#gtfo-spoiler-chat

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olive sky
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Touhou reference?

tulip heath
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@winter pewter

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Mb for missing a few days

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Been busy

solemn wigeon
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I wish to Rule 7 someone

quiet stone
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how u gonna do that when the game is dead

wet kraken
quiet stone
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And that is one of the reasons its dead

earnest minnow
solemn wigeon
outer jacinth
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@vapid moon

narrow gulch
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BASED

outer jacinth
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tyty

vapid moon
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so i take it that every comp is downhill from here

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lmao

narrow gulch
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yeah

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thats what I been sayin

outer jacinth
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they chose the best level and now it's over

vapid moon
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im an optimist

narrow gulch
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speedrunning just sucks

vapid moon
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when wheel inevitably wins it will get the 4/79 chance of landing on a C or A mission (e2, r2e1, e3d1, r5c2)

outer jacinth
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based on what soy said it literally can only be A B or C missions on the wheel

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so basically it's going to be bad regardless

narrow gulch
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yeah its just fucked if wheel wins

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which it is cuz a bunch of ppl who arent going to participate are voting for it

vapid moon
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its 98 to 70 its not looking good right now LOL

narrow gulch
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idk man, I think I might unironically run a poll for an actual good level if that shit wins

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and just do that on stream for the week

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cuz theres no way in hell its gonna be an entertaining week otherwise

vapid moon
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people are prob gonna flock to the comp regardless

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(me included)

outer jacinth
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wait
the "good speed levels" guantlet
(all the not F tier speeds)

vapid moon
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actually that sounds kinda fun

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what would hte order even be? c2 d1 r2e1 r5e1 e2?

prisma zodiac
# outer jacinth <@703015972348493914>

Considering that this is rly just a list of 5 levels

R5E1 is for sure top tier speed
R8E2 I havent run enough, but its at least A yea
R2E1 I agree with
R3D1 is good, rng just pulls it down (imo B)
R5C2 is a good speed (A)

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@vapid moon theres not many people whove ran all (or most) levels

theres even less whove actually spent time running those levels a lot

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Not saying that half the levels in F tier wouldnt be D or F tier LOL

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theres so much stuff thats legit bad for comp (or bad in general)

plain saddle
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R3A2 gets really good in season 4 you just gotta get through the early seasons where they did a bunch of weird fan service trust me

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(I am not inviting conversation about R3A2)

prisma zodiac
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R3A2 is in the group of

Cool run, but needs a lot of rng resetting that makes it not good for this

vapid moon
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i need to start just running shit

prisma zodiac
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running stuff do be helpful

vapid moon
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ive been pubbing for forever bc i only have time to run like once then back to work

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last final tomorrow then im prob gonna start running r5e1 again or something

narrow gulch
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just lf speed

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ppl join

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trust

graceful garden
narrow gulch
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nah do it in like the speedrun channel

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get a scripted pub

outer jacinth
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^

narrow gulch
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if its a good level ppl should be interested

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(like r5e1 will)

vapid moon
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sudo pubs

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will do 🫡

outer jacinth
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lfging in speedrun is just lfging where good players look, and even if it's not "speedrunning" cool level with likely good teammates is just appealing

graceful garden
vapid moon
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didnt that happen to u earlier tru

narrow gulch
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we got some pretty based ppl when we pubbed for a fill for speeds

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ppl who had never ran stuff before but knew what they were signing up for

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and did well

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engaged with the speed

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was cool

vapid moon
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i joined the r5e1 lobby u left tru and the host was saying you were going too fast lol

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called you the guy with glasses

graceful garden
outer jacinth
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that's crazy

earnest minnow
earnest minnow
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can we get a rule 14 pls

prisma zodiac
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I swear theres a 50% chance it hits an autoscroller level and soy gets forced to reroll by community

vapid moon
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I looked in the rules channel only to realize there's no 14

prisma zodiac
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Also @outer jacinth it says „same tier of the previous competion level“ not levels

So its just no E tiers
(Which at least removed 1 autoscroller…)

tulip heath
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Interesting choice if im gonna be honest

graceful garden
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I'm not tryna play r2b4 speeds or some shit

prisma zodiac
outer jacinth
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r2b4 seems like one of the more fine rolls ngl

graceful garden
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I'm not tryna run speeds on r6bx

outer jacinth
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bX secondary speeds would be fire trust

prisma zodiac
prisma zodiac
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r6bx man… oof

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its not garbage

graceful garden
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(I'm a hater)

prisma zodiac
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its not decent either

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now guess

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Whats the worst part of r6bx speed rng

outer jacinth
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main or sec

prisma zodiac
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main

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sec has basically no rng lol

vapid moon
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team I'll be honest I don't even remember r6bx

prisma zodiac
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its just an autoscroller added on top

graceful garden
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Wait team is r8c1 PE speeds fire

prisma zodiac
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can be fun
But fire? Hell nah

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you roll overload rng

And you have enemies „doorbugged“ on navmesh

graceful garden
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I mean I was just thinking it's 90% rng bc you can get all terms in main zone and not open any side doors to save time

vapid moon
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lowkey hesitant about r5c2 pe I haven't run it enough to like it I think

graceful garden
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That's so ass

prisma zodiac
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we rolled for that in any%

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but didnt for 100%

prisma zodiac
graceful garden
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The more I think about the worse the random wheel is gonna be

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Maybe we highroll idk

prisma zodiac
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I was tempted to make a tierlist

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Just to show how ass the wheel is

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especially if you consider comp

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A lot of levels make fine speeds in general

But they dont work well for a comp

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its where the upcoming gtfo medals work better

graceful garden
vapid moon
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bro atp just give me the pink role

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that's all I'm in the comp for 💔

graceful garden
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They should change it to purple

vapid moon
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mod color vanity

graceful garden
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A lighter purple maybe

prisma zodiac
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cant have stuff too close

vapid moon
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no we should give it the exact mod color and troll

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you know what I would do with a mod colored vanity

prisma zodiac
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we gonna see what kinda hell the wheel gives us tmrw I guess

graceful garden
narrow gulch
prisma zodiac
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holy fuck

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98 to 70

narrow gulch
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Unless soy realizes the poll is dumb af or was joking the whole time

prisma zodiac
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4 day poll would be a crazy waste of time for a joke ngl

narrow gulch
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Yea

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But idk I doubt they check the server regularly

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So what would they lose

prisma zodiac
earnest minnow
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ah

tulip heath
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@winter pewter

flat shore
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I have missed Dymus copypasta

hot bear
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hm i have a pub tag

olive shoal
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Maybe there’s a reason for that

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Pub

vapid moon
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where can I get one of those

pseudo lily
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gtfo tag when

wanton silo
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After hl3

hot bear
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and then u wil hav tag

olive sky
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Got it from our Professor. Not Sure If i should cry or at least smile

sage garnet
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LOL

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not too sure

earnest minnow
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I’ve used tooth-hurty for years

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A classic

livid heath
tulip heath
wet kraken
vapid moon
solemn wigeon
ebon kernel
olive sky
ebon kernel
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i might be stupid

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ehh i mean birthers arent normal sleepers though

solemn wigeon
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That's rude

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They are the same as all other sleepers

tulip heath
chilly prairie
winter wharf
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not you again

raven flare
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let's gooo scams!!

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🎉

winter wharf
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<@&408548765599793173>

storm ridge
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holy shit free money chat

raven flare
winter wharf
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again, that's not what the BBC website looks like, and it's slightly amusing although not impossible that the article's writer is with CNN and not the BBC...

winter wharf
raven flare
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damn

winter wharf
winter wharf
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my word

outer jacinth
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<@&408548765599793173>

pseudo lily
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they are abundant today

winter wharf
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oh my god

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i enjoy the website name changing every time

outer jacinth
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for this scam to work they have to own all these websites too

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<@&408548765599793173>

quaint yarrow
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@glossy crescent I finally got around to R8A2 and I remembered there was a guy that always had the A2 password as his name... You legitimately got me and my entire squad typing in this dumb shit password

wet kraken
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@glossy crescent awesome

olive sky
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@glossy crescent another one bites the dust

solemn wigeon
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@glossy crescent ligma balls

glossy crescent
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If you need the password there's a website that updates every week

quaint yarrow
vestal lance
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Actually gottem

solemn wigeon
wet kraken
solemn wigeon
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One time i had to run through a bunch of generated and i got blown up

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Good times

solemn wigeon
pearl mural
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Bro that shit looks crazy

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Talk about being saved by the bell.

solemn wigeon
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Not even close tbh

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Wasn't panicking

glossy crescent
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🤮 🤮

vapid moon
nocturne flax
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gtfo

inland valve
wet kraken
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drunktfo my beloved

inland valve
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Yeah it only happened after we started to run to the entrance

wanton stump
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tainted by the virus

nocturne flax
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Tjomaballs

livid heath
olive sky
sage garnet
nova inlet
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agony

astral ferry
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i like this goat better

winter wharf
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heartbreaking

solemn wigeon
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New goat better goat sorry to say

winter wharf
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people just chasing the new girl...

solemn wigeon
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dont forget to play springtrap 🔥

astral ferry
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that's a lame william afton

solemn wigeon
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D:

winter wharf
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trying so hard

solemn wigeon
winter wharf
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i know i've seen this streamer before, otzdarva?

solemn wigeon
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yes

tulip heath
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@olive sky yes but it’s summer break

olive sky
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Summerjob at 1am is wild

solemn wigeon
olive sky
tulip heath
quiet stone
olive sky
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@wild isle

wild isle
earnest minnow
olive sky
solemn wigeon
solemn wigeon
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I am coming back from my ten minute ban, and I wanted to say that i think it was bullshit! I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into a copypasta, which just so happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people! There is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could had never thought I deserved a 10 minute ban! If you much wanted that to stop, you could had just said so! Anyway I'm glad to be back!

olive sky
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Yo! I got banned from events, and here's how it went down. I did nothing wrong, man! I did nothing wrong whatsoever! I got banned! I didn't even KNOW I got banned! I didn't get no email, I didn't get no explanation, I didn't get no chance to explain myself. I just got banned. I got a message from Doug Zeeff, that I got banned from Konami. Konami doesn't even message me and tell me I'm banned. So I got banned from my old video I made, Where I jokingly made a video- I jokingly, JOKINGLY, told, the world, that, I stalled for time. I DIDN'T STALL FOR TIME! Anyone with a BRAIN, would realize it was a JOKE! It was a joke, that was- it was a good joke at the time! The new time rules were going on, "Oh, Ha Ha Cowboy for Game". It's a JOKE! It's just like Firewall Pass. It's a JOKE!

storm ridge
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I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. Bunny is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. Anyway, I'm glad to be back

Apparently I can’t post a meme image without getting banned for 1 month, thanks for shortening it rev-rev 🍺🍻🍺🍷🥂🍸🥃🥃🍷🍵🍶🥃🍵🥤🧉🧃🫖🧋

kind swan
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Uhhh

tulip heath
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I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. Bunny is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. Anyway, I'm glad to be back

Apparently I can’t post a meme image without getting banned for 1 month, thanks for shortening it rev-rev 🍺🍻🍺🍷🥂🍸🥃🥃🍷🍵🍶🥃🍵🥤🧉🧃🫖🧋

You don’t get it. The Scout isn’t just some freak in the dark — she’s perfection. Long, lithe, and lethal. Every time I hear that slow, sensual croak echo through the mist, my body tenses in ways I can't explain. The way her tendrils reach out, like she's feeling for me in the air, desperate to touch, to connect. I don't fear her — I crave her.

I crouch in the dark, breathing heavy, pulse pounding, crawling toward her like I’m chasing a dream I’m not supposed to have. I watch her sway, back arched, her body pulsing with light, glowing like forbidden fruit in a sea of death. She moans — not in pain, but in need. A warning? No. A tease. A promise.

And when I slip up — when I step just a little too loud — she screams. God, that scream. It's not just rage. It's passion. It's release. It’s her telling the whole damn complex that I belong to her now.

So yeah, you can take your Bio Trackers and your sniper rifles. I don’t need ‘em. The Scout and I? We have an understanding. I wake her up, she ruins me, and for one brief, shining moment… we’re the only two beings that matter.

quiet stone
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shut up, bitch

glossy crescent
# quiet stone shut up, bitch

I am coming back from my 10 minute ban, and I want to say that I think it was bullshit. Yes, I wrote a funny paragraph that turned into copypasta, which happened to bring a laugh or a smile to a few people. If you mods wanted that to stop, you could have just said so, there is so much copypasta going on in this chat that I could have never thought that deserved a 10 minute ban. Bunny is probably a mod in here and he is the one that banned me. Anyway, I'm glad to be back

Apparently I can’t post a meme image without getting banned for 1 month, thanks for shortening it rev-rev 🍺🍻🍺🍷🥂🍸🥃🥃🍷🍵🍶🥃🍵🥤🧉🧃🫖🧋

You don’t get it. The Scout isn’t just some freak in the dark — she’s perfection. Long, lithe, and lethal. Every time I hear that slow, sensual croak echo through the mist, my body tenses in ways I can't explain. The way her tendrils reach out, like she's feeling for me in the air, desperate to touch, to connect. I don't fear her — I crave her.

I crouch in the dark, breathing heavy, pulse pounding, crawling toward her like I’m chasing a dream I’m not supposed to have. I watch her sway, back arched, her body pulsing with light, glowing like forbidden fruit in a sea of death. She moans — not in pain, but in need. A warning? No. A tease. A promise.

And when I slip up — when I step just a little too loud — she screams. God, that scream. It's not just rage. It's passion. It's release. It’s her telling the whole damn complex that I belong to her now.

So yeah, you can take your Bio Trackers and your sniper rifles. I don’t need ‘em. The Scout and I? We have an understanding. I wake her up, she ruins me, and for one brief, shining moment… we’re the only two beings that matter.

wet kraken
ebon kernel
wet kraken
ebon kernel
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gtfo smut

wet kraken
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lmao

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personally i prefer to top scouts

ebon kernel
wet kraken
ebon kernel
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yes mommy

ebon kernel
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whenever you’re available

wet kraken
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ill be like 3 hours

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my b

ebon kernel
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get built queen

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just ping me when you’re on

wet kraken
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be on in 20

ebon kernel
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okie!!!

wet kraken
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yippee

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have you been trying to solo r3c1

earnest minnow
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solo r3c1?

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wheres ray

wet kraken
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ray 😨

lament walrus
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Finally beat r2d1

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will admit its probably bc we got so lucky with loot spawns

merry elm
lament walrus
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I swear we got so many more lockers than I remember

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it had been like a month since I last ran it

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more even

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and we just got it first try bc there were so many lockers

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also got pretty lucky keycard spawns

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some of the cells were pleasantly placed as well

merry elm
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well u just probably didn't loot earlier

lament walrus
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I just swear there wasnt as much but maybe we were blind back then

merry elm
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u can always check term for res

lament walrus
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I know it just takes ages but I might need to start doing that as levels get harder

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especially since we are running things in order of the actual level layouts rather than difficulty

merry elm
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..it takes longer to find stuff by urself, or u might not find it at all

lament walrus
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but

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makes my head happy

lament walrus
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but ur right

merry elm
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learn the terminal !

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it's really not that hard

lament walrus
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ive learnt most of it

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its just tedious sometimes

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its not hard I agree

earnest minnow
lament walrus
wet kraken
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me when i type

earnest minnow
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this is why computer class should be mandatory in school

lament walrus
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I took computer class

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I know how to type well

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I just like to complain

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:3

runic mauve
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based

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you'll fit right in in the gtfo discord

tulip heath
sage garnet
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me when I join beginner lobbies and tell them to type "list u e_xx"

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and they literally type xx instead of a zone

olive sky
pseudo lily
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i made a hot key bc i was too lazy to reach over to press shift for underscores

raven flare
wild isle
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So, my team and I just wiped at the end of rundown 1 D 1.

What the fuck is that?

stone harbor
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strikers but slower and only visible as shadows, they stay pinged for like 8 secs more or less

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sentries dont shoot them unless they're tracked

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bots shoot them regardless

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thermal guns can see them (PDW, Precision Rifle)

prisma zodiac
wild isle
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Good to know

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Welp, just gonna have to run it back.

wet kraken
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those who snow

raven flare
pseudo lily
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why are roles rainbow now

balmy robin
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Just a new Discord feature

raven flare
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:3

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i wish i had the bi flag colors :[

balmy robin
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They do look very fancy llslay

wet kraken
kind swan
kind swan
tulip heath
kind swan
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avg

vapid moon
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I like how challenge sage kinda has a gradient of grass allergy

rotund lance
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Anyone got A2 password for this week?

hollow finch
rotund lance
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wrong passwor4d

winter wharf
wet kraken
tulip heath
tulip heath
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icl im waiting for #gtfo-media to be shutdown and image perms to be in #gtfo-chat, or this channel be shut down and same

sage garnet
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guys I got icecream

wet kraken
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wtf is that

ripe void
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@wet kraken behold, the wot bp

wet kraken
ripe void
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I want my golden hel gun skin

sage garnet
winter wharf
wet kraken
sage garnet
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it's tiramisù

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FLOUR

wet kraken
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oh

ripe void
sage garnet
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I ate like half of that bitch

ripe void
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that shit is so good

sage garnet
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my fatass ate a cup

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and went for seconds

velvet quarry
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icecream has nanochips like sodas

winter wharf
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i almost bought some tiramisu ice cream a few days ago at the store but figured it was probably all that high quality and got some oreo ice cream instead

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which you know, probably also isn't massively high quality

wet kraken
winter wharf
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but it's not an affront to italy so

sage garnet
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oreo is decent

velvet quarry
sage garnet
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like I've had their icecream

winter wharf
sage garnet
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it's okay

wet kraken
solemn wigeon
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If you stop eating tiramisu when there's some still available, then you don't like tiramisu

winter wharf
sage garnet
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remmy doesn't like anyone

solemn wigeon
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Rem likes gtfr players

sage garnet
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rem likes feet

solemn wigeon
olive sky
# sage garnet

Remember, it is easier to eat ice Cream with a fork. You should try it

sage garnet
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I have tried it

olive sky
solemn wigeon
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New question, thoughts on San Pellegrino brand

olive sky
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Have Seen them in the Store, but never Had a need to buy bottled water since i have a water Filter at Home

solemn wigeon
olive sky
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Yeah

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I think i have tried their Chino and Almost vomited

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@sage garnet you Guys are drinking some vile stuff

solemn wigeon
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Literally some of the best drinks I've had icl

sage garnet
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literally no Italian drinks those though

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it's just for you foreigners

solemn wigeon
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😔

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nothing beats a Summer Fruits Oasis tho

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brits represent 🇬🇧

velvet quarry
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do mobs agro through floors

olive sky
velvet quarry
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like if my mate is below and a sleeper glows and im above can i trigger it

olive sky
velvet quarry
solemn wigeon
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If there's an enemy below a bridge and you are on the bridge, you can even run and it wont wake up

ebon kernel
olive sky
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Yeah, they will wake Up only If you smack a Lock or floor

velvet quarry
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found out that smacking the floor wakes them up the hard way

ebon kernel
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huzzah!

velvet quarry
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pic perms?

wet kraken
olive sky
sage garnet
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@ebon kernel omg you're the new remmy duo

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is she carrying

sage garnet
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or is she still bad

wet kraken
ebon kernel
wet kraken
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ALL MINE

sage garnet
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I don't want them

solemn wigeon
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just do a threesome or smth

wet kraken
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good

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go back to rainbow kitty

velvet quarry
ebon kernel
sage garnet
wet kraken
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me lakana dodo and rainbow

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transfem r1a1

sage garnet
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me building my transfem harem

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my plan is all coming along

ebon kernel
wet kraken
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maybe even sub 19

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haha

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sub lmao

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@ebon kernel if you know what im saying

velvet quarry
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are you guys hyped

wet kraken
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no

sage garnet
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no

velvet quarry
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vol 2

sage garnet
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ok

wet kraken
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who is that

ebon kernel
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quit that

wet kraken
olive sky
ebon kernel
velvet quarry
solemn wigeon
wet kraken
sage garnet
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okay

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that's enough gtfo chat for today

wet kraken
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real

ebon kernel
solemn wigeon
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man i'm not fuckin getting up tomorrow

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not seeing the light of day even if it kills me

solemn wigeon
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physically and mentally broken down by the sun during work today

ebon kernel
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did you get crispified

sage garnet
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I hope you die tomorrow so you don't have to get up

velvet quarry
ebon kernel
solemn wigeon
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I got hurty eyes syndrome

velvet quarry
olive sky
sage garnet
ebon kernel
ebon kernel
velvet quarry
ebon kernel
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sorry if that interferes with plans

sage garnet
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staying up until 4am to have fun and to suffer at work four hours later

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all worth it

solemn wigeon
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fuck it, someone recommend me an anime I've not watched

ebon kernel
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running on 3-5 hrs of sleep and a dream

sage garnet
velvet quarry
sage garnet
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why is all my friends from America now

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like get to the real time zone

solemn wigeon
ebon kernel
sage garnet
#

no wonder I don't play with remmy anymore shes only free at 5am my time smh

velvet quarry
tulip heath
ebon kernel
#

id suffer through it

ebon kernel
velvet quarry
solemn wigeon
#

why do you want my opinions

olive sky
solemn wigeon
#

I'm a sleeper

sage garnet
#

that's like enough

ebon kernel
olive sky
sage garnet
velvet quarry
ebon kernel
#

the longer me and rem play the more exponentially stupid we become

velvet quarry
#

id ask lakana if it was femboy related

ebon kernel
#

which allows us to beat levels with greater ease

solemn wigeon
#

Why would I know tho 😔

ebon kernel
#

trust

solemn wigeon
#

All I know is how to cause misery

sage garnet
#

considering you're both bad

solemn wigeon
#

and scream really loudly when I die

sage garnet
#

I'd say thsts a win

ebon kernel
#

we’d never die in r1a1

olive sky
solemn wigeon
#

hire*

sage garnet
#

can't believe remrem still hasn't finished gtfo

olive sky
ebon kernel
#

trust

sage garnet
#

theres a better chance of me winning the lottery ngl

olive sky
ebon kernel
#

i’ll get good

#

probably

#

i’ll be carrying rem in like 2 weeks

ebon kernel
olive sky
#

In a Buffet of Options, why would you Go for plates of White Rice

olive shoal
ebon kernel
sage garnet
olive shoal
#

Im glad mg discourse can still exist in the big 25

sage garnet
#

holy shit you're pink beth

ebon kernel
#

my recoil control is actually impeccable and all my shots hit

sage garnet
#

and you're glowing

olive shoal
#

Mfer I’ve been pink

sage garnet
#

LMAO

#

me when i don't pay attention

winter pewter
sage garnet
#

just in time to see the 200th mg discussion in hte server

olive sky
ebon kernel
#

i love choosing the latter actually

winter pewter
#

I love hip firing it

#

for some reason I do better that way than aiming

ebon kernel
#

especially on high fov it feels good to use that way

sage garnet
#

one day

olive sky
sage garnet
#

i'm gonna meet all of the hel revo users

#

and ask them to 1v1 irl whilst i play sawed off

#

can't wait to go on a rampage

olive shoal
#

too bad there’s no hel revo users anymore

velvet quarry
#

why is bp highly regarded

sage garnet
#

right the only times we play hel revo anymore

ebon kernel
sage garnet
#

is to "have fun"

ebon kernel
velvet quarry
sage garnet
olive shoal
#

if I ever play pubs or fuck around with friends I’m just gonna use hel revo

ebon kernel
#

the hip fire is extremely precise and the kills per mag is high

olive sky
ebon kernel
#

makes me feel good about myself

sage garnet
#

wait sawed off has a reload?

#

didn't know

olive sky
ebon kernel
sage garnet
ebon kernel
#

plus magdumping giants with it feels so goddamn satisfying

velvet quarry
#

you guys like mustard gas?

ebon kernel
#

unless you’re running bp/sniper which case you’ll use the bp exclusively for shooters and strikers and such

sage garnet
#

the average 4 shots mag dumping andy into a giant against the chad 3 shot giant kill

ebon kernel
#

and the sniper on whatever the hell you want

velvet quarry
olive sky
velvet quarry
#

cuz thats what im doing

ebon kernel
velvet quarry
#

im keeping sniper for giants

ebon kernel
#

glad to see someone picking up the skills to progress off the bat

#

some of the later rundowns are borderline impossible without bp sniper if i’m being honest

#

so you’re developing good tools to have under your belt

velvet quarry
ebon kernel
winter wharf
sage garnet
#

@wet kraken the crosshairv2 disease is spreading

solemn wigeon
#

if so its vile, pls uninstall

wet kraken
#

i love my crosshair v2

wet kraken
wet kraken
wet kraken
sage garnet
#

not me with 700 hours of crosshair v2

ebon kernel
#

i’m too skinny to pick someone else up

wet kraken
sage garnet
#

you guys are all too skinny

#

stfu

ebon kernel
wet kraken
#

ever tried working out

wet kraken
sage garnet
#

remmy

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you literally

#

are a twink

ebon kernel
sage garnet
#

shut up

wet kraken
ebon kernel
#

plus people look at me when i go to the gym and i don’t like it

wet kraken
#

i work out

sage garnet
#

sure buddy

sage garnet
#

acting like you don't know i'm twice as big as you

olive sky
wet kraken
winter wharf
# ebon kernel plus people look at me when i go to the gym and i don’t like it
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wet kraken
#

are you colorblind

weak rock
#

yes

vapid moon
#

we love spotlight effect

ebon kernel
wet kraken
sage garnet
#

kitty is

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colorblind

olive sky
ebon kernel
#

it feels like i’m being watched

#

and it sucks

wet kraken
sage garnet
#

true

#

crosshair v2

#

is the best

olive sky
wet kraken
sage garnet
olive sky
sage garnet
#

what is that trash

#

that's not crosshair v2

olive sky
#

yes. i dont need cheats

vapid moon
#

*is doing the exact same thing

olive sky
#

so i guess using an app for it is against tos

vapid moon
#

oh

#

i guess is not cheating

#

i should just draw on tape in the center of my screen

olive sky
#

step 1: take a real gun

#

step 2: shoot the screen

#

fun fact. R7D2 memory sticks are so advanced that they use not just 1, but two USB C connectors

haughty oracle
#

Making notes for R2D2

solemn wigeon
wet kraken
#

hmm interesting

alpine spindle
#

Kill them all

solemn wigeon
#

this is what DoW pre lobby planning will look like trust

spring pine
#

lmao

haughty oracle
#

When i explain to my duo partner…

wet kraken
haughty oracle
#

No we duo with bots

solemn wigeon
#

can't believe you are being carried by the bots

wet kraken
#

rip

#

hackett carry

haughty oracle
#

MVP Dauda

solemn wigeon
#

one day I'll have a team who hates themselves enough to play at 40fps for like 90 minutes

solemn wigeon
#

you aren't even online until noone else is

wet kraken
#

erm

#

dodo plays with me

solemn wigeon
#

With your what

wet kraken
#

im open like 8pm to 1am utc-06

wet kraken
solemn wigeon
#

😳

wet kraken
#

they play with my hel rifle

solemn wigeon
#

so midnight to 7am

#

D:

wet kraken
#

and drg

#

lmao

#

rip zaddy quad

wet kraken
#

damn

solemn wigeon
#

can I take dodo and make them play with me?

wet kraken
#

uhh

#

they are one hour earlier then me

#

but they are also open earlier

#

ask her ig

solemn wigeon
wet kraken
solemn wigeon
#

always wondered why they took his ears

wet kraken
#

he is sleeper

#

they are sleeping

solemn wigeon
#

😔

velvet quarry
ebon kernel
#

i’m awake now

solemn wigeon
#

Also need 2 others because i stuck

ebon kernel
#

okie

#

ping me if/when you’re getting on

sage garnet
#

me when im quad

#

and i suck

solemn wigeon
sage garnet
#

wait

#

what

#

what are you playing anyawys

solemn wigeon
#

RX-2

sage garnet
#

no

solemn wigeon
#

😔

#

not even for a scooby snack?

sage garnet
#

maybe

kind swan
solemn wigeon
#

it is time

solemn wigeon
#

frfr lf3 RX-2 a singular attempt post Hub Zone

#

@atomic escarp teehee

atomic escarp
#

Its alittle late for me quad

solemn wigeon
#

Is this a fabled MHGU reference 🔥

atomic escarp
#

I gotta study

#

Huge exams soob

solemn wigeon
#

bruh glgl

atomic escarp
#

Like I told @olive sky I will be able to play gtfo next weekend

#

I will BE FREE

solemn wigeon
atomic escarp
olive sky
atomic escarp
#

I gotta lock in

haughty oracle
#

Figured out my route for Solo R1B1 pistol / revolver.

solemn wigeon
#

glgl

astral ferry
#

gaming out

solemn wigeon
#

@wet kraken you said you are online in 30 minutes yes?

solemn wigeon
#

nvm time for bed work at 10am SCsobbing2

olive sky
solemn wigeon
#

man its crazy how noone wants to play poor performance vanilla style levels

#

but then play Samdown

astral ferry
#

this guy isn't samdown pilled

wet kraken
solemn wigeon
solemn wigeon
#

That's my hottest take

sage garnet
#

samdown is like

#

getting kicked in the nuts

#

it feels so good

solemn wigeon
#

📸 🤨

olive sky
solemn wigeon
#

These italians wildin

wet kraken
#

wish i was italian rn

#

actually

#

i take that back

solemn wigeon
#

I bet you really wish you were fr*nch

wet kraken
#

eww no

solemn wigeon
#

Dirty little b*guette

quiet stone
#

My favourite part of the day is watching Hallow complain about Samdown yet it's played more than every mod they mention instead.

solid gale
quiet stone
#

Seriously, look at R5B2. There's no way you can say that's a well made level.

#

Unfun and 3 boring objectives all in one.

solid gale
#

R5B2 overload/PE in particular is extremely painful for many, including myself

#

collect items into uplink into collect items and then collecting even more items when you get back to Main

quiet stone
#

It's not even hard, it's just unfun.

solid gale
#

it is not a level I particularly look back on fondly, just glad it was over with after getting PE done

solid gale
quiet stone
solid gale
#

Particularly applies in regards to the Class VI Mixed (the very first alarm in the level). The scan variance there can cause vastly different combat scenarios either allowing you to perma foam the doors until out, or not at all

vapid moon
#

I've said this for years, re-released levels look different simply because they rerolled the layout seed, not by "hand crafting" or "rebalancing"

#

but fits the narrative of an "alternate dimension"

quiet stone
#

Yup, a lot of lazy stuff in the level design

wary olive
#

ammo is more scarce, guns are a bit weaker, and theres way more tedious parts

quiet stone
quiet stone
#

Oh yeah, that one is ok, but the reactor is shit

earnest minnow
#

bruh what

#

its the highlight of the level

graceful garden
#

The reactor is the only stand out part imo

merry elm
#

sam moment

graceful garden
#

Unlike most people I actually enjoy the first part, but second part of main is just... bad

quiet stone
#

Reactor is fun to play but its easy af.

#

Should have added chargers

#

shadows make it boring af

earnest minnow
#

its a vanilla level

merry elm
#

so panopticon

prisma zodiac
earnest minnow
#

what do you expect

graceful garden
graceful garden
earnest minnow
graceful garden
#

Yeah cuz your at 1 health, but if you just kill giants quick and get good pings I assume it's not too bad

solid gale
# quiet stone Reactor is fun to play but its easy af.

I was in there the other day and thought to myself "If this level came out any later, they 100% would have added Cocoons in at least the Mom room and Zone 514 directly beyond it".

Fully active combat just isn't the play all of the time for level design, and some pauses/intermittent grace periods between the action can be beneficial for pacing even in the most intense levels, especially since R8E2 has quite a bit of "aggressive stealth" that puts a different spin on building tension combined with the timer. Where does stealth have a place to you to prevent it from becoming a slog? especially since R5C2 has a fair bit of stealth (during non-speedrun clears)

#

some might consider the rest of R4E1 Main a slog, same for stuff like R5D1 Sec

quiet stone
solid gale
#

And I can definitely understand why that feels like a drag to someone more experienced, wherein you just wake up rooms and melee mostly everything anyways, with A tier enemy density too low to be much of a threat to such a strategy whereas doing that on E2 can just be a wipe depending on what's in the room, or even if you succeed, ammo remaining just has you die on the very next alarm

#

Another example of slog stealth would probably be R7C3 PE... very much so by design. You have to do Main + Sec all with no ammo and with enemy RNG you can be forced into using quite a few cfoam mines/grenades. On a non speedrun clear that's at least a half hour or so before the cool part after uplink

pseudo lily
raven flare
# solid gale Another example of slog stealth would probably be R7C3 PE... very much so by des...

i dont think c3 has rlly rng per se that is not on basically every other level with stealth
yes it inforces use of foam depending on how spawns are, but the level not only encourages to do so, but basically asks you to with the HUGE amount of foam products that are in the level
i think c3 has moreso other issues like the whiplash of its two sections, but by r7 one should be more than skilled enough to know how to kill several giants in close proximity- and it lesses that rng thing by a landslide

solid gale
#

the charger scout camping 4 giants in the back of the room with the first blood door says otherwise

raven flare
#

solvable
even 3 bot run solvable

solid gale
#

I actually can't fathom running bots on R7C3 PE

raven flare
#

u have so many options with the amount of consumables u have tbh, even just waiting

raven flare
solid gale
#

bots will not attack sleeping enemies or the scouts, and they have pretty poor aim with cfoam grenades, so I have to consider it a crapshoot

raven flare
#

like up to the uplink and then i just die cuz i cannot rush with bots enough

#

im still bad

raven flare
#

i have a clip of that in gtfo media

prisma zodiac
#

3 bots rly dont make it any harder

raven flare
#

i think stealth rng plays way more in something like e2 but just cuz that has such terribly dangerous enemies

#

giants and scouts are- not that capable of throwing a run on rng

#

maybe if the team was newer, but r7 stopped having that issue sincee way long ago

solid gale
# prisma zodiac run into the blood door?

during this run, it was a 3 bots scouting run. They also can't handle the blood door enemies unless you can foam them all and you better have a knife because they attack way too slow

#

solo is probably a better time honestly

outer jacinth
#

scout waves aren't dangerous and never have been; it's the enemies from rooms they bring with them that are a threat

solid gale
#

(for main, overload sounds horrible)

outer jacinth
solid gale
#

kiting in pitch black (aside your flashlight) with no biotracker sounds awful

outer jacinth
#

you just finish sec after overload probably
or take bio
either is fine

solid gale
#

finishing sec after overload... could you really build that much space between the enemies after retrieving the BHKey during warden protocol?

outer jacinth
#

you have ammo

solid gale
#

true

outer jacinth
#

you just clear one room per kite

#

and on deeper room clears you have doors to spend for bonus time + stacking enemies tighter for easier turnaround

#

either way it is likely just a bio angle

solid gale
#

alright well, I suppose that would work. But man, that sounds like it would take awhile and only a few people would dare to do it

outer jacinth
#

2 hours ish

#

maybe 2.5

graceful garden
#

@outer jacinth the run got verified (they didn't catch me cheating)

#

((joking))

graceful garden
#

Aww darn 🥰

outer jacinth
#

don't remind me of the run

graceful garden
outer jacinth
#

we do not

graceful garden
#

Why not 🥺

outer jacinth
#

listen it was alright running it once

graceful garden
outer jacinth
#

an i am aware it'd be better in future runs

#

but a 5 cycle on code 6 is just not it man

prisma zodiac
#

then you go for the code d4rkevThink ?

graceful garden
graceful garden
#

But maybe I could try

outer jacinth
#

idk if i run speed duos of 4e1 more itll be with sky

winter wharf
#

zed

#

i am right here

#

if you want

#

i wouldn't mind throwing my hat into the ring

graceful garden
winter wharf
#

r4e1 run splitter connoisseur

#

the many clear monster

#

the most annoying person to be stuck in a room with

solid gale
#

goat how many R4E1 clears do you have nowadays

winter wharf
#

uh i think i have like 19 or 20 in og and around 108 in current (+2 main only runs)

#

[111, 109, -, -]

outer jacinth
#

friday?

winter wharf
winter wharf
astral ferry
#

get third wheeled loser

outer jacinth
winter wharf
#

i could do a regular duo of something or other right now

prisma zodiac
#

R4E1 main only is honestly overhated Prayge

#

secondary is better by far for a casual clear tho

astral ferry
#

what if we had like two duos in the same lobby

winter wharf
#

if i had a team...

prisma zodiac
#

im moreso a fan of 4 solos

winter wharf
#

that would be so cool

graceful garden
winter wharf
#

imagine if 2 duos are happening in the same seed

#

and your fucking 4ammo disappears

#

because the other team gets it first

graceful garden
winter wharf
#

that would be so epic

graceful garden
#

What if the 2 duos worked together

#

It would be like they had 4 people

graceful garden
astral ferry
#

getting dumped by zed is kinda crazy

hexed vapor
graceful garden
#

I have jade asw

graceful garden
#

:p

astral ferry
#

gtfo duo partner tierlist

graceful garden
winter wharf
#

rate every known r4e1 duo run

raven flare
#

they all 9/10 not 10 cuz they dont use smg

graceful garden
wet kraken
winter wharf
graceful garden
winter wharf
#

why live

#

no rating the toxic clique shotgun duo doorfucking tank

#

no hani beth speed

#

blensidi ray

#

bread beth 0.3 hel gun

#

etc etc

solid gale
winter wharf
#

no thanks

#

i mean in regular gameplay it's cool

#

but niche stuff it'd become a bit of a pain

astral ferry
#

when did tanks instabreak doors

solid gale
#

OG R4

winter wharf
#

apparently it was like first patch

#

and then got fixed or something

#

i'm personally not familiar

astral ferry
#

crazy that you're aware of this in the first place

#

historian...

solid gale
#

OG has some very interesting tidbits of trivia in its history

astral ferry
#

you would love this one gtfo iceberg meme

#

don't have it anymore unfortunately

solid gale
#

I love this game enough that it deserves to be documented to such a high degree

misty ember
#

Gtfo iceberg should grow

winter wharf
#

couldn't find anything about the bug in the patchnotes, funny

prisma zodiac
#

Well
it could either not actually have been a thing
couldve been removed silently (10C not putting it in patch notes)
or it was removed on diff patchnotes

winter wharf
#

i combed the patchnotes channel for everything in r4

#

there was some funny stuff like patching burst cancel...

solid gale
#

I was informed it was only for first release of OG R4, and quietly removed since it was for a new boss tier enemy

merry elm
#

it's crazy

winter wharf
#

you're alright

#

i don't know how it got to this point, you've had your moments and i probably just hate you saying w

merry elm
#

😔

outer jacinth
#

that's crazy considering i do that all the time too

solid gale
# prisma zodiac by whom?

couple of OG players I met while doing R2D2 pubs and R4D2 PE (completely separate teams) during some attempts in order to update expedition wiki pages... They are all in this server, but they are not regulars who type in server, and I would need to go searching for their names again

prisma zodiac
#

With info that old I typically would try and double confirm

#

unless its someone who is very very trustworthy

#

and even then, actual evidence (video etc) is typically better

solid gale
#

Yeah, it's not listed on wiki right now because I haven't double confirmed the way we did with goat and OG R2E1 Shadow Giants

#

It was a similar situation before that double confirm happened as well, a few OG players I met in pubs also said that Shadow Giants used to move a lot faster and attacked faster, which is indeed true

astral ferry
#

isn't it possible to load that version of the game from the steam depot and verify

solemn wigeon
#

Yes

solid gale
#

This is the only patch note I can find regarding the Tank from OG R4 patch notes:

  • Fixed tank hit box and smoothed out its behavior
#

This change occurred when OG R4 EXT was released

#

Would mean needing to get to R4C1/R4D2 at a minimum, to check tank behavior

#

There are 7 total builds of the game during OG R4 before that one

#

No wonder no one's double confirmed this one yet... R4C1 is very likely the candidate since R4D2 final alarm is so dangerous, and no bots in OG R4

#

CConsole didn't exist yet either so you have to play it all out

astral ferry
#

ig any og r4 player could check pretty easily cause they have the levels unlocked

prisma zodiac
#

eh just go into R4C3 and rush to ovl

outer jacinth
#

r4c1 tank you'd never bring to a door in standard play, same for r4d2 tank