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that.
ok sick thank you
Anyone tryna do me a solid dm me
what
valheim on steam deck is surprisingly good
? do tell
fps is pretty consistent at 50 - 60 with the settings the game provided and its surprisingly a decent fit for the smaller screen which i struggle with on a lot of games
only struggle ive really had was getting used to playing valheim on a controller but it didnt take me too long to get decent with it
im going on a trip soon so i wanted to see how it played on there since i havent used my deck in a long time
ah, i just have a freind that's often on a trip and can't bring his computer
anyone trying to run a game newer to it but just trynna find some people to play with
Boys
Guten Morgen
Morgen gjall π
Morgen gjall.
TGIF!
TGIF?
Thank god its friday?
Thank God(s) Its Friday.
someone wants to play i bought valheim today
#1024264966712340510 Is the best place to find other Valheimians to play with. Post something yourself or browse at your leisure.
thanks for help β€οΈ
you're welcome
You need to send it a DM to cantact mods π
Yeah, my bad, sorry.
Sorry to ask you, but do you know if there is a concrete possibility to report two cheaters present in this server and who came to my dedicated one to cause damage?
I am not sure if mods really can do anything as long as they dont break any rules on this server
You can just ban them from that dedicated server if they cause problems
I did, but they reached my server via the ad post here, so I think it's in their interest to remove them from here too.
Well contact the modmail for that i guess, i am only a normal user and cant really speak for the mod or dev team π
Yes, you're right, sorry. It was just to understand ππ»
But just an advice, it is usually a good idea to play with people who you know π , strangers often cant be trusted (as you have found out yourself)
Hey guys, im an expierienced valheim player looking to join a fresh or almost fresh server to conquer the realm togheter. shoot me a dm if you're intrested
#1024264966712340510 π
Why does everyone who introduces themselves like this either sound like a bot or like they're handing you a job application
Maybe it is for them
Yooo
they are bots
Hello guys, i know how to play the game and looking for like-minded people to play together i have fresh server and i am non-toxic. I am also NOT griefer
Hello fellow Valheim enjoyers, Iβm a Valheim enjoyer as well. Iβm looking for a Valheim experince in which we please Odin. DM me for details.
beep beep boop
I am normal and can be trusted with power
@tardy vale Idk if pinging devs is allowed, but may I ask until when the 50% sale on steam lasts? Thinking of being santa for some folks
January 2nd
If I have committed an unspeakable crime I shall dignifiedly accept my public exection
valkommen my friends i hope anyone reading this will have a wonderful time playing valheim
You specifically said you BELIEVE it's till then hence why I came here for confirmation
Steam's Winter Sale banner says pretty clearly that it's til January 2nd
Fair enough, but yeah itβs the 2nd. See you around, Santa π
Time to bless some people with nordic power
GTX 3060: Sorry if that has already been a discussion but i recently bought this card and everytime i try to run Valheim it crashes my system completely. Is anyone running Valheim with this card? Nvidia has told me its a problem with the game not the card. Help please. ( I miss my Bjarne!!)
Have u tried reinstalling
Or mby vulkan idk Iβm not that good with game config stuff
Or mby try update driver for 3060
I don't know to be honest.
And pinging is bad. But I allow it since I am community manager and in charge of discord
re-install your GPU drivers
Sorry what's "pinging"?
@ name
π«

Fixed!! Went through GeForce Experience and optimised settings for Valheim through it. Now to get my gear back.......
oh no
don't click "optimize settings"
nvidia don't know what is what in valheim since it's a Early Access game
so it can get settings that crash it π¦
But after doing so i can now play it. Before doing so i couldnt get past the login screen .....The whole PC would crash. Now, smooth as silk but i will keep looking for options if it recurs
it will probably crash eventually
but you can just remove the settings to default
Cheers for that
np
Fair
π
i'm back. was away from internet for a while. jonesin for some smiffle memes.
This just in:
Valheim PvP mode to be named "Super Smiffe Bros."
but. i only use pvp to hunt the chckns in my walls
Butcher Knife my dear viking...
hitting the pvp button is faster than going to the butcher box
but my real point is
why can't we call it chckn hunt
π€ i should try a pvp server sometime probably. maybe.
Good evening, gentlemen
bah! humbug.
Every time I'm sorting my inventory, deciding what to drop, I feel more and more tempted to just drink all my potions, throw all my food on the ground, take off my armor and haul as much of whatever it is I'm carrying back to base
Hey everyone! I am having issues with Valheim for the past two months. It runs through Steam, prompts standard or Vulkan launch, then fails. Crash log states Unable to find type [UnityEngine.CoreModule.dll]
do you run mods at all?
Not on this game!
Actually... there is one in there!
I don't remember downloading that!
works like a charm
as in, you worked out why Val was crashing?
Did you try verifying file integrity on Steam?
Kelsey110
Confusing
usually it's mod related
Mornin gjall π
Can we make that an automated response? Check for keywords like "issue", "failing", "not working", and just have the server triage people based on mods?
Enjoy! π Mine technically started yesterday, just one more gift to get and i dont even have to leave my house through christmas π
Where are you vacating to?
home ofc
Enjoy your staycation.
Staycations are the best ngl
Why would you lie about that?
It's no lie
But, you had to clarify that you weren't going to lie...
Ah, fair enough
My brother in law is similar. Every time he includes someone else's quotes into a story, he says, "They turned around and said...". I have to presume he lives in a very twirling world.
I hate myself.
I was searching the bog witch for a lot of hours on a pre-update world. When I decided I saw to many swamps, I searched for the command and located a place to go where the trader should be able to spawn.
Then, I closed my computer.
I came back days after.
I had forgotten the place, so I tried to use again the command, not checking if I was remembering it correctly.
I sent βlocation bog_witchβ.
Now there is a bog witch in the middle of an ocean. Anyway I can undo that ? I canβt find out the command.
Meowning
Don't think so
If you use location command without SAVE on it, your world saving gets disabled.
So the location is probably gone if you exit, but so is your progress.
the only usefull skill is run 40+
Jump*
Max leveled jump was an amusing thing to mess around with
quick question since I haven't played the bog witch updates. do feasts count as one food slot?
Ye
How do we even use said feasts? Is there a YouTube video explaining it?
Buy the prep board and different spices from the bog witch. Make it (the feast) at the preparation table and place using the board she sells ye
Okay so you donβt have to use item stands anymore to display foods??
Thanks btw
Correct. You can display / place all food and potions with it. Pretty epic.
@staff can we get achievements???
Yesss I just got started on a dining hall. This is truly epic
Achivements will come at 1.0 release
Do you think dev commands will deny achievements?
hopfully yes
wait shit i meant jump i actually meant to say jump i was gonna talk about how it lets you jump over walls and a vast majority of attacks
Feasts are cool and all, but they really don't help Mage builds that much....
Mage builds are the last playstyle that needs more help/buffs
Takes too long to cast certain things
Especially the Staff of Protection. I was hoping getting my Blood Magic up to 100 would decrease casting time like Bows, but it didn't.
No mistake, just built an AFK farm and it was done after less than two nights of sleep
It lasts a long time after cast, what's the issue with the cast time if you don't mind my asking?
If it pops in the middle of a bunch of charred attacking you, you have to run away to cast it again
Granted, but is this really different from, say, being low on stamina after some well timed special weapon attack uses?
Choosing the engagement is a part of the combat in Valheim.
Touche
bow 100 π₯΅
Happy holidays π
Anyone wanna play valheim? I need to defeat bonemass and want to play through ashlands!!
meow
https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510 you can look out for company here.
AWWWW >:((
Does anyone know Russian?
plenty of russian speaking people here.
but
This is a english server only, so reminder to only use english here
I would like to join someone and play
Best place is #1024264966712340510
I would like to join someone and play.But I don't know how to do it
Um.. EEF is the best food combo starting with the Mistlands Feast.
So... what do you mean Feasts don't help?
feedback should go in --> #valheim-public-test or the dedicated feedback channel for it.
In this channel, feedback like this will drown in messages in mear minutes mostly
Guys why can't you teleport metals
Because if we could, carts and ships would be a lot less useful
So you have to use boats and carts π
I'm not sure what EEF is, but I was talking about if you just eat the three highest tiered feasts, it prioritizes health and stamina and doesn't give enough Eitr to cast the Dead Raiser or Trollstav. I understand that I can swap the Plains feast for an Eitr food, but it hu6my brain when all three foods don't have the same duration.
Feasts aren't meant to replace real food.
Running FFF is for like... general exploration and base-building.
Or going back to previous biomes where your gear just one-shots everything.
Anything that is combat-focused you should be running regular food like HHS or HSS. (Boss fights especially).
Labor-intensive things like fishing still do better with SSS instead of feasts tbh.
Magic being the sole exception where having the Mistlands or Ashlands feast as your third food (EEF) is incredibly powerful due to the stat spread.
I understand now. Thank you.
π
merry christmas everyone
Yβall ever think about how some of us have known each other in some sense for years? π€

I remember when @tardy vale first joined the server
and now he's my boss XD
I've gotten to know all our volonteers over the years π€
and a bunch of the userbase
Many of which are really nice people that I'd gladly take a beer with IRL if I ever could
aye
If I ever convince my cousin to take me to Sweden (he lived there for a few years), We are going to find a way to meet XD
If you ever find yourself in Texas, let me know π throw some steaks on the grill and get a nice fire going LOL
When its comming the north pole ? anyone knows?
Nope, no release date atm
Never, because this isn't a Christmas game.
Why do people keep calling it the North Pole? Lol
I have a question about the boardgame, how/when do we get access to the stl files is it going to be some kind of code in the box?
πΆ It's my code in a box! πΆ
I think they email it to you? Might be best to ask in the comments section on that pledge manager π
edit: emphasis on think lol
ask on the gamefund page or send a email to the creator team
can you repair armors
yes, same way you repair tools (mashing that button next to the crafting list), they need to be rapaired at the same station type at which they were crafted, the station level required to repair it is shown in the tooltip
oh
anyone have any recommendations on how to organize items? like a youtube or something im just getting in ashlands and after mistlands im so disorganized lol
Two or three rooms :
- smaller one where you put all items that have little or no more use and those you have a lot so you create a « backup » in that room and another in the second room.
- Second room is your main storage, ideally close to your crafting tables. Place lots of big chests dedicated for certain types of items: food ingredients, hides, basic crafting ingredients, stones and woods (many chests for different types of theses), ores, metals, cores, eyes, arrows/bolts, etcβ¦ plus a blackmetal chest for recently discovered items you donβt know yet how to sort them.
- An optional third room would contain items of great value but little use, like dragon tears, blackcores, things you use in certain important crafts but not very often.
nice gives me somewhere to start
should i build a beginner base in the black foresrt or in the meadows me and my friend dont know
In the meadows if you don't want a troll to smack it up
Starter bases are generally in Meadows π mayn people even stay in that base the entire game
_ no one remembers a coward_ π
Oh i will happily go smack anything you guys throw at me π but after that i will go rest in my cozy base in meadows (and put trophy of the thing above my fireplace π )
Hi mates! What exactly ||mountain peak pepper powder|| does?
Lests you make a new feast π
Yeah, but I see that it can be include in almost every previous feast
It should be needed only for the Hearty Mountain logger's stew π€
The previous ones should require woodland herb mix π look if its not that
Probably, thank you!
can someone help me with a boss
?
i'd be happy to help, up to yagluth because i didn't fight him yet
thats who i need help with lol
oh, lol. i might still be willing to help you but i'm only 3/4 of the way geared up enough to fight him
if i can
Morgen gjall.
Yaggluth is pushing on these things to make you struggle : ||stamina and fire.||
So you need to prepare in order to counter it. ||barley wine of fire resistance|| is your best friend along with ||stamina mead (as much as possible)||. According to your gamestyle, eat the right food but if you are good at ||dodging|| I recommend a maximum in ||stamina||. Also, your ||running|| skill will be useful.
There are also clips if you want to beat him easily.
would anyone like to brreak my Valheimen and teach how to play loool ?
which one
Hey now.
I joined before you did π
hes the worst boss
i couldnt beat him without cheats
really ?
with these advice I gave it shouldn't be that hard. Of course spare your resources (don't go facing his ||laserbeam|| as an example) and use the area at your advantage to hide from his attacks and it should be possible.
yeah i did all the things u said and my friends kept dying and the frozen arrows barely did any dmg
The laserbeam is totally blockable with a shield if you have alot of HP π€
valheim, god game, im newbie, hi
of course (you don't even need that much HP) but you loose all your stamina, and that exactly what you need to beat him
dodging cost way less stamina and allow you to start walking up to him
Standing behind a pillar costs even less stamina, hiding from the meteors right in his face (his head blocks meteors) costs even less stamina.
you can usually run around him and whack his "tail"
that is the point I gave saying "use the area at your advantage"
I just tried to give advice without spoiling the boss (I killed him long ago btw)
Is there a texture to strobe out Yggdrasil like its playing caramelldansen?
PHINEAS AND FERB
if you insist
Maybe put an epileptic seizure warning.
I feel like Madam Fanny from Allo Allo.
Non Non!! Ze flashing bedknobs...!!
Yooo
How i can build freely and flying to build on xbox, i watched some video for buildings and saw people can fly while building, i tried hummer mode but i couldn't fly and it requires i must be within penches borders,
Guude me please
Why are you posting the same question in 3 different channels?
To get the response faster π€·π»
π€¦ββοΈ

Heyoo Hyper π
So it is more important to you that you get what you want and bothering people in different channels doesn't matter?
Entitled much?
Use the right channel which is #valheim-help and have some patience.
I bet all of us here have the answer but aren't inclined to give it to you since you spammed the same question in multiple channels which is against the rules that you chose to ignore.
Posting the same thing in multiple channels is considered spam, which is against our rules. Don't do it again.
You really thought about all that just with 1 msg in 3 different channels?? You sick mate, go visit a therapist
But yes i will not post that again, i rarely participate here btw
what if during a bossfight, in the event zone any mod that wanders in despawns, but each boss spawns spsisific minnions just like bonemass
I do have some mental problems and have seen a therapist.
It might be good for you to visit one yourself, one who hopefully helps with your feelings of entitlement and being more important than anyone else on here.
We have seen the behavior before and it is always better to squash it early than to let it fester.
I'm pretty secure in who I am, what problems I have, who I love and who loves me.
I don't really know why my comments make you think I'm insecure.
π«
I'll always be here for you because you capitalize your i's π
Thanks, I appreciate that.
Don't understand people who use "go to theraphy" as an insult. But you've got this. Good fortune to you. π
in
lies
"gototherapy" is my server password whatchu talkin bout Willis?
Some of us are poor and still havenβt got sugar daddy to buy us a pc haha
π₯²
you can likely get some very good deals by looking for used gaming pcs. even a 10 year old rig can be more than enough to run all but the newest cutting edge bloated triple a games
and depreciation on older components is pretty massive
Probably at one of the best times in history to get good computer parts for cheap, crypto scamming is dying (bitcoin), companies pumping sillicone out like rabbits, Nvidia releasing new Gpus every 6 months that are 10% better than the previous gen
guys how can i get help :/
"Go to therapy" doesn't work on me as an insult.
Been there, done that, will do it again if necessary.
There aren't that may insults that work on me, they are either true or a blatant lie.
Also what would I care about a random person on the internet calling me names, they don't know me and I don't know them.
My skin is thick enough that such things just slide off.
personally not a fan of people advising therapy (insult or not) as a cure-all for mental problems.
It isn't a cure all but it certainly can help.
I have money Iβm on disability. So I just have my Xbox
Just one rude person at the start π usual shenanigans
Nothing too wild.
man its sooo cold this month
Good time to stay indoors and play Valheim.
hohohooo very very
honestly been absolutely wonderful. it's even 61 here right now - got the slippers and blanket and later I'll prolly get out the hot coco
With whipped cream, chocolate shavings and marshmallows on top, maybe a dash of rum, whiskey, brandy or port?
not likely since I'm close to hitting my target goal by the end of the year
We also have milder frost here, only around -2Β°C and lots of snow after few days.
damn -2 thats like freezing
Guys, my karve ship is gone why is that
I swam to some island and i cant find it, is it poossible it got eaten>
depends on what island xD
The sun rose at about 5:30am in Western Australia today. By 8:30am it was 34 degrees (~93 Fahrenheit). It was 102 Fahrenheit by midday.
dark forest
It may have been destroyed by Grey Dwarves, but honestly... if you've never just lost a boat, have you ever played Valheim? π
How do i protect it next time
We had -20Β° last week.
Enemies will prioritise you over your boat in proximity, but otherwise it's like leaving your car in a bad neighbourhood - the risk is there.
should I park it far from shore?
I'm just happy it's colder, because yeah, that's our normal weather for most of the year
golly thats cold, normal weather here in asia is HOT but we do get some cold breeze sometimes
We have a Xmas song here; the first line is - "It's beginning to look a lot like fuck this!"
Welcome to Nordic countries 
Just loaded up my original save, reexplored OG Mistlands
the old old one with cobwebbs?
a nightmare to navigate π
Did you not have the Light of Elendil?
Yah thatβs the one
Tbf Mistlands still can be, the amount Iβve died to a damn bug thatβs slightly different elevation is I miss π
Was the original plan spiders? Cos thank god you didnβt π
Wish I had a map still with the OG Mistalnds π₯²
no spiders
Have Ashlands too but that is now just a sea
Gotta remember to lock in Deep North
so i ws going around an island with the barest slimmer of wind, and when i turned around to make my way over to the other end of the island, the wind shifted to give me speed. like, right when i turned, during my turn. how should i thank the wind spirit?
Throw a single dragon tear into the deepest part of the ocean you can find, along with 100 gold
aye aye!
If I wanted to add mods to my valheim which folder should I put 'em to
so one of my dyrnwyn fragment locations was inside a grausten blob and just didnt spawn at all. anything i can do?
Ask in #mods-discussion π
Try to explore around there a bit, π maybe look for a cave
i did, i already found reto by chance so its not his dungeon. its the first fragment
Ah, ok
Did you discover the location pre-update, then went there post-update? Might have to rediscover the location at a cave.
yeah.... thats what i was afraid of π¦
Good luck! You should still get a POI though
lmao just found it and its totally on the compelte other side of of my last one i just spent all this time going to
Merry Christmas everyone! π ||(just turned 24th for me)||
Has anyone used a vps for Valheim that works?
VPS?
Happy christmas π
A dedicated server service
100's
#dedicated-server ask here
depends on where you live and such what service is best
go ask in the channel #dedicated-server π
as a game developer, I can't be biased and telling you which is the best π
I spent whole day there
Tell me what you used if
Smiffe Server Co. is definitely the best
I host myself
I bought one today, it doesn't work how i want it to
I use my old PC as dedicated host
I have an i5-1230U laptop for uni, but I don't think its a good idea to run it every day
could work π€
I use an old i5 (maybe 3rd gen?) with 16gb ram for my dedicated server, and it works great.
PC though, not a laptop.
Hm really
I couldn't bare constant fan spinning and still my internet is garbage
And id probs waste more money
Yeah, definitely want good internet to host.
yeah
I want to purchase some server eith just easy setup
and a descent router / switch / modem
Yeah don't have thst
dathost.net do you guys think should try them?
Not a clue, seeing I run my own. Might just have to wait until someone with some knowledge of VPN sees your message in dedicated.
I don't think anyone can help me there
The support ppl from the hosting service told me that they are unable to help me
And I'm not a tech god
Best option for me is to try a new host and get refund from this one
I wasted the entire day
Its 2am
That's rough. Wish I could give you an answer. Lots of people sleeping right now, though. Don't lose hope yet.
Quite a few scan back through previous messages once they get on.
Thanks for caring
Check out Bisect Hosting, they are extremely quick with replies
any tips for storage organization?
Is Christmas ever just absolutely exhausting to anyone else? Or am I just a Scrooge? π
My family loves Christmas but we all agree that itβs exhausting lol
Itβs a very busy time of the year
We make a very chill christmas π just a "fancy" dinner, present opening and thats basically all, the next day we will go to grandparents for small family meet and thats all
kinda same except i just live with one other person and there are no presents 
always been my favourite time of the year so i never let stress get in the way of it - this is my dedicated relaxation spot~
Traffic is crazy, stores are crazy, so many expectations π΅βπ« just a lot for me haha
Holidays is when customers start acting like the world owes them something
Rate my world modifiers: combat: normal(if there was a more fun way to increase difficulty I would've used it) resource: 1.5 death penalty: 'easy' more raids normal portals
Nice chill playthrough with guests stopping by often π i dont see a problem with it (ofc all that matters is what you think, its your game π )
I will donate my left nut to science if that shit actually works
He will require 10% of your left nut after science receives it.
Sadly I don't work for $ but for β¬.
Morgen gjall.
π
Christmas gjall
ΠΎΠΊ
there is like 5 freaks
and 1 frea
look i just want to share my anime things
with people
can i?
or do i get banned?
sharing anime is not Valheim related.
Go read #rules-and-info
Does people in other countries have that funny tradition to watch "The Snowman" animation from TV every Christmas or is it just us?
not that one. we got a disney show since forever showing on TV
Same with home alone, die hard and a few other movies or short sketches that are on different channels.
Which one Disney show?
It's a mixup of different Disney things over the years
The Snowman has become a tradition during Christmas to many in my country and I have not broken that tradition in over 25 years (as far as I remember since my childhood).
Ah yeah, there are some I remember. The Jiminy Cricket show is one of them.
hello i wanna downloud valheim.
is there someone who wanna team ?
#1024264966712340510 Is the place to find other Valheimians to play with.
Post something yourself or browse at your leisure.
When will deep north update approximately release
We don't know yet.
burger
No one has a clue not even the developers.
This is making me imagine a gjall decorated like a Christmas tree
hearth's warming eve is here once again~
π€
Its one thing not knowing, and another thing of we not telling
doesn't seem like a good idea to set oneself a deadline this early
Merry christmas guys
I bet you have an idea around what time you'll get it done or want it done but that can change depending on how well everything goes, no?
That fox is the best part of my days lol
Happy Xmas π
one of my favorite actors
very good at what he does
Got myself Tiny Glade for Christmas π
That's such cute game 
It's been Christmas Day for approaching two hours now, for me. I hope all of my fellow Valheim-ers have a safe, pleasant, stress-free, and comforting Xmas day and a smooth transition into 2025.
Yes
God jol!
All I want is to a good jol.π₯°
Soldier Boy!
Hey all, what is the best/fastest way to train cooking? Im at end game
Cook lots of cheap stuff π like bread or onion soup
When do you think update 1.0 will be released?
Ive been making endless boar and wolf jerky in stacks of 5. Im hoping im getting exp for each and not 1 per 5 haha
Between the next five seconds and 2030
I believe the official answer from any of the devs would be 'When it's ready.'
When it's ready π«‘
I keep it in a box in my basement. I don't want others to see it.
Question. How rare is a 2 star Rancid Remains?
kinda super rare π
They come in stars?
Merry chirstmas
I miss derek havenβt seen him in a while
it's christmas time
Ooohh no way. Funnily enough since I redownloaded it it was like the third one I found!
I had to read that in Jemaine Clement's voice, singing "Business Time". And now I'm going to be singing it all night.
I mean, he ainβt wrong
Prolly 2026 π
It's Smiffemas time.
Merry christmas. π
Bah.
Humbug!
Bah smiffebug?
lol
Merry Christmas everyone, thanks for keeping this server a reliable source of information and community.π
Reliable? Do most of your other servers blatantly give you false information?
Maybe it was sarcasm? I like to think so.
I would like to think that it is genuine gratitude for people here trying to actually give the most accurate info they can π
Am just kidding. Nn ppl have a good one.
It's remarkable how often "most accurate" gets labeled as "not helpful" by a few very loud people π
More like Iβve yet to join any other valheim server. As most non officials are ran by overwheight 40 year oldsπππ
That's oddly specific and insulting to people you've only met online, no?
Why do you have an issue right nowπ happy holidays man
Man so confused, could have sworn I installed valheim a week ago, now I have to buy it π just one of those weeks
It left game pass in September I believe
Yeah I read that but could have sworn I installed it like 2 weeks ago π€£
Guess I'll have to wait until next week to play it. Freakin Xbox tryna make me go crazy
Oof, that's a hot take.
It really is not
Implying that most servers are a) run by overweight 40 year olds (with presumably zero evidence to back that claim up) and b) implying that that 'fact' is inherently a bad thing.
c) That there is something inherently negative about 40 yr olds.
Broπ
Not your 'bro', thankfully.
Standard skull over-user tbh π€·ββοΈ
Why so madπ must be the truth tbh
Insulting people is definitely the path forward...
Happy holidays nonetheless. That was the whole point of my post. Not you 2 getting upset over a discord post.π
Who is upset?
"Everyone be happy!"
Casually insults entire groups of people.
"But everyone be happy!"
π€¦ββοΈ π
This backhandedness isnβt the way forwardsπ
Shh, I'm trying to sleep
Santa is coming
Santa isn't real.
That he's over 12?
sits back with some popcorn
KITTY!
Valkitty
So I'm not the only one silently observing π€£
The mods are always watching.
I would hope so
Ngl I didn't even know that's what the pink was lol
I wanna know how you get past Greydwarf
With stuff and things
No I mean roles
shrugs
Most roles you can actually get you can get in Channels & Roles.
Thank you
Mostly just here for updates and such π€£
same but if thereβs something to get might aswell try yk
I think the Greydwarf role is an exclusive role now π€
Yeah, it doesn't have a function anymore.
Yep- was a pre-hack role
L non-believer π
It's not a matter of belief...
Ah man I shouldn't have left when that happened
My exclusivity!!
Well not just that, any valheim related role.
Huh?
Any role that specifically relates to valheim.
Like to get your name color changed
Coloured roles are staff roles. You're not getting those in a hurry.
Sorry, I've misunderstood your question then.
the role finds those who suit it, essentially
Thank youπ€
Ahh yea there he is
Anyone have a really good seed to start a new world on?
Merry Smiffmas to you π
riito all lowercase
correct.
the role doesn't get assigned anymore
π¦
Any secrets?
Tell me your secrets
Merry Christmas to all those who celebrate! 
~~Merry Christmas~~
Merry Christmas!!
Merry Christmas all!
I always knew there was something off about Elmo...
Merry Christmas everyone!! God bless! ππ
hey guys ! havnt played valhiem since mistlands got announced anyone have a open server up? would love to get back into this game
#1024264966712340510 would be the place to ask on, or browse for an open server
How can I have roles in this Valheim server
By looking in id:customize perhaps?
Thank you king of Minas Tirith
you can't
we don't have any kind of "opt in" roles here
besides news and those
Thanks for the heads up! π
what a lonely christmas ree
who now...?....you mean aragorn?..
chat how do i beat up the cold
Make fire
the sickness
Holy crap thereβs no way I messed up that bad over my favorite movie franchiseβ¦
Reading his name, my brain was thinking Aragorn π. Why was I think lotr!
I think you meant King under the Mountain π
-# Edit: Just checked and while I was just winging the title I actually got it, and even the capitalization, spot on! XD
the most thought-provoking item in the mistland is copper scrap if i'm being honest
Hi! I just joined the server. I'm looking to find someone to play with. Could someone point me in the right direction?
maybe #1024264966712340510
thanks a million
Hello! New to the server and has just been introduced to Valheim a week ago. It has been addicting so much fun. Here to share thoughts, ask help and talk about valheim π
Also, Merry Christmas!
Some bot named naughty_694 is sending random FRs to people.
At least, I got one. Anyone else can confirm?
Probably worth reporting to @worn finch
Just bought it for myself as a christmas gift Wish me luck fellas
I know I'm a few years late for this, but it's time to give my first opinion on the mistlands. Am I the only one that thinks that the mistlands aren't that hard? Like, there's no deathsqitos, you can run away from everything, and you're not really forced to fight, so you can do it only when you're at your best, my only deaths so far is from a deathsqito that followed me to the middle of the biome and a seeker pushing me down a cliff.
Mistlands is severely underrated.
You NEED a feather cape to enjoy it to the fullest, and lightfoot mead makes it much easier.
Aw darn, I'll get started on the lightfoot mead. Why didn't I think of that?
Mistlands isn't difficult. But the ashlands is just horible.
I haven't managed to mine a laviathan without being pelted with fireballs that spawn heading towards players..
hi holy shit
new to this game i might need some help
i lost some stuff on an island thats a two day boating trip away from my nearest spawn and my stuff is being gatekeeped on a plains island by these one-shotting goblins
is anyone available to log on and help me get my stuff back?
Hmmm, maybe try getting a portal set up
Fine wood & surtling cores. If you don't have finewood due to lack of metal tools. Bait a troll from the black forest to beat the white trees till they drop the wood
Please don't post your server information outside of #1024264966712340510
indeed
just invites griefers
but that might been the point
my b im super new to all of this , what are griefers?
ill be on the mic in like 10 min sir trees
ill come help you with all that stuff youre doing
They're people that connect just to wreck your stuff and give others a bad time, and probably kick puppies and drive slow in the fast lane.
Most of the people are cool and helpful, but there are always a few lurkers that thrive on misery.
kickin puppies ain cool yo
Unfortunately there are people that seems it's okay to do.
people who joins a world with cheat weapons and destroys all your stuff
This may explain it quite well (with a comic twist) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEK-hi91b6Q
Afternoon,
Is the channel description a hint that there'll be pizza in the Deep North, seeing onions are a component of salad?
Highly doubt it lol
Darn. I was looking forward to crafting a peel (had to look up the name) as the next tool.
Wouldn't thematically make sense IMHO even thought I love pizza.
Fish tacos donβt make a lot of sense either π
*wraps π€«
no
oh no. i got addicted to my longship. I can't even use the karve
Karve is the best fishing boat.
?
Best boat for fishing.
why?
You can reel while sitting on paddle seat and also having the fishing rod close to water so it shortens the reel length.
I agree Longship is better for travelling the seas but I still use Karve when I to fishing. Just mentioned.
you can reel and steer at the same time?
You have to first throw the bait in water, then sit on the paddle. You can steer slowly when the bait is in water, but too much length will break the line.
Does long boat have any features over karve?
It has far more storage, and more HP
Bigger, more inventory space, faster, more durable.
But no additional features
No additional necessarily, just improved features. If you want to get into the technicalities lol
no
Ok
i love just 2-tapping serpents with the arbalest
Wow, quick payback for your moves with the arbalest, hey?
As TΓΌrkiye, we are in the Mena region.
Please update price for mena region.
Don't think the devs pick the regional pricing.
I think they can actually, π€ or at least i have seen one developer who actually had a constant sale in some country to make the game more accessible there
not really no
we use the regional pricing
Afaik regional is just an opt-in or not feature from Steam.
Where Steam itself controls the pricing if you opt-in.
(I could be completely wrong)
MENA - U.S. Dollar $9.99 at -50% 9,58β¬ -4.01% 9,58β¬ $9.99 at -50%
Opt in just means using Valves own recommended regional price but of course any dev can customize the price manually.
Tiny Glade is such a useful tool for planning Valheim builds
?
Itβs a new-ish game where you can build little castles and stuff, check it out! Itβs really comfy
we need an offical store for modded bosses and biomes we can add
You can go ask to #mods-discussion If you want some modded stuff
holy crap i sailed my dvergr extractors from my mistlands to my base and now i have almost 40 serpenrt meat
You sure it weren't Serpent extractors?
Eeeeeeh... you might want to sail those back to mistlands π
wait............. i's not like the nails?
They are to be used in mistlands π
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
80 serpent meat later π
Smiffe NOT using "Sorry but no"?
WHAT IS THIS WORLD?
Are there ambient wolf sounds in the mountains, or are the howls a reliable indicator of nearby wolves?
afaik howls = wolves.
only howls from actual wolfs
Thank you.
wolves* π
next time i'm bringing the materias to build a forge everywhere i go
SMIVVES
Good two-star girls*
Fluffballs*
The wait is over. New Video Alert!
Watch here: https://youtu.be/FFoZHnwlB1s, and tell us what we should explain next.
This is a h*ckin good explanation of all the puppers, doggos, and woofers that are popular in memes. DoggoLingo (aka Doggo-Speak or PupperSpeak) is an internet love language for man's best friend.
A doggo is a dog. A pupper is...
Cats > Puppers, Doggos, and Woofers
Love this π
Nah, change > to =, they are all too precious
The wait is over. New Video Alert!
Watch here: https://youtu.be/FFoZHnwlB1s, and tell us what we should explain next.
Doggos love to wear costumes, and when a doggo wears a costume, it's doing a bamboozle. Some doggos bamboozle as superheroes, like sooperman, pooperman, the justice beagles, and bat dog. Other doggos dress up as their favorite ...
Nope.
Cats >>>
wait, so that's why there's copper scraps in the mistlands............
Oh no, dont be bamboozeled π
?
no
>>>>
it's convinience π
to make a forge
It's because even though we have to keep going back to Meadows and BF for berries, they added more metal because reasons instead of making you go back for that too.
You can portal berries though.
You can portal metals now because retconning years of "some things aren't meant to be portalled" happened with Ashlands.
Only once you reach the penultimate biome. It doesn't really retcon anything.
Agree to disagree.
it's basicly a reward for "making it so far"
I view it as the single mistake that has been made in all of development for Valheim π¦ π (sorry)
But no game is perfect so π€·ββοΈ
How is it a mistake?
noooo......i.....i......i thought that i had to make the sap extractor at the black forge.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I hear ya'
Now, nerfing two biomes in a row: THAT'S a mistake. Allowing the teleporting of metals once you've completed 85% of the game is not.
Incidentally, how is all of this in #general?
Because all the people involved know how to keep things in proper channels? π
It is quite an achievement nonetheless π
Soon 2025
Hm?
It's soon 2025
For some sooner as for others.
holy crap i was fishing for my first time with pufferfish, and it just straight-up drained my entire stamina bar in under 1 second
and i had like, a good 120 stamina
Yeah, that happens a lot haha getting your fishing skill up helps
Also having only stamina food and potions π
Maybe we should just delete every other channel and just keep this one.
great idea, i'tl centralize everything and make it more accessible
We could, but then it won't be long before people complain about Valheim chat being put in general, and thus making it difficult to track what things are about.
Oh that would be a mess XD
Well, yes. That's kinda the point.
Are you not allowed to talk Valheim here or what?
It's not forbidden or anything but we do have better channels for it.
So I'm just gonna ask this. Should the game have a swedish torch fire as a cooking option?
Epic embed fail
embed failure laugh at this user
hello guys
As a Swedish person. I don't understand that reference π€
No.
Normal users cannot embed
Thank Odin.
Oooh and the swedish ladel
Can i change the server region?
Im trying to play with my friend but he lags way too much
If your host allows.
Morning
Ladel?
Are all the fish in Valheim.... Swedish Fish? π
Had to look that one up. Strange things.
They are tasty snacks in moderation.
not sure why anyone would want a swedish "ladel"
What makes them different from normal ladels?
Sadly we don't get them here.
absolutly nothing
π
Most ladels are Chinese ladels, true.
go to your local IKEA store π
I don't have 3 days to spare.
we invaded you, remember?
Only place would be like scottish highlands that have like a 1-2 day trip to the nearest IKEA store
No, the joke was that it takes that long to leave once you go in.
Honestly if going alone you can be quick about it.
With a spouse however... It might take days to get out.
That goes for about all shoping with a spouse.....
True. But somehow it applies multiply in Ikea.
Hm, I don't see Swedish Fish available on the website, but I guess they still might have it in store. We've banned the US version, but the actual Swedish recipe should be OK.
You banned the high-sugar, carcinogenic version?
WHHYYYY? π
Regarding to Swedish fish... Question to Smiffe.
Do you like surstrΓΆmming?
Scandinavia did add extra tax on sugar, like here in Norway π¦
Hahah I'm just adding to swedish torch
But yes
I'm leaving Sweden tomorrow
Veri annoying that after I leave it'll snow
π
How rare is it to find 2 leviathans almost on top of eachother?
ig stuff happens on the bog witch hunt
Rare-ish π happens not really often but not too rare
The game should have swedish translation afaik
I think we had this conversation before when i said it doesnβt have one tho it is on pc
btw found the witch like 10K metres from my spawn lol, right before i found her oden spawned (good luck ig) telling me i was on the right track
Yeah, on every version.
Were you the one who suggested to put the Swedish translation in Xbox?
Which if true, I really don't know why a Swedish game would not have that translation in general, even if the Xbox port wasn't made by them
hi
oof, keep forgetting links don't render previews π€¦ββοΈπ
? Are there any free dedicated servers out there not watching ads for hours just to play with me and friends and it can stay on my pc running and i can still use my xbox to play on
In here https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510 perhaps?
Okay thanks
It's basically a hollowed out log that is treated as a rocket stove since you burn it from the inside out.
Well, it's debatable whether vikings would even know how to do that.
Iβm sure itβs been asked a bunch, but is there any timeframe for the True North release? 2025?
Nope, we dont have any info on that unfortunately
And you would be correct
hello hello, im quite new to valheim anyone want to try and beat the game with me?
Ty all. Waiting for true north before starting a fresh run
I would strongly suggest playing the first playthrough alone so you can learn stuff on your own π , but if you want you can look into #1024264966712340510
@tardy vale hey smiffe i know its not right place to ask and all i just had a tought crossed would it be possible for dev team to code it that when u use gear stand and set a specific set on it and to swap it with your current wearing one with just one press would be nice i think if fast changing gear from farming to hunting and so on
Any multi-player game you just miss so much stuff if your first play through is with friends.
At the very least, I wouldnβt do a first playthrough with strangers π would start with trusted friends or alone.
Or at least, a play far enough to recognise the game mechanics/progression, etc.
Or, marry a gamer girl. That was my solution. π
https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202312684364910612 would be more proper channel IMO.
While we dont have any info on the date it is nearly certain it will take quite a long time (my personal opinion, and keep in mind its mainly baseless speculation, is that it will take at least a year and quite possibly more)
yeah it was more like question first if its possible to do for them π
Using the Valheim voice channels for more than advertising one's own playthrough is a good idea too. Communication breeds corroboration.
So once the Deep North/1.0 will Valheim continue to be updated with new features or is that it?
i think that the plan is to be done, if not at 1.0 then after a final clean update(s)
but at SOME point not too long thereafter if not at 1.0, they'll be done and moving on to other projects
Absolutely guaranteed that something breaks after 1.0. There'll be updates.
(I'm calling it).
Bug fixing after the game is done, yeah. Always.
I reckon balancing too. Any maybe even one more trader (edit: or at least extra items for current traders)
That we have literally no way of knowing...
Sure. I'm speculating.
What would a 4th trader even sell?
Propane and propane accessories
For what purpose?
So you can taste the meat, not the heat!
||im being a goof and making a reference to a tv show, donβt mind me π ||
Meaning they will also sell Flexseal?
Were you expecting herbs for feasts prior to the Bog Witch?
Why would a 4th trader sell what the 3rd trader already sells?
Seriously? You must be trolling.
At the bog witch...
?
I think what heβs trying to say, is before there was a third merchant, did you expect to see a third merchant.
Yes, this. I'm not writing it again. ;P
Like, if someone suggested βa third merchant to sell potion ingredientsβ prior to the bog witch reveal, would you feel it would be a good addition
My point is - obviously it's an unknown, but not knowing what's coming doesn't preclude something from coming.
I've been on team "too many things in the cauldron" for a long time, so yes?
At this point, Iβm just excited for whatever IG has in store; I think Deep North will be their best update π€
#fanart message @calm kestrel how did this turnout? I make this often, itβs delicious!
don't think so π€
I hope there will be 1.0 onward support.
it's probably possible. but it's not something we would focus on to make now.
maybe after 1.0 release..
put the idea in #suggestions if you want us to look at it at some point
balancing before 1.0 since we want achivements to be the same for everyone, not "hah, I did X before it was re-balanced so now it's much harder / easier to do"
yes. it will probably be some partial support at least
I love Valheim because it's an forever game like Skyrim and people still play that game
You mean like the fishing hat that was objectively easier to obtain before Ashlands?
yes
Soo... you're implying that the fishing hat - that currently requires all levels of fish to build - will be reassessed at the 1.0 release and may not require all of the game's fish to craft?
@tired harness i would love if we could sell gear to the 4th trader to get treasure or other items. The obliterator is nice sometimes, but coal is so easy to get now. Be nice to get stuff back from trade ins.
Trade-ins is a fun idea. It'd be cool be able to offer particular resources in trade for some other resource!
That seems a little underwhelming for a merchant in my opinion π€ (moved to discussions channel)
I would hate this.
@tired harness why? Curious
Because we already have the Obliterator.
But it gives coal only. I can make coal so much faster than with that. Would rather have something else back or trade it for anything else.
How many armor sets are you possibly making that you feel the need to sell them?
If I were rich, I would dedicate myself to this game for 10 years. God game
ohh mah gawd the flu reduces my will to live by atleast 13.52%
i thought it was just a cold, thats what i get for being optimistic π©
Oh shoot, hope you get better soon!
my forehead is in another universe
I haven't had a chance to try this batch, but past iterations have been amazing. I tend to make it once or twice a year.
I've been told. ice-cream works well when your sick
There is no situation where ice cream isn't a good idea
there are many things which i have lost an appetite for with this flu and ice cream is high on the list, the thought makes me nauseous
my cravings are oranges, lettuce, tomatoes, beef, and tea.
i've lost so much of an appetite in general its so weird and almost scary, everything tastes like too sweet and kinda gross, its gotten better since yesterday where just drinking water made me kinda nauseous πͺ¦
someone told me a few days ago "starve a cold and feed a fever" which is....literally the exact opposite of the fucking quote π
i was too out of it to know the difference
Lactose intolerant people at a wedding/funeral.
as a lactose intolerant person myself.
I say ||there is ice-cream for us aswell||
Farce-cream.
Not real π
i might actually be like sliightly lactose intolerant...is that a thing? where theres like stages to it, or is it that you either have it or you don't
Around 65% of people world wide are lactose intolerant. Most of them are in countries where the milk consumption is not high.
Yes, but can 1 person be 65% intolerant is the question π
Some intolerant people can tolerate a bit of lactose.
I was lactose intolerant up until I quit school and then it magically vanished.
My stomach made sounds 24/7, it was a PAAAAAIN to go through school.
It's so unfair I got the flu on Christmas and now I'm suffering
I was also somewhat lactose intolerant in my teens, it got my stomach hurt. It also vanished suddenly.
I couldn't stay away from dairy stuff anyway and I saw a youtuber who got hers gone by over consuming dairy so maybe that's why mine went too
it's all degree of hell
As opposed to a radian of hell? π
i can have dairy products and stuff but it feels like a have a limit before i start getting stomach aches from it
What is the difference between dedicated and non dedicated server? thank you!
Always online and available vs only available when the person hosting is logged in.
ur the best. ty
second q; do i need anything besides vanilla game to play either
nope ^
Nope.
Vanilla is de wae.
beaut. tyy
have any of you lads tried sake before
Too many shots of Sake in Japan XD
oh aye.....follow-up question how can you guys stand the taste of it π₯΄
i reached a point where i couldn't have anymore, but rum i'll down a small bottle of it even straight.
So each one has a different taste. Its based off region and what they use. I lived there for 5 years sooooooo
ahhh i mean, i've only been able to legally consume the stuff for a year so my experiences with various different things are just straight off the bat.
Just tells me it may not be a drink for you, plenty of other alcohols to enjoy. π€·ββοΈ
Never said that once, just my observation. Also, good pun.
it tastes exactly how i imagined it would, fermented rice, and in a rather unflattering manner.
Id suggest soju then, may be more your speed, and it comes in a huge variety of flavors.
valheim and Outward are each in their own league but i need the mix π₯²
its like, if its something you become regionally acquainted to perhaps wether you like it or not? then its like adapting to alcohol all over again for me, learning to like beer opened up a world of other liquor that i also liked, things that would have made younger me vomit like rum especially.
Rums a go to for me, beer is still a hard pass in most cases though
its so easy to be good or bad though, what with lite beers or flavored beers like with lime, the brands even have a huge effect, theres some beer i think tastes sorta like diarrhea water, and then theres corona which i loooove.
Obligatory
How do you know what diarrhea taste like.
i am overjoyed to say i don't but philips blue bucks beer is everything i would imagine diarrhea would taste like
i miss obj man
for my first playthrough that got to the mist lands, would yall recommend that i stay true to my sword and shield and
through those that oppose me, or drop everything and cast fireball?
man it takes me out of it so hard to see valheim brought up as i'm talking about my unhealthy habits irl π₯΄
Morning,
Hello, I want to help with translation, I understand I need to get in touch with one of the devs?
write DM to modmail, he/she/it (bot) will open a ticket for you π
Stay true to your viking ways.
A Viking needs just one thing. The strength of their arm to wield steel πͺ
||Disclaimer- there is no steel in Valheim||
As long as I don't know how metallurgy works, or how the furnace works, I declare that the scrap iron chemically fuses with the coal and makes steel in valheim
And that's why it gains 2 units of weight
Valheim is not a simulator game π
hence like 32 kilogram of material turn into a 0.5 kilo sword π
Law of Mass Tax
There's pretty much no such thing as an iron sword. It's all low carbon steel.
I am looking to find a group of people to play heavily modded valheim with. Is this the right place to look, or should I be asking around less official servers?
yes i too want to find a server
Check this out:
https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510
That's where you usually find them.
Goes for @spiral spruce as well.
cool thanks
yw
spiffing brit is breaking youtube again
As usual during chrismas sale π
Who cares about spiffing brits when we have Smiffing swedes?
its a 30 minutes video
atleast
i think so
maybe longer
but
he will cut most of it as time passes completely breaking youtube algorithm
miracles are a thing
I was wondering why it broke the law of conservation of mass
Because in Valheim we have the Law of Mass Tax.
Portion of all mass is taxed by Odin to feed his power.
Fair enough π€£
is the server being a little less quirky?
Which server?
we shall never know
i love the vast amount of people that come into certain channels, say something that noone knows what they mean, then we never see hide nor hair of them again π§‘
rng encounters
sounds familuar π€
why
bots?
oh no no no
bruh what
hey don't spam gifs smiffe πΎ
after you scold me for posting one gif where i was able to then you post 4 π
I believe that was me who he was "scolding" π
He means YOU!!
but good that some other people takes notes
do you have to generate new world to play the new update bog witch?
Nope, should still be able to find the trader in undiscovered swamps.
thank you so much
is it possible for Valheim to finally have something in the steam points shop??? I urge to be Viking so bad
What on Earth is that?
itsa shop in steam that you can buy channel art and stuff like that using steam points
one way of getting steam points is buying games and you then get a thousand or so points for a 15 dollar game or so
i believe thats how anyone has fancy animated avatar frames and profile backgrounds and all that
Seems pointless. And certainly not something that'll happen prior to 1.0 I'd imagine.
its litterally just buying profile art with free reward points
Fair enough.
though they seem to really want me to get team fortress stuff when i dont even own the game
not to mention its under the games you own section lol
it is a free game so technically everyone that owns steam owns it
but its not even in my library
that negates nothing about my point π
Huh, I have 58,000 points.
you have but to install it to play it
but i need it in my library to install it though
Is there a reason why the Odin is thumbsdowning all the suggestions? Is that an admin or a bot? also why can't i give a suggestion when typing it in the correct format with the π‘
It's a bot and it needs to do that.
likely becouse of the slow timer
thumbsuping them all too, and recycle emojiing them, otherwise noone can react to any of them.
and what derek said
#suggestions has a 30 minute timer for making suggestions just so ya know
Yeah, the slow down shouldn't still carry on if your post is removed but I don't know if that's possible even.
so because i didn't add the lightbulb the first time i can't suggest one for 30 min?
At least the bot now reminds you what you wrote.
So, was it crafting from containers, armour slots or bears?
Ah, of course.
You mean Darkwood? π
Without knowing the exact suggestion its hard to say if that would suffice.
Like most things in that channel, it's probably "please add this completely unnecessary thing so I don't have to use already available ways to solve my problem."
theres crossplay between xbox and pc ye?
Yes
sick ty
remember, money and caffeine is all that matters. get off valheim and get to work
don't let that stuff distract you from petting cats
And fixing dishwashers apparently
You're a hero