🗿・memes

[wise karma]

Fool! They should have got KDed cuz atleast they would've got a full nitro bar along the wreck.

[covert vine]

Man, this is not fair🤦🏻‍♂️

[cyan wind]

2023 was the worst year of all Asphalt 9

[night hinge]

Knockdowns

[elfin bough]

2022 enters the chat

[blazing sedge]

Victor CH

[night hinge]

Nitro 99.99 :)))

[knotty nacelle]

When 4 racers finish the race at the same time be like:

[supple idol]

but you didn't have to cuuuuuut me ooooofff

[manic sentinel]

Still Got Me Thinking

[grand flame]

Cain blocky kid#0245 has been warned

Reason: stop posting offtopic pics

[grand flame]

Dolphin#6424 has been warned

Reason: not a9

[night hinge]

When i play MP

[stuck agate]

My reaction to club clash changes

[knotty nacelle]

When GL announces the first 6-stars CH for all players:

||(Don't think about the droprates)||

[pine wren]

When my car isnt on touchdrive

[blazing sedge]

That one alien player

[stuck agate]

🤑💵 💰

[grand flame]

Akramgoofy#3658 has been warned

Reason: inappropriate behavior

[stuck agate]

Fake news: sales of tle passes with the addition of hunting for an Aston Martin Victor have risen by 200%!
In this regard, the effective managers of Gameloft Barcelona plan to add a hunt for the Chevrolet Corvette ZR1 this year.

[dusky burrow]

top 2 worst ways to lose 20 points in A9 MP
number 5:
also yes ik this is from Ł Mev i just wanted 2 pos t

[worthy sky]

Does not matter if you are glvl18 player without any exotic cars or entry level player with no garage at all, below is how it is for all clubs and players, on current clash.

[leaden thorn]

Once A Legend Said My Game My Rules - Gameloft

[craggy lichen]

Dank A9 memers be like:

[modern narwhal]

How GL named the car

[restive bronze]

Jesko will get in clash store be like:

[spiral garnet]

^^^^^^^ previous meme is a repost (ignore image) the reply is the og I made

[novel void]

[craggy lichen]

A9 team be like:

[supple idol]

last comment must be new to game

[grand flame]

extreme demon#8285 has been warned

Reason: not relevant to the channel topic

[grand flame]

EthanF122#8980 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[elfin bough]

Gameloft after putting ccxr, ultimate 🦛 car, above jesko (496 ts)

[grand flame]

YourAverageCanadian#6260 has been warned

Reason: Seriously, that isn't a meme.

[leaden thorn]

Club Owners: Bring It On 😆💪

[manic sentinel]

Atleast Its Better So..

[grand flame]

shadow effect#8409 has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[stuck agate]

.

[idle echo]

I feel like i already sent it somewhere but i cant find it here so

Anyways france in a nutshell

[onyx geyser]

Memes are no.1 priority after a timeout

[stuck agate]

no good epic?

[craggy lichen]

Centanario 🗿

[restive bronze]

56% Votes in Community Event 100 tokens and never vote 125 tokens be like:

[grand flame]

ElHombre111#2219 has been banned

Reason: Very bad image + not a meme. Get out.

[dusky burrow]

you just copied the same image from Asphalt Master+ and replaced Asphalt 9 Traffic Vehicles with 1 star centenario

[onyx geyser]

Surely been posted before but oh well

[rocky fulcrum]

They are good cars, great cars even, but why must everyone use those exclusively from B_class up? (I used to be bad at using other cars so this is also a rib at myself)

[ruby parcel]

A good meme should have good attention to details.
Like Senna as the Rhinoman, a green Sian as the Green Goblin and Battista as the Electro

[brazen river]

time to be a td user

[brazen river]

Summary of mp rn

[keen dirge]

After winning 5times straight in multiplayer....

[stuck agate]

When you drift for more than 2 seconds in asphalt 9

[grand flame]

Fangkrude#7671 has been banned

Reason: terrorism threats

[manic sentinel]

Me Rn

[worldly creek]

bro have only acura only one ferrari 💀

[modern sequoia]

Much better

[stuck agate]

Maserati MC12 in Scotland (ray tracing on)

[grand flame]

Vulture#7993 has been warned

Reason: stop spamming that pic it's not a meme, just a google search

[wise bane]

🔥

[mellow rover]

my brain after i manage to make a pro speed trick in A9

[keen dirge]

Kind of relatable

[keen dirge]

Gameloft after every season ends:-

[grand flame]

Vulture#7993 has been warned

Reason: not a meme + you've been warned before, posting it again will get you muted

[novel void]

Almost forgotten cars because they never come back by events or packs

[grand flame]

I am in jman basement call 911#7304 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[dreamy leaf]

Pov:when Corvette players are with huracan players and finish lines are after 3 sharp turns (iceland)

[jolly hollow]

orphans are crying rn

[wanton sage]

ඞඞඞ

[grand flame]

Ballistic#5320 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

CorVetteSpammer#8392 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

extreme demon#8285 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

[rapid herald]

0 IQ

[grand flame]

FireNation#8636 has been muted for 1 day

Reason: repetitively pinging mod for no reason and making fun of them

Muted until · May 16, 2023, 6:17 PM

[dusky burrow]

man (its low quality because idk how to put text on so i used microsoft paint )

[craggy lichen]

@9

[leaden thorn]

Optimus Prime Truck On Car Hunt Guys

Features: Transforms when on shockwave and takes every opponent down and screams:
I'm Optimus Prime Leader of the Autobots. 🤣

[young isle]

Mitsubishi materials exists in Asphalt games

[craggy lichen]

A9 MP

[woeful cove]

nabbas now and few years ago 😂

[craggy lichen]

@9

[grand flame]

Thunderlol2.0#9178 has been warned

Reason: that isnt a meme, at least try editing it.

[craggy lichen]

Nubie

[foggy mango]

meanwhile Youtube votes (No I have not voted for Renault Trezor.):

[knotty nacelle]

Road test event be like:

[restive bronze]

Danny be like:

[leaden thorn]

Are You Tired Of Game Bugs!

Worry Not

Our Bugs Spray Will Kill All Your Game Problems.

Our Bug Spray Will Solve All Kinds Of Bugs In The Game.

Limited Quantity Only.

[limpid dagger]

Ds automobile e-tense when nitro:

[winter hawk]

🤨🙄🤪😂

[grand flame]

extreme demon#8285 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[leaden thorn]

When There Is Monopoly!
I'm Gameloft 💪🤣

[knotty nacelle]

GL when I asking about Garage Level and LS update after reading the new patch:

[elfin bough]

(Le windows users reaction on patch notes)

[restive bronze]

Me when after I asked GL for garage level and LS after reading patch:

[robust quarry]

So hot that nobody uses it

[unreal cliff]

POV: you don't have nitro when you are in the air

[grand flame]

S!D#9116 has been warned

Reason: Off topic

[elder stratus]

danny vg going to max every new update car be like:

[grand flame]

👺𝕸𝖗. 𝕯𝖔𝖜𝖓𝕭𝖆𝖉👺#8005 has been warned

Reason: not related to A9

[knotty nacelle]

RIP Arrinera Hussarya
2019 - 2023

So, in the future, there are no elite cars (C, B, A, and S Class) in Legend Store

[restive bronze]

RIP best Class A acceleration car 2021-2023

[floral finch]

if a9 made a better April fool's

[grand flame]

ThePeruvian#8962 has been warned

Reason: stealing others memes and reposting... next offense will get you muted.

[sage sluice]

Elite union

[grand flame]

Shifter#3194 has been warned

Reason: hippos are cool but they don't belong here, only a9 related memes

[jagged summit]

Relatable

[grand flame]

LamboFanBoi63#0207 has been warned

Reason: not funny and not related to a9

[grand flame]

EthanF122#8980 has been warned

Reason: multiplayer races go to #🎖・multiplayer and not #🗿・memes

[leaden thorn]

Car Hunt Alert 🤣

Mr Bean Mini Is Up Shortly.

Features: This Car Is Powered By Mr Bean So Unlimited Features.

[leaden thorn]

Life Is Simple, You Make Bugs & Don't Look Back 🤣

[stuck agate]

no hate to any p2w players

[restive bronze]

When you unlocked Key from GP with pack key

[indigo plume]

Choose

[grand flame]

Turkey123kl#1923 has been warned

Reason: Posted an invite

[stuck agate]

and also be a touchdrive main ig 💀

[dusky burrow]

have you met him in legend/master league?

[distant breach]

[floral finch]

🗿

[grand flame]

Balu#0826 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[elder stratus]

this decals is 🗑️

[frigid fossil]

the true king

[grand flame]

banshee#6405 has been warned

Reason: Don't you dare say use react to say something offensive.

Anton Kupchenko#7663 has been warned

Reason: Same reason.

[tired jungle]

lol

[elfin bough]

pov: you get buenos aires in mp2 and youre driving jesko (based on a true story 💀 )

[grand flame]

Maxwell Cat#0157 has been warned

Reason: cencored reaction

[elfin bough]

gl: ads 120+ fps option on windows*
my overclocked laptop:

[grand flame]

fūúùüûìîįīíï#9036 has been warned

Reason: censored reaction

Slime#1632 has been warned

Reason: censored reactoin

[leaden thorn]

Asphalt Chapter 4 🤣

[stuck agate]

When 7 of 8 players in a lobby use a maxed out Vanda:

[grand flame]

Nightmare#4444 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

Vx10#4481 has been warned

Reason: banned reaction

[knotty nacelle]

Me and my friends after look P1 new decal:

[fringe bison]

revuelto mp in a nutshell

[grand flame]

Pureskillissues#1290 has been warned

Reason: irrelevant content

[grand flame]

StealthSlayerHD#8395 has been warned

Reason: this channel is for memes, for advice about game refer to A9 Chats category

[grand flame]

I am a noob#2674 has been warned

Reason: this is not a meme

[grand flame]

Just_Xnoob#3870 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[austere dock]

uh oh

[stuck agate]

remember kids, you cant beat the police car

[idle echo]

Its show time

[spare hawk]

SE pack issue be like:

[stuck arrow]

Arrinera finding out it’s going to get kicked out of Elite C next update

[stuck agate]

My boys name Revuelto might be named after scambled eggs in Spanish which is revuelto😪.

[grand flame]

Anton Kupchenko#7663 has been banned for 3 days

Reason: Homophobia is not tolerated here

Banned until · Jun 5, 2023, 6:03 AM

Speedtail#7167 has been banned for 3 days

Reason: homophobia is not tolerated here

Banned until · Jun 5, 2023, 6:03 AM

[tranquil barn]

the CS->GS->CS->GSS Cycle is doing wonders on my mental stability! (the lack thereof)

[slate axle]

panamera prediction real

[chilly elm]

Me after listen the new menu soundtrack:

[restive bronze]

Devs in Nutshell:

[chilly elm]

Revuelto after the update:

[chilly elm]

A9 Menu soundtrack be like:

||My Favourite menu soundtrack vs the new||

[wise bane]

Real

[grand flame]

YesHI#6035 has been warned

Reason: this channel is for memes

Shifter#3194 has been warned

Reason: inappropriate

[grand flame]

extreme demon#8285 has been warned

Reason: offtopic and cringe

[onyx geyser]

Uhh…why have they got RpM in front of their name…?

[grand flame]

YesHI#6035 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[rough stone]

Me when my car is on touch drive

[cedar onyx]

Air Kiss

[grand flame]

Marktrickshotslol#0250 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[grand flame]

Marktrickshotslol#0250 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

CROSSHAIRS#9144 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[grand flame]

Mackay700#0798 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[jade kestrel]

When Gameloft re-nerfs the nitro of the bolide

[worldly creek]

STARWAY secret reveal 💀

[azure grotto]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/515122645768077333/1115615859692544000/7oera8.jpg

[grand flame]

Jocla#6330 has been warned

Reason: posting and/or discussing leaks is against the rules

[maiden dagger]

THe 2nd KING

[empty shuttle]

There is a difference here, one is fast and the other is slow, but it looks almost the same anyway

[worldly spire]

And you... are you honest?

Of course!

The honest thing:

[knotty nacelle]

#unflexing

||Sorry for reupload||

[wise bane]

How I feel like after destroying everyone (they were a bunch of bots) on the easiest possible career race known to mankind (i play for fun)

[uneven shore]

Rip 58k++ tokens 🥲

[viscid sparrow]

me hiding the pain after losing my chances to getting into silver league:

[knotty nacelle]

Apollos in A9

[restive bronze]

TLE Pass Drop rate in Car hunt be like:

[knotty nacelle]

Corvettes in A9

[stuck agate]

Me trying to make my car go faster in multiplayer so other players behind me won't be able to knock me out:

[drowsy night]

A9 whales finally getting the attention they deserve:

[stuck agate]

The tutorial after the lamborghini revuelto came out:

[onyx geyser]

Me with less than 2% drop rate:

[nocturne orbit]

When you keep losing in Multiplayer races that you even end up getting demoted back to Bronze League:

[grand flame]

Dinnerbone#5712 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[onyx geyser]

Dammit not again…

[stuck agate]

when you wreck so badly that your viper breaks

[modern narwhal]

You got a free Viper GTS!

[lofty yarrow]

RIP Inferno Automobili (Switch License issues I guess) 😭

[stuck agate]

Me when I use my Z4 in classic MP(lobby is full of 360ing GS and Hurucan's🥰🥰)

[jade kestrel]

Me when I do not use my Huracan for 2 years, and I use my GS and Vanda instead

[knotty nacelle]

The old loading screen is very iconic, isn't it?

[heavy sigil]

Don't know If someone make this before, but here's my attempt

[stuck agate]

A9 if they made their bots smarter:

[rich plover]

Stolen from someone else

[stuck agate]

Idk if anyone else made this

[stuck agate]

GS after I 5* my hurucan

[grand flame]

LemmyFan123#2136 has been warned

Reason: not a meme and probably a repost 😒

[placid imp]

Me when re - fueling a car:

[brazen river]

Noice self react

[grand flame]

liachuRFSbutnonpro#4826 has been warned

Reason: repost .. (post your very own hand made funny meme)

liachuRFSbutnonpro#4826 has been banned for 1 week

Reason: Too many infractions

Banned until · Jun 19, 2023, 6:27 AM

[jade kestrel]

This may be the worst meme I ever made

[thorny rivet]

all hail lancer and srt8 lord

[idle echo]

Really does express many emotions

[obtuse void]

This is the worst meme ever

[grand flame]

biblicalBeast#4225 has been warned

Reason: bypass + repost + cringe

[stuck agate]

"list's" should've been spelt as "lists" mb

[grand flame]

daniel🌮🌮🎉🎉#7113 has been warned

Reason: ur mp matchmaking is not a meme.

[stuck agate]

The legendary car we started with

[novel void]

🐳

[hard sedge]

Be like my money shut up💀

[stuck agate]

second question is sorta fine to ask ig bc I wish cars were easier to unlock nowadays

[austere dock]

🫡

[crystal stag]

Yes

[leaden thorn]

We Provide Car Loans In Asphalt 9.

Hurry Limited Period Offer. 🤣🤣

[stuck agate]

@vocal cairn
Goodbye legend, and fare thee well!

[restive bronze]

[jade kestrel]

I don’t like the sound of this

[foggy mango]

(I sincerely apologize if you are offended though this is not offensive and I wish Clauwudia good luck for the future)
(And I apologize for my terrible editing because I actually am bad at editing)
Meanwhile:

[unborn heart]

A9 whales : buying LPs, so they can unlock EP9 at 2 stars
Also A9 whales after a few months realising that now F2P players can unlock EP9s at 4 stars :

[foggy mango]

(I sent my meme before you but I didnt upload image so I got warned xD)
Dear P2W players:
Ask for a refund.

[woven nimbus]

POV: you see a cool app icon only on the App Store but not on home screen.

[frail sparrow]

I get EP9 4 star.

[foggy mango]

@safe yacht wants this pack

[stuck agate]

I made that meme first but it got deleted

[kind reef]

right, made this for a video posted to #🎖・multiplayer but i'd may as well post the full res image by itself for those who want it

[dry lintel]

MP 1 race starts

All cars in front:

[leaden thorn]

What Goes Around, Comes Around! - 360 🤣🤣

[knotty nacelle]

When you accidentally choose D or C class in Credit Rush MP:

[restive bronze]

MP2 Jungle in Nutshell:

[cedar onyx]

This even more cooler

[ocean jetty]

people who bought summer packs:

[gloomy vessel]

YOOOOO

[unborn heart]

TMF in a nutshell:

[tacit wolf]

asphalt 9 momento.

[grand flame]

ravtezsingh has been warned

Reason: bypass

[burnt spoke]

Encountered a weird glitch with the weekend rampage....

[reef condor]

Guess the game will never be optimised for new devices.

[grand flame]

BTLZ9000#1774 has been warned

Reason: These aren't memes.

[stuck agate]

Look at who's in the 62nd position

[grand flame]

Pureskillissues#1290 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

obnomus has been warned

Reason: 1. NOT A CAR 2. NOT A MEME 3. IRRELEVANT TO ASPHALT 9: LEGEND

[regal current]

bruh don't make them disable videos here (again)

[stuck agate]

me thinking I was the chosen one who could get the lamborghini revuelto but everyone can actually get it:

[grand flame]

Megatron#2116 has been warned

Reason: report (make your own meme or skill issue)🥶

[cerulean harness]

No one: How much realistic of asphalt 9's physics? gameloft: Yes.

[frail sparrow]

Gameloft Property

[rapid stream]

@grand flame here, I made this, happy?

[stuck agate]

cario I forgot to include but whatever

[jagged summit]

NOOOO YOU CANT JUST USE A SLOW CAR AND WIN IN GHOST SLIPSTREAM!!!!11!11!!!11!
That one Corvette GS/Huracan driver's honest reaction:

[stuck agate]

"your free pack is ready to claim"

[bleak tangle]

Proof that Lancer is king

[obtuse void]

This was funnier in my head

[valid osprey]

why

[leaden thorn]

Corvette Spammers Be Like. 🏂🤣

[leaden thorn]

Huracan Spammers Be Like: God's Plan.. Gameloft's Plan... 🙏🕴️🤣

[grand flame]

Capti Animarum#5034 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[acoustic oriole]

smartest ai driver

[rapid herald]

moral of the story: dont kd discord mods in-game

[crystal stag]

Average race in Credit rush:

[empty seal]

Me: Trying to not reduce speed...
A9 Bots:

[brazen tinsel]

Open the door 🚪
I want to escape from jungle MP

[leaden thorn]

Every Club During Clash 😆💪

[leaden thorn]

Even Google Knows It 🤣

[unborn heart]

POV : Avearge A9 tip

[unique sun]

I play asphalt 9 12 hours a day, also when friends ask where I am and what I do.

[brazen tinsel]

Forgot to fixed it again 💀

[silent oriole]

Fixed 🦛

[foggy mango]

Uh sir I found this in your meme... Quick race

[scenic steeple]

Me: What happened to q
Gameloft: Yes

[arctic basalt]

When you hear your mum’s footsteps coming towards your room:

[ocean jetty]

me when playing slipstream:

[stuck agate]

people who post in #⚡・community-media about free try cars:

[obtuse void]

I just saw this meme on YT and thought “hey maybe I should make something outta this”

[rapid herald]

this is satire pls do not take seriously

[grand flame]

Driver9999ツ#8047 has been warned

Reason: Prohibited emoji reaction.

Ánti_iconic#5274 has been warned

Reason: prohibited emoji reaction

bubbleburst_ has been warned

Reason: prohibited emoji reaction.

[grand flame]

ostazlightning has been warned

Reason: ok but where a9 meme?

[elfin bough]

||I had to make it||

[worldly creek]

bro don't know what write here 💀

[jade kestrel]

Me and my squad reacting (I was honest)

[restive bronze]

MP2 Credits Rush in nutshell:

[tranquil barn]

Silver League, Silver League. All my buddies hate Silver League!

[onyx geyser]

Typical huracan driver

[rapid herald]

more a9 ads

[grand flame]

nandoverazzani#6214 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

KaiGuy#8588 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme.

[grizzled sparrow]

into the spyder verse 🕷️

[worthy hollow]

No need to explain anything 🧠

[grizzled sparrow]

mom im afraid

[unborn heart]

POV : Avearge result when GL try to put something

[stone dove]

When you are wrestler!🤣🤼‍♂️

[merry otter]

🚁

[elder stratus]

me reachs to 1.400 in slipstream

anyone with the jaguar xjr-9 and citroën VGT:

[leaden thorn]

Gameloft Ft. Khaby Lame Advertisment. 😆

[eager marsh]

I-I-I BE POPPIN BOTTLES 🗣️🗣️‼️

[worldly creek]

I do it right ✅

[stuck agate]

me after getting my driver's liscence

[bold umbra]

The Peugeot SR1 with the carbon fiber hood looks like it wants to cook and sell "blue crystal" to buy a bigger tank of nitro.

[grand flame]

chtrb has been warned

Reason: that's not a meme material.

o0000o0 has been warned

Reason: that's not a meme material.

[grand flame]

starsshine has been warned

Reason: Duplicated text

[stuck agate]

idrk if this is a meme (prob not)

[stuck agate]

[stuck agate]

read the grave

[round fable]

*your

[foggy mango]

the only part I worry about is with any car you do it, you get back straight with a sudden stop (back into the race) as if you have infinite Handling.
Also 2nd place xD

[autumn flower]

This are real vinyls for the Mclaren P1:

[rapid herald]

asphalt 9 ads #3: yes this is real

[mellow rover]

We all know the pain

[obsidian timber]

Another Level

[grand flame]

GP05#9076 has been warned

Reason: That's not a meme image at all.....

[grand flame]

pixelneonninjaracing has been warned

Reason: not a meme

laire23 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

protonx has been warned

Reason: not a meme

Rot 1#9725 has been warned

Reason: misleading post and not a meme

[wise bane]

asphalt 9 conspiracy theory part 118

[round fable]

beating huracans with my H2 is the reason why I play MP, it just gives that sense of satisfaction

[slate axle]

improved it a lil bit

[stuck agate]

Gameloft on their way to give a track car the worst handling possible in game:

[languid kestrel]

Real A9

[grave grotto]

physics moment

[dusky burrow]

[grand flame]

Xx_Zeeky.xX#7866 has been warned

Reason: Stop being inappropriate to someone.

urlocal_borderhopper has been warned

Reason: Not a meme material.

[grand flame]

freedtredfg19 has been warned

Reason: not a meme

[supple idol]

Me opening the game on Monday, June 19th, expecting a peacful day of MP grinding, then I see the 004C GP rerun and find whales everywhere:

[next ridge]

ok

[obtuse void]

1* against 2*

[grand flame]

zesnana97 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme, there's no indicators.

[brazen tinsel]

Your legend store has been refreshed

[jade kestrel]

This is so stupid lol

[alpine herald]

Players: We want Cheap Packs in Store.
GL: Time is Money, I'm giving You time, you convert it to money and Buy these.

[restive bronze]

Maxing GP Car in Tier 2 be like

[cedar onyx]

I think these 7 dislikes come from straight developers

[grand flame]

swordmaster6528 has been warned

Reason: Yes, the funny isnt there. Try again.

JL1724#9930 has been warned

Reason: dont reply with unfunny detected image.

[rapid herald]

asphalt 9 ads #5: new sailor moon movie looking great

[foggy mango]

this is itself a meme. LIKE BRUH

[grand flame]

gladiator570 has been warned

Reason: You're not supposed to chat in here, nor reply. This is a meme.

[grand flame]

a chicken#0229 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[north zenith]

Every Night 😭

[languid cliff]

“What’s the best car in the game?”

One kid:

[rapid herald]

most wanted

[drowsy night]

for the ones wondering, they share the same vinyl/decal

[grand flame]

eem6969 has been warned

Reason: Sorry, that's not meme material.

arcadegt has been warned

Reason: not a meme, and also no swearing words on images.

werewolf5000 has been warned

Reason: no funny material found on your post.

[dreamy epoch]

"babe, why arent you sleeping?"

[silent oriole]

It's actually true btw

DM me for the website

[grand flame]

destoryer188212 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[alpine oyster]

when multiplayer rivals want to kd you but they slipped

[cunning dune]

stream codes be like

[austere dock]

Waiting for upvotes after uploading a car suggestion in #🏎・car-suggestions be like:

[fair iris]

Playing on a controller be like:

[hard sedge]

Lmao

[obtuse void]

Me after I claimed the gift and reward codes:

[grand flame]

mr.jellyfishman has been warned

Reason: no funny detected.

[alpine herald]

Where is Reward?

[fair iris]

Help this car is a helicopter lotus

[stuck agate]

to clarify, the car is 100% free

[pearl thistle]

lol..
I want panamera

[grand flame]

rlatlgn_ has been warned

Reason: That's not a meme.

eem6969 has been warned

Reason: There's no funny detected. Please dont post MP replays as meme. Have we done this a lot already?

[snow bloom]

C'mon, delete this ramp already

[grand flame]

Raj#0281 has been warned

Reason: Not a meme material.

[brazen tinsel]

Why I played too much for those 🗿

[dreamy leaf]

Pov: when a player tries to knock you down but gets wrecked

[pine wren]

1 dollar budget video

[grand flame]

volxar has been warned

Reason: not a meme. Also read on #🔥・hot-topics related to the matter.

[solid citrus]

Join the all new DE TOMATO P72 special event and get a lifetime of free tomatoes

[hard sedge]

Lmao

[grand flame]

Demon019#5431 has been warned

Reason: Spam

[dusky burrow]

new asphalt 9 track leaked 🥶 (i sent this video to L Mev on my old laptop that was poorly running )

[grand flame]

u.s.s_atlanta has been warned

Reason: no meme material.

[grand flame]

elnoriega has been warned

Reason: no funny detected.

[rich plover]

Me on my way to unlock Tushek

Only to realize GL changed it for Tuatara

[grand flame]

itchy1400 has been warned

Reason: a shockwave knockdown is not a meme

laire23 has been warned

Reason: lack of collision in game is not a meme

Agus°-°#8517 has been warned

Reason: playing bad is not a meme

[grand flame]

bubbleburst_ has been warned

Reason: bypassing swear filter using an image

[dusky palm]

meh meme by me

[grizzled sparrow]

thats real (im stuck in bronze so I cant use class C cars pls help)

[grand flame]

l0veless7 has been warned

Reason: bypassing with image.

[grand flame]

yukifuri99 has been warned

Reason: mp races are not a meme

[brazen river]

Me eagerly waiting for tc when daily anniversary rewards come

[fickle mesa]

Me when the connection issue and 1 fuel wasted

[grand flame]

eem6969 has been warned

Reason: failed races are not a meme

[manic jewel]

Due to excessive amount of non-meme posts from low level users, only gold or higher users can post, posting random content will get you warned

[distant breach]

🐸

[fickle mesa]

Members lower than platinum rank rn

[grand flame]

iatepotatoesfordinner🥔#3551 has been warned

Reason: not an a9 meme

[tame pier]

defeated a SSC Tuatara, SF90 and Huayra R with a Porsche 911 GTS coupe, so i made this meme based on it

[stuck agate]

You: about to advance into Legend League

The Jesko, Chiron and Trion:

[dreamy epoch]

first time ever slipstream with maxed tutu be like:

[inner shuttle]

Me when I'm the only person using ds e tense in silver league

[azure flume]

the best car in the game

[nimble shell]

Sorry I'm just mildly annoyed because the corner of my car's splitter left the track and I died

[brittle flare]

Huracan spammers and Apex spammers in next mp season

[novel void]

A9 5th anniversary mp2 in a nutshell

[stuck agate]

** by @grizzled sparrow |**

[slate axle]

by @obtuse void

[stuck agate]

"Stages"

[elfin bough]

real

[stuck agate]

When I'm trying to dodge 360s and 10 forms of knockdowns in classic mp:

[elfin bough]

Pov you just opened asphalt 9 on your iPad that you haven't used in 4 months just to find out you are banned (you had transferred your account to android)

[obtuse void]

Me looking at McLaren P1 pride decal:

[robust quarry]

Sandbags and successfully gets in a Tier 5 lobby in 935 GP
That one player with a golden 935:

[stuck agate]

actually 10 ticket refills is 50 tokens 💀 but whatever, I don't feel like reediting

[stuck agate]

scary

[fickle mesa]

Titled:
"Unlucky Mclaren"
By @stuck agate so don't @ me

[obtuse void]

When she says she hates Asphalt 9:

[drowsy night]

when he says he plays a9 (he no-lifes the game)
|| it's just a matter of perspective guys||

[rapid herald]

Only on Nintendo Switch™
Part 4

[obtuse void]

Average classic mp season in a nutshell:

[graceful temple]

Me:

[obtuse void]

Can I have a normal mp race for once

[austere dock]

Wait a minute 😳

[brazen river]

F5 looking at CC850:

[graceful temple]

GL: The new track is gonna be amazing
The entire new track:

[cunning dune]

yes this is a meme

[obtuse void]

Me when I’m grinding a specific car hunt:

[stuck agate]

if you ever feel dumb, remember this exists:

[stuck agate]

Vanda, evo, and gs spammers

[floral finch]

yes

[shrewd leaf]

lazy

[floral finch]

sad class F F-bow

[novel void]

Rip mobile users

[stuck agate]

"Suscany"
|| by @obtuse void ||

[obtuse void]

Susland 🤨📸📸📸

[nimble shell]

can you guess what happened

[stuck agate]

forgor to put comma in the price tag but whar ever

[round fable]

first LP locked SE, then career, and the several other things, and now this?

[grand flame]

Alte#8692 has been warned

Reason: stickers arent meme.

[obtuse void]

Susalayas

[round fable]

whoever thought of a narrow track with police cars for a DS, is a genius

[grand flame]

bloonsaddict has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[nimble shell]

this is an az kinda thing and if you dont get it thats totally understandable

[stuck agate]

When I pick up a top speed-oriented car for MP

[graceful temple]

But right after that race, you switched to agile car for the next race

[graceful temple]

POV: You are probably the last person out there use Apollo N in Classic MP, there were some but are horribly murdered by Huracans
(Porter Robinson preference btw)
(Go check his song "Sad Machine", its a banger)

[empty seal]

How it looks V/S How it feels

[floral finch]

when i pick high handling car with low topspeed (ccgs)

[graceful temple]

Credit: @heavy sigil

[stuck agate]

GL at the finest:

[obtuse void]

Gameloft on their way to give a convertible the best possible handling in the history of the Asphalt series:

[stuck agate]

Awwwwww

[obtuse void]

I made this meme out of annoyance

[stuck agate]

if you ever feel lonely, remember this exists

[alpine herald]

Expectation vs Reality -By @muted slate

[stuck agate]

i stole from #🏎・general i have commit crime.

[cursive cobalt]

Me: Let's use Vanda in mp, it will destroy everyone!
The Mp track:

[stuck agate]

Me: Ima go baller in my Apollo N
The track:

[neon token]

me using a car without stability:

[stuck agate]

speedtricks in a nutshell

[grand flame]

afklectonz has been warned

Reason: post memes only

[stuck agate]

My guy Blue Rabbit with an absolute Sigma mindset
💪

[stuck agate]

credit to @heavy sigil

[drowsy night]

best ds

[cursive cobalt]

The world: Asphalt 9 Physics is cringe and doesn't make sense 😑

Meanwhile Indian Movies:

[alpine herald]

Only DS7 Things

[stuck agate]

made by @pine wren (credit to them)

[graceful temple]

POV: You are that rich clubmate after the invention of Wild Cards share and DS7
(Another Sad Machine by Porter Robinson song reference)

[graceful temple]

#TeamTrees
2019 was 4 years ago 👴

[grand flame]

cheah.0425 has been warned

Reason: not a meme (this belongs to #⚡・community-media )

[surreal harness]

When garage level and legend store update💀

[stuck agate]

soon we will have a BOS for the cc850 and bolide

[graceful temple]

When a boy becomes a man
(source: somewhere on FB)

[stuck agate]

Stop mocking me with that font

[stuck agate]

I spam GS tho

[graceful temple]

When you let your friend drive:

[cursive cobalt]

me: how do you know that I grind car hunts a lot?
also me:

[graceful temple]

I'm getting grounded now

[graceful temple]

For those who saw #a8-memes channel in the last 24 hours
This memes species has landed here in #🗿・memes
(Another version available in #🌊・manga-anime )

[graceful temple]

Me grinding money run, earning around 5 SC per race to buy 600LT packs just to get 1bp out of it:

[stuck agate]

credit to @digital depot

[floral finch]

naw

[graceful temple]

This meme is now back ft. Spammers Slayer N
This time we have two special guests for this
ft. Gustavo "Sus" Fring and The Blue Lobster

[hybrid fox]

We simply say skill issue now 🙃

[hybrid fox]

Who told ya I'm going to get nuke 🫣

[hybrid fox]

Getting those cars from LS for credit is pain 😔

[stuck agate]

lmao bros a savage

[austere dock]

There goes the hard work back then

[brazen river]

Vanda and huracan drivers

[obtuse void]

Credit to @ruby parcel for the photo

[ruby parcel]

@obtuse void I will answer to that wi my older post

[rapid herald]

Only on Nintendo Switch™ #5
a9 new track leak

[ruby parcel]

Playing season finale be like

[ruby parcel]

Now I can play A9 on switch
🔥

[winter hawk]

🙌

[timid wharf]

A picture of me appreciating Asphalt 9 after seeting the new Avatars of Asphalt 8:

[cursive cobalt]

Me coming back home after long hours of work just to open a free pack in A9:

[austere dock]

Relatable

[novel void]

[ruby parcel]

In that case TD players are just a race?

[stuck agate]

Genty:

[graceful temple]

"What is your favorite music genre?"
Me: Tektronix 465 Analog Oscilloscope 100mhz Dual Trace 2-channel

[grand flame]

ashish.ab has been warned

Reason: Inappropriate reaction

iceemperor999 has been warned

Reason: Inappropriate reaction

[grand flame]

thelauticar2007 has been warned

Reason: bypassing swear filter

[stuck agate]

simple meme
Future Faraday mughsot
|| took 3 mins of my life ||

[brazen river]

Me when LP can be donated in game

[graceful temple]

same with this one too when LP can be donated
(only those who watched it will know the context behind this )

[cursive cobalt]

People who thought Valhalla SE would be F2P like Regera SE:

[brazen river]

The better edit for the meme

[graceful temple]

your 84 accel and 75 handling are not gonna save you

[dusky wagon]

If you're lost, or you don't know where are you, we can help you - you are in Cairo

[rapid herald]

asphalt 9 ads #6: oooh

[graceful temple]

evolution of Spammers Slayer

[winged zodiac]

New Forza Motorsport be like:

[nimble plover]

Wow that helps a lot 🤷‍♂️

[austere dock]

hello

[round fable]

"skill issue this skill issue that" why don't you be happy that you can't ever be bad at this game anymore, top 1% is something man, let alone top 100

[timid wharf]

Random Asphalt 9 YouTube Shorts be like:

[ruby parcel]

When you barely finish the car hunt, But now have to practice for the Riot, against golden cars with pro/alien drivers to get 1 Epic

[unkempt comet]

Hunted races be like

[ruby parcel]

Some jokes just write themselves

[obtuse void]

“Oh boy I can’t wait to play multiplayer!”

Vanda and Huracan spammers:

[graceful temple]

how it feel to wait for DBS BP credit sale at LS:

[drowsy night]

meme time

[half valve]

me spamming :

[rapid herald]

asphalt 9 ads #7: nasa footage

[ruby parcel]

Still patching

[grand flame]

_alexleo has been warned

Reason: Not a meme

[stuck agate]

#⚡・community-media today be like

[rapid herald]

taken from reddit

[rapid herald]

Only on Nintendo Switch™ #6

[rapid herald]

Only on Nintendo Switch™ #7

why am i the only one posting memes now

[neon token]

that one guy in mp for some reason not wrecking:

[grand flame]

bloonsaddict has been warned

Reason: Inappropiate images

[robust quarry]

How you look like*
(I made a mistake there)

[grand flame]

_alexleo has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[round fable]

some rookies probably

[graceful temple]

Credit: @heavy sigil

[slow ermine]

Credits to @tulip cloak

[novel void]

I regretted picking sian

[empty seal]

The OG memer is back!

[supple idol]

Showroom:

[elfin bough]

Apparently I managed to get a warning from discord before even finishing career in asphalt 9

[cunning dune]

according to google that W has the size of approximately 3045137pts

[empty seal]

Me: trying to explain my weeb friends that she's not an anime character...
The Character:

[supple idol]

heh Swollen Imollen

[empty seal]

Thanks for the Template @austere dock ...

[empty seal]

So nobody noticed something wrong in this meme...

[grand flame]

epictrisb1 has been warned

Reason: censored reaction

russellbest13039 has been warned

Reason: censored reaction

agentdude101 has been warned

Reason: censored reaction

[empty seal]

My meme posting dominance cannot be denied.....😤

[empty seal]

I think I must slow down for posting memes...

[surreal harness]

New language invented by gameloft
(Real)

[graceful temple]

Welcome to the after-life
We have been waiting for you since 2019
Sit down, we have a story of how we got here for you and would like to know your journey to get here too.
Where should we begin the story? Oh yeah, the Fast-Lane Update seems like a good start to begin!

[graceful temple]

Credit: @rich plover

[dusky wagon]

Helicopter 🚁

[empty seal]

Something ain't right...

[cunning dune]

pov: ur winning a race

[winter hawk]

[ruby parcel]

You need to pass Saddam to get Deus Key

[supple idol]

IOS ESL Grand Finale

it's not funny

[silent oriole]

Sadly, he won

[lyric cedar]

Pov: you start driving side by side next to another player and they randomly 360

[silent oriole]

Looks like we will have a sequel

[obsidian panther]

Asphalt 9 matching be like... (isnt this familiar to LU Mev being stuck matching for 4 minutes?)

[floral finch]

pov: ||opponent is a tank||

[floral finch]

gus vs gemera

[floral finch]

Never ask codin to add supra
Ask nobody to add supra

[silent oriole]

This is bruh moment

[ancient thorn]

2027

[slow ermine]

People when jesko first released 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

[stuck agate]

3027(for global)

[hybrid marlin]

Average day in multiplayer when getting KD

[brazen river]

Fnaf SE, real
Credits @pulsar rivet

[ruby parcel]

Relaunching same hunt for 100th time

[stuck agate]

[stuck agate]

f5 is next

[ripe bramble]

Plot twist

[ripe bramble]

by @tired furnace

[empty seal]

Credits to @frozen talon

[ruby parcel]

And it's always Himalayas

[winter hawk]

👍

[winter hawk]

[stuck agate]

black friday: a day of discounts*
a9 bos with that 900 token packs instead of 750:

[timid wharf]

No Unlimited Fuel?

[obsidian panther]

To anyone who owns F5..

[ruby parcel]

Can we have Subaru San

[austere dock]

I don't believe it ❗

[stuck agate]

Subaru the next day:

[ruby parcel]

JJ bro

[timid wharf]

Asphalt 9 Sucks.
(I am one of those buzz lightyear in the shelves.)

[stuck agate]

Yeah yeah, keep rubbing it in gameloft 🤦‍♂️

[timid wharf]

Idk but who tf would say this? Which right minded human being?

[supple idol]

Nuff said

me gusta Large

[supple idol]

gameloft, this is funny and all, but fix my game please

[stuck agate]

The 2k :

[novel void]

Rip for those who don't have them unlocked or higher stars (sorry forgot infiniti)

[neon token]

me after finding out vanda is heavier than lancer irl:

[mystic scarab]

me when the

[tropic nexus]

"Gonna sacrifice my skill to them"

[floral finch]

codin after devel license added into the game

[mystic scarab]

me when GL gives free packs due to game bugs:

[mystic scarab]

Meanwhile, over on the switch dimension: (there's an event going on right now where, if you 2 star it, you can get the key for the LVN)

[graceful temple]

The sequel is here

[hollow prawn]

Due to a mistake by the devs, you can now claim the LVN key for free. Do this before they fix it!

[grand flame]

samisl has been warned

Reason: using prohibited reaction.

arvalfreedom has been warned

Reason: using prohibited reaction.

[austere dock]

Mmmmm

[wooden sedge]

MP milestone rewards in nutshell after Season Tokens debut...

[supple idol]

I love Hundreds of Decals

[stuck agate]

Nobody:
Savagejay's nightmare:

[slate axle]

one must imagine the chiron knockdowning the apex

[timid wharf]

If you understand, you understand. If you can't, then no need to ask cuz you can figure that out later.

[grand flame]

dalyrk. has been warned

Reason: using prohibited reaction.

alpha_flipper has been warned

Reason: using prohibited reaction.,

[grand flame]

zarar2021 has been warned

Reason: not memes.

[tropic nexus]

Passing TD players in corner:

[supple idol]

yes, very skibidi

[hybrid fox]

😝

[safe meadow]

A minute of silence for idiots that fell for this
#gpshenanigans

[ripe bramble]

Could not execute action on the server (3)

[brazen river]

Servers to us rn

[graceful temple]

finally, yall are slowly joining us into the shadow realm of real dead game

[brazen river]

Me when the game, is actually literally unplayable, ||free gold f5 comp incoming 🥰🥰||

[tulip cloak]

all the weekend

[broken socket]

Oh man

[brazen river]

Leaks for natch potes

[lofty yarrow]

He thinks it's GTA 💀

[graceful temple]

Inspired by @robust quarry , @rapid coral decided to make a video like that but class B edition
And I'm here just to help him post that video cuz hes only lv16

[novel void]

The patch notes is out so yeah..

[dry lintel]

Mini-throwback... ~2 weeks ago

[graceful temple]

Yoinked from YT
Gotta download it now 😱

[rugged grove]

My redeem code expirience in A9:

[hybrid fox]

🫣🫠

[tropic nexus]

KD players reaction when i can sue them because hit me from behind:

[cunning dune]

i feel like this needs a repost

[rapid herald]

no way

[novel void]

It's doing a comeback!

[empty seal]

Codin needs some help...