media-posts

[knotty mountain]

yeah sure the crossvec has godlike recoil but the tracking is the tricky part

[quaint gorge]

thanks, i dont even use any aim trainers, so its actual game experience

[snow tapir]

lmao i died laughing when i heard "why so serious" sped up

[knotty mountain]

[honest dune]

ez chaos sweep

[turbid swift]

e]

[steady violet]

media

[copper vessel]

https://tenor.com/view/jordi-baste-tv3-no-pot-ser-com-robot-gif-16057126

[severe ruin]

Ear

[ashen egret]

2 DAYS IM HYPED TO BONE

[upbeat mesa]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iVDKPlHe55gp1knfp?invite=cr-MSxvQk8sODcwMjQyMjQs

Glory to the micro, thanks to zombie for a truce

[glass saffron]

yeah people tend to do that if you outplay them

rather than just takeing the L

they will spend the remainder of their time on the server just to fuck you over

reminds me of this one server I played on called Aces hellhole

it was indeed a hellhole

[turbid swift]

Once I found someone hiding they called said I was using esp and called me slurs

[glass saffron]

cause I outplayed them and the admins. they thought I was cheating and said I was also breaking KOS rules. admins then just started mod abuseing by respawning themselves as MTF captains to try and kill me

it was fun messing with them tho lmao

https://youtu.be/aRMbex8dV3c?si=rNZjWHz1J6mB1PSf

[hasty tangle]

This is why i don't let CD go

[hasty tangle]

How did they all miss, that guy had a shotgun

[glass saffron]

I only kill them if I see a dead scientist body, closeing doors on me, trying to kill me or being annoying

[hasty tangle]

I find them all, detain them and drag them with me to surface

[wooden lagoon]

https://youtu.be/dNN0HyO3rM4?feature=shared

[glass saffron]

I dont even bother with that. if they become chaos or get guns ill end up just killin them anyway

[final kraken]

wait what

[tidal jolt]

Yo

[fickle wasp]

Im gonna put you into the skelebin

[rustic elk]

https://tenor.com/view/gustavo-gus-fring-breaking-bad-gustavo-fring-remember-gif-24498146

[mortal scroll]

😱 😱 😱

[rustic elk]

[trail plank]

roblox when they extort children for both money and labor at the same time

[light patio]

"based"

[civic umbra]

Me curing the pestilence this Halloween

[snow tapir]

congrats to this person

[thorn relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Uf2pJP7jSQ

[prisma plaza]

they ain't that special anymore

they drop like twice a month

i could get one if someone gave me 50$ to gamble with

i believe it

[calm trout]

Around 4/5 dropped in September

[slim mauve]

i think it's 035 at the end of the trailer if you look closely

[knotty widget]

Not if I stop u

[unborn phoenix]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1139686304276283484/1298390206340141096/fuck_the_admins_week.mp4?ex=6719639c&is=6718121c&hm=b09901c688cbeb363ce4078f321c2cb7508d3bb02b09d1c9eb8e0d1d6c6d33df&

[civic umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/plague-doctor-mask-sadplaguedoctor-gif-25536114

[brittle obsidian]

I love this game, you might not be able to crouch, but atleast we got CASSIE

[violet breach]

New 3114 dance

[cinder ledge]

what did the ghostlight hit?? i was aiming at the center of the doorhttps://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iVTmOInyFO-NZzSWC?invite=cr-MSxpVUUsMjExMTgxNDc1LA

it shoulvde landed in the other room

[violet breach]

Severe skill issue

[cinder ledge]

no

[prisma plaza]

rick roll in 2024

who put you in the cryochamber pal

[calm trout]

I did

[prisma plaza]

'bout 12 years too late on that being funny

[prisma plaza]

can you put him back in

wanna see what the fellas in 2050 have to say about this

[calm trout]

I'll leave him in there for 70 more years

[wooden lagoon]

https://www.foxweather.com/earth-space/solar-storm-wipe-out-internet

[coral anvil]

better get your single player games ready

[uneven urchin]

SL beta canceled due to end of the internet

[fossil karma]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salt_March

[vague dock]

yo the drip fr

[eternal idol]

This is closer.

[turbid swift]

Finished watching chainsaw man and this is what sums up denjis money problem

https://tenor.com/view/bread-slice-meal-hungry-food-gif-16325890

Him and his god damn pet chainsaw:

[fickle wasp]

Keep scrolling

[limber tapir]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iVVwW2qzNXPsRrKll?invite=cr-MSx3WVosODAzOTA1NTYs

[snow tapir]

this gives me some motivation while im sick

thanks flower demoman

[mortal eagle]

dude

i was like

oh man editing a wikipedia page with misinformation would be funny

went to make an account

your ip has been blocked

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/677146709062713356/960867518132666438/ezgif-7-1c0e420efffc.gif

[pulsar citrus]

IM SOOO EXCITED FOR HALOWEEN

SOOOOOOOOO EXXCITED

[turbid swift]

Not even for the 14.0 beta?

[latent kelp]

wired bug makes my game look like a renaissance painting
(zoom in with brower)

[north chasm]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iVXGbIpVWv8F5ftJO?invite=cr-MSxDR2UsMTQ2NzUxMzg5LA

[pulsar coral]

true.

[rough birch]

https://youtu.be/pY1mZ1cxdJo?si=Ucju007SMsvlKbyN

[outer night]

Chat I got a new vanity plate

[lime island]

@final kraken check the open tabs also

i DID google en passant

goodbye graphics

[final kraken]

motherfucker uses opera gx

kill him

nowwww

[lime island]

oh shit mb

[final kraken]

motherfucker uses chrome

kill him

[lime island]

GOOGLE IS CRHOME WDYM

[final kraken]

motherfucker uses google

killhim

[lime island]

what am i meant to use

[final kraken]

the superior browser

[lime island]

which is?

[final kraken]

why would I tell

[lime island]

tf 😭

[lime island]

its funny

[lime island]

what movie is that

[hasty tangle]

Idk, its an old movie

From like 1984 or smth

[haughty light]

SCP SL is literally free

[calm trout]

A good pc isn't

[lime island]

Omg he said the line!!!!

[deft acorn]

Hmm. I don't think that's a piece of candy.

[minor summit]

chat is this real?

[fading kelp]

it truly is

[haughty light]

Its new D boi jaw breaker.

[blazing portal]

What the sigma

[quiet marsh]

It's from an apple commercial, the 1984 film's scene is different than this

[long pasture]

@restive basalt why you think me cheating

[restive basalt]

bruh

go dm

[quiet marsh]

https://x.com/tobuzzu/status/1823786419086864465

Tobuzzu (@tobuzzu) on X

Clearsight and Listener, historians say they were the bestest of friends!

Twitter · Aug 14, 2024, 6:19 PM

[oak dagger]

question how do you link the patreon to scp sl?

[near glen]

#959226677286821928

[oak dagger]

thx

[final kraken]

you don't need one to play sl

[blazing portal]

Anything past a gtx 980 and anything above a 3rd gen i5 will run it playablely

[bronze dune]

Im a marketing genious you guys should hire me frfr

I made Spotify cards for new models and posted them on tiktok it gone viral

More people know about the new update now 😎

Make me the tiktok admin

[undone knot]

Coming for lysols job

[bronze dune]

Theres already an admin for tiktok?

[visual swan]

I'm better watch out Lysol,

I heard Hubert feeds underperforming employees to his Capybaras

[undone knot]

There's the social media team, which lysol is apart of

I'm sure how they handle who does what internally

[bronze dune]

Well i make entertaining content on tiktok for sl and most of them goes viral

I didn't see any job listings but i would love to join

Its a volunteer job too ig

[undone knot]

Job listings can be found at #1279953987520565282 message

You will need to be over 18 if you aren't already

[bronze dune]

Turning 18 in january 2025 😭

[undone knot]

Same!
What day?

[bronze dune]

22

[undone knot]

2nd

[bronze dune]

Nice

[undone knot]

Well once you turn 18 keep an eye out for social media manager apps if they happen to reopen

[bronze dune]

Let me dm a hr mentioned in job listings it doesnt mention social media but if theres a chance there is a chance

[undone knot]

Not if you are under 18 lol, unfortunately that would go against the hiring policy

[bronze dune]

Yeah im just going to ask about it

Since im not too far away from being 18

[feral basalt]

Good luck with that! I saw that tik tok awhile back and I thought it was awesome

[bronze dune]

Thanks

[feral basalt]

I hope you get hired when you apply

[bronze dune]

I hope so

[feral basalt]

I see potential

[undone knot]

Fair enough, Email is generally the preferred method of communication though, I would try reaching them at [e-mail] first

[bronze dune]

I already talked to deadly about applying for translation even tho im 17 i just dmed deadly again about it

If i dont get any response ill try the mail

[undone knot]

Good luck!

[bronze dune]

Thanks

[exotic agate]

@dire widget thoughts?

[velvet leaf]

Why

This angle

For what reason

[visual swan]

Bros trying to reach Hubert in terms of nerdy apparel

[exotic agate]

im at class

ignore my bonner lo

[velvet leaf]

?!?!?

[exotic agate]

nah

[velvet leaf]

Why wouldnt you wait till after class 😭

[ashen basalt]

real

[exotic agate]

some guy asked for it in another server, thought id share it here

[exotic agate]

(also its just a wrinkle obviously)

[zenith crystal]

Alive chat XD

[tardy flame]

Yippie

[turbid swift]

Why did they make minos so fruity though

You see the way he kicks

[tardy flame]

Because he's in his prime

[turbid swift]

So minos in his prime is gay

Got it

[dire widget]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-mr-satan-gif-3719759

What did you mean by this…

[exotic agate]

i was just testing something

[tardy flame]

gay Minos Prime

[turbid swift]

Thy end is now 💅

[torpid flint]

Lewis posting a message? Not possible.

[exotic agate]

im still famous!

anyway i can delete that now

[fresh falcon]

Im hanging thse up in my area

I need ideas for some more

[velvet leaf]

naa

hang up something scarier

like more eerie

this looks too scary to be scary

[waxen palm]

im cooked

[waxen palm]

Who tf is trying to hack me

[white saddle]

IRS

[waxen palm]

30 Million attacks bro

How do i fix this

[calm trout]

Install malwarebytes

[undone knot]

Reinstall windows

Change all your passwords

[prisma plaza]

how much sketchy shit have you downloaded dawg

[snow tapir]

glad im in college

[prisma plaza]

Fella is in the "i remember your genocides" pose

[latent kelp]

Yo if you guys like the Xmas music I use, I made a play list on my YT:
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLR9B9mB1nvjOghr-3HH7lZqhxRsiDO2tS&si=L8WsNDAAikID90wb
(Also the Tier List Version is on the channel.)

[vapid nymph]

gonna use this for my streams when its December

[latent kelp]

Christmas All Over Again
Run Rudolph Run
and Love The Holidays
are pretty unknown Xmas songs, but their great

[knotty mountain]

damn

[finite blaze]

Bro he came in my feed again 😭😭

[turbid swift]

this game kinda weird

[barren fjord]

the roblox characters ruin the feel here lol

[turbid swift]

(i died)

[wooden lagoon]

https://youtu.be/fulH4tF293s?si=oNVuGKZwHfqNvxEp

[knotty mountain]

3 types of silver ingots

[lime island]

scp:sl reference!?!?!?

[hasty tangle]

No way

How dare they steal SCP-914, an original concept by SL

[lime island]

173 is freaking camping

[stark edge]

I sweamed

[prisma plaza]

why did you send this

[unique mortar]

it's a sigma edit

get with the times

[vast girder]

https://youtube.com/shorts/z5ZvdBaBaQg?si=oAZQUkDhDow-MtPl

Where?

[near glen]

very soon

[plain sage]

[grand onyx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1270170806659584142/1297416592853962815/SCPSL_2024-10-20_01-25-17.mp4?ex=671b1edc&is=6719cd5c&hm=e2e0bf3c46cf65240a84acaf7076b6099a8d3d6d826e281bdc191d9dcfd4afd4&

How do u even 😭

[hasty tangle]

Ew, laser on shotgun

[rotund sapphire]

flashlight on shotgun bro

[vast girder]

I'm very excited)

[violet breach]

!Halloween

[vast girder]

Happy

[vast girder]

Again!

Should I subscribe to northwood patreon?

[rotund sapphire]

It would help on supporting the development of the game and the servers to stay running.

[vast girder]

Okay okay I already supported it anyway

[vast girder]

Let's just say it's a small price to pay for a great game.

[rotund sapphire]

You can get the discord role if you link your discord on patreon

[vast girder]

I just decided to do this

[vast girder]

Can you tell me more about how to get a role?

[rotund sapphire]

https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access

[vast girder]

Thank you man!

[rotund sapphire]

[rotund sapphire]

You can get an in-game tag with that tier if you follow #patreon-badge-info

and on November 9th you can get the patreon key to play the beta after it lowers to Tier 3

[vast girder]

I will receive the betta key in my gmaill?.

[rotund sapphire]

there will be information after it becomes available

[vast girder]

[vast girder]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wRFzbdxbcdA?si=UJUPxqS4X3mf8lMb

https://youtube.com/shorts/jwlQfglbWew?si=9c6EY1pfTuhBnAD7

[vast girder]

Patreon bot says that you need to link your discord account, but I already have it linked.

[rotund sapphire]

you may need to wait for a moment

[vast girder]

ok

[vast girder]

Just a small problem, I've been waiting for about an hour

[rotund sapphire]

yeah it can take a while

[vast girder]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-cat-dance-cat-cat-meme-chinese-cat-gif-1274766959165009975

[vast girder]

https://youtu.be/awPws3sV_nQ?si=W6abffg_TNixHGiH

[mortal eagle]

what is this

[analog solar]

It's peak

[torpid gate]

The captions are also amazing

[visual swan]

no u

[torpid gate]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-rant-freeman-glasses-combine-gif-27580668

[vast girder]

https://youtube.com/shorts/z5ZvdBaBaQg

Where

[hot grail]

what is that server even

[grand onyx]

Skillz cabana

[rancid blade]

https://tenor.com/view/update-is-fake-gif-7871202926367838366

[copper light]

https://tenor.com/view/я-русский-русский-русак-русскиииииииий-я-русскииииииий-gif-7511484323959176527

[copper light]

Hi, everybody, I'm Russian.

[fickle wasp]

Ok

[lethal hazel]

No

[little thistle]

@knotty mountain

[knotty mountain]

wth

hacker

[little thistle]

no.

[little thistle]

even he got it

[knotty mountain]

are you server host?

[little thistle]

no 😭

[knotty mountain]

damn

didnt know they did that

good to know

[copper light]

I'm normal.

Honestly, honestly, honestly.

[stark edge]

!halloween

[sly cargo]

Halloween will release on <t:1729796400:f>

[shrewd agate]

mf really said 💡

[granite harness]

I've played for 10 minutes and I already found the first bug, lol

[shrewd agate]

i got flipped upside down and he got turned into agar.io

[granite harness]

SCP:SL peak gameplay

[elder mortar]

Is the halloween event only for today or a few day?

[karmic bone]

Nuh huh, 7 hours?

[limber tapir]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iWGZkOmVUAQzud47E?invite=cr-MSxBNk0sODAzOTA1NTYs

[molten yacht]

uh what lol

[calm trout]

Just click yes

[molten yacht]

alright

[keen peak]

Had this happen too lol

Game doesn’t wanna work since

[molten yacht]

ive been playing for a few years and ive never seen this

spooked me a bit

[calm trout]

It's because of the new Halloween update

[molten yacht]

i see

[sweet breach]

[analog solar]

Peak SL gameplay

[wet oracle]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iWH7jZ63cN4w6f6Ou?invite=cr-MSxzak4sMjc4NDk0MDc5LA

[analog solar]

The cuffed d-class lmaoo 😭

[shrewd agate]

wtf?? its blue

[bronze minnow]

jesus

[barren fjord]

Lord Jesus Christ, son of God, have mercy on me sinner

[barren fjord]

rare of hubert to touch 049-2 again

[visual swan]

Average SL player tags

[barren fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/zhukov-gif-25031719

[calm trout]

Is that @candid tapir

[visual swan]

No its someone with the username Cake

And below him is Lysol

[candid tapir]

no

i dont go by fish in SL

nor do i pay for any patreon benefits

[meager dawn]

Am I schizo? Am I bad? Am I lagging? WTH is this 😭

[winter forum]

skill issue?

[knotty mountain]

oh no is THAT bug back again?

[trim pilot]

SCP-427. 😱

[knotty mountain]

I wish

[coral gyro]

Can someone post Halloween 939

[quaint gorge]

these guys are so clueless lol

[barren fjord]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdG45Yzl6YjdzN2NkZ2dyaDM2eW5iZzRuZGN0Z3VzMTJ2NmRsMHU4aiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rlsvVQU5Sim8QAajHc/giphy.gif

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/stank-dog-smells-gif-25356900

https://tenor.com/view/stinky-wear-deodorant-read-a-book-meme-smelly-gif-10266646813620115129

[trim pilot]

"It's called Amnestic Cloud lil bro."

[meager dawn]

I think so I just had peanut again and I had to kill them by going inside of them

[quaint gorge]

lol

[vague dock]

erm what is the top image?

[vague dock]

i see

[quaint gorge]

yea

[vague dock]

why is it there tho?

covering something?

[quaint gorge]

honestly idk why im putting this image, its liike copyright sign ig, because i have alot of clipps from other ppl and i need to see which clips are mine and which are not

[vague dock]

hmm i see

[analog solar]

Hold on guys I have a theory

[quaint gorge]

cant wait for surface rework

[prisma plaza]

dawg uploaded a whole ass longplay of his SL match

[copper marlin]

guys

rate my thumbnail

[white grail]

anyone know anything about this message showing up saying

please verify the games integrity, some old file has been left in the games SCPSL data folder. please remove it

happens whenever i try to start the game

[undone knot]

That message is normal for the new update, just press yes

[turbid swift]

why is the mtf on the left the new one instead of the old one

[white grail]

ok

thx

[undone knot]

Np

[copper marlin]

its the pointing meme

[knotty mountain]

nah, you just were too fast for 173
cute picture at the top btw

[hasty tangle]

Stop checking your inventory man

[quaint gorge]

😩

[hasty tangle]

You know what you have, why are you constantly pressing tab

[meager dawn]

@barren mica TOLD YOU IT WASNT JUST ME!!!

[turbid swift]

New night sights for FRMG and Logicer.

[barren mica]

nuh uh

[barren fjord]

markiplier

[latent vale]

While we're on the topic of the guard, this MF's face is completely flat

[barren fjord]

the human models are out?

[latent vale]

No, this is from a public patreon post in #game-announcements

[barren fjord]

thank you

[latent vale]

https://patreon.scpslgame.com/teasers/view/5cf2f192-de58-48a5-b2a2-07b037cb66a5

[dense warren]

did as such, and it's just refusing to launch now

[undone knot]

Verify your files, if that doesn't work do a clean reinstall

!cleanreinstall

[sly cargo]

https://b2.thomasjosif.com/file/thomasjosif/img/FE55oQityn0MDrkJ3g2YDSs4U.mp4

[dense warren]

did both, still crashes

[quaint gorge]

is anyone actually use this? also is this a hudsight?

[dense warren]

it's saying stuff like memset doesn't exist

[undone knot]

Clean reinstall is different to a normal reinstall but if that hasn't worked reach out to the tech support team in #technical-support and mention you have already tried both as they will probaly suggest the same thing

[dense warren]

yes i've tried completely wiping it including SL's appdata if that's what you're implying, but i guess let's see if the definition of insanity works

[undone knot]

Just checking, people sometimes assume a clean reinstall is just like a normal uninstall and reinstall lol

[vagrant sigil]

yep

[dense warren]

from what i see this is a heisenbug with unity, and an annoying one at that which gives no real leads as to why it happens, just death about an invalid address being accessed

[turbid swift]

Cute

[prisma plaza]

pug build

[dense warren]

for a split second i see something about verifying the integrity of global-metadata.dat, before it immediately closes on its own, integrity check with steam passes except for the file SL deletes, which fails for obvious reasons

[glad bridge]

20.0

in about 8 years

[haughty light]

Floating Camera

[maiden heron]

Great colors here!

[vast girder]

What to do?

[undone knot]

Try again in a little bit, if it still doesn't work open a ticket in #patreon-support

[vast girder]

😐

[undone knot]

Then you'll need to wait for a response, we can't help you

[vast girder]

Okay no problem

[vast girder]

I foun 3114!

[hasty tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/imposter-tf2-it-could-be-you-it-could-be-me-spy-gif-23428031

[tepid hare]

gotta ask, is this some extremely obscure reference ive completely missed or did they just miss an I

[hasty tangle]

250 ping sucks

[eternal cargo]

guys

[fair lantern]

Unironically kind of scary lookin'

Idk if it was just 096's face

[hollow slate]

[plain sage]

Hard

[quaint gorge]

better clip

[lean folio]

0 bugs

xd

[hasty tangle]

Video doesn’t play on mobile only audio
I think something went wrong with ur export settings

[ashen basalt]

Fr

[snow tapir]

Strange I was able to play it perfectly fine on mobile

[tulip ravine]

the world looks red.. ULTRAKILL MENTIONED

[deft acorn]

The Foundation and the Chaos have been at a war without reason as their focuses paint the word red while we have to hear the siren song call of the dead.

[blazing ferry]

:x: Error! You do not have permission to run that command.

This command is only available to Patreon Supporters.

NCAS Bot v-3.2.0 · Oct 25, 2024, 3:42 PM

[dreamy osprey]

what

i already

WHAT

how do i link patreon to discor

what

[rotund sapphire]

you link discord on patreon

[dreamy osprey]

but how

im so confused

[rotund sapphire]

https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access

[dreamy osprey]

k

ty

done

WHUH

[left sage]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-tomorrow-gif-2143560552895271969

[barren fjord]

ultrashock ‼️

[left sage]

Dughoo🚩

[zinc comet]

digging the new project smegma room

[oak dagger]

Why did this combine hit a jojo pose when I killed him

[torn rapids]

how the fuck do you take screenshots in vr

[calm trout]

Doesn't F12 work in vr

[knotty mountain]

I feel like this guy could be the perfect VA for Jan Kalous

[barren fjord]

he acts like butthead

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-butt-head-mike-judge's-beavis-and-butt-head-s1-e11-that-is-funny-gif-3930905124024700446

[knotty mountain]

lmao

[lean folio]

True

[visual swan]

I wonder who is Player ID Number 1

[compact ember]

John SCP

[glass saffron]

this is the funniest cola bomb fail ive EVER seen

[whole igloo]

of course it waz coz lmao

[coral anvil]

smegmentum

[solid mountain]

a few months ago i went into the SCP SL files, and I put all of the text through google translate
here are some of the results

[calm trout]

Get in touch...

[solid mountain]

here is more

[solid mountain]

judging by your pfp i'm guessing you're gonna avoid the next SCP

Keepers of Weapons

[calm trout]

The tesla door has attracted you

Peak

[solid mountain]

oh also you have to collaborate with MTF to avoid alienating anyone that gets in the way

[solid mountain]

Chaos insurgency resulted in some crises

[river gate]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9NSGyKRTtxU

[violet breach]

Im about to do a little troling

[winged hearth]

@undone knot

[undone knot]

If you have waited a few hours, open a patreon ticket in #patreon-support

[winged hearth]

alright thanks

[empty perch]

was looking back at partner streams... flamingos exist in the beta? lol

it doesn't work but the entry is there

[snow tapir]

placeholder maybe

[queen siren]

That one secret room with capys on the walls:

[broken imp]

dawg 💀

[hasty tangle]

Do i get a prize for guessing what that is?

[haughty light]

floating camera

[prisma plaza]

are these the people that stream sl now

what happened

[haughty light]

Hubert Moon!

[queen siren]

huh

[main hound]

rate the build @limber tapir

[limber tapir]

thats what i use

wait

[main hound]

lmfao i guess we are one and the same

[limber tapir]

minus the stock

i use lightweight

[main hound]

eh i use ads more

also hipfire accuracy on epsilon isnt that bad

[limber tapir]

ok

[tiny zodiac]

sticker idea

[fresh cosmos]

!14.0

[sly cargo]

The update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[ruby adder]

sometimes i dream about cheese

[haughty light]

when you use a jailbird on glass the game crashes

[latent kelp]

I can now deliver Xmas cheer twice as fast

[vapid hemlock]

s

[honest dune]

im incredibly mad

in what world

does this

not connect

and this as well

0 damage, no pellets connected

how

[turbid swift]

Finally got this shit to work

[brisk sand]

lol

[zenith crystal]

!surfacerework

[turbid swift]

What?

[civic turret]

!surfacerework

[calm trout]

The message is normal

[cunning shore]

Thanks for telling me

[ashen basalt]

I think you are alive

[cunning shore]

No I just now died

[cunning shore]

(ignore the brightness it looks really weird)

[distant snow]

you are "useless"

[ashen basalt]

😭😭😭

[cunning shore]

I really hate having the crossvec 😭

[ashen basalt]

I love it

I have good aim with it

[cunning shore]

Ehhh I'm just not a big fan

[ashen basalt]

Bad fan

[cunning shore]

Shhh

[hasty tangle]

Crossvec is a great gun

Excels in CQB, which the game is almost entirely composed of

[pearl tundra]

100% a easter egg, totally

[hasty tangle]

You see the Jailbird actually secretly says he hates glass, and if he ever touches glass, he'll destroy all of reality

Leave him alone

[limber jewel]

I've been playing since 2017 xd

[paper flax]

2018 prima aprilis update ❤️

[zenith crystal]

Bitch bitch bitch!

[limber jewel]

What problem ?

[rotund sapphire]

they were calling 939 that word

1 on 1 combat

[open plinth]

help?

[rotund sapphire]

hm?

[paper flax]

beta code access? You need to wait..

!14.0

[sly cargo]

The update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[paper flax]

8 hours for me

[open plinth]

Thank

[deft acorn]

Please don't send screenshots with slurs in them

[zenith crystal]

!leak

[sly cargo]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[zenith crystal]

😭😭😭

[drowsy dove]

i think i'll tone down the colors soon, they pop out a bit too much than my liking

the body and allat is cool and all too but the real challenge is if i can get the respirator-one of the main essential components of the CI asset-to work in my favor

i guess we'll see tomorrow

[wooden lagoon]

https://youtu.be/LGCHjI8p80I?feature=shared

[glass saffron]

Subtle Foreshadowing

[light ferry]

Scary...

[timid latch]

dude look at this stupid kill i got bruh

[muted crest]

me when i respawn as chaos after the update

[vale lintel]

from the pavlov mod i was talking about in vc

[scenic jolt]

not a big spoiler

what do you say to this NW

[tough basin]

they added bathrooms to heavy and a door to escape zone?

[scenic jolt]

Idk

I just found this

[paper flax]

yup

[tough basin]

:D

[paper flax]

but bathroom door isn't usable

[scenic jolt]

8==D

[paper flax]

it's just a decoration

[scenic jolt]

[paper flax]

https://youtu.be/KkZFN0Na-Q4

5:46

[scenic jolt]

Thanks

[paper flax]

no problem

[half gull]

!14.0

[sly cargo]

The update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[half gull]

!14.0

[sly cargo]

The update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[glad marlin]

help

[empty perch]

have you tried pressing the prtsc button to take a screenshot, then pressing CTRL + V to paste it in discord?

(while focused and hovering over the chat box)

that picture is very blurry

[glad marlin]

my problem is running the game, it is running but it does not open, only the task manager and steam are visible and that's it

I am Russian, if I have written something wrong, I will use a translator

[undone knot]

Take a look at #1098299774291157043, if it doesn't solve your issue open a ticket in #technical-support

[sly cargo]

The update will be available to Patreon beta on <t:1729969200:f> / <t:1729969200:R>

[umbral lark]

pog

[solar kernel]

blue pumpkin

[pearl tundra]

YESSIR

14.0

[obtuse vigil]

I noticed that too, and apparently it's PC-15

[half gull]

Duplicate keys??? I need that!

[dreamy charm]

chat wtf do I do

[final kraken]

you install 13.6.9

[restive oracle]

w

[dreamy charm]

is this not correct?

[final kraken]

I don't fucking know

I'm not interested in wasting my money on beta

[dreamy charm]

damn

[final kraken]

Verify the files

If it does work #patreon-support

Doesnt*

or technical support

no sure

not

[desert onyx]

last 30 seconds of funny countdown heh

[real flame]

So I looked at the 14.0 Chaos and I realized something, my uber autism military equipment collecting allows me to do something silly

I am become John 14.0 Chaos (kind of)

Rucksack is in storage, obviously pants arent camo in game, I don’t have a coyote FLC vest, dont have an M50 gas mask, and the parka in game seems to be a DNC parka but not in DNC

[latent kelp]

🎵 "On the 58th day till Christmas my true love gave to me;
58 cards from the Board Game Clue (why does she have so meny board games?)" 🎶

[brittle obsidian]

we might have shaquille O'neal working in the foundation boys

[honest dune]

tfw public servers are full so you have to play servers that are being actively ddossed

[jolly horizon]

@wide ingot hopefully you dont mind being pinged but I found this funny

[wide ingot]

lmaooo that's great

[left terrace]

Whats your opinion on the beta facial expresions and animations? Just look at it

[latent kelp]

help

[left terrace]

Like bro what is this 😭

[wooden lagoon]

https://youtu.be/Mz88fxhwMnE?feature=shared

🌘

[wheat pivot]

these bait comments are too obvious

[wheat pivot]

lmao wtf

[fallen plank]

W fit

[real flame]

thanks :3

it could be better but I dont got the rest of the proper stuff yet possibly

[lean shell]

https://youtu.be/cNcwy6TUx9o?si=1qKIxhzEfkTTR_4A

[fallen plank]

I think u already have the best matching stuff haha

[real flame]

perchance

i could get a tan flc thoughj

[brittle obsidian]

This might not be normal

[barren fjord]

how does it work

[left terrace]

No idea, just seen YT vids about it

[barren fjord]

this one isn't doing the sigma face

[brittle obsidian]

in the console, you can input "emotion (Selectemotion)"

[barren fjord]

oh, that's manual.

[brittle obsidian]

yeah, but you can always keybind it

[barren fjord]

why not just make an UI for it??

that's so much easier to access

[trim pilot]

Because it's beta testing???

There's footage I seen of the scientist automatically talking but yeah everything is WIP obv.

[barren fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-lol-haha-funny-cringe-gif-17994252

[trim pilot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819434525397614612/1297289462471987200/HL2BreenLaugh.gif

[barren fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/clone-twin-matrix-gif-12594344

[trim pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebobsquarepants-dragonball-goku-bubblebass-gif-21509594

Okay?

[barren fjord]

mooooooooooooods

!!!

[brittle obsidian]

one must love this game

[round light]

Yo anyone wanna play I'm bored af || DM me if yes ||

[alpine sage]

I saw somebody post a similar thing earlier, but I think mine might be a little more accurate costume

[torn rapids]

yo wtf that's like the third one

we're getting the chaos insurgency irl hold on

[rancid quartz]

bathroom update needed

tf is the point of 14.0 if the bathrooms don't work

[barren fjord]

what is the point of 14.0 if there's no charge turning for 096

[rancid quartz]

literally

[drowsy dove]

here's the updated version with aforementioned "toned down colors"

i also changed the backpack's colors a bit and merged its outlines with the main shape and outline of the body

i'll make the respirators soon enough, just can't find something that works and is good

[spiral wigeon]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iXDeCz3YKmQDVJao5?invite=cr-MSx3MDUsMjE3MDE3MDU0LA Scam

[haughty meteor]

Wait Holy shit that's actually spot on

Good cosplay

[buoyant dew]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iXDfhnTdMK6V8hPQo?invite=cr-MSwxVU0sNDI5MTYzNzYs

[late ridge]

4 foot 5 security guard

[craggy birch]

Hi

I have a question

[haughty light]

i get this error everytime i try to get the code

[craggy birch]

So like I found a disc on my cousins closet and it looks kinda weird and got like symbols and it said scp

And I was wondering if y’all know what is it

I don’t know nothing about this things I’m just curious cuz he was hiding it

[undone knot]

You aren't the only one, the portal seems to have some connectivity issues right now and it will hopefully be fixed soon, sorry for the inconvenience!

[haughty light]

ah, okay

[distant locust]

came so far

[worldly flame]

Hank Green

[split finch]

waht

[ashen basalt]

Norbert eastwood

[copper falcon]

misstep

[upper pasture]

Made this just now.

[haughty light]

i finally got the code

[ashen basalt]

Sigma

[scenic jolt]

!14.0

[sly cargo]

The 14.0 Patreon Beta is currently open to Patreon Tier 4 (Zone manager) subscribers and above.
Purchase a Tier: https://www.patreon.com/c/hubertmoszka/membership
Guide - Accessing the Beta: https://scpslgame.com/beta-access
Beta Key portal: https://patreon.scpslgame.com/

[short ocean]

i look so handsome

[flat kite]

What did I walk in on

[shadow crescent]

That doc was a true monster

[flat kite]

real

[short ocean]

we were gambling

[shadow crescent]

Name checks out

[short ocean]

damn right it does

[shadow crescent]

Gambling and alcoholism are two sides of the same…coin

[short ocean]

remember, you can only loose 100% but stand to win everything

[shadow crescent]

Wait dared is that u!?

I tried telling u last time I saw u that your audio is pitched down

Change some of your audio to .wav

[short ocean]

ye ik i got my audio pitched down otherwise its too loud and ppl complain

[shadow crescent]

No not that kind

It’s like one semitone off pitch

So it sounds weird

[short ocean]

this is my soundboard settings

[shadow crescent]

Kinda like changing it from d to c#

it’s not the audio loudness

It’s the audio itself

which soundboard u using

[short ocean]

soundpad

[shadow crescent]

Try change your audio to .wav and see if the sound changes

it should become normal but not louder

[short ocean]

i got it set to M4A atm i just changed it to wav

[shadow crescent]

aight

[short ocean]

now i gotta record everything again

rip

[shadow crescent]

Wait how do u get your audio

[short ocean]

i manually record all my audio

[shadow crescent]

oh dang

yo could use a Yt to mp3

Then use audio trimmer to trim it

And mp3louder.com to change how loud it is

[short ocean]

yeah i probably could

[shadow crescent]

you could also use uh

wait lemme check

I just use expsoundboard

infinite keybinds, multiple soundboard slots, and you can convert from mp3 to wav

And it’s free

[short ocean]

i alr paid for this i might as well keep using it

[shadow crescent]

🫡

[short ocean]

i love to blast awful sounds on roblox servers to stop e-daters

[shadow crescent]

ah yes

[short ocean]

this lets me destroy headphones

[shadow crescent]

a fine art indeed

[short ocean]

entertaining

and beneficial to society

[shadow crescent]

They say music heals the soul

[short ocean]

debateable

[lucid terrace]

i said to them that "dc" its emotion command

[random void]

[mental isle]

hm

[mental isle]

"type quit smoking in the console to stop your smoking addiction" ❤️

[calm trout]

What's the real emotion command

[lucid terrace]

emotion emotename

[cloud lake]

Yesterday to the legendary game GTA SA turned 20 years

[mental isle]

is that

[woeful rapids]

guys i need help

[bronze dune]

#technical-support

[turbid swift]

call of duty modern warfare cold war

[mental isle]

Woah!

[woeful rapids]

nothing in the room u say go see can help i just want to know how ican admin myself in old scp game

[turbid swift]

ye

[turbid swift]

crazy

[bronze dune]

new micro room is buns

but probably a placeholder

my guess is this is gonna be 939 room in final release

[round sapphire]

whats wrong with it

i like it more than old micro room

[bronze dune]

im not saying its bad

its bad for a micro room

it would be way better if it was 939 room instead

but as i said

this is probably a placeholder

and will be 939 room in the final release

[whole igloo]

It’s not going to be 939 room because of the actual testing and results of the micro HID going on there

[bronze dune]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[whole igloo]

Yeah it is kinda hard to know that was there

[bronze dune]

also it doesnt say micro hid on its panel right?

it says something else

[whole igloo]

It says alpha warhead, because they haven’t changed it yet

[bronze dune]

got it

[whole igloo]

acyually nvm it says project segmentum now, it shows in the easter egg video here: #art-discussion message at 1:24

[round sapphire]

im pretty sure its specifically designed to be micro room

[river gate]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AgPgZ_4uWzk

[prisma plaza]

it's not

939 already has a fully designed room and has had one for 2 years

[bronze dune]

the old micro room was pretty straight forward, normal hallway but it has micro now but this is a whole ass new camping spot

[prisma plaza]

it's much better in my opinion, except the upper half uses too many 939 room assets

doesn't fit what it's supposed to be all too well

[upper pelican]

sumn' ain't right

[rain tulip]

two barrels

[latent vale]

Everyone knows that the more ironsights you have, the more accurate you are

[upper pelican]

No cylinder makes it lightweight

[latent vale]

Indeed

[stray cloud]

Welp

[rain tulip]

no way?

[stray cloud]

Yes way lol

[left sage]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-ishowspeed-gif-1290931606264393136

[stray cloud]

https://youtu.be/Ah6huRYoo6k?t=2118 Free exposure time

[rain tulip]

so it's possible we'll get an SCP SL video one day :D

[stray cloud]

It will like likely be soon

I mean he said

“I’ve been meaning to play this game”

So he’s planned for a video about it

[rain tulip]

well, he does get busy, which he also said. he does have projects still in development, which have been taking time away from youtube

nonetheless, excited for it

[left sage]

Imagine If he plays the beta

[mental isle]

yeah imagine

[stray cloud]

Imagine hearing intercom turn on and then hearing "Hello everybody I am Markiplier welcome to SCP secret Laboratory" Except it's actually fucking him saying it

[deep dock]

can we keep this in game

[knotty mountain]

absolutely

[ashen basalt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/714231026183962726/1219713894457671771/20240319_142607.gif

i am a huge fan of the person who made that video

[mortal eagle]

huh

[wooden lagoon]

https://youtu.be/_6KZI74zKfE?feature=shared

[covert stump]

i love that scientist

[covert stump]

@hard vale FR XDDD

d boy have nice position too

[zenith crystal]

🥰

[visual swan]

They put the anomalous items locked up in the bathroom?

Imagine using SCP-1576 while on the toilet

And you're asking dead players if anyone else is in the bathroom because your toilet stall is out of toilet paper and you need to scoot to the next stall to get more

[covert stump]

no

its just a bug

[final kraken]

It's a bug that's almost as ancient as you are

[visual swan]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-underwater-gif-922906369727670801

[jade harness]

~after that 096 cried into his pillow for a long time~ by the way...how did it corrode him?according to the lore 096 is almost invulnerable

[alpine sage]

IM SORRY????? 2 COMPUTERS!!

[covert stump]

wait what

official server?

[alpine sage]

YEAH

[rustic elk]

good game 👍

[reef charm]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iXVCrK3xaTELsS4K3?invite=cr-MSxtRG4sMjcwOTk0MzM5LA

[nocturne mesa]

SOULSBORNE RANKING!!! Worst to best

Games:

• Dark Souls 2
• Demon’s Souls
• Dark Souls 1
• Bloodborne
• Elden Ring
• Dark Souls 3

DLCs:

• Crown of the Sunken King (DS2)
• Crown of the Ivory King (DS2)
• Crown of the Old Iron King (DS2)
• Ashes of Ariandel (DS3)
• Artorias of the Abyss (DS1)
• The Ringed City (DS3)
• Shadow of the Erdtree (ER)
• The Old Hunters (BB)

[iron river]

AMNESIA THE BUNKER MENTIONED

[prisma plaza]

beta server spawn config is beyond fucked

[manic cargo]

oops i accidentally remade the pre 14.0 sl d class

[winged sun]

Oh cool

[hidden forum]

@loud quiver

[loud quiver]

?

[frosty kayak]

premium

markiplier official server when

[split night]

Did you guys like my gpu

[winged sun]

Never

Not a good idea at all

[frosty kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/goat-standing-cursed-silvagunner-gif-23443759

[winged sun]

I would be very scared if i saw this irl

[frosty kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/approved-accepted-agreed-allowed-appropriate-gif-12581061

[winged sun]

Good night everyone

It's been a good/bad day for us

But world still spinning

No matter what happened

Just hang in there

[calm trout]

What gpu is that

[split night]

It’s a 4060 bro!

[calm trout]

The ryzen 4070 is better

[split night]

that goat saw something…
Send in the task force

[latent vale]

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer"
―Alfred "Weird Al" Yankovic

[tight anchor]

i was there for this until my discord and game broked

[knotty mountain]

#event-clips message the joker

[split night]

Idea

[deft acorn]

Bad idea

[hasty tangle]

Why was my first thought Red Bull cooled gaming PC

[visual swan]

Drink it and use the energy to clean up your room please

[hasty tangle]

^

[split night]

No

[split night]

no

[hasty tangle]

Ok, but at least pour in red bull into a AIO

[split night]

https://tenor.com/view/mgrr-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-sam-monsoon-gif-24364189

[final kraken]

Return it right fucking now

[split night]

no

[final kraken]

why

[wooden lagoon]

https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2024/10/toby-fox-shares-deltarune-dev-update-says-hes-working-on-chapter-5-every-day

[obtuse needle]

https://tenor.com/view/d-class-scp-sl-scp-capcut-emojis-gif-3470403766029922337

[final kraken]

who cares

delrarune is ass

if we're not getting undertale 2 I'm not interested

[vast girder]

https://youtu.be/m_Lmec5ViOQ?si=9ofuORlRrW8s8f2O

[turbid swift]

Why do I see Rick Ashly?

I'm shit in this game

[vast girder]

https://youtu.be/Ddpx0JLOH6o?si=QCsnRtJfeMIone-g

[rain tulip]

Target spotted. Destroy that rat immediately.

https://tenor.com/view/dr-manhattan-gif-18899941

[half grail]

???

[wraith pike]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iXD9t8uaDa1uW0qVH/spok?invite=cr-MSxMM2UsMjQ0MzU2ODc5LA

[ashen basalt]

real.

[copper marlin]

i think im cooking

[round sapphire]

@wild quiveru and me <3

[wild quiver]

you smiled at me with your card out, trapping me forever

[fallow isle]

fun

[round sapphire]

average 173 game

[wooden lagoon]

I actually never played Deltarune yet
But the only way If I know if the game is good
is if I played it
Still playing the first Undertale is super great

Just giving an update

[knotty mountain]

ok that was funny

[trail kayak]

173 - 079 + 914 = Trapped for an entire round

[latent kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1223915472655880252/1300155782012342323/vexbolts_2024-10-27-10-42-12_1730014932632.mp4?ex=6721216e&is=671fcfee&hm=ebab578510ef4b5afc7cb8b05033a3a0309c5bb9345afc3df4b69b00c21a978a&

[honest raft]

@limber jewel

some funny moments i had with someone

[limber jewel]

Oh
Very nice screenshot

❤️

[honest raft]

thank you

[oblique sorrel]

https://medal.tv/games/scp-secret-laboratory/clips/iYkQ9O4ZWHTpBcVEL?invite=cr-MSxOMHUsMjM1ODEyMjg1LA I won the 1v1 against the skeleton

[opaque bronze]

crazy

[whole igloo]

subtle forshadowing https://medal.tv/games/minecraft/clips/iYmzqxctjwbIZv5NP?invite=cr-MSxnZ1csMjUzMjc1Nzg4LA

[latent kelp]

I made art

its beautiful

wait

#art-showcase

[rustic elk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/841228970707517491/1291031721852014645/caption.gif

[south locust]

My first ban in 17 years of video game on a free ton play because i wiped an northwood staff on a official serv ( memescp )

( I suppose that's because I didn't have any explanation for the ban)

[shadow crescent]

oh nah NW staff salty 💀

[split night]

let him cook

[undone knot]

Hello!
Sorry to hear your appeal was denied, however that decision is usually final.
In regards to the northwood staff, they don't have the power to issue global bans, it was more than likely an anticheat detection.

[south locust]

Thank you lucid for taking into consideration my posts on the discord, I would just like to have details on the ban, because in the deban request I have no possibility of responding, there must be a way to know if it is a manual ban or not and if that's the case who put it, I really want to clarify the ban, I have never been banned in my life on a video game and I feel a terrible feeling of injustice, s 'please can you just give me some clarifications, I'm fighting with the memescp staff to find out if anyone has a record, knowing that I have a lot of time on their servers

[shadow crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-gif-13224069

[shadow crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-gabriel-ultrakill-v1-v1-ultrakill-watch-yo-tone-mf-gif-15334889531043185167

[split night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910337215266160710/1231986650977009815/attachment-2-1-1.gif

[shadow crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/eat-small-rat-pasta-run-away-gif-106069290747076787

[split night]

https://tenor.com/view/skibidi-do-you-fuck-with-skibidi-toilet-do-you-fw-skibidi-toilet-mcj-gif-10373040426420117932

[shadow crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/secret-service-colin-firth-reload-kingsmen-gif-11098874

[undone knot]

Unfortunately as it commonly is with game bans, it's generally the policy that this information isn't given out, both to protect the security of the game and the identity of the reporter (if there is one).
Sorry I can't be more helpful!

[shadow crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/kingsman-harry-heart-im-a-catholic-whore-offensive-trigger-gif-5060819