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Sure. This is a collaborative effort. I'm totally happy to concede ideas. We're just spit-balling.
Brainstorming. I think in a couple of brainstorms like this we could possible end up with a really fantasTick game
oi! muh name! what happened
Wasn’t it sir tea biscuit
Brainstorming would the name of the game if the 'ball' was a Gjall.
yes! or Queen but that was fine! now im just a tea biscuit!
They must of forgot you had a title before smiffe had fun
You left it in the mug too long. It got soggy.
We still need to implement gjall in this game as a source of all the balls
SMIFFE! ill get eaten at this rate!
nom nom
soggy biscuits are absolutely disgusting
As a ball boy
I understand the term, but refuse to engage you on it. 😛
do you like soggy biscuits?!
Soggy from what? Yogurt - yes please!
I refer you to my previous comment.
Ahhhhhh!
Nooooooo!
thats dispicable!
i dont think yogurt makes stuff soggy? also i havent eaten much yogurt and the times i do, i generally dont eat it with biscuits
So you open a yogurt, break some biscuits to pieces and drop them into the yogurt. Wait for 10-15 minutes. Enjoy!
Anything fluid will make stuff soggy, it's just a matter of time. I prefer my biscuits after a shower, and like to share my yoghurt.
Depends how soggy the yogurt is to start with
True
I just got the soggiest yogurt the other day. Some coconut milk alternative yogurt
JFC, this conversation took a turn!
ASMR from soggy vs Greek yogurt?
I was buying that Greek gods brand honey vanilla but decided to try “so delicious” brand vanilla and it’s just super liquidy
The regular Greek yoghurt made my throat Thor, but the honey vanilla is Loki amazing! 😛
😭
Someone give that man a raise.
Thanks, but I think that might be a mod.
how many turns can i make between 90°
I think there's 16 points around a circle... iirc.
ah thank you
Hey does anyone know if server boosters are gonna get the ability to use external emojis back?
I'd rather not move my boost if they are just busy with other things but if the ability isn't coming back then I'm probably gonna move it
wow, just for some emojies? really?
I think, in the grand scheme of things, it's hardly a priority right now.
The #rules-and-info Misc. section doesn't have the reactions to be able to subscribe to pings. Is this just not back to functioning yet?
Correct
You can ask a mod if you see one talking, or open a ticket with modmail, to give you the role manually
New to the game and doing some research before I buy it, any tips?
Thanks for replying. No rush, was just checking in case it was an oversight. 🙂
Play with friends it’s a lot more fun
Especially when you meet new big monsters
Or sometimes the smallest ones give the biggest surprises
But hearing someone scream when they find one never gets old
I'd say the oppsite, solo is better for learning the game. It can be chaotic with friends, especially if they already know what they're doing.
Its really up to the person, both are good.
Take your time, listen to the bird, pick up all stuff
Buuuuut it's also great fun if you are learning together ❤️
chaos isnt necessarily a bad thing, some of the most fun times is the chaos you create
I have well over 1k hours solo
In first solo game you get more concentrated experience i guess
You'll never forget the times you and your friends experience something first hand together
Like the first times we fought trolls, handled the swamp, fought moder....
die alot 🤣
dont post spoilers mate
if they're brand new they don't need to know that many things 😛
If you don't want spoilers you probably don't want to look in this discord, but you're right 😉
They don't need to know they would die a lot
No but no need to know the names or what enemies are, the first ||troll || should be a surprise to people
I avoided this discord like the plague till I had finished mistlands for this reason
I agree they just get this surprise here on discord then
Not argueing, we agree.
But again, this discord is literaly a massive spoiler fest
This channel isn't generally speaking ^^
Still, not arguing 😉
what happened to the voice channels?!
Just wanted some insight is all 🥰 thanks!
As of yet, they haven't been restored
Generally speaking valheim is a game.. all the rest is for people to uncover)
one thing you can guarantee is getting excited viking vibes in this discord 🤣
People are working on it, but the only person here who's paid to do this is Smiffe and it's not the primary part of his job 😉
Feel free to pop around whenever ❤️
I was hoping to try and join warheim, how long has the vc been down?
Since the server hack.
Just a little over a week I think?
Surely though if 'warheim' is a game server then they have their own Discord?
The hack was about that long ago
is that why i was out of the server for some reason?
I would imagine so. You and about 80,000 people.
Lots of people were kicked, many were banned as well.
They kicked a lot of people for security reasons
that makes sence
What happens to a toad voice channel when its struck by lightning channel deletion?|| Same thing that happens to everything else||
so what about people with big community servers
Again, they probably have their own Discords.
Only this discord was affected as far as I know
ok good
the other weren't targeted - they are not the main server
80k people weren't kicked for security reasons.
Cool.
I assumed that it was for that, but if not, sweet
The were deleted by the hackers.
Aaaaah.
Damn.
wow
They were kickrd by the hackers so when they tried to join the discord invite theyd join the fake discord
this was a huge tank to our community i bet
40% yeah, though like yourself a lot have come back over the last week.
Pretty sure you can't keep a good viking down ❤️🔥
muy fuerte
Well there's no real reason to keep it here, I mean I get to have a yellow name but thats just kinda eh
Kinda piss coloured
Hmm
Boosters can't even post emojis anymore? 
Also can helpers change nicknames?
Yea
Well the server was hacked
So...
Uh
Can you change my nick to
Sir_Tea_Biscuit
?
That’s what it was before smiffe got ahold of sir tea biscuit
Bam magic
Thanks!
You have pretty low expectations from magic;)
Thank you thank you
what happened? damn i missed a magic show?
There was some ruckus about one but it blew over.
Encore encore
i like how every midnight i start playing till 6am lmao
Nope, that was the only real benefit imo
I don't wanna use the silly basic ones lol
Well there's a name I haven't seen in a hot minute. How's it going Carnafex?
Well enough, been into stelaris as of late so I haven't been playing Valheim
Keeping busy and all that, just starting a secondary job today
How've you been?
Were the glowing flame-like shaped stones shown in the blog post Flametal? Or new thing that only showed not yet mentioned?
hello, is anyone aware of any stuttering issues / fps drops happening as soon as you use any console commands? I find it that if I use the console the game's overall performance starts to dip drastically. I'm wondering if its just a me imagining it, or is this a known thing..
If they're the ones I'm thinking, they explicitly state those are spawners for the new wild ashlands enemies
Aaaah - a fellow enjoyer of the galactic scene I see
If you are talking about ||twitchers|| no they are not
ahslands wehn?\
I would like to join the Public Test Channel but the V Icon is Nitro only which it yells at me when I click it. Help?
The auto-joining isn't operating at the moment, message @worn finch and ask for access to the PTB channel. Nothing's on the PTB currently, though.
Just checked. The blogpost name is “Heavy Hitters” and it seems like they didn’t mentioned . They probably revamped and made it into as it is currently middle of the lava thing as they posted last walk and talk
If they were flametal of course
What console commands are you running? Is it literally any console command or specific ones?
yes, anything at all. I'm trying currently to play the game without any console commands to see if I get the same result whilst playing the game for longer
Ok, sounds like a good experiment. Try also starting a new world to see if there might be something in your world that may be causing lag
Fair point, I will try that too although, I know it will sound stupid af but I just simply can't let go of my original world. I have tried playing on other world but it just doesn't feel the same. So, hopefully, this world is not the problem and maybe the issue lies with something else 🤞🏻
Yeah I understand you there, just trying to isolate the cause because unfortunately sometimes it may just be the old world being incompatible in some way
Absolutely! I will test that.
Hoping for the best! Also maybe try verifying the game on steam or reinstalling the game, that may fix it
First of all, dont try to ping everyone on a server like this, and also try to use correct channels
#dedicated-server if you use that, #valheim-help if not
Trying to give 120 thousand+ people a notification about that isnt smart
So they got the server back up and running
Yeah like a day after
From the ashes we rise
I hope we get new magic stuff in Ashlands
Yup, I got it a while ago but quit after getting slammed with the menu spam
Started again and I've been loving it
No chance we dont
Ashlands will be out in first half of 2024
There will be public test beta
Hope there's a water staff to synergize with ice staff
Rn magic feels pretty unfinished
Me too!!!!
Snoggletog made me cry
I hate every fibre of this meme
simply on the fact it was everywhere across social media
I can still hear the song
My kid is literally watching a YouTube video of it right now
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“Toothless meme pancake art” and it’s got toothless in the corner dancing
Pfft Stone Age old media
Smack “Scotland forever” will always be a classic
The full version of Rusty’s retirement needs to drop already
I know the demo has barely been out but I’m so ready for more
Gotland forever🇸🇪
Anyone around here using WearableTrophies? If so, Brenna Trophy is a must try. ( both for the looks but also for the light utility too ) Ghostrider vibes
not sure if I'm allowed to post a screenshot here
thank you!
I totally agree
I want a secondary ability for the weapons too
I’m surprised no one’s told the mini boat, dwarf, etc guy to post in mod channels instead
and I want to rob Support Dvergr of their staves
Yea ice should have an ability to make ice come out of the ground or a mist attack and fire should have an AOE attack like the dverger mage
When I was newer I pissed off a 2 Star Support Dvergr and couldn’t kill it alone 😪
He said call for support, but not for me
In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might beware my power
Beacon, the answer is beacon
The beacon is lit. Gondor calls for aid
"Another hand touches the beacon..."
Is the server finally back up?
This one? Yes. Still got some functionality to restore, but it's back in general.
Yay
ashlands
Mistlands
Lands full of ash
Jams full of mead
Lands full of land
Wait... what?
Skies full of sky
Ocean full of water
Did you know there's water at the bottom of the ocean?
Even in Valheim
What else don't the Devs want us to know
Probably that the trees are made of trees
Big secret I’ll probably get banned for sharing
Dang. Big if true
When the iron gate assassins get me you’ll know it was true
How will we know though?
We just won't hear from you all of a sudden.
Illumaniti confirmed
He just stopped talking
I think they got him
are we safe as we know the secret now too?
secret?
uh oh...
You're asking forbidden questions!
happens all the time
?ashlands
another forbidden question 👀
🫥
It's not forbidden, the bot just isn't set up yet.
That's a lie!
It is too! We're getting the posse together to run @ocean hound out of town right this moment
Real question is how many times has Smiffe died in ashlands playtesting it
While smiffe has fun we suffer yearning for the next update. Think about that. Who is really the enemy here?
@bitter vale doesn't die, he just changes rooms.
lol
Smiffe hasn’t died in the Ashlands because he alt f4s before the final hit
God mode activated
What would be the point in testing with God mode on?
DMG calculation? If you get down to 1 hp then that counts as dying but without the whole loading part of respawning
Hit pattern for block and parry of new encounters.
For some reason I just remembered the hex girls when I read WICKed
Thought we were all taking the piss.
I don’t want to take that from you
I was giving it. But feel free to leave it where it is
are there any new players that joined the sever recently
I remembered John Wick... Keanu Reeves ... Rianu Monves...sort of... giggles
Rianu was mon-ified by Smiffe
Yep, @bitter vale 's that type of guy^^
Why the ping?
That's a rare reference there my friend... dang
does it even ping if the @ was added after sending the message?
Why not?
You're talking the scoobyverse ones yeah?
Why ask Why...
😂
The only ones that matter
Ping Pong, Ding Dong
hahah
Because pinging the devs or mods is generally against the rules. Especially when they weren't even trying to attract their attention.
Smiffe said you can ping him anytime
I guess if it bothers them, they will say....
Yeah, if you actually want to talk to him, not just referring to him in conversation. 😕
hard to tell when im already here 🤔
I think we always want to talk to him to be fair
what ping? 👀
Don't we have Mod's to say If something shouldn't be done?
Hail, warrior
Smiffe going through the msg logs later wondering why you deleted it
I bring tidings
Last time I checked Mods's and Helpers are a thing.
Bring food and drink please
Minimods will always be around
Hail to thee, @lusty aurora
you mean wannabes?
The unofficial yappers?
I wouldnt go that far personally tbh
I would
I just do a right-click on mentioned persons, i refer to. Does that mean I ping someone? If so... so what? XD
😂
I bring the finest meads and sausages. Bier and bread. Don't ask where the sausage comes from
No questions here as long as it tastes good
🤔 Scarlet are you bringing the Blood Sausages?
yuck
Smiffe himself has said that pings to him are fine, but let's not abuse that permission with things that don't matter that much, aye?
I didn't ping anyone.. My point was If someone needs to be corrected we have Mods and Helpers for that.. You know, Know your role.. ijs
aye
No, that's fair.
omg seems I started a war.... 👀
Just replying since you mentioned that mods have the say
I swear, I'm never going to right klick anyone again...
But wasn't that truth?
gn8 to you
Nite Hugin
it was, I'm not disagreeing
Guys, make sure to check out tons of demos on Steam Next Fest 👌🏻
storm gate demo is out!!
I’m late to it as well :((
The Rusty’s retirement demo was fantastic though
Ah the RTS
Dune is still a fav rts
It does not feel like StarCraft and idk how I feel about that
I know it’s not Starcraft but it’s such a core part of my personal rts experience that stormgate feels weird
Too bad I’m too sick to do more than a couple matches
lol tiktok copyright struck my video for the valheim music I guess?
Oh music that exceeds that maximum duration that’s ridiculous
stop making me want to install starcraft and play it again
I can cannon rush you if you want
I'm bad at sc and sc2 but it's still fun to play
There’s been a decent amount of new sc players recently which is perfect because I’m very bad at the game
Some of the most fun I've ever had in any game was playing the co-op games with a buddy
I managed to do a dirty thing to some friends since they wanted to 4v1 me with 1 ai 3 people so I cannon rushed all 3 of them
The co-op prestige is pretty neat now if you haven’t played in a long time
I don’t remember when they added it
When I played I had every character to max level and priestieged quite a few of them a bit, but they've since added new guys
If only the new guys were free
I low key have every expansion but never finished a single campaign
What if I told you the sc1 and 2 campaign kicked my ass and I never got past the first missions
I believe it cuz thats pretty much what happened to me lol
That games just so hard
That’s why when I do play I usually just do team ranked games and some really dumb build
I’m too much of a pansy for 1s
I'm going to be that guy.
How is that low-key??
it is but it isnt

keep being that guy
I usually am
I also hate people who say by the way when it's not by any way
Ever seen someone use "speak of the devil" wrong?
I have
Every time someone says by the way I interupt them with I TRIED TO SAY I'D BE THEREEE WAITING FOOORRR
I meant like
Someone says by the way
And then talks about something completely different
still works
Never works
I mean my thing lol
Ah yes
This only happened once
And I think.. it was used as a "speaking of which.."
I don't remember
You play an important role in society and I hope you never stop doing your thing
I'm a menace
I don't do it to teach, I do it to ridicule and laff
Joke mostly
By the way that’s rough
kinda low key rough though
Almost by the way lowkey
Low-key
loki
Low-key it's a Wednesday
Nah it’s Tuesday
low key tuesday but speaking of which its wednesday
High key it’s Thursday
Low-key it's weekend
My poor beautiful language. What have you done to it?
High-key +20 Waycrest
Can’t forget the hyphens but doesn’t use punctuation
bet
No, just more educated.
By the way hyphens are lowkey punctuation
Hyphens are pro
Periods make things seem so serious when texting
Which is stupid.
Pro punctuation?
This is not a sentence
Why does it have a period
Dumb
This is a new low for this Discord.
Yes
You know someone is an intellectual when they use hyphens
To be fair it is a sentence
Here's where I stand
You can just use periods and ignore the rest of the grammar
Imagine a huge run on sentence with tons of fragments
And then the cherry on top is that period
Its a subordinate clause or an independent clause with an omitted subject
What in Odin's beard did I just walk into
✍️
Someone said low-key to a fact
Nothing worth reading
That's not how it works
So by very definition, not a sentence.

Little bit of. Wednesday tomfoolery
It functions as a complete sentence within the larger sentence structure. Something like that since it has context it’s not simply a stand alone thing
You are right
Maybe a bad example
It’s part of my sentence 😏 making it its own sentence
Like answering questions
BUT
Lowkey
What if the previous phrase was janky as fk
Then what
Put it together?
There’s only one English major here and I don’t see her around so until then we make the rules

I mean if that’s the context
Probably would make it not a sentence
Wouldn't change my mind though
Putting periods in chat when half the sentences are bogus
True.
Glad we agreed.
I feel like the period kinda works there lowkey
There's only one native speaker here. I was BORN into the rules.
I only know English 🤷♀️
.
Kind of.
I know vulgarities in finnish
That’s not a sentence why does it get a period
My grandmother probably should have taught me more than the bad things people can say in finnish
My mother taught me Italian cusses
top tier parenting
I didn’t bother to remember them though because I don’t cuss at people
Honestly that was one of the nicest things she did as a parent
lol I saw that Derek you can’t run from your past
Nightingale releases in EA the 20th this month omg
Then the 22th Last Epoch omg
It looks so clunky but that’s also months old content I was watching
What’s last epoch about
It was really clunky to play but I'm willing to look past it
Its an ARPG like Diablo about time travel!
i satisfy my arpg itches with poe
What’s poe
path of exile
I like a good game with different eras I’ll probably try epoch
Grim Dawn is my all time favorite ARPG and it will get another expansion which is absolutely insanity
I’ve heard path of exile a lot but I still know like nothing about it
Grim Dawn is unmatched
It's a lot to get into
I couldn't play POE because camera too close but POE 2 looks absolutely insane!
The fact they’re still developing it is wild
Yeah
Better than more talk about sentences tbh
Is Poe 2 happening soon?
So many games so little time
Nah, probably 2026 or something
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Geez I’m watching kipo and the age of the wonderbeasts and this show is getting wild
Absolutely bonkers
Started watching it for my kid but he has no interested after 2 episodes and I’m at the end of season 2 now
Why’d they have to do the monkey dirty 😭
I do love that it’s the first show I’ve seen with my all time favorite animal
The mighty tardigrade
Morning 😄
Meowning
What I need is project L
#mods-issues should be under the Misc tab.
I said that too 😄
a bird shat on my head this morning 😦
Oh wow!
was it an setting to hide the join code when pressing esc?
holy
Don't fall for this mental trap though
It won't be a bad day
i believe that join code is from the crossplay enabled thingy
ah bugger
Just use it to laff
And a topic of today to coworkers and exaggerate
Boom nice
its not a big deal, just enable crossplay and you get the code, it wont change your game
well i guess its too late to change that now lol.. thanks,
well it shows up if i would be streaming : P
its not? i dont think so?
though ppls wouldent have the server password
they still need a password
the crossplay code jsut lets you send the code to someone else and they use that to find the server, then use the pass to connect
i know you can just turn on crossplay in your save game list
or is it a dedicated server?
im just glad ostriches dont fly
Bazelguese theme starts playing with poops instead of blast scales
🫡
good morning everyone, hope you have a wonderful day today! 🌞
Sotf on that day also
where help?
Morning gjall.
Hmm, whats SOTF?
sons of the forest
Morning your honor 😄
🤔
Other soft things: pillows, rabbits, feathers and so much more.
hi
Soldiers of the fortune 😄
im back babies
Can you edit out one of the items/list there
Shall I remove rabbits?
you know which one

Bold of you to assume how the bees feel but yes!

I checked the hive! 😄
Thank you
OH YES!!!

eats breakfast.
oi @crimson inlet wanna help me test something?
but also for elevensies, lunch, tea, dinner and night snacks
Here!
You're not blues 😄
Reds.
well now I feel blue
@snow forge also works 🤔
I have 10 minutes
scroll top, click "channels & roles. find public tester role 🙂
Found it
Seems to work. :>
Morning cuties 🌸
Sooo, the newest DLC for Atomic Heart is TRIPPY
I guess I'm late
I'm on a mini work trip
But do what you want as long as you don't ban me
I want to keep the join date
There was one problem with it though, it removed all the channels (except the two new ones) and I had to find the "view all channels" tick box agian which can be rather confusing for people who haven't used the "browse channels" feature and know how to counetract its sillyness before.
can you also figure out how to gain public-tester role up in the Channels & Roles selection?
top left corner in the channel list
the soft forest, equipped with pillows everywhere for walking and sleeping on xD
yeah. it does that if you been in the server longer than the feature have been enabled 😅
Sounds like that pacific drive game smiffe is on about
Ez, I picked them all
I remove later
afk time
I have curated my channel list manually, the "browse channels" function just messes everything up. :p
Hide muted channels is a nice feature.
Oh we have a voice channel again.
FIRST TO VOICE
More channels now will make my channel list non-perfect - now it fits perfectly into the screen. :p
Ah well, time to catch a bus.
waves.
byeee be safe
why are all the voice chats Eikthyr's Alter
smh asatru joins me just to mute himself
Pancakes are not always for eating: https://youtu.be/uE_dSIumQ5Q?t=676
oh theyre being renamed as we speak nvm
Second in vc 😄
joining vc? couldnt be me
I am at school, can't tallk right now 😭
Morning Mon.
And it does some weird stuff over phone
whoops I shouldnt have yelled HIII then
our -mon's have gone 🥲
seems like it
Tbh i didnt hear you, as i said the phone does some weird stuff
apparently
I'll be the judge of that.
ooh you got a title!
Yes, still waiting for jury and executioner though.
Ask @drowsy imp, she played with my name this time.
join me ❤️
wow super secret dev club
rubbing it in our face
moves
ah yes, the Ithya herself
Queen of queens?
first rule of dev club
There is no dev club
suuuuureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

why are there rules of dev club when "there isnt a dev club"
Today is the year's first proper t-shirt day, this was a nice surprise when I got outside. I wish I had an outdoor job now.
how nice, here the ground's covered in snow
you basically live outdoors during festival season anyway no? xD
Here too, we had some snow in the night.
The dev club is named Bruno?
It's -8 but a warmer feeling -8 than the recent ~0 period.
We don't talk about Bruno...
Snowball fight!
no can do, ill be busy creating the perfect snowball, which is too perfect to throw
Had a day recently when an outdoor beer after work was very tempting but none of the places I walked by on the way home had any outdooor seating now. :(
"pull up an icicle"
Beercicle?
Get one of those fancy snowball maker scoops and go wild.
where's the soul in that?
if you left it unattended long enough xD
you forge the perfect snowball with your own bear hands else it's just artificial
True but for the snowballs that will be thrown it doesn't matter.
First make the perfect one to put on your mantelpiece and then go ham with the snowball scooper.
I made a snow kitty once
Snow penguin in front of a snow angel.
making small little snow critters is somethin i used to do
Snow kitty cold kitty little ball of ice?
I'd post a pic if I could
The Dalek version of that song is the best.
Soft Dalek
Warm Dalek
Little ball of hate
Happy Dalek
Sleepy Dalek
EXTERMINATE
Cold Kitty, wet Kitty, Brr Brr Brr.
Work time, take care!
this but in the theme of "In the night garden"
Sad pegster, buzzy pegster, little ball of stress?
Tired pegster, bored pegster, procrastinates?
Forgot to add the s. Still doesn't rhyme really well but its closer.
judge kamap, og kamap, his sleeping is a mess
typo kamap, edit kamap, forgot to add the s
Is it wrong that i first read the dalek in the dalek version as Derek? XD
you know what funny i already had f2a set up on discord before the hack purely because eve players are a pariniod lot
Where?
🤷♀️ we're not invited
doing some moderation with my moderators 😄
you're not suppose to be invited for this ❤️
Yeah, usually it's red almost always 👀
oh really? that's surprising
ofc you don't get to see that often on your own side of things 😄
I think anyway! Maybe? Now i'm doubting myself
I'm only away when I sleep
Yeah I gotta make my puppies have more puppies.....
.>
Irl puppies?
no, wolf
Freaking long day
its only 12
<Hanginthere.gif>
It's 3:35pm
My work ended 5 mins ago
I'm going back to office just to clock out
every extra minute until I leave is waste
🫡
I work 6AM-5PM all week 🫠
I can’t use soundboard anywhere 😔
Hey that's my favorite polemon
Oh, Shroomish
it's by design sadly.
to large discord to leave soundboards open
soundboards are horrible
work hours here are usually, 8 am to 1 pm and 2pm to 6 pm
come join vc
I usually work 9-5 (by Dolly Parton) but I’m doing overtime. Gonna get that cheddar 😅
The thing is
Every minute I'm late
Traffic gets worse
So being late is exponential
7-9 till 15-18
Or in Dereks new 2h days it would be: I can start between 3 days and a half to 4 days and a half and I can quit from 7 days and a half to 9 days.
Either use 12hr time or 24hr, not both!
anyways, how's everyone's day going?
Your missing a 4!
Pretty good, finally going home from school, can't wait to take a shower 😄
Can somebody explain how i should tame my 1 star wolf that is in a pit with a 0 star wolf
I have given them food
So does the 1 star despawn when it gets to day
stay near it but out of sight
Throw 2 stacks of meat, run away so they can calm down, sneak back so you can see them but they can't see you and sit down and wait.
Yes i know that
It shouldn't as long as the taming process has started.
Nope once fully tamed it will stay forever till it dies or gets out of its enclosure and finds something to chase.
It wont despawn if it started taming iirc
I built a big bunker type cabin, raised off the ground on stilts
Yea i have played valheim for 3 years now but i just recently read something about star wolfs despawning
I made a pen for the wolves to fall into so that I can then feed and tame them properly
Then I can sit in my cabin after I lure a wolf to me
I have a small pit with ceiling
1 and 2 star wolves will despawn when the day starts if they aren't being tamed.
And the ceiling has a 1mx1mhole where i can feed them from
Then i have walls and roof so i can afk in peace
What's the minimum agitation distance for taming? Like, how close can you be before the wolf starts to freak out?
Huh this game has been out for 3 years now 👀?
You can be right behind them if they can't spot you.
So if you are stealthy and there is like a wall between you and the wolf you can be next to the wall and not have the wolf freak out.
Okay they are tamed now tysm
Now for the hard part i have to ship them half across the map
Yes since: 2 februari 2021
Build a ramp over the boat, have them follow you up the ramp, push them on the boat.
Let them keep following you, if for any reason they do get of the boat they will keep swimming behind you, just have to stop from time to time to let them catch up.
You can also harpoon them and drag em with you, easier with a friend though.
Feels like only 2 years
When was the game first developed
My hunch is 2018 or even 2017
In 2017 the idea for Valheim was born and it had 1 person working on it, over the years the team grew to 13 if I'm not mistaken.
I think you'll find that the team grew from new people spawning into the server. 😛
Game launched in early access Feb 2:nd 2021
So Valheim turned 3 years old five days ago, a belated but happy birthday 🥳
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The cake is a lie
GLaDOS disapproves
ban him again
Someone understood 😌
Oh yeah, portal, such a niche game no one has ever heard of 👀
I'm glad the official Valheim Discord is back up and running
I mean it was only gone for about a day ^^
kind of, i mean it only had like one or two channels to chat in but it was operational
Fallout shelter chat 
Bring it back fr
Kinda lame taking it from us but keeping it for yourself
motion to make fallout shelter only accessible to non-mods/non-devs
all who agree say ay
Bold of you to think fallout shelters will be provided for non elites irl
Real ones remember
It was a horrible mess. It will NOT be missed.
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On a server he's admin of?
Isn't that just like... DMs?
Clearly
Power to the people
I’d probably just talk about how smiffe saved 37 old ladies from an acid spitting mega mole
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The dumbs may prove to be expensive coffins when the time comes
Ohhh, still a happy birthday to Valheim! Thanks to the team for all the passion that gets poured into it. :)
Is it the iron mace that is best against bone mass?
Unless you go out of your way to skip progression first, yes
I certainly dont think its worth it
bony monsters don't like blunt damage 🙂
Huh ok
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If you got spare iron, go for it!
Too late. Party is over
Thats a you problem 
Ok thanks
Who added "Ted" to my name 🤣 ??
I have a feeling who it was! 👀
Naughty.
Does one want ted removed?
Only one person here has the power AND is bored enough
It's this person that gave me
here #suggestion-discussion message

I did
you got ||smiffted||
I do!
You're not daredevil? 
Oh honey what happened
I kinda asked for that.
Quick, change your pfp and no one will know!
#FreeDerek
#RemoveNamePermsFromSmiffe
#HastagsAreEvil

don't make me
Elaborate?
Subject 🐝
Mr
you know my powers
Subiect 🐝
who didn't see that name change for weeks
You're also publicly showing your powers
Now the government is going to capture him to find out how his powers work through a series of very painful tests
Like all super people have to deal with in half of media
..what
Idk brain thought of name change as a super power
Brain made not great connection and worse explanation

Who is Ted
I'll do you one better, WHY is Ted?
Ted invented talking, and every year as per tradition, a national holiday takes place called Ted Talk.
Mullens Ted Talks are gold
I wonder if any parodies of Ted Talks involving Ted the bear are any good
There’s the one Ted talk where he just explains a Ted talk as he goes and its my favorite Ted talk
If they're anything like the films, probably not.
feels like Screenshots is veeeryyy down in the channels now
I don't know where you'd put it.
Hmm maybe in the Valheim tab?
But I guess its current spot makes the most sense.
Maybe swap ‘public test’ and ‘Valheim media’, then move screenshots above fan art. I’m just nitpicking though lol
It does feel like a looooooong way down
Fair enough 😂
And those are some of the coolest channels
No
Putting the cool channels way down forces people to check out the less cool ones. It's strategic placement 😂
I just mute the channels I'm not interested in. My list is very manageable.
Also, don’t forget you can ‘favorite’ channels now 🙂
OK I looked where is this magic button
It's right click on desktop.
Ty. Another case of didn't look hard enough.
new "discord" does alot of wierd hide channel things
hence if you click the new onboarding and click "see all channels" you get all of them
Does muting them hide them? Thought it was just for notifications D:
No, I didn't mean mute at all, but you can definitely hide them. Select 'Remove from Channel List'.
I'll just add favorites the ones I like
But then how do I add it back D:
There's a channel list tab at the top that you can always visit and re-add the ones you want to your list
On the same onboarding tab
Thanksies
Ayyyyyyy we got VCs back
I was first 😎
uh... so i clicked the different onboarding stuff and now i can't see staff channels?
You don’t need them anyway
unless the server is incredibly large && disorganized, you always hit show all channels...
Do you?
i selected the part about seeign all channels of the options
yeah i do. prevents those "why can't I see it" or "that channel doesn't exist" moments. I see too many wrong channel moments because people forget to do that, and it drives both me and that server's staff insane.
Well, I tend to remember what channels I've disabled.
intentional disabling is different.
things that people don't see because they were never enabled is a problem.
Well, I was talking about intentional disabling them, which is what I mistakenly thought you were too.
yeah, for organization purposes, intentional hiding of channels is absolutely a good idea, but when you have to mute people for attempting to post things that belong in ticket systems, it can get annoying when you see this several times a day.
People will post in the wrong channels whether they can see them or not, there's not a lot you can do about that.
unfortunately youre right... we've tried almost everything.
Have you tried not getting annoyed though
It's just another over-sight by Discord - what's new - where channels that aren't in categories when someone utilises onboarding, they'll most likely get hidden.
i would put it here, or at least move it above vc channels and PTB channels (also fits alphabetically, Media, Ptb, Voice)
Alphabetically is a terrible way to sort channels.
What happened to Ted ek
So question... returning Valheim player from Valheim plus days. But after talking to Bluefang support, Valheim Plus is no longer a thing?? Anyone know what can be used now for QOL changes and such going forward on a paid dedi server?
I was suggested with https://valheim.thunderstore.io/package/denikson/BepInExPack_Valheim/.
though not sure if that's acceptable orworth it?
There have always been a thousand and one better options. But the guys in #game-mod-discussion are better suited to helping you.
#mods-discussion specifically
Oh, yeah, it's changed, my bad. My app remembered the old name!
Good early morning guys 😄
Good time
too early, too early
.... Why do apps feel the need to unnecessarily change
Why did outlook have to change
It's a god damn email app It doesn't need to look good
they moved the bottom buttons to the left
Why?!?
If they don’t update they die
I'm not sure what company uses anything other than outlook to be frank
My work PC doesn't have any other email app
I feel like I’ve never seen outlook
Does Valheim have any default official servers that they run like Conan or are they all owned by players?
Run by players only
Okay thanks
Morning cutiepies
Oh how long did it take valheim to take back their server from hackers?
Couple days
not more than a few hours
Sup guys

hello
Wow the discord server is fixed from the last hacking incident
oh nice. broken GIF for once
rip embeds
I mean it was fixed in like a day 😄
permission fails?
nice, I muted the server ever since lol. My ears are still ringing from the incident
there it is
I can solve my own issues. I swear 😝
presses X to doubt
@tardy vale Welcome to the server, I see you're new!
lol.
howdy gjall.
moin everyone, have fun 🙂
I barge in and sentence everyone, kinda like judge Dredd.
I know one, sometimes he appears ^^
He's a wild one.
like odin in valheim, you see him again and again, but nobody knows exactly what he does 😄
What are you on about, we know what he does.
He posts gifs.
Thanks to palworld and enshrouded, you've shown me what short snacks are and why I love Valheim. Good luck Skull&bones, you all have no chance 😄
when germans translate their jokes into english, the result is often a flat joke like this.... i'm not annoyed about it anymore ^^
I love smiffe and like his style very much
I'm no German!
I love it as well, he's a fun guy to have around.
i personally love german humor
you are to kind, thank you.
das ist kein problem AND YES i know english only
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edit it again and swap the hand around
Jawohl?
you made me smile 🙂
@tough aspen Du bist ein bisschen sauer, mein Mon?
I do know a tad German, not much though.
agh can't do the geman letters on this keyboard but that's mean!
I'm just a helper, you have to do it, we know that (please leave me the hope) 😄
ß is alt+225, iirc.
I'm officially lost
lost in the chaos of the receding levels of comprehensible language
ß is an eszett. It's a double s with a z-ish sound.
Oh right since all previous text is gone
I'll say this again
One Cauld
Many Cauldron
learn german and you won't understand me either 😄
Thank you for your tine
If you put a cauldron over a fire it becomes a warmron.
Palheim or Valworld incl Pals ?
Walheim thank you
sounds german 😄
One German
Many Germen
thats why I realy like English language
Because of Germen?
a friend is still learning japanese today and says that it is sometimes easier than our language.
As long as you're not actively translating word by word
Non-Germannic/latin/romance languages are just weird.
we sometimes have 10 different endings for one word and then again for past... it's just complicated. Then there are articles for people, you and they etc
Languages with completely different grammar would have you learn how to express it rather than translate
As does Dutch.
If that makes sense
latin makes sense, not like that anymore
Sure, your nouns have to match for grammatical case, gender and number, and that depends on which declension your noun is from. How do you know? You just have to remember. Simple language.
german has few irregularities and merely four cases, i found it quite easy to learn compared to the slavic languages
Hiho Silver.
hiho ranger
The implications there are a little terrifying.
What are you implying?
Silver is the horse that gets ridden by the Lone Ranger... I'll leave it at that.
and still we aren't able to speak it properly ourselves
sneaking back in
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I see you.
Are you judging a Judge?
?
Too late
I’d already removed myself from the confusing channel
But now you summoned me back
Subject was being subjected to languages.
hope it wasn't something non-english 👀
Bully a man who can't defend himself!
Ha, that's actually what I did during my timeout too, made coffee ^^
Contemplated life... cried... drank..
I made tea thank you very much. I only make coffee if my wife asks for a cup of that vile concoction.
Slid into my dm's.
sounds like your wify is a person of culture 🤔
That's PRIVATE
Verily!
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what happens in DM, stays in DM
I only slid into your dms to fill my general chat withdrawals and also to explain why I can't reply to you 😭
It was fun as long as it lasted.
We will always have those 10 minutes of time out. And Paris.
10 minutes is child's play.
I like Paris, I dislike the French.
I have more respect for you now, Derek-chan. Dunno how you did it.
He was a bad boy.
I mean survived.
What is going on!
Did some get a timeout?
some people triggered auto-mod 👀
hello hi
Yes, 10 minutes for saying yes in German.
Wow, that is brutal
10 minutes for saying "sweet" in German
Good day for fishing aint it, huha.
lol


