#memes-and-clips

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lethal cairn
empty aurora
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Man wolfs and fulings are so easy 😄

lethal cairn
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All at once…

cold zinc
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Why ı cant send photo ?

primal tulip
raw delta
patent spear
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How does one simply just add a funny video file in here?
Seems like a complicated work around or I'm missing perms or somin'? 😅

shut nimbus
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Can't seem to post video/image files here, so I hope a Twitter link is fine! 😄

My old/current Valheim base! A little look around before I pack it up and move elsewhere 💜
(don't mind the absolutely TERRIBLE chest storage inside the main building lol)
https://fxtwitter.com/Taaaaamas/status/1753087775002317209

Jumped back onto Valheim after a long long while... haven't seen this base in ages, so took a little video looking around it! 😄
I take pride in my ABSOLUTELY CHAOTIC chest storage 😂

Thinking of giving it a full makeover.. not sure whether to destroy/rebuild, or maybe even move

▶ Play video
fleet inlet
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Brand new meme channel
I thought the old one survived
We can't send images still

burnt hornet
mild dove
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rip my ears...

hot zealot
fluid dove
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abomination spotted

bright tundra
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made this for a video, may be of use here 😄

cold zinc
cold zinc
fringe prism
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things to gather:
80 fine wood
40 greydwarf eyes (i already have them)
8 surtling cores (i already have them)

my map:

fleet inlet
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Wow forgot that I made this. Also made one with fulings but with different moves. Anyone got that one?

grim trail
steel sky
covert tide
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Well time to repost this creation of mine

digital aurora
merry crypt
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Thats adorable

fleet field
cold zinc
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Just because they make the game doesn’t mean they’re good at it 😂

jovial kestrel
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Lore accurate dwarf sizes

cold zinc
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he's short for a dwarf

cold zinc
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Tokyo drift would go well with this boat

fallen flume
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Is this a mod or commands?

fringe prism
fallen flume
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Wait it can scale build pieces?! Last time I used it it could only scale objects like trees!

umbral trout
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I caught the guy who took out the discord a couple weeks ago.

abstract bloom
opaque sierra
abstract bloom
abstract bloom
abstract bloom
somber inlet
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when you stop the game in a no return situation

cold zinc
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If the pause menu and hud could be removed that’d be a sick picture

merry crypt
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It can lol

cold zinc
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After the fact?

merry crypt
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You can remove it while paused

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Great for screenshots

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Especially if also using free fly camera

cold zinc
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Can’t remove it now though which was what I was getting at

merry crypt
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Ah yea

cosmic grove
inland spire
abstract bloom
fleet inlet
abstract bloom
ripe canopy
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who will win, charred friends or dumass near swamp and plains in leather armour?

past token
deft narwhal
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He was a little toasty

pliant trellis
frail loom
vagrant patio
fleet inlet
merry crypt
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be sure to keep memes valheim related

cold zinc
glossy kelp
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im 280 hours in the game and just now find out that you can harvest things fast by holding EEEEEEEE not pressing each plant EVERY TIME.. Mad_troll

merry crypt
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Remember to keep memes valheim related

stoic bolt
fleet inlet
fleet inlet
undone blade
hybrid viper
undone blade
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A was a fake letter. just there to misslead you

hybrid viper
inland spire
fringe zodiac
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Why did Odin need us again?

deft narwhal
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For the kicks and giggles

cloud temple
fleet inlet
fleet inlet
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When you're always the last one standing

barren oracle
inland spire
muted kindle
inland spire
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someone said "lox neck monster"

delicate oracle
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Farming Greydwarves and leveling up Skeletons at the same time. Distance from the spawn is important, either the Skeletons smash it or the Greydwarves do if too close.

nocturne shuttle
cold zinc
delicate oracle
delicate oracle
graceful schooner
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Doing Infested Mines in troll armor is quite painful (for me), but I sure do love getting Krom before I kill Bonemass.

ashen pelican
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Wait what how

digital aurora
# ashen pelican Wait what how

You can explore the mistlands without a wisplight, get 5 black cores, get a seeker soldier to chop down a tree for you, and get some black marble from the infested mines entrance and you're good to go

graceful schooner
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^^ this is accurate, except|| I use a cart to bash down Dvergr wards, and then i break their doors off for 2 yggdrasil wood each, and then just deconstruct their towers with a stonecutter and take everything, leaving them to farm seeker meat/carapace, gjall, and ticks for me.||

warped ruin
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Shrek in valheim

graceful schooner
# ashen pelican Wait what how

But if you were asking about the infested mines, taking the time to farm up a draugr elite trophy and making an Iron Sledge helps a great deal with keeping the bugs off of you.

graceful schooner
# royal sentinel That’s insane

After they lost their mines, they've been having trouble finding work. I'm ensuring they have good jobs, and removing those pesky towers allows them great line-of-sight for incoming threats.

digital aurora
short crest
delicate oracle
delicate oracle
royal sentinel
unreal prism
lethal cairn
unreal prism
lethal cairn
wide sphinx
merry crypt
wide sphinx
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I mean both work~

inland spire
sour pendant
merry crypt
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Darwin awards

inland spire
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it's called fun ^-^

opaque sierra
tepid inlet
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Silly fun

opaque sierra
mossy terrace
delicate oracle
faint pewter
inland spire
hybrid viper
inland spire
faint pewter
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It helps though if you jump to have more than 100 hp ThinkingTroll

inland spire
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it was for the memes

inland spire
winged hearth
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indiana jones and the lost iron
That was irony

delicate oracle
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The first swamp crypt I found was tiny but had 1 spawner in it. Was devastated when I smashed it in case that was the only one in the game 🤣 I previously thought you could only get iron scrap from Oozer so I spent a lot of time camped on the edge of a small swamp waiting for them 🤣

merry crypt
winged hearth
delicate oracle
deft narwhal
delicate oracle
latent storm
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Run through swamp with the || wishbone || sometime. 😀

deft narwhal
abstract bloom
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I mean ppl hate the swamps most cause it recemblance* real life so much.. never know what ditch you gonna step or trip into.

haughty reef
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Pov: Me when i am dead(3deathsquidos and no stamina + stagger) while my friend is in the other side of the world on Very Hard mode fighting off 2 fuling camps and trying to make the portal again to summon me for the fight while also screaming his lungs out of fear (we have no backup boat) (+i have active bonemass and he does not)

jovial kestrel
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Someone should make a edit of that
One pov of a guy frantically screaming in the plains, surrounded by barb fulings and deathsquitos.
While the other pov is the armorless friend vibing at base

frank nest
vapid echo
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They did a very good job on making the swamp a disgusting place as it should be

crystal palm
haughty reef
deft narwhal
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Me trying to cross a plains to get to a mountain right now
Not being rested
And My friend is trying to kill a abomination
And it’s night and raining

deft narwhal
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And this is said mountain

digital aurora
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Ragnar_laugh was fightin 9 queens and this happened

true hamlet
pliant trellis
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Valheim is way easier than putting these things together Ragnar_laugh

shut mauve
long dock
warped ruin
winged hearth
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Good old dodge cart

cobalt orbit
warped ruin
topaz chasm
true hamlet
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The Bees Are Happy 😊
🐝 🐝 🐝

lucid birch
deft narwhal
true hamlet
deft narwhal
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I’ll look into it thanks

merry crypt
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i have the same one, it is nice

uncut hearth
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@brisk inlet EVIIL

lucid birch
deft narwhal
deft narwhal
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1.25 to be exact

mental sluice
timid sphinx
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World gen choosing a spot for the boss spawn

delicate oracle
warped ruin
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Valheim: The Wild Troll

-Why do you need two swords?
-One for Vikings, one for Viking homes

gritty topaz
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after getting ganked at the mountain

topaz chasm
lucid birch
topaz chasm
jovial kestrel
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(Its referencing the boss(es) you can kill in elden ring via safespotting with a crossbow)

proven frost
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They also used the crude bow when they could of had the finewood bow

onyx sequoia
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This is My interpretation of the Ashlands but created in Roblox

This is day Vs Night so far

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I used a Pointlight that was very bright and I placed it into the trees and grounds to get it to radiate the light through the actual material itself giving it that kinda mystical hot coal feel

pliant trellis
fallen flume
round nexus
winged hearth
lucid birch
deft narwhal
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Bro was not phased by that arrow

silk viper
ornate ermine
stark ivy
fleet inlet
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Still under construction when it got sunk, so they never finished it

ornate lichen
odd beacon
mossy acorn
fringe prism
eager tendon
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me n the boys encountering fulings for the first time

stark ivy
stark flume
little obsidian
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pixels, pixels
my kingdom for a pixel

sinful river
# stark flume

For bonus points, take out the greyling by having the tree smash it.

hybrid viper
reef flare
nova aurora
still lantern
stark flume
true hamlet
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Go to the mistlands they said!.......Find magic they said!.... WE ALL DIED 🪦 IronGate 🪦 .... except for my ten year old son who was now Captain of the ship... he got away barely.... They jump right into your boat btw... the seekers can swim too 🤣 longship

steel sky
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RIP

winged hearth
past token
dense kayak
modest saddle
peak gazelle
flat quail
shy sigil
odd beacon
sinful river
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Meowkings.

lethal cairn
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This pic never gets old

abstract valley
delicate wharf
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@bronze laurel ^^^

delicate wharf
silent atlas
bronze laurel
hazy matrix
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Stone Golem Trophy, is that you

lunar sorrel
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That's how I am whenever I play with others

dense seal
opal barn
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I too have tried to tame wolves in a hurry

stark flume
silver harbor
vale river
vale river
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welp, my account was terminated for some reason

honest flare
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They'd have given a reason I'm sure.

vale river
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@honest flare "terminated for suspicious activity". When I try login it say's Enter your verification phone number, enter my number and "this number cannot be used for verification."

I use a privacy focused web browser, VPN and linux, maybe thats why. I don't have another phone number

wide sphinx
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You should be able to send an appeal through Google

vale river
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every support article to appeal requires logging in and getting past this unpassable verification screen, man I hate google

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oh its back and the video is watchable again, super weird

warped ruin
hybrid temple
autumn arrow
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A clip I saved from Valheim shenanigans 😭

fast ether
rocky cloud
hollow cape
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It looks super nice!

rocky cloud
rocky cloud
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Before and after, not as grand as my treehouse but I'm still working on it alongside progressing with black metal

fringe prism
deft narwhal
ashen dirge
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This is like the 3rd time I’ve experienced serpent in the day super close to shore does anyone else be gettin this lucky ?

nova aurora
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I knew they talked the walls, but this is the first time I've actively hung fish on the walls and had them talk to me 😂 🤣

cold zinc
ashen dirge
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@cold zinc Yeah ik that bout the storms but I was wet cause wht didn’t clip was I jumped out my boat at shore so I got wet then when I turned to break boat to get the mats back I saw him in the distance so I got back on boat got his attention then went back to shore it was day time and no storm also the second this happened also more the fact it was still considered Black Forest where he spawned lol second time it’s happened super weird

grizzled haven
rocky cloud
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some incredibly serious and cinematic shots of my plains base

rocky cloud
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odin really hates me

sweet palm
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My plains base, built on raised terrain to avoid complications of unwanted guests.

crystal crescent
plucky swan
polar ledge
modest basalt
plucky swan
meager timber
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He does 96 slash assuming you're on Normal. Block armour is calculated as 40% of your max hp plus the block armour of your current shield (beholden to parry bonus if the attack is parried)

hazy matrix
digital aurora
cosmic grove
bright gazelle
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I started playing valheim with these modifiers and it physically hurts me but it hurts me more when I don't. Its like some sort of toxic addiction that makes me hate myself when I die but gives me a higher euphoria than straight up drugs whenever I defeat a boss. Is there something wrong with me?

ashen pelican
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Never caught the memo, but what does player based raids mean?

meager timber
delicate wharf
shy sigil
plucky swan
delicate wharf
plucky swan
delicate wharf
torpid bronze
stoic flame
rocky cloud
stoic flame
delicate wharf
# rocky cloud

Wet, not rested and starting a fight with 5 seekers and a gjall at night? I'm honestly impressed you're alive 😛

rocky cloud
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Im surprised I ran for 20 minutes unrested through pure mistlands and made it back out alive, for sure thought I was going to die when I saw the 2 star soldier

wide sphinx
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why are you eating magecaps raw

rocky cloud
wide sphinx
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you already have a himminafl

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you can absolutely cook a second eitr food that isn't raw magecap

fathom shale
# rocky cloud

running nonstop in mistlands with no feather cape is wild

hollow cape
hollow cape
bright gazelle
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Would you ever wanna play together? I don’t have a mic tho…

hollow cape
delicate wharf
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This is the technique I was talking about with the iron mace and golems @hollow cape . Whole clip is less than 20s, YMMV on higher than normal difficulty 😉

hollow cape
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very nice 👌

nova aurora
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Me when I go into a tower that guarded by a 2* seeker and it sounds like there are like 4 5 soldiers in this mine W/ a 2* Seeker in the mine.

keen saddle
molten fog
hoary knoll
delicate wharf
# hoary knoll

Mace is a bad time against them and trolls. Just fyi 😉

hoary knoll
delicate wharf
hoary knoll
hoary knoll
plucky swan
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welp there goes another 1 star boar

plucky swan
plucky swan
delicate wharf
plucky swan
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i thought there was just 1 one them

deft narwhal
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I hate the mountains with a passion it’s the reason I haven’t been playing recently

hybrid viper
sweet palm
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This place would need to be rebuilt from the ground up to allow stores for mist/ashlands.

deft narwhal
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Don’t go from ground up, go to its roof up

digital aurora
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(Just a meme, take all the time in the world)

elder iron
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uhh guys i think there may have been a slight price increase to the game

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Valheim is a brutal exploration and survival game for 1-10 players set in a procedurally-generated world inspired by Norse mythology. Craft powerful weapons, construct longhouses, and slay mighty foes to prove yourself to Odin!EXPLORE THE TENTH WORLDExplore a world shrouded in mystery. Discover distinct environments with unique enemies to battle...

Price

$435.00

Recommendations

381102

▶ Play video
ashen pelican
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That's actually a really funny April Fools

muted kindle
elder iron
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us dollar for me
as far as i know i mean its 19.99 on steam so this is prob a discord issue

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like this is it for me on the steam store, i genuinely have no idea why the link has this price

muted kindle
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try resending the link above 😄

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it's auto converting now

elder iron
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Valheim is a brutal exploration and survival game for 1-10 players set in a procedurally-generated world inspired by Norse mythology. Craft powerful weapons, construct longhouses, and slay mighty foes to prove yourself to Odin!EXPLORE THE TENTH WORLDExplore a world shrouded in mystery. Discover distinct environments with unique enemies to battle...

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

381108

▶ Play video
shut elm
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Feels fitting for plains

plucky swan
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Frostner is so op I started swinging like a madman

nova aurora
left briar
deft narwhal
foggy estuary
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If you know....you know

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Here's a 2nd meme cuz ya

waxen garden
foggy estuary
# waxen garden I don't get it, bronze age is the easiest and fastest to get through

You know how back then before world modifiers came out, you had to walk back and forth every single trip to bring back copper and tin ore? Especially when you're new to the game, it just feels like an endless grind since portals wouldn't allow raw or smelted metals. Sure, you could just build a portal to cut the journey in half, but it would still take a long time. I get where the confusion is coming from, I just needed to clarify so it made more sense.

waxen garden
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I haven't played in a long time. you can teleport ores now? When did they add/revamp that?

valid locust
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I kinda agree with mango, 1-2 cartloads from 1 forest and you have everything you need

dawn ruin
spark copper
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I was ecstatic when that world modifier was added😂

neon holly
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sip

wide sphinx
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Please read the channel description, content here has to be Valheim related. Thank you.

quiet spruce
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I'm sorry about that.

foggy estuary
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Tony stark in Valheim

quiet spruce
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Relatable?

foggy estuary
proven frost
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Nah I want before

ashen widget
gilded marlin
cosmic grove
stark flume
teal raven
quiet spruce
polar ledge
deft narwhal
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Me: tries to enjoy valheim
My cat:

deft narwhal
muted kindle
deft narwhal
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i was chillin, about to build and I just got on

spark copper
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They are kind of a nuisance I agree lol

deft narwhal
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the amount of boars my friend and I lost is sad

delicate wharf
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But still... armor? A bonfire is a great bat raid defense as well

south cedar
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Today is the day....right guys?!

hybrid viper
burnt patio
spark copper
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Definitely recommend building an enclosed barn cause the same happened to me lol

deft narwhal
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They killed our chickens too😭 thankfully we had lots of eggs

mossy terrace
mossy terrace
dreamy rune
still lantern
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Mistlands diving

old wolf
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Paul Hogan approved - Now THAT'S a knife!

lethal cairn
grizzled haven
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Our Ashlands prep - holding an overnight vigil at the Edge of the World before sailing off en masse. May the ritual bring us good fortune in the trials to come

plucky hazel
smoky violet
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(Not mine, found this on Pinterest)

cold zinc
mystic rain
deft narwhal
stark ivy
quiet spruce
quiet spruce
fleet inlet
nimble flax
cosmic grove
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You can post PTB stuff in here if they're spoilered and whatnot right?

gilded marlin
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Probably not

smoky pawn
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how do I make a discord channel on my own server do this like the lfg channel here?

plain veldt
pliant trellis
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Not to joke about someone else's misfortune but:
Ashlands IRL BeFresh (for context: a new construction house was caught on fire last night and it burned completely down and burned the house next door very badly. Quite unfortunate.)

last wing
gilded marlin
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Use a tower shield. Let's you hold off attacks somewhat better (although the knockback might be an obstacle)

You can also just use ballistas for that purpose, but there's the matter of ammo

last wing
smoky violet
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Fighting flying mobs that don't have melee attacks in valheim be like:

still lantern
deft narwhal
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Yeah but I’m only in the mountains

sleek zephyr
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Epic neck gif for anyone who wants it. I don’t even know where I got it from

rocky kite
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can you spot the wolf LOLO

deft narwhal
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this is a lesson teaching me that bonemass is a nececity past the mountains

fleet inlet
sleek zephyr
robust iris
plush patio
pliant plinth
lethal cairn
still lantern
crude trench
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First time i found IRL fine wood stack 😆

foggy estuary
cosmic grove
# pliant plinth

You know you made it difficult when seasoned Valheim players are complaining lmao

glossy kelp
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finally found modder rune so i can find the altar

woeful island
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Ashlands Spoiler

nimble flax
full moon
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Avarage Valheim experience

prime hornet
still lantern
sage remnant
full moon
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I want to transport them

vale blade
silent narwhal
glacial marsh
glacial marsh
maiden zodiac
idle tendon
thick hinge
severe sky
scarlet grove
robust iris
#

Needs spoiler tag

minor beacon
fleet inlet
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will this be enough to bait the serpent

robust iris
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Not if you’re rested and full in nice daytime weather 😂

rocky cloud
fossil turret
trim summit
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The moment when you finally get stone buildings:

supple warren
tidal kernel
gaunt pivot
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when you step into the fire accidentaly for 1 picosecond

solar latch
tulip fern
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Shout out to this guy’s brother

trim summit
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Pumping Iron or smth like that

steel hawk
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me .15 milliseconds after entering ashlands:

tall helm
fossil turret
quiet spruce
# fossil turret

Too literal, love it 😂
Plus didnt think of putting a sign to a fire

sage remnant
fossil turret
trim summit
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All these Vikings playing on my yard again...👺

cursive folio
plush patio
fossil turret
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Not sure. He glitched somehow while sleeping lol

trim summit
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Come and get me you Bantha knock offs!

trim summit
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no front but the Deathsquito trophy looks like an alien named Kevin in the Inventory.

warped ruin
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WTF Warhammer Reference?!

slow matrix
west pumice
trim summit
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AMERICA! FCK YEAH!🇺🇸

trim summit
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🥹 help

trim summit
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am I tripping or are these rocks supposed to look like wolf heads?

grim trail
oblique briar
woeful island
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Get ready to fight him in Ashlands

elder shore
cosmic grove
trim summit
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BEHOLD: white

trim summit
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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

rancid wraith
granite rain
prisma prawn
molten fog
#

Threw together a new gif to use at your disposal

night matrix
digital aurora
spring egret
# prisma prawn

ITS SKIDBLADNI, FREYR HAS BLESSED YOU jaw_drop I also get "CAPTAIN, LOOK!" vibes lol.

feral thorn
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Summary of my first trip to the Ashlands:

torpid shale
still kite
sleek zephyr
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Somebody should use dev commands to spawn a serpent into a catapult and fire it 😏

cold zinc
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How I currently feel in the Ashlands

languid rapids
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okay i havent played in a long time but i came back for the new update
fresh start, deleted all saves
just listening to music in the background while playing
what

strange talon
little coyote
royal sentinel
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OHHH I’m so dumb I thought they changed the morning music lol

eager galleon
gilded marlin
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Wait, they still turn into coal? I thought they fixed it so only cinder projectiles from ashlands did that

I thought non-cinder fire turned wood into their normal materials

steel hawk
tough needle
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Place for relaxation and fishing

coral coral
hollow cape
atomic sequoia
grim lintel
#

It does feel like this...

fickle stream
lunar flower
silk viper
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“You were supposed to destroy the sith, not join them!”

verbal wolf
woeful crystal
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This is quite a weird seed, literally got a small plain inside a meadow next to a swarm that next to a mountain, seperated by a cliff that is consider as meadow with a poking out muddy pile

frosty pike
stable plover
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from 13-aug , what he was doing in mountain :3

mossy topaz
wispy nimbus
foggy estuary
jagged galleon
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you could litterly be in farting in meadows and they sniff you 4 billion miles away and start tailgate you like BMW with blinking headlights 😭

ashen pelican
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...They get stars?

jagged galleon
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oyeah 😛

zinc gorge
crude vapor
stable plover
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having fun with trolls in swamp , lol !

ashen pelican
zinc gorge
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I'm also reposting this beauty from the time I was so pissed about necks harassing my karve 24/7 that I channeled my anger into a meme

fossil turret
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"lox hates you a little too much"

jagged galleon
tender magnet
naive skiff
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Ngl i spent 10 minutes clicking on that play button

foggy estuary
lethal cairn
tall helm
# lethal cairn

Just gata tag whoever it is that says that a lot in general chat...forget their username.

cold zinc
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based on a true story

stark ivy
gilded marlin
stark ivy
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Oh those work too? I thought they were only effective against the doors of fortresses. Okay thanks!

gilded marlin
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They deal 600 pickaxe damage per punch, making them the closest thing to a mining drill. As long as the target can receive pickaxe damage it will demolish it.

Search a golem, it will be funny

gilded marlin
fickle bronze
hybrid viper
cold zinc
lethal cairn
# fickle bronze quick question... When did Thor become FREAKING SANTA!

Turns out that having a job as “The Giant Slayer” doesn’t provide much job security once all the giants are dead 🤣

Now he uses his talents to gift toys and charcoal to the masses 😂
(Normally the charcoal is cause you pissed him off so much he turns you gift into ashes 🙈)

foggy estuary
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Oh I'm good, just casually planting a tree on a rock

cold zinc
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Draugr trolled epic style

wooden cargo
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Spotted at a Norse Cultural center here. Almost a dead ringer for our longship, right down to the sail. They're rowing though.

still kite
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today i speak only english

tidal kernel
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Need this message in valhiem font to terrify people

winter falcon
nimble flax
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One for the UK Vikings 😅

still kite
winter falcon
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i wasn't critiquing you i was emphasizing cuz i do that shit all the time

walk across a slightly glowing spot with feather cape
bubble pops, instadeath
😐

tall helm
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I was given the ok to repost this short video. It's a bee dancing. It doesn't have direct relevance to Valheim, but made me think of "the bees are happy" meme.

sick forge
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That bee was cleaning itself, still happy though!

lethal cairn
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@candid laurel 👆

nimble flax
dawn palm
broken shell
gleaming dagger
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What's up?

tall helm
# gleaming dagger What's up?

"don't you see the no soliciting sign?" "no girlscouts, preaching or ticks, and yes my car warranty is fine" 🪧 😋

gleaming dagger
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well something just rolled into my askvin taming hole

hybrid viper
gleaming dagger
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well this just somehow happened

gleaming dagger
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whoops

last grotto
tall helm
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Game vs reality.

honest belfry
hard locust
honest plinth
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@simple mirage

jovial kestrel
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(minor ashlands spoilers)
||The wolves wont make it to mainland
The spear guys will rage quit (pierce damage.)
The wizard(s) will do loads of fire damage to the hellspawn /s
The ranger watching a morgen spawn right under their feet (also doing loads of damage to the pierce resistant hellspawn)
Brother on the far right in full plains gear is experiencing vietnam on steroids

The wizard holding fire resistance instead of poison resistance (can you guess which one is more often used by the hellspawn?)||

But, hey, if they're gonna be slaughtered, they're going down in fashion odin damn it.

nimble flax
cosmic grove
deft narwhal
compact badge
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Bro took this photo on trail, only later at closer inspection we realized theres a giants head in the water.

short crest
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Asksvin hide or zucchini?

stark bluff
oblique sandal
tribal iron
cunning marsh
fallen flume
fickle stream
simple bough
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Just a thought i had, considering Ask and Embla were names of the first humans, created by Gods

gilded marlin
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Flametal is my favourite gender

vivid needle
oblique briar
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The Birds 1963 - Valheim edition

potent parcel
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Talking to my best bud BoarHeart

olive escarp
gilded marlin
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From the official account lol

digital aurora
tired depot
young stream
hoary knoll
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how did you get extra binds ( x y c ) your food? 0_o is that a mod? or is it in vanilla?

gilded marlin
slate kestrel
willow sierra
pure rampart
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an old screenshot from 2021 when killing a dear let is wood in place, so with a good angle it's look like a skin for the helmet

hoary knoll
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when you find the plains for the first time

naive skiff
near mango
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I think they are planning an escape xD. (minor ashlands spoiler )

crude steeple
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Lox ladders lol

zinc gorge
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Low effort meme

distant locust
fallow zenith
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Another LoxLadder

distant locust
near mango
hazy matrix
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The plot and script are mine. The rest is AI.
[Epic intro]
(Instrumental)
(ooh-ooh-ooh)
(ooh-ooh-ooh)
[Verse 1]
In meadows serene, 'neath the sky's vast dome,
Where vibrant forests to snowy peaks roam.
A world untouched by time's relentless tide,
Where ancient woods with dark secrets reside.

[Chorus]
Oh, hear the call, through the wilds, we roa...

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ashen pelican
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ai on ai

empty beacon
queen saffron
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money spread

hoary knoll
distant locust
ebon bough
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NO. I CAN'T. I ALREADY HAVE A BAS- BUT THOU MUST

ebon bough
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stupid sexy stone pillars with their concentric designs

ashen lotus
distant locust
distant locust
fallow zenith
tiny yarrow
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https://youtu.be/Vph06C2v1UQ?si=bhpQF7vQY8I0iUio
If anyone wants to make bees happy IRL.

The Anglo-Saxons kept bees, most likely in skeps or willow hives. A skep is a coiled straw basket, which is still used today to catch swarms.

Honey was a valuable resource in the Early Medieval period, along with beeswax. Bees were kept in apiaries of many skep hives. The skeps were kept small to encourage swarming, and increase the number of ...

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tall helm
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new mobs love to tomb-camp, its all-the-rage.

distant locust
torpid wasp
hybrid viper
torpid wasp
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its only visual. if im not in inventory, it's stating the correct value, im full vanilla, no mods

hybrid viper
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@undone blade Are you guys aware about this visual bug?

undone blade
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no because I can't replicate it

undone blade
torpid wasp
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0.218.15 (n-27)
I've left the game alt-tabbed for a while, noticed it sometime after, could've caused it.

undone blade
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send me your player.log file

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In this hidden folder in windows:
C:\Users\ <username> \AppData\LocalLow\IronGate\Valheim

hybrid viper
granite rain
gilded saffron
pastel venture
gilded marlin
crisp shoal
gilded marlin
crisp shoal
distant locust
pastel venture
crisp shoal
frosty pike
limpid olive
distant locust
cobalt orbit
crisp light
royal sail
plain pasture
quiet spruce
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Ashlands is definitely rough, was it munin who said now we prepare for war, oh boy he wasn't joking

digital aurora
quiet spruce
valid locust
trail oracle
distant locust
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"Maybe the devs will put some new stuff in the game that will make use of all this gold I've been accumulating."

jovial kestrel
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Dont push our luck
"Hey guys so the final boss of valheim costs 100 thousand gold to summon, per player present. Skål!"

glad temple
smoky violet
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Me: accidentally damages a structure near a dvergr warden
Every dvergr in a 100 meter radius:

tall helm
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That you Barney? What are you doing in Valheim?!?

fleet inlet
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recorded this earlier in debug mode. Just my two buddies tackling a Golem. They suck I know...
sound on 🔊

scarlet salmon
lusty thorn
fossil turret
ripe spade
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Why do you still have a finewood bow TrophyFrostTroll

harsh phoenix
placid geode
gilded marlin
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Little Ragnar

limpid olive
cinder finch
bright tundra
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Using Wishbone to find metals: ❌
Using Wishbone to make songs: ✅

quiet spruce
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My 'E' button horrified of me

Still taps the sh't out of it

quiet spruce
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'A' for effort man, hats off

twin quest
regal atlas
twin quest
# regal atlas Bro what happened

went to mine flamemetal and and there is that mechanic(eruption )of the lava that pushes you into lava, that is what happened xd, tried to get the items died from same.thing

upbeat jungle
round flicker
pearl dome
stiff perch
gilded marlin
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That is actually the result of the game completely breaking out of nowhere, on the long-term it won't be playable at all.

It happens to 100 out of 100 players.

lethal cairn
calm tulip
slate kestrel
pastel mural
granite crest
pastel mural
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Trying to reach my grave floating in the lava from a nearby rock
the askvin that just romped around in the lava about to break the rock I'm standing on:

valid locust
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#memes-and-clips message I like how you chose the weakest attack cycle for frostner and it still won. Fantastic.

||Spamming secondary is generally weaker for all weapons in terms of dps|| if anyone is curious.

digital aurora
valid locust
brazen garden
lethal cairn
stark badge
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[insert unfitting himinafl ad here]

ionic widget
lethal cairn
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That is brilliant 🥰🤣

ionic widget
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Ty ❤️

quiet spruce
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Relatable?

chrome laurel
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Just proving my luck

primal tulip
crisp light
gilded marlin
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As ironic as this will be

fallen flume
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Looks like my friend after I shot a log at him with Dundr

lusty thorn
quiet spruce
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I think i got this from this channel, or maybe not, im posting this one... LOVE IT!
"This is deep"

coarse mason
pulsar mason
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I always keep a some honey in the inventory and munched. Highly recommend when in the base.

rapid plover
bright tundra
coarse mason
sullen summit
cinder finch
wise fulcrum
little relic
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axes are sick

errant jewel
errant jewel
trail oracle
maiden zodiac
timid sphinx
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I summoned the deer boss on accident?? Im not ready yet guys how do i beat it

gilded marlin
#

SHIIIKA

nimble jay
floral reef
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I think I know the inspiration used to design the molten core:

toxic flame
wispy nimbus
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Guys we found the starter valheim housewolf_heart

celest scarab
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8

sage remnant
prime gazelle
outer garden
clever verge
gritty inlet
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Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

idle ibex
lethal cairn
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Should be after Karve incident 😂🙈

crude steeple
blissful tapir
delicate socket
nimble flax
blazing yew
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Welcome to Vindholm, the Viking village that will make you forget you're still in Valheim (or at least, make you forget about all the trolls and skeletons trying to kill you).

Join me on a tour of this cozy little settlement, where the mead flows like the rivers of Asgard and the buildings are almost as sturdy as a dwarf's beard.

I hope you en...

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cosmic grove
marble pendant
marble pendant
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thank god i can abuse mobs deaggroing after a relog 😈

granite rain
cerulean summit
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This boat ride was probably the most crazy thing that me and Tullion (Tuli) have ever done in Valheim! There was so much room for error which could have been catastrophic and lead to the loss of hours of work!

The most crazy thing about this is that nothing was done using commands or other cheats!? The mountain is just perfectly made so that yo...

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blazing yew
celest scarab
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Just finished my house I just found out the ashlands is right next to it

teal lynx
finite nimbus
sonic echo
harsh phoenix
umbral stream
tender imp
bitter coral
cinder finch
bitter coral
green slate
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Somehow the lag is even worse than on my computer

stoic flame
severe cedar
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you are watching a master at work

fallen flume
sleek ocean
ruby skiff
harsh phoenix
gleaming falcon
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My bad humor, maybe someone else will like.
Edit. Oops it's in Swedish. The text reads "The British The Greydwarfs are gonna get it!"

stray estuary
trim fox
stray estuary
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Some say he's still running to fine

jovial kestrel
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00000000 <- one byte
it'd be a bit longer than that oh wait nvm he got it right damn

raw wedge
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modern war sucks whatever happened to just good ol hackin at eachother with swords n shit

low tendon
topaz vine
stoic flame
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If demolisher is your best friend, what is cheat sledge?

topaz vine
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never my best friend, one missclick and your creatuve build is gone

cerulean summit
deft yarrow
main grail
deft yarrow
main grail
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Oh yeah

deft yarrow
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we did that mistlands trip yester day late at night we were planning to get our items today

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what are the odds that the first time i see a new mob it has to be a one star

mossy terrace
torpid kiln
stuck heart
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Should make a movie about the Deathsquitos

rare marlin
hard anvil
# torpid kiln

When everyone else is mining copper, I usually sneak off along the water and nab some tin. I prefer it, and when we get back to base you’re always the hero cause can’t use copper without the tin hah 🤣

oblique briar
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Well... YOU CAN"T PARK THERE

quartz sun
hazy aspen
quartz sun
quartz sun
harsh phoenix
hollow storm
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i saw an opportunity to set up that fight in a different place again today, but I was a bit too deep so went with discretion and earmarked it for later.

fringe rivet
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Someone got a meme on valheim addiction? 😆

alpine panther
hybrid viper
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Stabby Stabby Troll (A parody of "Diggy Diggy Hole")

Brothers of the sword, rejoice!
Swinging blades, hear the noise!
Deep in the night, the enemies fall!
We're on the hunt, we're chasing the call!

I am a warrior and I'm stabbing a troll.
Stabby stabby troll, stabby stabby troll.
I am a warrior and I'm stabbing a troll.
Stabby stabby troll, stabby stabby troll

Stab, stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.
Stab, stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.
Stab, stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.
Stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.

Beneath the moon on the cold, cold ground.
There’s no peace in the shadows found.
Monsters rise from the deep dark night.
We’ll strike fast, our blades are bright.

I am a warrior and I'm stabbing a troll.
Stabby stabby troll, stabby stabby troll.
I am a warrior and I'm stabbing a troll.
Stabby stabby troll, stabby stabby troll.

Stab, stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.
Stab, stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.
Stab, stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.
Stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.

Born to fight in the depth and night.
Steel in hand, we’ll win this fight.
For gold and glory, we'll never fold.
Down we go, where the trolls are bold!

Stab, stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.
Stab, stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.
Stab, stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.
Stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.

In the dark forest we make our stand,
battle our enemies to protect our land.
It's here we fight to the death.
Cut down the trolls, turn the soil red.

Stab, stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.
Stab, stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.
Stab, stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.
Stab, stab, stabby stabby troll.

deft yarrow
fallow plume
hybrid viper
#

Thanks.

crude steeple
outer viper
last brook
nova veldt
pseudo echo
#

any french people here ? Listen the "Moutain Troll Song" (written by Suno + Chat GPT), the story of a troll that lived in Plains and decided to leave to Moutains

undone sphinx
brazen moss
green slate
cold zinc
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lmao

topaz vine
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it seems they added greydwarf spawners to satisfactory

cold zinc
bright tundra
fallen flume
topaz vine
rich haven
south spire
fair plume
south spire
little scarab
sour wigeon
hushed jasper
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If anyone understands this reference to a late 90's direct to video sequel, you are a legend.

But this is the first thing I thought of when traveling through Mistlands.

worn trail
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Time to build a Karve I guess.

stone wigeon
hushed jasper
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"Its just the theme for the first boss, how hard should the track go?"
Sound design:

oblique briar
copper hazel
vestal walrus
south spire
dapper hound
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I can't see anything
Oh it's Skyrim jumping 😂😂😂😂

drowsy charm
bright tundra
cobalt dagger
#

what the
youre in space???

hybrid viper
leaden umbra
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i'd probably do something silly such as making it a whole peggle thing 😛

plain flame
eager galleon
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Was wondering what happened to this dude from Spartacus. Saw him last night explaining stuff about Valheim on a stream.

shut arch
#

adding the catapult to the game was the best decision i've ever seen

leaden umbra
drifting siren
low nacelle
stiff perch
frosty plank
jovial glacier
dapper hound
#

The bronze armor really does make you look caked up

dapper hound
worn comet
devout tapir
gilded marlin
frosty plank
true lark
frosty plank
pallid flicker
verbal grotto
marble hornet
devout tapir
fleet inlet
eager galleon
#

Employer: "Tell me something you're proud of for achieving at your current job role."
Me:

hybrid viper
worn trail
#

ain't WFH grand? 😉

fleet inlet
# fleet inlet

posted this on r/valheim, already hit almost 200k views lol. been fun reading everyones 2 star troll experiences. for me tho, wasnt so fun, ran into one first time in cave, facing death that early shouldnt be possible

stiff perch
#

if you rush cave, your begging to face death ^^

sinful magnet
ionic widget
#

🤔

uncut gust
pseudo echo
#

what guys do you think about my Valheim album ? going to make everysong on suno ai

lethal cairn
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@_shwartz as the charred walk into his base 😅

muted kindle
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When you're playing on a multiplayer server, minding your own business and suddenly you see another player smite (most likely a neck/boar/deer) with their ashlands weapons:

frosty plank
gilded marlin
devout tapir
fleet inlet
#

sprinkling resin like

muted kindle
fleet inlet
#

corporate wants you to find the difference:

vapid sedge
plain flame
vapid sedge
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and if you’re trying to fight, then just put on a helmet, grab a shield and sword, and you’re ready to go

honest belfry
fleet inlet
pseudo echo
#

xd

trail oracle
fleet inlet
vapid sedge
#

"what the fuck did i just loot" - me after every crypt

lusty bloom
grim karma
analog portal
gilded marlin
hybrid viper
#

Panic can lead to losing one's wit and forgetting that dodge rolling exists.

grim karma
digital aurora
arctic meteor
# subtle bay https://medal.tv/games/valheim/clips/j2PB7h3lVMLWCMbkp?invite=cr-MSwzSTksMTg4MTQ...

Nice, glad to see more people using the movement tech - I also found if you use a sitting log to clip outside of a dungeon like a black forest crypt, you can set it up and use it to fly literally anywhere in the world (since dungeons are stored really really high up in the sky) (a good way to get to ashlands pre-queen kill, if you wanted to prevent ashlands invasions from happening and didn't mind doing some exploits) (I just posted a clip of it in #screenshots)

gaunt elbow
#

Such a tragic when you left you gate open before you quit the game for the night,then you logged back in but didn't pay attention to the game because you are watching FK yt and big fat blue guy(s) unwelcomely walked into your home and introduced you to his big stick. (My house is gone now) 🙂

clever portal
plain flame
clever portal
icy thunder
plain flame
stark ivy
ruby finch
#

just made that

jagged dune
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Has anyone seen this method of travel before? This is my first time getting to the ashlands and I accidently discovered this method of travel while testing to see if the axes caused fall damage. This is just me showcasing what I had found. (Don't mind the cheats, I just wanted to demonstrate it again lol)

gilded marlin
#

And people still wonder why feather cape needs nerfing...

plain flame
lethal cairn
#

Catapult is better 🤭❤️

grim karma
ornate egret
noble forge
cobalt orbit
placid garnet
timber oar
worldly hedge
lucid grove
gilded marlin
alpine ermine
flat viper
red nebula
lime thorn
mild drift
stark ivy
worn trail
quartz aspen
low tendon
plain flame
late wing
ornate egret
languid pendant
#

thanks, i can definitely get in here

median zephyr
low tendon
gleaming fossil
indigo barn
plain flame
cold zinc
#

apron mode is a vital part of any cape that has it

twin roost
#

remember when we used to think these were the biggest threat of valheim ?

hybrid rampart
#

They kind of were, pre-nerf

storm jackal
stark ivy
wicked flint
lunar elbow
hybrid rampart
#

Unfortunately, no sorry

hollow storm
# indigo barn If this isn't a base spot, then i don't know what is

totally is
But do NOT be encouraging lox to get all frustrated and stampy at the base of your stone column. If you retreat into it, or have stuff they can destroy around it they will knock big chunks out of it very quickly. Even tames brushing against a stone column enough will damage it. Blackmarble or (less good) stone outer layer ftw.
also: you are not out of deathquito detection range all of the time when up there. So expect surprise visits.

rare marlin
brave vortex
#

I have tried mining one to get enough stone for some terrain modifications but it just proceeded to float indefinitely.

hybrid viper
# brave vortex I have tried mining one to get enough stone for some terrain modifications but i...

Somewhere some hitbox is connected to another hitbox that is connected to something on the ground and that is preventing it going boom.
I've frequently brought those pillars down and sometimes it was just a tiny piece sticking out that I needed to break for the whole thing collapsing.

Once I had to build a high stairs, jump of them and float into a hole I created using the feather cape, then destroying a piece and the whole thing collapsed.

gilded marlin
fluid dove
alpine ermine
hollow storm
# rare marlin OMG I can't imagine doing all that work just for the column to break to a lox <a...

it will withstand numerous lox incidents, and the resulting cavity makes for a cool lair with an extra dimension of impending doom, i used mine as a forge room and somewhere to put my elevator teleporter, but yeah; its a bit of a concern when you suddenly realise that big immovable thing is really just a lot of stone. Also I imagine the support/protection scaffolding that some people build could be extremely cool...becasue you can support/protect it, and black marble is extremely resilient, and not very far (progression wise) from Plains.

hardy trout
pale bridge
bright lance
hollow gust
ocean glen
#

i got a warning for posting my cat 😦

quasi wyvern
quasi wyvern
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poor yaggy

digital aurora
toxic fossil
undone blade
#

valheim don't exist on PS5
but crossplay works between Xbox, Playstation and PC.
many games uses crossplay (or microsoft Azure playfab as it was called before)

gilded marlin
fleet inlet
#
  1. turn on fire hazard 2. grab bow and a bunch of fire arrows 3. watch everything burn
undone blade
#

since crossplay is just a trusted network sollution that uses NAT punchthrought