#🗿・memes

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heavy sigil
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Notify me when the game is in a significant better state

grizzled steppe
torpid cedar
harsh dew
rain mountain
blissful edge
inner idol
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best place to hunt 🙏🙏

torn stump
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⭕❗

graceful temple
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Plat league in MP1 rn:

bold oyster
heavy cave
feral bolt
grand flameBOT
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theking.02 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

solid sinew
hidden adder
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when you played mp1 too much

grizzled steppe
stuck agate
leaden thorn
mighty tendon
vale moon
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ALU: We think Diablo GT is better

primal copper
slender prawn
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People’s reaction when they posted a new car hunt that it was recycled too much

last cedar
stuck agate
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Reveling Hidden stuff as Always
Baguette bulldozer hunt (classified)

Class R

naive epoch
#

Thanks

lime edge
gilded remnant
novel void
primal copper
rain mountain
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GTR-san getting isekai'ed by Helicopter-kun (i dont have helicopter from my POV but GTR had)

dusk swallow
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POV: After more than 100+ you beat this opponent in CC

inner idol
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very fair 🗿

novel void
placid pewter
somber olive
mental talon
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Feuerrm after finding out about ALU's color scheme

mental talon
novel void
#

Squid game s2 trailer is out

languid snow
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no one:

absolutly no one:

the shop every 5 seconds:

proper current
lime edge
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Me after doing Genty Starway trick
Legends Store: Bonjour baddeer

feral bolt
honest creek
feral bolt
cedar cradle
languid snow
#

pov: its summer 2018. you just downloaded asphalt 9 and are logging in for the first time, wondering what awaits you. while this song runs you are feeling very eager to play, unbeknownst to the impact that the game will have on your life.

finite storm
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How it feels when -

inner idol
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brightness 200% be like 💀

feral bolt
heavy cave
grand flameBOT
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ibraheem7665 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

gilded remnant
hidden adder
kind reef
languid snow
lime edge
feral bolt
feral bolt
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My brother: Bro you're so bad at gambling
Me: Whatever are you blathering about good sire

feral bolt
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this happened too same roll

vagrant lily
feral bolt
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Dont you mean playing the game?

languid storm
cedar cradle
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Do yall understand the meme better now?

mental talon
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Now you guys know MY pain... >_<

mental talon
gilded remnant
languid snow
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how about no

somber olive
feral bolt
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Gameloft "We added back free try's to mp2 to help with progression"

cedar cradle
zinc drum
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i feel bad

primal copper
marsh zinc
mental talon
sharp coral
soft hedge
solid sinew
ivory rover
inner idol
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its about 💰 to complete all

silk magnet
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pov: matchmaking in mp1 was added and you get bombed with these 2 cars

somber olive
languid snow
primal copper
silk magnet
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Is this the place where gameloft adds more bugs and p2w to our p2w asphalt game

visual hemlock
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I know I'm a bit late, but I didn't have access to this channel at that time...

languid kestrel
wet orbit
grand flameBOT
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ramseyfls_66036 has been warned

Reason: Off topic.

languid snow
nova wedge
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when the game goes so bad you don't even rage, u just look at the screen like 😐

primal copper
nova wedge
grand flameBOT
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parastank911 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

vapid helm
inner idol
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panic mode on

torpid cedar
grand flameBOT
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ccxvli has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

stuck agate
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easy win for alu

inner idol
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"small chance to get a key" 🗿

slim night
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leak (real)

fossil sphinx
sharp coral
feral bolt
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Mom can we have the Senna, "We have the Senna at home."
Senna at home

solid sinew
analog sun
plain heron
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Worth it?

stuck agate
torpid cedar
knotty nacelle
languid snow
languid storm
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NEXT LP CAR alu 👍

jagged summit
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atp the Vanda should have its rank buffed

grand flameBOT
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mercuriiphxnk has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

dawn spade
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No, never

rancid relic
gilded remnant
solid sinew
leaden thorn
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That 1 Player In Every Multiplayer 🤣

languid storm
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Every time when I finish milestones on MP2 and get this...

novel void
vagrant lily
wraith lance
blazing sedge
torpid cedar
rain mountain
languid kestrel
near maple
flat flax
graceful temple
inner idol
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big mistake for GL and happiness for all players 💀

slim belfry
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Asphalt 9 meme I made last year. I literally had to find out which font the game used back then and apply it here. My king 👑

hasty perch
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Which is more obtainable?

Minecraft’s Diamond Ore and Ancient Debris vs Gameloft’s Asphalt 9 uncommon/rare Class A and uncommon/rare Class S cars

dusk swallow
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When you saw Players gotten four free key cars and you’re too late and changed from 1* to 6*

echo plume
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After the Bos keys gets patched..

wet orbit
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My ad froze. moyai

torn stump
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Change my mind

rancid relic
dry birch
inner idol
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thank you, next 😴

willow plume
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The cursed combo

blazing sedge
lime edge
floral finch
wary herald
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DS10 lurking in the corner...

wispy sparrow
wispy sparrow
spare hawk
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at this point, scg 007s gp rerun be like:

inner idol
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ghost mode + slipstream + free try cars = perfection

analog sun
analog sun
round fable
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old(?) meta vs new meta and the other cars I forgot to put in

analog sun
languid pewter
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4K rank S class cars 🦛

blazing sedge
jagged summit
#

Players before every race in Chicago:

inner idol
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not cool man 😪

rain mountain
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"Biggest opponent that u face is yourself" ahh situation

jagged summit
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I guess huracan spamming is no more (for now)

cerulean canopy
grand flameBOT
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ace02853 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

frail forge
torpid cedar
solid sinew
green dew
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Asphalt Legends Unite Scottish players when you are in Legend League and kept deranked because of using Acceleration or Handling cars instead of Top speed cars (Merida's Scottish Slang Edition)

analog sun
trim cape
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What GL need now

dusk swallow
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I Forget to put 5k credits but it’s ok

proud linden
leaden thorn
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Speedtricks in Unite belike 🤣🔝

leaden thorn
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🥹🤣

void bobcat
frozen talon
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everytime we see ds support cars
||whales, synchronize your wallets💸||

radiant dragon
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The average ALU experience:

novel void
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Us begging GL for compensation be like:

drowsy night
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not a meme. but its funny (i think)

outer schooner
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And it actually happened to me

hasty perch
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they (EA) stopped early which Criterion Games takeover they gotten feedback from racing gamers and really delivered Vol 9 heck they made Escape from Tarkov but with driving cars and even put a Super bike in their new game mode

And yet Asphalt 9 yet another majority filled Whale content and only thing the majority community is aiming is a D Class car and Car Hunts.

languid kestrel
torpid cedar
languid kestrel
fair fable
fickle glen
ivory rover
#

POV: people in car suggestions.
Note: this suggestion is not mine.

cursive geode
hasty perch
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This is an Actual event as to why the Garage light is white

proud linden
ivory rover
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Ayo creapy lamborghini 😭 💀

rain mountain
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Give career some love (I want paris)

hasty perch
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While on the subject of forgot

Meanwhile this is been in the poster for years when we’ll see it? :

hasty perch
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You see that is the Leader of gaming Innovation right there:

trim cape
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GL slowly creeping UIs back to original hoping no one will notice

brazen river
torpid cedar
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Gameloft servers

proud linden
languid storm
grand lagoon
languid snow
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this meme will be relevant again during the anniversary season

hasty perch
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Their AiDS revenue in DS events be like:

patent raven
safe meadow
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soon in most families
"give granny a kiss"

round fable
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it's that time of the year again

languid snow
vernal geyser
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oh wow im soooo excited to get a ✨ brand new raesr tartarus!!!!11!1 ✨

tropic hollow
tropic hollow
rain mountain
dire spear
rain mountain
untold kettle
grand flameBOT
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yourmombincu has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

stuck agate
languid snow
void bobcat
hasty perch
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This is most likely will happen if they upgrade and star/s up the car:

rain mountain
teal oasis
blazing sedge
hasty perch
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This is what you get when you do “Suffering from Success”

jagged summit
primal copper
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iq of the person that designed and planned ds x

inner idol
grand flameBOT
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stax4776 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

steep smelt
wild mango
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My club drama situation

bold oyster
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gl: introducing new mp features and rewardsheartface

jagged summit
hasty perch
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The JokeMas Countdown

steep smelt
sharp harbor
steep smelt
hasty perch
steep smelt
compact tundra
steep smelt
proud sentinel
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i think it deserves here

rich shadow
compact tundra
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Guys i found asfane in my homemouse welldone

stuck agate
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Shiver me timbers. I’m quacking in my boots

sacred pebble
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Idk its my first time trying to make a meme so this could be a flop for all I know

languid storm
blazing sedge
crystal turtle
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Bruh??

void bobcat
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You are given a choice between these three. You can only use your chosen car for an entire season of multiplayer. Which one will you pick?

👍: RAESR Tachyon Speed
🦛: Jaguar XJ220 TWR
👎: ATS GT

round fable
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(this goes to the general playerbase)

vagrant lily
subtle chasm
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“You can copy my homework but make it look different so the teacher won’t find out”

teal oasis
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Christmas special my friends 🎄🎅🤪

knotty nacelle
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Xmas edition

void bobcat
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If you ever feel useless. Remember that 2,000 tokens is worth only 527,000 credits (795.770 if we count the 51% bonus)

hasty perch
earnest veldt
ruby oar
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Average venom driver be like

languid snow
steep smelt
nimble shell
novel void
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Merry Christmas everyone noel

hasty perch
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Merry Christmas

This is my “gift”

misty jacinth
untold kettle
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Seriously 😒

steep smelt
#

A very very Gameloft christmas

viscid dawn
soft hedge
steep smelt
compact tundra
#

Miss you baby lancer🦛💨🔥

ruby oar
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Average Christmas Present be like:

untold kettle
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you won the decal but what the cost 🥲

inner idol
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where my key

maiden moon
sacred pebble
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OMG I can really get the P72 for $80 but i don’t remember it being purple… nerd

dapper summit
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Gameloft becoming this after drive syndicate 10

languid pewter
junior sundial
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How to get car keys in event be like

steep smelt
hasty perch
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GP in Round 6 be like:

novel void
fickle mesa
#

This game a meme in itself

bold oyster
maiden moon
hidden adder
hasty perch
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Gameloft: Guys I think this is the Pagani Utopia looks like

knotty nacelle
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When you wreck your car or get off from the track and after that you get knocked down by player from behind

royal trail
dapper summit
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Gameloft, when was there drako car hunt riot, its suppossed to be artura

dusk swallow
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When you get 15 bps jackpot in pack but you don’t have key

silk magnet
novel void
#

2024 almost come to an end

grand flameBOT
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lxyowo has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

mossy pasture
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Ah yes the famous Mercedes Rimac

novel void
idle skiff
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ye ik christmas is over

trim cape
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Dubai Police if they got Andrew Tate's Bugatti

orchid adder
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if you know, you know..

ruby oar
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Usual ALU server moment be like:

hasty perch
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I have to say this they did some good changes this year but still not enough.

mighty tendon
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battery

junior sundial
#

Corvette stingray + lykan fenyr supersport =

harsh timber
vagrant lily
vagrant lily
untold kettle
#

The real memes is here and
Advance happy new year 🙂

languid pewter
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Im a bit late considering the GP is over but oh well moyai

native current
languid storm
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I play fairly in asphalt 💀
My favorite car is VANDA👀

maiden moon
soft hedge
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I hope this channel will be deleted before 2026

visual hemlock
#

Nice Gameloft, exactly what I'm grinding for

hasty perch
maiden moon
#

I see.

nimble remnant
hot drift
#

When celebrating New Year but also looking to grind MP1

languid storm
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OH! so this was the surprise pack they wanted to give in new year 🎊🥳

shy anvil
hasty perch
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2025 for Gameloft starting off strong

Their is no Acknowledgment and apologies of the mistake

fickle glen
#

Chicago core: 🦛

knotty nacelle
novel void
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2013 me vs 2025 me

grand flameBOT
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mxby has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

junior sundial
silent fable
stuck agate
#

GL “releasing” Mcmurty event
(They didn’t)

dusk swallow
languid snow
nimble igloo
#

pininfarina shiny brick

trim cape
#

Actually it's to turn my phone into a thermal nuclear bomb

ivory ibex
remote creek
languid snow
#

pov you have skill issue in T5

remote creek
#

Maybe repost

languid kestrel
inner idol
#

good bye key 💀

grand flameBOT
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lampus47 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

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whaffl8 has been warned

Reason: keep it respectful

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jumpscareghini has been warned

Reason: not a meme

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jonathasdasil has been warned

Reason: not a meme

nimble remnant
rose hare
ivory rover
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Pov: that one guy who comes from nowhere and gets 1st after "calculating results"

grand flameBOT
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adeweso has been warned

Reason: bypassing filter via image

languid snow
vagrant lily
crystal turtle
#

Just be patient...

wary herald
#

Year of the Snake season be like:
||(This was promised last update 🦛 )||

grand flameBOT
#
kamer1724 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

solid sinew
inner idol
#

special whale event 😇

languid kestrel
grand flameBOT
#
potatohollo has been warned

Reason: not a meme

grand flameBOT
#
potatohollo has been warned

Reason: stop posting non memes

grand flameBOT
#
_amir_2381 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

compact tundra
#

Average Chicago experience

torpid cedar
#

Also known as the fastest hearse

junior sundial
#

Bro You can take my homework, but change it a little so the teacher doesn't understand.

plain bluff
#

I see no difference

vestal marsh
grand flameBOT
#
parastank911 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

idle skiff
nimble plover
pearl star
safe meadow
ivory rover
proven zenith
#

Huracan 4109 go BRRRRR

grand flameBOT
#
streetracer89 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

inner idol
#

s k i l l i s s u e dead

grand flameBOT
#
jonathasdasil has been warned

Reason: not a meme

grand flameBOT
#
alcina_dimidome has been warned

Reason: not a meme

compact tundra
#

True Chicago experience

red ferry
junior sundial
junior sundial
#

Everyone will understand this

sharp harbor
red ferry
sharp harbor
#

Credit Card

sharp harbor
sour snow
#

Me after seeing toxic driver wrecking after trying 360 on me in multiplayer

sour snow
#

"mistakes make you stronger"
the devs who designated chicago track:

inner idol
compact tundra
#

How GP players feel after getting 1st on leaderboard

junior sundial
dapper summit
#

My boat car after driving on chicago track

cobalt hearth
#

Idk where to post it but it's a funny conversation with the same energy
Be a couple already you two ; )
(Don't mind me)

red ferry
junior sundial
#

Stupid AI

stuck agate
#

Tarta “accurate” description

gloomy silo
#

Next update. New Pininfarina)

pearl star
stuck agate
#

Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture
theyre the same picture

granite heron
manic jewel
faint sierra
brazen river
manic jewel
rain mountain
granite heron
#

The Coffin

kind reef
#

i still think about this store offer in my sleep

mint phoenix
#

please someone tell me where I can get this

languid storm
pulsar rivet
frosty grail
dusk swallow
visual hemlock
frosty grail
#

Remember this?

hidden adder
pearl star
pearl star
echo plume
#

Game currently has some bugs in it....

round fable
mint phoenix
mint phoenix
#

give me more eggs gameloft

sour snow
#

gameloft trying not to ruin asphalt unite android with each update (impossible)

mint phoenix
harsh timber
#

Bro what is this game 😭

compact tundra
grand flameBOT
#
ramsfalcon has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

vivid herald
#

Unite ahh reference 😭 🙏

harsh timber
grand flameBOT
#
awaisfastking has been warned

Reason: not a meme

#
shftrz has been warned

Reason: offtopic

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dazn3whisper has been warned

Reason: offtopic

torpid cedar
grand flameBOT
#
parastank911 has been warned

Reason: offtopic post

cobalt hearth
#

Copilot never heard of :

plain bluff
stuck agate
#

"i just want the f5 bps"

void bobcat
#

Total opposites

slim belfry
#

so club races are fun XD

stuck agate
brazen river
#

@manic jewel smokinRN

faint sierra
round fable
#

it's even better the numberth time!

visual hemlock
#

Edit: I'm talking about the situation in mp 1

grand flameBOT
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darshag._62169 has been warned

Reason: trolling channel

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lxyowo has been warned

Reason: trolling channel

junior sundial
tawny hound
tawny hound
sacred pebble
sour snow
edgy wave
compact tundra
#

🦛This MP

junior sundial
#

When asphalt says this we buffed this car . the car:

junior sundial
#

My king is back 🫡

mint phoenix
obtuse gorge
#

Indeed...

blazing sedge
sour snow
#

"Only those who have suffered go to heaven"
me after playing mp1/2:

mint phoenix
grand flameBOT
#
streetracer89 has been warned

Reason: misusing channel

void bobcat
languid storm
grand flameBOT
#
armnawaphatth16 has been warned

Reason: misusing channel

languid storm
#

Cars which are dominated by P2W there LEAGUES moyai

dusk swallow
#

Me: When Clash Starts?
GL:

grand flameBOT
#
kickdrifter has been warned

Reason: unrelated to channel

grand flameBOT
#
kaschmirschalen001 has been warned

Reason: stop posting AI chats those are not memes

round fable
mint phoenix
#

when you bringing bikes into alu gameloft

icy star
mint phoenix
grand flameBOT
#
p2winplayerssuck has been warned

Reason: misusing channel

torpid cedar
obtuse gorge
#

Say Vanda! 🎤smug

pseudo peak
#

WYSI Moments be like: eyesrolling

signal fable
#

O O P s

stuck agate
#

The face I give after a Vanda KDs me at beginning on Himalayas and me, despite having a car that goes 20km faster, doesn’t catch up

dusk swallow
#

When Clash is back be like:

red ferry
junior sundial
#

Bro you can copy my homework but change it a little so teacher wont find out!

stuck agate
#

i just missed the gp and got this message😭🙏🏻

winter glade
#

average beginner in multiplayer

edgy wave
#

How it feel when someone trying to 360 KD but delayed on a 90 degrees right turn and ended up in 8th place:

hybrid fox
#

cry Bring GSS and remove unbreakable

stuck agate
brazen river
junior sundial
#

Average F1 pilots

void bobcat
grand flameBOT
#
sl0bro14 has been muted for 3 days

Reason: Off topic spam

flat flax
pearl star
brazen river
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Crazy, I was crazy once
They put me in a room, a rubber room,
A rubber room with unbreakable mp1,
Unbreakable mp1 makes me crazy

novel void
cobalt hearth
#

Me : trying to post something
Bot : hands up , dare to post something !!

languid storm
steep smelt
#

Since unite came out gameloft didn't fix it yet, it's a meme now.

sour snow
#

how sandbaggers feel about humiliating newbies in tier 4 with their kimera at 4-5 star (they can't play in tier 1 or 2 bc skill issues)

echo plume
steep smelt
solid sinew
dapper summit
#

unbreakable mode is actually BAD

junior sundial
#

Asphalt players be like;
They choose a showroom event and they don't do it because; they dont want space left

grand flameBOT
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whaffl8 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

pseudo peak
#

Skill Issues ngl it's meme now

stuck agate
#

I have created a word

sour snow
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Newbie after seeing a average player doing some tricks with a mid car (they will report in #💀・cheater-report with the goofiest reason possible)

round fable
#

a fate worse than death

hidden adder
graceful temple
#

How it feels to have the creds ready before the SH:

mint phoenix
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me when I shoot ahead of everyone at the last second in slipstream mp:

novel void
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Mp2 rank based ghost ss dead

torpid cedar
languid storm
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Good bye unbreakable and please please never come back...... 😭 platinum league OGS

torpid cedar
analog sun
brazen river
grand flameBOT
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kickdrifter has been warned

Reason: troll post

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charlemagne_akira_0147 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

blazing sedge
brazen river
sour snow
brazen river
safe meadow
#

I am your nightmare

elfin haven
#

Yesterday at GL’s HQ…
LP Disaster

sick fiber
winter glade
stuck agate
#

POV: waiting for gss to return

tulip nest
#

Nah nah you facing life imprisonement

sour snow
#

Team pursuit mp be like

wraith grove
junior sundial
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The last round of clash/gp be like:

edgy wave
analog sun
grand flameBOT
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armnawaphatth16 has been warned

Reason: troll post

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lonewolf.21 has been warned

Reason: troll post

wary herald
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Low-rank MP2 be like

nimble plover
sour snow
inner idol
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eip drop rates look like water fall lol

rugged hinge
bold oyster
void bobcat
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Fix your connection

icy star
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Cayman hunt during exams, essenza during exams, zonda during exams, and now ultima during finals
This is me during exams

icy star
pseudo peak
grand flameBOT
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airreloads has been warned

Reason: not a meme + bad word in pic

junior sundial
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Bro; can i use your car
Me; yes you can use this vacuum thing
Bro; i can drive but there was a problem
Me; what's the problem
Bro; does steering wheel fell into backrooms
Me; yes

willow plume
#

Other players when see someone wallriding:

languid storm
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MP2 Scenario...moyai

signal fable
novel void
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The clash had too much orders from leader like: oh your defense time is bad, pls improve it

icy star
echo plume
void bobcat
dawn spade
#

Me trying to abuse clash bug, but Gameloft give another bug for me

rich shadow
#

Muttley to half the playerbase in a few hours:

gilded remnant
#

Exploit so broken even some random dud started to sell coc account here

icy sierra
torpid cedar
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Compensation for those who got banned (rip my account)

novel void
#

What happened surprised

visual hemlock
dapper summit
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me when I'm at school when the bug is happening and its gets patched when i arrive home

visual hemlock
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If you guys want to enforce justice, then enforce it impartially.

brazen river
sour snow
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GL when they're fixing bad optimization, servers and bugs: 🐌
GL when they discovered the clash bug (They will lose a little piece of money):

novel void
#

Lone wolf players when a lot of players banned due to clash bug:

quaint ibex
#

if you play too much team pursuit:

hidden adder
#

When GL releases a Special Hunt

Players be like:

stuck agate
#

spot the difference ahh packs 😭

nimble plover
#

when the race ends early while I didn't reach finishing line in mp2 :

blazing sedge
brazen river
#

Rank abusers in mp2 (michiraisedeyebrow)

stuck agate
torpid cedar
brazen river
mint phoenix
#

vencer is literally me

hidden adder
#

Memorial of 27.02.2025 Salute

faint sierra
#

it's still going

toxic bronze
gilded remnant
undone spoke
hybrid fox
#

*2 day ban

undone spoke
steep smelt
tulip nest
sour snow
#

"it's a good day to play alu"
10 min after:

winter glade
signal fable
#

non-purpose

ivory rover
#

Baby Ultima 🥰

plain bluff
#

So that's why i can't login

Ramadhan mubarak guys, happy fasting

sharp harbor
#

Spammers before vanda came into the game

wispy sparrow
novel void
#

Me after every 5 races of car hunt

languid storm
#

MP2 points be like....10 hard race with 1st position...then 3 races loss 😭

green flax
stuck agate
stuck agate
#

How it feels to get to position 250 in MP2, then you go against a Mistral at 3k rank, and then you go down to 1,885 position cause you got 2nd place.

toxic bronze
#

alu mp1 and mp2 gameplay

red ferry
silk magnet
rich shadow
weak storm
#

creds: varentex

royal thunder
#

so real

grand flameBOT
#
cooperdejean1 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

novel void
#

I feel so sorry for those just unlocked them and instantly locked back dead

PS: I didn't got ban

brazen river
novel void
#

The current ALU situation:

rain mountain
#

Absolute Cinema

faint sierra
#

wdym it's still happening today

hidden adder
#

Memorial of 3 March 2025

sharp harbor
flat flax
hidden adder
#

Hello Traveler.
You got enough Asphalt Legends Unite ban waves, dramas, car removals today.
You can rest here.

Also Jesko with legs is kinda cursed but why not Real

glad gate
fresh phoenix
#

🤭🚩

pseudo peak
echo plume
novel void
#

My first thing to do in slipstream mp2 (with tutu)

stuck agate
#

note: u need 16card to unlock so...

vapid helm
spare hawk
#

For those who participated the anniversary event in a9:

brazen river
#

Gl drop roadmap update video:

digital depot
#

This year boutta be crazy

green dew
#

Players: Can we have Inferno?
Gameloft: We had Inferno at game.
Inferno at game:

ripe shore
jagged summit
mellow python
gilded remnant
fresh phoenix
loud mural
frosty torrent
steep smelt
forest sigil
#

LL Pov:

steep smelt
#

Edit: So people don't understand what is this meme about, to me is clear as day.
This meme is parodying the mindless grinding, the endless grinding that will requre you to enter a trance-like state and obsession, comparable to a drug additction.
And the fact that you are so much into this, in this grind trance-like state that's also affecting your muscle memory so much,
that you actually need a third person to make you "snap out of it" and make you notice that you already reached your goal.

grand flameBOT
#
._skillissue_. has been warned

Reason: off topic

grand flameBOT
#
zawhtetnaing0818 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

severe atlas
#

literally my recent drops with platinum and legend packs

grand flameBOT
#
sunnysidedegg has been warned

Reason: not a meme + attempted bypass

gilded remnant
dark stone
#

Lego Senna after seeing Lego Corvette

forest sigil
#

is it jus me?

hidden adder
#

when you're dead inside but you just bought Lego Corvette for flexing in Asphalt

light trail
dusk swallow
#

Me: oh I can’t wait to attack clash I’m excited to win
Opponents with Alien Times for Free Try and Best Cars:

boreal crater
languid kestrel
forest sigil
#

POV a movie reminding me its in 3D

round fable
#

I'm tired boss

onyx slate
sour flame
upper sage
echo plume
ivory rover
#

Pov: Your first ever mission in NFS

novel void
stuck agate
winter glade
gilded remnant
#

"The event that got everyone going gaga
👁️👄👁️" - Boost probably

jagged summit
#

That is assuming the devs actually tested it in the first place

onyx slate
icy sierra
#

MP2 points be like:

analog sun
jagged summit
#

Super Frangivento Bros.

spare hawk
#

That's what just happeneddead

tired furnace
#

I know right suspicious

red ferry
dusk swallow
#

Opening Pack be like: opened 15k tokens for 499P but you got all 3 bps

sour snow
icy star
frosty torrent
oak adder
icy sierra
#

me after reach 1750 in mp2

frosty torrent
frosty torrent
icy star
manic jewel
icy star
icy star
#

Its my only car left with fuels

carmine terrace
#

There is a imposter among us

idle skiff
halcyon stream
brazen river
#

Sorge :3

dusk swallow
#

Players waiting Venom F5 back:

grand flameBOT
#
gianluca999 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

stuck agate
#

Lego stingray hunt event:

novel void
red ferry
stuck agate
#

When you get more skilled and accidentally found new route:

grand flameBOT
#
0_0.1 has been warned

Reason: not a meme (you posted it twice)

junior sundial
#

This game itself is a meme it happened to me 4th time💀

grand flameBOT
#
drink_n_drive has been warned

Reason: not an asphalt meme

red ferry
carmine terrace
#

relatable

stuck agate
#

Based in the demoman meme (If you ask, the words down is what Red Fox says in the DS2 trailer)

round fable
#

"ok grandma let's go back and take your pills!"

grand flameBOT
#
gianluca999 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme

grand flameBOT
#
arcadex2_ has been warned

Reason: reposts are not allowed

manic jewel
jagged summit
median chasm
sour flame
icy star
icy star
#

Especially in mp1mad

modern junco
#

POV: me waiting for GL to add more a8 maps to a9

stuck agate
#

Floaty iceberg

echo plume
icy star
icy star
grand flameBOT
#
kickdrifter has been warned

Reason: not a meme

grand flameBOT
#
devzone has been warned

Reason: offtopic

onyx slate
carmine terrace
icy star
ruby oar
#

Average private lobby experience be like:

lofty elm
manic jewel
dusk swallow
#

R2 GT65 Rail Trick be like:

jagged summit
carmine terrace
#

want some?

languid pewter
icy star
rancid relic
#

A new Jasko bus has arrived:

manic jewel
frigid abyss
modern junco
dusk swallow
signal wigeon
sharp harbor
graceful temple
#

I ran out of meme idea...
||yes, its a 98MB gif file, give it some time to load up||

dense frost
#

@manic jewel

echo plume
#

I'm not touching grass ever again

icy sierra
round fable
#

track named urban blaze:
(the bridge being the most annoying part)

harsh timber
brazen river
halcyon stream
#

Me when I get physics:

icy star
#

Yk to whom this meme is dedicated to

pearl star
#

Idk why this got removed? But just tell em bois

sour flame
grand flameBOT
#
silents_i has been warned

Reason: off topic

oak adder
grand flameBOT
#
kraterus. has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

winter glade
grand flameBOT
#
parastank911 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

lofty elm
grand flameBOT
#
sl0dude33 has been warned

Reason: sir, that's not alu meme

rugged trout
grand flameBOT
#
elclips has been warned

Reason: Off topic.

rugged hawk
#

when someone wrecks me in MP1, i just

paper kayak
#

the brainwash track that shows up every time in a gp of a trash handling car (and hunts):

sterile coral
stuck agate
#

My honest reaction when I pass a Vanda and he attempts to KD me but dies instead (1/1000000 chance of happening)

half geode
#

Me when i 360:

manic jewel
stuck agate
novel void
#

4109 rank

void bobcat
tender burrow
half geode
graceful temple
void bobcat
grand flameBOT
#
raging4497 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

grand flameBOT
#
geoplexrobloxofficial has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

frigid abyss
#

Grand Prix mentioned

honest creek
#

The Trio

twilit relic
hidden adder
stuck agate
#

MP1 experience

fickle glen
#

(edit: it's a joke not to be taken seriously)

languid storm
turbid basin
#

(driver was ok, happened yesterday)

void bobcat
analog sun
#

the nitro efficiency cars

languid storm
languid pewter
#

WEC hypercars in A class VS SC63 in B class:

sacred pebble
#

Why is this an actual offer in the shop 😭

languid storm
daring spindle
mint phoenix
#

what my Chromebook sees when I'm using the last free try in a race on defense phase but I crash in the stupidest way possible:

rain mountain
manic jewel
languid storm
rain mountain
solid sinew
stuck agate
wispy sparrow
junior sundial
#

My life

icy star
stuck agate
ruby oar
dusk swallow
#

Your credits after upgraded 499P Modificata 6* maxed

languid storm
#

If alu decide to bring this boat to alu

rugged trout
#

i didnt know tony from LC Sign works for Gameloft surprise

grand flameBOT
#
enxevity has been warned

Reason: not a meme

languid storm
rugged trout
novel void
solid sinew
#

RIP all my savings

green dew
#

Asphalt Legends Unite when they have Knockdown Assist in Multiplayer (Hey Apple meme Edition)

gilded remnant
ember bobcat
grand flameBOT
#
ramsfalcon has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

icy star
half geode
#

This man:

grand flameBOT
#
littletoast_123 has been warned

Reason: Off topic

languid storm
#

😭 thank God I didn't save that much clash tokens!

red ferry
languid storm
#

For real...

languid snow
solid sinew
#

bro did NOT make a meme with PP Neue Montreal

worthy sky
stuck agate
#

I barely get Jesko from this

patent raven
grand flameBOT
#
colt7971 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

haughty galleon
red ferry
thorn quail
#

Gameloft after taking everyone clash token that they saved up for years of grinding

Gameloft:

pseudo peak
#

You can race in the game, but you can race in real life... (It's meme)

icy star
#

Supra bieng added to ALU

near jewel
#

"autoplay car hunts"
"autoplay showroom"

autumn flower
icy star
#

Senna and Senna GTRsuspicious

fringe tapir
grand flameBOT
#
ezequiel.2 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

unkempt comet
stuck agate
modern junco
fickle glen
rugged hinge
blissful edge
#

what happened here 😭

rugged trout
#

we want codin back man, he was peak back then 💔

stuck agate
stuck agate
#

Girls: boys don’t know how to cry
Me at 2am this morning:

languid snow
faint sierra
void bobcat
#

And it turns out to be "Finish race"

finite storm
echo plume
sour flame
dusk swallow
royal thunder
undone spoke
red breach
harsh timber
solid sinew
#

the clones season 😍

grand flameBOT
#
mrnorris44.khaddimn9. has been warned

Reason: disrespectful meme

modern junco
obtuse gorge
stuck agate
#

from @weak scaffold

lucid forge
#

3D glasses companies after unite update :

stuck agate
#

clash said comming soon

wary herald
#

Respost from idk how many months back
Finally time though.

icy star
grand flameBOT
#
bumblebee993 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

manic jewel
honest hound
#

Time to go relatable for the switch players 💀

dusk swallow
robust niche
dark stone
grand flameBOT
#
mcracer_f1lm has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

frozen talon
graceful temple
#

So I was suffering in physics class
this came into my mind

pastel vector
#

all the Porsche Variants

void bobcat
spare hawk
manic jewel
upper spoke
autumn flower
#

DS 11 is the EASIEST Syndicate so far

Me who doesn't have Puritalia Berlinetta, Aston Martin Valhalla and I barely have the Ferrari Monza Sp1 at his 2nd star:

void bobcat
bold oyster
#

Those with locked chrysler:

autumn flower
cinder vessel
hard sedge
vapid helm
#

starway events in a nutshell

modern junco
sour snow
dark stone
grand flameBOT
#
elclips has been warned

Reason: not a meme

#
redtht has been warned

Reason: not a meme

kind reef
#

idk man take it

limpid saffron
finite storm
#

Div 4 or below players are actually enjoying the mode and getting easy rewards, while div 5 is just full of struggle and suffering (skill issue) injured

tender burrow
icy star
#

What was was expecting😂 (amogh's live stream)

onyx slate
unkempt comet
untold kettle
#

Which coin will you buy?

thin agate
dark stone
dark stone
blazing sedge
mint phoenix
stuck agate
#

btw on the right is the NEW alu logo

vapid helm
#

another revuelto decal that i dont have key for revuelto T-T

modern junco
#

Gameloft's security AI be like:

icy star
hidden adder
grand flameBOT
#
slammin9848 has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

round fable
finite storm
grand flameBOT
#
heli0sne0 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

#
dreamc4zter has been warned

Reason: not a meme

jagged summit
#

"So when do I start having fun in Classic MP1?"
That's the neat thing, you don't.

wind path
vernal nexus
kind reef
oak adder
languid storm
autumn flower
edgy wave
slender wasp
inner idol
#

nice gaming chair bud

harsh timber
languid storm
onyx minnow
exotic warren
#

All the time bro

languid storm
#

I am cooked 💀

fickle glen
winter glade
onyx minnow
grand flameBOT
#
c4rb0n4r41 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

harsh timber
inland frost
#

Every canonical ALU player

vapid cosmos
#

(this is my first meme)

gilded remnant
warped patrol
#

Me when customer care doesn’t respond in 0.1 seconds

kind reef
onyx minnow
#

Me wondering how I won the race

harsh timber
round fable
#

"Let me play in a 2.2k rank lobby in MP2 with my Porsche 911 GTS today, surely the opponents would be easy enough!"
A random player:

grand flameBOT
#
sl0dude33 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

edgy wave
finite storm
patent raven
junior sundial
#

Me waiting for new event to get pos 1. (7/24) and after my eyes will 💀

exotic warren
onyx minnow
frigid fossil
languid storm
#

LVN...i am very special...I rarely comes(DS) but supersport300+++👀

stuck agate
stuck agate
#

Another meme from the comic...

Me seeing any Vanda in MP:

crystal furnace
fallen zenith
pure steppe
grand flameBOT
#
balls89177 has been warned

Reason: misusing channel

dusk swallow
#

MP1 be like: Calm Down it’s just game
Also Game:

onyx minnow
#

When you get hammered by someone before the finish line

rough vortex
#

Average ALU race

novel void
#

Best SE ever

feral bolt
#

Me: Can I hve the LVN pleaseeee
Mom: No we have the LVN at home

pearl star
grand flameBOT
#
bdofri has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

inland frost
#

New cars, new events, and I'm out of money. Is this only happening to me? 🤏 credits

open nymph
onyx minnow
#

Police cars in ALU be like

kind reef
#

you get no context

onyx minnow
grand flameBOT
#
teycy has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage via image

inland frost
#

I'm businessman suspicious

daring spindle
#

Me when I get KDd in classic series

onyx minnow
#

Typical Hyundai Ioniq N

grand flameBOT
#
ramsfalcon has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

novel void
silk magnet
nocturne thistle
#

when someone says they reached LL by only using the vanda the entire race

vapid cosmos
grand flameBOT
#
nopoku406akagoldbomber has been warned

Reason: swearing in meme

royal thunder
grand flameBOT
#
f14tomcat0878_64211 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

#
mrsir789 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

pearl star
dusk swallow
#

How MP1 Player after getting 1st on LB

grand flameBOT
#
ramsfalcon has been warned

Reason: Posted a link

inland frost
#

I'm going to play multiplayer even though I know the first place will go to the cheater:

onyx minnow
#

Koenigsegg Jesko be like: