🏎・general

[gentle skiff]

Is this fantome?

[drowsy fern]

[floral delta]

can someone teach me how to play the game?

[chrome surge]

GF=Grape Fruit

[gentle skiff]

[stuck atlas]

This is how my gf looks
So pretty

[gentle skiff]

That’s my gf

[drowsy fern]

No

[abstract thistle]

You got me

[zinc perch]

GF = Gae friend

[chrome surge]

W gf fr

[zinc perch]

[hot tangle]

wolf in sheep'd hide is back. run yall!

[floral delta]

can you teach me how to play the game?

[arctic olive]

Was gonna sleep but genshin

[strong glacier]

C-OOH

[stuck atlas]

We have same gf

[chrome surge]

Yup you'd have that

[hot tangle]

CH3COOH

[runic matrix]

gluten free

[gentle skiff]

Blud cheated

[stuck atlas]

Isn't that supposed tobe something sour

[hot tangle]

[smoky river]

It's Reuvelto tho

[stuck atlas]

She cheated on me

[hot tangle]

Our*

[stuck atlas]

[gentle skiff]

No she cheated on me

[chrome surge]

-COOH

[potent nacelle]

guh

[runic matrix]

best friend

[hot tangle]

[stuck atlas]

Black Friday

[zinc perch]

stop ponging her pls she might go to my house and spam my doorbell 😭

[potent nacelle]

warthunder

[hot tangle]

gng stop T^T

[runic matrix]

time to move bro

[zinc perch]

i can't

[chrome surge]

Who?

[hot tangle]

[strong glacier]

-C=O
|
O-H

[zinc perch]

im the man who can't be moved

[potent nacelle]

what are we on abt

[zinc perch]

@crude silo

[abstract thistle]

Co²

[zinc perch]

high

[hot tangle]

yall spam!!

[zinc perch]

high on life

NO

[hot tangle]

yes

[zinc perch]

i will implod

[strong glacier]

no Cobalt here

[runic matrix]

🛡️

[smoky river]

You drink water or H2O

[abstract thistle]

My bad

[runic matrix]

dihydrogen monoxide 💀

[hot tangle]

its Carbon era

[zinc perch]

legendary lobby

[hot tangle]

Sha sus

[restive tusk]

xxprotectorxx has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[abstract thistle]

Uranium

[hot tangle]

i saw something

[zinc perch]

NOOOO

[hot tangle]

Plutonium

[zinc perch]

2

[chrome surge]

So, you know her irl?

[runic matrix]

how to type the first 3 letters without being slimed by the clanker

[smoky river]

Will you unlock it

?

[zinc perch]

Americinium

[zinc perch]

simply yes

[silk basin]

no razor algebra bps for u

[hot tangle]

Yale. if you want to complete 2 mere conditions. try looking for BPs of dodge or valor

[runic matrix]

i need 4 to unlock

[hot tangle]

i need 3 more EIPs to gold

[zinc perch]

getting a car that doesn't exist

[zinc perch]

my charger is max btw

[hidden quail]

Sonion

[silk basin]

figment of your imagination

[zinc perch]

it carriedd my whole lineup

[runic matrix]

when did u get ur other bps i lwk don't remember

[hidden quail]

[hot tangle]

then suffer

[floral delta]

Will someone play with me?

[strong glacier]

Oganesson

oh no

[zinc perch]

watch me whip

[strong glacier]

I just realised it 💀

[zinc perch]

watch me nae nae

[chrome surge]

118

[silk basin]

ain’t no way max is charging you

[vital lance]

some Valhalla and Egoista

[hot tangle]

thnk god

[zinc perch]

it boutta charge someones gameplay

[strong glacier]

It has the in it

[hot tangle]

Astatine

[zinc perch]

wait

son

[hot tangle]

[hot tangle]

add : __ :

[zinc perch]

never(a)

[charred crescent]

[runic matrix]

i love doing that

[tidal carbon]

It’s good at stock in MP2 though

[zinc perch]

was it banned?

[long python]

Lamborghini SUV in B class don't complain

[runic matrix]

asterion should be in C ngl

[tawdry oracle]

Du du du

[zinc perch]

i mean why not

[abstract thistle]

So you want to added an urus and make it float like the devel?

[zinc perch]

it would be my 4th highest ranked car

[tidal carbon]

Then go get it

[zinc perch]

still gonna wait for jesko stage to open

[runic matrix]

imma be honest im just trying to chat to gold

[hot tangle]

Polonium for breakfast, Uranium for lunch and something light for dinner Astatine

[zinc perch]

never

im alr plat

[zinc perch]

holy

[runic matrix]

i always get so unlucky with my xp drops

[hot tangle]

Hydrogen*

[runic matrix]

stop the spam 😭

[hot tangle]

[abstract thistle]

5 carbon when

[strong glacier]

no spam

[chrome surge]

[hot tangle]

[runic matrix]

@ mods he spammed

[sick carbon]

hey

[strong glacier]

or I will add oxygen to you

[chrome surge]

I think you mean no vandas

[hot tangle]

dispossible (kinda possible but still)

[runic matrix]

no spamdas

[zinc perch]

Hydrogen + Iodine carbon

[vital lance]

eletric eel

[abstract thistle]

spam vanda

[hot tangle]

Try to oxidize me. I will reduce you

[arctic olive]

Fantom

[cloud jasper]

Why is vanda "spamda"?

[arctic olive]

Is chem your fav subject?

[chrome surge]

You can't force oxygen, instead force oxidation by potassium permanganate

[runic matrix]

idk have u been playing mp"?

[strong glacier]

you can say stem

[hot tangle]

Phy

[vital lance]

Imperialist

[arctic olive]

Bet

[sick carbon]

hebrew

[hot tangle]

you cant

[strong glacier]

He is currently in the excited state

[hot tangle]

24/7

[chrome surge]

He has to radiate energy to de-excite

[hot tangle]

result = 29 years

[chrome surge]

Uncle

[patent swift]

Yo

[hot tangle]

:die:

[zinc perch]

Ancestor

[abstract thistle]

I hate Physics

[last fractal]

Is ts good for div 4? Im sitting at top 30

[strong glacier]

The most common way an excited atom returns to its ground state is simply by being left alone. The excited state is inherently unstable.
whar

[hot tangle]

Phy = best

Phy = goat

[floral bronze]

shoulda swapped owl and chiron i think

[patent swift]

I'm new here

[hot tangle]

risky

[floral bronze]

ff overall leans towards accel

[hot tangle]

what to do?

beast

[strong glacier]

If the carbon atom is not completely isolated in a vacuum, it will bounce into other atoms, molecules. During these collisions, the excited carbon atom transfers its excess internal energy to the other particle in the form of kinetic energy. The carbon atom returns to its ground state without emitting light

[patent swift]

Thanks ☺️

[hot tangle]

u know ball

[chrome surge]

I know I'm in excited state this whole classic MP1 season, that's why I'm dissipating pent up energy in the form of KDs

[cloud jasper]

physicist

[hot tangle]

idk what that is..

[strong glacier]

So basically by colliding with other material you can ground an excited atom

[hot tangle]

okay so what this "you know ball" is?

[strong glacier]

Collide = aka hammer

[twin tendon]

is track 2 center of the sumthng?

[chrome surge]

Exactly why I need to collide with cars and KD

[hot tangle]

Gng what to do....? i don't accept DMs

[last fractal]

Its center

[vital lance]

hammer Spotlight

[honest mountain]

we are REALLY getting next update with 0 fixes

[zinc perch]

im so excited i collided my funny bone when i slept

[strong glacier]

ignore

[hot tangle]

ALr8!

[chrome surge]

Yeah but dude's too slow to rank up

[floral bronze]

fantom can you add/remove xp

[twin tendon]

oof
you could get beaten easily with that time

[zinc perch]

5 aglaia bps what a kool name

[hot tangle]

anything new in career?

[chrome surge]

Tried but if you get 3KDs per match, it's hard to lose🥀

[honest mountain]

son

[zinc perch]

feels like you're teasing me with 5 aglaia bps

[hot tangle]

i will tease yall with gold max aglaia

[zinc perch]

go implod

[hot tangle]

oh wait

ik

[jovial trellis]

@ everyone @asphaltlegends @asphaltlegendsserver

[patent basin]

i love yale

[hot tangle]

what 5 BPs mean to yale

xD

[hot tangle]

we*

[patent basin]

no

[last fractal]

Most players i encounter averages at 37-39s

[patent basin]

only me

[hot tangle]

[zinc perch]

send help

[chrome surge]

Are you cheating on eem

[patent basin]

@zinc perchis mine

[hot tangle]

me

[zinc perch]

i wanna go to life support

[hot tangle]

ours

[hot tangle]

u can't

[patent basin]

no

he is mine

[patent basin]

no

[zinc perch]

i wanna go implat a bom

and implod

[patent basin]

@zinc perchyou are mine

[chrome surge]

Then why you after another

[hot tangle]

@patent basin vs @crude silo when?

[patent basin]

no

no hes mine

[zinc perch]

send help

pls

[silk basin]

fastest charger ever

[patent basin]

[zinc perch]

i wanna be single

[patent basin]

you are mine

[zinc perch]

[twin tendon]

you can do sub 37 w that car ngl 💀

[zinc perch]

nein

[patent basin]

no

[zinc perch]

i own myself

[chrome surge]

Tell you what @zinc perch is mine coz I want KD him so bad

[zinc perch]

because this is my body

[last fractal]

I touchdrive

[zinc perch]

how about i kd you

[last fractal]

[patent basin]

i own you

[zinc perch]

when did a e-kitten own a guy

[patent basin]

your is mine

[chrome surge]

Come and try bro, I'm begging you

[patent basin]

what

[zinc perch]

i have my freedom of speech 🗣️

[patent basin]

no

[zinc perch]

i speak what's inside my goldfih brain

[patent basin]

@crude silohes mine

[zinc perch]

i alone the brainless one

[runic matrix]

dead chat?

[zinc perch]

no

they beefing abt me

[chrome surge]

@zinc perch what league you in mp1?

[runic matrix]

time to leave then

[zinc perch]

plat ii

[zinc perch]

come back 😭

[runic matrix]

no way he said II

[chrome surge]

Get to champ 2 already so I can KD your butt

[zinc perch]

never(a)

[chrome surge]

[severe charm]

Good morning chat

[runic matrix]

bro this is why u guys aren't even in legend league after the mp update

spending 5 hours a day on dc chat

[last fractal]

Its midnight

[runic matrix]

it's 9:20 PM

[severe charm]

Morning, how's you

[zinc perch]

im just passing time i got no plat cars it's mostly in champ

[twin tendon]

oh
wait then how tf did you get 00:20.150 in freefall😦

[severe charm]

Time zones exist

[runic matrix]

free try can get u to LL 😭

[patent basin]

no

hes mine

[chrome surge]

How do you know 5 hours, surely you must've observed for 5 hours

[zinc perch]

my wifi alone suks

[runic matrix]

wha?

[last fractal]

I did hybrid

[severe charm]

Just had breakfast. I am preparing to do something now

[severe charm]

Shut

[twin tendon]

oh alr

[severe charm]

Vermicelli

[patent basin]

no

[chrome surge]

5 Vandas

[zinc perch]

gen im just gon nap

[runic matrix]

lucky

i have to eat "whole grain" cereal

i wonder whats under the spoiler

something tells me not to click it yet

[chrome surge]

You can't, he tastes like lykan

[hot tangle]

[glass mauve]

Back after a shower

[runic matrix]

something about dasil then

[severe charm]

I don't eat cereal, I would rather have a glass of milk with biscuits

[hot tangle]

Lykan evo when?

[chrome surge]

Click and find out

[rancid marsh]

update

[hot tangle]

when?

[desert tendon]

Even with 440+ top speed car its bot possible with touchdrive

[twin tendon]

soon bru

[severe charm]

Hi, enlost

[runic matrix]

keepin it closed

[rancid marsh]

idk

[glass mauve]

Hi ryu

[severe charm]

How's your day going?

[hot tangle]

hey ryu! hello

welcome

[chrome surge]

I'm hungry guys, 5 KDs is not enough I need more carnage to satisfy my hunger

[runic matrix]

whats the point of evo lykan when you could use lykan neon?

[glass mauve]

I mean it just started

[severe charm]

C14!

[severe charm]

Likewise

[abstract thistle]

The clip doesn't prove

[glass mauve]

Im gonna go to classes in a few minutes

[runic matrix]

this gonna be my last gauntlet btw cuz next time imma be in div5

[hot tangle]

ne?

[glass mauve]

Skipped first class

[runic matrix]

almost got me there

[severe charm]

Good luck

[runic matrix]

[severe charm]

And have a good day

[glass mauve]

Same to you

[hot tangle]

@zinc perch u alive brother?

[floral bronze]

@unique pewter fried human skin moment

[glass mauve]

No

[runic matrix]

he left cuz he's not used to ppl figting over him

[hot tangle]

zamn gen z

[cloud jasper]

Vietnam?

[twin tendon]

I guess so
I've only driven my 2* Agera RS in that track cuz I can do 00:20.100 consistently

[glass mauve]

Aint that bad here

[hot tangle]

i will find you

[floral bronze]

i mean

[hot tangle]

u too

[glass mauve]

I was suffering in 40 a month ago

[twin tendon]

I haven't tried the owl yet so...

[runic matrix]

i actually use lykan on that track in div4

[lusty patio]

Idk

[glass mauve]

Now i will see you suffer

[lusty patio]

Seems chill here

[runic matrix]

gets like 19.5 ish usually

[twin tendon]

what time do you usually get?

[hot tangle]

ur 40 yo...?

[desert tendon]

With TD ?

[twin tendon]

damnnn...

[twin tendon]

manual cro 🥀

[runic matrix]

with right side bump and rail u can probably get low 19

[zinc perch]

guh?

[abstract thistle]

I'm sitting in Frying pan

Help

[desert tendon]

Yeah possible

[glass mauve]

[zinc perch]

where is turo

[cinder kernel]

What is the minimum time for top 1% in current spotlight? I have done 1:39 with 2*..

[severe charm]

Perhaps, it's his skill issue, or he is just ragebaiting

[abstract thistle]

Bocaue Bulacan

[runic matrix]

turo rental cars?

[runic matrix]

ur way off bro

[hot tangle]

34 wtf

[desert tendon]

I thought he was saying TD

[twin tendon]

yall don't take the barrel roll ramp on the left?

[hot tangle]

[severe charm]

[zinc perch]

ahh bulacan mine is lemme check

[cloud jasper]

rained yesterday

[hot tangle]

73% humidity wtf

ima die

[severe charm]

Don't bully him tho

[runic matrix]

no u force barrel off the flat ramp on the right side and then get a bounce off the rock, then ride the rail to the end

[abstract thistle]

We all fried

I need ice

[twin tendon]

I think 1:20 ish

[hot tangle]

oh ur 40mo?

[runic matrix]

its not that hard lol

[glass mauve]

Official pn isnt here yet?

[runic matrix]

its probably 1:35-6 maybe

[cloud jasper]

my town is like a swimming pool

[severe charm]

He Meant he was suffering with 40°C

[hot tangle]

damn

[twin tendon]

alr thanks

[restive tusk]

proraj11 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[runic matrix]

add 1 sec to both of those numbers, i don't want to get banned

[pure veldt]

I am back

[severe charm]

And I am here suffering with 47°C daily

[pure veldt]

are we talking about weather again

[glass mauve]

Hi dude

[severe charm]

Hi back

[cinder kernel]

42° here

[pure veldt]

lemme come with my 48

[zinc perch]

back pain

[runic matrix]

oh wait leap of faith or freefall

am i stupid

[meager flame]

Yo guys is the MP ticket worth buying?

[glass mauve]

Cro where tf do you live

[twin tendon]

freefall

the mountain

[runic matrix]

oh.

[severe charm]

Haryana

[meager flame]

You get a crap ton of packs including all of the mp ticket bonus packs right?

[zinc perch]

i guess the sun evaporated the clouds or smth

[glass mauve]

💔

[runic matrix]

oh i was talking abt leap of faith mb

[long python]

15 °

[runic matrix]

for freefall u can take either barrels, it doesn't make too much of a difference

[glass mauve]

Is it that bad there

[zinc perch]

wat do you want now

[strong glacier]

48 what?

[severe charm]

Mood swing weather

[strong glacier]

celcius?

[severe charm]

48 pineapple

[twin tendon]

oh lol I was confused when you said flat ramp cuz I don't remember seeing one

[glass mauve]

Fahrenheit

[twin tendon]

ohh alrighty

[zinc perch]

is this aglaia

[glass mauve]

Cro wtf

[hot tangle]

[twin tendon]

wtf

[glass mauve]

Haryana is cooking

[strong glacier]

Kelvin

[zinc perch]

Kevin

[desert tendon]

the right one is the shortest

[long python]

Celcius or calcium deficiency fresh air

[glass mauve]

@pure veldt how are you alive

[runic matrix]

ye i see most references using it

[pure veldt]

[cloud jasper]

I prefer the left one...

[severe charm]

I feel like I am sitting inside a cooker

[hot tangle]

wh...at?

[twin tendon]

yo

[zinc perch]

i mean it's still surviveable

[glass mauve]

Wtf

[mental oar]

yale xie

[zinc perch]

GET OUT

[glass mauve]

Is it a desert there or what

[hot tangle]

zamn is that yale?

[desert tendon]

Yeah the left one cost you 0.6-0.8 sec or someth

[twin tendon]

that Philippines or sum?

[pure veldt]

I ain't arabic

[hot tangle]

u look awesome...

[cloud jasper]

49? Seriously?

[zinc perch]

don't leak it 😭

[mental oar]

i just got disconnected from a 4 lap private race

[zinc perch]

im crine

[lone wadi]

Just to make sure
Today we have the update and the season ?

[glass mauve]

Yeah then why 47 💔

[pure veldt]

no pak

[hot tangle]

47 wtf

[pure veldt]

🥀

[hot tangle]

was that u??

[runic matrix]

0.06-0.08? no way it's that much

[zinc perch]

hi ahmer ali(en)

[glass mauve]

49*

[severe charm]

49°C

[mental oar]

“self proclaimed gf of yale” definitely not an alt bro

[twin tendon]

damnn that's hot asl

I can feel the UV rays bru

[zinc perch]

ts corny

[glass mauve]

49 is genuinely life threatening, no joke

[zinc perch]

fr tho

[runic matrix]

when gold 😭😭

[zinc perch]

i mean could a main have no nitro and a alt have a nitro

[twin tendon]

make it 50 so it's visually pleasing

[severe charm]

Brutha, last year we had 53°C in haryana in June

[glass mauve]

@pure veldt might consider moving out, eh?

[zinc perch]

i mean that's a whale alt rite there

[runic matrix]

i swear this channel used to never talk about weather

[pure veldt]

nah I don't live here, just came here for eid

I wanna escape

[runic matrix]

now i see a weather screenshot every day

*everday

[zinc perch]

gifted me nitro too

[hot tangle]

i bet even my wife wasn't that weird 😭

[glass mauve]

Oh no thats haryana, its alright

[zinc perch]

i swear

[glass mauve]

[zinc perch]

😭

i just wanna sleep atp

[severe charm]

[waxen zinc]

why?

[glass mauve]

My condolences

[zinc perch]

burns my eyes

[severe charm]

@glass mauve I don't even have AC

[zinc perch]

ouch

[pure veldt]

this is the weather where I live which ill return to after eid

[twin tendon]

Does it have pn boost tho?

[hot tangle]

hook and win what?

[pure veldt]

I am gonna become black after eid

[waxen zinc]

You see it!

[glass mauve]

Okay what the flip

[severe charm]

Why tf there's a detergent in vending machine

[hot tangle]

no...

[zinc perch]

only SW

[torpid stirrup]

Started to like this trick

[unique pewter]

this weather so

[twin tendon]

start playin bru
ts a once in a lifetime opportunity

[runic matrix]

it's not a vending machine bro 😭

[hot tangle]

toilet paper...

[zinc perch]

this weather so normal

[glass mauve]

@severe charm genuinely buy one bro how do you survive

[indigo flax]

🐸 👽 🐘

[twin tendon]

not worth it man

[torpid stirrup]

If you are in south east asia, most places are hot like oven

[severe charm]

I named it wrong perhaps, I forgot it's name

[zinc perch]

because quan is

[severe charm]

Cooler.... I have a mini cooler in my room

[runic matrix]

i don't think u should do 360s all the way, the czinger should have enough nitros to only do 2 and get one of the airs without 360

[zinc perch]

i literally have 3 fans opened rn

[runic matrix]

my opinion, not sure if its right

[mental oar]

wuan

[pure veldt]

how are you alive

[hot tangle]

alr8 my daughter's awake i gtg not a new years

[glass mauve]

Now i am enjoying in moderate weather

[hot tangle]

bye bye

[pure veldt]

our ac is on 24/7 or else we will die

[zinc perch]

happi new year

[severe charm]

Perhaps I am

[hot tangle]

[indigo flax]

[severe charm]

I only use Cooler during night

[indigo flax]

I won the key

[zinc perch]

sun being consistent today 🔥

[zinc perch]

🦝

[pure veldt]

night is the coldest part of the day bro

[indigo flax]

But it was last time

[zinc perch]

🦝

[runic matrix]

i think nevera does more than 25.8 on ghost ships 💀

[frank light]

[severe charm]

78% humidity* and 40°C during night here

[pure veldt]

gotta use that cooler in like 12-6pm

[zinc perch]

tuff

[abstract thistle]

Looking for bucket of ice

[zinc perch]

59% humidity RITE DER

[abstract thistle]

I'm fried here

[zinc perch]

hi friend here

[abstract thistle]

Typo bro

[torpid stirrup]

Inspired by this clip

[pure veldt]

[indigo flax]

57% humidity here

[abstract thistle]

I mean fried

[twin tendon]

you also won my heart 🫶

[pure veldt]

gah damn

[severe charm]

I don't even know how am I alive

[glass mauve]

Okay ngl humidity sucks

And it aint even peak

[zinc perch]

humidity moment

[pure veldt]

its like 8% humidity here

[frank light]

my country’s average humidity is ~80%

[hot tangle]

Diaper trader is back

[abstract thistle]

[glass mauve]

Thats honestly better
Humidity kills you more than heat

[severe charm]

Decent but, 223 Aqi

[pure veldt]

True

[glass mauve]

Especially when you dont have an AC, @severe charm

[pure veldt]

thats how I am surviving here

[abstract thistle]

Bucket of ice

[severe charm]

Bradar I have cooler

[runic matrix]

humidity goes up more when its colder tho, my place constantly gets high 90s to 100 during the night, especially during winter

[zinc perch]

literally same

[twin tendon]

Humidity what?

[zinc perch]

oh yeah i frogor neighbours 💀

[runic matrix]

it is harder to feel tho

[pure veldt]

69

[hot tangle]

more or less same. which country?

[glass mauve]

Ha

[glass mauve]

Yeah and that increases humidity

[hot tangle]

zmn

[frank light]

why on earth did they kick f1lm out of elite B

[severe charm]

Cooler needs alot of ventilation to cool the room, since it's not blowing the heated air out

[runic matrix]

damn how long ago was that

[hot tangle]

btw.......

[twin tendon]

wonder what happens when humidity goes to 100%

[zinc perch]

can f1 lm kick the elite b

[hot tangle]

lewis hamilton P2!!!

[tall pebble]

U living in 2022 perchance?

[hot tangle]

canadian gp

[severe charm]

Perhaps it can beat them up

[hot tangle]

7 times wc!!

[zinc perch]

beat me

[glass mauve]

Evaporation stops

[severe charm]

[zinc perch]

no

[glass mauve]

You constantly sweat even at 5°C

[zinc perch]

you will spam my doorbell once more

[spiral scaffold]

What ping do you have? 36 hours?

[glass mauve]

Every surface feels wet

[zinc perch]

no

[hot tangle]

forgot to yap here...

T^T

[tall pebble]

Everytime u will breathe lungs will fill with Micro droplets of water and soon enough ur lungs will be full of water and u will drown by breathing

[glass mauve]

Other than that nothing much

[frank light]

look man last time i was playing asphalt, f1LM was elite B

[hot tangle]

[tall pebble]

Ye so in 2022

[glass mauve]

Yeah uhh doesnt work like that, your lungs kick out the water

[tall pebble]

[frank light]

and george’s car exploded

[glass mauve]

Alr anyways im gonna leave for classes

[tall pebble]

If humidity is 100% they have nowhere to kick the water every breathe will mean more water

[twin tendon]

does that mean fishes can live on the surface?

[glass mauve]

@severe charm cya, good luck with the heat and the mini cooler

[tall pebble]

Nah

[hot tangle]

kaboom

[twin tendon]

sadge

😭

[hot tangle]

forgot to plant the bomb on mc larens

[glass mauve]

The air inside your lungs heat up a bit, bringing the humidity % low enough to kick out the air

[pure veldt]

Once I was washing my butt with a bidet spray and the water was boiling hot I couldn't even wash bro

[severe charm]

Thanks bro, have a good day

[glass mauve]

Perfect 100% humidity would kill you, but its not possible in reality

[twin tendon]

use tree leaves as an alternative toilet paper twin

[zinc perch]

how about a pure boiling hot shower

[glass mauve]

I feel lucky for having underground water storage system

[unique pewter]

ironically relatable

[zinc perch]

mine is literally outside 😭

my water so hot it once reached 30

💀

[runic matrix]

2k xp from gold

[glass mauve]

I guess its a perk for living in an apartment

[long python]

Fix it 😭 pls

[runic matrix]

might as well leave now

[glass mauve]

Damn thats crazy

[abstract thistle]

I can't leave my water in table

[runic matrix]

doesn't it get parasites or stuff if u leave warm water out for too log

[dapper marsh]

Yo today is Memorial Day so can we appreciate the choice of pure-American cars 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[abstract thistle]

[glass mauve]

No venom f5 is missing

[runic matrix]

they just had to include the gt mk 2 in the packs

[waxen zinc]

Oh look.

[abstract thistle]

[dapper marsh]

why is there no venom f5 in the memorial day event

[twin tendon]

venom f5 is also amurican s

[hot tangle]

[waxen zinc]

No idea.

[kind talon]

[abstract thistle]

[zinc perch]

umamusumei

insert uma emoji

[dapper marsh]

Hennessey is also made in America. Why do you guys think it’s European, like you know, you think it’s made in the UK or Spain, but this is also American

[dapper marsh]

🔨

[hot tangle]

nym's sending me bs i wanna send here but i can't

[dapper marsh]

what kind of that

[zinc perch]

slide into my dm's

[kind talon]

why solo always hot

[hot tangle]

i can't....

[hot tangle]

no ur 18-

[frank light]

mclarens blew themselves up with inters

[zinc perch]

slide into dms

idc

[dapper marsh]

🔨

[dapper marsh]

slap

[unique pewter]

they planted ferrari strategists into mclaren instead

[kind talon]

@dapper marsh stop being hammer

[hot tangle]

looks like sf25 eng joined mclaren 😭

[kind talon]

I'll block you

[zinc perch]

block him

[frank light]

meanwhile piastri cosplaying as kvyat

and ramming into albon

[hot tangle]

u sure?

[hot tangle]

alr8...stop T^T

[zinc perch]

im sure 100%

[hot tangle]

...

[zinc perch]

i seen worse stuff

[hot tangle]

alr8