🗿・memes

[hardy pollen]

Not again. Why do you have to do this to me Ferrari laferrari, Chevolet camaro crand sport, Lamborghini aventador sv coupé

[wise karma]

You literally don't have laferrari at GL 15.. how?

[kindred pumice]

society if ccgs dont exist:

[stiff ermine]

God’s personal lancer

[hardy pollen]

Of course I do have laferrari but I don't have it at the highest level

[ruby rover]

I can’t Be the only one

[onyx pumice]

This screenshot belongs here

[hardy pollen]

i am sincerely sorry

[crimson musk]

Porsche 911 GT1 Evo hunt = Pain, some hunts do have nice rates tho👍

[fickle mesa]

Moyaing himself on his own suggestion list 😂🗿🗿

[restive bronze]

Impossible mission for stars higher
Harder and painful for mission LP

[fierce egret]

That reminds me of..

[serene gorge]

Always has been

[last gulch]

Players: posting starred up cars
High players:nO max??

[kindred pumice]

this is perfect

[stuck agate]

my poor meme

[fickle mesa]

😂

[chrome fossil]

I'm also stuck on star 4

[hardy pollen]

Damm that's very unfortunate

[stuck agate]

In ghost ss:

[stuck agate]

13yo (pv for erotic RP)

[onyx pumice]

ummm….

[lime current]

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

I'm in a token crisis.

..And you're about to too. 🔜

[grand flame]

シDFGOFFICIAL90シ#3860 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[sage shell]

Dunno if this has already been done

[half valve]

GL : the physics arent confusing !
the physics :

[stuck agate]

What they say: super epic Ford gt mark 2
What it is: all-new Ford glass

[stuck agate]

Imagine posting off topic and caring about others profile

[stuck agate]

Me who got the key in it's gp with only 1 key pack

[gaunt hill]

nice career completion

[stuck agate]

tfw the starway this update is awfully generous

[empty seal]

Dat chin...

[half valve]

POV : ur a maxed Vanda spammer and the 2* CCGS troller passed you

[winter venture]

ew wth a cringe repost get out

[wraith lance]

||“Real ads btw” 🤣 ||

[winter venture]

a9 only

[nimble shell]

there is a different reason

[lucid crag]

idk why but this taycan seems
50% Porshe
50% Tesla

[lucid crag]

Jesko vs Chiron in a nutshell

[desert crypt]

Ah, yes selfreact

[glossy snow]

Rat race old glitch is in the current 488 Elite Prix on Switch

[craggy token]

Spaceship went into space

[ashen ice]

Idk how i even managed this dude

[tranquil barn]

POV: you're a GL employee checking your doorbell camera after the 1990th Huracan Evo troll rings on your door and this is what you see (current MP1 is ghost)

[crimson musk]

🗿 (cr**posting)

[winter venture]

meanwhile you trying to explain that self reacting is ok and that your meme is funny

[crimson musk]

It's Kanha Wyst cus Imma dip mabawlz in sulphurick assid

[half valve]

Huracan spammers after a very dirty 360 KD

[dusky swift]

This season 💀 💀 💀

[mellow solar]

Yes 🗿

[knotty nacelle]

Only whales can obtain both

[empty seal]

Noobs are Noobs...

[last gulch]

Police officer: why did u destroy ur whole house out of rage
Me:

[empty seal]

POV: You got wrecked even in Ghost MP.

[winter venture]

its photoshop, i did not hack

[rigid oriole]

Same

[winter venture]

fun fact:
reposting memes are as cringe as tiktok
have a good day

[half valve]

how it feels to get knocked down by some Huracan spammer :

[uncut dove]

Glad I am not the only one

[empty seal]

🥲

[half valve]

show me the funny now (not my pic)

[knotty nacelle]

TD Nabs explaining why CGS and Huracan Evo Spyder are the king of MP

[drowsy carbon]

What a coincidence

[stuck agate]

"interested in lolis" I'm guessing his dad didn't come back with the milk.

[viral star]

lucky numbers

[empty seal]

Son: I think I'm in love.
Mom: Oh! What's her name?
Son:

[autumn fox]

old screenshot i see
that wing

[vivid echo]

Then another TD scrub with Pagani Huarya BC comes in:

[half valve]

"no toyota or audi suggestion because licensing issues"

[stuck agate]

Pov: u are a new player

[restive bronze]

GL Videndi Players Explaining Why DS3 and DS4 Divo are the king P2W

[severe tapir]

ctto

[golden spire]

this ad popped in a9 btw

[lofty yarrow]

I fixed it

[green belfry]

No one Can destroy Helicopter in A9

[grand flame]

Spooky#2087 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙃𝙤𝙡𝙚#8392 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[rapid herald]

this channel in a nutshell when someone posts a unfunny meme

[last gulch]

High lvl users who think everyone has gold f1 to use in mp: stop using gs in mp noob
Gs users who tryna climb the league and not ruin the game:

[knotty nacelle]

How to get isekai'd

[half valve]

me watching that one Lykan rubberband their way to the finish line and impeding me to get the only flag left to finish a season

[wispy pine]

@wispy pine

[empty seal]

Why I'm seeing a mountain of cobblestone?
And how these Idiots got in this server?
Why this game was made?
Why does this guy needs Driving School Simulator?
And why these cars are Illegal?
WHY THIS GUY IS HERE?

[grand flame]

Asspalt gaem#9133 has been warned

Reason: off topic

[sage sage]

Tfw car polls

[uncut dove]

Day 237 finding fake A9 game

[uneven dove]

Its a poor game let it live 💀

[grand flame]

Asphalt8-Xnoob#3870 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[tranquil barn]

The most skilled "the hive" club member in Asphalt 9 history

[last gulch]

Me: i hope next season is a good f2p season
Gl:

[wise karma]

Map rendering??

[lofty yarrow]

POV: You're Danny VG

[austere dock]

meanwhile his alternative account

[craggy crescent]

Gameloft: want a new class a king 👑
F2p: I am ok with this

[round fable]

Me and you, probably in A9

[stuck agate]

#⚡・community-media be like

[empty seal]

Cop car: Sees Finish line.
Cop car at same moment:

[wise karma]

Lol

[empty seal]

When a Spammer tries to KD me, but fails...
So I KD'ed that Spammer instead.

[worthy sky]

no caption needed, lol

[austere dock]

f the miura

[half valve]

your POV : the mirror

[solemn bramble]

plz help gl

[wise karma]

U never find the funny...

[restive bronze]

Players Explain Why Vanda BC and Aperta are king the MP

[young nimbus]

Me when someone tells me to just wait for the next season

[long dove]

Lol

[knotty nacelle]

When Apex CH was announced again

[winter venture]

whales who just want to show up on the CH riot leaderboard:

[south shore]

💀

[kindred pumice]

||sorry for my horrible editing xd||

[burnt jungle]

playing asphalt 9 in my room be like:

[high scaffold]

Apex AP-O CarHunt has me like

[rough vortex]

No

[round fable]

KDs everywhere!

[bitter abyss]

Switch players rn

[serene gorge]

AI who likes pushing others cars too

[green belfry]

...

[icy yew]

True story

[wise karma]

Guess the car XD

[solid marten]

Lol

[austere dock]

#🎨・fan-art-archived

[last gulch]

Members:stop reposting the same meme it ain't funny
Dumb reposters:

[stuck agate]

To all the dead memes:

[last gulch]

No a9 memes?

[broken tusk]

how is this?

[last gulch]

When u wreck just by touching that wall in Himalayas

[drowsy carbon]

Remember this?

[main lagoon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952945295824683010/989919202846576640/caption.gif

[drowsy carbon]

This is what I get now.

[solid marten]

ඞ

[lofty yarrow]

[wise karma]

Nooo

[knotty nacelle]

Coming soon in C Class Elite TLE

[timid wharf]

[glossy snow]

DaVinci car hunt ?

[timid wharf]

According to me, yes
I need it to have more cars. I have 50 so I will have 51

[ancient willow]

A9 logic

[half valve]

ok

[lime current]

Gameloft : let's stop giving

[tribal mesa]

Zenvo clones be like

[austere dock]

Kerchoo

[grand flame]

Mackay700#0798 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[grand flame]

DrDistrion#9350 has been warned

Reason: bypass + humiliating mods

[half valve]

TD nabs after KDing someone right before the finish line

[stuck arrow]

My face when

[jaunty tide]

Canadian iraqi from Pakistan..
(Discovered by metallhd#6251)

[soft hedge]

disclaimer: i didnt own the asterion model but i do own the tyres
all right to their owner (i cant say the username here because it contains some profanity)

[keen lodge]

Repost if anyone remembers it?? But I created it 😂

[stuck agate]

Now we know his source of income

[stuck agate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829022174656069653/988171482511335475/Mclaren_Crash.gif
Asphalt 10 leak (real)

[knotty nacelle]

Raging Bull SE in a nutshell

[gloomy crane]

Daily meme

[south shore]

[winter venture]

no need to explain what's happening (in fanart channel)

[twin anchor]

my tablet allows me to play the game like this, and idk why
it's really funny

[twin anchor]

Manhunt IRL be like
Drink this to find dreams location:

[craggy crescent]

When you wanted an awesome onyx photo and that police came from no where
Me: bruh this uninvited person in the party is spoiling the whole thing man

[tranquil barn]

i dont know, where are your balls?

[stuck agate]

Another non a9 meme poster

[stuck arrow]

When there’s 8 days left in the LP

[winter venture]

oh wow hahahaha that was so "funny"

[last gulch]

Dayumn bro are u a mini Cooper?
Cuz ur "🤨" is mini

[rough vortex]

Smh
Why it always happens??

[empty seal]

I stole Vision 1789's Rear Active Spoiler for my Mini Table...

[novel void]

I found this somewhere

Credit: unknown

[void wing]

me when i see ur skybox as a roblox car maker

[winter venture]

me when i see your post has nothing to do with a9

[craggy crescent]

Mp after a few days
Gs: if you , Apollo thinks I am dead then let me proudly tell you that my little brother is now the new king of spammers in silver league

[stuck agate]

Also gl giving its star hunt later on

[vivid echo]

It's just a prank br-
also spot the imposter

[half valve]

a9 players who play with eurobeat on :

[half valve]

a9 players who play with lofi on :

[autumn fox]

king of all cars, add this to a9

[knotty nacelle]

When the next update is worse than current season

[heady shuttle]

Final round in GP be like:

[rough vortex]

Me jamming to Trance

[plush grove]

Oh no

[grand flame]

'ReDLiNe#9789 has been warned

Reason: bypass

[soft hedge]

i dont want to learn c#

[void wing]

me when i see u disrespecting to ur boss

[tranquil barn]

guys i found the main inspiration behind the physics engine in Asphalt 9! it's this:

[craggy crescent]

EveryOne reacting to gl after seeing the lp requirements of this season

[half valve]

POV : everyone crashes but that one sweaty Asterion driver in mp2 pulls ahead

[hollow jolt]

@austere dock

[tight orchid]

tvr at 350 km/h

[keen lodge]

I better start saving, we all know whats going to happen in December

[viral star]

Waiting

[chrome fossil]

#⚡・community-media rn, everyone arguing and disagreeing

[half valve]

me doing nothing more but watch yall argue abt a overrated car

[knotty nacelle]

H2 and 599XX Evo:

[high scaffold]

I got a little bit angry bcs a corvette knocked me down, so i made this monster

[magic harbor]

more like

[stuck agate]

RIP Lancer :'(

[turbid tusk]

Really thought they gave me this and I felt sad

[stuck agate]

LP countach when

[winter hawk]

ヽ('ノ)ノ

[stuck arrow]

I think you unlocked the

[rigid oriole]

Gameloft now:
Swimming in money with the money of LPS

[humble bolt]

Look at the times😱

[wise karma]

Wut??? Its like this for the past 8 hours?

[vague adder]

GL this season

[stuck agate]

Wow bro but...||this exists||

[keen dirge]

#car-suggestions hmm will it be added?

[subtle star]

Is 100k credits worth it for 20 trade tokens

[keen dirge]

😎😎

[brazen tinsel]

When you want blueprint jackpot
Player: give me jackpot
GL:

[restive bronze]

Countach LPI-800-4 SE No free try except Reveton and Countach LPI-800

[tranquil barn]

Gameloft: A9 physics aren't confusing, unnecessarily complicated or expensive at all!
A9 physics:

[kindred pumice]

f2p players when raging bull season was released:

[agile holly]

Um... what?

[broken gate]

Just finding Fair MP match 🙂

[keen dirge]

Don't worry my friend, whoever done that with you,I will find him😢

[stuck agate]

A9 ?

[stuck agate]

Gl listening to the a9 community

[winter hawk]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[half valve]

average TreZor enjoyer

[tight orchid]

average alien tvr enjoyer

[icy yew]

Average Mazda Furai enjoyer

[tight orchid]

average E-R enjoyer

[kindred pumice]

average lvn enjoyer:

[winter hawk]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tight orchid]

One picture:

[true gust]

mafia club

[last gulch]

The test isn't confusing.
The test:is this car golden or not
(The joke is that the car isnt max golden but the color is golden)

[desert crypt]

How gl wants us to react when they drop another p2w 🚮 season vs. how we actually react

[winter venture]

imagine bronze league and no club

[sturdy pollen]

I think y’all say I shall post a9 memes here only so here’s one for a8 cuz I can’t afford another 3GB :->

[icy yew]

I think you made a cool meme, so I made my own

[wise karma]

Farting Hot Chillies?

[vague adder]

Dev-chat-suggestions in a nutshell

[bitter abyss]

Every platinum player just racing :
Those two Legend players in league mixing trying to get first

[heavy sigil]

So it's Overdrive version
If you don't know, in 2014 there was an Asphalt game named Asphalt Overdrive

[lofty yarrow]

Gameloft: We have a Special surprise

The Special surprise:

[tired saffron]

GL be like

[stuck agate]

Am I the only one?

[kindred pumice]

||sorry for repost, but im tired of not a9 memes🗿 ||

[fervent grail]

why this spoiler like that ? 🤣

[stuck agate]

Why did you post it here if it is not a A9 meme?

[lime current]

🤓

[stuck agate]

Waiting for the next event announcement be like

[keen dirge]

My grandpa pasted away 2 years ago.😭😭😢😢

[stuck agate]

A9 memes only bruh

[uneven dove]

Exists

[restive bronze]

Patch notes Waiting be like

[viral hemlock]

||We often have a week or 2 between seasons||

[desert orbit]

Me waiting for Soviet Union map to come to A9

[empty seal]

Spot the Difference...

[stuck agate]

here we go

[empty seal]

Umm... Actually 1st one is Targa and 2nd one is 911 GTS...

[rapid herald]

ankit once took it seriously

[stuck agate]

Language my bruh

[stuck agate]

No one cares :) now where is the a9 meme?

[warped girder]

GL while making another p2w season and ignoring everyone

[grand flame]

Pro™ | Devel 16#0768 has been warned

Reason: profanity

CrudDriver#6155 has been muted for 1 day

Reason: posting leaks

Muted until · Jul 6, 2022, 8:49 PM

[last gulch]

Community: yall better make next season f2p friendly and good
Gl:

[grand flame]

Tiki#5412 has been warned

Reason: profanity (bypass)

[vernal basin]

i swear every pros i see do this

[glass cloud]

so you're basically telling them to "stop being good" 🤓

[rough vortex]

Google exists, you know
Why don't use it?

[cinder vessel]

Why not just respect his grandpa's Death and say he posted in the wrong channel

[empty seal]

Similarly...

[stuck agate]

wow I'm laughing so hard(not clickbait)

[rotund dragon]

Pov you are escaping in the police

[last gulch]

Andrew tate everytime hes about to lose a conversation: Wat color is ur bugatti?

[empty seal]

Hmm...Very Similar...

[keen dirge]

Hmmm

[keen dirge]

Ok he will pull up but he has something valuable!!!

[warped girder]

GL when they give you 5 Bps instead of 30

[restive bronze]

Countach 25th Anniversary in #⚡・community-media be like:

[craggy crescent]

and then those hypercars delete this doggy from the world with his car

[last gulch]

Android players rn:

[neon token]

Yo samsung ain't even that bad bro

[stuck agate]

LG players:

[jagged summit]

What do these four have in common?

[fervent grail]

When you get your first Bugatti blueprint (1x)

[void wing]

iPhone users when they see this

[stuck agate]

How hard is it to post a normal Asphalt 9 meme bruh 🗿

[fervent grail]

I can watch ads for 35k

[stuck agate]

For gods sake how hard is it to actually make a meme?

[blazing sedge]

no offense

[restive bronze]

Venom F5 512 Top speed be like

[obsidian timber]

Cop car

[dull fjord]

It's just a prank bro.
The prank:

[tranquil barn]

people who just want a ton of tokens:

[winter hawk]

¯_(ツ)_/¯
Isn't there going to be a key hunt for the Wolkswagen W12 Coupe? , this anniversary is also going to be pay to win based, if they ask for that car why is there no way to get the key now?

[pliant elk]

So we need to unlock and upgrade the car to get the key...to unlock the car. Nicee.

[stuck agate]

Where is the meme may i ask?

[lime current]

🗿

[knotty nacelle]

P2W is P2W

[stuck agate]

Me seeing a P2W event for the 293rd time

[neon token]

when you get 15 blueprints for a vehicle you already have maxed out

[restive bronze]

Ford GT MK2 Key hunt After Maxing and Unlocking be like

[broken tusk]

You sure about that? F5 BP in LS?

[hardy pollen]

Am I a joke to you? Apollo N

[stuck agate]

cries

[stiff ermine]

Me who unlocked Apollo N yesterday lol

[stuck agate]

@worldly spire nice behavior

[chrome fossil]

Oh yeah, dannyVG somehows get stuff from Gameloft

[novel void]

A9 f2p people now:

[tight orchid]

||should be renamed to people with a life rather than f2p||

[fluid shell]

Nice spelling GL

[knotty nacelle]

Its back like 🐢

[empty seal]

Gameloft be like:

[blazing sedge]

many players problem

[fervent grail]

lmao i just get my first Bugatti blueprint and yes i am feeling like that

[violet prairie]

yeah...

[steel willow]

from worthwhile to not worthwhile lol🤣🤣🤣

[plush grove]

Ok bro

[winter hawk]

¯_(ツ)_/¯ Escaping flexing Chevrolet Corvette

[winter hawk]

I want real rewards NO

[novel lark]

Bold of you to assume I have any of those cars

[winter hawk]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[sage sage]

Asphalt 9 veterans when the receive the gs as an anniversary gift for the 4th time

[knotty nacelle]

Can beat H2, ||but not with 599XX||

[restive bronze]

When you didn’t get Key car from GP

[vague adder]

Wait a minute.

[knotty nacelle]

Of course, "Police Mode" will be revived
||Sc: #🔗・dev-chat-answer yesterday||

[spare lava]

What? what meme is this?

[stuck agate]

The son waiting for his parents to stop arguing so he can tell them he maxed out their credit card on the Raging Bull Season:

[restive bronze]

Tier 1 2* or higher stars players be like

[desert orbit]

me believing w12 is unlockable to that event

[void wing]

this photo should be enough to explain @stuck agate 's memes

[sage sage]

Asphalt 9: Legends

[grand flame]

hardly big floppa#2787 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[cinder vessel]

But why, why would you do that

[tranquil barn]

Cavepost Status

[winter hawk]

[stuck agate]

If we take the times you hit bumps, cause havoc or hit walls while 360ing too literal, this is the result of it

[restive bronze]

POV: You meet Venom F5 in MP

[desert orbit]

This image is not enough to explain who you are, and hello for fake Pro™️/RpM kid who wants to look cool

[regal delta]

I think it’d be more like this…

[stuck agate]

Where meme?

[foggy phoenix]

Removed Spot Meme

[novel void]

Did you guys receive lego ad when refill ticket

It wastes time

[rough vortex]

Can relate to this

[cinder vessel]

Mp pain

[last gulch]

A9 whales: how will we get the venom when there is no pax but there is an se
Gl:

[fervent grail]

(I am so alone 🥲)

[stuck agate]

season ends
A9 players : I hope we gotta have a good f2p season !
Gl returning with another p2w season :

[somber whale]

why GL?

[stuck agate]

Fun Fact: it's a free car in that game

[somber whale]

another meme because is meme channel 👍

[foggy phoenix]

What?

[last gulch]

Ds 5
In other words "Asphalt nitro cop mode but a9 edition

[grand flame]

Noise#8283 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[grand flame]

Noise#8283 has been banned

Reason: spamming and posting links to 18+ sites

[maiden dagger]

unfair game

[somber whale]

meme i made with paint XD cringy or not cringy?

[heavy sigil]

Yes, it's cringe
But I find it funny lel

[strange tusk]

a
idk what memes it can stand for

[split tendon]

😭😭

[viral flume]

I am noob player

[wild whale]

Revived memes by me

[wild whale]

Revived meme 2

[somber whale]

cringiest thing i did but that´s what happened

[stuck agate]

Idk if repost

[grand flame]

Edu#2044 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[autumn fox]

69s everywhere

[agile holly]

Pov : Every SINGLE starway event and you have only 4 cars left to unlock and can play starway event

[marsh trench]

tbf any bad car is (reasonably) enjoyable if you know how to drive it well

[glossy snow]

a little bit late

[stuck agate]

a9 : broke edition

[shrewd plume]

ctto hi btw

[wild whale]

Revived #3

[stuck agate]

everyone else with high token count:

[timid wharf]

This is not edited*
Give me some Moyais bois

[kindred pumice]

tutorial how to get free 🗿 s

[shrewd plume]

not me

[desert orbit]

Please shut up 🤫

[neon token]

When a garage level 18 gets in but a level 13 with a better time doesnt

[onyx pumice]

Hey Gameloft! Please remove this bug. Thanks in advance!

[stuck agate]

If y'all don't post an A9 I'll sacrifice a cat to the gods

[shrewd plume]

I don't have money so..... (ctto)

[young nimbus]

me when lancer jock

[stuck agate]

the pic goes so hard,feel free to screenshot

[grand flame]

MD JAWED#4060 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[wild whale]

Revived Meme #4

[wary herald]

The Emote and TC says it all.

[tranquil barn]

low class doods trying to make literally any jump in classic multiplayer

[stuck agate]

So uhhh, where's the meme dawg?

[knotty nacelle]

Let's we take a break from CGS memes

[shrewd plume]

bruh, what is this abomination? (ctto)

[shrewd plume]

kono huayra da! (ctto)

[restive bronze]

When you disqualified for Q1 and Q2

[tranquil whale]

free 🗿 s

[kindred pumice]

you copied my idea🗿

[dull ore]

Literally anything: is posted

A9 community:

[stuck agate]

I mean it's really obvious, even the Asphalt Team agrees with it 🗿

[stuck agate]

GL explaining why their game isn't a huge dumpster fire of a mess:

[desert orbit]

Don't use our logo for your cringe meme you cringe kid

[half valve]

GL employees having fun stalling players with bad TD toggle placements and the most aggressive P2W rule ever seen

[marsh trench]

What a deal! What a deal! What a deal!

[agile holly]

Maybe it was unfunny one

[stuck agate]

ew cringe

[subtle epoch]

Found it on Google 🗿

[kindred pumice]

no husayra? no apollo?

[neon token]

Yooo this new track looks sick

[onyx pumice]

Were you hibernating for winter when this came out earlier this year?

[nimble shell]

k

[vague adder]

The useful un-useful event

[stuck agate]

angry german noises*

[timid wharf]

don't be offended, it's just a meme

[hybrid fox]

Lancer Lover be like:

[half valve]

me watching Touchdrive turn on outta nowhere in a very important part of the track

[thin scaffold]

"your event tickets were completed, lets race!"

[somber whale]

no context, just meme

[shy barn]

Me who’s had It maxed and got it for free

[kindred pumice]

sorry for the bad editing☠️

[rigid oriole]

it’s fattail

[marsh trench]

imo

[kind birch]

Me after touching the grass

[tranquil whale]

internal GL memo leaked first images

[orchid thistle]

Memories

[half valve]

not like there are no people that do both

[grand flame]

MT_RAVEN#3311 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[grand flame]

Liliana#0429 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[shy barn]

Some random person in mp

[desert orbit]

I smell the experience with this brand:

[upper pine]

🤨

[kindred pumice]

solo memes de asphalt 9, y en ingles. 🗿 /only a9 memes, and in english.

[worldly spire]

Qué buen meme!!! Pero te recuerdo que aquí solo se habla inglés, además solo memes de Asphalt 9 [coloco mi Aston Martin Vantage V12 para que el bot no me eche]

What a good meme!!! But I remind you that English is spoken here and only memes about Asphalt 9 [I place my Aston Martin Vantage V12 so that the bot doesn't kick me out]

[arctic crown]

Ta bien pa la otra mando en inglés

[timid wharf]

to me, it smells like this brand
I guess we're not the same 🤷‍♂️

[polar rock]

Hong Kong 👍

[glossy fable]

😶‍🌫️

[empty seal]

Aaaaahhhhh...Forgot to blackout those words...

[jolly pulsar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/565454075270004746/998509761928642600/IMG_20220718_141101.jpg

[half valve]

nah its this brand

[jolly pulsar]

For those who didn't understand, i have viral fever and I googled about its symptoms. And a medical website said this

[glossy fable]

I think this one 🤔

[rapid herald]

nice repost

[last gulch]

Name a more boring daily event time I'll wait
Also 69 cars 🤠

[magic harbor]

@hearty urchin

[vernal kelp]

Found this gold

[lofty yarrow]

[maiden dagger]

Slipstrem mode tutorial Be Like:

[stuck agate]

Me watching people that hack get banned and start a 9 page essay on why they should be unbanned from the game in #🏎・general

[stuck agate]

The shelby: iam speed

[half valve]

whales : oh no ! i unlocked a bad car by accident !
me literally having fun upgrading a 488 GTB :

[vernal basin]

i created this in paint 🗿

[raw folio]

Heartwarming rewards

[stuck agate]

Great couple

[heavy sigil]

Now that's a lot of damage!
Quick question: How do you feel when reach Legend League?

[stuck agate]

[clear notch]

POV:Your the designer for the Cairo 270° turn🤣
(Ignore image)

[restive bronze]

When RB season ends

[grand flame]

E1#6027 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[marble sun]

Heck yes boys!
Who wants to be our first customer?

[upper pine]

hell no

[open cliff]

asphalt 9

[solid marten]

Accurate

[desert orbit]

@timber zephyr 's reaction when he sees it:

[stuck agate]

Cars after shockwaves irl:

[wild whale]

Another oldie

[obsidian timber]

D class divo

[rapid herald]

1. Divo Long Name
2. Divo now requires key apparently

[toxic carbon]

Better than that

Only one imposter among us

[marble sun]

Worst car meme in 2022
But this is how much I love this ride

[mild mantle]

Sorta relates to something else, but Downbad Dodge Challenger

[marble sun]

Give 500,000 or else...

[restive bronze]

When you meet W12 whale players have golden 14 players in Tier 1

[stuck agate]

Garage level 18 with 12 cars. Absolute chad account 👍

[half valve]

how it feels to drive the Lykan for the first time :

[nimble shell]

I fixed it

[knotty nacelle]

Land vehicle cop's upgrades

[timid wharf]

Perfect, I hate those Trucks a lot
(ignore this emoji)

[vague adder]

Sorry for the bad editing

[restive bronze]

Car hunt Zerouno be like:

[marble sun]

Not even 1,000

[half valve]

L is for you. take it.

[graceful temple]

Top 10 best way to get A9 at 60fps while playing on a 6 years old iPhone (iPhone 7+)
Top 1:

[serene gorge]

The player uses these emotes after winning the race

[knotty nacelle]

enjoyer

[cursive geode]

New mp1 be like:

[plush grove]

Therapist: "Valhalla duck isn't real so it can't hurt you"
Valhalla duck:

[timid wharf]

This Lancer...

[stuck agate]

This one looks much better

[covert sequoia]

We all know it's gonna happen to someone

[dusky swift]

🥶 📠

[sterile steppe]

upon hearing the news I made this silly little edit

[austere dock]

strike

[neon token]

Me: wants to unlock a beginner Aston Martin season in career
The requirements:

[jaunty tide]

Forcing us to join different platforms for T coin rewards....
Pls unsubscribe from every platform
Take it as a meme

[gentle horizon]

what