general

[wispy blade]

MULTITHREADED KNOCKBACK

@ electroniccat implement in paper wen

[void void]

afaik bedrock does almost everything async

[nimble depot]

how about Paper.js (paper that runs on node.js)

[void void]

which is why redstone on there is so inconsistent

[wispy blade]

https://prismarine.js.org/

[void void]

https://github.com/PrismarineJS/flying-squid <-- actual "vanilla like" server implementation

[mighty storm]

The general ping

[wispy blade]

hi c h e w !!!

[void void]

😅 definitely wasn't me

[wispy blade]

goes to serverkast.nl
expects some stuff as they're the first google result
they only sell 12 different products

[worthy geode]

"Features: Players can see the world"
Great

[brave radish]

so Minestom but JS?

[void void]

essentially

well no

https://github.com/PrismarineJS/node-minecraft-protocol

that's probably this

since this essentially does the bare minimum

and flying squid has actual terrain generation and stuff

[warm anchor]

@wispy blade just your average weekend

[worthy geode]

nitroi!

[void void]

seems legit

[warm anchor]

I am like a collector of those messages now

[wispy blade]

Nitro AirDrop from Epic Games

[warm anchor]

Sometimes it’s epic game, steam, CSGO, or discord nitro

[warm anchor]

I mean they did it before lol

Just not this way

[wispy blade]

actually, good call, i should add that kinda functionality to my own bot

[warm anchor]

Yeah we nuke them instantly and log it so normal user won’t even see it

@worthy geode “share your screen in HD!” It’s so funny they would show you discord perks

[worthy geode]

And that just by logging in with your Steam account on that perfect legit page

[warm anchor]

Of all the fake domains

They get .ru

I’d think of something is up if it’s .ru

Coz Russian hacker meme

[worthy geode]

They have a button at the top, "Security", which fittingly does absolutely nothing

[warm anchor]

Hahahahaha

I’ve seem some really advanced one. That are basically carbon copy of steam store page

Then they redirect you after your first entry with “incorrect” password error and send you to the legit page

[worthy geode]

thats kinda smart

[warm anchor]

Yeah so say a kid who “already clicking fishy link to begin with” will never think of anything being odd

Aside from “oh I must made a typo”

[limpid comet]

ok this is ridiculous

@waxen panther what laptop did you get again

im moving to linux only

[waxen panther]

@limpid comet @limpid comet

[twin lagoon]

arch linux epic ?

void linux cringe

[waxen panther]

void better

[twin lagoon]

didn't ask

[untold meadow]

the same screenshot again and again

[twin lagoon]

@untold meadow @untold meadow @untold meadow @untold meadow @untold meadow @untold meadow @untold meadow @untold meadow @untold meadow

BEST kezz

[waxen panther]

blue asked .

[untold meadow]

do u even bother reuploading or do u just paste the link

[twin lagoon]

[untold meadow]

@twin lagoon @twin lagoon @twin lagoon @twin lagoon @twin lagoon

BEST michahehalle

[twin lagoon]

[untold meadow]

[wispy blade]

best laptop Acer Travelmate B117-MP 😤

[twin lagoon]

the name travelmate screams like a 12" piece of shit made with the cheapest chinese plastic

i'm not even that far off

[untold meadow]

rounded corners is the sign of a top quality laptop

[warm mesa]

That looks so ugly.

[twin lagoon]

i've never thought about that but you're right

[wispy blade]

it's ugly but it comes with a whopping 4 gigs of ram

and it's the laptop i got from school

4 years ago...

[waxen panther]

ugly ugly ugly ugly ugly

YUCK

[twin lagoon]

koriuwu when @waxen panther

[wispy blade]

brocc why are you describing yourself

[warm mesa]

This is a good looking laptop

[waxen panther]

ew

[twin lagoon]

big bezels

[waxen panther]

bottom bezel is too big

[wispy blade]

that's a microsoft surface laptop, no?

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther new welyn video

[waxen panther]

cannot watch

[twin lagoon]

you hate welyn

[waxen panther]

am on 5 win streak in apex

i need the badges

[twin lagoon]

5 win streak in apex wtf

it takes me 20 matches to win 1

[waxen panther]

😳

[wispy blade]

lol noob

[plucky sparrow]

no u

[waxen panther]

@twin lagoon we lost 😔

[red timber]

imagine losing

[jovial plover]

Can I run spigot and paper together

[unkempt drift]

paper is spigot, just better

why would you run both?

[jovial plover]

I need paper ac and spigot plugins

[twin lagoon]

you can run spigot plugins on paper...

[unkempt drift]

99.999% of spigot plugins work on paper

[true canyon]

And the one that doesn't smells bad.

[unkempt drift]

paper is a fork of spigot, its just improvements on top of it

[jovial plover]

Okie

[left swift]

Paper mods on spigot

[jovial plover]

Hmmmmmm

Sus

[magic river]

The Chicago White Sox are wearing what look like soccer uniforms with knee length red socks that like half of them are wearing over their pants

[wispy blade]

how DARE they

[magic river]

I keep having to double check the Yankees aren't playing the Red Sox 😛

[dim hollow]

does anybody know of a way to use both fabric mods and plugins in a server? I didn't think to ask in #paper-help because it's not really a problem with a server I already have

[magic river]

Nope, not a thing

[twin lagoon]

you can't

[waxen panther]

i meaannnnnnnn

[magic river]

Closest thing to that (that actually works) is Sponge plugins and Forge mods

Seems like every so often someone will try to make a new Cauldron-like thing to combine Spigot and Forge or Fabric but they either don't work, don't work well, or never get upgraded

Problem is even if you had mods working with Spigot (or Paper) the Bukkit API doesn't know what to do with anything that's not in vanilla

[fervent kite]

!shaders

!shader

[magic river]

So your plugins would either not effect mods, effect them when you don't want them to, or crash when they tried to act on a mod block or entity

[worn ember]

Protip: anything that can be a plugin can be a mod too

[fervent kite]

what are the best shaders that work with paper?

[twin lagoon]

what does shaders have to do with paper

they're clientside

[waxen panther]

nothing

[magic river]

Shaders are a client thing, nothing to do with Paper

[fervent kite]

ok

[worn ember]

paper client wen

[brave radish]

so all of them work

[worn ember]

inb4 they break with starlight

[waxen panther]

?

[fervent kite]

so my next question is what is the best shader?

[waxen panther]

ded is so dumb its unreal

[twin lagoon]

idk use whatever you like

[waxen panther]

sues ptgi if you have a good gpu

[twin lagoon]

BSL epic

[worn ember]

love me brocc, have my babies

[waxen panther]

no

[magic river]

You mean SEUS?

[waxen panther]

yes sorry that

typing hard

[worn ember]

brocc so dum its unreal

[waxen panther]

haha kekw emote haha

[magic river]

Wasn't sure if you meant SEUS or were trying to say Use

[fervent kite]

if im hosting on my personhal machine do you see shaders having an impact on performance?

[magic river]

[twin lagoon]

it'll impact your gpu

not your cpu

[magic river]

Streams that have that for KEKW are always fun

[fervent kite]

so hows paper going so far for 1.17?

[viscid wedge]

BSL and the many forks of it are all pretty good

[twin lagoon]

works fine

[fervent kite]

we are going to 1.18

[twin lagoon]

cool

[viscid wedge]

[fervent kite]

some big changes coming, right?

[worn ember]

should be every emote on twitch tbh

[fervent kite]

sspawning and more

ore dist

biome

completely changing the end dimension

(you heard it here first)

[viscid wedge]

[twin lagoon]

uh

[fervent kite]

1.19 for sure if not

[worn ember]

Enderdragon remodel wen

[fervent kite]

end ore

lol

?

end biomes??

[wispy blade]

already exists

[fervent kite]

truew

i think its just for blending though

[brave radish]

ore in the end would be interesting though

mine mine mine
falls into void

[fervent kite]

@wispy blade

true

zcm

[wispy blade]

@brave radish has never played with Draconic Evolution

[waxen panther]

@waxen panther
true
naomi

[fervent kite]

end gate buff

[coarse lily]

1.19 is gonna change oceans to blood.

[fervent kite]

end return gate buff

you know what i mean

[oak warren]

Hola

[fervent kite]

the far end gates

[brave radish]

that... is true. Why?

[worn ember]

end ores are a normal thing in modded lul

[oak warren]

Can someone pass me the Travertine for the 1.7 pls

[worn ember]

.downloads

[twin lagoon]

travertine isn't supported or maintained anymore

[limber knot]

https://papermc.io/downloads

[twin lagoon]

use velocity if you want 1.7 support

[worn ember]

if its not there you're out of luck

[fervent kite]

instead of netherite which increase durabitlity you could wrap your tool in something for a different benefit

[worn ember]

instakill

[void void]

why do we even use floats

in mc

[worn ember]

for percision?

[magic river]

Should play Better Minecraft

[wispy blade]

because doubles are 64 bit

[void void]

double better

float bad no precision 😦

[wispy blade]

and floats are enough precision lol

[void void]

not at mc world scale

[twin lagoon]

they are

[fervent kite]

amaranth, i like to play vanilla with added recipes

[oak warren]

and where it is downloaded

[fervent kite]

because im vegan

[twin lagoon]

~~https://velocitypowered.org~~

[worn ember]

you want your worlds to be another +5gb lol?

[twin lagoon]

https://velocitypowered.com/ *

[wispy blade]

what does being vegan have to do with minecraft

[oak warren]

thanks

[fervent kite]

i play vegan minecraft

[void void]

vegan minecraft

[worn ember]

tf does that even mean

[coarse lily]

What issue are you having with floats?

[fervent kite]

i dont like to kill animals

[twin lagoon]

muh minecraft world starts being unstable at x 3294820349829348

[worn ember]

what about undead

and spiders

[fervent kite]

fantasy characters are free from moral consideration

haunted spiders

[wispy blade]

[fervent kite]

lol

[twin lagoon]

i'll have 3 of whatever the fuck you're smoking

[wispy blade]

that's some of the most flawed logic i've ever heard

[fervent kite]

how?

[wispy blade]

and i've been in #politics

[fervent kite]

its logical

animal mobs are meant to be treated as individuals

[wispy blade]

so spiders aren't animals anymore?

[fervent kite]

they are classifiewd as haunted spiders

possesed

[coarse lily]

Pretty sure they were created specifically to be killed for food.

But shrug

[fervent kite]

yes

i agree ocel

[wispy blade]

@coarse lily BEST ocelotpotpie

[coarse lily]

Play the game however you want man.

[fervent kite]

but just because they were intedned that way doesnt mean we have to

[coarse lily]

Kill stuff, don't kill stuff, chop down trees, don't chop down trees - who cares?

[worn ember]

i play vegan dota

[wispy blade]

brb making plugin that makes every creature hostile at night

[worn ember]

i go 0/12/0 and lose

[twin lagoon]

@coarse lily

[fervent kite]

dark its not a good game to play like that i guess

[worn ember]

What if the pigs are possessed, how would you know

[coarse lily]

o/

[fervent kite]

they clearly are...

have you ever looked intotheir eyes?

you know whats weird is sea pickles and coral

those are considered animals

[wispy blade]

they are

[fervent kite]

so we dont disturb them

[wispy blade]

coral is microscopic
sea pickles are glorified starfish

[fervent kite]

i tweeted a spongeologist

but we decided that the sponges found in ocean monuments are not based on an animal

i have been trying to ask how we can change trades

[wispy blade]

hf digging into nms for that i guess

[fervent kite]

like replace tropical fish bucket for the wandering trader

is that even possible?

[brave radish]

datapack?

[fervent kite]

im asking

would that do it?

[brave radish]

probs; dunno for sure I don't use them

[royal kernel]

Lol my server went from using 750mb on 1.16.5 to 2500 on 1.17.1

[wispy blade]

ram?

[royal kernel]

Ya sry

[jovial plover]

Is there an easy way to tell if a spigot plug in will work on paper

[twin lagoon]

you just run it

[brave radish]

just try it; it almost always will

[royal kernel]

Test it

[twin lagoon]

it will work 99% of the time, paper is built on top of spigot

[jovial plover]

Ok

I boosted someone for a mc server

They went to school before I could get it

[twin lagoon]

k

[jovial plover]

And their 12h ahead of me, so I can't get it

[twin lagoon]

probably better off just using a free host

[jovial plover]

Rood

Can't find a free host

[twin lagoon]

minehut

[plucky sparrow]

server pro

[twin lagoon]

aternos

[jovial plover]

I hope they'll give it after their school

I already gave them my boost

[plucky sparrow]

you're kinda dry

is it because they asked in general rather than #paper-help

[brave radish]

Boosting someone in exchange for hosting is a horrible idea

[wispy blade]

it's because michael is tired since it's 00:12

[red timber]

michael go to sleep

[twin lagoon]

nah just being realistic

[plucky sparrow]

is he always tired after that point of time

[red timber]

don't be angery

[wispy blade]

no it's because he had to spend time to explain kubernetes to me

[twin lagoon]

naomi for the love of god, shut the fuck up, thanks

[red timber]

kubernetes is an ass anyway

[wispy blade]

exactly

ok papa @twin lagoon

[red timber]

p a p a n

[plucky sparrow]

poor noime

[twin lagoon]

@waxen panther

[jovial plover]

Is it worth my boost for 3gb ram, 30gb ssd, 150percent cpu

[plucky sparrow]

150

percent

cpu?

[twin lagoon]

think this through

[jovial plover]

200percent*

[plucky sparrow]

200 percent?

[twin lagoon]

you pay like $5/mo for a discord boost which the owner of that server doesn't profit off, it's just a discord boost

[plucky sparrow]

cpu percentage?

[twin lagoon]

in return you get hardware resources that the owner has to pay money for

why would that person not just buy boosts directly

[jovial plover]

Cos

[plucky sparrow]

it's probably like a cheap contabo server

[twin lagoon]

and/or oversold to the max

[jovial plover]

It is an obonto server

[magic river]

You can get a VPS for like $2.50/mo that falls over if you try to use it for more than static file web hosting

[twin lagoon]

ubuntu is just a distro

not a reasoning for why they would give you servers for boosts

[jovial plover]

61000Mb ram on that puppy

[worn ember]

Megabit? yikes

[plucky sparrow]

no no no

obonto

[jovial plover]

Lmao

U know what I meant

[waxen panther]

what am i reading

@twin lagoon why did you bring me here

🤿

[plucky sparrow]

have we just forgotten about the 200% percent cpu

[twin lagoon]

i needed mental support

[waxen panther]

i have a 300 percent cpu

[plucky sparrow]

i have a 350 percent cpu but i'm looking to get a 500 percent cpu

[wispy blade]

i have a 6300 percent cpu guys

get on my level

[plucky sparrow]

ofc you're rich smh

you probably have a percentageripper

[wispy blade]

no

but it is amd

[plucky sparrow]

probs amd tizen 9 6000+ percentage series

[wispy blade]

nah fam

F(X)-6300

[shell vine]

[plucky sparrow]

wtv mine has faster percentage cores

[wispy blade]

but it's decent for multipercentage!!!!!

[plucky sparrow]

well minecraft doesn't take advantage of multipercentage

[wispy blade]

yes, but i'm running multiple minecrafts

[plucky sparrow]

at 2 percentages per second though

[quartz haven]

someone good with nginx? i need quick help

[twin lagoon]

.ask

[limber knot]

If you have a question, please just ask it. Don't look for staff or topic experts. Don't ask to ask or ask if people are awake or available. Just ask the question to the channel straight out, and wait patiently for a reply.

[worn ember]

yoinked straight from tph lul

[jovial plover]

That person needs to come home from school

[royal kernel]

Good is relative

[quartz haven]

try_files $uri $uri.html $uri/ @extensionless-php;```
how can i fit this into one line?

or a specific php file

[shell vine]

[quartz haven]

;-;

[hushed hazel]

Has paper ever gotten someone who wants to pay them to add a backdoor? 🤣

someone wants to pay me 4000 dollars to add a backdoor to my plugin

[shell vine]

ask for it in bitcoin first

then dont do it

[wispy blade]

and then there's Felenov who will do it for laughs and pwn servers

[hushed hazel]

bruh he bumped it up to 8000

theres no way he has this much money

[twin lagoon]

ask for btc

tbh i probably would've just implemented the backdoor for $8000

[shell vine]

4k 8k why not 16k at this point

[wispy blade]

just make it like a super surface level backdoor

[twin lagoon]

implement backdoor, get paid, update the plugin without the backdoor on spigot again

[red timber]

make them pay up front, 8k you said?

4k before and after

ez

[hushed hazel]

https://read-my-man.ga/FCoPsj.png?key=SMB6VGzusO

lmfaooo

[twin lagoon]

of fucking course it's anarchy

what plugin even

[potent fossil]

kiddo tryna do some social engineering on discord be like

"do it ill pay u however much u want"

"i promiseeeeee"

[wispy blade]

8000 is a month's paycheck 👀

[worn ember]

Inb4 it's a backdoor for the Linux kernel

[red timber]

not hard to make one

[worn ember]

Ik it's been done lol that was the joke

Coz linoox bad

[hushed hazel]

wasnt there some sussy patches sent to linux kernel

[worn ember]

Yes

[coarse lily]

From a university, no less.

Who were "just trying to prove a point"

[wispy blade]

as a test

[coarse lily]

Kind of a stupid test.

[worn ember]

Test or not. Dick move

[coarse lily]

Yeah.

[red timber]

yeah linux is the worst os to ever use

like just use windows or something

[waxen panther]

yeah fr windows on top

[wispy blade]

windows? nah fam

[brave radish]

p sure they blocked the entire university from contributing

[wispy blade]

reactOS

[waxen panther]

no bad patches sent to windows!

[plucky sparrow]

windogs

[red timber]

yeah and source code is hidden, so we're safe from hackers!

[plucky sparrow]

First time using an android phone after a long while and damn I'm shocked, I kinda like it

[olive marlin]

I'm still waiting for someone to make an OS which doesn't suck...

[plucky sparrow]

Im trying to convince my brain to prefer my iPhone

[red timber]

unlike linux, can point out vulns using a pair of eyes and a finger

[worn ember]

Not just you

[waxen panther]

haha ded moment haha

[red timber]

haha elllmao rofl

[shell vine]

[plucky sparrow]

When did Huawei become this good

[shell vine]

why would u use china phone

[wispy blade]

they're all china phone

[worthy geode]

They no longer have the play store tho iirc. That kinda sucks

[plucky sparrow]

Like I prefer my iPhone but I don't remember Huawei being good or decent at all

[worn ember]

Made in china branded in x country

[plucky sparrow]

what can I do with this Huawei phone though

[worthy geode]

Huawei has been pretty good for years in terms of hardware, camera etc.

[worn ember]

Even my 6 year old Huawei works fine still

They're not bad phones at all

[plucky sparrow]

Eh

There are some flaws

[worn ember]

Sure. As with any phone

Can't say iphone is perfect either lol

[shell vine]

i like my note 9 😌

[plucky sparrow]

Didn't say so though

[worthy geode]

And I rather have a phone with some flaws for 300 dollars than 1000+ :D

[plucky sparrow]

Like Huawei is ok but there's so much bloatware

And locked bootloader 😕

[shell vine]

wonder if apple is gonna make a foldable like the new z flip or whatever its called

[plucky sparrow]

Well it's still new tech

Doubt it

It's not ideal at all

[worn ember]

It just begs to break tbh

Wear and tear will ruin it

[plucky sparrow]

It’s just a dumb concept

[shell vine]

yea its almost like a gimmick

[plucky sparrow]

Yup

Foldable phones really just don’t make a lot of sense

[waxen panther]

<@&748618676189528155>

[shell vine]

epic

[limpid comet]

nice

whats up

[shell vine]

mods asleep

[mighty storm]

what in the world

[plucky sparrow]

Ban hammer moment?

[limpid comet]

seems like i came in at the right time

[static badge]

aren't you a mod

[waxen panther]

lol no

[shell vine]

not much of a overlord

[waxen panther]

the overlord and underlord cancel eachother out

chew too alpha to delete the message

just comments on it instead

[twin lagoon]

paper moderation at peak performance

[waxen panther]

Give Michael core team

[wispy blade]

yes

[mighty storm]

bruh

[twin lagoon]

chew you have moderator powers just get rid of him

[waxen panther]

Chew you know you’re a mod right

[wispy blade]

@mighty storm !

[mighty storm]

helo!

bruh bagel

[twin lagoon]

???????????????????????????????

[mighty storm]

esperanto

[waxen panther]

what the fuck

[wispy blade]

lol

[waxen panther]

ok

[shell vine]

u ok

[mighty storm]

damn

[left swift]

[wispy blade]

@left swift a

[left swift]

@wispy blade b

[wispy blade]

a very good night, im going to bed

[left swift]

u2

[plucky sparrow]

a

[zealous wedge]

@mighty storm is our queen, moderating is below her clearly (💜)

[wispy blade]

FACTS

[plucky sparrow]

Weren’t you going to bed?

[wispy blade]

i already am in bed

just getting stuffed animals ready :)

[plucky sparrow]

Yeah, they must protect you from the monsters

[wispy blade]

no, they fill the gap of nonexistent gf

[plucky sparrow]

Oh

[waxen panther]

average paper general

[wispy blade]

average naomi statement*

[waxen panther]

naomi statements are 90% of paper general

[wispy blade]

false

[plucky sparrow]

incorrect.

[wispy blade]

only 8620 messages from me in paper general

[waxen panther]

you only joined a couple months ago

[wispy blade]

1666923 total messages in paper general

[plucky sparrow]

2200 messages over here

[astral bear]

https://tenor.com/view/ping-discord-angry-admin-discord-mod-gif-19439076

[wispy blade]

.wa ((1666923-8620)/1666923)*100

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Exact result: 165830300/1666923 - Decimal approximation: 99.482879533127804943599674370081881406639658820473411189359076574... - https://is.gd/V1lxUJ

[wispy blade]

so i comprise about .52% of paper general

unless something happened

still way too much lmfao

[nimble depot]

Me at work today. I did some code reviews. Tomorrow I will do some more code reviews. And maybe write some code

[potent fossil]

.wa x=1666933, y=8626, y/x

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Result: 8626/1666933 - https://is.gd/ETQt06

[potent fossil]

wow thanks

[potent fossil]

correct but no clue why you did (x-y)/x where x is total messages. That'd show you how many messages are not yours

[tropic flame]

unironically this

[clever tangle]

how is viaversion probably going to deal with the 1.18 refactoring?

[magic river]

?

[worthy geode]

world height support? they won't

[magic river]

That'd be a ViaRewind thing anyway

[clever tangle]

well yeah, i mean ViaBackwards, sorry

[magic river]

Err, ViaBackwards rather, ViaRewind is for 1.8 trash

[clever tangle]

^^

[magic river]

I suspect the answer is they just won't

Unless you limit your world to 256 maybe

[clever tangle]

but is the world height really client side limited?

[worthy geode]

yes

[clever tangle]

ok

[worthy geode]

might be finally time to move on from some ancient versions

[magic river]

1.18 connecting to 1.17 servers shouldn't be too much work based on the changes so far but even if you could make 1.17 on 1.18 servers work it'd probably either require limiting your 1.18 setup or tank performance on the 1.17 clients

[clever tangle]

yes please

[brave radish]

They'll be deprecating ViaBackwards forever and not letting it run on 1.18

[magic river]

Older versions connecting to 1.18 is probably just impossible

1.17 might be doable because some of the work is already in there

[brave radish]

what happens as-is if you put ViaBackwards on a server with the datapack?

[magic river]

Does the datapack even work on Spigot or Paper?

[clever tangle]

theres a viaversion datapack?

wot

[magic river]

No, the expanded height datapack

[brave radish]

"yes"

dunno how well but people use it

[nimble depot]

I am going to pull the classic: go to sleep and wake up hoping everything has compiled without errors

[brave radish]

good luck

[nimble depot]

Usually that's not the case

Vortex is pretty strict, that's what I plan to fix with Gearwheel

[brave radish]

Q: Where did the kitties on https://korobi.vq.lc/kitty/ come from?

[untold copper]

@wispy blade

[warm anchor]

man snoopa you sure talk a lot

[potent fossil]

:/ https://i.imgur.com/cuKScbf.png

and this is my 2nd account

my first one had a strong 80 or so thousand

cat's got 206k

[warm anchor]

cat's majority of public message are in #paper-help he's crazy!

[scenic dew]

speaking of cat

[night drum]

How can I make it so that whenever I give a command, a little after issuing the command it automatically executes another command?

[scenic dew]

You can use the scheduler:

Bukkit.getScheduler().scheduleSyncDelayedTask(this /*The plugin*/, new Runnable() {
  public void run()
  {
    // Run command
  }
}, 20 /*Delay in ticks (20 is one second)*/);

Executes the run function after 20 ticks

[unkempt drift]

Simple, why did you have an original account?

And why did you get it banned? (I’m guessing)

[true canyon]

Simple became too complicated.

[magic river]

https://twitter.com/Rimmy_Downunder/status/1426838276703330310

Rimmy (@Rimmy_Downunder)

there's currently a british guy called Lord Miles in Kabul having a wonderful time.

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[left swift]

Sun must be really nice

[magic river]

Claims he was scheduled to leave on the 19th, thought things would be okay until then. Tried to go to his embassy but it was already shut down, went to the airport and there were no British officials there anymore (or at least none who knew wtf to do), ended up in an international safe house while people figure out what to do with all the foreigners stuck in the country

Some people think he went on a holiday there a few months ago and is just reusing pictures but unless on his last holiday they gave him a vest and an M1 to play with I'm not so sure about that...

He did a live stream where he showed the stamp in his passport saying he arrived on the 12th, suppose he could have faked it but...

[merry crystal]

ใครเป็นคนไทย

[solid sapphire]

so i got bsnl

[untold copper]

as in

the telecom provider

[ashen cliff]

So IPKO?

[solid sapphire]

and its already donw

[potent fossil]

sent a grabify to a scammer and he reported it, so i got 2x bamboozled

but yea, no excuse for that so

[coarse lily]

simple makes bad choices sometimes.

[potent fossil]

yes :(

[coarse lily]

But that's ancient history!

Or like 6 months ago or something.

[potent fossil]

almost 2 years ago

nope 1.5 yrs

and it was actually really scuffed bc i sent the grabify from irc (where the fucking scammer was....wasn't even using discord) but they had a bridge at that time, so it got bridged over to discord and then I got whacked bc I guess someone reported my accounts correlated

[coarse lily]

Hey there's still a Discord bridge.

[potent fossil]

i don't even know, it's a shitty situation cause it was wrong to do, but also the ban was like... ????

they also refused to show me any proof of my actions, they were just like "nope, we verified it already. ur staying banned" and then they never replied again and my account got murdered 2 days later

[coarse lily]

I mean you know what you did.

Why do you need proof?

[ashen cliff]

So just the standard?

[golden gust]

thx 4 charity

[coarse lily]

MM is sucking up!

[novel horizon]

damn MM

we now need more emotes and stickers

[coarse lily]

What boost level starts giving you fancy perks?

[novel horizon]

Click on the option in the top menu when you click on PaperMC and see for yourself ^^

https://support.discord.com/hc/en-us/articles/360028038352 or here too

[coarse lily]

Oh it already has all the perks.

I thought level 3 was 3 boosts.

[novel horizon]

Yep

[coarse lily]

Derp.

[novel horizon]

Now it has

[coarse lily]

Boosts are weird.

[novel horizon]

🤷‍♂️

You get 2 for free (to give to any server you want) when you buy nitro (which is enough for the 1. lvl, kinda nice)

[coarse lily]

Yeah I'm not gonna buy nitro.

[novel horizon]

Yeah, just saying

[coarse lily]

For three good reasons and one stupid one.

[wispy blade]

it was 2 am

[golden gust]

and she dum

[untold copper]

are there any good ps4 emulators

smh i cant find any

[ashen cliff]

Not yet.

What kind of cursed PS4 exclusive are you looking at?

[untold copper]

the last of us

a few friends want to play it

shared one too many screenshots

[wispy blade]

if i was dum then why did i get the answer

[golden gust]

are you not dum?

[wispy blade]

usually

[untold copper]

lmao

[coarse lily]

Usually dumb or usually not dumb?

[wispy blade]

you can make your own decision on that one

[coarse lily]

. . . you're the one who said "usually". I was clarifying.

[wispy blade]

yes

[golden gust]

cat does his usual attack of naomi and sparks a debate on her brains or lack thereof

[rugged sonnet]

this can of smoked oysters says it can cause reproductive harm

[wispy blade]

he gets it

[golden gust]

WARNING: This product contains materials known to the state of cancer to cause California

[lean kiln]

[untold copper]

my pc is having a fucking stroke

its my spanish class i swear-

[wispy blade]

WARNING: This California contains cancer known to the materials of product to cause state

[solid sapphire]

Warning: i am stupid

[rugged sonnet]

it says it causes cancer and deformed offspring

it was delicious tho

[potent fossil]

my professor gave us 1 day notice that he doesnt wanna teach in person so he switched to online modality and then made us buy an online homework program instead of, uh you know IDK, the one the school provides

[wispy blade]

F

[potent fossil]

so i went to that online homework program and went to their support and told them it was highway robbery and they should be ashamed of themselves then ended the chat

and then i went to go buy it for $120

and i had a coupon applied to get it for $8.50

😄

i think the support did that after i ripped them a new asshole

[wispy blade]

lol

[potent fossil]

mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

[wispy blade]

i mean fair enough

[potent fossil]

nah you gotta inflect that a little harder and say it in bold, then you'll be a new yorker

i means.......fairs enoughs

[wispy blade]

could also say it with an amsterdam accent

[potent fossil]

isnt that just dutch

[wispy blade]

yes

[potent fossil]

k say it then

[wispy blade]

i did

[plucky sparrow]

Have you slept well?

[wispy blade]

yea

i'd say so

[ashen cliff]

So that's like 3-4 hours?

[plucky sparrow]

I’ve just discovered that only some android phones have proper stereo

[ashen cliff]

👏

[golden gust]

most phones only have one speaker

[ashen cliff]

I have to say, that I like mono on my phone.

Since I can watch cursed videos normally.

[golden gust]

I don't really see how you could get stereo when the speakers are so close

[plucky sparrow]

Tried it out on the P30 Pro but then I remembered that they replaced the top speaker with some sort of vibrator thing for calls I believe

Oh it does make the sound amazing

[golden gust]

only phones I've seen with stereo generally only have it tilted to the side

[plucky sparrow]

Like miles better

But hey Samsung phones do have stereo (or at least the pricier ones) so that’s good

[ashen cliff]

You can get stereo on most phones... tho the top speaker... not good.

[plucky sparrow]

How can you achieve that

[ashen cliff]

Modify the speaker xml file.

[plucky sparrow]

Oh

Well I doubt I can do that

[ashen cliff]

You need root or at least a working recovery.

[plucky sparrow]

Yeah that’s what I thought

Well I can’t do that to my P30 Pro

[ashen cliff]

Advice, don't buy a phone with a permanently locked bootloader.

[plucky sparrow]

It’s ok

I’ll have to stick to HarmonyOS when it releases

[ashen cliff]

Day 1 unlock gang.

[plucky sparrow]

I believe there are ways to unlock the bootloader but you have to pay for it

[golden gust]

Yeeaaa... I mean, I got a 5t and it's like, it's at the point where I kinda wanna swap to lineage

[plucky sparrow]

And there’s no roms available for this phone so it’s not worth it

I’ll enjoy Google while it lasts

[ashen cliff]

I'm still on OxygenOS for now. Will try to dirty flash LinageOS at some point.

[golden gust]

unlocking the bootloader stuff toasts the data partition

[ashen cliff]

Can't toast data, if you unlocked day 1.

[golden gust]

gg

My big thing is android pay

[ashen cliff]

Still works... somehow.

[golden gust]

Like, if that doesn't work I will cry

[coarse lily]

I'm waiting for catOS

When it's just cranky at me all the time.

And shits on my rug.

[plucky sparrow]

Is Samsung Pay still the leader

Since their phones have a special chip for it

[golden gust]

The number of people I know with a samsung phone is surprisingly low

[coarse lily]

IIRC there's more Apple Pay adoption.

[golden gust]

and, my mate had a samsung and I don't think she ever bothered to care to setup the pay stuff

[coarse lily]

By a fuckton.

[plucky sparrow]

I’m aware but technically Samsung pay is still better

[golden gust]

Well, apples presentation of stuff is generally much better

Like, at least on android, pay is sorta like "to the side"

[plucky sparrow]

Samsung pay fakes the whole magnetic band of a card doesn’t it?

[golden gust]

it's there, it's usable, but it's not really as shown off as such in the marketing stuff for a device as much as apple pay is

[plucky sparrow]

Oh yeah Apple Pay is very deep integrated into the ecosystem

Apple will bark at you if you don’t add a card

[coarse lily]

Nah you can ignore that pretty easily.

It prompts you initially but you can just say no and then it'll stop.

Same with most of the setup stuff, even Siri, etc.

[plucky sparrow]

Oh

Well

[coarse lily]

Samsung has been dropping the fancy bits that emulate the mag strips, too.

[plucky sparrow]

I get the reason for which they might want you to add a card

[coarse lily]

I guess people aren't/weren't using it much.

[plucky sparrow]

Have they?

[coarse lily]

Yeah for the newer phones IIRC.

[plucky sparrow]

Rip

It was such a cool feature

[coarse lily]

The whole thing is another xkcd standards thing.

You get to a register and it's like "Does this one support the thing I have or not?"

[plucky sparrow]

Pay on android is kinda

Badly integrated

I’m guessing it’s better on pixel phones though

If I recall correctly it’s properly integrated into the OS

[serene bolt]

I have GPay working on my rooted phone, but it took a few steps from what I remember.... need magisk + magisk hide, and I also had to use one of the magisk modules to get contactless to work I think?

did that like two years ago and it still works today, so I guess they haven't tried to thwart anything

[ashen cliff]

Magisk Hide should do the trick.

[serene bolt]

my only fear is that the magisk developer joined google a few months ago, so who knows how long magisk will work :P I can imagine google won't exactly allow an employee to defeat their security mechanisms

[ashen cliff]

Just like SuperSU got absorbed?

[serene bolt]

dang I remember when everyone used supersu

[ashen cliff]

Chainfire please come back.

[worn ember]

If you can't beat them. Make them join you

[ashen cliff]

Can't beat them? Buy em.

[vernal moth]

@magic river, Minecraft is celebrating 10 years of bedrock over on maincord, but didn't you mention because that initially PE was a port of java? And thus bedrock a whole new codebase that was created later?

[worn crest]

ew bedrock

[golden gust]

I mean, afaik, the PE > bedrock switch was pretty "transparent" as such

[vernal moth]

Yeah, am obviously being incredible petty, just wanted to make sure I remember right

[coarse lily]

IIRC PE wasn't a port of Java because it was missing like 90% of stuff.

But I do think bedrock was a rewrite.

[ashen cliff]

The old PE was epic tho. Limited world, almost no view distance and the nether reactor.

[coarse lily]

Awful controls.

[plucky sparrow]

Bedrock is still missing features

[ashen cliff]

Old PE had better controls than the new version.

[coarse lily]

Yeah but it's more like "this is an older version of Minecraft" and not "someone kinda described Minecraft to someone and that person, who is blind, made a game"

[ashen cliff]

Legit, can't make it fit my hands.

[coarse lily]

Bedrock is still shit. But PE was more shit.

[wispy blade]

bro! nether reactor was 8 year old me's favourite building block

[worn ember]

Ur still 8

[plucky sparrow]

mentally, yes

[wispy blade]

false

that's my IQ

[worn ember]

Why not both

[wispy blade]

because that would be false

[worn ember]

reporting to discord anyway

[left swift]

But 2 falses make a true

[left swift]

https://twitter.com/USArmy0fficiaI/status/1422998948227264516?s=19

U.S. Army Official ➐ (@USArmy0fficiaI)

Hey Dream stans! Have you ever wanted to play Minecraft manhunt in real life?? 🤔🤩 Well consider joining the United States Army! It's just like Dream's manhunt, but instead of hunting dream, you hunt the Taliban!😭🤪 DM us for more info!

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[plucky sparrow]

What a wonderful event

Dream stans shouldn't miss out on this amazing opportunity!

[golden gust]

https://youtu.be/5Q9UF0Tstww?t=51

[quasi valley]

how about you bite me

[left swift]

I guess

😳

[golden gust]

I mean. er...

if you... er... if you insist...

[quasi valley]

[left swift]

[quasi valley]

no, that would be

very different

[left swift]

Damnit killed chat

[ashen cliff]

Epic.

[worn ember]

gotta defeat knenemy

[quasi valley]

can't defeat me with tiny meow gifs

[worn ember]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-mood-Lq0h93752f6J9tijrh

what about big ones?

[quasi valley]

now that just FUELS me

[worn ember]

i can hear the gif

[quasi valley]

also, knenemy is a good one

[worn ember]

[void void]

I built a bunker of bedrock and nether reactor!

[karmic harness]

1.17 mc and Google chrome are both at the all you can eat RAM buffet

[worn ember]

chrome has improved a lot

or i just dont notice it as much anymore since i upgraded ram

[marble niche]

still is ran by google tho

😎

[worn ember]

ok

[karmic harness]

How much ram you have?

[worn ember]

32gb

[karmic harness]

I have 20gb

3* 4gb 1600 mhz ddr3

[worn ember]

thats 12 sir

[karmic harness]

Wait yeah

8gb

Lool

I'm dumb af

3x 8gb

[full rune]

that's 24gb

[worn ember]

my man really didnt pass math class

[karmic harness]

Yeah ik

2* 8gb 1* 4gb

I almost really didnt

Lol

[worn ember]

time to get back into spring boot for my final

[full rune]

spring boot ❤️

[wispy blade]

@karmic harness epic new PFP

[karmic harness]

Si

I got 2% on the math test. Like the 2% milk

I got like 3 brain cells, one is always there, one smokes weed all the time, and the other calls off almost every day.

[wispy blade]

still better than me

[karmic harness]

Lol

[golden gust]

https://xkcd.com/2503/

xkcd: Memo Spike Connector

Backward-compatible with many existing cables, and can connect directly to phones or tablets if you press them down hard enough.

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) xkcd: Memo Spike Connector (16 August 2021)

[ashen cliff]

Bro!

Don't share my setup.

https://xkcd.com/2053/

xkcd: Incoming Calls

I wonder if that friendly lady ever fixed the problem she was having with her headset.

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) xkcd: Incoming Calls (1 October 2018)

[jovial plover]

how well can 15 plugins run on paper with 30gb ssd 3gb ram and 200% allocated cpu?

[vernal moth]

Depends on the plugins

And the CPU

And how many players

[untold copper]

And the RAM

[vernal moth]

And the weather

[untold copper]

and the SSD

And the month

[vernal moth]

Basically, try it and see

[untold copper]

Yes.

[plucky sparrow]

200% cpu pls

not again

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/674093681904713729.png?v=1&size=64

[jovial plover]

and the fridge?

[untold copper]

Obviously.

[jovial plover]

xd

[plucky sparrow]

200% CPU doesn't help

it'd be better if you could tell us the actual CPU

not the %

[jovial plover]

uh ok

Intel i7-6700 @ 4.000GHz

[twin lagoon]

right oversold cheapest hetzner box

[jovial plover]

?

[golden gust]

1. Don't limit CPU resources

2. if using a shared host, bahahahhaaaa

[plucky sparrow]

I wouldn't boost a Discord server for a free minecraft server

[twin lagoon]

this is the guy who boosted a discord server for a "free" minecraft server

[plucky sparrow]

it's probably some pterodactyl server

[novel horizon]

lol

[plucky sparrow]

where the owner can see each server and its files

[jovial plover]

lmao it is ptero

i'm still trying to get the server... almost a day after boosting

[novel horizon]

not like ptero is bad lol

[left swift]

Micel y is my CPU 95% usage when I turn server on?

Wen server on it uses 6gb I give it wtf paper is bad

[novel horizon]

it is normal that server eats lots of cpu when it starts

If you give 6 GB of RAM to Paper, it will use it

[ashen cliff]

Disable multi threading bro!

[left swift]

I dont have multithreading cuz I just use one thread bro!

[ashen cliff]

HETZNER!

https://posili.me/i/2021-08-16_16-24-16.png

MFW this image still worked, despite the switch being "dead".

[left swift]

Hetzner fake news

What are they really up to

[ashen cliff]

Cisco.

[left swift]

[plucky sparrow]

no but the owner can see the server files and etc

wouldn't trust at all

[novel horizon]

Well..

That is how it works

[left swift]

What would you be putting on server files that you would be scared someone would see

[novel horizon]

Most hostings can see what files you have lol

[plucky sparrow]

I know

but I wouldn't trust some free hosting that you got because you boosted a server

The owner can literally shut your server down or do anything they want with it randomly

[novel horizon]

ofc, but that's nothing to do with ptero

[worn ember]

huh interesting, you cant call tostring on primitives, ig it makes sense, just figured that would work somehow

[full rune]

[waxen panther]

Average ded

[worn ember]

works in C# ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vernal moth]

Does c# even have primitives like java?

[golden gust]

I wanna say yes?

(I wanna say that C# doesn't have the object based forms of stuff there for some reason)

oh, so, basically

C# is weird

they're all sorta like, magically done towards the object types internally

[wispy blade]

C# is C but not C at all

[golden gust]

it's "inspired by"

It's basically microsofts attempt at a JVM after they lost to sun

[left swift]

Hey brocc

Underwater update in rust

Sharks n stuff

U play it yet?

[novel horizon]

Looks kinda nice

I don't play pvp but it looks nice

was looking at it few days ago, created a server

[plucky sparrow]

C# inspired by c?

[left swift]

Yea u can torpedo each other in submarines

[plucky sparrow]

Or C# inspired by Java

[novel horizon]

yeah but it is kinda meh

but those underwater labs are nice

other things are nice too tho

[left swift]

Papermc rust zerg wen

[wispy blade]

zerg?

[novel horizon]

never

[wispy blade]

sorry i play terran

[left swift]

L

[plucky sparrow]

When paper gta rp server

[warm anchor]

cant do that

or kashike will never work on paper again

hes addicted to gta

[nimble depot]

One of my friends has given up on life and claims hearthstone is the best game and only plays that. Sad

[plucky sparrow]

That’s a shame

So no running over naiome?

[warm anchor]

You can still do that

[plucky sparrow]

Oh true

Brb

[wispy blade]

my pc can't handle GTA

[plucky sparrow]

I’ll handle it for you

[wispy blade]

😳

[warm anchor]

its ok Nioma even if you and your PC are trash

we still love you

[ashen cliff]

🗑️

[wispy blade]

gpu too weak sadge

[plucky sparrow]

Dam

That burns

[wispy blade]

i dont care what you call me

i will meme back

[warm anchor]

GPU price is actually not bad now looking at the newest release from amd

[plucky sparrow]

Well let’s make a PaperMC Minecraft RP server just so nioame can play

[plucky sparrow]

Huh

What has amd released

[wispy blade]

minecraft rp server 👀

yikes dude

[golden gust]

hey john

[warm anchor]

rp server. Make sure we have this plugin
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/marriage-master-mc-1-7-1-17.19273/

[plucky sparrow]

Who would you marry though

[wispy blade]

joe mama

[golden gust]

I ran an RP server

[ashen cliff]

Knew it.

[left swift]

Ok biome

[plucky sparrow]

Run another one for us

[golden gust]

weddings where probably like 20% of player ran server events

and then GoT happened

and then like, red weddings appeared

[left swift]

A got server would be sorta pog

[plucky sparrow]

Got?

[golden gust]

game of thrones

[left swift]

Gobble deez nuts

[plucky sparrow]

Oh

[golden gust]

present them

[wispy blade]

🅱️iome*

[plucky sparrow]

I haven’t watched game of thrones so not pog

[golden gust]

I started watching the first ep, and then something happened and I had to go work on something and the show was kinda 'eh, so, like, yea

[left swift]

Darkrp paper server when

[plucky sparrow]

Medieval PaperMC Roleplay Server when

MPMCRS

[left swift]

Whenever you make it

[plucky sparrow]

Me?

[left swift]

Uup

[plucky sparrow]

Does that mean I have to work on something

[left swift]

No

[plucky sparrow]

If so then no

[left swift]

Being a leader means you dont have to do work

[golden gust]

We took US military stratergy for ERP too

||Don't ask, don't tell||

[left swift]

Cat will u minecraft marry me next to the wither farm

[plucky sparrow]

Just imagine public decapitations

[red timber]

i wish i was publicly decapitated

i mean what 😳

[plucky sparrow]

It would be such a pleasure to behead naomei

[golden gust]

okay, but, think about it

isn't fire more fun?

[plucky sparrow]

Hmm

[golden gust]

and, besides

[plucky sparrow]

No because you can’t keep the head

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrzMhU_4m-g

[wispy blade]

can always decapitate WHILE on fire

[golden gust]

I like the way she's thinking

[plucky sparrow]

No because head will be burnt

[wispy blade]

not if you light up the feet first

[plucky sparrow]

Or even better..

[wispy blade]

cat, how dare you assume i posess the ability to think

[plucky sparrow]

dripping machine

aka. Chinese Water Torture

[wispy blade]

ooo

yes

[worn ember]

am hungry

[wispy blade]

hi hungry

check #food

[plucky sparrow]

Cat you need to create another rp server for us

[golden gust]

Oh god

So, there was this person on the server years ago who was just an absolute biatch

And, we had this fun rule where if you outnumbered somebody with so many people, you could basically capture them as such

This person was running an event, and one of my mates, whom she really hated, wanted to visit one of her events, but couldn't go because he'd get captured

[plucky sparrow]

So I could capture naoiem and keep it as my pet (and possibly slave)?

[left swift]

Fun rule huh

[wispy blade]

ayo wtf

[plucky sparrow]

Naimeo can u bark

[golden gust]

So, I got a few frendinos on here to join the server so that we could remain safe, and he could visit the event to keep her unable to capture him

[wispy blade]

no

[golden gust]

Well, better learn

[wispy blade]

can only cry

[plucky sparrow]

You’ll meow then

[warm anchor]

sounds like fun

cat

[golden gust]

She was apparently so fucking pissed that he was there at the event and she literally couldn't do anything to capture him and kill him

[wispy blade]

im calling the police 👀

[left swift]

Some weird stuff going on