general

[waxen oak]

Like what

[vocal trout]

Well, those people we disregard

Any cult like behavior is stinky

[novel notch]

Would rather not go into it as i dont want to be seen as targetting people or bullying

[vocal trout]

I will never forget "playing with mods is unethical"

[novel notch]

Glad to see the correct sentiment is being echoed here. That being "it doesnt matter"

[novel notch]

Exactly

[waxen oak]

What if we played with a lot of mods but we prefer vanilla do we still get to valhalla

[heady hearth]

#general message

[novel notch]

Modded valhalla?

[waxen oak]

Would that be valhalla for a vanilla player

[novel notch]

Well i mean does vallhalla have rules regarding mods?

[waxen oak]

Do i look like god?

[crimson inlet]

👀 i said "about" which is another layer of approximation

[novel notch]

Hmm. I think maybe depends on the mods and the valhalla

[waxen oak]

Very true 😂

[novel notch]

Valhalla needs warriors to die in battle by choice with a weapon in hand. So i think if you install SLS and fight a 20 star seeker soldier uhhhh

[waxen oak]

What do u even fight that with

[novel notch]

Big rock and lots of arrows?

[jade flint]

a shotgun mod

[novel notch]

I wish

Sadly there isnt one

Because shotguns are vanilla

Dundr my goat

[rugged forge]

I never got that thing to work.

It just... didn't do anything besides making a loud noise.

[novel notch]

Yeah but its a fucking awesome noise

I fail to see the problem

[rugged forge]

Well... you know... the actually... doing something thingy?

Like... killing enemies?

[novel notch]

This is similar to why i think eikthyr is the goat. Not because hes a good boss, but because he has the best boss soundtrack imo

[novel notch]

You can use it to scare potential neighbors away from your property

[rugged forge]

lol

[novel notch]

Or to keep your animals in line

Ive also heard its good for serpents

[waxen oak]

I like these reasons

[rugged forge]

By that time one swing from a Niddhög should be enough. 😉

Maybe I'm too practical thinking. 😄

[novel notch]

There isnt a point killing serpents once you get one. However, its really fun blasting sea monsters so

Sometimes i sail at night just to get revenge

[waxen oak]

Lmao

[novel notch]

Damn you serpents for ruining my karve on my 2nd playthrough

[waxen oak]

I love it

[novel notch]

Also on my first playthrough, i had a raft, and took it out while it was night thunderstorms. That day i knew primal fear

[arctic torrent]

If you shuffle the letters in serpent around you get repents, so have at it

[novel notch]

My most hated mob, however, has got to be stone golems. Why the FUCK is their trophy so cool looking and has a 5% DROP CHANCE

The hell

Best mob has got to be loxes because they remind me of my guinea pig

[arctic torrent]

Tell me about it. I wanted a second trophy. I filled up like 4 chests of crystal before gettjng it

I got really good at killing them without taking damage tho

[novel notch]

Wraiths are also bad

But their trophies are lame and also dont make a trinket

[tardy vale]

good thing then not all things needs to be great or the best

so you have clear things not to hoard

[frail pond]

Wraiths are my favorite, I've even seen one take on a Gjall by itself and win.

[tardy vale]

that's a fight I haven't tried yet

[frail pond]

I would absolutely kill for a Wraith Summoning staff no exaggeration. 👼

[rugged forge]

That's something I absolutely have to try.

[frail pond]

The wraith literally saved me as well, I let it go after that.

[rugged forge]

Good call.

Eh... so I summoned a Gjall and a wraith... and they totally are best buddies... wtf?

Ok, I got it. I had to change the world preset to something else but "Hammer". It... wasn't even a contest. The wraith got instantly vaporised by the Gjall.

[rugged stag]

Joel summoned another 2 star tick

not happy

[rugged forge]

Dey see me rollin'... dey hatin'...

[rugged stag]

oh hey, a 2nd 2 star tick

[tough aspen]

ok once again, time for me to ask

who's watching who

7 gd streams at once

[rugged stag]

https://klipy.com/gifs/surveillance-the-rain--k01KRJVR9DXDWNRNMWA5A60DZB4

[storm anchor]

Sorry was in small sleep still. Didn't realize I summoned them while dreaming.

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[vocal trout]

Ooga Booga?

🍖 🔥

[manic birch]

Hey all, quick question, does modmail work in here? Cos I did DM it with something without an answer so far. (i get it can take time to respond, no worries if so)

[rugged stag]

Howdy howdy 👋
Sorry about that. We've read your ticket and are discussing it regarding what you reported to us.

[manic birch]

no worries. i can send more info on that, just didnt want to "cold call" it in, in case some of your staff is under 18

[rugged stag]

It's just a complex situation which you probably realise 😄

[manic birch]

i get it, thats why im not talking about it publicly. thank you

[gray crypt]

Morgen gjall

[main sonnet]

Anyone have an advise about which weapon to use to slap some MS IT-"specialists" for releasing an Win 11 update that breaks my spotify playlist again?
I'm starting to get a bit annoyed with having to deal with that for the 4th time in the same number of months.

[rugged stag]

Don't think I've ever had my spotify break because of a windows update

[main sonnet]

I can't play half of my liked songs right now.
And I'm playing that list because I'm creating a large play list I can use while I'm at work.
So not being able to play half of my liked songs, makes creating that list a bit complicated.

[crude basin]

Scales at it again being a masochist

But this time on windrose

[storm anchor]

But not on this server.

[soft totem]

Is that through Spotify?

[main sonnet]

Yup

[soft totem]

Weird cause I've had zero issues. I heard a few people say they've been having problems.

[main sonnet]

Well, that playlist is working so far. So that's good.
But being unable to play half of the liked songs that aren't in a specific playlist isn't.

At least I'm still able to listen to that 441 hour long travel playlist. Hopefully it'll be long enough for spotify or the MS "technicians" to fix things. 😄

[crude basin]

Aw man what happened?

Break or other reason

[storm anchor]

Nothing like that, he just left on his own.

[crude basin]

Ah

[storm anchor]

He has done it more than once before.

[crude basin]

I can imagine him returning to do deathless no food again on full release

only time will tell

[storm anchor]

He will find way to do reverse run beginning from DN boss.

[iron basin]

realized i missed out on befriending a good egg named millie in 2024

[hybrid fulcrum]

yeah but listen Kate

Are you a dog or a cat person?

[iron basin]

i used to be name katte pronounced kat

[hybrid fulcrum]

so a dog person then

[tardy vale]

*bat

[humble nova]

Cats >>>> dogs

[tardy vale]

Bat > Cat > Dog

[tepid peak]

Let’s have all 3

3 in 1

[tardy vale]

a Chimera?

[hybrid fulcrum]

theres some serious foolery going on in here

[tardy vale]

a dog, a cat and a bat walked into a bar 🤔

[iron basin]

said something sincerely stupid. it's gone now

[hybrid fulcrum]

….

I still like you Kate

I still think you are a good person

[iron basin]

the dog asked the bat "what happened to your wing?"

"cat got it"

[rugged stag]

-# I still don't get these

[hybrid fulcrum]

ok subject let me ask you this then...

who wins in a 1 v 1 Uchicha Itachi or Magneto?

[crimson inlet]

Me

[fast trout]

Bats normally use flight as a means of locomotion, especially when entering a bar.

[upbeat shore]

I hope this comes to ps5 before summer ends

[dull trench]

hi

[ebon fulcrum]

Is Hytale Making Minecraft Better? https://share.google/BBMtpy3YeE9QmTGX6

Hey Valheim... hire the best modders to finish the game.

[elder tendon]

Anyone noticed their campfires going out more often with less obstructions present? I find that I gotta expand my fire areas constantly nowadays compared to before, where it only needed one "floor tile" equivalent of space it now needs a whole bunch.

[umbral fog]

Still works fine for me 🤔

[storm anchor]

Aren't those 2 different games anyway.

[novel notch]

Minecraft is not super similar to valheim

Minecraft doesnt really have progression and is more open world

[elder tendon]

It might have to do with the chimneys I make, though never had issues with them before. Standard I've used for 4 years now is:

• Put campfire on dirt floor.
• Put 3 wooden walls around campfire.
• Put 26 degree thatched roof to create exit for smoke.
• Put 2x 1m wood poles on sides of roof for aesthetics.

Somehow this causes the campfire to think "Oh no I'm blocked" and it goes out.

[umbral fog]

Leave bigger hole for smoke to escape

[tardy vale]

no thank you 🫡

[grizzled comet]

whats the easiest way to farm feathers i need arrows real bad and i have like 2

[tardy vale]

cut down trees in medows

[grizzled comet]

im on the moutains rn and the drakons are so annoying

[tardy vale]

just make wood arrows 🙂

[grizzled comet]

so all that obsiddian farming a useless rn

great

[tardy vale]

those make more damage than wood arrows

[arctic torrent]

i go from wood arrows to needle arrows

[tardy vale]

but you can pick either

[unkempt rampart]

you could always take out an IOU on your own integrity: spawn them, and then throw them away later until you've repayed the debt.

[storm anchor]

Cut trees, shoot birds in meadows and black forest, search from chests in burial chambers.

Later you will have one way to "farm" them properly.

[novel notch]

Birds cant fly in rain. Shoot birds during storms

[grizzled comet]

wait really they cant fly in rain

[novel notch]

In storms no

[storm anchor]

They can if you get too close. But they are more likely on ground during rain.

[novel notch]

Much easier to shoot them in a storm

[grizzled comet]

and you mentioned the trees in meadows do they drop them

[novel notch]

Beech

[fluid cedar]

trees can drop feathers, the rate is not fantastic

[novel notch]

Also burial crypt chests can have them

[grizzled comet]

you mean like those in black forests and in swamps cause i did not see any in the moutain caves

[novel notch]

Black forests

Not swamps

[storm anchor]

Only in black forest.

[novel notch]

Swamp crypt chests can drop poison arrows, however

[umbral fog]

And iron arrows 😄

[vocal trout]

I have a feeling

[fluid cedar]

that tonights gonna be a good night?

[grizzled comet]

yea i hate those and idgaf about like 10 iron arrows

[regal vector]

Switch to melee ez

[tranquil kernel]

It’s a shame you can’t melt iron arrows back into just iron (even if you lose the wood & feathers).

[novel notch]

Or get a stack of spears

[fluid cedar]

free iron arrows is fine, i would never spend the iron to make one manually so its just a free mediocre arrow

[grizzled comet]

yea bro i got like one fang spear and lost it after a throw

[vocal trout]

SubNut 2 released.

[novel notch]

Rip

[grizzled comet]

i have a ton of obsidian

[grizzled comet]

im mainnly a melee person but the drakons are just so annoying

[fluid cedar]

i usually go through the hassle of making frost arrows pre-bonemass

[umbral fog]

Punch them

[storm anchor]

#screenshots message @noble patio

[fluid cedar]

i never have much reason to make iron arrows, but im not gonna turn them down

[grizzled comet]

i mean i killed one with a hammer

[fluid cedar]

10 wood to store junk makes me a hoarder

[regal vector]

Harpooning them sounds fun

[vocal trout]

Who's gonna play SubNut 2

[arctic torrent]

should be an a in there

[vocal trout]

Subnautica 2*

[novel notch]

Sub nut sounds like... nevermind

[vocal trout]

What, it's just a submissive nut.

[tranquil kernel]

Sounds like a submarine sandwich made with Nutella and bananas and nothing untoward whatsoever

[vocal trout]

Or submerged nut

[tranquil kernel]

Not a coconut then, as they are buoyant

[vocal trout]

They're fake nuts!!

Like peanuts

[tranquil kernel]

It’s a leguuume

[fluid cedar]

so are submarines until they fill the bladder

i reckon a subnut would just be one who has a bladder to fill

[vocal trout]

A leg in a lagoon?

[tranquil kernel]

Touché

[vocal trout]

It rained before, I was very happy.

[upbeat hemlock]

hes a 2-star, hes probably alright!

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-ts-pmo-gif-2102579015947246168

[storm anchor]

It was stunt double.

[upbeat hemlock]

a stunt double being an askvin in a neck suit

[arctic torrent]

playing bot wackamole

[fluid cedar]

delete all the channels so they cant post

[hybrid fulcrum]

HUGE brain

[grizzled comet]

i finally beat the modera

[frail pond]

Nice!

[grizzled comet]

yea i only used the bow for random enemies

and the frostner was way better with my friend hitting her back

[umbral fog]

You used Frostner for Moder? 👀

[grizzled comet]

yea we dont talk about that

i didint have silver

cause i spent it on the shields

for my friendd

[umbral fog]

-# Would be better to use swamp tier weapon than Frostner xD

[grizzled comet]

umm

well then im dumb

[storm anchor]

Or just unaware.

[umbral fog]

Nobody can know everything 😄 no worries

[tranquil kernel]

🙋‍♀️ I can

I don’t though

[grizzled comet]

yea but i think its good for the meadows

and are the mistlands hard

[umbral fog]

I would say a bit harder than plains, yep

[arctic torrent]

i think going from plains to mistlands is like going from black forest to swamp

[odd saddle]

can I beat elder with troll armour and bronze axe

[arctic torrent]

yeah

[odd saddle]

thanks

[cyan creek]

Yah, and food too

[odd saddle]

I tried once, he destroyed me

[arctic torrent]

i prefer to do it differently, but totally doable

[fluid cedar]

beat him naked and with your fists for a permanent buff

[arctic torrent]

you have made food in the cauldron btw? and meads?

[odd saddle]

I will prepare that

I just wanted to know if its possible with this black forest gear

[cyan creek]

As long as you have food and health/stamina hydromels you can assume you are safe (as safe as you can be in a boss fight I mean)

[arctic torrent]

i personally go bow and fire arrows because im really bad at timing the elders attacks in melee

[odd saddle]

will bronze buckle stun him

or atleast block

[arctic torrent]

bosses cant be stunned

[fluid cedar]

depends on your skill iirc i dont think at 0 it can be parried

[odd saddle]

oh okay, good to know

[fluid cedar]

(for whether it can be blocked, as larsi said bosses cant be stunned)

[waxen oak]

No but u can parry a charred marskman

[odd saddle]

Idk whats that but we will see

hope he doenst crush me xd

[grizzled comet]

the vines are the most dangerous in my opinion tbh

[odd saddle]

I was thinking to build up bear armour so I can boost my slash damage, it boosts it for 10% right?

does that dmg stack, like if I have 4 components of armour I get 40%?

[grizzled comet]

and a 30% regen boost and i think a 15% for stamina

[frosty walrus]

bosses don't stagger but parrying is still better than blocking

you get increased block armor, more adrenaline and won't spend stamina

[odd saddle]

ooh so thats what adrenaline does, is it red bar that appears when Im blocking?

[grizzled comet]

yea also when ddealing damage

[frosty walrus]

No, that shows how close to staggering you are

[odd saddle]

oh

[frosty walrus]

adrenaline needs a trinket equipped to show

[umbral fog]

It is an orange bar right above the stamina bar

[frosty walrus]

when it fills you get a status effect

[odd saddle]

alr ty, I will figure that out

[grizzled comet]

do you have a bear trophy

[odd saddle]

no

[grizzled comet]

if you can you shouldd try gettinng the bronze pendant as your trinket

[odd saddle]

and when Im upgrading stuff, what this yellow thing means, like when Im upping bow, it says for example 12-15, is that range how much damage I can get?

[grizzled comet]

it boost stamina regen

[odd saddle]

whats trinket

[grizzled comet]

yea

umm its a accesory that when trigered gives special buffs

the bronze pendannt for example gives 25% stamina regen

it needs 5 bronze 1 bear trophy and 3 rubies

[odd saddle]

oh okay, thank you all guys!

[grizzled comet]

yea no problem and if you dont want to farm the bear trophy theres annother trinket that gives 25% health regen

[odd saddle]

should I do this?

[grizzled comet]

you said that you are using troll rnn

[odd saddle]

yea but I can switch

troll was just easier to gather xd

[umbral fog]

It does increase your slash and chop dmg by 10% each. Also increases health regen by 30% and stamina regen by 15%. But it makes you take 25% more dmg frm all physical types of dmg. (Pierce, blunt, slash)

[granite tartan]

should i watch boys or play valheim??

decisions decisions

[arctic torrent]

watch boys while playing valheim

[granite tartan]

the only right call

[dense vessel]

Guys, protein or creatine?
“Guys”

[granite tartan]

sorry levi didnt get it 😭

[hybrid fulcrum]

ok so im hoping you mean "The Boys" as in the TV show

[granite tartan]

yea

[heady hearth]

Genuinely great suggestions (most recent 8*)

[hybrid fulcrum]

Yoda vs Spiderman

[arctic torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/what-surprised-gif-25739412

[waxen oak]

Is it a coincidence you cant say beans without saying bee

They look similar

[crimson inlet]

And human beings
And how you been

[storm anchor]

https://giphy.com/gifs/studiocwf-cat-ciri-whitecat-FR61sPFtyp5MnifIN0

[white egret]

Cats are bees 🫪

[vocal trout]

Hello ;3

Going to the store today

[hidden glade]

Gorgen mjall 🌊 🫘

Subjecthive are the bees happy today?

[tardy vale]

Morgen gjall

[rugged forge]

Mrgngjll...

[vocal trout]

I love Monster Viking Berry so much so I bought a x15 pack for the streamer I mod for

[tardy vale]

you sent it in the mail?

[vocal trout]

Nah, ordered straight from Amazon.com to her PO box

[hidden glade]

How do I get a PO box

I want random internet strangers buying me stuff

[vocal trout]

Haha I would buy you BEANS if you got one

[hidden glade]

Hang on let me ask claude

Nvm I don't got 200 quid to pay per year

[vocal trout]

XD

[rugged stag]

-# Now if you weren't buying beans...

[crimson inlet]

I know a way to get random money from strangers

Online that is

[vocal trout]

Me too

It involves MILK

[tough aspen]

i misread as martin luther king

[crimson inlet]

MuckSHAKE

[weak tendon]

Ah yes the milk we all need

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[hybrid fulcrum]

Drink a muck shake or lose your car for a week

[barren harness]

I'm figuring valhiems main feature is building stuff? Everything early game seems limited.

[storm anchor]

How early are you exactly?

There is new type of wood in black forest which grants more structural support than regular wood.

[umbral fog]

You unlock a LOT of new stuff even in second and third biomes 🙂

[vocal trout]

I am le home

[storm anchor]

Hey le home.

[vocal trout]

I restocked Viking Berry and other good stuff

[soft totem]

Viking Berry is king!

[tepid peak]

Great flavor

[gray crypt]

Morgen gjall

[plucky jasper]

can i join in one of you guys servers?

[tardy vale]

best to find is #1024264966712340510

[plucky jasper]

okay

[turbid zenith]

Quick question, when will valheim release on the ps5 and if so will it have co-up multi-player?

[arctic torrent]

2026 and yes

[turbid zenith]

Thank you so much, can't wait

[soft totem]

Morning everyone! How's the raiding party today?

[nova umbra]

my fav is ultra fiesta mango and top speed

but viking berry is nice too

maybe just too sweet for me

[soft totem]

I was an avid consumer of the white no sugar Monster until this one came out.

But I think that's also a prerequisite for blue collar workers lol

[tardy vale]

my fav is monster clear water non sparkling

[crimson inlet]

I like Crush smultron

[soft totem]

Hydration is key.

[tardy vale]

it's a myth tho

your body will tell you when you need it

[soft totem]

If that's true, my body must synthesize it's own.

Or I hydrate via osmosis.

[nova umbra]

im taking creatine and need to force myself to drink more water

[crisp musk]

I set up a north-port portal in the north of my map but still south of the iceburgs. I'm concerned that the north end of the world will have a major change like the ashlands did when the seas dropped and mountain tops became tropical islands. any thoughts?

[rugged forge]

If you don't venture out too far north, you should be fine. But I would be careful.

[crisp musk]

wonder if we'll need to craft a big sled pulled by Lox

[rugged forge]

That'd be pretty cool. 😉

[tranquil kernel]

Lox would probably sink in the snow

[gray crypt]

Need them some snowshoes!

Like one of those snow cat machines

[frail pond]

Players sure do want the already janky Lox to pull a physics object.

[gray crypt]

Those things are strong AF. Can you blame us?

They’re the only creatures in Valheim that can pull a cart loaded with ore

[frail pond]

I would if that nightmare of a concept were added haha

[frail pond]

Hey! We're in Valheim too.

[gray crypt]

I can’t move a fully loaded cart

[frail pond]

You didn't say fully

[gray crypt]

Fair

[crisp musk]

just push the loaded cart down the mountain and pick up the boxes at the bottom

[gray crypt]

Great for silver. Doesn’t really work for iron

[rugged stag]

-# But they did say "Loaded with ore"

[crisp musk]

lox need saddle bags

[storm anchor]

-# Yep, but not fully loaded.

[frail pond]

1 stack is technically a load.

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-wtf-cat-huh-wtf-huh-cat-gif-17450980909222787557

[crisp musk]

or one ore in each slot 😯

[waxen oak]

In fisherman valheim viking is cart

[crimson inlet]

When you need it and when it's good to have it is different

🙅‍♂️ No good to just drink when thirsty only

[iron basin]

wanna say something unpopular.

[crimson inlet]

Same, chugging that water
Been having consistently vivid dreams

[remote plover]

Glorp
(Hi)

[crimson inlet]

Opinions are dangerous to have in this day and age

[crimson inlet]

11/10 PFP

[iron basin]

it would be really funny if trolls would stop attacking people if given money and furthermore it'd be funny if someone put one of those trolls near a bridge so you have to keep paying the troll not to kill bridge crossers (he doesnt give it back)

[odd saddle]

Thats actually cool, but does troll have brain to make such a deal

[iron basin]

idk this idea was even less popular than bribeable dvergers in #suggestions

the reason it's not a duplicate post is i added the bridge toll troll part and am just saying it humorously

[odd saddle]

Hahaha

[iron basin]

truth be told i wasnt expecting something that was already clearly partway in jest even in #suggestions to be recieved so coldly

the #suggestion-discussion people are kinda sharks i don't want to bother them anymore

[tranquil kernel]

I saw that Beautiful

[waxen oak]

They didnt need my moral support XD

[waxen oak]

Ya its not the least toxic place

[tranquil kernel]

Everyone can use a lil moral support

[iron basin]

oh! th-

oh.
(i jest)

i call him lefranz

[hybrid fulcrum]

I think that scallops are a superior seafood choice

[iron basin]

one word: shrimp

@vocal trout is it alright if i dm you?

[waxen oak]

Thats a tough one. Too many good options

[vocal trout]

Yeah

[ancient maple]

where do i report someone thats in the discord

[arctic torrent]

@worn finch

[hybrid fulcrum]

u like dem skrimps eh?

[ancient maple]

thanks Larsi

[misty lion]

are all github links auto blocked/banned?

even in dev/debug channels

[tardy vale]

no, but that style to post links with a hidden name is forbidden since evil bots use it

[misty lion]

ohhh got it thak you!

[tardy vale]

np 🙂

[novel notch]

🤖

[fluid cedar]

god i love real scallops i wont lie

[hidden glade]

scallops are one of if not my fav seafood

[iron basin]

scallops make me feel sick
but shrimp doesnt 🍤

[hybrid fulcrum]

Ok wasp lady let me ask you this then

Crab or Lobster?

[tranquil kernel]

Y’all talking about all this seafood makes me want some for dinner

[iron basin]

tough one.

[craggy bear]

Can I share my art ?

[iron basin]

if it's related to valheim it can go in #fanart

[craggy bear]

thnx

[fluid cedar]

i always choose lobster > crab personally

but i like both

ocean bugs are delicious

[tranquil kernel]

Seekers of the sea

[novel notch]

If only their meat was as cheap as seeker meat

[hybrid fulcrum]

I’m a crab guy myself

Little garlic butter dip

Ez pz

[fluid cedar]

crab people...

[tardy vale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/justin-crab-crabs-rave-bMyW51TS3QVVIPulMG

[hybrid fulcrum]

Scallops truly are superior. But have you seen how much they cost?

MY GOD MAN. GOTTA SELL MY DAMN KIDNEY FOR A FEW

[umbral fog]

The cost will vary greatly depending on where you live 😄

[hybrid fulcrum]

Is that right? Lets talk about that Asatru

tell me more about the geo economics of Scallop purchasing

Does a swedish scallop cost more than an australian one?!

[umbral fog]

Why? Isnt it obvious that pretty much anything will be sold at cheaper price if you are buying it near the source?

[hybrid fulcrum]

but where is the source? is there a scallop city like atlantis?

[umbral fog]

Now it seems almost like source of "Its OoFs" is in black forest...

[hybrid fulcrum]

according to my dedicated research and sources

most scallops are actually chinese!

The U.S. has the largest wild scallop fishery in the world.

Farmed ones are chinese. Wild caught are American by statistics

[waxen oak]

Are they scallop or skate medallions. Crab is also optimal for sauce making

[waxen oak]

While there is no exact global statistic, studies show that roughly 20% to 40% of seafood sold—including scallops—is mislabeled, substituted, or deceptive. In many restaurant and retail settings, scallops are considered one of the most frequently faked or substituted aquatic product

[hybrid fulcrum]

MY GOD MAN ITS A SCAM

[waxen oak]

Always has been 🌎👨‍🚀

[high atlas]

since the first caveman sold the first stick it was just a dried poo

its in our blood

[vocal trout]

Haha even animals scam among themselves.

[fluid cedar]

yeah scallops specifically also suffer from high volume of mislabeling and scams

though i will say i have had good imitation

[waxen oak]

sea food isnt bad lying is bad

[hybrid fulcrum]

hes right

Lying is indeed bad

[unkempt rampart]

I was in a parking lot one time, watching a squirrel bury nuts, and there was a crow watching it too, and when the squirrel would run back up the tree the crow would dig up the nut with its beak. So the squirrel started burying rocks, and while the crow was trying to dig it up, it would bury a nut around the tree.

[nova lark]

I love squirrels 🐿️

Poor squirrels don’t live long enough to get the credit they deserve, wonderful creatures.

[turbid zenith]

Hi everyone, will valheim have splitscreen when it releases on the ps5?

[fluid cedar]

i doubt it but dont know

split screen is a very demanding feature

[tulip mauve]

Very fun feature tho. Really brings me back

Not sure if I’d like it in Valheim though

[hidden glade]

Gorgen mjall 🌊 ☕

[heady hearth]

Evenin', Gjall!

[vocal trout]

IS IT TIME FOR THE STORE?

[tardy vale]

morgen gjall

[heady hearth]

Yes, get the rösti and extra viking berry

[vocal trout]

Well I did buy the potato cakes last time and ate them all 😄

I couldn't find Rösti in the store

Like this specific one

Maybe I should get fries today and use in my air fryer

[tardy vale]

how can't you not find it? 🤔

[vocal trout]

I guess they didn't have any at the time 😛

[crimson inlet]

mosquitos had a field day today on my ankles

who invented mosquitos

[hidden glade]

Someone with the mindset "if I can't be happy no one can"

[vocal trout]

The only downside with fizzy drinks is that you can't fill those bottles with silicon straw suckers because when you open the drink spray.
I would love to be able to keep laying on my back and drink instead of having to bend over to the side...

I guess any bottle with an open, close thingy,

[tardy vale]

just get a sippy cup

[vocal trout]

Well those wont work either lol.

Since it's when you close the lid, button, whatever and then open the fizz spray all over you.

[soft totem]

These bears are tough as shit lol

[umbral fog]

They do have lot of hp 😄

[soft totem]

I haven't played since they added the bear set so I'm trying to craft it. Paws and headdress so far.

[umbral fog]

The paws are actually really good for bears 😄 so good choice on them

[soft totem]

I still do fries in the oven like an absolute creature.

[soft totem]

I killed the last one with fire arrows and it worked alright as long as I kept a gap between us.

[hidden glade]

Same

[wispy island]

When be come the update

[hidden glade]

When it's ready

Or maybe you need 2000 hours of playtime to unlock

Who knows

[wispy island]

that's to say

[soft totem]

I got some rookie numbers over here lmao

Bear armor acquired!

[arctic torrent]

I also aquired bear armor today for the first time lol

[soft totem]

The buff is pretty sweet. Especially with the bear claws.

[hidden glade]

ive been hooked to the finals recently lol

[odd saddle]

I use copper knife to kill him, just go and circle around him, stab him 2-3 times and again go around him, its way faster than arrows, plus y can craft a bronze buckle which can stun him and allow you to do critical damage

[soft totem]

I played the shit outta that for the first couple of seasons.

[soft totem]

Will remember that. Fire arrows takes a little while lol

[storm anchor]

As axe enjoyer I appreciate the bear armor set a lot.

[soft totem]

I'm still trying to find the second axe head for the Early Axes

[hidden glade]

i only just got back into it

the community is much smaller now

and less toxic

like so far at least

[arctic torrent]

Oh no this was for completions sake, i am on day like 1900 on this world and beat fader this week lol

[iron basin]

🥳

i got back in at the right time

(not that i remember ever being in before)]

[storm anchor]

Time to start agane.

[arctic torrent]

Nah, now i can finally play the game(double my settlement size and add more castles, etc

need to connect starting altar, eikthyr, mountains, black forest, swamp(bonemass) and plains

[eternal zenith]

anyone want to start a fresh world?

[storm anchor]

Someone in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510 might.

[weak meteor]

Yo

Whatsup y'alls

[iron basin]

guten morgen

morgen will never be the name of the deep north boss 💔 a child named tomorrow 'd've been awesome

[waxen oak]

Can confirm not this

[tardy vale]

same

[vague hollow]

I gifted Valheim to a friend and he's having a blast, to the point he's inviting people too

[weak meteor]

Valheim

[latent glen]

hi

If anyone has a Spanish-speaking channel, please send it to me.

[storm anchor]

You can look out for Spanish speaking people in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510 but remember keep it English in this server. 👍

[gilded raven]

Hola

[merry raft]

Never again am I ever doing frost caves

[tardy vale]

you found a white wolf?

[merry raft]

nah its just cultists are some bs to fight

especially cause the only fire resist you can get before plains is fenris set, which you need to do frost caves for

Im playing my first ever solo world rn, and Ive never done frost caves before

alone at least.

[hybrid fulcrum]

i have a tip

to help you with that, the best thing you can do is not get hit by their fire attacks. thats my recommendation

Did you know that dodge rolling in Valheim is considered an I-Frame?

[umbral fog]

What armour did you have? 🙂

[storm anchor]

Root armor can will turn the tides against you when you fight those cultists.

[umbral fog]

-# Love that edit xD

[merry raft]

yeah, I just havent really fought cultists too much before, cause this is only the 3rd(i think) or 4th time ive gotten to mountains. and this is the first time I done it solo

So i dont really know how the animations of their attacks work

I did two caves to get the stuff for fenris set, and never again

[fluid cedar]

dont you wanna upgrade the set

[merry raft]

bro honestly i might go for silver later on

idk, but im not doing more frost caves i dont think

[hybrid fulcrum]

You can do it!

[fluid cedar]

get in there and teach them why they shouldnt upset a viking

[storm anchor]

Have you found Bog Witch in your world? You can make something that makes them enemies a breeze quickly.

[weak meteor]

Yo

I wish Freestuff was on the server

[crimson inlet]

I don't know if I have enough willpower to stay up for eurovision

[merry raft]

yeah

what can you make? cause i thought the only other fire resist from fenris is barley wine in plains

[fluid cedar]

the bot that tells you if theres free games up?

just add it to a personal server

[weak meteor]

@fluid cedar yes

It would be good if it were here too

[merry raft]

and quick question. What trinket should I make, cause the swamp option of the iron brooch lowk looks better than the mountains options

[storm anchor]

You can make something that takes care of the cultists for you.
Buy some vials and make some vial bombs.

[storm anchor]

Trinkets are not similarly upgrades to previous tier ones, they can be utilised as you see fitting best for you.

[waxen oak]

I love wolf sight on fuling villages

[fluid cedar]

too lazy to change servers youre lookin at?

[merry raft]

hmm

[weak meteor]

@fluid cedar Why not? It's not difficult

Anyway, bye bye

[storm anchor]

Wolf sight can be useful if you're more pierce weapon user, especially bow or spear.

[merry raft]

nah i lowk use maces

[weak meteor]

[hybrid fulcrum]

im more of a bonker myself

[merry raft]

but i might use bows for plains

[weak meteor]

Things didn't turn out the way I expected

[storm anchor]

There will be one for maces too later.

[waxen oak]

Wolf sight nerfs you kinda past 60 bow skill tho

[merry raft]

and the other mountains one is essentially just worse bonemass

but it could be useful i guess if you want to use another buff like eikthyr

Do we think iron brooch is better or crystal heart?

[tardy vale]

that kind of bot does not belong in a official discord server for a game company

[weak meteor]

@tardy vale bruh XD

[tardy vale]

yeah bruh

[fluid cedar]

its just a bot that tells you whats free on epic and if there are games 100% off on steam

dont feed the troll

[weak meteor]

@fluid cedar yeah

[tardy vale]

just use the gamer browser 🤔

it will tell you everything

[storm anchor]

Iron brooch stays relevant for a long period of the game.
Crystal heart would not be that bad if it hadn't that high adrenaline cost.

[weak meteor]

Did you ping me for this?

[merry raft]

yeah so ill prob make brooch then, thanks

[storm anchor]

It will be very useful in raiding action in plains.

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-yep-ya-gif-2495301426354871501

[novel notch]

deserved tbh

[proven dagger]

Delicious ping there!

[knotty shard]

I'm still using the stamina amulet

Nothing can top it imo

[iron basin]

what's it named?

[umbral fog]

Bronze pendant iirc

[knotty shard]

It's one of the very first you unlock

Low adrenaline cost, triggers multiple times in a fight

[storm anchor]

Evasion mantle IMO.

[iron basin]

my favorite... is fins of destiny...

love to swim without a boat...

[knotty shard]

Oh, I like sailing tho

[iron basin]

me too but sometimes i don't want the extra stress

[storm anchor]

As 2h weapon enjoyer I appreciate I can also parry bigger or even starred mobs with them without switching to shield/buckler.

[iron basin]

faced a starred troll today trying to parry it with an iron atgeir wasn't pleasant :cozy:

[hybrid fulcrum]

Nice job wasp lady

[iron basin]

i used :cozy: like that on purpose to be funny i'm pretty sure valheim has no native cozy emotes

[hybrid fulcrum]

maybe you should request to have one made

this is the way

[storm anchor]

[tender plaza]

when deep north

[arctic torrent]

you can read channel description

[hybrid fulcrum]

ok Larsi let me ask you this then

[tender plaza]

Why are you assuming I can read?

[hybrid fulcrum]

Sourdough bread or Rye?

[storm anchor]

Rye for me.

[arctic torrent]

sourdough

[iron basin]

yes i'd like both

[iron basin]

that's actually a really good question

but now that i read the context i realized neither of us are funny

[frail pond]

You played yourself, you asked in a text channel and responded with understanding.

[smoky phoenix]

who wants to hangout with me?

[arctic torrent]

#1024264966712340510

[vocal trout]

Good morning 🙂

[hybrid fulcrum]

whats so good about it?

[frail pond]

Better question, what isn't good about it?

[pine ocean]

New here. where can I find a potential RP server/group to play with?

[radiant glacier]

Anyone want to play together I'm new to the game just passed the first boss 😀

[unborn quail]

#1024264966712340510 is the place to look for both of you!

[radiant glacier]

Copy that

[zealous snow]

SPANISH?

[jade flint]

no hables

[vocal trout]

English only here

[novel notch]

if you are from a country that isnt england, you arent welcome 😏 (mild sarcasm)

[proven dagger]

Morgen gjall.

[soft totem]

I consumed much mead and ale last night. I'm paying for it this morning.

[soft totem]

I'm fixing the problem with coffee and lo-fi.

[gray crypt]

Morgen gjall

[dusty creek]

Top o’ the morning to gjall!

[crisp musk]

happy freek'n (my) sunday

[soft totem]

Sunday funday

[static cloud]

Hey all! I started playing valheim, and im doing videos ab my journey. I love games. And valheim is lovely game as a finnish person i enjoy it. Seems like everyday trip to local forest. But yeah can i post the video on the https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202323242891612230 ?

[arctic torrent]

you can link to videos and streams about your valheim playthrough in there, yes

[hybrid fulcrum]

You can only eat Fish or chicken for the rest of your life which one do you choose?

[normal glen]

Fish because there’s so many to choose from.

Chicken is just… chicken.

[hybrid fulcrum]

It can be prepared any way in any dish but the protein must be fish or chicken

[normal glen]

Yeah but I mean if I choose fish I can still decide between salmon, sardines, cod, etc…

[finite anvil]

Evolutionarily chickens are lobe-finned-fish... so fish!

[crimson inlet]

???

[normal glen]

Chickens are just chickens.

[crimson inlet]

how many different things do you even eat in a week?

[normal glen]

Chicken is a single animal while fish is a collective.

[normal glen]

“For the rest of your life” was the question

[crimson inlet]

I don't want to eat an entire ecosystem to feel satisfied
plus theres probably lots of disgusting fish anyway

[normal glen]

What

[crimson inlet]

I'll eat chicken everyday for the rest of my life 💪 lots of a MUSKELS

[normal glen]

Entire ecosystem?

[crimson inlet]

anyone seen that little girl pointing at nuggets saying "Chicken, chicken, chicken"

[finite anvil]

I don't think the choice was "eat all the fish" or "all the chickens"...

[normal glen]

Yeah…

[crimson inlet]

neither was I

Change it to selection
it's not that hard, jeez you guys ruined the question

it's not real

it's not a real ultimatum

no answer is so wrong the world will be destroyed

[normal glen]

Ehmm what

[hybrid fulcrum]

Disregard dad blues he’s 8 beers in

[crimson inlet]

Chicken, Oof
the answer is chicken

anything else is wrong

[normal glen]

Drunkard

[crimson inlet]

I already do that anyway everyday

[crimson inlet]

glad you had fun

[normal glen]

For sure

Definitely should do a couple of beers together sometime

[crimson inlet]

chicken I mean

[tranquil kernel]

Evolutionarily, genetically, there is no such creature as a “fish.” They are vastly different organisms that happen to have evolved a similar appearance.

[crimson inlet]

Seafood

[tranquil kernel]

That said, eat all the fishies 🐟

[normal glen]

No

Eat the rich

[crisp musk]

wut? somebody brought rich? MMmm

[tranquil kernel]

Eat rich fish?

[vocal trout]

Protect the rich

[tranquil kernel]

Hell no

Feed the rich to pigs who are much tastier than icky ol' people

[vocal trout]

Then the pigs become rich and then we eat the pigs

[tranquil kernel]

Just like in Animal Farm 🤣

[unborn quail]

O_O

[iron basin]

i don't know where you got this gif from but it's now one of my favorites

[scenic wing]

Pig eat pig world 🫡

[normal glen]

I was thinking exactly that lol

[hidden glade]

Afternoon gjall 🌊

[iron basin]

i have a question.

did the remaster of conan exiles make it any good?

[tough aspen]

sounds like a question for the conan exiles discord

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/aww-aww-cute-so-cute-so-fluffy-kitty-gif-11801692187092446648

[fluid cedar]

i wonder if the people who engage with the discord of a game will think positively overall of the game

[iron basin]

admittedly i wanted y'all's more independent opinion

[fluid cedar]

oh boy i hope they get back to me soon

[hidden glade]

is this finally my chance to be employed?

[tulip ferry]

Economy so screwed, scams went from "you won the lottery" to "so we're offering you a job..."

[heady hearth]

🚩
Copy-paste bot is working 🤖

Be gone!

[hidden glade]

where are the magical higher ups when you need them

speak of the devil and he shal appear

[fluid cedar]

they gotta check the jobbertunity too ofc

[frail pond]

Thanks mods

[hidden glade]

i like how my mouse decides to freeze up after accidentally clicking the search bar

[fluid cedar]

infinite water glitch

[hidden glade]

woah

youre onto something here

maybe we could make enough water to put out the sun when it decides to blow up in 5 billion years

[fluid cedar]

youre a genius

now we need to copy/paste our idea to every discord along with a request that people help us get the patent started

[hidden glade]

put it in #suggestions

[hybrid fulcrum]

So. Smoked Gouda or Provolone

[novel notch]

provolone

[narrow plume]

Anyone want to start a game? age 30+ looking to start and finish the game (not in one day lol) Im new havent played in awhile

[unborn quail]

#1024264966712340510

[fluid cedar]

hard choice, i like both quite a bit

probably gonna give it to the provy because of versatility though

[hidden glade]

what about smoked mature cheddar?

[hybrid fulcrum]

Smoked Gouda or Provolone!

[unkempt rampart]

Both very different, and there is no mention of what they are accompanying, which is really the deciding factor.

[soft totem]

Finally found the second axe head for the Early Axes. Got em maxed out.

[fluid cedar]

man i wouldnt even trust that if i saw it on indeed

[soft totem]

It SCREAMS bot lmao

[waxen oak]

Provolone

[heady hearth]

Go away, bot.

[fluid cedar]

i bet its listening intently

[tardy vale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/channelfrederator-animation-channel-frederator-cartoons-k7JLRHYxe47Ek

[fluid cedar]

whatd you do to bring all the 'recruiters' to the yard smiffe

[tardy vale]

no clue. seems like a new type of scam

[quiet gull]

HI!

[tardy vale]

making the gullible people contact them, get info, install work program, computer stolen

seen it a few years ago

[fluid cedar]

tis my first time seeing it, i can definitely see why it would be effective though

[tardy vale]

it was invented during the pandemic

so people who where laid of, thought they found a easy money job

[gray patio]

Is there an eta for 1.0? or is that still unknown

[unborn quail]

When It's Ready is the only eta

[craggy holly]

when we know it will appear in #news channel, everything you hear before then will not be legit

[fallow wing]

play valheim with me

or explode

[gray patio]

ykw im down

fresh world?

[fallow wing]

fresh avo cado

[tardy vale]

it will be out when it's done.
no further information has been said about it

[soft totem]

Let them cook.

[tardy vale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/thesims-sims-the-ts4-gkWuAJWwXKtm2unoJW

[tired jolt]

when deep north 😭

[gray crypt]

See channel description above.

[heady crow]

best thing they can do at this point is make sure its a polished beautiful 1.0

[craggy holly]

Apart from the channel description, when we know it will be in #news and the devs/mods do not like spreading rumours about it here, because thats all it would be, rumours, nothing is confirmed about the date for Deep North. Just be patient.

[tardy vale]

We are 🫡

[tulip mauve]

Imagine if you needed 9 of each head total to fully upgrade them

[frail pond]

I actually wouldn't mind something along these lines, the upgrade is a bit easy

[hidden glade]

Gorgen mjall 🌊

[novel notch]

As bots go, i like this one

😉

[hidden glade]

Beep boop bop

[sonic pond]

@unborn quail it's more of a straightforward action with crazy gods, cultists, different regions etc etc

the depictions are very vivid and it's very easy to read, goes smoothly. You should rather give a try to the actual text

also it has an overarching history that slowly surfaces, similar to Tolkien's universe but not as detailed

definitely not as much space is given to combat compared to movies but movies are rather typical in this, directors probably think that people would leave the theater if 30%+ of screentime wasn't combat

also less focus is given to Conan's physical strength, he solves many problems with wits and agility

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tardy vale]

@coral loom no prediction please 🙂

[coral loom]

ok

[proven dagger]

Morgen gjall.

[exotic vigil]

is it worth it to spend another 1000 hours building in valheim or move on from game? n.n it feels like its been taking 6 months to a year for biomes to release now

[umbral fog]

If you are having fun doing it then its totally worth it imo 🙂

[storm anchor]

Take a break if you need it and return later if you feel like it.

[umbral fog]

If you dont have fun, go pick up another game and come back once 1.0 is out

[exotic vigil]

i started a freshy after a 6 month break

[storm anchor]

Ah, might have missed that.

Game is in good place currently and you can still continue the same world when 1.0 is here.

[tardy vale]

I would probably play something else and save up energy for 1.0 🤔

[plush inlet]

Hello dear Vikings, I found some seeds on the Valheim seed site that I think are pretty good. Go check them out for yourselves on the site:

G5cVcG5yPX

iJuWGsN6GW

55RfF5bJve

HxzgZiAcNh

[tardy vale]

#1202740443352137838 <--

[plush inlet]

Ho shoot

Sorry im new

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-yep-ya-gif-2495301426354871501

[exotic vigil]

ive played valheim with many irl friends who have moved on now and when i see all the builds from them and the times we had together its a massive hit of nostalgia but now i have that feeling of loneliness in the game, they all moved on and i doubt they will return, im abit lost returning to the game alone

[tardy vale]

game is fine alone, but I know friends can make almost any game alot more fun 🙂

[night tendon]

So tag along with the others in here. Many looking for company

[exotic vigil]

1800 hrs spent in worlds with friends, 1500 solo, its hard to continue playing

[tardy vale]

you can always wait for 1.0

it's always easier to convince people to have another round when all content is out 😄

[exotic vigil]

is there a planned date? :/

[vocal trout]

Nah

[umbral fog]

None that we are aware of.

As the channel description says, it will be out when it is ready. 🙂

[exotic vigil]

thanks

[weak tendon]

Its good not to rush though

[umbral fog]

Yep 😄

[soft totem]

The Early Axes have made it so I no longer fear bears!

[tardy vale]

it's planned when it's finished 🙂

[weak tendon]

Is anybody thinking that Early axes should get heavy nerfs

[tulip mauve]

Nah they seem fine to me

Maybe it's a bit much to give you a birch chopping tool that early and letting you skip bronze axe, but idk the impact of that. I don't use finewood for much pre-black forest

Plus they're rng based so it's not like you're always gonna get a leg up by getting them, sometimes it's more worthwhile to just progress naturally than find the axes if you have unoptimal rng

[trim ember]

idk bout anyone else but i think they're fine, its like a bronze axe substitute really. low blocking power to balance the shear damage output

[weak tendon]

I think they need heavy damage and blocking nerfs and that they cannot cut finewood

[trim ember]

interesting take

[tulip mauve]

I'd much rather see atgeirs, bows, and magic heavily nerfed

Not that I expect it to happen

[weak tendon]

They can block draugr wich is two biomes up thats too much

[trim ember]

i don't play on normal so i wouln't know

[weak tendon]

Yeah magic needs to hard nerf just like the axes

[frosty walrus]

they have incredibly low block armor already, they’re blocking draugr because of your max health

[weak tendon]

Its not enough bro is upgraded with some wood and can block draugr that could be said overpowered

[frosty walrus]

even if it had zero block armor it would probably be able to

[static cloud]

Is anyone interested playing w me and makin vids🤘

29 yo male, finnish. Shoe size 44

[tulip mauve]

I mean, can doesn't necessarily mean it's overpowered. There are other tools that will do better or require less skill

I'd find it more concerning that finewood bow is a totally viable and pretty safe way to kill something like fulings

[weak tendon]

I can im finnish too

[static cloud]

Content is being made In english tho is that fine?

[weak tendon]

Yes

[trim ember]

i don't see a problem with balancing at all in this regard really, if you find the game is too easy and things are overpowered move that difficulty slider a tad to the right, fixed

[static cloud]

Im having one polish friend playing rn w me. I add you To friend!

[weak tendon]

Yeah

[crisp musk]

Archery target loaded with fire arrows is the brightest light source in the game l?!?

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/waving-joy-lizard-hi-there-well-hello-there-gif-15622233555234689915

[worldly trench]

[gray crypt]

Morgen gjall

[storm anchor]

Nice seeing fellow Finns here.

[rugged stag]

Serpents do have a lot of fins yes

as do fish

[crisp musk]

so do Helsinki jails 😀

[storm anchor]

Have you finnished now.

[rugged stag]

Nope, just opened Valheim for today

[storm anchor]

Cool, same.

[rugged stag]

Gonna craft me my end-game axes ❤️

[crisp musk]

so proud of my skellies, they killed a Vile on their own

[static cloud]

Fish is fin

I love fishing puns and as a fin they hit hard

Get baited

[storm anchor]

Stop the baiting already! -Trollfish.

[rugged stag]

-# I have to organise my base's storage system still...

-# Ugh

[hidden glade]

afternoon gjall 🌊

[rugged stag]

Waves in Ohio 👋

[tardy vale]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jGWMtEhS1c

[hidden glade]

Lizard

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[hidden glade]

Lizard

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[hidden glade]

Lizard

[tulip mauve]

🦎

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[devout trout]

Lizard

[hidden glade]

Lizard 🦎

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[hidden glade]

Lizard 🦎

[tulip mauve]

Lizard

[hidden glade]

how are yall lizarding today 🦎

[crimson inlet]

So lizard is allowed but not beans

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[crimson inlet]

🫛

Middleground

[tranquil kernel]

Now I’ll always call peas “lizard beans”

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[arctic torrent]

I'm in the mountains.
Blizzard

[proven dagger]

Any type of lizard?

[heady crow]

I was never worried. Love you guys.

[waxen oak]

Ur a genius

[waxen oak]

Beans are forbidden now?

[vocal trout]

Why are beans banned?

[scenic wing]

Is lizard the new beans?

[rugged stag]

I hope not

I can tolerate "Howdy Gjall" but beans, meow, and lizard are diabolical

[storm anchor]

What about ||egg||?

[devout trout]

||lizard||

Or better yet: ||a meowing lizard eating beans||

[rugged stag]

-# I would never give up my join date

[coral cedar]

Hyper, may I ask how you've managed to keep that Warframe profile thing? Mine only lasted a month.

[devout trout]

Nitro. Simple as that

Otherwise yeah, they're limited time

[coral cedar]

Unsurprising, I suppose. Thanks for the answer.

[devout trout]

Of course. It's always nice to see a fellow Warframe player in these parts.

It's pretty much my main game now that Bungie has shot it's own foot too many times recently. I'm at 6k hours in D2, vs 4k in Warframe

[rugged stag]

Play Valheim

[coral cedar]

That's certainly more time than I have in Warframe, by almost double. Your dedication is admirable.

[devout trout]

Waiting for 1.0 if I'm gonna be honest. My friend group is doing the same.

[scenic wing]

Egg was bad because it was just one person doing it, so it wasn’t even funny to anyone

[rugged stag]

play now so you're ready for when it drops

[devout trout]

Haha, yeah I love the game that's for sure. I'm currently LR2 and at about 1400 login days

I like to do level cap steel path circuit because it's funny.

[coral cedar]

Impressive. I've never actually personally known someone with a higher rank than mine, 28. I dare not imagine the shenanigans you're capable of.

[devout trout]

Well, I just recently made a new and improved Mag Prime build that can one or two shot steel path acolytes up to about level 300, and still easily take care of higher levels.

My main warframe still remains Garuda Prime tho

[coral cedar]

Always been an Oberon Prime main myself, even years before his rework. Even before Oberon Prime was an option.

[vocal trout]

I miss Bean already

[devout trout]

Props to that. I've also been using Garuda since before her prime. Between 2 base and 1 prime, I've dumped about 15 forma total, not including her talons.

[arctic torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/nicholas-nicholascage-bees-bite-gif-4944634

Subject but its beans

[devout trout]

Anyhow, it's time for me to start work. If you'd like, I'd honestly be down to play some warframe with you sometime @coral cedar . Just lmk. I'm always looking for more people to play with ||and attempt to recruit into my clan ||

[coral cedar]

No promises on clan membership, but I would enjoy having a capable ally in the Origin System. I'll keep you in mind.

[iron basin]

in real life history

how widely utilized were bees as weapons?

i've heard that offensive beehives are very inefficient in valheim

[gray crypt]

The problem is that constructed beehives only attack if damaged and they don't have much hp.

only the wild beehives attack when you get too close.

[iron basin]

i'm aware yes
my idea for myself is to put beehives in the line of fire to poison a raider as it breaks

[gray crypt]

so basically a poison trap. They don't do much damage either.

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[iron basin]

i'm not caught up in chat i can't be bothered where did we start w lizards

ok i'm caught up nvm

mutually consensual trolling 👍

[tulip mauve]

They can be kinda nice for Elder raid, but eh.

Campfires are my preference for that raid

[arctic torrent]

Just tame some wolves and spread them around your base

[iron basin]

trolls will destroy everything while attacking the wolves 😂

[vocal trout]

BEANS

I mean COOKIES

🍪

[iron basin]

🥛

[vocal trout]

MILK

[novel notch]

thank you crown flower star cookie milk star flower crown

hgbghgbgb

[vocal trout]

@heady hearth OH YEAH, I bought RÖSTI today!!!

[upbeat hemlock]

the true best raid defense in valheim is aggro manipulation

[hybrid fulcrum]

Ok so let me ask you this then

Bacon or Sausage?

[sonic pond]

both

[waxen oak]

Sausage bc its more versatile

[sonic pond]

sausage wrapped in bacon

[spring pumice]

a

[heady hearth]

YAAAS! Now I need some too thx for reminding me!! 😋

[arctic torrent]

Sausages cause valheim

[unborn quail]

My answer to all your questions is neither 😂 Don't eat either one

[heady hearth]

Neither, or both. Too difficult to decide 😓

[fluid cedar]

bacon its always bacon

[storm anchor]

Lately I've grown out of the taste of sausages (IRL).

[unborn quail]

They're so greasy and they make my stomach hurt lol. Chicken and turkey is about the only meat I like

[tranquil kernel]

Turkey sausage is tasty

[heady hearth]

prosciutto 🤌

[unkempt rampart]

I made a spicy italian sausage bolognese this weekend 👌

[soft totem]

I just spent 5 hours out in the sun doing body work. I have the thirst!

[fluid cedar]

feels good right?

[soft totem]

SO GOOD

I'm now drinking in the sun, trying to be less ghostly pale.

[fluid cedar]

make sure not to fall asleep out there

[unborn quail]

The sun burn would make you regret it lol

[fluid cedar]

my one and only time having sun poisoning was because i passed out at the beach

unpleasant

[soft totem]

The tourist traffic makes sleep impossible.

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[novel notch]

new scam bot? the lizard bot?

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[eager shale]

Maybe too much alcohol

[scenic wing]

Could this possibly mean… Deep North??

[umbral fog]

Too cold for lizards there 😄

[tardy vale]

lizard

[rugged forge]

wth?

Did he got hacked?

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[soft totem]

No such thing.

[arctic torrent]

Not capitalized. What does it mean?

[tranquil kernel]

It’s a code

Possibly binary, lowercase means 1 and uppercase = 0

[waxen oak]

s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

[soft totem]

(I'm) hun(ga)r(y)

[waxen oak]

LMAO same

[umbral fog]

Type the secret code
So we know it is you...

[unborn quail]

if he was hacked I somehow don't think this would be the hacker's prerogative XD

[soft totem]

What if the goal is to steal his identity? To be a chameleon if you will.

[scarlet kernel]

He lost his last marble

(I stole it)

[soft totem]

DON'T TELL PEOPLE

SSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHH

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[hidden glade]

lizard

[novel notch]

Lizard

[hidden glade]

lizard bean

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[tranquil kernel]

Mushroom
Mushroom

[hidden glade]

bean lizard

[fluid cedar]

🦡

[waxen oak]

My 2 mushroom boxes are labeled badger and badger lol

[soft totem]

Peak 2000s internet right there.

[soft totem]

🦡

[umbral fog]

Are we switching from "🦎 🦎 🦎 🦎 🦎 🦎 " to "🦡 🦡 🦡 🦡 🦡 🦡 🦡 🍄‍🟫 🍄‍🟫 "? 😄

[soft totem]

I say we do all of them.

Why discriminate?

Lizardbadgermushroombadgerlizard

[waxen oak]

Cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance

[soft totem]

Techno Viking. Nuff said.

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[devout trout]

Lizard

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[vocal trout]

Drazil?

[arctic torrent]

Drazil

[scarlet kernel]

Brazil

[hidden glade]

Bean

[tardy vale]

Lizard

[waxen oak]

Yggdrazil = lizardggy backwards

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-charlie-day-crazy-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-qanon-gif-23738584

[heady hearth]

Lox = Lizard Ox

[novel notch]

You might have aaid too much

[hybrid fulcrum]

You all have done very well with the questions as of late very good very nice

[iron basin]

docs?

dizzard?