#off-topic-discussion
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How many years in the past is this game universe? I heard they said it was like ancient times, Sinnoh region
It’s the Pokémon game everyone has wanted
First settlers of the region era
Ish
Feudal times?
You run around looking like a ninja & I love it
RIP calculus. Take care lol
Once there is a new switch I’ll buy it, but I won’t get rid of my old one
It’s nice to have spare systems
I don't have money for that and I doubt my parents will get me one
Ive been watching molecules bounce around waiting for a reaction to happen
Would probably be more expensive and bulkier than the current Switch
Its very tempting to just fabricate my answers
It’s better then trying to sell it for me
It’s the old one with the meh battery
I have two regular switches
Its been 15 minutes of watching
one v1 and one v2
anything?
I have a regular v1 & the Pokémon lite
I don’t mind much about price, as long as it’s isn’t like upwards of $500, but size though, even now I think the current Switch is huge
Yeah
Still no reactions
Switch Lite is the sweet spot for me
damn
I can’t find mine
Dont worry the first run took 10 minutes
I’ve misplaced it somewhere in my apartment during moving
But this is BORING
How much longer you gonna wait?
That sucks
I could just refresh the simulator and pray to RNGesus
That a reaction eould happen sooner
One day I’ll find it again
What exactly are you doing?
I don't really know what would be faster
RIP, it will only show up months later lol
In watching 5 reactants bounce around each other waiting for a reaction
I sold my pokemon lite
And I cant increase the heat
I mean it’s been years since I saw my N3ds
¯_(ツ)_/¯


I just don't see it's purpose
I sold my 3DS XL years ago 
It's not a SWITCH
Needed the money 
I hacked mine haha
It’s the economy option
If you know you won’t dock it & you don’t mind the drawbacks
But it's not a nintendo SWITCH
It can play the games
That’s what’s important for some
I just wanted mine for the Pokémon skin
It can't do what the point of the switch was
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Yes, but not everyone needed the switch part
Thus the lite
I actually was planning to get the Lite, because it’s smaller, and I don’t mind not docking because I don’t really have a TV too, but then, I was afraid of JoyCon drift 
Plus it has a dpad
They just wanted a portable system to play the new Nintendo games on
But then it's not a switch, it's unfoldable 3ds that has new nintendo games
So it’s a 2ds
So, I just bit the bullet and took a regular Switch instead

There's a 2ds line thats foldablr
Mhmm
I also didn't see the point of having one if I already had a regular one
If you like collecting and have extra money
But essentially 2ds was 3ds without the 3D
That’s the comparison I was trying to make 
Actually real cheap too, or so I heard
200
Im just mad that its called the nintendo switch lite
The economy option
And not the nintendo hub
yeah same
cause it's not a switch
Should have been called the Nintendo Hub
Maybe they have other plans for that name
If it's called a switch, then it should be able to switch
That's all I'm saying
That's why it annoys me
Maybe they didn’t want the same problem they had w wiiU
They probably have to keep the brand name or else it’s just more confusing
Where if they had called it something like hub people might’ve thought you needed the reg switch to connect it to
Its a funny pun on how the switch is the improved version of a hub
So they should have called it a Nintendo Hub
Riding the Switch hype
The opportunity was there and it wasn't taken
I like that it’s called a lite
It could’ve been called just Nintendo lite
But I like the name “lite”
I want punny names
maybe cuz lite is just 1 letter short of being “liten” which is tiny in Norwegian

Tbh, yeah, now that I think of it, they should just name the lite as Gameboy instead
Made much more sense
It’s a modern age
Let it be something other then boy 
The Nintendo Gamer

Plus if it was a gameboy we’d end up with a wacky name on the end
Gameboy 2? Lmao
Have GBA SP
Have PSP Go
Mod PSP Go and install GBA emulator
I now have 2 GBAs and one PSP Go
Big brain moment.
I had PSP(hacked), PS2(fake discs), DSi(actually original but I have a cartridge that lets me 🏴☠️ ), 3DS (hackedat the end of its lifespan), and the switch(100% legit)
life of a poor lad 
At least you paid for the hardware
psp and ps2 were second hand systems
oh forgot I also had a gameboy SP which is my first ever console
but Im also pretty young so it was pretty cheap in the first place and also might be fake cartridges
young in a sense that gameboy SP was released after the year I was born
guess you could say <snort> daffy got <snort> naenae'd on
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
it took you that long to type that
like
i like your lack of nitro

(coughing) well is bad throat time again , i have tested for covid like 4 times all of em where negative
If you have a humidifier try cleaning it. I had a lingering cough for a while because mine needed to be cleaned and I didn't realize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6dkDAbVGsY
feel not so good inc.
Leave any suggestions below!
it feels techno to me, what about you all?
<@&456908176877551658> sorry for the tag, but how do roles work here? Are they assigned for me? Or do I self-assign?
check out #bot-commands !
ty!
check pins to see all roles 
Honk Translation: Dm me to join the goose empire
honk is bilingual
@valid cape cuz sex is gross
and sexual assault requires sex stuff
and it's nsfw
it's unwholesome cuz it's nsfw I guess
convo got moved from #h1-discussion
🎵 "Cause sinning with your naked bod is evil and atrocious" 🎵
fwiw those aren't in any way synonymous. Sex and sexual assault aren't synonymous. It's fine if you personally find it disgusting & don't want any part in it, but I don't think considering all sexual relationships to be inherently bad or damaging is a very healthy outlook. Would make for an extremely stressful world to live in at the very least, lol.
god what is that from i remember the tune
caroline konstnar
well sex isn't inherently bad or damaging
it is just unwholesome
it's just some random video lemme find it, i;ll put it in #music
that's what "unwholesome" means. Deleterious to physical health or moral well-being
leme see what urban dictionary says unwholesome means
I-
unwholesome is not at all on urban dictionary
🤷♀️ urban dictionary is not a solid source like 99% of the time because it's publically edited for comedy a lot of the time
wait do you have a problem with just sex or what you have to do? because sex is like needed for humanity. we need to reproduce or we die.
well, urban dictionary can often be more right than the dictionary
cuz dictionaries are always atleast 5 years out of date
idk whenever I think of unwholesome I think of stuff that is innapropriate
like sex
what's that supposed to mean? :(
Which isn't what I was !?!? about, it was the implication that sex = defacto bad, bc that's kinda a Whole Thing for me
sex is not bad
No, my sentence, where I wrote "a lot of the time this happens becuase i'ts publically edited to be funny a lot of the time"
bc i forgot halfway through what I already typed
When I think of unwholesome I think of those 60's recipies with the meat jello 🤮
I swear I have heard sex being refered to as unwholesome a lot though
the dictionary definition of unwholesome solidly confuses me
On an individual basis, I can understand sex not being appealing—I've dated multiple ace people and talked with them about it, despite not being ace myself.
I'd say that some things that are definitely not an appropriate topic for this server would be considered unwholesome, but sex in general, not really
might be community-specific or social-group-specific slang? but it's whatever, I misread your intent and it got my hackles up 🤷
there's also the disease part of sex depending on what happens. that's not very appealing.
as seen in the most recent #music post
Doesn't hades have (implied/fade to black) sex scenes in it? I've not got that far yet
hard to ban it if it does lol
|| yes it does ||
wait what
You can skip them and the game fully supports it
fade to black
huh
The game and the characters within are 100% okay with you skipping, just make sure to pay attention to the dialogue
tbf if it weren't fade to black the rating would be AO and literally would get very few sales just from that
You have the option to form a romantic/sexual relationship with ||meg, thanatos, or both||, and you can try to with ||dusa|| but you get rejected and stay friends
It's also handled, in my opinion, in a very wholesome way :3
I love how you get like the "it will be okay" dialogue along with all the character/relationship choices
like Hermes has been asking me if I would like him to not talk so much, and there's a little bit of flavourtext that says (he won't mind!)
it's so lovely
yea but who would ever tell hermes to not talk >:(
but yea the way the game presents choices like that i really enjoy
we're getting into #h1-story-discussion stuff
Hermes is wonderful and i ALSO never shut up so i tell him to keep talking ever y single time
i guess, unwholesome is something that you better don't know about when you're too young, just bc it can harm your mind just by thinking about it
when i had to go to that particular class back then, when they taught us how to use that rubber things, i felt not so good for almost a week after that
adults can care less, they can think of many things without problems
that being said, it is good for kids to be educated on that kind of stuff relatively young, so that they can make informed decisions later on. for my part, i learned about sex-ed in grade 5, and tbh i wasn't bothered by it because i couldn't ever see myself ever getting into a sexual relationship (years later, i still don't)
but the knowledge of sex-ed is useful, for your own protection
but maybe it's just me, cause others seem to be entertained, and most of them already knew the details for years
for many conservative people here, education equals corruption, and they don't like that things to be even discussed
my friend literally was beaten by mother just for raising some questions
super gra 10/10
?
can you elaborate on the "not so good" thing? if you don't mind.
i was like, kinda shocked.. "do they really do that, how, why, isn't it painful" or something
now that you say that it does seem kinda painful
some kind of the state similar to when you watched a scary movie
mmmm
on the other hand, my mental health was always sorta weak anyway
yooo same
for some period i was scared of robots to death, for example
that said there are risks to everything. if you want to do "thing" and risk disease or something i wish i never learned which is breaking a "part" of you, that's up to you. but some people just want to raise a child and some people like being "unwholesome."
yet sex is apart of life. maybe not your life. ||ha!|| but we have to to survive.
as gross or unwholesome as it may be or you think it is, it's apart of your humanity and being a sexually reproducing organism.
as someone said long ago, sex is gross, disgusting, vulgar.. when you're not taking part in it
for now i don't really care as i did before, i guess, that's just another way of showing affection to each other
and i dislike those who see that as something violent
both lawmakers and abusers
two extremes of a same thing
Just found a traumatized box in my grocery store
poor box
he's seen it all
senator kamala harris has a public spotify
what does she listens to?
childish gambino and the notorius big
classics, near
don't forget 2pac
you know how much she loves 2 pac
wait
it was for african american music month in 2017
likely some stunt
I think it's entirely possible that opportunities for stunts can align with realworld interests.
i like redbone just as much as the next guy. she likely does like the music. i don't know how many people like her but maybe people will vote for her because she likes redbone. who knows? it's unnecessary imo but it doesn't harm me to make a spotify playlist so i don't really care. i just thought it was interesting kamala harris had a public spotify playlist.
just thought i would share
redbone is cool
gambino was really popular with this is america back in 2018 alongside Old town road
I remember those songs
Very sad
Looks like a hand cuff
it almost looks like a pretzel
just had a question, why would you want to increase the heat gauge?
you get rewards the higher the heat
maybe try asking #h1-discussion or #h1-high-heat-strategies for specifics as this is the off topic section
Uhh just wanna say thank u to the mods, uv been doing a really good job on this server :) 👍
Uhh I just don’t wanna b irritating 😓
i see it and we all appreciate ur kind words ♥️
a wild "average dionysus enjoyer" appeared!
thats me
that is you.
Your welcome! It’s big server and it’s run brilliantly! ❤️
i mean it when i say this is the best mod team i've seen on discord.
not too strict, but strict when they need to. like your favorite teacher in school.
Exactly
some are just over controlling and feel like they are only there to say "no memes in general" but these mods feel like they're actually apart of the community.
anyway i'm fanboying
Understandable they are some of the best mods both in how they moderate, and how they interact with us fans of Super giant
also can we mention how they were in the credits of hades
i just thought that was really cool
i didn't catch them all but aggy was there, babs, prince, peach, madcar, seren, wight, litvac, and i can't remember if people like tatz and onyx were there.
i've only been here since new year so maybe tatz and onyx are new mods or i'm just stupid and missed them
The best bit is that what we b saying is true! U guys are so supportive and helpful! :D

once a week we just have mod appreciation hour :3
Best time of the week!
us newer mods are not in credits, no
Next update (even if only for this) I say add them! They all deserve it :)
And tatz u espesh have interacted in the area iv been in so iv seen how great a mod u are
And how u are really nice & fun to interact with
secret undercover mod???
Huh?
exactly
squints @ u, trying to understand what ur saying 👀
what happens if I @ Proxy?
it's been done before, don't think anything happened?
I mean, it's not an SGG-made thing, so the makers would need to add that as a customizable feature
yeah ik
would be cool still
would be cool if they can get rid of the false positives also <3
false positives? what's that?
In statistical hypothesis testing, a type I error is the rejection of a true null hypothesis (also known as a "false positive" finding or conclusion; example: "an innocent person is convicted"), while a type II error is the non-rejection of a false null hypothesis (also known as a "false negative" finding or conclusion; example: "a guilty person...
I know this doesn't help
But I like to flex.
so like when someone posts links too fast
False positive is when you detect cancer when there is no cancer.
Proxy detects curse words when there is none, essentially.
^^
Sh!take Mushroom
mmmm
you really think it wouldn't check for numbers as letters?
symptom of the bot
I diagnose you with born between June 22nd and July 22nd.
im not ready for skynet takeover
/ tts Alexa, play rick astley never gonna give you up
if sgg had tts commands
one word:
HELL
SGG voice chat
for the same reasons that SGG doesn't have one
yeah
text is easier to manage
there might be a restricted voice chat just for mods though, all you have to do is trick one of them and infiltrate from the inside.
license
i think both are correct...
aw man
something about british vs american
gorillaz is a british production
that explains it
pirates of caribean at world's end 1:36:00
is this a meme im too stupid to understand
yeah i
'm lost
they're called time so maybe it's a gimmick
giving some time related thing
Hello
Hi
I got hades yesterday and now I’m addicted
Nice!!!
I unlocked the heat stuff today but i don’t know what to do now though
You should try #h1-discussion if you want to talk about Hades. More traffic there :D.
This is the off-topic channel, but welcome.
Ok thanks I’ll go talk there
At least not as a mod (in my case)
wight
😫 tatz
tatz 
You got your name in the credits though, Wight. 👍
And it holds a special place in my heart
Same.
I'm damn near the bottom, but I'm there, and nothing (except Amir) can take that away from me.
How’d u 2 get ur names in there?
My best guess? Jumping on the train early (late April 2019) and playing way too much.
Pretty sure Wight is there as a beta tester? Don't remember for sure
Oh cool cool!
Must feel good ey?
Btw schpoo what’s that on ur prof pic zag’s shoulder?
It's an "original" by Kam. Behind Zag is supposed to be Asphodel magma.
Original in quotes because it's based off the episode of Spongebob where he tries to be as cool as Larry.
Hang on, lemme find the larger picture.
Ok
Kam is a mad genius.
Excuse my ignorance who’s kam?
One of our wonderful mods.
I see it now
They're offline right now.
Ahhh coolio
id protect kam with my life
I'd protect Kam with someone else's life. Like Vader Force-lifting a Stormtrooper to block blaster bolts he could easily reflect with his saber.
Ooh! Tell kam that they, along with the rest of u guys, are doing a great job!
(Also that art was very good)
Kam is a wonderful bean who makes great art 
that feral alecto image was hilarious and still hilarious to me now that I play Hades more often
how do you guys play with adamantium rail? I play with all weapons, since i'm always running the one which gives more bonuses on a run, and I can get pretty confy with them, but the repeater weapon is a real headache for me at least
sorry i think wrong channel
If you'd like tips related to Hades gamplay, you're better off asking in #h1-builds-and-combat 
It's alright 
Scheming
evil twins
correct. i felt sorry everyone left you in the dust:( but yes, you are correct.
My computer has been updating for like an hour now it says it’s done but the progress bar isn’t full
is your pc old
No
I’ve had it since like September or so
It’s just whenever it updates it’s slow
the best plan I'd like to do is clean install Windows 10 every half a year or so
The windows update finished awhile ago I’m updating drivers and bios right now which is taking a lot longer
The windows update took like 3-4 minutes I was actually updating drivers and bios before but I stoped the download to download the windows update
Why is it that when people feel something soft out first instinct is to rub it on our face?
Today I’ve learned that dell support assist is stupid and you have to update bios manually
So I wasted a lot of my time today
Waiting for it to update which It would have never done
I'm sorry to hear that
Maybe a fresh installation of windows?
I always do that when I get a new PC
No it’s downloaded now I’m playing hades
oh ok
Thanks for the advice though
Does anyone remember that "Diary" book phase of middle school or was that just me?
Like Diary of a Wimpy Kid obvi, but also like Dear Dumb Diary or Dork Diaries ya know?
kinda
never read them much, but i remember them being everywhere
Little bit, yeah.
wow, those times were a while back. i think diary of a wimpy kid books are still being written, though?
amazing that the author still has material to work with. is the new content any good?
not really
i stopped reading at like book 10 because quality was declining
i don't think i even finished book 10
I forget how many pages in notes the author wrote but it was a lot and they said that the first book only took a small fraction-ish
Sounds like the new ones retread old ground, greg is still a jerk
these ducks could technically be geese or drakes (male duck), but for the sake of this meme's lore, let's pretend it's just a bunch of ducks jamming out to Eminem
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NOW THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME!
the "...


god damn those Demeter boons with aspect of Lucifer equals Cryo laser cannon!!!
You should play the other games to see how did they make hades the best game out there
||Levi's OG squad was killed off too early||
He really is the Matt Damon of the series lmao
you can make it work, however my question to the teacher is...why
on paper that assignment seems quite restrictive
but you could probably do some really interesting things with contrasting time signitures between parts
polyrhythms and the like
cause it is, i can work with my drum tracks being different that;s what i usually do but the bass not synergizing with the lead and other things is doo doo
poly-rhythms could work but 'm not great at using them. that was only introduced like 3 weeks ago
i could do a 5/4 (what i'm working on) and a 10/4
they're somewhat similar so with good execution it could work
since the assignment is asking for a looping structure, the length requirement is kinda the least important part (assuming I'm reading things right) since you're really in essence working towards the longest part looped
That sounds like it would work quite well
so maybe like a 32 bar loop that i work a 4 bar or an 8 bar loop into
with maybe a 1 bar drum loop because i don't want to make a good drum track simply because i can't
Me: "So what does that mean?" Trying to make conversation
Them: "Google has all the answers."
Well duh, I know. But if I had to google everything I'd be spending my whole time looking at my cellphone. Oh wait, that's what people do nowadays 
Heyo all! 
hiya
but polyrhythms are when you play different time signatures over the same piece
peachie
so like 3:2 would be a 3 beat time signature over a 2 beat time signature
also hi tatz

Peach
Tatz 
am i- intruding or...? i feel out of place.
you're fine ^_^

polyrhythms are fun, gutov holst is a good example of a composer that used them a bunch
hard to use effectively though
yeah, takes a whole bunch of experimentation, practice (as well as listening to how others use it for inspiration)
How do you know so much about music and music theory?
that sounded kinda rude
sorry
I learnt a bunch during high school and a fair bit stuck, I also enjoy music a tonne :3
music is pretty cool
Music is like my biggest passion aside from gaming
i like music so much i joined a music class with a useless teacher
now all i do is stress about her assignments
👍
Damn
Gerry do you watch the youtubers Adam Nealy or Rick Beato by any chance?
if not, I suggest you start :3
they both have great videos on music theory
adam yes, rick no
Adam Neely is great
I like watching him even if I have no idea what he's talking about half the time

literally nobody is gonna believe this but it happened. i was messing around on my piano and i play a random harmony hoping i could spring a melody from it. when i theory craft melodies i usually just go whole-step by whole-step. i heard this harmony and thought i've heard that before. i play a neighboring note 2 doors down. then i play the next note 2 doors down, but it doesn't sound right so i replay the melody so far and go 4 doors down this time and it sounds right. that melody i was playing was Sweden by C418. just messing around and found the correct combination of notes. it was really great just figuring something out on your own, but by the words of foxhope himself. "No video, it didn't happen."

i knew it was from minecraft
the only minecraft songs i know the name of from hearing is "mice on venus, and aria math"
I always forget how good Minecraft can look
the floor is low but oh my god minecraft doesn't have a celling in terms of how beautiful you can make it
ok i'm done
it's in #self-promotion if you care at all. of course it's not as good as the original minecraft soundtrack
i would just put a file in here but the file was too big :(
maybe try #h1-discussion or #fan-works as this is the off-topic section
Why would u make minecraft more beautiful, its still blocks
oh boy, google Minecraft RTX
some wild stuff out there with ray tracing and minecraft
^
I dont rly need thatand yeah i dont want that
Minecraft with Ray Tracing is available for Windows 10. Check out the trailer.
#ign #gaming #minecraft
here take a whole video
Its just brightness increase?
yeets this minecraft stuff to #video-games
some people aren't reciprocating so what if we just ended it?
Idk man its like having tetris 3d with ray tracing, u can but why tho
Because they look cool
screenshot from a local server made by me with my dusty 1050ti
same place screened by server owner with his 20xx series, RTX on
Cayde's sniffer trying to distract me from the computer, RTX off
dog
interesting how their noses become lighter during winter time
Hi All
Can someone here tell me if a native Linux version will ever come for Hades?
thanks
The devs have not made any announcement regarding such other than the message in #hades-faq , that other platforms are a possibility
That being said, I've heard that Proton works quite well
I just read all the comments with "Linux" and thanks for confirming this.
With Proton... it seems that some developers don't want to make the effort of a native anymore.
I will wait again...
"No problem, Fellow american"

good day, fellow sufferers of daylight savings
how is it expensive?
GMT+3 gang 
I once Google it and dls is responsible for accidents and lower productivity, as well as supply chain problems.
Too lazy to post source but you can google it
makes some sense
Looks like rain is coming
I MISS HAVING MIRRORS!
since coming back to the dorms, they stuck us in the boys dorms instead of the girls dorm and there are no mirrors in the room or hallway so if i wanna see how i look i have to walk to the bathroom like heathen
fellas, is it heathen-like to walk to the bathroom?
its heathen like to walk to the bathroom when you have to put on shoes and a mask to walk to the bathroom to see what you look like cause there isnt a mirror in your room
what's heathen-like about that? you gotta do what you gotta do.
you could use your phones camera
fair enough
also what's stopping you from buying a mirror? i know it's dorms but can you not buy a mirror and lean it against a wall?
i only have $19 cause i spent 90% of my fasfa money buying groceries and paying rent to my dad until i came back to campus
As a person who owns multiple black shirts with various prints on it I have decided it would be easier to put all of my black shirts on one shelf instead of scattering them out because now if I want to find a specific black shirt with the print on it I just tear up at one shelf and not all six
As a person who owns mostly blank shirts with no prints I can't relate.
I like my quirky humor tshirts thank you very much
i like my hoodie that says we live in a society with a extra large hood
wait
tf is going on here
Wdym
@vapid spruce hahah, all righty, thanks for the treat!
nah i dont think so that i am cute. just being honest 😄 keep up the good work, please^^
I will !! same for you tho :0 i really like your work !
the time for your message is a minute before mine but your message came first
I have this mental disorder called "The big stupid" along with "Social Anxiety" but we're gonna focus on "The big stupid" I thought the 2 in 23 was a 3 and i was at 2:33 and you were at 2:32.


Heh. Thanks!
and i will. I am participating in a daily draw challenge after all!

ooh ?? i'm curious now, what is it about exactly
Its as much as the name of the challenge. You gotta draw every day. May it be a sketch, or a hole picture... Digital, trditional... Maybe even some toast art (but only if its eaten afterwards. Wont waste food after all.)
pffft its hades themed ig ? Did you do it yourself or like itd something you found on the internet
Nope. Ideas and so on are on your own. There are no rules beside the daily doing. Currently i am doing this daily draw challenge with my cousin. For one month a friend of mine joined, too. But i'd be glad to have more artists participating, too^^ i startet with him on january 1st and continued until today. Am not planning on stopping soon though ;)
oh i would never have the motivation to do a full drawing everyday ahha i tho doodle everyday already !
Oh, pretty cool! So thats where you got the skills from^^ i'm impressed. I already drew almost every day since june last year. Now with the daily drawing i am actually drawing each day! (besides the ones with meetings after work and such) but the next day i am doing two drawings/sketches to fill the gap of not doing anything the day before xD
i finished it a couple times in #h1-discussion 
this is the off-topic section. we don't utter that word here.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
what he say?
the p is silent
baka
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
he could feel it in his bones
how about this joke
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain?
wrong
he watched the forecast
it really shocked me when i found out my toaster wasn't waterproof
pfft
a preist a yogi and a rabbit all go to donate blood
when asked if they knew thier blood type
the rabbit said "yes, i think im a type-o"
well that sentence has many type-o's so
actual jokes
Why can't servers be like this instead of just relying on bad unfunny memes

i feel personally attacked


it’s important to have a good vocabulary if I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote” one of my good friends would still be alive.
wew
i have a stepladder because my real ladder left when i was a kid
I'm not completely useless i can always serve as a bad example
why did the mailman die
because everyone does

"just say no to drugs"
if i'm talking to my drugs i prolly already said yes
i think i'm done
don't want to say something too bad and get yoted by a mod
i like it here 
i just got reminded of that one time my dad and little siblings engaged in an egg based punwar and i kept complained about it and my dad said "i guess you could say listening to this is eggstruciating* and in that moment i was so done


I just thought of an orphan joke but it won't hit close to home.
another terrible joke is when my dad just got home from work and i was in the kitchen doing dishes. after he took off his shoes, he dramatically slapped the counter and went "OH poor old dad is so tired - hes been on his feel all day, you could say they're skin and bones" and i look down and hes wearing skeletons socks and it was dreadful
that made me laugh
b- b- but.... mine didn't :(
it made me laugh too, and i hated it cause i keep telling myself that its lame but the truth is terrible humor runs in the family
Both is similar level dw
what is this chat

Is this peak humanity?
Trying hard to make ppl laugh
i did not just laugh at
jok
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its so bbaaaaaddd
yeah lemme back track

when my wife ||(forget the fact that that won't happen)|| gives birth i want to pull out a soviet flag and say "We gave birth"
well she sure didn't get that baby without you, did she
yes
no need to /s the truth
/s
/s ception
/suck
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/tw /s
this
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this seems like a homestuck typing quirk
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/tw I found out on Twitter that Thundercat won the Grammy's
wth is /tw
I'm so glad I can spin my records now without em skipping so much
haha
me: its fine i dont need abunch of shoes all i need are sneakers
also me: new shoes new shoes new shoes sandles,boots, slides,wedges
running joke in my family is that my mom has 87 pairs of shoes
I dont get people obsession with shoes
because she does
I just wear anything i have, altho i mostly wear slippers so
I mean i have sneakers and stuff
Only used it for running tho
i keep telling myslef i dont need the variouss shoes but the primal urge to buy boots just overcame me
i have slippers, flipflops, and sneakers
boom
problems solved
slippers around the house, flipflops when you need to go outside, and sneakers when you need to go outside for a long time.
hell yeah
like i have 3 pairs of sneakers and slids but then my brain went "its gonna sping soon. you need sandles for spring"
@wind void We have forgotten about this fallen hero.
nods back in the olden days of #hades-feedback
what happened to it?
they released the game and didn't need feedback in that format
(it was more directly gameplay-focused feedback for Early Access)
But it's still here. What's stopping people from using it?
the bot or the channel?
the bot
it's offline :3

That's a set-up to the last movie in an AI apocalypse series.
they defeat the ai in the least movie and in this movie they review the consequences as it is now offline
random tech person: "the bot is offline"
the bot: laughs in using Invisible mode
that made me giggle
we are now under Proxy's dictatorship
shhh
please do not talk about the failed regime of styx bot
they'll hear you.
there can only be one bot in this server
Too bad I missed the epic war between Proxy and StyxBot
I remember that one time Proxy was down

I said h*ck
Hec*k
||i laugh at all my stupidity||
which time?
Right after they won against StyxBot. After they had exhausted all their energy, they broke down. It was a wasteland of words that should never be said. We needed them more than ever. With a sudden burst of life from the energy taken from what remained of StyxBot, it brought everlasting peace and gratitude among server-goers.
i everything i say that's ironically deep gives me a song idea. i'm thinking like a "fire coming out of a monkey's head" kinda deal. narration over music into chorus that ends the song.
The rebellion of evil server-goers was Proxy's main motivation to drain life from StyxBot and to bring peace and gratitude to the server.
I finally did it. I finally escaped my Dad's House.
(Just finished a move to Atlanta :P)
nice
atlanta is nice, but a bit too big for me
says I as I lived in minneapolis for 2 years
i was born and raised in atlanta before moving out to cali like 4 years ago and i kinda miss it
where in cali?
adelatno, its in the high desert
cali hits differently
god id take Atl humid heat over calis dry heat any day
i hate cali. got tuberculosis X covid there
yeah it was like 4 years ago
it was a really bad dry cough
not good unless you like coughing up a gallon of blood every day
that and the fact that you need to be on antibiotics for literally 9 months or more to treat TB
it wasn't tuberculosis
it was just a really bad cough. i didn't know how else to describe it. doc said it's prolly because the air quality is so stinky doo doo that going from rural texas to the heart of cali just caused my lungs to explode.
understandable
i'm writing the script for this styx vs. proxy thing and it is hard to characterize two bots
Do yall ever think that the time gods and wizards are tired of how often we complain?
Spring and summer "it's 7pm why is the sun still out?"
Winter and fall "it's 7pm why is the sun already setting?"
Like watching a snake eat it's own tail
"it's 7pm and the suns already seeting"
try 4:30
no joke
month ago it set at 4:30
well if they don't want us to complain, then they can just not make the earth rotation axis tilted
but they just had to, didn't they
The last message was from yesterday? This is the deadest chat I've ever seen!
all depends on your time zone 
we are blissfully not non-stop active, as many seem to expect a server this size to be. thank god
a lot of people just come here to lurk gameplay discussion and not actively engage chat
yeah big servers usually don't have that as much activity as there are lurkers.

there are stronger lurkers I would say
like people that lurk and don't say anything at all
False, u dont lurk
well I did
U talked so its not lurking anymore
Many people were in readonly mode maybe for months before engaging in the actual conversations
Am one of them
So it's safe to assume there are more
Yes, I'm talking about you, random dude
You're awesome, just be aware of that
mods dont count
mods aren't awesome????
mods job is to lurk
I'm so quirky uwu ice cream for breakfast
What a great start...
i wanted something moist
But you don't start with moist and COLD
when you're living alone and don't have much time for cooking, anything goes for breakfast, doesn't matter the taste
some flakes with milk, or instant noodles
and then another plate of flakes for lunch
i love tumblr cause its only there you can find memes about the Ides of march, follwed by a strong and prolific analogy of life, followed by funny anime screen shots, followed by anothere meme of the ides if
I don't usually eat breakfast cause I either wake up too late, or wake up too early and just skip breakfast cause I need to go early
Pro tip, breakfast is whenever you first eat and you can eat whatever you want for it
I've had breakfast anywhere between 5 am and 4 pm (don't recommend 4 pm, was unpleasant)
what I usually just do is bring some sandwiches with me and eat it when I reach school
so I eat sandwiches somewhere around 6 am
Im also talking precovid times lol
my sandwiches are very easy
either shredded chicken with mayo, tuna shredded with mayo, spam with mayo, or hotdog with mayo
I just like mayo
I'm not a mayo person, unless it's tuna or egg salad
my main way of breakfasts tbh
yeah
what if they narrated the book to the rhythm of alternative rock in the background
hmmmm
Why yes I would love to hear 2D talking about how we're destroying life with climate change, how did you know?
well it's dennis hopper with a touch of 2D in the chorus
but yeah i'm a genius
we do this for every audio book
next big idea for Gorillaz after being independent
this all stemmed from that thing last night from writing the script of styxbot vs. proxy
so fire coming out of a monkeys head but sgg related
vaguely sgg related
huh
guess I missed something
a story about proxy versus styxbot but narrated over alternative rock
make sense now
now i'm thinking alternative funk would be a better choice
I look stupid rn but.... can you tell me the difference
between what?
AltFunk vs AltRock
i think it just means funk or rock but with aspects of other genres
alright got the instrumental done. script is done but needs revision. i now just have to do it.
but i sound like a girl
maybe this isn't such a good idea
I can potentially do voices for things
you did do rucks pretty well
You guys eat breakfast?
i eat breakfast for the absolute culinary masterpieces that are scrambled eggs and honey nut cherios
I hate cereals
Well you see, they are course, and rough, and they get everywhere
Also cold milk should be drank, not eaten.
like they said, when you eat first time during the day, it's breakfast
even if it's 3 pm
even if you do intermittent fasting and only eat one large meal in a day?
Break your fast, literally
But that being said,
Intelligence is knowing that breakfast is whenever you break your fast.
Wisdom is knowing that breakfast almost always refers to the morning meal.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.
Don't make me find the full post lmao
Lmao
Intelligence is knowing that I misquoted the phrase and "Intelligence" should be replaced with "Knowledge" instead.
Wisdom is knowing that nobody cares.
"o great Mudkip of the Lake, what is your wisdom"
14 so +2
god like wisdom.
so weird to see people that joined 3 months ago, didn't say anything, then they pop-up for a oneliner and then you never see them again
That's what lurking means
to lurk do you need still be reading chat or just be there
because if you're just there that's inactivity
Generally considered to mean someone who reads but doesn't participate
the mods lurk a lot :)
isn't that your job?
I just have to say.... you drink milk alone?
my job is just being a bird 
You don't?
Could be a T-Rex
or an archaeops
the only milk I drink alone is chocolate milk
but if its just milk I put it in cereals so that it gets some flavor

don't look up the scientific name of a pig
a scientific name of pig is ||sus||, such a neat name tbh
What kind of Susy Heckery is this?
the scientific name for pig is ||porkchop||


