general

[tardy vale]

c-h-a-n-n-e-l topic mate

[cursive elk]

I've had coffee, but I still want to snooze. Such is life.

[fleet dagger]

@tardy vale Gosh darn it. I thought i was in the valheim chat.

Honest mistake

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/will-ferrell-elf-buddy-the-elf-throne-of-lies-christmas-gif-1174038786188830953

[lunar musk]

Happy birthday @tough aspen 🎂 🥳

[wide void]

handing out cake slices

[gloomy rock]

I’d love to know how many people wish her happy bday

Idk I’ve just never seen a game discord that connected

[wide void]

oh wow didnt know they shared birthdays soo HAPPY BIRHTDAYYY TO GRIMM ASWELLL!🎂 🍰

[fleet dagger]

@tardy vale And you sit on a pile of...... no u

No one wished me happy birthday when i turned 33 on the 29th of january

Granted i wasnt active at the time. But still!!

[lunar musk]

shameful

[wide void]

oh damn WELLL BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAYY! to you aswell!, may we drink MEAD and enjoy another year of life

[lunar musk]

they could have sent homing pigeons to you with bday wishes attached

[fleet dagger]

@wide void Thanks brother!

[wide void]

hmmm i wonder where was i on january

[fleet dagger]

@lunar musk Thats what i was thinking 🔥

[cursive elk]

A very merry unbirthday to all others who do not have birthdays today!

But BONNE FETE to all with birthdays today!

[fleet dagger]

@wide void I think you were in that one place, next to the other place

[wide void]

must be

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-no-u-no-you-reverse-uno-uno-gif-22508660

[devout trout]

gross

[fleet dagger]

@tardy vale I sacrifice my dignity and one of my happy pills to SUMMON....... you big ol dummy pee pants.

[merry mist]

https://tenor.com/view/mocha-drop-kick-dropkick-ninja-gif-16099688

[devout trout]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeong-gif-3654754744145897317

[tough aspen]

Thanksies!

[devout trout]

Wait a damn second! It's your birthday?!

[bold lark]

yeah happy cake day @tough aspen

[devout trout]

Hippy Borbday! @tough aspen

[bold lark]

and apparently grimmcore as well?

as a gift you are being pinged like hell

[tough aspen]

I love being pinged, thank you both 🌸🫂

[lean fable]

happy birthday!

[halcyon briar]

Happy birthday

Do you want 3 cooked heads for your birthday? Barbar heads

[grave vine]

[brave cradle]

why did i get pinged for my birthday??? 😔 (my birthday is in 4 months)

[grave vine]

Here?

[drowsy imp]

Happy cakeday~

[tough aspen]

Thank you all ❤️

[echo yacht]

Happy birthday. Don't drink too much mead. 🎂

[tough aspen]

I don't ^^ I'm playing hearthstone in my sweatpants

[echo yacht]

No plans for today? Not going out with friends or visiting family?

[tough aspen]

um no 🙂

[oblique plover]

hello lovely ppl!

[dense abyss]

Happy being born day. I always like celebrating others but my own is just a needless reminder of my own advancing mortality.

[tough aspen]

I'm old, my friends are either moved out or have babies, haven't celebrated in years lol

[trail thunder]

Is it just me or does smoke, mist, fog etc look better and more realistic after the last patch. Fog at sea and around the plains in the rain looks amazing and much smoother. Could be placebo though

[grave vine]

[oblique plover]

i stopped celebrating my bday when none of my invited friends came to celebrate with me. since then this day is just a sad reminder which shows me every year that only my parents and some other family members remember me.

[grave vine]

Friends are rare for life, make new ones and we're all your friends here

[grave vine]

[echo yacht]

Woof woof kitty? 🤨

[mild mauve]

Eat it

[grave vine]

Is it strange that a dog brings beer to a cat? Dogs are born to serve

[echo yacht]

Indeed, until it decides kitty is lunch...

[grave vine]

the cat will understand that the stupid dog decided much earlier than him and will take countermeasures

[deep geyser]

hello

im gonna continue Valheiming

[summer garden]

who runs the valheim fandom wiki? 🤔

[umbral fog]

Is something wrong with it?

[summer garden]

i didnt say that

nice pfp. wild to see that tree again lol

[wanton sigil]

Is there a channel for bug reports? Or how do I sent them?

[umbral fog]

Ty, i just asked in case something was wrong that it could be fixed, but from people that write here quite often, Derek comes to mind and i believe Rianu also does contribute

[umbral fog]

#steam-bugs-discussion #xbox-bugs-discussion

[wanton sigil]

I saw that but it seems to me like it is steam and xbox related. I have a game related bug.

[umbral fog]

Well depending on what you use that are basically the channels that people write about bugs they find i believe 😄

[wanton sigil]

Ohh ok so if I got it via steam I write there. regardless of the bug is steam related or not. thanks man.

[umbral fog]

@summer garden thank you very much for the images 😄 tho i am not sure if they count as a fanart for valheim😅

[ionic dagger]

so the game is gonna stop getting any kind of updates when deep north releases?

[modest moth]

Content ones. Bugfixing and such might still happen but new content is unlikely and certainly not new biomes.

But it's still a long way for that

[ionic dagger]

1 more year i bet

[deep geyser]

how many more biomes do you reckon we will see

[umbral fog]

not more than there are already in the game

[olive moth]

Just deep north I think

[deep geyser]

also can anyone tell me if trolls with logs are stronger than ones without

do they have more hp or sum?

[ionic dagger]

no, they have more range and they deal more damage lol

[umbral fog]

they have the same dmg i believe

[deep geyser]

well I just killed him

my 2nd troll ever feels good

[umbral fog]

they should have same hp and deal the same dmg, they have different attacks tho

for more info: https://valheim.fandom.com/wiki/Troll

[deep geyser]

alr thanks

[modest moth]

Minimum yes.

Ashlands ended up taking much more than mistlands did, before that I was thinking we would see DN by 2025 at that pace.

But now 2026 seems more realistic

Although it is assuming they go for a similar scale. If they go further beyond well...

It is essentially the last update after all, wouldn't be surprised if they go big

[gloomy rock]

I could of sworn log trolls did more damage from personal testing where I spent two hours just blocking troll hits on very hard to see if it could be parried

I was surviving hits from the logless but log ones one shot me regardless

Unless I just consistently messed up the timing for holding block the entire test even with tower shields

[tough aspen]

[ocean hound]

Can we hold off on the deep north speculation at least until Ashlands is fully released? I’m going to go insane

How about like 6 months after Ashlands is released

[cursive elk]

No, we must speculate NOW!!

[deep geyser]

How about the same day as ashlands

[cursive elk]

Sorry, my calendar will be full that day, it has to be sooner.

[tough aspen]

[cursive elk]

But I wanna speculaaaaaaaaaate!

[gleaming lance]

Deep North will be release in the second half of the 2020s

[cursive elk]

Sounds like a new emoji!

[gleaming lance]

I wonder if there will be an ice wall we need to melt with Ashlands boss thingy

[modest moth]

Holy shit we're getting DN in 2024 just after ashlands? Jackpot!

[modest moth]

That seems somewhat correct tbh

[undone patio]

https://tenor.com/view/valea-art-sky-float-gif-17232578

last biome

[gleaming lance]

I saw a video where there is a sort of hidden "biome" where you just insta die in unless you have God mode on. I think it's over the edge of the world and it's just a vast plane of nothingness. Possible placeholder or testing area or just the simple way to kill you for sailing off the flat earth

[modest moth]

I'm completely sure is the latter

[gloomy rock]

Idk if I’d call the kill barrier a biome

[tough aspen]

Sorry just saw ashlands and triggered

[gloomy rock]

Ashlands

[gleaming lance]

It's the most dangerous biome

[gloomy rock]

I can’t argue

[modest moth]

Deep North

[cursive elk]

"Tell me what Ashlands did to you, and how it makes you feel nowadays."

[tough aspen]

I'll know on monday

[trail thunder]

I’m curious how they’re going to tie deep north in with the rest of the game so that a cold ice biome feels like the pinnacle ending

[umbral fog]

i am curious to see what is in ashlands XD i really would like to see that before even thinking about Deep North 😄

[modest moth]

I would really like to see what will be in ocean...

[gloomy rock]

Someone had the idea that in ocean will be the real last boss and I like that

[trail thunder]

That’s very cool

[gloomy rock]

Maybe the deep north boss will drop something that allows us to freeze an area of ocean for the battle or something

Fighting on a piece of ice sounds cool

[modest moth]

So basically land battle? On ocean? Would be a first certainly...

[hidden shell]

It's name is Jörmungandr and you will need everything you've learned to defeat it.

[gloomy rock]

Well they don’t have any intention of us getting in the water so idk how else you have an ocean battle besides on ship but mechanically at that point a ship is the same as having a land battle on ocean

[modest moth]

Valheim =/= Midgard

[modest moth]

No? You could have to worry about sailing and fighting at the same time.

Dodging on land vs dodging by sailing

[gloomy rock]

Who’s to say the ice won’t float like a raft?

Ship is just a moving piece of land in water

[modest moth]

Well that would be more fair

[hidden shell]

There is already floating ice sheets in the game. They could add anything. Including new tools and gear.

[gloomy rock]

What I’m really here for is more raven tips

[dapper hedge]

don´t kiss ravens 😄

[hardy girder]

but i wanna just mwah mwah mwah smooch

[lunar musk]

not even a peck? 😅

[dapper hedge]

was in the garden to a nice meeting with some friends, there was one peck around

^^

[gusty hazel]

I thought I somewhere that they have no plans to put a boss in the ocean, but that may have been on the old server

[zealous anchor]

FYI, still the same server

[umbral fog]

just most channels got wiped unfortunately

[tough aspen]

For the record, and yeah kinda sad, but I love u guys ❤️ I got more bday wishes from folks here than irl 🥲 ya'll are my viking fam ❤️ 🫂

[grave vine]

[mild mauve]

Chipi chapa

[quiet bear]

I am a history nerd would I enjoy this game I still don't know yet and should I buy it and try it

[mild mauve]

Yes

[umbral fog]

give it a try and in the worst case you can just refund it 😄

[quiet bear]

ok

[umbral fog]

just a quick advice, try to pick up, mine, destroy and craft everything you can, also if you would have any questions you can always ask here (tho that might result in some spoilers 😉 )

[terse vine]

it's definitely more in the line of norse/mythology nerd but there's definitely some history in here for sure

[umbral fog]

but as far as weapons and armor are oncerned for example i would say they are very much acceptable by historical standards 😄

[echo yacht]

Even the Mistlands stuff?

[umbral fog]

well that gets more into fantasy category i would say 😄 but early to mid game stuff is plenty acceptable i think

[devout trout]

[hard iron]

The older I've gotten the more I've realized that is the quality of relationships, not quantity 🙂

[grave vine]

[tardy vale]

all I want is my cat to hug me when it's my birthday

[hard iron]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hugging-gif-24006419

[grave vine]

[echo yacht]

Didn't even drink it. What a waste of good tea.

[orchid verge]

hi

who wants to play?

[main sonnet]

You may get more replies if you ask that in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510

[orchid verge]

ok

thank you

[main sonnet]

yw

[lean fable]

[latent garnet]

Anyone wanna start anew?

[cursive elk]

I wake up every day feeling like I wish I could start anew.

[main sonnet]

You may get more replies if you ask that in https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1024264966712340510

[wooden idol]

!ashlands

I miss that bot

[marsh sentinel]

The answer hasn't changed in 4 months though. We don't really need the bot.

[rugged stag]

Will it?

Not in my case atleast

[grave vine]

@tough aspen

[tough aspen]

[grave vine]

Reinforcements have arrived

[tough aspen]

[grave vine]

@tough aspen For your courage and self-sacrifice for the common goal of educating the unenlightened, you are awarded the extraordinary rank of Captain Obvious

And a medal

It's chocolate, so you can eat it later

[tough aspen]

☹️ Kinda mean but I'll take it

[grave vine]

I don't understand what's mean?

[tough aspen]

Captain Obvious ^^

[grave vine]

But it's a funny joke and to the point

If I thought what you're doing is unnecessary, I wouldn't be a part of it, but it's fun

That's the way

I also made myself a superhero costume

Warrant Officer Sneeze

[halcyon briar]

In new update ocean npc boss will be only serpents?

[cloud merlin]

What

[grave vine]

[halcyon briar]

In ashlands update ocean boss will be only serpent?

[marsh sentinel]

In the Ashlands update there'll be nothing to do with the Ocean.

[halcyon briar]

Will there be any other activity in the ocean other than hunting serpents?

[marsh sentinel]

Who knows? But it certainly won't be in the ASHLANDS update.

[untold night]

Yes, of course. But, the real question is - How will Ashlands change the Ocean biome?!

[marsh sentinel]

It won't?

[untold night]

God, text sucks for nuancing jokes.

[cloud merlin]

That's part of it

Even if the Ashlands put something in the water, it would still technically be Ashlands and not Ocean

[terse vine]

"wait, it's all ashlands?"

[unborn widget]

"always has been"

[untold night]

Did you hurt the bridge of your nose pushing your glasses up that far? 😛

[cloud merlin]

Nah, I got callous there, I am used to it 🤓

[untold night]

Dude's got 10,000 hrs in 'Umm acktually...'. Love it lol

[cloud merlin]

For clarity I mean if there is a water mob, it's likely that it would spawn in water that's marked as Ashlands

[terse vine]

'cause it's all shallows around there, right?

[untold night]

Oh yeh, that's a good point. Much clearer.

[cloud merlin]

Not sure if it's going the be beach like or cliffy like mistlands. But if they have a water mob, i don't think it will wander too far away

[terse vine]

oh yeah the exact terrain is unknown as yet but the "ocean" that will be classed as ashlands will be shallows like the areas immediately surrounding all other landmasses, i meant

the lighter blue shade as seen on map viewers and the ingame map

[cloud merlin]

oh, so unlike the mist lands where it's surrounded by ocean, there's a surrounding shallows?

[terse vine]

I mean, I'm assuming that's the case based on (i'll tag it in screenshots)

[cloud merlin]

I see

[terse vine]

but equally, with the update coming it could vastly alter the landscape, not least because there will be some kind of water-gap between all ashlands and every other biome.

which now that i think about it is probably designed to force people to use a boat, but with enough time and medium stamina and food and good enough swimming skill could still be overcome

[cloud merlin]

Assuming the water doesn’t melt you and the new boat is not only fireproof but your only way in

[terse vine]

yeah this is why i try to avoid theorising and stuff because at a certain point you have to assume too much or just shrug and say "idk, we'll see"

[frosty walrus]

||In one of the walk and talk videos we see the boiling water start producing steam when a player touches it, probably damaging them||

[cloud merlin]

I figured that was the case

[ocean hound]

Good morning Europeans once again

[quaint magnet]

👋

[ocean hound]

I have yet to sleep

[quaint magnet]

27h till trailer \o/

[ocean hound]

Indeed

Hopefully soon I will sleep and it will be 20hr

Coachella grind is real

[quaint magnet]

best trick ever to make the hours go faster 😄 sleep

[ocean hound]

I would love to sleep. The moment I escape this van

Where is the Australian

[lunar musk]

👋

sleeping skips time, who knew

[tough aspen]

the sleep cycle

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-cat-cats-sleeping-cats-gif-1128138522318925827

[fresh wadi]

hey um staff can you pls give @lean fable flowers

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/confetti-glee-celebration-gif-5905411

[fresh wadi]

thx sniffer

[lean fable]

👍

[fresh wadi]

Joni switched to @bleak pier, he doesnt appreciate your work as much as I do smite

[tough aspen]

will you get his name right

[terse vine]

who, Smeffi?

[cloud merlin]

Smiffö?

[marble cypress]

The ideal sleeping schedule: when you accidentally trip into the bed with full blanket and pillow

[oblique plover]

hello lovely ppl!

i woke up and there's snow on the roofs! although i live near the alpes we rarely have snow in winter. finally there is snow! 🤩

[grave vine]

better late than never

[rugged stag]

I'll take snow for 999 Haldor coins

[grave vine]

I'll give it away for free, just so I don't have it in the winter

[tough aspen]

[lean fable]

Installed new RAM! I did not blow up!

[tough aspen]

\o/

[cursive elk]

Morning lads and laddies!

[scenic spruce]

https://twitter.com/PirateSoftware/status/1782014084499792119 morning, this server has quite a few bots that are scrapping it for money, i just wanna bring it up so that mods can deal with it

[modest moth]

I don't know what they will do...

They're discord mods, not X mods...

It's like telling them to help someone with their steam account problem.

Outside of their "jurisdiction area"

Only thing they could do is recommending solutions or redirecting to somewhere else to get actual help, but they probably won't be the solutions themselves

[scenic spruce]

What ya even on about?

[modest moth]

It's very self-explanatory...

[scenic spruce]

.>

[dusk fern]

came to say the same

[tough path]

The bot in reference is a discord bot...

[gusty hazel]

Good looking out, dont think that other guy even read the tweet

[cloud merlin]

I think it's so funny that PirateSoftwares' passwords are meme pngs and gifs that are like broken down in the bytes and then formed into a password

[tough path]

Hopefully the mods see this though

[cloud merlin]

I SUMMON THEE RSMLORD

1% chance that works

[modest moth]

I read it, but still, isn't that still something for X support to handle?

And if not, wouldn't it be discord support in that case? For the platform, not this server specifically

[cloud merlin]

How does X solve the issue of discord having random bot accounts in various servers that scrape data and upload it to a cloud?

[modest moth]

"And if not, wouldn't it be discord support in that case?"

[south condor]

Please just open a ticket and report it to the moderators, they can ban the bot(s). Thank you!

[cloud merlin]

It's hard to read your messages when you double new line so often, my bad. It's the mods 'job' to keep the server free of unauthorized bots (assuming it's against the rules of the server). Discord probably doesn't want other people stealing data that is technically theirs I am sure, but the mods of any server are directly responsible for the immediate safety and security of their server

[rugged stag]

Yknow I do accept being pinged in channels if it's necessary

but yes, modmail is available

[cloud merlin]

My modmail didn't work, it kept telling me to visit a site everytime I sent a message

[rugged stag]

Can't say I've ever heard that

[scenic spruce]

I dont really visit the server often, but basicly https://twitter.com/PirateSoftware/status/1782014084499792119 this, and i did check the servers id already, you quite a handful of bots on

[rugged stag]

You able to send that through modmail? I'm not clicking a twitter link unless I see screenshots of what it links to.

[tough path]

You could just go to @PirateSoftware on twitter and its the most recent tweet

[rugged stag]

call me paranoid but this is a public discord we're talking about

[tough path]

That's not a bad thing lol

[rugged stag]

Sorry, how does that twitter page have anything to do with this server?

[cloud merlin]

If you were really paranoid you would open the link in a VM 😄

[tough path]

The Spy Pet bot is currently on this server scraping data. That link in the tweet will show you what bot is on the server and from there you can ban it

[scenic spruce]

I cant even submit screenshots so

[cloud merlin]

It's just a security professional talking about how you can find out if bots are scraping and selling data from your discord servers, and how to remove them

[tough path]

I also DMd you the screenshot

[scenic spruce]

And there are about 20+ bots in the server atm

[ionic dagger]

i got a feeling they might add different worlds like in the norse mythology who knows

[untold night]

Muspelheim is the realm of fire (i.e. Ashlands), and Niflheim is the realm of ice (and fog, so maybe already considered in Mistlands, or an ice focus in The Far North).

[drowsy imp]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-fox-coffee-coffee-furry-foxfox-gif-27187755

[untold night]

From my own time here, it seems that fox drinks way too much caffeine. You should take better care of your pets.

[drowsy imp]

You don't understand, I am the fox

And I need that caffeine

[untold night]

Sorry, my bad. I get it now. Maybe, as a carnivore, you should consider eating rabbits that have just downed a 500ml Red Bull. 😛

[grave vine]

[grave vine]

If a rabbit sees a fox after drinking so much liquid, the first thing he will do is drain the liquid

I, as a cat, have a similar traumatic experience that I acquired while hunting rodents

[untold night]

I want to comfort you, but I might get banned if I phrase it poorly.

Golden shower?! NO! What?!

[grave vine]

I think it's better to remove it

there are definitely kids here who will Google this

[grave vine]

so what did you want to say?

[untold night]

I can't post GIFs, but if there's one with someone waving their index finger back and forth, you should picture that.

[grave vine]

you can do it in the meme section

[untold night]

Cool! I might consider that when I don't feel quite so manipulated. 😛

[grave vine]

@untold night#memes-and-clips message

[prisma widget]

Can anyone recommend mods that expand vanilla but are still balanced in the game? (Extra Dungeons mobs maybe a sword or two extra building blocks ?)

10 second cooldown is pretty brutal for a chat where there aren't that many Members

[cloud merlin]

Can you really add player content and have it be balanced? , Because then what is the balance in reference to

[untold night]

Thanks for the advice about communicating with GIFs 🙂

[grave vine]

I don't know if this is legal, but there are a lot of GIFs of Valheim

[silver pawn]

Hello all, Question: If I join the current public test and start and new world will that world work for the Ash Lands public test? Just want to get a head start and stay in the meadows and black forest areas. Will use a game generated map and no mods. Thank you

[cloud merlin]

In case you missed it in the latest blog post, there's an article collecting important info to help you prepare for the Ashlands! Including whether or not you need to make a new world: https://valheim.com/support/getting-ready-for-the-ashlands

[untold night]

If you named your character Aladin, or Jasmine, you're screwed!

[cloud merlin]

I don't get it

[drowsy imp]

Something something 'a whole new world'

[untold night]

Discovery of which requires proximity to a Workbench and four Red Jute 😛

[drowsy imp]

Pft~

[untold night]

Legit suggestion - magic carpet should be on the transport short-list for the Far North expansion.

[void flint]

valheim arabian nights crossover

[untold night]

That's actually a really cool idea. The desert, the BBEG, the Djinn. I like that a lot! 😄

Totally not Nordic lore, but a very cool spin-off.

[void flint]

perhaps in 10+ years when they complete Dnorth and 1.0 they can work on expansion packs 🙂

[frosty walrus]

It won’t take that long

[summer garden]

is there a mod mail?

[frosty walrus]

@worn finch

[drowsy imp]

Mind that you have to DM it, not just @ it

[summer garden]

yep

i think it's offline lol

anyways theres a scraper/logger bot on the server.

[drowsy imp]

Yup, we're looking into it

[drowsy imp]

For the public record, we found the one bot scraping this server and it's been dealt with. The tools that allow us to check this server for them don't seem to update live on their status, so if anyone else does the same thing and finds the same ID, just know that they're no longer an issue.

That said, always be mindful of what you say in public servers like this one. Bad actors like this exist everywhere on the internet; this one was just stupid enough to be caught. Assume that everything you post on public servers is available for bad actors to find if they really want to.

[tough aspen]

Yay Scarlet!

[untold night]

Wait... bad actors are bound to be caught?! Damn. Does anyone know someone that can forge a decent passport?

[grave vine]

Why do you need a fake passport?

[untold night]

Because I'm a bad actor! Are you not paying attention?!

[echo yacht]

For one, a bad actor will never oust themselves as one. So you truly are a bad actor.

[drowsy imp]

As in criminals, not mediocre performers~

[grave vine]

I can't understand what the passport is about

[untold night]

I've broken a leg three times. I think I've exhausted my private health coverage.

[echo yacht]

No idea what that's supposed to mean.

[grave vine]

Move to a country with free healthcare

[untold night]

Someone got it.

[echo yacht]

Pfft, vanish into thin air then.

Someone's gotta pay the bills.

[untold night]

It's actually a pretty good joke, and I refuse to explain it to you.

[grave vine]

In countries with free public medicine, there are good paid clinics, with cheap prices, due to the fact that medicine is generally universally available, so non-citizens can buy any medical service inexpensively

[drowsy imp]

You lot are silly

[untold night]

Where else but #general are we supposed to be silly?

[grave vine]

Who?

[untold night]

Not you. Don't worry.

[grave vine]

Or maybe I'm not worried about myself?

[untold night]

You were the only one that asked if they were silly...

[grave vine]

Only those who don't assume they're stupid are really stupid

[untold night]

Thanks, cat-emoji.

[trim ember]

Hope everyone's weekend been good 🤟

[abstract dove]

<@&468116660222558211> there is a tool website called kickthespy dot pet that scans discord servers for spy bots and it found one on this server

/ban user:@michael79bzocis_66346 delete_messages:Don't Delete Any reason:spy.pet account

it recommends running this command to ban the bot

[drowsy imp]

Heya, we've handled this already, thank you for the warning

[frozen nova]

woahh

[drowsy imp]

The tools don't update live whether those users are still on affected servers, we took care of this one a while ago

[glossy matrix]

@tardy vale yoo im preaty sure u know how long will be this gameplay, there is a chance that u tell us something abou time? It will be longer than 10min or shorter

[abstract dove]

oooh good to know

[hard iron]

There's less than 24 hours until it drops, and it's the middle of the night for him. Just chill and enjoy the anticipation 😉

[drowsy imp]

My pinned post has a live countdown~

[cloud merlin]

Yeah it's 9pm for us

[modest moth]

It's a trailer.

How long does any trailer last in average by just looking at the time at a glance?

[cloud merlin]

1min 10seconds

[untold night]

I remember when I cared about things like game releases, movie premieres, and album releases. It was fun as hell. Enjoy the moment you guys.

[modest moth]

I'm also not sure how that is relevant, like, do people expect it to be like 30 min in order to plan something? It's a trailer...

It's probably one of the least necessary things to ask

[tardy vale]

Its like 8pm here. But.. its not my work hours 😅
So no guaranteed reply until Monday

[tardy vale]

Maybe we should upload a 10h version of the trailer 😅

[cloud merlin]

Can you upload you watching the trailer?

[south condor]

just loop it indefinitely

[lunar musk]

whatever length it is it's Ashlands stuff

[cloud merlin]

then we can watch the trailer through the reflection of your deep blue eyes 🫦

[lunar musk]

Valheim trilogy movies like LOTR? 🙏 🥹 🙏

[untold night]

In LotRs terms, wouldn't Valheim just be the Undying Lands?

[modest moth]

Which would also be unnecessary bc yt has loop option.

Just the exact same trailer on repeat

[untold night]

What if I want to upload a 10hr video and have it loop? Huh? Huh?

[north skiff]

yooo Ashlands coming out tomorrow r u guys hyped???

[echo yacht]

It's not coming out tomorrow.

[north skiff]

bro didnt you READ the news omg

[cloud merlin]

Miscommunication at its best

[echo yacht]

No, I can't read.

[untold night]

I think I'm going to spend tomorrow playing Minesweeper.

[lunar musk]

did they just assume literacy?

[cloud merlin]

Gonna be awkward if PTB doesn’t come out tomorrow because I am not going to watch the trailer

[lunar musk]

all we know is there's a trailer for the Ashlands, not the release date

[cloud merlin]

And my hype would be for naught

[gleaming lance]

The trailer will ((hopefully)) give us a release date

[modest moth]

If

[cloud merlin]

I think it’s gonna be PTB + trailer and no release date as the full release comes at the speed of bug fixes and bug discoveries

They’ve done it all the other times at least

[modest moth]

Now this is something I'm certain it won't.

Because there will be a PTB first, and the chances of getting a live release date during PTB is pretty much 0%

[lean fable]

lf server to play on im NA

[drowsy imp]

give #1024264966712340510 a browse

[modest moth]

Absolutely no PTB has a release date until is actually released

As we can't never know how long PTB will take

[lunar musk]

but we're certain they will land together?

[gleaming lance]

It could still have an updated date or deadline. Might drop the ptb with the trailer then probably like a month of testing

[cloud merlin]

Satisfactory once released an experimental that took 2months to put in full release because there was a massive oversight with a mechanic that introduced so many bugs

[modest moth]

There is a deadline already in that case: First half of 2024

Meaning that if PTB is released tomorrow, we still have that estimate.

But not like it matters that much considering we would be able to play it.

[lunar musk]

why not just announce the PTB will land with the trailer tho

[modest moth]

I mean live release

[cloud merlin]

I think it helps with the turnout and they like to keep us on edge

[modest moth]

As far as we know ptb could be released tomorrow and the entire PTB could last until 30/06

[drowsy imp]

When the Ashlands PTB releases, should we give everyone with the PTB role fire emojis like we have the flowers rn?

The intrusive thoughts of a moderator with nickname perms

[cloud merlin]

What gives the flowers? I just thought it was something else

[umbral fog]

i wouldnt mind 😄 (but i would like to keep at least one flower 😛 )

[zealous anchor]

spring

[drowsy imp]

Smiffe went on a spring nickname spree a while back and now it's just a thing

[lunar musk]

you know what though it's a pretty solid suggestion, i just think it might turn into a bad joke if someone's base burns down 😅

[modest moth]

Yes

[drowsy imp]

They kinda just stuck around~

[zealous anchor]

though here its almost winter so far from spring over here

[cloud merlin]

So now we burn the flowers 🔥🔥🔥☄️🚒

[drowsy imp]

I love my hibiscus ones personally

[modest moth]

And would be season-fitting considering summer

[lunar musk]

burn it doooown

[umbral fog]

april is still spring isnt it?

[marsh sentinel]

It's the beginning of Spring.

[echo yacht]

Sorry, I'm confusioned.

[lunar musk]

whoosh, time for a change ❤️‍🔥

[zealous anchor]

winter in the southern hemisphere around june to augest so... bit more than a month away

[lunar musk]

burning hearts would be a really good fit

[grave vine]

[cursive elk]

If it becomes summer and there's another joke names spree, could I recommend sunshines for names?

[marsh sentinel]

If it becomes summer? I'd say that was guaranteed.

[drowsy imp]

I think we're contractually obligated to use if there is in fact a summer naming spree

[tough aspen]

[drowsy imp]

Oh wait, right, we can't use server emojis

It has to be system emojis

[tough aspen]

i'm just screaming

[drowsy imp]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-anime-anime-pat-pat-anime-gif-25530111

Hope you had a good bday~

lemme know if you want the cake slices removed

[tough aspen]

i got a hello kitty tote bag I'm happy

[tough aspen]

Yes pls ❤️

[drowsy imp]

Done~

[tough aspen]

MVP!

[stray spindle]

I have arrived

[tough aspen]

Welcome

[stray spindle]

how yall doin

[tough aspen]

same old, how's you

[stray spindle]

not too bad

just lookin for a couple vikings to hop on with

[proud latch]

yoo solar ash profile, crazy

[stray spindle]

eyo you played it?

[proud latch]

yea it was a cool experience, i still have to go back to get all achievements

[stray spindle]

me too, but im waiting for my friend to bring me back my controller,

[umbral fog]

you can look through #1024264966712340510 😄

[stray spindle]

i was thinking about it.

just not sure yet if i wanna play with others, or if i want others to join my server

[umbral fog]

well there are options for both there 😄 either look through if somebody is looking for players to join, or you can make your own post in there

[stray spindle]

gotcha,

thanks for the helps

[zealous anchor]

owwwww
just poked my self in the eye by accident 😦

[umbral fog]

how did you manage that? 😄

[echo yacht]

"It's been a while since I've seen my finger. Let me have a closer look."

Proceeds to have too close of a look.

[zealous anchor]

so....uh... i hada itch, and i was reading a book. so i thoguht itd scratch that itch, instead i poked myself in the eye and now i have a hurt and itchy eye

[heady halo]

So after trailer we get update?

[marsh sentinel]

We don't know yet. Maybe.

[heady halo]

I'm curious because they promised it around this time

So would be great if they did

[marsh sentinel]

By the end of June is all we know.

At most it might drop in PTB.

[tough aspen]

[round stag]

Dam I can't sleep cuz I'm so excited to see Ashlands

[woeful ferry]

hola everyone

I havent been here in a while what have I missed

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-patience-cat-cute-pets-gif-5544229

[young aurora]

woohoo

[scenic wing]

Well, we won’t get the update before the trailer 😏

[ocean hound]

All will be known soon

[flint apex]

https://tenor.com/view/hyperventilate-cant-breathe-hyperventilation-sheldon-cooper-gif-3510677630357883825

damn, that was gonna be a funny gif RIP

[rugged stag]

https://tenor.com/view/giphy-no-content-not-available-no-gif-giphy-sucks-gif-18508448

[flint apex]

RIP

[rustic geode]

So is the gameplay trailer gonna be a PTB?

Oh, people already asked

[velvet thunder]

😇

[flint apex]

[torpid apex]

Big things.

Valheim Ashlands. 7 days to die trying to go full release 1.0

[flint apex]

[torpid apex]

All around exciting. Both are gonna release round the same time frame, but I'll be jumping in here first and foremost.

[vocal fulcrum]

Hype?

[rustic geode]

Grounded’s final update

Huge week for survival games

[modest moth]

Now we need project zomboid to reach v1.0 and I'll go buy a lottery ticket

[valid scroll]

hey, been working on a blocking calc spreadsheet where you can input your current armor + shield/weapon's stats, as well as resistances/world modifier. thought maybe it could help others as well. is it fine to post it in this channel?

[dreamy vector]

Hoping someone can help, recently tried modding a solo game and when i start the world the storm and fog are stupid instense and each lightning strike is basically a flashbang on my screen i cant see anything. trying to figure out how to fix this hoping someone here may be able to help

[brave jacinth]

who wants to start multiplayer

[rugged stag]

The #1024264966712340510 channel is the channel you want for recruiting players. Make sure to read the posting guidelines of that channel first

[rugged stag]

Someone in the #mods-issues channel may know

[dreamy vector]

thanks

[lethal juniper]

6hour to go i cant take the suspense.

hopefully it drops to PTB after trailer

[trim ember]

We'll have to wait and see what "maybe something more👀" entails 🕡

[lethal juniper]

ikr

[bold lark]

personally, not able to sleep right now

[lethal juniper]

SAme

[bold lark]

hate it and love it btw

would prefer not to be anxious but I love the hype

I plan to sell my laptop once again to buy a cello, this time I'm commited

I'll play so much Ashlands you have no idea

I will become the burnout

in order to not miss this game

[lean fable]

its just a trailer

[tropic cave]

Question, do we need to start an new server and start from beginning for ashlands or can we use "old" one and start where it ended? We have not discoverd any ashlands so far

[cloud merlin]

In case you missed it in the latest blog post, there's an article collecting important info to help you prepare for the Ashlands! Including whether or not you need to make a new world: https://valheim.com/support/getting-ready-for-the-ashlands

[cloud merlin]

Based of of previous patches, this isn't just a trailer, it's also the release of the PTB where it's playable, but technically we don't know for 100%

[marsh sentinel]

Based on one similar patch.

[cloud merlin]

Was it just one? I guess Hearth and Home was maybe different because the content type was different

[marsh sentinel]

Yeah, Mistlands was the only time it's happened.

[cold jetty]

@pure coyote Amish do horse and buggy like all the time..Mennonites cheat and use tech sometimes

[pure coyote]

haha drag it to general :p

[cold jetty]

So.you either get buggy clown car or van clown car like a touring a band and smells about the same

Hahaha

[marsh sentinel]

Well this conversation continues to be unpleasant.

[tardy vale]

Yes

[tropic cave]

Thank you!

[cold jetty]

I aim to please

[pure coyote]

I guess my comment got deleted lol

I thought it was appropriate since women in Valheim have hairy chests

[tardy vale]

There are limits.......

[cloud merlin]

Well, I don't know what it was but I could assume you applied that to a real life group of people and that's a pretty sus thing to talk about in a video game server lmao

[pure coyote]

yah completely unexpected, wasn't hat bad really, but anyway, back to finding feathers in bc

[cloud merlin]

Smiffe, do you have like 10 cups kaffe ready? 👀

[tardy vale]

Depends if you mean amount or total size 🤔

[cloud merlin]

Like the whole coffee pot just overflowing kind of ready

[tardy vale]

I don't use pots 😅

Instant coffee only

[unborn widget]

smiffe drinks his coffe in a glass

[cloud merlin]

I modified my coffee machine so that I could use my tin camping mug and skip the pot. that way I could fill that mug with water, dump it into the machine, and add like 2cups of coffee powder. And because it's tin, I could stick the mug on the hotplate to just catch the coffee again

[bold lark]

I use 2 spoons in a big cup of milk and 1 sugar spoon

[umbral fog]

Mornin everyone 😄

[cloud merlin]

Is that legal in Sveden?

[tardy vale]

Yes

[humble dragon]

Did the trailer drop

[bold lark]

5 hours and a half from now

[humble dragon]

Kk

[cloud merlin]

In Finland you can only use 'Paulig Juhla' Kahvi or be banished from your bloodline

[tardy vale]

😅

Yeah.. my Finnish mates still refuse to use other brands of coffee when they come over

[cloud merlin]

Do you just stick coffee powder in hot water and mix it up like a hot chocolate?

[tardy vale]

I pour in from my big canister of Instant coffee

[umbral fog]

I thought you make it in a 50L bucket 🤔

[pure coyote]

mettleenergy ftw 🙂

[cloud merlin]

He might just be brewing the whole batch in his sauna bucket and then keeps it warm in the sauna

[bold lark]

I put a cup of milk in the microwave for less than 2 minutes, then I put 2 spoons of instant coffee and mix it up

[cloud merlin]

That is exactly how I make a hot chocolate

[tardy vale]

Microwave water goes cold so fast

[crimson inlet]

Microwaving milk is very meta

Although the mug or cup gets too hot

[bold lark]

mine is plastic and I don't like it too hot so it's very manageable

with refrigerated milk, my microwave takes 1:40min to make it very warm almost hot

which is very nice, love that specific temperature

there are some ocasions where I don't even heat my milk, and I prepare the coffee cold or in ambient temperature

[cloud merlin]

I warm it to two minutes in the microwave on max power in a thick ceramic mug. I then skim the milk with a spoon the grab any fat that separated and add the powder

Hotter the milk, the better it absorbs solvents

[bold lark]

the fat always separates on my gf's city, on my city it never does no matter how hot

[bold lark]

yeah less mixing needed

[tardy vale]

I use my water heater thingy

Faster than 2 minutes. And the coffee is warmer than for 2 minutes 😅

[cloud merlin]

Kettle?

[tardy vale]

No no

A electric water boiler thingy

The British might actually call it electric kettle tho

[cloud merlin]

Yeah it's just a Kettle, Electric Kettle if you want to be specific

[zinc plaza]

coffee is a bean soup

[terse vine]

electric kettles are cool but you can also get these new fangled ones that just boil a single cup instead of everything in the kettle

stovetop kettles are the best, i love the whistle

[tardy vale]

the best kind

[tardy vale]

isn't that because you had one when you grew up?

[terse vine]

actually no, we only had them when we went camping
how old do you think i am?

[crimson inlet]

You can put milk in an electric kettle? 🤔

Do I have a childhood myth that stayed with me forever or is it not right to do?

[terse vine]

they're hard to clean and you'd burn milk onto the element, I wouldn't if i were you
milk is heated in a pan on the cooker or a bowl/mug in the microwave imo

[tardy vale]

I assume nothing 😄

[tardy vale]

no no no.. that ruins the kettle 😄

[terse vine]

"this kills the kettle"

[crimson inlet]

Ah okay because I never questioned it before
I was told not to, never asked why

That would have been a revelation

[unborn widget]

my mom always said this with cutlery in the microwave, also never questioned why.
until one day (i was still a kid) i thought she was lying about it. i never turned the microwave off faster than i have then

[lunar musk]

4 hour mark:

[echo yacht]

Did she also tell you not to eat watermelon seeds because it'll start growing in your stomach?

[violet belfry]

I take it the Ashlands trailer will announce the coming out date?

[umbral fog]

We don't know 🙂

[lean fable]

3 hours till the trailer and it's a safe bet

debating making pancakes and bacon and just staying up all night

[violet belfry]

With copious amounts of maple syrup?

[lean fable]

https://tenor.com/view/possibly-jango-possibly-jango-fett-star-wars-gif-17549672

aw damn not a high enough rank for gifs. possibly lol

[frosty walrus]

Normal users can’t use gifs

[lean fable]

Ah thats a shame

[violet belfry]

Gotta be considered "speshul" to use gifs 🤭

[unborn widget]

us peasants are deemed unworthy and untrustworthy

[hoary crow]

i think you can embed media in other channel

just not general

[violet belfry]

I could do with some pancakes with maple syrup and bacon right about now.

[lean fable]

Well unfortunately I remembered I have lunch to attend tomorrow so pancakes are delayed and I gotta try to get some sleep in the next 10 hours

[pearl orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/clock-watch-hurry-up-judge-judy-i-aint-got-time-for-that-gif-5406593

[lean fable]

Hope the trailer is exciting, I know I'm looking forward to the ||blood infused greatsword||

Speaking of, need to level my swords skill. I think it's my least used weapon, polearms for life

[frosty walrus]

I hope there’s a new polearm. I don’t think they’ve shown one yet.

[crimson inlet]

I was lied to more than ever

[violet belfry]

As soon as Ashlands drops: "DEEP NORTH WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN?

[crimson inlet]

But at least for these, I was told a day later

[frosty walrus]

There might be a smaller update like hildir’s update after ashlands

[crimson inlet]

I remember thinking blood was contagious
= If someone is injured, touching them will get you injured
Mind you I was 3 or 4

[lunar musk]

anyone asking DN while the Ashlands PTB is live should get kicked xD

[violet belfry]

🤭

[crimson inlet]

I have a ridiculous long term memory 🤨 kinda cursed

[violet belfry]

Do you remember being born? 😱

[crimson inlet]

No, but I remember my diapers being changed

[violet belfry]

oof

[crimson inlet]

I remember up to 2 years old
That's it
Nothing before that

[pearl orchid]

Personally, I hope they work on all the previous biomes again before Deep North. Atleast 1 new enemy (and for plains: Not a fuling variation, not a growth variation etc enough variations, a new enemy) and 1 passive mob to breathe more life into them.

I also think they could have something like a Greyling Stump (small dungeon) you can enter in the meadows to fight in for some early game loot. If they could pick only one biome to prioritise for such a update, I think it should be the Black Forest as it is easily the most booring biome in my personal opinion. Black forest could also make do with a terrain update overall, it get's way to repetitive.

[lunar musk]

unlikely, whenever anyone has asked the staff reply is "we move forward not backwards", we might get a few little things but i wouldn't expect any medium/large overhauls

[lyric prism]

bronze age hurts my soul

[unborn widget]

swamp stage of the playthrough hurts mine, all the rest i enjoy

[crimson inlet]

Bronze suck

Tin and copper 👍 good

Bronze 👎 poopy

[lean fable]

for me bronze age is troll age, no way i'm getting bronze armor

[crimson inlet]

This has been the same since ea release
It's almost not a choice

[echo yacht]

Silver is best age. Love stone golems.

[lyric prism]

never worn bronze armour in my life, troll all the way

[unborn widget]

i always go for bronze armor. you'll never catch me in that ugly smurf rags

[lyric prism]

silver age good, stone golem bad

[lyric prism]

public enemy #1

[crimson inlet]

• credits

[lean fable]

love iron, midgame is my favourite part I think

[crimson inlet]

Woah my minus turned to a bullet point

[unborn widget]

iron gear is good, swamp bad

[echo yacht]

• minus

[crimson inlet]

Cultured
Swamp is best

[pearl orchid]

Gonna have to hope they revisit them all then after Deep North, I'd hardly call Valheim a 1.0 release once Deep north comes out when 3 biomes (Meadows, Black Forest, Plains) feel severely neglected in quality and overall the world feels not lived in properly. 0.9 more like.

[lean fable]

swamp is ok i think, yesterday I tried sniping some draugr over foliage and tree stumps. turns out the tree stump was alive and ended up chasing me down

[lyric prism]

love swamp for the challenge but the poison is just terrible, 1 mistake and you’re gone

[echo yacht]

One abomination, and you're running.

[lean fable]

poison resistance potions are pretty easy to make though

[lyric prism]

nah abomination is easy

it’s the damn ooze that snipes you with poison

[crimson inlet]

You can't say that
Anything is easy when you know

[echo yacht]

not when you're entering for the first time

[tardy vale]

neglected?

[unborn widget]

for me it's the aesthetic, constant wet debuff that really turn me of from the swamp

[soft estuary]

One 2 star dragur archer and you're crying in therapy

[lunar musk]

starred/elite draugr and yr dead before you can even see them xD

[lyric prism]

yeah i get it

[echo yacht]

Meadows is the place to be.

[tardy vale]

We don't plan to bloat the early bioms just so players with 1000's of hours will find it "new" again 🤔

the game is ment to be played once. not 1000 hours

[lyric prism]

i find avoiding the poison more effective but it you get hit once it’s over 😂

[crimson inlet]

Preach

[lunar musk]

grins in Smiffe's hour count

[unborn widget]

challenge accepted

[crimson inlet]

I can use that statement against those who have 2000+ hours

[tardy vale]

I mean. I spent like 2000 hours just building because I enjoy it so much

[crimson inlet]

Except testers of course

[tardy vale]

I got 2 accounts on steam. one for playing, one for testing

[rugged stag]

My latest playthrough got me from around 740 hours to well over 1000

[oblique plover]

oh no, i hit 1k h on saturday. damn it, now i have to find another game which can fill the void in my heart.

[lunar musk]

999 hours is the cut-off, gaem dead after that

[soft estuary]

I can't brag about hours (sitting at 700) but when they dropped Mistlands, my grades took a hit 😅

[tardy vale]

oh damn 😦

[unborn widget]

the game uninstalls and gets removed from your library

[hollow moss]

yeah they only could keep it because they're dev, don't fall for it!

[lunar musk]

game pops like a copper vein and disintegrates in a cloud of pixels

[unborn widget]

hey smiffle if you're still here, no machines that shoot out stuff that damages other buildings please. scared the devil out of me the first time i used the eitr refinery

[pearl orchid]

Smiffe, Sounds like a contradiction.
Why did Iron Gate add caves to the Mountain Biome then with 2 new enemies (more like variations, altough I think the cultist was different enough mechanically to count it as new)?
Why was the abomination added?
Why did a mini boss get added to the plains?

You improved three earlier biomes?
Is that bloat?

[tough aspen]

[lunar musk]

who needs machines when the biome will burn everything

[hollow moss]

just have hugin tell you to put it in an iron cage

[unborn widget]

or black marble

[tardy vale]

it's a contradiction yes.
those where things we felt are missing

[lunar musk]

they also weren't developing new biomes at that point yet

[tardy vale]

the game wasn't suppose to be updated in these "chunks" either like we do now

[tough aspen]

Frost caves were also on the roadmap, they weren't a random addition

[tardy vale]

it was suppose to continue in the pace we did before when we pushed 2-3 weekly new things

[rugged stag]

Back in the day I had roadmaps to go by. Now I check the frost cave wall art/paintings for clues about future updates

[tardy vale]

but when you reach millions of players. and most of them aren't connected to you via discord or steam so you can have discussions and talks with them.
then they will start to react negative to your changes

[rugged stag]

Smiffe I can tell you’ve changed my name recently

[tardy vale]

like.
we add creature X
some people like X
some people hate X

We then remove X
then people who likes X is sad
people who hated X might either miss X, or just wanted it rebalanced. or just happy it's gone

but X is now gone forever

[rugged stag]

The spacing between the end of subject and the emoji is non existent

[tardy vale]

done

[tough aspen]

lmao

[true vector]

xD

[lunar musk]

really glad we don't have that system now

[tardy vale]

it wouldn't work with 12 million players

[rugged stag]

…

[true vector]

this chat helping me to keep my mind clear at work

[rugged stag]

I saw that attempted change just as I was editing it myself

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/chiquichico-gif-26004262

[cloud merlin]

That almost sounded like a poem about twitter

[pearl orchid]

Yep, that is the burden of being a dev.
I just found your answer strange.
Just hope you revisit the earlier ones later on if you really want to complete Deep North first so they don't get forgotten.

[hollow moss]

The only update I hope is for starred trophies, for the rest I'm happy to see anything

writing that I realize this is exactly what Smiffe is talking about

[tardy vale]

well. what are you asking for more exactly?
and I can try to answer it better 😄

like

[true vector]

some specific addition to meadows you can think of that isnt random clutter with no purpose?

[lunar musk]

starred mob trophies would be sweet

[rugged stag]

Monkeys in mistlands. Steal your weapons or a random item in your inventory

😂

[tardy vale]

are we going to add a bunch more content to medows, black forrest, swamps?
or are we gonna re-balance those 3 biomes, look over recepies etc etc?

[lunar musk]

something growable in mountains

[hollow moss]

also spawn in ocean and sail off with your items

[rugged stag]

I’ll take all of the above for 1k

Best I can do

[cloud merlin]

You're missing the point between the devs having content in a biome that was missing on launch vs content they thought about adding later

[lunar musk]

fishing re-work

[true vector]

lol, and raining cats i guess

[hollow moss]

you can grow snowmen maybe

• 0.5 comfort

[tardy vale]

yes.
we had plans to add things over time. but.. yes..

[lunar musk]

pet cat for the base

[rugged stag]

Don’t show Yorges this 👀

[tardy vale]

but that's what plans are..
easily break 🥲

[true vector]

i recognize that emoji, you answered When Deep north on twitter!

[rugged stag]

Are you supporting your plans with steel beams or rotting wood?

[pearl orchid]

Something I do like is that you make use of earlier content for recipes in later content. So many games have early game "ingredients" or whatever and then never make use of them again.

[hollow moss]

does indeed mess me up, given I often skip Black Forest altogether to then need some stuff from there in Mistlands

[cloud merlin]

Steal beams in Ashlands leaked???

[true vector]

raspberry, blueberry and cloudberry into some deepnorth icecream with special deep north ice would be cool

[rugged stag]

No.. no?

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-f8club-f8club-smoooziii-andy-andyleaks-gif-25124401

[rugged stag]

Read between the posts

[tough aspen]

[unborn widget]

acshually they're called iron beams 🤓

[cloud merlin]

I don't need to do that when I can read between the lines 😏

[hollow moss]

I just hope it won't use these dang red mushrooms

(I'm colorblind, I don't see them, so my meadows experience is screaming)

[true vector]

there will be third mushroom, blue

[unborn widget]

new recipes can use blackmetal. i got an entire iron chest full of them with nothing to use it on

[tardy vale]

no. they are just a leftover asset

[hollow moss]

leftover assets are cool for creative builds

[lunar musk]

magecaps:

[true vector]

that was random bs i spitted there, you actually have blue mushroom?

[tough aspen]

There's always one or two behind the boss stones at start, and usually those small but tall prebuilt buildings have 2-3 mushrooms when you open the door ^^

[true vector]

forgor. i guess i need more hours in game o.O

[cloud merlin]

That's a fancy way of saying that you like CHEATING!

[hollow moss]

I know about these, I usually pick them up, pick some bees, then... yeah it's straight to the swamp

[lunar musk]

careful not to go past 998 tho

[hollow moss]

I actually just like watching the reddit posts

[true vector]

im on 447. im fine for one more lifetime

[lunar musk]

centre one is illegal

magecaps are launching an inquiry

[hollow moss]

idea: colorblind mode puts blue mushrooms instead of red. unused asset now used!

[tardy vale]

the blue ones was ment to create ambient lights in troll caves
but we couldn't really find any meaningsful things to do with the blue ones.
so they never made it past the stage of just a test asset

[cloud merlin]

And then you just left the cave dark anyways?

[tardy vale]

it's just a re-color of the yellow one

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/mouahahah-rire-diabolique-gif-14169053

[true vector]

what about both of them dropping black forest glowing mushroom

[hollow moss]

"slightly magical mushroom"

unlike the magecap which is "magical mushroom"!

[proven dagger]

Morning gjall!

I still fit into my wedding suit.
It's a bit tighter than it used to be but it still fits.
When the Easter eggs are gone, I'm gone do something about that

[true vector]

you got wedding?

[tardy vale]

wedding day

[proven dagger]

Celebrated our 12th anniversary, by donning our wedding attire, going to the same restaurant and sleeping in the same room in the same hotel.

[tardy vale]

just re-marry every year

[cloud merlin]

That was quite the hot an steamy tale

[tardy vale]

makes the divorce harder to do👀

[true vector]

that sounds fantastic

[lunar musk]

many jokes possible xD, but congrats

[mild mauve]

I want a divorce

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-dewit-gif-11426456

[true vector]

she cant divorce me, i have her black metal axe on my server

[mild mauve]

Home wrecker

[proven dagger]

It is a fun tradition, we have only skipped it 2 times so far, covid and 1 month old twins where the causes.

[true vector]

im getting married this saturday. im gonna borrow this tradition of your in the future 8)

[proven dagger]

Bring them, thanks.

[hollow moss]

I usually just make a comedically awful cake as tradition

[proven dagger]

We kinda did that on our 10th, said our vows again and celebrated with the same people.

[tardy vale]

so dual layers of divorce-protection 😄

nice nice

[lunar musk]

some will use any excuse for a party

next doors neighbours cousins dogs friend Terry the gerbil bday? 🥳

[ruby galleon]

wait is this real?

[mild mauve]

Wait till you see the green swamp mushrooms

[proven dagger]

That was my great grandma's motto in live "Every reason is good enough for a party."

She was blind in one eye, was wheelchair bound but had a zest for live I have hardly ever seen since.
When she weighed 100kg, instead of whining about it she invited the whole family to come eat pastries, to celebrate she weighed 100kg.
She was 98 years old when she died ans smiled and loved live till her last day, she went to bed one night after another small get together with family and never woke up.

[tardy vale]

there are alot of assets in the game we don't use

and assets = items or objects

[lunar musk]

an angel like mine

[ruby galleon]

why are they unused

[lyric prism]

how many developers are working on the game itself, excluding community work/marketing

[tardy vale]

before we released valheim as Early Access on steam. we had a compeltly diffrent way to test and add things to the game

[tardy vale]

14

both community managers also work on the game items

[ruby galleon]

I see, so stuff like the blue mushroom are largely leftover "testing dummies" perhaps?

[lunar musk]

pretty much

[tardy vale]

pretty much yes 🙂

[lyric prism]

ah okay cool

[swift path]

jumping in to say the game is awesome and i love you guys

[ruby galleon]

interesting, though would be fun if one day they became main game items 😉

[swift path]

although ill admit the only reason i started to play was because my brother told me you could do farming

[ruby galleon]

really nice stuff

[swift path]

and now ive crashed my boat

[tardy vale]

don't type and steer boats 😂

[swift path]

going against the wind figured i was safe

[merry narwhal]

For today's Ashlands beta test, I removed all of today's schedules 🌃

🥺

[crimson inlet]

🤨

[lyric prism]

get me to the ashland’s rn 😤

[lunar musk]

world grinds to a halt for Ashlands testing xD

[crimson inlet]

Why today

[lyric prism]

the ashland’s better make me suffer

[lunar musk]

we need to make Grey Fox proud

[merry narwhal]

There must be bikes in Ashlands

[lyric prism]

dragon riding when?

[tardy vale]

never

[merry narwhal]

He didn't deny the bike!

[lyric prism]

but… didn’t the viking’s ride dragons 😔

back in my day

[tardy vale]

yeah .but for balance purposes, you have to run on the ground

[ruby galleon]

ahh serpent hunting is sooo annoying

[grave vine]

They rode, only on wooden ones, under sail

[mighty mural]

ez mod

[ruby galleon]

by the time I find one it's usually already dawn

[lyric prism]

fair enough 🤠

[tardy vale]

to easy 😦

[lyric prism]

very true

[unborn widget]

i feel like draw distance is way too short for flying mounts to be nice

[crimson inlet]

Flying mount = rip boat

[tardy vale]

rip everything

no monster encounter, no finding cool locations, etc etc

[lyric prism]

what if it was a grounded flying mount 🤣

and can’t fly above water

[tardy vale]

submarine?

[lyric prism]

no

[north skiff]

2 hours till trailer

new viking ship im calling it

[crimson inlet]

I probably won't look 🙈

[proven dagger]

||Did I make you look?||

[crimson inlet]

Yes of course
I knew

I imagined it would be a message like
Ashlands will have ash

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/snow-snowing-winter-snowfall-gif-16359823

[tardy vale]

and fire!

[proven dagger]

Brimstone?

[umbral fog]

you cant fool me.. thats snow!!!

[tardy vale]

yeah... but no

[crimson inlet]

I remember when we first looked at the trailer on steam on new releases
We looked at like 30seconds
By the time we saw a single weapon swing we decided everyone should stop watching and buy

[tardy vale]

ash actually falls slower than snow

[crimson inlet]

We never expected it to become this popular tbh

[ruby galleon]

btw regarding monster encounters, did y'all change serpent spawn rates by any chance or I'm just getting unlucky?

[crimson inlet]

We were playing ark at the time I remember

[tardy vale]

you're lucky probably

[true vector]

you too get none?

[crimson inlet]

Not watching trailer makes the gameplay experience a lot better

[proven dagger]

Unless it is wet, then it goes splat or its the tree, that goes krak, iep, boom

[ruby galleon]

less than I used to, I stopped playing for a couple months and recently I went back to Valheim again and I've noticed that I'm encountering much less serpents than before

I used to be able to kill 1-2 every time I went out to hunt them

[mild mauve]

I can’t wait to catapult necks into the ocean 😊

[ruby galleon]

now I'm lucky if I find one before dawn

[true vector]

catapult troll to fuling villages

[mild mauve]

The trolls will catapult you

Like the Skyrim giants

Well I think launch would be more accurate

[crimson inlet]

Never understood why the giants always launched you up on death
Forever bugged

[mild mauve]

Think it was because people liked it or something

[delicate wyvern]

people liked it, and it was easier to not fix

[mild mauve]

Bethesda moment

[crimson inlet]

Yeah
It hardly matters since you die anyway
The part that matters is in VR
It happens in VR and I experienced it first hand
I got so confused

You get launched up so high it's scary
I got a fear of heights

[lyric prism]

i want to experience being super high in vr (i have a fear of heights)

[crimson inlet]

If you're like me, VR gets you super immersed

You'll get scared

[mild mauve]

VR gives me super motion sickness

[crimson inlet]

I still remember trying to play serious Sam 2 VR
It literally took me 2 hours of opening and closing the game to kill the first enemy in melee range

After that I got brave enough to playthrough

It might be trivial to some
But when the monster is far, it's not close to scary
But when he walks up and he's 1.5x your height
It's terrifying

Even beat saber
My first wall felt like it was going to slam my face

[lyric prism]

fun

[oblique plover]

i just figured out that i'll be in a longer meeting when the gameplay trailer premieres 🤔

[lyric prism]

💔

[lean fable]

When does ashlands update happen?

[cloud merlin]

in the future

[lyric prism]

date hopefully in the trailer today 🫠

[snow forge]

When it's ready, some time within the next couple of months.

[lean fable]

I see it now

[cloud merlin]

dont get hopes up for date

[lyric prism]

gotta get fully prepared with maxed out mistland gear

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/kuzco-yzma-chat-cat-mwahaha-gif-24314206

[lyric prism]

i will continue hoping for a date 🤠

[cloud merlin]

Get hopes up for a PTB release instead 😏

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hopes-and-dreams-crushed-dreams-how-i-met-your-mother-himym-barney-gif-20949608

[crimson inlet]

Artificial FOMO
It won't disappear

🧘‍♂️

[cloud merlin]

wrong, smiffe will ban you from game if you don't show up to watch party

[rugged stag]

[lyric prism]

a drake “picked me up” yesterday and flew me off the mountain i was on, i think this should be an actual feature to install more fear into us 😂

[cloud merlin]

I thought you meant drake the rapper

[crimson inlet]

we have our own server

I ain't watching

[cloud merlin]

i meant he would ban you from the steam servers

[marsh sentinel]

He can't.

[crimson inlet]

I have to not watch chat either by then

[cloud merlin]

Derek Derek, classic first stages of denial

[rugged stag]

Let's not say what he will or won't do tbh

unless he says himself

[crimson inlet]

Cus everyone will talk about cashlands

[tardy vale]

no?

[cloud merlin]

There you have it, I was debunked

[crimson inlet]

I'd say no preorders but it doesn't work here

[tardy vale]

https://tenor.com/view/see-ya-call-of-duty-pacific-cinematic-see-you-later-bye-bye-gif-24122390

[cloud merlin]

But he is going into the bunker

[proven dagger]

Hiding inside the bunker, getting ready for the hype explosion?

[dull sage]

https://tenor.com/view/exciting-cant-wait-omg-gif-18534345

[tardy vale]

or all the "where is smiffe" comments 😄

[true vector]

https://tenor.com/view/pulpfiction-john-travolta-lost-gif-12409710

[frail mural]

I've finally got Fallout 4 VR modded and I've never been more freaked out by the giant naked molerats.

One of the mods makes nighttime pitch black, too. Walking around with the flashlight and hoping nothing walks out of the darkness... I don't think a game has ever made me feel more vulnerable.

[crimson inlet]

Seeing something that's bigger than you and right in front of you sure is an experience

[icy mulch]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOO PUBLIC TESTING

[violet belfry]

Damn that looked pretty epic

[placid flower]

Took long enough

[mild mauve]

Love you sniffe 🔥✨

[icy mulch]

I wished for a animated trailer, but that was so dope, holyyyy

[tough aspen]

Soon! Afaik!

[woven rapids]

yesimadebackups

[tough aspen]

Godamn youtube commenters are daft sometimes

[violet belfry]

Did you expect them to be sensible?

[fleet breach]

They get silly sometimes

[sly yacht]

When is it coming out?

[tough aspen]

PTB out right now, it says

[vital sentinel]

i'm not getting any update on steam tho

[violet belfry]

It was the trailer release

[tough aspen]

https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202170015671914506

[gritty fulcrum]

How to play the ptb

[sly yacht]

So i can play it?

[tough aspen]

https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202170015671914506
link there

[summer meteor]

https://tenor.com/view/madmax-what-a-lovely-day-valhalla-lovely-beautiful-gif-5607069

[devout trout]

you'll want to add the ptb role in id:customize and the instructions will be in the PTB channel

[sly yacht]

Ty

[spring void]

🫶 lets goooooooo

[crimson inlet]

✍️

No spoilers pls

[drowsy imp]

We will be watching like hawks

[icy mulch]

OH HELL YEAH

[crimson inlet]

Thank you 🙏

[drowsy imp]

More than likely, no spoiler content here or in any of the main channels outside of #valheim-public-test, and probably force people to use censor bars in that channel for now?

[lunar musk]

woo

[drowsy imp]

What do you folks think?

[lunar musk]

\o/

[crimson inlet]

Idk I don't have/want that channel

Whatever happens there stays there 👀

[marsh sentinel]

In theory.

[crimson inlet]

As long as it's not here

[icy mulch]

Anti spoiler measures are always welcome

[devout trout]

we'll be working vigilantly to keep it all safe for you folk who want more surprise

[brisk stone]

would smash ngl

[icy mulch]

The most fun in valheim for me is going in full blind with as a group of headless chickens (my clan friends)

[drowsy imp]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-arnold-schwarzenegger-arnold-schwarzenegger-t800-gif-26567529

[crimson inlet]

Exactly the same

[lunar musk]

PTB arnie xD

[lucid bronze]

When deep north? 😄

[cursive onyx]

The Terminator should have definately been in Ashlands. (Don't tell me he is or isn't btw) 😆

[drowsy imp]

Only 25 minutes after PTB Ashlands drop, probably the first one at least that I've seen. Well done.

Your reward is an ice cube at the end of your name

[north patrol]

the trailer looks great looking forward to it

still no date right?

[thick escarp]

guessing a month till out of beta - that fit with the other zones / betas?

[drowsy imp]

PTB is out now, no official date for live branch release yet

[vernal kayak]

Im silently crying rn, i should be sitting in home rn testing ashlands. Im at the edge of just taking day off tommorow 🥹

[drowsy imp]

But that's plenty of testing time before the end of the first half of the year, so~

[thick escarp]

was that the goal before q3?

[north patrol]

gotcha my guess would be june

[marsh sentinel]

It won't be in PTB for over 2 months.

[tough aspen]

[lean fable]

Just saw the trailer ... it was fire! Well done , devs!

[tough aspen]

[vernal kayak]

Why do yall care so much about release date and stuff? If you are so impatient about playing the Ashlands just go to ptb

I don’t get this constant messages of when it will be out of ptb

[sly cliff]

when is the release date?

[tough aspen]

[vernal kayak]

When it will be fully tested and everyone will be confident enough that it works perfectly

[untold sparrow]

I feel like I'm beating on a broken drum here but I was really hoping on a release date today.

[vernal kayak]

Something being in ptb doesn’t mean its half done job

[tough aspen]

I mean......it needs to be tested first.

[sly cliff]

🐷

[vernal kayak]

Im pretty sure before it gets into ptb it gets very well tested and im also pretty sure ashlands now in a state where it is perfectly playable

[sly cliff]

PIGGY

🐷