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I'm not backing up 20tb, but I think I'm around 3tb maybe?
I could probably be more selective about excluding stuff but that feels weird
the only thing I don't back up here is my local "media". Everything else makes it way up to crashplan eventually.
Raccoon memes are my number 1 on the disaster list
I know you're anxious to finish your thesis and all, but you may want to check with your advisor...

ai
+slow mo
I can never tell.. is that euro middle class or upper?
i discovered a flaw in my HA/Konnected alarm system in my workshop... a car hit a local pole and knocked out the internet to my house... i couldn't get into my workshop without setting the alarm off, as my phone was set to the internet-sided instance of HA, and i could not remember the IP of the LAN-sided instance... it was almost amusing. all this technology, and because the internet dropped out, i was prevented from getting into my workshop 🤣
(not a support request, just an amusement at my misfortune 🤪 )
I had something similar once when I changed the ip for my HA instance and then forgot that I changed the IP and was [this] close to completely rebuilding HA because I thought the machine it was on died. When I told my friend about it, he "kindly" reminded me that DNS is still a thing in 2024. lol
Hmmm, didn't think about the DNS name... 🤣
Loooo
Upper
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I like how he pronounces "bald eagle" a little too much like "boiled eagle"
can't wait till ai takes over completely https://youtube.com/shorts/VHEB053ANRs?si=XQ7lFtCNiC8li6lu
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how else is he gonna watch himself sun bathing on the porch in nothing but his undies on the coldest days of the year via his phone?
I'm too European to understand what an inch is
anyone seen these or used them? https://www.lifx.com/products/lifx-color-clean-edition-1pk
too expensive
currently on special at jb-hifi (an australian retailer): $39 AUD
it cleans though
not sure what to think about it, highly skeptical
I don't think it will do your dishes
It will however clean your bank account from left over funds
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I just read "This bulb can help illuminate up to 90% of S. Aureus and E. Coli..."
Impressive for a bulb to help illuminate something 
Maybe I'll just get some so I don't have to have non cleaning bulbs, like a pleb
UV everything! 
It sounds a lot like snake oil fixing non issues at best
I love some snake oil
I have the ones from the other end of the spectrum
940nm IR lights to help out your security cameras at night
The near-UV one would be a good light source for a post-curing box for resin 3d printing though
405nm is exactly the right wavelength for that
We all know that if you don't use proper UV lamps that make you go blind, it's not a crypto party
kills all the good bacteria keeping you safe from the bad bacteria this light doesn't kill lol
47K 1W 5%, 330K 1W 5%, 10 Ohm 1/2W 1%. All of them are metal film types.
Thank you !
One of the biggest doubts for me is that some are barely marked
And like this
My home assistant yellow is not powering on or not showing any sign of life does anyone know who to fix this?
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They are actually very clearly marked. Get a multimeter with a resistance range if you want to double check.
There are a couple of tricks that make reading them easier, usually you just need to look for the closer to the end stripe to start or you got a gold/silver one on there
Also if they are dirty you can clean them
phun intended^^
I hate writing my thesis
Why can't this just be a project with some reasonable documentation and that's it
Words hate me and I hate words
Zzzzz thesis
That's what I mean
I wrote this, why on earth would I want to acknowledge that in ink?
Thesis is the documentation
Not really, the documentation is just part of the thesis but it also contains the boring stuff. Like telling people what's going on and making crazy assumptions at the end
That part is just as important as the code itself, without context code is just code
Its mostly just words no one will read anyway
At least I dont when I read other papers
yea. Important parts of a thesis:
Abstract, Ruther Work, potentially conclusion
everything else is for grading only
You would still need methods and results for someone else to replicate whatever you did
in cs thats rather rarely needed to do
more often than not it yields no meaning in its specifics besides being a reference on the viability of an approach
Depends what you do I guess
I technically don't even have to hand in a thesis, just a 12 page IEEE format paper
If latex wouldnt be this complicated I probably would have a better time
Try TikZ
no thanks i like my graphics be jpg 
Yea, it's in the code 🙂
Why would you prefer jpg over vectorized..?
there arent that many pictures of vectorized cats on the internet
even less for raccons
carry on then
Cats are inherently curved
Cats are liquid
"'I've got fleas, but I don't have tics" 🤣
#tourettes #uberdriver #passenger #funny #jennauberstories
cats are liquid, as by definition they fill their surroundings 😉
and black cats love to use "The Void" as their own... though not so much in that picture...
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did we figure out where sudo sends those reports to yet?
/var/log/auth.log
Grumpy raccoon
He managed to turn the water into coke tho
~~canjot use the w word else we summon qf
~~
Looks like wine with a water chaser
He said the w word! 

You have to say it three times in the mirror, silly. Everyone knows that
pfsense question... i can't get my NAT port forwards to forward... they just forward my http port to pfsense, rather than the IP to forward it to...
noone here knows pfsense, i take it?
Are you trying this from inside your LAN?
yes
I haven't used pfsense for a while, but you need something called "NAT loopback" or "hairpinning" or something like that. Google is your friend, I guess.
Or better yet, you can set up the DNS... resolver (I think it was called) to forward connections inside your network going to your outside url directly to your preferred target.
It may be called "NAT reflection" in pfsense
ok, thanks. i will look that up
odd, it started working, with me changing nothing.... 🤣
expect that it may just stop working, with you changing nothing 🙂
or...maybe not
i think i rushed it before, and pfsense was still configuring/reloading, or something. but i have HA back up, allong with my website 🙂
So this is definitely off-topic, but does anyone in the US have a recommendation for non-owner car insurance? There's a good chance my wife and I will be selling our car, but we'll need to rent a car from time to time.
We currently have Geico, and they've quoted us $330/yr for $250K/$500K/$100K which seems decent but it's annoying to get quotes for non-owner policies because it seems you have to call everywhere instead of being able to do it online
a little disconcerting, viewing the Suricata alert logs on PFsense... maybe i was better off not looking at them 🤔 🤪
I had mine through Geico as well and I think it was around the same price, maybe a bit cheaper. IIRC, Progressive (last time I checked about a year ago(?)) was around $500/year. I hate to suggest it, but if you want just cheap insurance to satisfy local laws, The General has always been SUPER cheap... good luck getting them to settle a claim though.
Ah good to know, thanks. We're pretty risk-averse so we definitely want to have good coverage amounts
Yeah, then avoid the General... I still think Geico is the cheapest. At least they are for my standard coverage. Progressive, they were def up there.
so... how do i get a ranking here? or do i actually have to be helpful in some way? 😉
post at least 1000 raccoons in #the-water-cooler
lol I posted a trash panda video once... seems that checks out.
I suggest waiting for the site revamp that Missy is working on
hmmmm
Anyone using this yet? https://github.com/th3jesta/ha-lcars
Have a friend who’s a huge Star Trek nerd asking for something like this but I’m curious if anyone here has tested it out.
LCARS, didn't know it was available😍
Now you have me curious...
I think I've seen the dev's work before... Grabbing it now to see how good it is
Dec 8, 2022 - super new 
I'm loving HA's restart speed... blows me awayy every time.
lol the latest update is 2 months ago!
bdraco is a magician.
A super hero magician.
Hmm would this make him Dr Strange???
LMAO
Ok, a little better after clearing my cache:
But I think I would have to go and modify most of my already modified Mushroom cards.
Right? It's kinda like "ok, I could get used to it"
lol
Until I realized that I hadn't heard the vacuum going today... lol
bad vacuum, send it to the brig! 😉
I gotta find the damn thing first lol
So @lone dagger the LCARS theme? Kinda cool if you don't have a ton of already modded cards.
alarm buttons are a little hard to read in most of the LCARS themes...
i like LCARS Picard 1 best
Missy has left the building 😉
Haha I haven’t! Not fully at least.

Ideal huh? Ideal country maybe?
Less, Cluu. (2024, April 29). My hallucinations . Whereville; somewhere in.
That crust, is that picture from 1973?
ha
don't be jealous of my coax goodness
Nicely restored picture 👌
Yep me, jealous, ok then. 🍷😜
You got a stash of greek wine or what?
@tidal bronzeHow's that county wide Godzilla crime alarm working out for you? I see they must have given the all clear for you to come out of your panic room and join us in discord lol
We've now reached the point in the recipe where you cover the head so it doesn't overcook
Leave the panic room as in leave Los Angeles?
pretty much everyone's reaction when seeing LA these days. https://youtu.be/xBkGbMlXw0M?si=ora3j8hgQJXIsaJ9&t=28
You really need to switch from kumquat to loquat. This should fix that lingering bitterness 🤣
if I want something that taste like an orange I just get an orange from the only place that knows how to grow them here in the states... florida lol
don't think your state will be able to keep itself together long enough lol
only so much you can do about earthquakes
Nothing will change in your lifetime. Sorry bud.
Want sone loquat?
I wouldn't be so sure about that.. rather natural or human caused.. your state will do something before I die lol
Nopes.
Cries of societal decay have always been louder than any real societal decay.
sounds like famous last words
ball bearings also are some sort of paint balls
Pepper balls are good for the kitchen. Remote spicing up
Anyone familiar with AutoHotkey here? I'll pay someone to help me setup some scripts (very simple that is)
I've written some simple shortcuts to commonly used phrases.
:pop:
To be specific, I want to get a key, lets say arrow right, to click a certain point on my screen
Then same for a couple others
No idea sorry.
what a PITA PFsense is turning into... now my proxmox server with my website and HA install refuses to show up on the network...
it is not obtaining an IP from DHCP for some reason...
sounds like a typo
but where would it be?
probably where you last messed with
this is something that happened overnight, while i was sleeping. it was all working yesterday...
yes it is running, and everything i have looked at for configs looks correct
Do the logs show it handing out leases?
i see a bunch like this:
WARN [kea-dhcp4.alloc-engine.0x2a170338ad00] ALLOC_ENGINE_V4_ALLOC_FAIL [hwtype=1 44:a8:42:08:32:4c], cid=[01:44:a8:42:08:32:4c], tid=0xdd3236e: failed to allocate an IPv4 address after 100 attempt(s) ```
That doesn't look good 😉
nope
Exhausted pool
only 16% of 100 is used...
does any of you guys use truenas? it seems they have an rsync backup function but i see no tools to revert or inspect to such backup
or are there external tools that do this
it seems weird to me that there aint an in built tool for this
it seems weird to me that my DHCP is exhausted, when only 16 of 100 are used
i hope not...
on the server local console, it says it has an IP, but it is the old IP (from before pfsense). i have even rebooted the server twice
ok.. so you set it static?
it is set static dhcp, yes
and you checked leases in pfsense to make sure nothing else is using that same ip?
i've had instances where that has happened when I set a machine with a static ip
says the IP is down, so i assume nothing took it
if you show a lease with that ip in pfense, clear it
no lease, just the static assignment showing a down arrow
that arrow dosen't really mean shit. I run opnsense that has a plug icon instead of an arrow and I see machines showing as down when they are infact up so don't put a lot of faith in that
ok
I would still clear that entry

clear it, reboot the server and see what happens
it should fetch a new ip
and at that point you can reassign it
i will try it...
does 5ghz interfere with zigbee?
won't let me delete it
thats weird lol
this is an entry you set static in pfsense?
you said right above so assumed that was the case
i can edit it, but no option to delete it
change its ip, reboot the server.
sounds like you got something else going on tho.. noway you shouldn't be able to not delete an entry
i changed the ip, but see, no option to delete
going down to basement to reboot again... brb
gross they are using chatgpt for fast food drive through ordering
nope, it didn't take the static lease 😦
the server still shows the same ip?
and you are sure you didn't set it static on the server itself?
it said DHCP when i set it on the server
i can ping 192.168.1.8, but no responce to any services
something very strange is going on here...
yea. that dosen't sound right at all
seriously thinking of ditching pfsense and going back to my linksys router...
kind of partial to asus routers these days
but my opnsense still works good enough so far
i can try a re-install of pfsense and see if a fresh start solves anything
I would plug the server into a diff router if you have one just to make sure it is 100% a pfense issue
i don't have another router available. the linksys is in bridge mode as a AP
got a laptop with a eth jack? regardless if it's windows or linux you can atleast make sure the server will take an assignment
it did yesterday...
you can look up how to clear the static mapping file for pfense. can always give that a go
i redid pfsense, fresh start
I think I would be finding broken things for months if I wiped my pfSense config and tried to set it up again from scratch
right now i am trying to kill pfsense and return my linksys back to normal, but it is not working right...
they need add the ability to do a backup and upon reinstall of a software using the backup and the install fixes the stuff that is broken. some things actually have that. so nice
it has config backup, but i think it was too far gone
<quickly makes a pfSense backup 🙂 >
lulz
Did someone say layer 8
there, the crap pfsense install is dead, and my router restored... at least i am back where i started, sorta
now time for lunch...
now you can finally download your lunch
PSA: fancy looking usbc cables heavily tend to not work
did they switch from American to Japanese sizes?
the year proxmox released 
Omg this is the best news
If you put on freaky quiplash on the TV I'm fucking leaving
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HA just paid for itself...
homeassistant v1.0 
mine all work and are extra fancy. you do need to pay attention cause a lot of them are power only, no data
I've had electronics which would fail under load because of how shitty the USB cables from alixpress were
those were very fancy
thats a different level of fancy
copper fibre cables
im talkling about the ones you get for $10 on amazon. they have all be pretty good
power only is officially not even allowed per spec
you mean you don't have power only USB cables for travel? how promiscuous of you
I charge my battery packs
Then charge my devices
Remember kids if you have sex with your doppelganger, kill them before they kill you

backs out slowly toward the exit

no fluffy nooo
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lacks trash bins
Those have yet to be added
perfection
Needs a mirror too so you can shave while on the loo.
thats one of those new all in one wet rooms right?
But I love my fur!
it looks exactly like the bathroom on a small sailboat
minus the actual tub
but add sink
In Tokyo I had a hotel with a one piece bathroom. Toilet, mirror and sink attached to the bath. That's why I thought of the mirror, because the only way I could shave there was sitting on the toilet.
I assumed you were making a "shower, shit and shave" meme, just asserting we should do all three at once
Least weird linked in update
Cute
I like the up-close sniffing :). Cats are portable noses

Funny you should say toilet, I already have a raccoon in my toilet
@primal laurel
Yes, this actually a sticker I bought 🤣
it's beautiful
Apparently
Whatsapp is now shilling Mercedes by replacing the race car emoji by one themes like mercedes one
hello
2.5 content
I mean yes, it's not a measurement, but would it be worth it
I dont know what you mean by 'buying a 50+FPS'
I love how DHL tries to sell you a "savings set" where the saving is ~1.5%
Hwat
Well yes that reduces shipping costs from 6.99 to 6,88
But you need to buy 10 or something
movies are still 24FPS so... pointless I guess?
Yes that's the thing I didn't know
Like I knew it was low, but if it was still the case
Isn't any tv by now 60hz?
I mean, I got a question from a friend and someone is trying to upsell to 100Hz
Even if you aren't watching content with high framerates usually that leads to less smeary images
Probably not a huge deal on OLED and friends
Eh it's pretty reasonable for a tv these days
That's about what the sales price for Samsung/Philips is on that size
you're not going to find oled with anything less than 120
also, 120/24 = 5... but 60/24 = 2.5
It's pretty easy these days to waste money on a tv
shitty smart TV OS with ads
I do love Eurosport, you can use this as a great benchmark with how many ad overlays they try to load. That's usually where ours soft locks and you need to pull the plug to get back control
I paid €1.8k for my 77" OLED
Is nice
Was 50% off
Also, I have never seen an ad on any smart tv I've owned
But we don't use linear tv nor the apps on the TV's
Just the smart features
there are ads in android TV and LG web OS, I dont know about others
Yeah, never seen, I've had mostly WebOS
WeebOS
sorry I meant tizen OS for samsung TV's, my parents have that. Ads all over the place
オンギpls
webos 5.x is fine, its 6.x which has ads you can't block I believe
I have WebOS 22
Good thing about being part of the generation that I am, I know a lot of the people who control the internet infrastructure in Norway, so I just sent a request to two friends to request a third party to give me my own non consumer FTTH line in my new house

what makes a ffth a consumer line?
The consumer service provider on top, which for a lot of the Norwegian local FTTH deliveries is Altibox
Which cgnats you by default
And bundles you with tv
Maybe I should peer directly with the FIXO too
I can get 8Gb/s symmetric here. But I have no clue how I could ever use that
i have my own ipv4 since 2015. I never requested it, I asked once if this is normal and they said my line should roam. but it never does
that kinda sounds like a disadvantage
in some situations yes. I route a lot over vpn because of that
I used to have 8 IPv4 and a /56
Currently have 1 and no IPv6, so I would like to up that
1G symmetrical has been the norm for close to 5 years now, can get 10g symmetrical
I have 6, 4 of them are at oracle 😂
Best robot mower for around 1000 sqm? Affordable, available in EU and wifi enabled if possible are my requirements.
Which options do you guys have?
Lots of options. Its more what people have and pros and cons you learned after a while with each.
I'm getting two this summer probably, one for me one for my mother in law
Going for gps at least
And preferably something I can flash to do mqtt
sounds like a waste. you get like what? 1 day a year of grass?
Hey hey, we get at least three
Reminder! It's release day which means release stream! It's starting in just an hour.
Link for the stream is in the Events section, but also here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POXZWxMenx4
i will totally join late and ask weird questions about stuff that has been explained
How far away is your MIL? If it’s really smart, you should only need one.
there's one for the starwars intro as well somewhere
Currently 1100km by bird, soon 4km by bird
I will try to do it on the least busy days. :3
Looks like, based on server data from the beginning of the year to today, Sundays are the quietest days.
Heh, living in UTC+12 wins again. You'll be doing the maintenance on my Monday morning which is usually my busiest time of the week at work, so I'll probably not even notice.
What is this "sleep" thing you speak of???
Oh you missed how much of an old lady I am, didn't you.

I am asleep by 10pm.
lmao, I'm SUPPOSED to be asleep by then... chances of that happening? Usually 0%... lol
wait.. age has something to do with sleep schedule? I must not have gotten that memo lol
wow folder watcher finally made it to ui
i actually use that
ruh roh, changes to imap.. you guys gonna break my farm camera fetch again lol
Genius name for a package lol
Hi!
I think we're legally required to call it Multi-level marketing now 🙂
looks like something that would make atx jealous. https://youtu.be/-b3t37SIyBs?si=coGK3zyctVkWR1nx
I have a small homelab in my basement. Bits bits bytes bytes you know.
The real treat is that I will just ban everyone and have a private server to myself.
Seems logical

Also, when everythign is back, if the only posts in every channel isn't this, I'll be super disappointed.
It will more likely be a raccoon
Hey everyone! I’m new to this discord. I have kind of an off-topic question (although my household uses and loves Home Assistant. We’ve been building automations for our Lutron light switches as well as our window and door sensors. And I’m waiting on our Everything Presence One sensors to arrive and we’re going to play with presence sensor automations!):
We have a Unifi home network (UDM pro and APs) and we’ve been having really bad issues with the WiFi in our house. We’ve played around with settings and have been troubleshooting for months and haven’t seen any improvement. Ideally what I’d love is to find someone who really knows this stuff and pay them to (in-person or virtually) consult and help us fix the WiFi in our house. Where would I go about finding someone like that?
have you tried looking local? Network consultants, specialist lots of names for the same type of work. Businesses that run wire or even some that do repair work will have at least a contact for one.
any local hackerspace will have networking nerds
Or, maybe the Ubituiti Discord: https://discord.gg/ui
Thanks all!! Great ideas and suggestions. I’ll keep looking locally and you’ve given me some helpful direction.
And I’ll probably join that discord too! Thanks!
The raccoons will always be there, in the shadows
I’m not a boomer but as an elderly millennial I feel like one as it pertains to this network stuff. What is a hackerspace? lol
just a place where people do tech stuff together, have a workshop, tools etc
Didn't you know? Anyone over 30 is a Boomer according to Gen Z.
Oh well that's because the trash pandas are welcomed.
there are a lot of raccoons in germany
Maybe 1 less soon....
You are a good person
the more filament the better i always say
@tidal bronze it's tornado season.. wanna come get your dorothy on?
@lone dagger these new roles you are talking about... I assume you will just add "Queen Raccoon" to me automatically? Right?
or Filament
😦
Well, @red rock is getting a Clown role which will not only have a clown role icon but will mute him so we can talk all the shit and he can't do anything about it.
Wonderful!
Can you please stop pinging me. I am trying to work on my thesis.
I just choked on my corndog lmao.
i'll leave that one alone

I know right
ok boomer
I'm elder millennial. I absolutely understand why people just approaching their 20s on average see someone almost 40 as a boomer.
get off my lawn!
not called Over the Hill for nothing
my mom was old at that age.
I am the age my mom was when I started dating my husband. That was a little surreal to reach.
a 40 year old in 1950 is a lot different than one today. 40 today is just an overgrown child most of the time
hehe
I hope to finally own a home when I am 40
I am going to fork it
exercise and right diet.. sure you can delay the inevitable lol
HEY! I resemble that remark!!! lol (>40, but I have the mental age off a teenager, a very young teenager)
you need 6 figure income (top 2-3%) to afford a tiny home.
One thing that is different between now and back then is smoking was WAY more common. And smoking ages the hell out of you.
Now we all look young thanks to less smoking but also all the microplastics we consume!
thats genes
smoking. people still do that?
I am always surprised to find that some people do.
And I am an ex-smoker!
dental work is actually one of the biggest things. in the 50s you tool all your teeth out at 40 and your jaw shrinks. now we get implants and keep most of our teeth
I actually didn't think of that!
dramatically changes how "old" a person seems to be. cause your benchmark of an old person is with no teeth
just for them to fall out again in another 30 years
but the next gen will have a different way to differentiate
Yup. No brains. Fried by designer drugs.
the difference will be one owns a house. one spent all their money on an espresso machine
And holidays. But even if you don't, houses are unattainable in NL. Way overpriced and strict rules or mortgage.
speaking of. tiny hosue kitchen. whee. gonna start framing next week i hope. i need to get a few more supplies.
youhavenofish, but youhavehouse. Looks nice. Congrats!
hope it turns out. i need it because my main house is going to have the floor removed and i cant live it in for weeks at a time whiles thats happening. so im just gonna live in the teeny house.
I guess 'I'm gonna build a house to live in while my other house is being renovated' is a thing
kinda yeah. granted this was already there. im just adding on a useful kitchen
Excuse me, designer drugs don’t age discriminate. 

No, but young brains are different. Mine are conserved and aged in alcohol.
Man HomeAssistant is so magical to me. I keep adding sensors, devices, smart home thingys and so on, and the more I add, the more I fall in love with everything HA has to offer. Its such a great piece of software 🙂
'Fermented', if you will...
Another xz like discovery? 😰
Source: https://sqlite.org/forum/forumpost/837fcd8489
Please always share this.
It's less fun like that
People in hangouts 👀
should I go in and fart?
Interesting... 🤔
they doing video.. might see more of me farting into the mic than they might like...
what the heck is the heat map used for on ubiquiti cameras?
To show where the detections are happening. Mostly used when figuring out where to place the camera.
interesting
Tells you where the hot spots are. Only you can prevent forest fires!
@last cedar did you join the FBI? https://www.reddit.com/r/Awww/comments/1cjabwl/next_mission_impossible/
that cat is really sick of your games
But can he haz cheezburger
Fat chonky cat not allowed cheeseburger
Blehhh :p
I upload silly cat videos
#memes #meme #cat #cats #tiktok
They rejected me, but I am on an elite parkour team now
Guess I'll have to move to the text channels
I didn't know you were in the neonatal discord too, we should meet up
O_o
Not interested. Got crab or lobster?
Depending on how big the tornado is, they might well have one of those 😄
That's not a very raccoon looking raccoon
oke. fixed all the stuff i could after a inet dc last night. went terrible lots of stuff that should work didnt.
That just sounds like cloud nonsense
Unless your internal DNS also went down, and you rely on DNS services
Just like other peoples underwear I prefer not touching their computers either
since when did vikings wear underwear?
Hi, what would be the correct channel to ask for a recommendation for smart plugs with power metering?
#hardware-archived or if you have a preferred protocol, potentially #zigbee-archived/#zwave-archived/#matter-archived
I hope it replaces the programming non-programmers have to do
I doubt it'll replace programmers. But it will change the industry heavily
I look forward to it replacing all the sysadmins. Because we all know no one respects them anyway.
damn, missy trying to start a war in here
and then you will have MBA's contributing AI written code, that will surely end well

@potent arch will back me up here.
I should try to get Gemini/Cloud Coding to generate my k8s resource files for me
I'm in Security now, so who needs syadmins
IME, security people if they actually want to implement any measure 😂
Who needs all of that? The internet and computers are just a passing trend.
Typewriters are for eternity
It's the word I use when my daughter asks me if we can do anything that involves me going outside
says he was travelling.
counts literally three "border states" to UK.
ok bro
lol, go2rtc is watching you
Starting Nmap 7.80 ( https://nmap.org ) at 2024-05-05 07:20 CEST
Nmap scan report for 192.168.5.1
Host is up (0.0015s latency).
PORT STATE SERVICE
1984/tcp open bigbrother
Show me the border between Germany and the UK D:
Like a giant moat
I like the concept of casaos but its crap with docker container management
Sounds like UI nonsense
we need to just skip to implants https://youtube.com/shorts/90AeypnHyWg?si=55RWErZ4YBKIu3gD
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Foll...
fish pls
ugh my backyard camera is next to my radon mitigation pipe so there is noway to hear any faint sounds from recordings without the fan noise drowning it out
I have a camera that is right above my AC air handler. All sound is drowned out by that thing. I feel your pain. lol
lol yea that would suck
Move the camera
Weird question, but do you think Krisp.ai could help with that?
I dunno if it’d work on these devices but it was the first thing I thought of lol.
Pack of crisps please love
Sunday shitposting for you:
Oh oh oh the WinAdmins server counting channel is getting spicy! Not often we get so close to the 1000 cap. 
/random
Counting is a thing???
I love counting channels, but dunno how one would work here.
Or rather, how WELL one would work here.
Excuse me wtf
I’m sorry, what is confusing? 
I do enough maths for my day job... lol I def don't want to do it because I'm being quasi-social
(unless there's alcohol involved... but then I won't be able to count past 10, prolly)
I mostly just count petaflops and nodes
I let HA count for me... that's true, 100% automation right there hahaha
Ha ha ha
I mean, all you need to know is the next number. 🤣
You're expecting a lot out of me here... lmao
Fair. You’re a Padawan, though, I should expect more.
@lone dagger THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU. I've disliked this discord server for many years. Make it great again!
IMO. You can't screw it up any more than it is. 😄
There’s a bot in that channel that controls a few things. No one can count twice in a row, getting the number wrong 3 times resets the count back 10 numbers, and win you hit the random number it selects for winning, you get a special role. I really enjoy it.
“Again” insinuates it was great before. 
🤣
It was, once upon a time.
That's petro's fault... I came back as a "normie". He did this to me. hahaha
Sure hope @fathom sparrow has been able to move his install to a sane install that isn't butchered haos
It was good around time it went from matrix to discord. Then all kinds of changes happened sometime after and it went to shit.
bwahahaha... you haven't seen mine... granted, I'm still refusing to ever go to HAOS, but to say mine isn't "butchered" would be incorrect
I would never do anything as stupid as run haos, but the abomination that he is running should have had a built in kill itself code
Indeed. Glad to see the change.
WE WERE 4 COUNTS AWAY FROM THE CAP
😂
Mac now, but I worked at Microsoft helping these idiots (affectionate).
Now I help them with HA stuff. 😂
The sysadmin community is not much different than this one.
@tidal bronze you see vasiley around anywhere anymore?
He hasn't been around in so long I'm pretty sure he has passed
I jumped from Windows as soon as I could because a managed device isn’t that horrible on windows 11, but consumer windows??? It’s awful.
I still have to use a Windows VM for my MSSQL admin stuff... sooooo annoying.
I have one windows vm still for visio
Ugh... I haven't touched Visio in forever... we had a PM that was all about using Microsoft Project... this was LAST FREAKING YEAR... My whole team was like "WHY?!"
not sure how you would even implement that between the camera and the nvr
i'll just put at your place so I can stream it to youtube
That’s honestly what I figured. It’d probably work if you had a server that could constantly run it and have it assigned to the camera’s mic but I think that would make it super complicated. If possible at all.
shame cctv cameras didn't come standard with an external mic jack
Oh they did.
Built-in was not an option 😆
Mic preamp with break out for external mic was the norm.
was being the keyword.. don't see that on too many cameras these days
I believe highend PTZ still got that option and almost all financial applications
yea just what I need on the outside of my house across the street from a grade school is a high end ptz camera...
wonder what he could be using that 32x zoom for...

pretty much the reaction I would expect from every parent in line to pick up thier kids from school who glance over and see that camera that was only there to provide an external mic lol
Strange people, middle earth, oh well.
not all of us can live in a high security gated prison
i had thought about getting one of those fancy ptz cameras for the farm tho.. but it would have to have real night vision to be worth it
Cattle partying hard down there?
I would stream it to youtube.. people like watching that stuff
would have @last cedar tune in to some parts involving her family lol
A neighbor across the alley put a camera in their back window aiming at the alley after they kicked out a roommate.
it's near impossible to not get the street or even other people's yards etc in view of cameras but there is a big diffrence between aiming the camera at like someone's window or a school than just being in view
lady across the street came over one time and asked if my cameras caught a car that was stalking her one night but with the exception of my doorbell camera which can only point straight out my other cameras I went to great care to try and not capture anything outside my yard
Most others don’t. Most others are like FUCK YEAH I CAN BE A NOSY NANCY.
Hard to believe, you worry about all the other states than your own....so....
it was a coworker she dated.. not exactly some high profile stalker case lol
least she didn't have to worry about someone breaking in and doing some xmas shopping...
Hmmm, the 1st nvme to go bad. Interesting. It's always on a weekend. 🤣
prob from all those crap food recipes and pictures you keep forcing it to choke down.. it finally had enough
🤣
Might be. Cache on my primary synology. Not critical
don't see our caves on youtube very often
It was weird. And fun.
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My camera, as of February 2022 (af...
that is only a few mins from me
I would accept no less than a 24/7 live stream
You should see some of the IR cannons on them, good for like 120 meters
Hikvision or Dahua or such
Axis if you are felling flush
it would have to be one of those heat night cameras where warm bodies showed up as white in order to really see anything at the distance it would need lol
Thermal then. What level of detail are you wanting? You can "identify" the heat signature of a vehicle from 4km with some of the axis ones, but you won't know what sort of vechicle. People at about 600 meters
Absolutely awesome, you are very lucky!
i need cameras to watch the bastard squirrels so they dont steal my peaches and corn
I wouldn't care about vehicles.. but not spending 6k on a camera to be able to watch racoons fend for thier lives either lol
i have a nice fairly HD network camera watching my driveway and such. sure, i can count the feathers on a ducks a$$ in the next yard, but that is not what they are used for... besides, once the leaves on the trees grow back, my visibility drops t just my yard anyway... it is not to be a nosy nancy, i just like to see who is driving in my driveway...
Lmaoooo
Rude squirrels.
they ate all mah punkins too!
they like the corn i put out to feed the deer too
I made a vomiting jack-o’-lantern last year and they ate most of its vomit.
lol
I have a PoE question. I have a point to point wifi Ethernet bridge. I'm wond ring if there is anything sp cial to POE or could I just splice a 12v battery into the power lines of an Ethernet cable to "inject" the power into one of the units. I'm trying to power it on solar and I have lots of solar stuff already but the PoE stuff capable of taking 12v seems pricy for what it is.
What if I add a 12v to 48v boost converter. I should have one of those in a box too
some bridges use a 24V PoE, but you are better to buy a injector made for that use, and use the voltage the device requires
Definitely better but if there is not communication necessary it seems like i can rig something up. I might buy something but 50$ seems high for something that is just a voltage booster. The other options are all around 100$
if you are using a PTP wireless ethernet bridge, communication is necessary, otherwise, why even bother?
Well I will have Ethernet on the sending side. But all in want on the receiving side is a router or extender. I don't mind it communicating with that..I just meant communication as part of the PoE injection like how USB PD negotiates
Since voltages vari d in wondered if PoE also has a negotiation
IIRC, PoE is raw power, but splicing into a network cable will degrade the communication
Okay. I might just buy the proper injector but wa shopping to save space, and also thinking about wanting to add wifi camera to trees using a custom enclosure with 18650s and one of those solar panels for the USB powered battery cameras.
I have a few of those too from shitty Wyze cameras I want to replace.
Basically I am wondering how cheaply incant battery power a PoE device
But that gives me something to Google.
as long as the source is well regulated power, i don't think there is any negotiation
Thanks. I might have finally found a cheap injector solving the issue. Most of them seem AC powered but found one that seems DC
@forest edge Connecticut lobster and Dungeness crab roll. Your favorite 😀
We are worth it
There are some hybrid cameras with thermal overlay, Dahua make some, were about 400 euro
@last cedar I wish you were here about 2 weeks ago. Had to say bye to a family of 6. Animal control took them away.
Do you have any idea how long it took her to swim from Sweden to LA?
I don't mind lobster or crab but you over pay for that shit lol
So tubes don't help?
You get 1 chance, and a short one at that at this thing called life. Who got time to measure over/under? 🤣
there's always time to not donate to the unneedy
Still too much unnecessary thinking.
use it or lose it
In 100 years, all those pennies saved really doesn't matter. Total strangers would be enjoying that shit. So eat that lobster 🦞 now.
oh I do.. I just don't over pay for it lol
rather those pennies go toward others things
you just keep aiding those inflated prices that hurt the poor and feel good about it lol
Sadly you "over pay" for that stuff anyways. It's a long ride from the seas to middle earth.
The poor are eating expensive lobster?
they might if it weren't for..
Same pack of Costco Dungeness is +30$ in KS. Middle earth issues.
thank goodness we can live without seafood daily here huh lol
Living without seafood, living?
not for fish
So 365 turf, no surf eh?
I get shrimp pasta time from time
about as much seafood as I need
you are probably so loaded up in iron an mri would kill you lol
MRIs make my body feel weird, but I find the noise they make oddly comforting.
i could never sit still enough to do one
That's a first.
Noise comforting?
You from 80's Detroit?
Blood panels disagree with you. Sliders are all in the middle.
pretty sure californians have a seperate chart lol
Wow rude come at him with data.
What a goddess. 🤩
do they have a test for microplastics now? not heard of one
Come on now. You are questioning a LA diet?
and sanity
Ha. Haha. So fun fact, I took part in a study that told me how much I have.
You don’t want to know that number.
Just act like you have it, you probably do.
you live near a coast line?
Don’t think too hard about it.
Haha I do!
yea see lol
Oh my
Please tell me it's the west coast
shes your neighbor
It’s a nation wide study on the impact of pollutants in mothers and children.
But like, my body is drowning in them.

It is! 🤣
Right on.
well on behalf of us Midwesterners I would like to thank you both for actively trying to clean up your own mess through ingestion

the fourier images they make are super cool
You mean middle earth. There's no west in the middle.
I hope this works lol
i know it's hard for you to know what lies between the east and west coast since you never seen it lol
Looking at the slices of my spine was so cool.
yeah its really cool
Ahhhhh you made me look at my last one again. 🤣
My last one was of my ankle joint
Seattle and LA being 'neighbors' is something only someone from Missouri would say 🙂
i didn't know where she lived.. was just taking a stab
@lone dagger Seattle?
brownie points for it not being califronia right off the bat lol
If Seattle, owes me some money. SBUX took a dump. 🤣
But the CEO says "the team is focused" epic!
Apparently Russia immediately converted all to knockoffs. It's a straightforward formula now
Can only ride the Stanley wave for so long
So the trick now is to find one of those pieces of software that converts the MRI slices into an STL, and then 3D print one
Ish. Redmond. I don’t associate with the west side of the lake. 🤣
too many portland visitors?
I just hate Seattle proper.
It’s an awful downtown.
It’s so poorly designed and there’s always construction. The highway is fun, though. The express lanes zipper under the highway on I5 and this tickles me for some reason lol.
Not impossible, but not easy either
One of my old colleagues 3d printed his knee after he had it MRI'd, I'll see if I can find out what he used
You could have called me!
how does HASS handle zones? The creation, monitoring and notificartions?
My yearly bath:
the water helps soften the hide, makes it easier to.. well you know
Raccoon Rinds (tm)
its weird stumbling across flat earther videos on youtube
I watch an archaeologist on YT who does shorts mocking these kinds of people and it's quite fun.
big difference between something that has been established for many many many years and some rando eating raw meat and going Mmm
it's actually kind of scary that it still exists. education or something is still able to fail that hard after all this time
As a parent of an almost middle schooler - once you look at other parents, you realize how much most don't really care about their children's education...
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
critical thinking and research skills are more important than absolute knowledge
something about a fish and a man...
what good is research skills if there is no knowledge to begin with?
puts on PTA board Special Ed Chair hat
The biggest problem I notice is the inconsistencies between how the school teaches and how parents teach at home. If there is no consistency, things don't really stick. And a lot of parents expect the teachers to do all the work. It's frustrating from all aspects.
current times is a real mess with that
(If I didn't get this job, I was going to move out of tech and go into education.)
hopefully that all works itself out soon
Ha
Hahahahaha
hahahahahahahahhaha

It won't.
When your public education system is ran like a corporation instead of an educational institution, teachers do not get the support they need to support children.
glad to see someone in here as pessimistic as i am haha
(I am a dirty hippy with no faith in a lot of things, but I move through life because I know I can only do so much to control it.)
🌈 T H E R A P Y 🌈
Anyway someone made me lose the game earlier and now I have made y'all.
just be careful these kids in here tend to get scared of no foreseeable hope
you have the ability to seek out more. With the internet everything is possible, but you gotta know what is right and what is bullshit
yea I still think the internet is part of the problem lol
Letting everyone post their scientifically wrong opinions was a bad choice.
Who designed this shit.
I want to talk to their manager.
the internet is not the problem
your not old enough to know what life was like prior to it
As someone whose professional job is to understand how people use the internet and what for, I politely disagree. 
if we could just force a maximum up/down speed of around 36kb/s then maybe it's best features can still exsist while shedding the harmful bits lol
I think the most bizarre thing I ever saw on youtube was a live broadcast of a japanese person who was writing an OS from scratch, and all communciation from them was a kawaii text to voice system, and we never saw the person, just that they were typing along
I came back to it later, and it had lasted 36h or so
yet you came back..
someone got sucked in to it's intended purpose
youtube has some older gems, teaching kind of stuff and I run across resposts upon reposts of that same stuff all the time which is encouraging
YT is still full of gems!
It's honestly one of the only places to get good information now, similar to how TikTok is for Gen Z and below.
that statement is scary lol
But you run into people who prefer text over video.
A lot of people my age+ (elder millennial) openly whine about the lack of written content. It's our Get off our Lawn thing. 🤣
youtube has about a trash island worth of good stuff amongst the vast ocean imo
I much prefer text over video... not because of my age, but because I can consume text a lot faster than "If you like this video, thumbs up, like, and subscribe!!!" every 3 minutes. lol
Dude, we get it, you want to grow your channel... quit saying the same thing over and over again and get to the part of the stuff I need! hahaha
depends on the subject for me. some stuff it is way easier to see than to read about
Scrolling and skimming through text is way faster for me
Yeah, I'm like that with some cooking channels, but tech? Ugh... no. 15 minutes of blabbering just to get to 2 minutes of what I actually want to see.
This is honestly the worst part about content creation.

CTA
DO THE THINGS THAT GIVE ME DOPAMINE
HELP THOSE NUMBERS GO UP
Astounding how we went from this is selling out in the 90s to this is how you do your side hustle.
(Yes, I realize the irony saying this as a social media manager.)
THAT EXACTLY. I'll subscribe to a channel that isn't mostly fluff just to catch the viewer...
(I am an enigma.)
It took me over an hour to do just 3 things today, it is a Monday™️.
lol don't get me started on "Monday". Today has been a train wreck that had a parade of dumpster fires marching behind it.
I woke up late - spent most of the morning vomitting so I needed more sleep. Now I feel hungover and working/focusing is a struggle.
Ugh, that sucks 😦
I saw you talk about being oncall for the past 15 years and I am just
about that.
Ya know, most people our age stopped partying on Sunday nights for that very reason 😉 (lol kidding)
I don't even drink much. 
I last drank at dinner with my parents on the 27th.
Yup. This is the first time I can even remember actually not being on-call. It's so weird that I don't know what to do with myself.
And I drove to another state to do that. 🤣
lol I had a beer... ummmm, last weekend? I think? I've never been a big drinker.
Although, oddly enough, my coworkers always buy me alcohol as gifts... so, I have this collection of bottles that just keeps growing.
some really high quality channels that got me through uni:
https://www.youtube.com/@Eigensteve
https://www.youtube.com/@ProfJeffreyChasnov
https://www.youtube.com/@ProfessorLeonard
https://www.youtube.com/@scimlorg
https://www.youtube.com/@DrTrefor
https://www.youtube.com/@BrianBDouglas
https://www.youtube.com/@MachineLearningSimulation
https://www.youtube.com/@WelchLabsVideo
https://www.youtube.com/@nesoacademy
https://www.youtube.com/@acegikmo
https://www.youtube.com/@3blue1brown
https://www.youtube.com/@numberphile
https://www.youtube.com/@PhilsLab
https://www.youtube.com/@Mutual_Information
any cool bottles? I kept some old fire and ice bottles just because they were neat. everything else got drank or donated lol
nooooo these are coworkers we're talking about... they aren't spending real money on any of these. lmao these are more like "go to the liquor store and find the cheapest bottle you can find".
ah
Thanks! I'll check them out!
There are addons on desktop that will automatically skip these like Sponsorblock for chromium and if you're on Android, try ReVanced
lol automated skip past the please subscribe.. how lazy is that?
adblocks are "lazy" now?
I had one LTT video that automatically skipped 95% until I changed the settings a bit lol
it skipped all the sponsored content by default which is basically everything on some LTT videos
Is SponsorBlock an ad blocker?
Here's where it gets weird... I ONLY watch YT on my AppleTV in the living room (or I might catch a quick vid in the office on my desktop, but most often not).
You're probably screwed with Apple
well now your talking about two different things. sponser segment and the creator saying please like and subscribe
cause you get the latter on all but sponser segments are not on all
You can choose what to skip
SponsorBlock specifically blocks baked-in advertisement segments
sponsorblock is great, I use it too
You can use a number of other ones for general YouTube ads
youtube baked in ads is diffrent too.. that is an adblock
True, but I've not found a better "set top box" than the Apple TV yet aside from something like the NVidia Shield. At least for the small-ish amount of content that I consume (mostly YT, Emby and AppleTV shows).
I guess sponsorblock also can skip intros and stuff I think, too
reminder to subscribe is an ad for that channel
Yea, interaction or merch reminders are definitely advertisements
I dunno.. I don't really see that as being an ad
sure annoying and all the above but to be considered an "ad" nope
Depends on how it's done. A small popup in the corner of the video isn't really but when they take 30 seconds to go over how much you clicking that bell means to them it's annoying


