#🗿・memes
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Average race in Platinum IV
best place to hunt 🙏🙏
⭕❗
Plat league in MP1 rn:
Pov. Fighting vandas, c1, 007s, and high end S cars with average garage knowing well ur never make it to ll
what was the syndicate thinking
nuh uh real spider
Reason: Posted a link
Ever heard of the Absolut Spider?
when you played mp1 too much
"It was a bit too hard i guess" ahh huraspam
You Have A Update 🫣
ALU: We think Diablo GT is better
graphics quality on alu be like:
People’s reaction when they posted a new car hunt that it was recycled too much
Reveling Hidden stuff as Always
Baguette bulldozer hunt (classified)
Class R
Thanks
Asphalt Unite Legends after every updates+hot fixes be like:
Most spammed cars in mp
GTR-san getting isekai'ed by Helicopter-kun (i dont have helicopter from my POV but GTR had)
POV: After more than 100+ you beat this opponent in CC
very fair 🗿
Special hunt version (easiest to hardest)
POV: ALU irl - track: Rome
Avg alu experience
Feuerrm after finding out about ALU's color scheme
But if you close your eyes
Squid game s2 trailer is out
no one:
absolutly no one:
the shop every 5 seconds:
Me after doing Genty Starway trick
Legends Store: Bonjour 
Let it RIP!!!
Friend: bro your luck is so good i always wreck
Me:
pov: its summer 2018. you just downloaded asphalt 9 and are logging in for the first time, wondering what awaits you. while this song runs you are feeling very eager to play, unbeknownst to the impact that the game will have on your life.
How it feels when -
brightness 200% be like 💀
@halcyon stream Bro why did you stal my meme smh
Reason: Posted a link
🚂
Rate this diving skills
My brother: Bro you're so bad at gambling
Me: Whatever are you blathering about good sire
this happened too same roll
Dont you mean playing the game?
Do yall understand the meme better now?
Now you guys know MY pain... >_<
How to wreck:
Step 1:
how about no
Random vids
Gameloft "We added back free try's to mp2 to help with progression"
i feel bad
aline. 🦛
Team pursuit in a nutshell
Skill issue hits hard
Physics: *exists
Alu:
its about 💰 to complete all
pov: matchmaking in mp1 was added and you get bombed with these 2 cars
me when i kd my teammate in team pursuit:
pov : gameloft devs after fixing a bug (a worse problem occours)
Is this the place where gameloft adds more bugs and p2w to our p2w asphalt game
I know I'm a bit late, but I didn't have access to this channel at that time...
I'll stick to my Trion, Chiron and (5*) Jesko, thanks.
Reason: Off topic.
when the game goes so bad you don't even rage, u just look at the screen like 😐
quality on alu now be like
Reason: Not a meme.
panic mode on
That guy who sticks to you in slipstream the whole race:
Reason: Posted an invite
easy win for alu
"small chance to get a key" 🗿
leak (real)
"Mcqueen is fading" (jesko) & top 10 respawns
Mom can we have the Senna, "We have the Senna at home."
Senna at home
Worth it?
NEXT LP CAR
👍
atp the Vanda should have its rank buffed
Reason: Posted a link
why is this real?? 😭
No, never
love slipstrem!
Bob when he accidentally replaced A9's physics with A8's
O I I A sphalt
That 1 Player In Every Multiplayer 🤣
Every time when I finish milestones on MP2 and get this...
When you're late for a freebie
big mistake for GL and happiness for all players 💀
Asphalt 9 meme I made last year. I literally had to find out which font the game used back then and apply it here. My king 👑
Which is more obtainable?
Minecraft’s Diamond Ore and Ancient Debris vs Gameloft’s Asphalt 9 uncommon/rare Class A and uncommon/rare Class S cars
When you saw Players gotten four free key cars and you’re too late and changed from 1* to 6*
After the Bos keys gets patched..
My ad froze. 
Change my mind
slipstrem MP is like this:
thank you, next 😴
The cursed combo
YES
🦛
DS10 lurking in the corner...
Little trolling.
Me in Norway after my car bounces on that one turn:
at this point, scg 007s gp rerun be like:
ghost mode + slipstream + free try cars = perfection
old(?) meta vs new meta and the other cars I forgot to put in
4K rank S class cars 🦛
Players before every race in Chicago:
not cool man 😪
"Biggest opponent that u face is yourself" ahh situation
I guess huracan spamming is no more (for now)
Reason: not a meme
Asphalt Legends Unite Scottish players when you are in Legend League and kept deranked because of using Acceleration or Handling cars instead of Top speed cars (Merida's Scottish Slang Edition)
What GL need now
I Forget to put 5k credits but it’s ok
Speedtricks in Unite belike 🤣🔝
🥹🤣
everytime we see ds support cars
||whales, synchronize your wallets💸||
The average ALU experience:
Us begging GL for compensation be like:
not a meme. but its funny (i think)
And it actually happened to me
they (EA) stopped early which Criterion Games takeover they gotten feedback from racing gamers and really delivered Vol 9 heck they made Escape from Tarkov but with driving cars and even put a Super bike in their new game mode
And yet Asphalt 9 yet another majority filled Whale content and only thing the majority community is aiming is a D Class car and Car Hunts.
Idk who decided to add this
idk why they give the accel 90 is like panamera of class s
POV: people in car suggestions.
Note: this suggestion is not mine.
This is an Actual event as to why the Garage light is white
Ayo creapy lamborghini 😭 💀
Give career some love (I want paris)
While on the subject of forgot
Meanwhile this is been in the poster for years when we’ll see it? :
You see that is the Leader of gaming Innovation right there:
GL slowly creeping UIs back to original hoping no one will notice
Gameloft servers
this meme will be relevant again during the anniversary season
Their AiDS revenue in DS events be like:
soon in most families
"give granny a kiss"
it's that time of the year again
yes
oh wow im soooo excited to get a ✨ brand new raesr tartarus!!!!11!1 ✨
🫡
Reason: Posted a link
Already posted this but
This is most likely will happen if they upgrade and star/s up the car:
This is what you get when you do “Suffering from Success”
iq of the person that designed and planned ds x
Reason: Posted a link
My club drama situation
gl: introducing new mp features and rewards
The JokeMas Countdown
In a Nutshell:
Good reaction memories of #dev-qa-december-2024

Atlast they had to limit to 👍and 👎
i think it deserves here
Guys i found asfane in my home

Shiver me timbers. I’m quacking in my boots
Idk its my first time trying to make a meme so this could be a flop for all I know
Me every time after getting the treasure hunt ..
Bruh??
You are given a choice between these three. You can only use your chosen car for an entire season of multiplayer. Which one will you pick?
👍: RAESR Tachyon Speed
🦛: Jaguar XJ220 TWR
👎: ATS GT
(this goes to the general playerbase)
“You can copy my homework but make it look different so the teacher won’t find out”
Christmas special my friends 🎄🎅🤪
Xmas edition
If you ever feel useless. Remember that 2,000 tokens is worth only 527,000 credits (795.770 if we count the 51% bonus)
Average venom driver be like
on the topic of mp
Merry Christmas everyone 
Merry Christmas
This is my “gift”
😌
Seriously 😒
A very very Gameloft christmas
Miss you baby lancer🦛💨🔥
Average Christmas Present be like:
you won the decal but what the cost 🥲
where my key
OMG I can really get the P72 for $80 but i don’t remember it being purple… 
Gameloft becoming this after drive syndicate 10
How to get car keys in event be like
GP in Round 6 be like:
This game a meme in itself
Also happy players when they have key but dont use car
Gameloft: Guys I think this is the Pagani Utopia looks like
When you wreck your car or get off from the track and after that you get knocked down by player from behind
Gameloft, when was there drako car hunt riot, its suppossed to be artura
When you get 15 bps jackpot in pack but you don’t have key
koenigsegg nevera and mercedes-benz nevera
2024 almost come to an end
Reason: Posted a link
Ah yes the famous Mercedes Rimac
ye ik christmas is over
Dubai Police if they got Andrew Tate's Bugatti
if you know, you know..
Usual ALU server moment be like:
I have to say this they did some good changes this year but still not enough.
battery
Corvette stingray + lykan fenyr supersport =
The real memes is here and
Advance happy new year 🙂
Im a bit late considering the GP is over but oh well 
pov
I play fairly in asphalt 💀
My favorite car is VANDA👀
I hope this channel will be deleted before 2026
Nice Gameloft, exactly what I'm grinding for
I see.
When celebrating New Year but also looking to grind MP1
OH! so this was the surprise pack they wanted to give in new year 🎊🥳
2025 for Gameloft starting off strong
Their is no Acknowledgment and apologies of the mistake
Chicago core: 🦛
2013 me vs 2025 me
Reason: Posted a link
GL “releasing” Mcmurty event
(They didn’t)
pininfarina shiny brick
Actually it's to turn my phone into a thermal nuclear bomb
pov you have skill issue in T5
Maybe repost
good bye key 💀
Reason: not a meme
Reason: keep it respectful
Reason: not a meme
Reason: not a meme
Pov: that one guy who comes from nowhere and gets 1st after "calculating results"
Reason: bypassing filter via image
Just be patient...
Year of the Snake season be like:
||(This was promised last update 🦛 )||
Reason: Posted a link
special whale event 😇
Reason: not a meme
Reason: stop posting non memes
Reason: not a meme
Average Chicago experience
Also known as the fastest hearse
Bro You can take my homework, but change it a little so the teacher doesn't understand.
I see no difference
Reason: not a meme
Huracan 4109 go BRRRRR
Reason: Posted a link
s k i l l i s s u e 
Reason: not a meme
Reason: not a meme
True Chicago experience
I found another one while i was learning geography
Everyone will understand this
Credit Card
Me after seeing toxic driver wrecking after trying 360 on me in multiplayer
"mistakes make you stronger"
the devs who designated chicago track:
🗿
How GP players feel after getting 1st on leaderboard
My boat car after driving on chicago track
Idk where to post it but it's a funny conversation with the same energy
Be a couple already you two ; )
(Don't mind me)
Stupid AI
Tarta “accurate” description
Next update. New Pininfarina)
Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture
theyre the same picture
The Coffin
i still think about this store offer in my sleep
please someone tell me where I can get this
My honest reaction after getting to know that 😭
Remember this?
Game currently has some bugs in it....
give me more eggs gameloft
gameloft trying not to ruin asphalt unite android with each update (impossible)
real
Bro what is this game 😭
Reason: Posted a link
Unite ahh reference 😭 🙏
Hot fix
Reason: not a meme
Reason: offtopic
Reason: offtopic
Reason: offtopic post
Copilot never heard of :
"i just want the f5 bps"
Total opposites
so club races are fun XD
@manic jewel 
it's even better the numberth time!
Edit: I'm talking about the situation in mp 1
Reason: trolling channel
Reason: trolling channel
🦛This MP
When asphalt says this we buffed this car . the car:
My king is back 🫡

Indeed...
"Only those who have suffered go to heaven"
me after playing mp1/2:
Reason: misusing channel
💔
Reason: misusing channel
Cars which are dominated by P2W there LEAGUES 
Me: When Clash Starts?
GL:
Reason: unrelated to channel
Reason: stop posting AI chats those are not memes
gg!
when you bringing bikes into alu gameloft
Reason: misusing channel
Say Vanda! 🎤
WYSI Moments be like: 
O O P s
The face I give after a Vanda KDs me at beginning on Himalayas and me, despite having a car that goes 20km faster, doesn’t catch up
When Clash is back be like:
Bro you can copy my homework but change it a little so teacher wont find out!
i just missed the gp and got this message😭🙏🏻
average beginner in multiplayer
How it feel when someone trying to 360 KD but delayed on a 90 degrees right turn and ended up in 8th place:
Bring GSS and remove unbreakable
real
Average F1 pilots
Reason: Off topic spam
Crazy, I was crazy once
They put me in a room, a rubber room,
A rubber room with unbreakable mp1,
Unbreakable mp1 makes me crazy
Me : trying to post something
Bot : hands up , dare to post something !!
Since unite came out gameloft didn't fix it yet, it's a meme now.
how sandbaggers feel about humiliating newbies in tier 4 with their kimera at 4-5 star (they can't play in tier 1 or 2 bc skill issues)
Someone free me from this curse 😭
unbreakable mode is actually BAD
Asphalt players be like;
They choose a showroom event and they don't do it because; they dont want space left
Reason: Posted a link
Skill Issues ngl it's meme now
I have created a word
Newbie after seeing a average player doing some tricks with a mid car (they will report in #💀・cheater-report with the goofiest reason possible)
a fate worse than death
How it feels to have the creds ready before the SH:
me when I shoot ahead of everyone at the last second in slipstream mp:
Mp2 rank based ghost ss 
Drivers with a class cars looking at my 6* trion:
Good bye unbreakable and please please never come back...... 😭 platinum league OGS
Reason: troll post
Reason: not a meme
*1 Bailey can't even meet *2 jesko

I am your nightmare
Yesterday at GL’s HQ…
LP Disaster
POV: waiting for gss to return
Nah nah you facing life imprisonement
Team pursuit mp be like
The last round of clash/gp be like:
Reason: troll post
Reason: troll post
Low-rank MP2 be like
eip drop rates look like water fall lol
mp2:
Syndicate racers with kd immunity:
Fix your connection
Cayman hunt during exams, essenza during exams, zonda during exams, and now ultima during finals
This is me during exams
Reason: not a meme + bad word in pic
Bro; can i use your car
Me; yes you can use this vacuum thing
Bro; i can drive but there was a problem
Me; what's the problem
Bro; does steering wheel fell into backrooms
Me; yes
Other players when see someone wallriding:
MP2 Scenario...
Hail to the top speed king at 3600-3800ish rank in MP2
The clash had too much orders from leader like: oh your defense time is bad, pls improve it
Me trying to abuse clash bug, but Gameloft give another bug for me
Muttley to half the playerbase in a few hours:
Exploit so broken even some random dud started to sell coc account here
Compensation for those who got banned (rip my account)
What happened 
me when I'm at school when the bug is happening and its gets patched when i arrive home
If you guys want to enforce justice, then enforce it impartially.
GL when they're fixing bad optimization, servers and bugs: 🐌
GL when they discovered the clash bug (They will lose a little piece of money):
Lone wolf players when a lot of players banned due to clash bug:
if you play too much team pursuit:
When GL releases a Special Hunt
Players be like:
spot the difference ahh packs 😭
when the race ends early while I didn't reach finishing line in mp2 :
Rank abusers in mp2 (
)
#🏎・general rn 
vencer is literally me
Memorial of 27.02.2025 
it's still going
*2 day ban
my 2* tutu bullies 
"it's a good day to play alu"
10 min after:
non-purpose
Baby Ultima 🥰
So that's why i can't login
Ramadhan mubarak guys, happy fasting
Spammers before vanda came into the game
Spot the difference:
Me after every 5 races of car hunt
MP2 points be like....10 hard race with 1st position...then 3 races loss 😭
How it feels to get to position 250 in MP2, then you go against a Mistral at 3k rank, and then you go down to 1,885 position cause you got 2nd place.
alu mp1 and mp2 gameplay
creds: varentex
so real
Reason: Posted a link
I feel so sorry for those just unlocked them and instantly locked back 
PS: I didn't got ban
The current ALU situation:
Absolute Cinema
wdym it's still happening today
Memorial of 3 March 2025
Too much real that it feels like unreal
Hello Traveler.
You got enough Asphalt Legends Unite ban waves, dramas, car removals today.
You can rest here.
Also Jesko with legs is kinda cursed but why not 
🤭🚩
My first thing to do in slipstream mp2 (with tutu)
note: u need 16card to unlock so...
For those who participated the anniversary event in a9:
Gl drop roadmap update video:
This year boutta be crazy
Players: Can we have Inferno?
Gameloft: We had Inferno at game.
Inferno at game:
Guess it's time to give them a reality check
LL Pov:
Edit: So people don't understand what is this meme about, to me is clear as day.
This meme is parodying the mindless grinding, the endless grinding that will requre you to enter a trance-like state and obsession, comparable to a drug additction.
And the fact that you are so much into this, in this grind trance-like state that's also affecting your muscle memory so much,
that you actually need a third person to make you "snap out of it" and make you notice that you already reached your goal.
Reason: off topic
Reason: not a meme
literally my recent drops with platinum and legend packs
Reason: not a meme + attempted bypass
Lego Senna after seeing Lego Corvette
is it jus me?
when you're dead inside but you just bought Lego Corvette for flexing in Asphalt
Me: oh I can’t wait to attack clash I’m excited to win
Opponents with Alien Times for Free Try and Best Cars:
POV a movie reminding me its in 3D
I'm tired boss
top sinco scariest jumpscare
Pov: Your first ever mission in NFS
"The event that got everyone going gaga
👁️👄👁️" - Boost probably
That is assuming the devs actually tested it in the first place
MP2 points be like:
Super Frangivento Bros.
That's what just happened
I know right 
Opening Pack be like: opened 15k tokens for 499P but you got all 3 bps
Me seeing 300 bad car jokes on #🚗・car-suggestions instead of good suggestion for alu
me after reach 1750 in mp2
Its my only car left with fuels
There is a imposter among us
Sorge :3
Players waiting Venom F5 back:
Reason: not a meme
Lego stingray hunt event:
When you get more skilled and accidentally found new route:
Reason: not a meme (you posted it twice)
This game itself is a meme it happened to me 4th time💀
Reason: not an asphalt meme
relatable
Based in the demoman meme (If you ask, the words down is what Red Fox says in the DS2 trailer)
"ok grandma let's go back and take your pills!"
Reason: Not a meme
Reason: reposts are not allowed
Caption this! https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/Buff-Doge-vs-Cheems
Ok
(side note, some people should stop worrying about the guaranteed BPs)
Say less @manic jewel 
Especially in mp1
POV: me waiting for GL to add more a8 maps to a9
Floaty iceberg
Reason: not a meme
Reason: offtopic
rel
Average private lobby experience be like:
@manic jewel gotcha
R2 GT65 Rail Trick be like:
We're likely getting another A8 track in the summer update
want some?
A new Jasko bus has arrived:
caption this https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/Bike-Fall
Here’s mine delete it if it’s unfunny please.
Got* sorry my English sucks

I ran out of meme idea...
||yes, its a 98MB gif file, give it some time to load up||
@manic jewel
I'm not touching grass ever again
track named urban blaze:
(the bridge being the most annoying part)
One
Me when I get physics:
Yk to whom this meme is dedicated to
Idk why this got removed? But just tell em bois
Reason: off topic
Reason: Bad word usage
Reason: Not a meme.

Reason: sir, that's not alu meme
average chinese private lobby:
Reason: Off topic.
when someone wrecks me in MP1, i just
the brainwash track that shows up every time in a gp of a trash handling car (and hunts):
My honest reaction when I pass a Vanda and he attempts to KD me but dies instead (1/1000000 chance of happening)
Me when i 360:
Caption this https://imgflip.com/meme/206151308/Spider-Man-Triple
4109 rank
Beat me to it.
We need one more 911 in this game
GP decals be like:
Reason: Posted an invite
Reason: Posted a link
Grand Prix mentioned
The Trio
REAL
MP1 experience
(edit: it's a joke not to be taken seriously)

(driver was ok, happened yesterday)
the nitro efficiency cars

WEC hypercars in A class VS SC63 in B class:
Why is this an actual offer in the shop 😭

what my Chromebook sees when I'm using the last free try in a race on defense phase but I crash in the stupidest way possible:
Peak ALU
(Re-posting this since I added a link during an edit)
hope I understood the format
School while this is happening:
My life
Real
Your credits after upgraded 499P Modificata 6* maxed
If
decide to bring this boat to 
i didnt know tony from LC Sign works for Gameloft 
Reason: not a meme


Us when clash will removed based on #🔥・hot-topics
RIP all my savings
Asphalt Legends Unite when they have Knockdown Assist in Multiplayer (Hey Apple meme Edition)
Reason: Posted a link
This man:
Reason: Off topic
😭 thank God I didn't save that much clash tokens!
For real...
how it feels to advertise your club in #🏎・clubs-recruitment
bro did NOT make a meme with PP Neue Montreal
I barely get Jesko from this
Reason: Posted a link
Gameloft after taking everyone clash token that they saved up for years of grinding
Gameloft:
You can race in the game, but you can race in real life... (It's meme)
Supra bieng added to ALU
"autoplay car hunts"
"autoplay showroom"
Supra Kids when the GR Supra 2023 is class D and not class S:
Senna and Senna GTR
Reason: Not a meme.
what happened here 😭
we want codin back man, he was peak back then 💔
Girls: boys don’t know how to cry
Me at 2am this morning:
average #🚗・car-suggestions post
And it turns out to be "Finish race"
Real
the clones season 😍
Reason: disrespectful meme

from @weak scaffold
3D glasses companies after unite update :
clash said comming soon
Respost from idk how many months back
Finally time though.
Me after checking out #📰・game-news today
Reason: not a meme
Time to go relatable for the switch players 💀
Mc20 gt2 lore
Reason: Posted a link
So I was suffering in physics class
this came into my mind
all the Porsche Variants
Epic
DS 11 is the EASIEST Syndicate so far
Me who doesn't have Puritalia Berlinetta, Aston Martin Valhalla and I barely have the Ferrari Monza Sp1 at his 2nd star:
Omg
Those with locked chrysler:
Aston Martin Valhalla:
Lmao easiest ds 11 special events= 1650$ 750$
starway events in a nutshell
😭
Reason: not a meme
Reason: not a meme
idk man take it
Alternatively
Div 4 or below players are actually enjoying the mode and getting easy rewards, while div 5 is just full of struggle and suffering (skill issue) 
What was was expecting😂 (amogh's live stream)
Which coin will you buy?
Peeps with ghost turned off:

btw on the right is the NEW alu logo
another revuelto decal that i dont have key for revuelto T-T
Gameloft's security AI be like:
For real(ik this will be removed soon)

Reason: Posted a link
"F2P"
Reason: not a meme
Reason: not a meme
"So when do I start having fun in Classic MP1?"
That's the neat thing, you don't.
vs 
1650$ 750$ you say
inserts Daithi De Nogla best quote
nice gaming chair bud

All the time bro
I am cooked 💀
Reason: not a meme
Every canonical ALU player
(this is my first meme)
💀
Me when customer care doesn’t respond in 0.1 seconds
Me wondering how I won the race

"Let me play in a 2.2k rank lobby in MP2 with my Porsche 911 GTS today, surely the opponents would be easy enough!"
A random player:
Reason: not a meme
Me waiting for new event to get pos 1. (7/24) and after my eyes will 💀
LVN...i am very special...I rarely comes(DS) but supersport300+++👀
Another meme from the comic...
Me seeing any Vanda in MP:
Reason: misusing channel
MP1 be like: Calm Down it’s just game
Also Game:
When you get hammered by someone before the finish line
Average ALU race
Best SE ever
Me: Can I hve the LVN pleaseeee
Mom: No we have the LVN at home
Reason: Posted a link
New cars, new events, and I'm out of money. Is this only happening to me? 🤏 
Police cars in ALU be like
you get no context
Reason: Bad word usage via image
I'm businessman 
Me when I get KDd in classic series
Typical Hyundai Ioniq N
Reason: Posted a link
chiron super sport:
when someone says they reached LL by only using the vanda the entire race
Reason: swearing in meme
fr
Reason: not a meme
Reason: not a meme
How MP1 Player after getting 1st on LB
Reason: Posted a link
I'm going to play multiplayer even though I know the first place will go to the cheater:
Koenigsegg Jesko be like: