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the only resources to respawn in dungeons and caves are the yellow shrooms
Huh? I didn't inquire about anything.
^ ?
That's not an inquiry. XD
I wasn't asking a question. It was an observation made in response to TooMuchDoggmoN's statement.
ah i see
I suppose an "observation" would also be the wrong word there.
No, I think that works.
if Derek says so then it must, otherwise he'd be correcting you by now π
Correct a mod? Even I'm not that stupid.
Hey, if we're wrong we're wrong.
Yeah, but I like being here.
I suppose, but at least I'm not going to yeet you for proving me a dumbass in some regard. XD
TWO SPACES? Who are you and what have you done with Derek-chan?
Ugh. Phone typing.
Ducking autoferret
Hm..it seems i was permanently banned on reddit for severely breaking its rules... despite not using it like at all π€
so light touch rule breaking is fine?
Is there a rule that you have to use reddit periodically, who knows?
A ban from the Valhiem subreddit or a ban from Reddit as a whole?
Reddit as a whole would be astonishing.
^This is me looking into it 
reddit can ban you for breathing incorrectly
I'm banned from multiple subreddits automatically JUST BECAUSE I joined another subreddit that they don't like π₯²
it's the biggest echo chamber on the interwebs
Oh no, i never used reddit in general, neither i used subreddit nor any supreme forms of reddit, nothing at all
You can sneeze from my account now as many as you want
you might be shadowbanned
Sounds cool enough to me, i'll take it
Whoo!
tornados are cool until you look up and see the funnel above you
yo Smiff, dont think this is spoiler territory. In the ashlands, do you guys intent to have enemy unity like in the plains or will the locals have infighting?
"Wait and see"
very fair
If your thought before asking is "could this lead to a spoiler answer from the next update?" Then the answer will 99,99% be "yes" and you won't really get something useful out of it
Especially when smiffe isn't legally allowed to tell us anything
don't wanna get anyone in trouble now
My bet will be unity
hope so
Just based off of the similar identity of the enemies they seem to be giving; undead at every turn
spirit damage gonna make a comeback
I just joined the server and I was wondering if anyone would like to join me on my solo world for long term I cant get any of my friends to play with so I came looking here
I'd love to find people to play with, too. Are you already established, or are you going to start a new world?
I could do either or it's up to you
I just honestly want another person to play with
This is the reason i also joined the server i had 2 friends to play with but the stopped playing and now i am alone
They
You up to play on a world or are you busy rn
I'm free
Sent you a friend request I'll be in the meadows Glade vc
@hazy hatch you can join to if you want
Well maybe i will join i don't know i played a lot this week
I wanna reach 1000 hours i have 951

something doesn't seem right... I don't see any flowers around π
Wow
the cults once mighty influence is fading


the cult's influence is having a nice nap.
You genuinely asked that in the official server?
oh.
anyone know a solution to black screen when i started the game in xbox store (pc)?
can we promote other valheim servers such as my own
Yep π
Make a thread in the #1024264966712340510 channel and make sure to follow the channels posting guidelines 
well, if it's your server you can advertise it - but if it's someone else's try and get them to either post an advertisement themself or give you permission to do so on their behalf
im the co owner of the server
Yup
That attack- was what happened something like:
Moderator or dev hit a link and from there a script ran on that account that went about deleting things and kicking people?

It's how I say good morning smh
Good morning π¦
No worse than, say, posting the same coffee GIF every day for a year.
Gasp.
problem solved mate
nooo! my cult-free lifestyle!
Good tired morning everyone π
hi
Mornin'
hello, I'm also looking for a server on which I can play with friends and make new friends to film for a nice content on YouTube, I prefer a sv that has been wiped, let's all start from 0 and evolve together, leave me a message please
best to look in #1024264966712340510
ok ty
I will never join the cult.
do it!
You don't really get a choice though πΈ
did i hear cult? im in
Cult? Tell me more?
you're to new to the community π₯²
Smiffe, and where do you have flowers? π
my task is to put flowers on everyone else
since a πΈ on my name would make it hard for people to @tardy vale π
Thanks for the flowers π©·
Well, I was part of the previous discord before that whole mess happened. Been busy irl and forgot to stay updated on when the new one was set up.
put it at the end ^_^
My plan was to edit my message to praising the cult immediately after being forced to join. Unfortunate that it's too soon to join.
It can still be arranged >_>
This is still the same discord tho π
Never left!
Hiiii Hyper-chan ^-^
How did you get video/gif of me this morning? 
nah, pretty sure that's me, running off about 4 hours of sleep.
but i have no choice in the matter
Pretty sure thats me, i still have the duck tape residue on the eyelids xD
XD
you boys need some milk
Mmmm, milk...
π₯
π₯
I'll take a flower!
Ahhh look at that, I has no color, i'm rather pale looking!
ah.. guess theres no colors to be had π¦
Here ya go~
There we go,, that's a bit of color!
cheers loves
Of course the cat doesn't like it
It's the mouse that got away
this is a cookie-cat vs coffee-cat matter, please move along
sorry π¦
Hi
Eyy yo
@tardy valecan you add cats to my nickname? πΈ
like so? 
Is it not enough at the end of all your sentences π₯²
How will other Vikings understand that I am a Viking cat? π
you've got "cat" in your name
then add Man to your nickname πΈ
I donβt like conveying my thoughts unemotionally πΉ
Having a cat in your name won't convey any emotion either though ^^
whoever needs it will understand πΌ
I think there's something wrong with my nickname π
I thought you were a lynx π
lynx is also a cat πΊ
But who are you then?
I wanted a cat like this in nickname π πββ¬ π πΎ
I'm an ordinary cat πΌ
Why do you want sniffing cats in your name?
This roleplay thing is wild
and who said that I would introduce myself? πΈ
on the server where I most often spend time, there are raccoons, foxes, and many others, it all depends on your character and how you behave, Iβm a standard cat πΌ
...Right, say no more
I donβt know what you were thinking about there, but everything is decent and nice πΉ
Right, never do sniffing, it's bad
sniffing is decent and nice communication, dunno what you are on about, just like nose boops.
that's what dogs do πΈ
Mb it's just me but i prefer not to communicate while sniffing glue
Cats do that too...
there is a subtle difference in "communication by sniffing" and "communication while sniffing"
at this point i would jsut question your motivation for attempting to communicate with glue. maybe im arrogant, but i never cared much for what glue really wants and needs.
Ok, now it looks like i'm communicating by sniffing glue right now
no πΈ
Yes...
this is all a production for an adult film for adult cats πΉ
@lone spearWould you be so kind as to help me find out how I can return my nickname to its previous state? πΉ
some mysteries are better left in the dark
So chat which server hosting is good for servers ?
close geographical proximity, reliable support, adequately provisioned instances. so ideally, selfhosted in a data center near youπ
Ive used Nitrado in the past, I liked it a lot! Others like to use G portal, thatβs a popular one.
but in the dark they are too easy to lose and forget π
alright cheers

everyone be carful about someone named cristyrodas he tried scam me he used this server to friend me to do the scam just a heads up
Report him to ModMail
thank you for suggesting
hello im new here. read some of the chat. you guys seem pretty cool. valheim is my favorite game and none of my friends appreciate its beauty
i host a server because my friends did play for a short period of time and im the one friend that owns a server computer. all but 2 get online these days tho
and thats still rare for them
im willing to join someone elses server but i would still love to show possible new friends my cute forest town that i worked so hard on
Does one have to commit himself to becoming your friend to see it?
nope! i was hoping someone knew how to go into spectator mode so i can just make a screen capture video honestly. i've been warned about letting randos join my server since its not 100% protected
but i would still like to make friends and join other peoples servers too π
ive been wanting to do the queen boss but i know i cant do it myself
There are also https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202267437647527977 https://discord.com/channels/391142601740517377/1202310893757530142 channels as other options as well
yea a screenshot wont really capture the beauty of the town as a whole ya know
A bunch of them would probably
its huge on a spawn island
Heya, welcome to the server! We have a whole host of people playing multiplayer and looking for/hosting groups in #1024264966712340510
thank you! sorry if this was the wrong place to make such a message. i dont know what lfg meant lol
No worries~
Hai and welcome β€οΈ
hi mom! 
i want to squish his face ;-;
Any news on full release?
full release will be after or along with the deep north, which will be worked on at some point after ashlands, which will be out at some point in the first half of 2024.
full release are the friends you make along the way, and the dragons you fell together
full release will be when they add a gun
That means we get updates until the end of time, hurray!
When you make non gunpowder weapons at home, you are usually restricted to single shot contraptions or manual repeaters at best. But of course the ultimate goal is to build a full auto machine gun style weapon!
That is by no means very easy. Muscle powered weapons are simply not quick enough for a true Brat-a-tat action. Gas powered engines are...
like this one?
Yes!
they did, same patch as that Deer update iirc
https://x.com/Valheimgame/status/1642183537376804864?s=20 I prefer this one
π
a real shotgun?
funny enough. I got that version saved π
can you record a little bit of gameplay with that?
I could π€
give em a janky musket that blows up more often that it fires correctly
ooze bomb cannon
we have a ||catapult, maybe we can put ooze bombs in there||
to load it up
lol
I love how i can audibly hear if i did the pushup conpletly or not from my joints cracking with each one
its a shame your gif dont work
no its a good thing
Hi everyone Iβm new here
And new to valheim
I play on Xbox series s
Welcome!
Hi thanks for the welcome
Iβm sure Iβll need lots of help in game
hello there
Hello
i like the pfp
thx
Sulfur waiting
it's lame
So you want this channel to be full of gifs?
full, no
mb
the staff have all the tools they need to deal with misuse
they probs just don't want all the complaining associated xD
to many GIF's are just straight up bad π
telnor just as the built in gif-tool. still have rasism stuff in it..
and don't want that
and also embed power gives power to post really bad stuff
remove/warn/ban etc, but yeh a few bad apples can easily spoil things
You could just remove the bad stuff. Not that much different from people texting bad stuff
we know this acutely
can't do that really in a server with 200,000 users
It's also very nice to have a chat you can actually read rather than one filled with image spam.
If you need an image you can post it in a relevant channel or link to it online. If that's too much effort it's probably not an important image.
don't need people embedding nazi stuff, political stuff or pictures of dead people
Ok, thanks.
Anytime ^-^
they need to tighten it up so this sort of thing isn't possible
they can't
it's not only on telnor
it's the entire discord who have this issue?
discord actually does auto-check images
hence the NSFW channel filter is a thing
yeh it's just obviously not good enough
i have faith someday it'll be a "remember back in the day when..."
π₯²
how y'all doing
general displeasure at idiots who ruin fun for everyone, otherwise good xD
Not really good a stone golem comes out of nowhere in my moder fight
lol
And it destroys my portal..
Currently on the side of the mountain away from moder recollecting my thoughts
im on my Vacation from valheim cuz i died in the ocean while searching for swamp. Hahaa found it with surprise ig
"little boating incident"
Rn blasting some Metro Exodus action
βLittleβ
maddening xD
dying right down a steep face on the mountain really sucks tho, potential repeat deaths from any angle you approach from, and like 2 hours worth of terraforming/digging to reach it π©
thankfully a later item all but eliminates that particular pita
||Moder's altar|| would have been the strongest place to get the portal close since she doesn't blow that up like everything else xD
raising ground in a small square away from where she is and clearing drakes and putting the portal there should be safe until the fight is over
(digging a hole achieves the same thing except when mobs stack up near each other coz then they can push each other in the hole)
Hey anyone know a open server for valheim?
As in no password? I don't think that's possible for a community server.
have a look in #1024264966712340510
Day 1 of asking the wonderful Valheim team to add barrels as furniture 
The downside of making a really cool viking game is you probably get more than your fair share of creepy rune-adjacent racist bullcrap
Day 1 and 1 hour of asking the wonderful valheim team to add barrels as furniture
And that's just one 1 out of +100
Valheim went back up to 90% on Steam, was on 89% for a good while there.
Not that it matters, just an observation.
come on its for the memes
If anyone would like flowers in their name I will add them on for a fee of 1 bee emoji reaction. React with any bee emote you have and it will be done
@rugged stag Could you please change my nickname to the one I had before, because someone likes to joke πΈ
yorges?
Yorges πΌ
with the cat emote?
π
Yes πΊ
@rugged stag Thank you in advance πΌπ
When there are a lot of people in the chat, I'm used to being specificπΈ
And a couple more of them sit in the woods, waiting for an opportunity to join the conversation, taking advantage of the uncertainty of addressing anyone πΉ
Hmmm, 5:30 a.m. and I got up so early on the weekend, the question is why? π
lol
The best ideas come on the border between reality and dream πΌπ
Piglets are not fed, wolves not combed, onions are not harvested, There's a lot of work ahead πΉ
I mass breed my wolves so i can afk and listen to the music in peace.
That's great πΊ
Anyone Wana join me in my co op world
Is there anyone playing, can I join I just bought the game.
you could check the message right above yours lol
@urban jacinth you can join me if you like
can i join?
Yea sure
You Wana hop into one of the server vc
Oh you meant @urban jacinth mb
I read that wrong lol
suree
@urban jacinth did you find somewhere to play or no if not I can offer my world
still looking
I have a co op world that I'm trying to find people to play Long term with would you be interested?
is it vanilla?
I have no idea I play on xbox
I just know that I can connect PC players with a join code
I'm in trolls cave vc if you Wana join
@urban jacinth ?
let's go
When asked to use the #1024264966712340510 channel for finding a server to play on / finding other players please use that channel and not this one.
hello, Πee on the shield πΈ
Just a bee 
Are your bees happy? πΈ


well yes. and also, bit server attracts wierd people by default π¦

Good morning cutiepies
Such a good boy. I m being made π
Smiffe, you are awesome.
you still dont ahve a flower at the end of your name π€
Well, we're not that nice, but thanks anyway πΈ
what does it mean? πΊ
Fine, you're excluded then!
hes been giving flowers to everyone yet doesnt have one at the end of his name
what harsh measures πΏ
i say at the end to make it easier to @ him which you cant really do easily with a πΈ at the start
because he gave all the flowers, but left nothing for himself, this speaks of his selflessness and self-sacrifice in the name of his neighbor πΈ
It's all a hint at a new variant of necks that will be covered in cherry blossoms instead of lily pads.
I wish
^
Or perhaps a seasonal variant during midsummer.
Morning π
would be nice π€
--> #suggestions
Wasn't really making a suggestion, didn't mean for it to come off that way.
ah
No, he's saying DO IT.
It is done.
I know it's not the same character, but that's amusingly close to being "yoda best".
go for it π
with trees in bloom? π
Would love to see it!
ah it wouldn't be detailed, just a spur of the moment thing
π² π π³ π πΊ
nvm i can't
nah sometimes brain isn't wired for art
eat something sweet πΌ
I've got you covered:
πΈ

doin' art-stuff?
Just a joke using the 2 emojis together to simulate what it would look like. I also haven't drawn for many years.
Maybe I'll give it a go sometime later if I'm feeling up to it, would be interesting to try.
Cool πΌ π
Any servers out there that I can join the don"t need any kind of Mods?
@arctic marshthere you can sort the servers according to the requirements that interest you πΌ π
Very pretty π₯°
Meowdy
mornin hyper π

again mate?
he woke up again ye
Good morning fellas
okay then ._.
anyone know how to use console commands?
a mod messed up my inventory and some stuff dissapeared
trying to get em back
xbox or steam?
Xbox on pc
Maybe check in #valheim-help , I can't help with xbox stuff :C
Ok π
I love that Smiffe's version of going mad with power is effectively just him sprinting by discord users while throwing flower petals.
petals of discord π
Time change? What time change?
I know this question has probably been asked a lot but I'm trying to time my second play through with a group. Any idea when Ashlands will come out?
First half of 2024 is the only timeframe officially given
The time change is pretty lame
Oh, you guys have changed already?
Please time change to the end of the first half of 2024.
my best gues is when the actual clock for the entire country is turned back by a hour or forward an hour
That's silly
it is but my country also used to do it
in winter the time would be turned back one hour
and winter ends it gets turned forward an hour
Apparently my country had that for all of a year before it was voted out
oh yea that's a thing that happens here in germany too but it doesn't really affect me so i've never really thought about it
Good afternoon my fellow adventurers
Programming(not being concrete here, i tend to do and learn stuff depends on problem im facing or subject matter) is a side hobby i always had as a good distraction besides gaming
I have been working in qa field for quite some time now and just got to know any kind of intellectual property i do or invent, doesnβt matter even if im using my very own pc and my free, outside of work time
Belongs to company somehow, even if law forbids them having my intellectual property, i still have to give my any of the intellectual property if they ask to
Have you guys ever dealt with something like this? I dunno man, this feels so unfair
@vernal kayakit's all down to what your contract states
Yes, and it was my fault again for not reading thru all the pages of it when i was signing it
I have heard some of the companies in tech industry do this kinda stuff
you can always discuss it with someone at the company and have it re-written
Could be an option yea, but like feels like stabbing someone in the back for no particular reason
but read carefully
some contract might state "company own all your stuff you make during workhours
I mean it would at least make sense if they had said only that they own any of the stuff if i ever do something on workhours using companys resources but like
Doing my own stuff on my own free time and you still own it? Nah fam, they can go to hell any time they want to lol
Im just sad that if i ever want to open source something or create something i would have to hide it?! Or what lol. This is just ridicilous
Sounds pretty scummy, although I'm not sure how enforceable it is. Might depend on local laws. Either way I'd be looking to change companies
Its against law btw, you canβt just enforce someone to hand over something that has been done by in their free time not being told to do so by anyone from the company within
it's in the contract
you signed it. your own fault sadly
so re-negotiate is the sollution
I use to write my very own automation tools for qa testing that works very effectively and makes my life easier to do my stuff at work and at some point would like to give it to someone or open source it, hell knows i might even make it as a service
Have a good nights sleep everyone, donβt mind my 1000 line poetries written above, had something to rant on for a long time lol.
the bees are sleeping 
That doesn't really matter if the clause is illegal or unenforceable according to Sheriff's local laws. Some places label this as a contract "against public policy". To get a real answer @vernal kayak you should speak to a lawyer
Thanks, iβll do what i can and what best aligns with my priorities rn. 
@mystic eagle Reminder to only write and speak english in the server..
you can always ask for advice in #dedicated-server
for Xbox, you can access console commands by:
holding down your Right Bumper, Left Bumper, Right Trigger, and Left Trigger buttons all at the same time. Then press the Xbox "menu" button.
I mean it was 7 hours ago I'm sure it's been figured out π₯²
Ok, who has some smart estimates on when Ashlands might hit PTB? I'm dying in anticipation here. Final Devlog was like, 3-weeks ago. Does anyone remember what the dev cycle was like for Mistlands release? How much time passed inbetween the "we're almost done!" announcement and PTB release?
Noone.
what is ptb?
public test branch
Anywhere from tomorrow to the end of time.
Final devblog? No, final walk and talk.
i wish i can use my sip emote
The world is ending on June 30th?
I wish
the world be ending in 2077
ssaaaaaamee thing
It's not impossible that completely unexpected stuff could happen that postpones it, so while they expect to release it during the first half of this year it can never be 100% guaranteed.
No?
speculation it will be out when ready
how no?
So "between tomorrow and the end of time" is correct. :p
you guys are killing me here
that's why I don't listen to roadmaps, cause I feel it's unfair due to complications
Because they're different.
Roadmaps are plans, not promises.
Devblog =/= walk and talk
semantics!
also why I believe they should never release roadmaps, or they'll get hounded by time, lateness, etc
roadmap just forces time constraints and when someonething unexpected happens it's gonna change anyways
Saying they're not the same indicates they're different things, I believe. :p
it's good for the DEVS to like keep schedule and such, but honestly we do not need it
from Wikipedia:
Devlog is a "log/blog/vlog that updates the audience on the development progress of something"
which is precisely what the walk and talks are
But they also do devblogs which are different and not ending.
yeh text based ones
context is missing here, I feel
they didn't say that was the last of those as well
Technically yes, but they do have a thing they frequently do that is named "Devblog" and is different from the walks.
They did though... They said "ok this is our final walk and talk before Ashlands release"
meaning video walk and talks
Yes, so NOT final devblog.
but after ashlands is released, we'll get more.. how is this confusing
Devblogs aint going no where, Still got Ashlands and DeepNorth bruv
there still could be 1 or more text based blogs to come
Exactly
Mayb I should have been more clear. "Final devblog prior to Ashlands PTB release"
Still not true.
again, no guarentee at all of that either
How is this even a thing?
im so confused on what the issue is here...
Derek I feel like you're the kind of guy who builds his base in trollcaves
they do blog/log thing, they don't do it..
Like.. does it matter to US if they do them or not?
I feel personal attacks are inappropriate.
Difference of opinion does not = living in troll caves
nooo, don't misunderstand. Def not a personal attack. Sorry if it came across that way
how does one NOT misunderstand that?!
i think the devs have kept to their word about giving us transparency of the process, and when there isn't more to say without spoiling, that's that
Let's remain civil when conversing with other users
living in trollcaves is actually totally valid - the inside makes for a great place to dump trash resources w/out it despawning
Backpaddling, always cute
ahh, what wonders does context does.. seeing trollcave can also means something else entirely
:giggle:"
NO external emotes!
sigh you guys are too sensitive, sheesh
All I tried to explain was that the last walk and talk didn't mean last devblog
All I was trying to do was elicit thoughts/opinions on whether or not it is reasonable to assume PTB release might be out soon'ish
grumbles about the "are we there yet" culture
Yes, probably before or during June.
ok here is mine
It'll be out.. when it is ready :D
That is my opinion
Thanks for coming to my tedtalk
wrong! PTB does not mean it is ready!
Something about "When Odin wills it"
It does mean it's ready enough for the public to see/test it.
i thought ya meant it'll be released for the main branch
ready for the public to see/test it does not equal ready, though.
You see how arguing semantics is super lame? lol
..Mate what are you doing honestly
i like giving context, and not be vague
trying to elicit arbitrary responses to a question regarding time, based on the context of the company's history. That's all
π€
PTB means = did we miss something. please check π
all the wierd odd-stuff that no one else tries. but PTB will try it
It does in fact mean the devs are somewhat ready to release A version of the game for the public to test. It's not the final product due to what the public may discover when testing it but it's still a ready version nonetheless
You guys should contact let's game it out. He's like 100 testers combined
Josh is amazing π
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to bad we already "fixed" his stuf way before the video was released π₯²
That was the first time I heard of valheim, but only played it later when my brother got me into it.
oh yea, hes also wanted in hydroneer for theft lol
YES π
seen the sign a few times
I love the mandelbrot
Damn we really neglected General chat today
It's only 1230!
1:36 for moi
4:30 AM
Time to eat then go back to sleep #Ramadan
The Patrick "o boy it's 3 am" gif is unironically us
I just ate crisps does it count
Yes
But counts more the closer it is to dawn
that's a lot of hours in one day
Ah oki!
Anyone Wana join my co op world
you should ask in #1024264966712340510
Random idea,domt know if this belongs here,please correct me if iam wrong,but,what if all the music in valheim had lyrics?me and my brother have been introduced to the mountains yeasterday,and today we explored another cave and are mining silver,and it got me thinking on how majestic the music for the mountains sounds,it got me thinking of like a deep voice,explaining the wonders,beauties and dangers of trecking in the freezing mountain tops,wither on the quest for riches,lost secrets,the valuable ore beneath the surface, those who died or were killed trying to survive the harsh environments and the dangerous creatures
Let me clarify,Not as a game function,fan made thing just to listen to,not for in game
It's nothing new
Like Brentalfloss who put lyrics on all MegaMan music
i need a mod
Please reach out by dming Modmail to begin a ticket
Don't continue to call out other users in public channels please. Follow the instructions in my message above
Online interactions not rated by ESRB π€
East Sweden Business Region? π€
I have no idea what it stands for
All I know is that that's the name for E for everyone ratings
ESPN ?
Ecstatic Sport Payment network
Think they use PEGI ratings?
Entertainment Software Ratings Board. I assume they and PEGI serve the same function: rating TV shows/games for audience-age-apporpriateness etc.
yup yup
Mornin Gjall π
'Lo
does G'jall noices in chat
I think you're missing a bit of context
But sure
I do that
that brings back memories
π
also thinking about it
arent shields supposed to be weaker against physical projectiles than energy weapons
Technically lasers are energy weapons afaik π
depends on what type of laser weapon
yea i was thinking of lsers as a energy weapon while typing shields and thus my wittle brain got confused
starwars pew pew laser or IRL heat-microwave lasers
hello lovely ppl! 
plasma can probably be considered a laser weapon buts its mostly just superheated (liquid)
energy?
what exactly is plasma?
Morning Lore π
hi!
plasma is yes
Plasma Is just some material that has been given enough energy, no?
all im getting its a gasous matter with a huge amount of energy
Plasma is in your blood 
thats one type but the plasma weapon is antoher type
plasma is also in lightning
Is it now
heating up gas enough will also make plasma

Bleeeeeaaaaaahhh!!
Hai
Heyoπ
Plasma is a matter state where the electrons flow freely lose from the nuclei they belong to, iirc (simplified).
Charged-particle-soup. If you were to weaponize it, it would technically be a projectile weapon, but whatever it's hitting probably would disagree. :V
I like the way Elite: Dangerous treats it in that there are kinetic damage (projectile) and energy damage (laser) weapons, but plasma is treated as an exception that does energy+"absolute" damage, the latter not really caring about resistances. Plasma is also really respondent to electromagnetic fields and interference (which space is full of) and bolts of plasma lose cohesion pretty quickly if there's not something containing them as they move.
Also weirdly, plasma is the most prevalent mundane matter in the universe (which is a giant slow explosion so go figure), yet schools in the states will outright pretend there are only three states of matter til like, the end of high school.
the way plasma weapons were displayed in some stuff i read was they are enclosed in a weak shield and propelled at a target, they are slow and not easy to hit something with but should you hit, they eat through shields pretty quickly
Ya. Bolts in Elite are slower than cannonballs even, but if they hit most of the damage is going to ignore most of whatever armor/shield tweaking you did and fry something
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snack time?
I'll ask again in 5 hours β±οΈ
It'll be the "break"fast" experience
the US has made an experimental plasma weapon before and tested it on armored vehicles. the paper didn't go into detail about how they delivered the plasma, but i remember they noted it did unimpressive damage to the exterior while doing heavy damage to the interior electronics due to X-rays scattering all through it
free electrons go brrr
also funny enough my elementary school taught me about plasma so there must be some that pay attention to the 4th phase of matter π
In 1st grade got the 'three states of matter' bit in class, asked 'what about the others' and a very annoyed teacher said 'there are only three.' Same teacher sent me to the office on multiple occasions for "correcting" her though so maybe just a shit teacher.
SΓ¦l π
lol i had a few of those! some folks care more about ego and control than the job description
Tru. Also I don't think a 1st grade teacher on a military base was gonna want to chat about bose-einstein condensates with a bunch of toddlers anyway.
yeah i wouldn't think so
school is all about a lot of useless stuff with occasional useful stuff in my experience
and besides some kids do wonder what the stars are made of
Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
LOL chubbyemu is the teacher we all need
Corporations and lobbying.
I just remember the dairy section always looked mighty delicious
the US food pyramid is worse than useless. it's harmful. i conclude it only exists due to regulatory capture
The bit of Idiocracy where Brawndo bought the government, but not as overt, ha
kids are fatter than ever, but hey corn sales are up 50% woooooo
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Morning gjall.
Who also had homemade spicy chicken pineapple pizza this weekend?
Morning mon(ster).
I already did my morning scream, this was the second one ^_^
Mleeeuuurgh!
How's the heartrate this morning ;p
Before or after scream
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Nice, 60 here.
seems like everyone is quite calm today π i also have around 70 here
haven't had coffee yet π
Whatπ
Smiffe can I dm you an IRL ancient seed from a botany class I had in college?
Do it, no harm ^_^
g'mornin all
Gjall*
Hello human beings
never heard of those π
u heard it now ig
Solo'd Moder, finally. Spear is actually really nice on that fight.
Did you use bronze or iron spear?
I did it with arrows and it took ages.
I know why π
Sharing is caring.
but what if I dont care?
I thought you did. Why, WHY?!
You don't have the right! You don't have the right!π
Hyper don't know what I did π
but you do

Verily! Though you do so much that its sometimes hard to keep track of ;p
1 Million dollars!
Why are kamap's flowers like that
Itβs a shiny flower β¨
he stole it from Scarlet
Why do mushrooms need open sky to grow? Like i dug out a neat little cave in the rock for them and ...needless to say now my cute musroom cave. Has a refiner in it instead..... meh it works and it nice but I want MUSHROOMS!!!
They need to soak in the sunlight and get mystified to work their magic.
Industrialism shall rise
Because I'm special?
thief!! Bagginssss
debatable
I think we can all agree on that ...
pretty nonsensical for fungus growth but it does follow the formula of previous farmable crops
All i want for yultide is a mushroom cave
=+)
I understand it makes sense to explore and get them
yet I wonder if they would consider making them .... grow in the darker spots of the game like under rocks and in caves
@lean fable Adorned my name with them after I asked and now someone has changed them again ^^
Maybe if the game allowed us to dig caves that go horizontal. All we can do is dig down.
stone and marble roofing already allows for that in a lot of ways
anywhere you dig a trench or raise earth walls close in parallel lines, you can cover them over with stone/marble floor tiles, and as long as no attack-on-sight items are spottable nearby or yourself/friends, it should never get attacked/broken
Iron supports on those earth walls can make for some wicked house designs that would otherwise collapse on itself. Maybe I should try building around an earth pillar, hmm....
There is plenty of rock to dig under and make a nice little cave yet you can't grow crops in them is my point
Nothing very special or elaborate just a hole under some rock formations you might find in the mistlands.. There you could farm jotun puffs and such
Wolf spear. I used draugr fang and poison arrows while it was airborne, but the arrows did negligible damage compared to the spear.
Are there ever small mistlands islands with cultivatable ground, or does word gen just not work that way?
With "small" I mean small enough tp spawn proof ez
Possibly but the first thing I encountered was a sliver of an island with a little mist and a gjall hiding inside waiting for me to land
I died that day
the way to spot it is to look for grassy areas, they can appear anywhere afaik so if yr looking for particular conditions, it may just take time to find them
The reason I'm not sure is that the cultivatable land tends to be smooth, and small islands tend not to be.
The cultivatable land I've come across has pretty much all been valleys.
i think it depends how they connect/not to larger landmasses, sometimes those islands will be at the edge of larger masses, but most of the time they won't be
What if you "make" one with raising ground? π€
pretty sure if you do that you only get the dark grey terrain
Cultivate some grass?
no raising ground like Sam was saying
if the terrain stays dark grey=uncultivatable, if it turns brown=cultivatable
I'll go test ^^
i think brown ground only forms under existing grass patches tho like i said
Yeah but terrain that goes "underground" is still generated
yeh i have no clue how viable it is to get some by raising ground, but every time i tried i got nothing
Ah yeah you're right, it's just gray and yucky and can't be cultivated :C
Every time I run into a small island to test if I can plant on it, it's close to a dverger structure and I don't wanna fight them
But you seem to be right, they're all rocks
yeh my hazy memory told me that my group had some trouble finding decent spots for farms way back when it released
tricksy mushrooms
Mine are just outside a dvergr tower I repaired ^^
munches jalapeΓ±os.
Jalapenos are S tier
Why do you always munch? Are you a munchkeen?
I'm making dinner. Appetizers are important.
Also known as munching bits of whatever it is you're using for making dinner that's edible pre-cooking.
Appetizers are a bit too munch for me
You just end up losing your initial goal of making a whole dinner
I'm hungry when I make dinner, and I've usually got a bunch of stuff that's good to just munch readily available - in today's case jalapeΓ±os and cheese. :>
i think spicy food opens up apetite
first half of 2024
Why isnβt the command working
the bot died
I thought all bots needed slash commands
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depends on the bot i guess π€
It does.
?ashlands used to work before the hack, it would prompt a bot (Dyno) to give a little info regarding the update.
The bot wouldn't have told you anything new anyway
the bot is not working anymore since its not clear if it has been tampered with in any way, so either you have to read the topic of general channel or ask the users π
When we start learning new things from bots, human civilization will cease to exist already
moin everyone π
Moin!
Oh, weβve been there
Who are 'we'?
Humanity
It's lunchtime, weirdo π
I wonder if we will all die before even reaching the shores of the Ashlands π€
Given the new ||ocean creatures||
wdym? its past dinnertime π
whats with all the pink flowers around all your names?
no thanks
I got stuck with flowers against my will
Or gosh, i've missed this completely. Still not a single new info obtained from a bot
Be extra cautious on any update that appears on April 1st.
why
Developers for one game shared a video on volumetric water.
Something their game engine couldn't do. Still convinced a lot of us though.
I'm currently enjoying 5 games in EA right now. I expect one of them to mess with their player base. Long as it's good fun I guess.
I want Hyacinths once summer comes around π
Year round flower names~?
I want flowers gradually replace letters in my name, one per day, so in a month i'll just turn into a flower bed
That's a fun idea~
Should i remind you now every day?;)

wake me up when it's gardenia time
Would be nice if valheim had flowers
dandelions exist
it kinda has
Seed flowers ig
yep π
Also dandileon.
greydwarf brute trophy anyone?
a vase of some description with a bunch of fresh flowers to decorate with would be cool tho
Like all flowers...
Vegetable flowers are so beautiful
Not as beautiful as the vegetables.
π
alright then
We need eggplant
I think I understand how it works
π±
I'll give a small hint
L*nx
Wolves are bad enough... Mean kitty cats would be hell
@scenic wing you spoiled everything just with looking..
Are there even any cat related creatures in Norse lore?
Vikings rode sabertooth cats into battle
Wrong. Laser raptors.
No that was years later
i won't give up before some form of cat makes it in
Wait, isn't Freyja also known as a cat goddess?
yes
She had a cart drawn by cats,
i'm gonna have a cart drawn by cats.
Those must be some big cats.
deep north cats, so big you can ride them
Would love to have lynx in valheim
Cats can't draw, at least i couldn't make one draw even a simple house
This is a big cat
That's a very small human
And the doorway
Mmm, a Maine coon/coone
nice kitty...... runs
Oh my God what in the world?? Is that your cat??
Thatβs not a real image is it π
That cat has very strong obliques
That cat doesnβt meow, it only growls.
The Sam deer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The Sam deer is blowing in the wind.
A-chasing the wild deer, and followed by boars,
My heartβs in the Meadows wherever I go
You don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the mask off the ol' Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with Jim...
zen building day for me
Until the trolls find youβ¦
How to get flower names?
ask NICELY
staff can bestow them
I'm a pretty butterfly now!!
spring fresh
Don't wanna derail screenshots, is fire laggier than dvergies?
it's a real image, but not me and not my cat π
the smoke more than the fire, but ye i was exaggerating a bit since i do have several fires dotted around, but it does have a way bigger impact
gotta place them much more sparsely to keep lag free
Damn, might need to rethink some stuff
unlit fires don't impact any more than a regular build piece, but what's the fun/point....
another strategy is to just have the ones you want lit at the time lit, and the rest dormant, or just yr cooking fires/hottub
Ah, but then it's not immersive
also it's lot of management π
I'm presuming you're using a freebuild and didn't go mine all that bronze yourself?
indeed
even i'm not that insnnane
p. sure i stated it was a free building project way back, but that snippet is probably gone
I wasn't paying attention way back. I just saw the screenshot now.
unforgivable!
gasp horror shock
I didn't even notice it's a vid π₯²
I'm lucky I even remember what I had for breakfast most days. My life is a little chaotic in general π
just some fun at the end of a good build day π
it's satisfying
(not that i don't have a ton of mats for everything stored away safely anyway, but this world i thought i'd make good use of the new modifiers and see what happened π )
(lols for the time i don't show doing endless touches on the terrain and paths)
ughhhh sailing for swamps then realizing you forgot your keys π€¦
and unplug the smelter from the outlet?
No portal run I assume?
I love setting up base near the swamps for iron
Or if it is a portal run, could have simply forgotten to set up a portal (which I've done before).

That was the plan.... Had everything for a forge n smelters but forgot the dang keys.
No portals no map
Sad sad
Iβve been getting lucky on my no map run I feel. And Iβm glad bc no map sounds rough to me in general
when deep north
After Ashlands obviously.
Later
From what devs have said Iβd say thatβs possible yeah
I donβt think itβs too likely tho. It usually takes them a lot longer to design a biome than that
actually, how many devs would it take to make deep north in a week
like, ignoring all the managing, how many perfect copies of the dev team would it take
okay, for the sake of argument, let's assume that ashlands will be out june 1st
Mistlands released December 6th, 2022
that's how many months again
anyways, convert that into weeks, and you got your answer
13 devs take about 14 months to finish a biome (assuming Ashlands is on the verge of release). So, I'd say about 624 devs should be able to do it in a week, assuming perfect efficiency of productivity and discounting the need for playtesting
ezpz
yeah that's what I said. Let's get hiring!
new business model for developing games? I think so!
I'd say it's pretty impossible to make a mistlands-sized content update in a week no matter how many devs were working on it.
Not even AAA studios would be able to accomplish that, and if they did, it'd be a broken mess
But it's a big "if"
with 600 extra devs they would spend the whole week arguing about ideas and get exactly 0 work done
Too many cooks in the kitchen
In aircraft maintenance, there's a saying 'assholes-to-elbows;' that many people working in close quarters on a small project inevitably leads to people working over each other, getting in the way, doing the same task twice etc. Also adding more people to payroll adds up fast.
possibly the best kind of carnage, but still, carnage
well that's why i went with clones, who'd know what's going on
Then you just take 9 women and you've got a baby in a month! Brilliant!
I hope we get another mid update that'll give us more building options
Anyone here have Enshrouded want to play a new game?
Thats not how it works.
The analogy I mean.
Or they could buy 700 horses and call it a full release right now!
I don't get it...
π΄ Valheim the legendary coding horse is all we need
the mightiest most handsome steed that does the jobs of 700 devs in a flash
they bought a type of horse after they made a good sale, made people laugh, and refund lol
quite commonplace for folk gaining large wealth to make charitable donations, i don't see why folk got so antsy about it
Ashlands out yet?
Mornin'
I'll finally get to play some Valheim this week
haven't played in almost 2 weeks
nice day for fishing ain't it! Hu ha!
I still need to finish my island base, enshrouded and helldivers threw me off track
Then I can kill the last two bosses and hopefully by that point Ashland's will have dropped

hello lovely ppl! 
sup
morning π
you left the spring cult? π±
not on my own XD but aparently
It's his birthdayyyyy!
speaking of that, 8 days from now it's gonna be fall for me
it is? today?
Yes! So he got caked \o/
well then: happiest birthday little drake puncher!
are you now allowed to drink legally? π
in the US yeah π everywhere else i was already
thank you very much π

happy cake day, Asatru!!
ty π
so it turns out... ancient seed is just a common cypress seed
elder is just a tree on a normal tuesday
So, summoning Elder just makes him insane in the membrane and he just attacks!
yeah nothing too special about it
if anyone ever took me out of where I was just because they put seed on a fire I'd be pissed too
heck I'd even shoot vines at them
Ah well, I guess all my reference jokes can't land...
didn't know cypress hill before you said it was a reference
insane in the brain
Morning gjall.
finally! it finally happended! i am old enough to get a reference! 
Reached enlightenment, you have.
It's never a good day for fishing, in my opinion.
that mini heart attack for PTR patchnotes notification... :D
Lesgooo
i was so ready for public test ashlands xd
Join me while we floss and dab to celebrate π
Oof
When ashlands π
no no no no no no! i'm sooooo not ready for ashlands! noooooooooo!
Wonder if I'll miss the "when ashlands" questions when ashlands actually when's.
it'll be replaced by "when deep north"
When Deep North? π
it doesn't have the same vibe to it
When Snow Yetis
it lacks fire, yes
Where else have you encountered yetis?
Himalayas? Reading Beast Quest books as a kid?
I mean, that all sounds snowy
whenlands
I mean

