general

[rugged forge]

Deer are the only ones that don't.

[hidden glade]

there are workarrounds tho

[unborn quail]

See now it's personal philosophy and theology. Which obviously y'all are gonna hate on me for having bc you disagree and don't like it. But for an answer, human beings have souls and will eventually go to either heaven or h@ll as they choose. While I despise all forms of animal cruelty ofc, I'd be morally obligated to save the life of a human stranger over the life of a dog bc the dog does not have eternal stakes at hand. Human does.

There ya go, happy?

[hidden glade]

you could "accidentally" drop a tree on to ones head

[frail pond]

There's others, like seagulls and ravens.

[hidden glade]

i think all loot from those spawn naturally in chests tho

[rugged forge]

@Henneth There is no god.

[rugged forge]

I usually don't have to kill those.

[vocal trout]

I would save the dog hands down.

[hidden glade]

im not religious but i do value human life over other species

[rugged forge]

And humans don't have a soul.

[frail pond]

Okay, they said deer are the only ones that don't attack you, nothing about loot.

[unborn quail]

Sorry you think so. I believe there is.

[rugged forge]

We're animals just like everything else.

[hidden glade]

tho it would be different if it was my dog

[rugged forge]

You're an American, right? 😉

[hidden glade]

im british

[hexed drift]

close enough

[hidden glade]

nah

i am proud to be british

nothing close to it

[rugged forge]

I mean @unborn quail

[hidden glade]

oh

same difference

[rugged forge]

Sorry, my bad.

[vocal trout]

There's no god because if there was he wouldn't allow humans to spread like an infection 😂

[hexed drift]

tbf, i would deny any relationship witht he US as well rn...

[hidden glade]

thats a whole other moral dilemma

thats for a seperate conversation

[hexed drift]

only if he is omniscient, omnipotent and benevolent
reality tells us he is at most 2 of those xd

[frail pond]

Don't discriminate guys, people can have their own beliefs here without getting challenged. It's a Valheim discord.

[hidden glade]

yes

people are intitled to their own opinion

[rugged forge]

It's just that a lot of Americans are fervously religious. And most Europeans are not.

[hexed drift]

as long i dont have to deal with the fallout...

[hidden glade]

the uk was a christian country up until recently

[rugged forge]

We all have been.

And still are. In Europe that is.

[unborn quail]

You can say whatever you want. Doesn't make it true 🙂 I'm gonna pray for you but not debate you. If you're right and there is no God and no eternal consequences, it really doesn't matter at the end, does it? We don't go anywhere when we die. Okay, that's chill. But if you're wrong, you'll find out when you die and I'd rather it not be when it's too late. It's very simple.

[hidden glade]

most European countries

[rugged forge]

I'm old.

[steel olive]

are atgeirs good?
ive been using the mace on all my playthroughs and i wanna try something new

[hexed drift]

nah, eastern, past of central and northern europe as majority atheist by now

[rugged forge]

I'm 64 and have been agnostic my whole life.

[hexed drift]

extremely good

[rugged forge]

Or rather atheist.

[unborn quail]

There are fervent Christians in every country of the world lol

[vocal trout]

The only god I believe in is Cookie Monster

[rugged forge]

True, but there are WAY more in America.

In Europe most people are no longer true believers.

[hexed drift]

same thing, kinda
every agnostic is also an atheist

[rugged forge]

There is a difference.

But yeah, that would be a loooong discussion.

[tired harness]

Do I even want to know how/why are are discussion religion?

[vocal trout]

I believe in science.

[rugged forge]

I believe in the scientific method.

[vocal trout]

Because killing pixels in games is bad and makes you go to hell or something.

[covert ember]

atheists say there is no god, agnosts say they don't know

[rugged forge]

lol

[tired harness]

Why?

[hexed drift]

and that is incorrect

[rugged forge]

Please enlighten us.

[vocal trout]

Because they have souls.

[tired harness]

That is factually incorrect.

But.. why did this topic start?

[covert ember]

no clue i just jumped in

[hexed drift]

aetheist only means you dont believe
if you dont know you are still an atheist
an antitheist (not to be confused with a misotheist) is what you think an atheist is

[rugged forge]

I actually don't believe in souls. Since I'm atheist. I just get a bad feeling when attacking people unprovoked.

[vocal trout]

It started because killing humans in games is bad because they have souls

[tired harness]

Again, factually incorrect.
Can you link me to where it actually started if that's all the info you have?

[hexed drift]

pixels dont have souls, and neither does AI, but id still argue one should be cautious when depicting killing

(the a in atheist isnt anti, against, but "without")

[unborn quail]

There are thousands of debates about it. It's ultimately up to the individual. You can have God standing in front of you and you still wouldn't believe it as that's the nature of stubbornness lol. I can't convince you and won't pretend any factual or evidence based well put together discussions are gonna help. You decide. "The fool says in his heart, there is no God"

[vocal trout]

AI def has soul, haven't you seen people marrying their AI?

[unborn quail]

I think I started it bc I don't believe in playing games like call of duty bc war isn't entertainment lol

[hexed drift]

way to dismis any existing logic and reasoning, but alas, thats what people decided to go with

[rugged forge]

I have never seen God standing in front of me. Show me he exists and I believe.

[steel olive]

for me its just that fps and shooters in general are boring imo

[frail pond]

War isn't entertaining to me.* Fixed that for you.

[tired harness]

That's a valid opinion to have.
Still not sure how it connects to religion, but 👍 lol

[covert ember]

but not having a belief is also actively the refusal of the existence of a god, so an atheist would immediately become an antitheist the moment they declare there is no god instead of simply stating their absence of belief?

[hexed drift]

gods exist on a spectrum, as do nonbelievers
some gods are more credible, or rather, less incredible, than others
i found most antitheists to have varying opinions on different entities, ranging from "definitely does not exist" to "may exist but is unprofen"

[vocal trout]

It's interesting how so many people find games without combat boring.
Like I feel the same, a game without combat is boring, but why?

[rugged forge]

No supernatural creature exists.

[covert ember]

may exist but is unproven sounds more agnostic to me

[rugged forge]

There is no supernatural, period.

Prove it to me.

The scientific way.

You can't.

[hexed drift]

agnostic/lesser atheist: "we dont know god exists, therefore i do not believe" vs
gnostic/antitheist: "this god is not compatible with observed reality"

[tired harness]

Ok the nerd emotes are unnecessary...

[unborn quail]

Well they demanded to know why I care about human life. So I said it's bc I believe we have souls. And therefore we have all the lovely people telling me they believe there is no God. Totally expected and unavoidable but I gave my answer lol

[tired harness]

Ah. 🤦‍♂️

[hexed drift]

actually your claim defeats itself as proving a negative true is impossible

[vocal trout]

But all life has souls.

[rugged forge]

You don't need a god to be mercyful and have compassion.

[hexed drift]

aka its not a scientific claim

[rugged forge]

No life has souls.

[tired harness]

Is anyone in this specific room saying that?

[frail pond]

This topic is out of hand, discrimination is not allowed in the server, it's rule #1. Stop trying to challenge what people believe in a Valheim discord please. 😬

[rugged forge]

It's implied.

[tired harness]

Stop putting implications where words are not there.
Take what people are actually saying.

[hexed drift]

yeah, thats the agnostic position
but agnostics are a different form of atheist

[vocal trout]

Doesn't it go both ways?
Why can someone say we will go to hell for not believing in god etc.

[tired harness]

If no one is saying it, no one is saying it.

[frail pond]

It does, and they can't.

[unborn quail]

When people see something they don't like it's bound to happen

[rugged forge]

Ok, I'll stop.

[unborn quail]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[tired harness]

👍

[frail pond]

Self control isn't impossible.

It's necessary if you want to follow the rules laid out

[covert ember]

i thought it was a fairly civil discussion considering the topic

[hexed drift]

R'Amen

[tired harness]

Having beliefs or not having them... both are valid and personal things. Not for general chat.

The only thing that truly matters is how high you get your swimming skill.

[vocal trout]

Same, I didn't see any discrimination

[frail pond]

Demanding people prove their beliefs is discriminatory.

[steel olive]

why not just let people have their own opinion on stuff?
like im atheist, but i dont argue with people about souls or god being scientifically proven

[tired harness]

Can we move on?

[hexed drift]

civil doesnt matter because most of the faithfull will be offended either way, which is why the topic is usually super banned
almost as super banned as recent US politics

[covert ember]

let's replace god with odin and move to #valheim-chat

[tired harness]

...

[rugged forge]

😄

[unborn quail]

I'm not offended 😂

I'm quite used to it

[tired harness]

I believe in Harvey Dent.
I believe that under his watch Gotham can start to feel a little more... optimistic.

[vocal trout]

Earth is flat

[unborn quail]

Where's a mod with a batman gif when you need 'em

[tired harness]

You mean..

WHERE. IS. HARVEY. DENT?

[hexed drift]

its the basis of reason and our modern society via the scientific method, which isnt discriminatory but appears so to those who cannot substantiate their claims
may his noodly apendage keep your food warm

[covert ember]

Regarding that, what's on the edge of the valheim map?

never been there

[hexed drift]

massive waterfall

[rugged forge]

Try it.

Don't spoil it for them.

[covert ember]

okay

i hope it's agartha

[vocal trout]

If earth was a globe we would fall off, prove me wrong.

[rugged forge]

I suggest to not wear your best armor.

[hexed drift]

and not use your most expensive ship

[covert ember]

yeah i'm definetely falling off

[frail pond]

This is just a rephrasing of the above discrimination, arguing against basic definitions just invalidates claims being made. I would just let it go.

[rugged forge]

It's fun.

[hexed drift]

care to substantiate your world salad?

the salt is a bit lacking

[vocal trout]

Mm Caesar salad

[frail pond]

What crossed you up?

[covert ember]

too many adult words being used i'm hopping back on valheim to chase trolls arounds trees

[frail pond]

👀 Sorry Knoepert.

[vocal trout]

My 😺 is 📢

[hidden glade]

My grandma who is Christian told me you don't have to be Christian to live a Christian life

Lots of it is just being nice and treating people with respect

Which is what I do anyway

I don't believe in it but you can still understand and respect it

[vocal trout]

You mean being a decent human? Lol

[hidden glade]

Thats lots of the teachings tbf

[tired harness]

🤦‍♂️ Can we move the fuck on?

[hidden glade]

I mostly live by the quote "whatever floats your boat"

[vocal trout]

Just don't get to the edge

[tired harness]

Material density is what floats most boats. 😉

[hidden glade]

Whatever wakes you up in a morning

[tired harness]

Cat.

[hidden glade]

Whatever gives you purpose

[tired harness]

Also cat.

[hidden glade]

That would be my dog

[tired harness]

🤝

[vocal trout]

Dog = god = a god dog or a dog god?

[hidden glade]

Hmmmmmmm

I believe my dog to not be a dog

But a demon sent to attack me

[tired harness]

Why...

[hidden glade]

She is a terrier

[tired harness]

Why can we not just move on to better topics...

[hidden glade]

I don't need to say more

[hexed drift]

stubborn bastards, the whole lot

[hidden glade]

That's not religious

My dog is just crazy

[vocal trout]

Aren't chichauwas the most hateful breed.

[hexed drift]

nah, very sweet dogs actually

[hidden glade]

I think all dogs can be hateful

Depends on their upbringing

My dog is worse behaved then other cos she is a rescue

And more aggressive because of that

[hexed drift]

the problem with chichis is that they are small and therefore often not trained properly, but they are a hyper active breed with a lot of attention needs

[hidden glade]

That's the same with my dog

But we trained her a bit

[vocal trout]

Is that why they don't have souls?

[hidden glade]

Nope

It just depends on how they were brought up

[hexed drift]

i always find such reactions were funny as they prove my point

[hidden glade]

Like a human

[vocal trout]

But terriers are actually hateful?

[rugged forge]

Not really.

[hidden glade]

mine isnt hateful

[hexed drift]

yeah, if you give them something to do. keep them active, and train them according to the needs of the breed (the smarter and voal the more training they need) any dog besides the super aggresive breeds is chill

[hidden glade]

just instinct from its past

my dog is a bit too old to be trained now

[rugged forge]

No dog really is hateful.

[hidden glade]

and i think a bit to stupid

[vocal trout]

Instinct from its past??

[hexed drift]

terriers are bred to be hunting dogs and stand their ground against badgers the same size as them
aka they are stubborn bastards

[hidden glade]

she is a rescue

[hexed drift]

there is a reason 80-90% of recorded fatal bites come from one breed

[rugged forge]

Because they were trained to be.

People are responsible for bad dogs.

Not the dogs themselves.

[hidden glade]

xl bullies and similar are bred to be attack dogs

[hexed drift]

some breeds are far far more prone to bite than others
and around those the humans need training as well, which most dont have

[rugged forge]

Exactly, these breeds only exist because humans made them.

[hidden glade]

my dog bites sometimes but is very sorry about it after

she has different bites tho

[vocal trout]

Did dogs create the dab by being bad dogs?

[hidden glade]

playful and mean

[hidden glade]

hmmmmm

[hexed drift]

and ngl, you cant expect a random 5y-old to be trained to handle pits
the pit and its owner need to be trained to handle 5y-olds
and un-fucking-fortunately the average pit owner is a walker disaster, and therefore their dog aint much better

[rugged forge]

That's unfortunately oh so true.

[hidden glade]

pitbuls are like the default dog for roadmen in the uk

[vocal trout]

As long as the pit doesn't leak

[rugged forge]

Pitbulls can be very nice dogs.

[hidden glade]

they dont know how to handle them

[rugged forge]

Exactly.

[hidden glade]

i have met lovely pitbulls and xl bullies people just cant handle them

most people cant handle training one

[hexed drift]

you can train them to supress their worst instincts for the most part
problem is that you, as the owner, are responsible for making sure they arent a danger when they cant

[vocal trout]

There should be stricter rules on pet ownership.

[hexed drift]

aka stop breeding that race cuz its a pain for everyone involved
get a golden, those dont bite nearly as often

[hidden glade]

it took lots of training to take my dog off the lead in public

and it can still be a strugle sometimes

[hidden glade]

the bigger the dog the bigger the poop

[hexed drift]

you shouldnt take your dog off the lead in public in general

[hidden glade]

in parks and stuff

my garden is too small for her

[hexed drift]

definitely never around kids

[rugged forge]

I'd still be careful.

[hidden glade]

they are dog parks

and i have the luxury to live near many fields

[hexed drift]

thats... better

[vocal trout]

Teach your dog to use the litter box like we teach cats.

[hidden glade]

so i can let her off there

[hidden glade]

she poops in my garden

its big enough for poops but not big enough for long run arrounds

[vocal trout]

Free fertilizer or possible snacc

[rugged forge]

We can't let our dog off the leash, because she tends to bite some dogs she doesn't like.

[hidden glade]

my dog was like that

[vocal trout]

Dog see petrified poop = yummy

[hidden glade]

she has gotten better tho

[hidden glade]

my dog is a suprisingly picky eater

she has turned her nose up to low quality treats

the lowest i think she does is grass

[rugged forge]

Our dog will literally eat EVERYTHING.

Fresh poop? Down it goes.

[hidden glade]

do you have a labrador?

[rugged forge]

Nope. She's a spanish rescue.

[vocal trout]

Maybe they're pretending to be bunnies or koalas that recycle their poop

[rugged forge]

No idea what's in her.

[hidden glade]

hmmm

[rugged forge]

Probably a Malinois, but that's only part of her.

[hidden glade]

i dont rlly know but i have some very good guesses

i think cairn terrier and pug

[vocal trout]

Maybe dogs are trying to teach us to survive the future?

[rugged forge]

😄

[hidden glade]

hmmmm

i think my dog is too stupid for that

she ran into the wall earlier

[rugged forge]

She's really a voracious eater. It's never enough.

[hidden glade]

completely unprovoked

[rugged forge]

Ouch...

[hidden glade]

thats the same with mine

[hexed drift]

the short-nose pug needs to die out btw

[hidden glade]

she is just spoiled

[hidden glade]

she isnt only pug

look at my profile pic

[vocal trout]

So the mad cow disease was because cow ate cow.
If human ate human would that create zombie?

[hexed drift]

you said as much, and they need to die out

[hidden glade]

i think so

[rugged forge]

There's lots of breeds that are just pure torture.

[hidden glade]

you make a very good point

[hidden glade]

some people only care about looks

[rugged forge]

Yup.

[hidden glade]

not the dog itself

my dog does have an underbite tho

[rugged forge]

Ok, gotta go to bed, was nice talking to you guys.

[hidden glade]

you two

have a nice sleep

[vocal trout]

You one!

[rugged forge]

Thanks, I hope!

[hexed drift]

ye, need to go to bed as well

[hidden glade]

you zero

[vocal trout]

Or maybe you three

[rugged forge]

😄

[hidden glade]

its only half 9 here i got some time

[hexed drift]

well, im CEST and got work tomorrow... but hey, at least the office dog is cute

[hidden glade]

i think all dogs are cute in their own ways

[rugged forge]

Yep. vanish

[hidden glade]

where did he go

[hexed drift]

poof

[hidden glade]

abra kadabra

[tardy vale]

wow you gang

this conversation

[tough aspen]

you killed it, nice

lets revive it with a celebration, i posted a valheim vid after 6 months

[iron basin]

replay? nahhh, i'll just play once really slowly

[simple crag]

Valheim 😀 👍

[tranquil kernel]

Valheim!

[violet belfry]

[empty nova]

wen valheim steam background purchasable by steam points 🙁

[vocal trout]

Who killed what and what are we celebrating?

[tepid peak]

Being alive!

[vocal trout]

My cat is shouting her lungs off in the tub to make sure it's as loud as possible.

[iron basin]

she might be scared of the ghost water ( i know) and might not be able to escape because of the sloped, smooth surfaces. have you tried picking her up and bringing her somewhere nearby?

[vocal trout]

Yeah and when I go to her she's like WHAT and when I bring her to like bed she runs straight back to sing in the tub.

[iron basin]

☺️

i was wrong

maybe she's playing with the bathroom acoustics

[vocal trout]

The worst part, it's the horny shouting and that one is brutally loud but she's fixed so it's weird.

[iron basin]

maybe the fix was botched and she's still got a lil sumn in her

[vocal trout]

Maybe she unfixed herself haha.

Yeah lol

Now she's making love with the tub or something.

[iron basin]

my male cat was still pretty randy after his neutering

[iron basin]

i think they cry like that to attract partners

[vocal trout]

It's funny too because she can be sleeping and the MOMENT I even put my FOOT in the tub she comes running screaming at me.

Well it's not funny really but yeah

[iron basin]

i'm sorry you have to deal with cat stuff 🥲

[vocal trout]

She runs after my male cat and he's fixed so he runs away and she runs after

This is one of the females that LOVES being a drum set, she absolutely lives for being drummed on.
So the only way to have a quiet moment is to play drums on her.

[scenic wing]

[tepid peak]

Guys what should I do tonight?
Play games
Or
Catch up on sleep

[distant cobalt]

Hey, vc is unusually quiet tonight, what's up?

[distant cobalt]

I'd say sleep if you have to ask that way.

[tight sundial]

ngl bro you sound like more of a sad individual than he does

bro said (If YoU hAvE tO aSk ThAt WaY)

[nova locust]

its a cringe off

[short yew]

I wonder if there's such a thing as capturing gameplay with the hud in a way that allows you to have the video without it

[tardy vale]

Morgen gjall

[short yew]

Morgen gjall 🌞

[nova locust]

a two .exe game? 😄

[short yew]

A what now

[nova locust]

exactly

[crimson inlet]

Avatar TLA Netflix coming soon and the characters are no longer "kids"

Aang basically grew 2x his size

[craggy holly]

Sleep, games will be more fun if you're well rested later in the day/week etc., have a nap when you can, very healthy!

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[copper niche]

Good morning Warriors, there is a cold wind coming from the North. Lets see what the fates bring us today.

[tawny zodiac]

I kind of expected them to announce deep north today

[frail pond]

Uhh why

[tawny zodiac]

April fools

[frail pond]

So like as a joke?

[tawny zodiac]

yeah

[coral cedar]

New trailer: the deep south. Vikings get dropped into Texas for some reason.

[crimson inlet]

Vikings vs Cowboys 🔫

[coral cedar]

On one hand, guns. On the other, I can parry that.

[crimson inlet]

Stagger the gun user with that parry

[coral cedar]

Exactly. Alternatively, I've survived getting hit by dragons, a jotun lich thing, a very big bug, and who knows what all else. Pretty sure my armor can just tank a bullet.

[eternal imp]

lol imagine the european devs putting cowboys in the deep south

i mean i wouldnt blame them for not knowing 😂

[rugged forge]

Well, not THAT deep south. 😉

[tough aspen]

its well known that only one country has a south

[crimson inlet]

Definitely korea

[eternal imp]

only one country has a *deep south

[crimson inlet]

Loving the update 🔥 🧊

[late breach]

Mistlands is HARD man

[hidden glade]

Mornin guys

Merry april fools

[frosty walrus]

rockys birthday today

[mystic garnet]

I'm gonna smash the Queen frfr

[cobalt juniper]

Omg I wasn't looking at the date 😭

[hidden glade]

#news message

[patent marlin]

Is the April fools update gonna be for real or is this a "gotcha" moment?

[hidden glade]

I think it will be fun

[abstract arrow]

Loving the new romance update

[hidden glade]

Can I have early access

[cobalt juniper]

Could be a fun one off joke update

[sand vault]

I want to romance Bonemass

[crimson inlet]

[neat radish]

I smell foolery

[crimson inlet]

Bonemass got jiggle physics

[cobalt juniper]

Yagluth for me 🔥

[quick magnet]

is the love in the air thing for april fools right

[limber orchid]

Moder? sorry. Moder? sorry.

[hidden glade]

The elder gonna get it

[quiet trellis]

Palword all over again

[frosty hound]

i was about to say these mfs were wasting time on this bs?? makes sense now lol

[buoyant spruce]

I'm rizzing Moder

[hidden glade]

Leave palworld alone

It's peak

[raw ether]

Can't believe I got to date Moder before I got the Deep North.

[tepid bridge]

dragon baddie

[sand vault]

I think I'll bring Bonemass some rotten meat and a nice pile of guts ... he'll love it

[hidden glade]

Valheim romance before deep north and gta6

[quiet trellis]

I'm not dissing it just they made April fool first and they actually making a romance game for it

[random stirrup]

Any idea when deep north getting released?

[crimson inlet]

dragon eggs now actually has a baby dragon now because ...

[tulip ferry]

I would have fallen for the joke if they announced the release of Deep North

[hidden glade]

When it's ready

It could be a side quest with the deep north

Or a new dificulty

[prime aurora]

I got excited ... again seeing (1) ... next time I won't ... fool me once shame on me .. fool me twice ...

[hidden glade]

I will spend my life savings on it if it happens to be real tho

[storm anchor]

1st of April.

[hidden glade]

Take all my money

[grim acorn]

Thought valheim got ruined for a sec

[crimson inlet]

Blushing moder is something

100% tsundere

[modest moth]

still shame on you for unrealistic expectations

[glass flare]

Let me romance the forsaken plz

[hidden glade]

Valheim valheim literature club

could any artists draw that

[crimson inlet]

What, a picture of elder "hanging out"?

[hidden glade]

yes

gotta write poems for the forsaken

[untold hinge]

I would prefer romancing a Fenring or Geirhafa (the wolf miniboss)

[crimson inlet]

Furry

[glass flare]

Yes yes!

[glass flare]

Skinny

[untold hinge]

Proud of it.

[hidden glade]

the bees would be happy

[crimson inlet]

Oh no

[stable plaza]

do not the bees

[hidden glade]

[coral garnet]

wspp vikings so about this new "love forsaken" mode coming what is it about

[craggy holly]

is Geirrhafa m or f? wiki says m I think but what is the source for them

[hidden glade]

making the bees happy

[timber gulch]

april fools

[crimson inlet]

The blushing moder right there

[timber gulch]

I had a hard time deciding which one to use, both look peak

[untold hinge]

I hope he is m.

[coral garnet]

guy make me happy

[timber gulch]

trophy description maybe? "He's giving you an icy stare."

[untold hinge]

hot…

[plain laurel]

April fool

[timber gulch]

blushing werewolves when

[craggy holly]

that must be it ty

[hidden glade]

that will come with the game

dlc

[coral garnet]

brev diabolical but yes I ask also when

[hidden glade]

deluxe edition

[untold hinge]

I don’t do April fools. (Other then telling my boyfriend I m pregnant, every year…I m male btw)
I m serious

[hidden glade]

i dont think minecraft april fool is out

[coral garnet]

lemme check rq

[hidden glade]

im in game rn

[untold hinge]

It is. You just haven’t found it 😂

And yes that’s the joke

[hidden glade]

woah

but minecraft april fools is so good

wait i think its in the f3 menu

[crimson inlet]

Last year was potato world or something?

[frosty walrus]

I thought that was two years ago

[crimson inlet]

It was very well made

[crimson inlet]

👴 damn

Time is so fast

[hidden glade]

i think it was the rougelike one last year

[frosty walrus]

last year was craftmine

[hidden glade]

the portal one

i think that was 6 years now

[simple stirrup]

Ngl, charming/resolving the Forsaken's problems/burden/trauma/etc. would be an interesting set of Journies.

Solving the problem with care instead of the blade.

[crimson inlet]

Valheim should change the server icon to enshrouded for the day

[hidden glade]

Valheim April fools snapshot?

Heimval

[dark gorge]

Valheim dating sim

lmao

[proven dagger]

Moder can capture my heart.
Ridable dragon anyone?

[balmy condor]

Rideable dragon defeats the purpose of the drakkar and ships altogether

[proven dagger]

Get with the April fool's vibe.

[balmy condor]

Yea thats the point a rideable dragon would be wicked sick

Especially if its moder

YOU get with the April fools vibe

[sharp aspen]

didnt we get pet rock last year and it stayed? so dating sim is going to happen too?

[timber gulch]

imagine a rideable Moder that can shoot dragon's tears to destroy enemies

[dusky rivet]

I wish I could date bonemass

[frosty walrus]

no patch yet

[hidden glade]

i want to date the deers

[frosty walrus]

it might just be a post without a patch like the years before rocky

[vocal trout]

Why would you bring that up here.

[mild moss]

That’s not the type of ride it implies

[craggy holly]

I see what you did there, or maybe its just a poorly written love letter to Fader

[swift path]

to be honest it was a stretch for Moder and i completely forgot about Fader

[vocal trout]

No bad dragons allowed

[craggy holly]

lore wise Fader is kinda bad, due to a bad influence

[swift path]

fair, ill remove it

[vocal trout]

lol

[tranquil kernel]

Fader’s just misunderstood

[hidden glade]

i want to have a deer friend

[craggy holly]

what about minibosses hm, Lord Reto anyone?

[hidden glade]

side quests

[craggy holly]

Brenna could be a bit of a fiery relationship

[tranquil kernel]

Geirhaffa’s a cuddler I bet 🤣

[hidden glade]

minibosses could come in the deluxe edition

[west tinsel]

Date the bosses!! Totally not done like the dead by daylight dating sim of hooked on you what could go wrong!!

[maiden cargo]

Love is in the air

[west tinsel]

If it isn't a April fool it'll cost the dev team to make this

[hidden glade]

It's ok

I will pay them

[crimson inlet]

Bad

[vocal trout]

I'm playing EverWind

[crimson inlet]

Why does the April fool's suggestion not have a thumbs up button

[gray crypt]

Ooh can’t wait. Brenna is smokin’!!! 😆

Morgen gjall. That was a fun little read

[vocal trout]

Anyone tried Crimson Desert yet?

[cold mortar]

fools in love XD

[crimson inlet]

16 hours in

[vocal trout]

DAMN NICE

[crimson inlet]

I had a big problem with controls
Moving was way too cinematic
Press one button and it takes 3 seconds to move
Now fixed

[vocal trout]

I haven't started it yet... I'm letting it simmer xD.
I did the same with Witcher 3 and Cyberpunk 2077 haha, waited 2 damn years.
LOVED THE GAMES, so sad when Witcher 3 and CP2077 ended and excited for the new games.

So I'm excited to start playing Crimson... Eventually

[crimson inlet]

On release it was like
He has to take a breath, camera has to zoom out, shoulders have to rotate, looks behind him, turns slowly, then walks

Little exaggerated but it took SO long to rotate

[vocal trout]

Hehe. I've been no lifing EverWind the past weeks, love it.
You make this flying base and mines a SQUARE because no creativity...

[crimson inlet]

Let me check what that game is

[vocal trout]

Block game like Hytale

But with actual STORY, progression, classes, magic

[unborn nova]

This update is gonna be so peak

[vocal trout]

I'm flying around to settlements and raiding them, stealing all their shit.

[crimson inlet]

Sounds pretty nice

[high atlas]

oh i didnt know it had story and classes and stuff. when you say classes is it like skill choices or just you can use different gear at any time like valheim could have “classes”?

[crimson inlet]

Right now we playing season 2 fellowship, the WoW simulator kinda dead game but it doesn't matter cus we're premade

[vocal trout]

Yeah, Warrior, Arcanist, Engineer each with extensive skill tree.

[high atlas]

ooo fun i love a good skill tree

[vocal trout]

Love Hytale too but I'm just happy there's now 2 great other block games 😂

[crimson inlet]

I have maybe 5 hours on hytale
Problem being connectivity felt too sluggish

[vocal trout]

As in multiplayer?

[crimson inlet]

Ye, with the gang

[vocal trout]

AHa 🙁

[crimson inlet]

I had inconsistent connection

But building there felt kinda nice

So much fun clutter
I love clutter

[vocal trout]

AKA decoration?

[crimson inlet]

Yeah
I love when there's lots of them

[vocal trout]

Yeah same in EverWind too.
Ugh I wish I could build a good ship, not a square xD

But I love my flying box

Ramming into islands

[crimson inlet]

I should check it out with the gang 🤔

We usually swarm games like these

[vocal trout]

Oh, should mention its in EA atm

[high atlas]

im ruined by valheim, building in other games just feels flat. blocks without physics or structural integrity. i used to build a lot in minecraft now i start for 2 seconds and im like mehh… no corewood beams…

[vocal trout]

Yeah I agree, I LOVE the structural integrity system.

[crimson inlet]

It's hard to explain why it's so nice

It's a limiting factor
But it's fun

[tranquil kernel]

Yeah but it just tickles the building itch so nice

[high atlas]

restrictions set me free

[vocal trout]

Then its just the overall vibe, I love the sound, the graphics, everything.
I just wanna spam pieces all over the place to hear that plonk sound

[tranquil kernel]

Yeah but could do without the dust storm

I've just started my last two sentences with "yeah but" so I'm gonna go get some coffee or something to wake my butt up

[high atlas]

like give me a ruined stone tower but theres a big boulder on one side now incorporate that oh but the ground is really low on that side so maybe an elevated wooden walkway on that side, i like having building challenges or whatever the word is

[vocal trout]

It's so funny because when I first got Valheim, I installed it, ran around like a headless chicken, died, uninstalled.

[crimson inlet]

Dragonwilds has structural integrity
Too bad it sucks and the whole game sucks (so far)

[high atlas]

but give me a perfect tower with full stone blocks in a perfectly clear flat area im like yawwwwn

[high atlas]

lol really?? it looked ok at least, combat somewhat interesting

[crimson inlet]

When was the last time you looked

We played on release
It was garbage and the direction looked garbage too

[vocal trout]

Oh yeah, if you love Capybaras EverWind is for you, it's the games Mascot and they are everywhere...
WITH FRUITS ON THEIR HEAD.
I bought the Capybara Edition because of it

[tranquil kernel]

Building with the terrain has always been one of my favorite challenges. Finding a perfect, picturesque spot, then making the building part of that landscape.

[vocal trout]

Also bad news for me, my youngest cat that loves sitting in the tub shouting started marking spots.
I don't really get it, she's fixed but maybe she got unfixed and now is looking for a boyfriend in the tub, maybe the tub is the boyfriend.
So I bought these sprays you spray on the spot, it breaks down the pee and smell, works amazingly.

[high atlas]

idk recent-ish? combat had combos and theres was magic and stuff that used runes like the oldschool game

[storm anchor]

Have you played after some updates it has gotten?

[high atlas]

it seemed slightly dumbed down easier combat than valheim, but some of the weapon differences seemed cool. there was this weird thing where a poison dragon flies over and just kills you apparently, seemed odd

i might try it if i’m reaching valheim burnout before 1.0, or ive been getting into aoe2 again for the first time since highschool which is fun lol

[tight crescent]

Lol, nice one in the news. Joke's on you. I'd play that.

[crimson inlet]

No, and many others didn't
I explained my gripes with this game and the biggest biggest problem the game has is that it's called Runescape

It's a giant middle finger to anyone who is a fan of RuneScape

If you remove the name, you're left with such a mediocre game

lmao, just reading the latest "update" sounds like a joke
"We're going to be changing the Rune Altar outputs from 1:1, to 1:10 - as they were before." (31st March - Not April fool's)
what the hell are they even doing? balancing something by making 10x?

[storm anchor]

Interesting.

[crimson inlet]

yeah idk wtf they're doing
we'll play again on release, definitely not anytime soon

Hoping they don't release the game as this garbage mess and then make a "DLC" where the game actually becomes decent

when we were done, we weren't like "Oh can't wait for more"
it was just "What a shit game"
we didn't even want more

[frigid ice]

Guys, picture your first playthrough (or one of your first several), what biome did you find the most exciting and fun?

[crimson inlet]

Swamp, forever best

[rugged forge]

Still love Meadows and Mountains.

Plains is next.

BF is also very nice.

[finite fractal]

Black forest and sailing the oceans while stormy

[frigid ice]

Swamp was definitely a jump of excitement and “holy crap what is that” 🤣

[crimson inlet]

it's the true definition of treacherous

[frail pond]

Mistlands was my first sincere fear spike with Valheim, and I often love that flow of adrenaline that follows.

[crimson inlet]

very very well made, perfect design

[frigid ice]

I haven’t played past plains yet, but I was curious as to what other thought

I’m excited for the mistlands. I’m really enjoying plains.

[high atlas]

brrrrrrr-br-br-br-brrrr……… “daffffffuk was THAT?….”

[frigid ice]

Mistlands sounds like the start of the complex and epic stuff

I think the most annoying enemy so far has got to be the stone golem.. omg

[frail pond]

Truly, the visuals really carry that along as well.

[rugged forge]

I just tell you, Mistlands is the absolute opposite of Plains. If you love Plains, you will HATE Mistlands.

I love both, but I'm weird.

[crimson inlet]

and if you love anything, you'll hate ashlands

[frigid ice]

I’m super hype. I hold Northlands comes soon too

[rugged forge]

I like Ashlands. 😄

[storm anchor]

I would say swamp for the first time was exciting and we had many scary moments as we were terrified of ||abominations||.

[rugged forge]

Swamps is the real first test of a true viking.

[storm anchor]

Mistlands was also magical at first time, but I already had more experience at that point.

[frigid ice]

I like the challenge and difference that each area offers! I think the saddest thing to happen thus far was my farm of unprotected 1 star boars completely devoured by my first bat raid 😁☹️🤣

[crimson inlet]

i'll remove raids next run

[high atlas]

abomination + screen shake = panic

[rugged forge]

Yeah, farm animals definitely need to be protected.

[rugged forge]

Totally.

[high atlas]

everyone should have screen shake their first playthrough, its a crime to disable it before

[rugged forge]

Swamps and Mistlands are best for the scare factor.

[frigid ice]

I had them in a pen with a roof and everything but the enemies fit perfectly inside and killed them all lmao I tried to save them and just couldn’t 😂

[rugged forge]

Yeah, bats are a pain in the nuts if you have farm animals. Otherwise, they're just an annoyance.

[frigid ice]

Started playing with a friend group on a new word and we are back up to mountains finally as of last night so making some good progress. I’m excited to keep progressing as a small group and then get past plains

I had them go first into a cavern last night for their first experience haha

Those scared me so bad the first time

[rugged forge]

Bad boy. 😉

[placid veldt]

Holy shit can you guys focus on the deep north and not a love simulator game

[rugged forge]

The first time you run into a cultist you will never forget.

[crimson inlet]

Sorry Chief, I'll focus now

[placid veldt]

The devs are freaks

[frigid ice]

I thought it was funny when they got surrounded by 8 ulvs and 2 cultists it seemed like 😂😂😂😂 barreling back up the stairs like a scooby doo movie lmao

[rugged forge]

It's a... joke? April 1st?

[placid veldt]

They got me

[rugged forge]

Really? REALLY? 😄

[balmy condor]

Ok eeky freaky bob

[dusky rivet]

Thats a good idea..

[fast folio]

Dev's when the game is released, please add the achievements! I'm begging 😭

[storm anchor]

It's confirmed already achievements will be added in 1.0 update.

[hidden glade]

Achievement unlocked: first base

[quasi gust]

This is fantastic play on words lol

[crimson inlet]

Modern Valheim

and there's some woman on the Eitr-powered walkie saying "Viking, I think that tree can be chopped!" (Or the raven, completely forgot about it)

[hidden glade]

Imagine being friend zoned by the elder

[green pewter]

Bonemass hella thicc tho

[coral garnet]

thats the art of pure ragebait

hell imagine flying Moder

[gray crypt]

riding Moder?😉

[worldly trench]

nah eikthyr went too far

[quick magnet]

Hey dating the bosses would be pretty hot

[untold hinge]

He will bone you I m sure

What else is he gonna do anyways?

[tepid peak]

I feel like the relationship would be toxic

[untold hinge]

Considering Moder and Fader were a couple apparently…it would be fun to rub in Moders face how much stronger the firey dragon is

[untold hinge]

Absolutely

[quick magnet]

Has anybody beaten bonemass without a poison resistance mead?

[frosty walrus]

i'm sure someone has, you can use root mask for 50% resist without mead

also that means no spending neck tails

[quasi gust]

Yes and its a horrible experience lol

[tepid peak]

Are you trying to torture yourself?

[slow juniper]

Ngl I'd play the hell out of the romance sim ;p

[hidden glade]

Should I Photoshop valheim valheim literature club

[frosty walrus]

#screenshots message
we got 'yagluth hugging you' unused in the game files two months ago before this announcement

[hidden glade]

It's a sign

There is gonna be a dlc

[potent slate]

Sorry, but I think this is stupid.

[crimson inlet]

this is like the heckler at comedy shows

[potent slate]

Defeats the entire purpose of opening storyline, Odin picking you to defeat the enemies in the 10th realm… now you can love them instead of killing them? I don’t know, just make it make sense by adding more descriptive details when posting some news like that.

[hidden glade]

Why do violence when you can do love?

[umbral fog]

Have you seen todays date? 😄

[hidden glade]

And it's an April fools thing

[crimson inlet]

oh, I completely misunderstood

[frosty walrus]

unfortunately I don't think we're getting any in-game content this year. the rocky patch came out almost immediately after it was revealed

[potent slate]

Fuck, I forgot about them doing that stuff every year.

[hidden glade]

Give it a few days

If not fan game time

[tough aspen]

yearly collective amnesia

[vocal trout]

This is ABSOLUTELY related to the conversation the other day!
They saw someone disliking killing things so now you can love them!

[magic estuary]

I wonder if Yagluth likes long walks in the park

[hidden glade]

I can imagine more netflix and chill

[umbral fog]

Well... His legs wont hurt for sure, so he might 😄

[tough aspen]

sounds like i need to repost my yag trophy

[hidden glade]

You think Odin would get in on the action?

[vocal trout]

I hope he has a gentle touch.

[hidden glade]

I can imagine the elder being a big softie

Gentle giant

[crimson inlet]

ah, so no head? 📱 🛹

[magic estuary]

Hard wood disagrees

[vocal trout]

Nah I think the elder is all about tents.

[tough aspen]

valheim already has a daddy

[hidden glade]

Camping with the elder

[vocal trout]

"Hey you got some wood?"

[hidden glade]

"I have lots thanks"

[vocal trout]

It would be nice with some ice cream in bed right now.

[hidden glade]

I have never tried that yk

Is it worth it?

[potent slate]

Thanks, they got me, I was definitely fooled. I was going about to lose faith, lol.

[hidden glade]

I am thinking of making fan game

[vocal trout]

I only consume in bed.

[hidden glade]

Would be funny

[hidden glade]

I consume in kitchen

[tough aspen]

where's smiffe to say "wtf is this chat"

[charred pine]

The April fools hurts me cause I actually wanted this HAHA

[hidden glade]

If it don't come soon I will make it

I will use my 2 braincells and lack of skill for unity to do it

[vocal trout]

Me too, I will make it a mod where instead of fighting you seduce them.

[hidden glade]

I will make game like ddlc

Write poems to seduce the forsaken

Without all the strange stuff tho

[crimson inlet]

yeah, none of that seppuku stuff

[tranquil kernel]

Make love not war, man! ☮️

[charred pine]

The best types of April fool updates are stuff that will actually be put in the game but that can be toggled

[potent slate]

WAR!!!

[hidden glade]

Minecraft cough

[vocal trout]

We marry and start a family with the forsaken.

[hidden glade]

Said like a true hippie

[hidden glade]

What would the kids look like?

Wait I don't want to picture that

[crimson inlet]

well, we got elder kids figured out

[marsh patrol]

This is why people say 'If Pokemon was real half of you would be in prison - and not for making them fight'

[potent slate]

Whatever it would become, I would be gladly to kill it!

[hidden glade]

I can imagine eikthyrs to be like shikonoko

[crimson inlet]

oh I hope you watched that one pokemon video
I don't even remember what it's called

[vocal trout]

What if the pokemon is over 18?

[hidden glade]

The wooper one

[crimson inlet]

I don't remember
maybe it was called "Select your starter"

[marsh patrol]

Sounds fine but then you'll tell me there's like a 1:6 ratio for pokemon years like dog years

[storm anchor]

You mean sudoku, right?

[crimson inlet]

oh yes

[hidden glade]

Stop trying to justify beastiality

[tough aspen]

.....okay what

[marsh patrol]

Woah I'm catching strays here

[tough aspen]

Yeah bit insane tone it down bois

[hidden glade]

Mb

[marsh patrol]

No... not that type of stray

[hidden glade]

Realised it was bad after sent

[vocal trout]

Lol he made a joke though.

[crimson inlet]

They're pokemon

[tough aspen]

baffling

[crimson inlet]

• it's a joke

[hidden glade]

I can imagine Pokémon being in valheim

[frail pond]

A pokemon x valheim mod down the line could be fun.

[tranquil kernel]

I think that’s called PalWorld

[wild iron]

Nintendo would never allow that

[crimson inlet]

was about to say ye

[tough aspen]

palworld already made an eikthyr

[hidden glade]

Palworld X valheim would be more likely

[vocal trout]

I have a pokemon mod but without actual Pokemons.

[frosty walrus]

we just need a mod to catch and summon necks

[hidden glade]

Palworld colabed with terraria

[tranquil kernel]

PalWorld also teamed up with Terraria so it wouldn’t be unheard of

[frail pond]

Officially sure, but there's pokemon mods for minecraft

[hidden glade]

So not to say it won't happen

[vocal trout]

I have mods like that.

[hidden glade]

An army of necks would scare me horribly

[crimson inlet]

Marry Moder
Kiss Bonemass
Kill Yagluth

[vocal trout]

"GottaCatchThemAll"

[frail pond]

Forsakemon

[vocal trout]

Yeah, you can capture bosses in balls.

[hidden glade]

You mean spheres cos I'm pretty sure Pokémon patented that

[crimson inlet]

throwing things is patented

[hidden glade]

[frail pond]

Ghostbusters style

[marsh patrol]

Electric - Eik
Grass
Poison
Dragon
Ghost
Bug
Fire - Fader

[vocal trout]

LOL so the whole Pokemon prison thing is a funny joke because Palworld literally have a horny Mon.

[quasi gust]

Don't put that out there- Nintendo is still listening 😅

[marble flare]

LMAOOOOOOO this april fools joke is so cursed 😂

[tranquil kernel]

Nintendo lost that patent attempt.

[vocal trout]

Lol Palworld released a video called "More than just pals"

[crimson inlet]

Nintendo got nothin' on me
everything I do is legal, very close to the edge - but legal

[crimson inlet]

no way

[hidden glade]

Are the Devs in this server or something

[vocal trout]

https://youtu.be/KtsUVpnBFg0

[crimson inlet]

man, isn't nice to just have fun out there

and they're playing slay the spire 2

is that a doki doki literature club reference too?

100% it is

.... It's on STEAM "to be announced"

[hidden glade]

Slay the spire 2 is quite good

[tough aspen]

time to...get......scraps........in the way i hate the most

[pine axle]

The game is so laggy and unoptimized and you guys added a romance update!! I feel like there are such bigger issues at hand for the iron gate team to address 😭😭

I build a farm and house in the Black Forest and I’m already at 11k instances and the game starts to lag in multiplayer and start experiencing desync

Oh I guess it’s the yearly April fools update, I forgot it’s april 1

Mb

[abstract hazel]

Charm the forsaken?! Bravo devs, very cool idea

[blissful elk]

An even better april fools gag would have been a release date for the game. It has been 18 months since the first dev blog for deep north and where are we at with that?

[short yew]

Oh it's 1st of April lol

[rain portal]

Long shot question and I’m not home to try. But I made a server and my brother wants to make progres on it without me on. Any way to give him access or sonmething or I just gotta be always on for him to come in

[short yew]

That's why the weird post

[short yew]

Pretty sure you'd have to make it a dedicated server for that

[storm anchor]

Yeah, no. No release dates have been announced yet.

[solar kite]

is this april fools thing gonna be a real update?

cause if so i might have to reinstall the game

[storm anchor]

Nope. This time nothing indicates it will be real.

Last year was exception.

[solar kite]

D:

[vocal trout]

The only way to have it be real is if it gets turned into a mod 😄

We already have love potions in Valheim!

[solar kite]

imagine that's how they implement it

use a love potion on a forsaken

[storm anchor]

Release date will be announced when it is ready to be announced.

[vocal trout]

Huh

[hexed drift]

sure is taking a while tho

[dapper cloud]

For realz

[hidden glade]

i think the fact it takes a while means its gonna be a good update

[vocal trout]

It will be worth the wait

[hidden glade]

ima prob have to get to ashlands before then

[frosty walrus]

i don't want deep north any more, the love forsaken when?

[hidden glade]

yes

if the devs wont i will

minibosses dlc

[vocal trout]

Will you make it into an actual game as a Novel etc

[hidden glade]

maybe

i dont rlly know any game making

i will be winging it

[vocal trout]

You dont even need to know anything, there's literal Novel Game Makers out there.

Wait, is it called a Novel...

[hidden glade]

i will just whip something up in unity

a tactical shooter where you play as the forsaken

each boss has different buffs

[vocal trout]

Imagine Valheim but REVERSED, YOU are the forsaken and YOU hunt the player.

[frosty walrus]

valheim as a neck killing everything

[hidden glade]

neckheim

[vocal trout]

The Neckening, The Neckagedon

[hidden glade]

neck of doom

[vocal trout]

Godnecka

[hidden glade]

neck the destroyer of worlds

the honoured one

[fast trout]

But what sort of skills would you need to build up as a neck?

[hidden glade]

annoyance

[frosty walrus]

jumping #fanart message

[solar kite]

bite, sprint, being a b (idk if swears are allowed}

[fast trout]

Hah, just like every Elder Scrolls game I've ever played.

[vocal trout]

Gonna order snaccs online today, was a while.
Might order 100kg of stuff so they know who it is.

So I can meet my fav delivery guy again

[tough aspen]

i like that you use this channel as a snack/drink blog

[vocal trout]

Yeah, I want my fav people to know

Or do you find it annoying?

[storm anchor]

She said she likes it.

[vocal trout]

Woah, didn't know there was an ufo emoji

🛸

Flying saucer, really??

[short yew]

Yeah it's disappointing

You'd expect it would at least have some sauce in it

[vocal trout]

haha it being an official emoji I didn't expect it to be called flying saucer.

[crimson inlet]

Oof.. might be an intense night 🕵️ 🎆

[vocal trout]

Oh?

[crimson inlet]

Just as I was getting ready to sleep
The 🕵️ festivities began

Hope it's over

[vocal trout]

Oh because of the date?

[hidden glade]

Good luck

Stuff tends to stop at midday in the UK cos of some superstition

[vocal trout]

Easter here in Sweden 4th of April

[hidden glade]

Oh

Mine is sunday

So whatever date that is

[vocal trout]

5th

[crimson inlet]

🕵️ festivities was code for...

🦟 ✴️

[vocal trout]

I had a feeling but didn't want to assume

I'm sorry to hear that 🙁

[crimson inlet]

All good, nothing we can't handle

[vocal trout]

I'm sitting here oogling the store wondering what to order.

[crimson inlet]

Nothing salty

[vocal trout]

Just as I see take 3 chips for 2 😛

[storm anchor]

Stay safe.

[crimson inlet]

We got the OK signal
Party concluded

[granite ingot]

Can't wait to date eikthyr 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[dawn pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-stare-at-paper-gif-5257839294650729742

Nah dog what did I just witness

[pastel sleet]

Yeah april fools

[sand parrot]

#news message how come i cant romance the serpent

[scenic wing]

The serpent is already happily married unfortunately

[frail pond]

Only when your swim is level 100.

[sand parrot]

Rip, send me to valhalla then bois im crispt

[unborn quail]

Tfw you forget where you parked your ship 🤦

[umbral fog]

Thats what the markers on map are for

[unborn quail]

I didn't mark it I don't think 🤣

[vocal trout]

Damn, only 1 hour left for me to order.
I GOTTA DO IT NOW

[tough aspen]

dunno what to do now

[vocal trout]

Eat a snacc

Drink a snacc

[tough aspen]

i mean ingame

[raw spoke]

build a castle with stonecutter

[tough aspen]

dont have one

[vocal trout]

Well shit, I got stressed so accidentally ordered 18 bags of chips, 8 bags of candy and dip for the chip.

Let's see how much that I ordered is in stock at the store they pick from.

Is there a general channel to post pics, nah?

[tough aspen]

no, thankfully

[vocal trout]

lol, I would post pics of snaccs daily

[storm anchor]

All the Viking berry Monsters.

[vocal trout]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT THE VIKING BERRY!

Thank you Joel

I still have 25 mins.

[hidden glade]

i dont rlly get the apeal to monster ngl

[vocal trout]

I mean honestly, I don't really get any energy from it but it's more of a ritual thing for me.

[hidden glade]

you have it for the taste?

[vocal trout]

Oh god yes and then when I don't have a daily 1L monster I have my Cola Zero.
The Cola Zero is my lifeline.

[hidden glade]

i love cola

if i need energy tho i go for coffe

[vocal trout]

With that said, I DO get energy if I use REAL energy tablets you put in water and then drink.

[mellow meteor]

Uh

Was the thingy sent in news real

Im sobbing bro IT WAS ABRIL...FOOLS

IM A FOOL

Such a fool I can't even spell april

🥹✌️

[frosty walrus]

no, there was no patch this year

[nova locust]

i sewed a patch onto my jeans does that count as a patch this year

[deep fox]

Finally I get to confess to my one true love, Bonemass

[south onyx]

Anyone have experience using Logitech G Hub software to create macros? I'm having a problem with an auto clicker not working in valheim.

[nova locust]

did you run it as admin before launch game

if g hub wont cooperate then AutoHotkey works

[south onyx]

I've tried that. It's strange because some of my macros work but just not the auto clicker.

I'll look into auto hotkey, thanks.

[violet sedge]

Take off https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_RZ-B5WF4Bc

There is a spaceship going to the moon today !!!

RN 4 mins

On GOD

[rancid pike]

https://tenor.com/view/gallusbach-diorama-switzerland-gif-26437035

[spark geode]

yo Nomadicwar, where have you gone. Steve Companion Has disappeared. what happened

[vocal trout]

According to a thread he made in the Thunderstore Discord his PC caught fire and he decided to quit modding.

[spark geode]

Thanks for the Response.

[sullen saddle]

Egg.

But also, Bees.

[austere briar]

I’ve only got Bonemass’s love meter at 44% this is taking forever

[tranquil kernel]

Try bringing him some honey. He has a soft spot for sweet things

[coral cedar]

Wait, is this an actual thing? Was that announcement not just a joke?

[tranquil kernel]

It was, we're just running with it though.

[coral cedar]

Ah, got it. Ignore me, then.

[tranquil kernel]

It's all good, it was a valid question!

[solar kite]

wait are you a tester or is the update already out?

[austere briar]

I’m just messing

[violet belfry]

Is he going all gooey with love?

[iron basin]

what in odin's green fields

[frail pond]

A bit crude for a kid friendly server don't you think?

[iron basin]

this is our norse practicing valheim server

(play on christian minecraft server)

[radiant arrow]

gotta take em to dinner first.. helps with the lore.. i think

[violet belfry]

I've seen a lot worse in here

[frail pond]

Is that a justification or just letting me know? 👀

[violet belfry]

Just letting you know

[scenic wing]

This is a kid friendly server? 👀

[vocal trout]

Teens aren't kids

[frail pond]

Teenagers under 18 are still kids/children.

[violet belfry]

Many kids in here, but it's definitely not kid friendly.

[frail pond]

What makes you say that? I've not experienced explicit language as a common thing myself.

[waxen oak]

Common sense

[scenic wing]

“Rocky! The pet rock! Fuck yeah!” 🤘

[violet belfry]

This server makes me say that.

[frail pond]

So nothing you can point to then

[violet belfry]

You're welcome to search for bad words and see how often they come up

[frail pond]

I'm not talking about bad words?

[violet belfry]

You responded to that guy saying his sentence wasn't very kid friendly. Yes, we're talking about bad words

[vocal trout]

lol there's often discussion that is unfit for "children" here.

[violet belfry]

Basically, this server isn't kid friendly

[frail pond]

Anyone under 18 is a child.

[frail pond]

They mentioned having sex with the bosses above, I was not referring to the word.

[vocal trout]

With that logic their own april fools wouldn't be appropiate?

Romancing bosses and stuff.

[violet belfry]

Can't say I've ever looked at a giant ball of slime and thought "I'd hit that."

[frail pond]

Romancing/dating isn't synonymous with discussions surrounding having sex to be clear.

[vocal trout]

Oh well, I don't think any public Discord server should be child friendly.
Children/kids should stay off the internet until they're 18.

[balmy rivet]

what the john

[violet belfry]

Eh?

[balmy rivet]

they need to make a soundboard with all the mob sounds

[crimson inlet]

Especially the balloon

The sexy balloon

[violet belfry]

The devs posted a vid on youtube on how the sounds for it were made.

[rain portal]

It was my first time running a dedicated server for me and my friends and my internet went out. Is my progress okay in the world? Or did I need to manually save it?

Edit: got back on it does cool !

[tardy vale]

well. Discord ToS lets 13 year olds on discord.
and we want the server to be SFW level

[coral cedar]

Adding my own opinion on this, while this is a public server, it is still one with a specific purpose. It's about a game that my 8-year-old son plays. By extension, anyone old enough to be on Discord is old enough to be in this server, and there's no particular reason for "adult" content or themes to be discussed here, since such things have nothing to do with Valheim. Safe for children doesn't mean designed for children.

[crimson inlet]

Send all the kids to #suggestion-discussion

[tardy vale]

hence we have this rule:
4) Any NSFW content is not allowed under any circumstances including GIFs, pictures, streaming in voice-chats, usernames and profile pictures.

[tardy vale]

exactly, spot on!
I always think of Valheim discord server to be like sitting in our office lobby having conversations with players or players talking to other players.

[coral cedar]

Besides which, if children are only ever allowed in places designed for them, how will they learn to behave among adults, or as adults? As long as someone is civil in conversation, I don't care how old they are.

[crimson inlet]

Definitely not online

[coral cedar]

Fair, but online etiquette can't really be learned and practiced anywhere else.

[tardy vale]

^ This

hence rules exists and evil dooers will be punished

[crimson inlet]

No denying that
But definitely adults need to learn too

[tardy vale]

well yes

[crimson inlet]

To be civil that is
That's why you gotta send them to the suggestions channel
Let them fight

As for the rest of us
We wanted to praise Bonemass curves in peace without being punished

[tardy vale]

._.

[vocal trout]

Yeah, I wouldn't want the server to become vulgar or anything, just that I think anyone under 18 needs to stay off public socials until 18 :p

[slender marlin]

ah, good ol times when nsfw wasn't even a thing because almost no one had internet at work 👴
-# and hiding from "elders" to visit very disturbing websites for making an hypotetical cd cover for attempted 14yolders gore metal bands, but that's not me, a friend of mine did 😏

'morgenGjall 🤌

[storm anchor]

Hmm, does anything like "OkbuddyValheim" exist?

[tardy vale]

my honest opinion is that it is depending on person to person

[crimson inlet]

I'm not sure what that means 👀

[tardy vale]

some people over 40+ shouldn't be allowed online
some people 8+ can easily be online

[slender marlin]

well i could instictively agree on nostalgia rush, but also true times changed a lot

[crimson inlet]

Dare I say, Facebook moms sharing AI videos

[tardy vale]

yeah.. those needs to have their phones confiscated

[coral cedar]

Good luck with that.

[crimson inlet]

1000%

[trail geyser]

anyone elses game keep randomly having another colour just splooge all over their screen until valheim is just a completely different colour?

literally keeps happening to me

only way to fix it is to close world and restart

[slender marlin]

uhm nope, i got something like that on a very old pc, but affects the whole thing regardless of what's running..

[trail geyser]

mine is only valheim

its something to do with the valheim files i just got no clue what

look in dm lmao

[slender marlin]

uhm, unfortunate, maybe the lads in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202549675924787220 could help

i see, on that same old pc, just D2:r does a similar thing, but in electric blue shade.. but it's very old and i'm not vaguely an expert (at least after win xp), channel up here is active with quite expert people tho

[storm anchor]

"Okbuddy-" subreddits for different fandoms which go quite feral.

[hidden glade]

Mornin guys 👋

I slept in today

[trim rose]

#fanart

[storm anchor]

Working on it.

[trim rose]

meow was it spammed everywhere?

[storm anchor]

Yes. Now deleted.

[trim rose]

ah doesn't banning them automatically delete their messages

[crimson inlet]

You do not have the right to banish them from the grounds
That power belongs to the headmaster 🧙‍♂️ Dumbledore said calmly

[storm anchor]

Yeah, but only Moderators have ability to ban.

[trim rose]

ohh right I hope you get promoted tomorrow

[trim rose]

i like how I read that with a bratty old wizard impression

[crimson inlet]

It's Dumbledore talking to umbridge

+Love the neck art

[trim rose]

meow :>

[umbral fog]

Mornin gjall 😄

[blazing palm]

hey guys. i m looking for help: valheim gaming on linux. i have issues with the mouse. click and drag not working so i cannot use the bow. any suggestions? where can i ask for help? thank you in advance

[storm anchor]

People in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202598415834288128 might know better.

[blazing palm]

thanks!