#sk-discussion
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I googled “Silksong almost” and picked the earliest message
idk why people assumed it was almost done in 2019
User was banned so they could have been trolling or something. Regardless, case in point
Not just banned, deleted
Discord itself obliterated them
Or they just deleted the account but that's less fun
I mean; you can do the search yourself, still comes up
I imagine that means they were banned; so yeah.
@shell yacht what’s the “
” for?
I'm gonna choose to believe that the gods of discord reached out through their screen and reduced them to atoms. Wouldn't be the craziest thing people in #sk-discussion have believed
msg links always send me to the wrong thing, prob not what yall meant at all
Oh wow. Is that not a mobile only thing?
Oh wait you’re on mobile 
i am mobile only so
deleted user is a deleted account. either banned by discord or user killed it
like my old one
where does this take you
gone
i tap it and i go to #speedrunning
But with older ones, especially in announcement channels that have hundreds of reactions, I tend to end up a couple dozen messages above or below what I wanted to go to
Weird. The link I just sent is the message you sent before this one
that too, but deleted ones are a trip,sometimes sending me to another server, where everyones usernames are swapped with yalls
i mean tap the "msg could not b loaded"
literal hell
Nowhere
It doesn't do anything
yeah one time i though i somehow copypasted a [redacted] convo into a normal server, had a mini heart atk
FloppaSong
lets talk about Silksong's lack of slope
what 
Hmmm, unity engine not pog therefore no slope?
Maybe it's a stylistic choice
Maybe the way they built the controls hornet and the knight cannot handle slopes
i mean i can get it for HK
but like, i dunno, it may be a small thing and im not saying the implementation is easy/simple eitherway
Alternatively TC is slopeist
idk if slopes would really add much though, tbh
like its ont a big deal ofc, but i like the geometry they add to the overall environment
Plus they could make ranged attacks a bit of a pain in some cases
It likely exists somewhere in the game but even if it doesn't I don't think it would phase me
gotta do slopes right
Can’t wait for crowsworn to come out
honestly now that i see crowsworn has them i have less faith it will be good
unless they spent an obsessive amount of time perfecting them like I have been with my game
the amount of janky edge cases is huge
You need a doctorate in sloping before you can be trusted in any game
GraigGameNews GraigGameNews GraigGameNews 
i do think the budget to promises is a bit too optimistic(?)
Idk I feel like Crowsworn will be quite a forgettable game and I mean no disrespect to the developers
I can beat helix in smb2, do i get one?
like my IMO the stretch goals is something theyll might struggle with
hoping for the best ya know, more than they can chew stuff like that
Graig where can we find out more about your game
what are the stretch goals anyway
animated cutscenes, voice acting, an arena
(tbh v parallel to HK's goals but at like 10x+ the budget)
for 1.2M+ Mongoose Rodeo will make the game "good" 
me cynically scoffing: "it better be
"
mx+b when
can some please explain to be what the fuck crowskart is
mario kart but crowsworn
and why do we only get the dev version
unless they really mess up, right?
its basically a meme
it's probably not intentional but that tells you they're building to a predetermined scope/standard-of-quality, vs. building towards a vision independently of that. "Oh we'll make the game better if we get more money" vs "We're gonna make the game we want to make as best as we can" (ala TC
)
mario kart crowsworn done during the dev's free time because people always makes jokes about other games having their kart versions
are we shitting on crowsworn now
the devs have... free time?
lol
this will always be iconic
i wish
its such a good edit
afaik its from Assassins Creed Unity
the actual image that is
hey guys i spent 500 hours making a kart game as a joke, time that could have been used for the real game but what about the joke amirite?
Yeah stinky hollow knight ripoff
:knee_slap:
meanwhile do a dash onto a 45 degree slope and it bugs out
gapclosers/dashes in ESO (a 5+ year old mmo) are still buggy as heck with the z-axis
Yeah kind of seems more like a marketing gimmic, but hey, it got people talking about it
What if they just make the slopes visually slopes but actually just stairs
seriously have a game with dash and combat combos etc AND making them all work perfectly with slopes is no joke
its fucking hard to do lol
ye i'd avoid it
enemies also have to work on slopes etc and all attacks etc
Wait did you actually try to make a Kart game for fun or is this a bit?
I imagine slopes probably won't exist in combat areas
i mean tbf he did it on his free time and crowkart is made in the PS1 style engine which shouldnt take that much resources in terms of spriting
Do you think silksong will be better or worse then hollow knight
Because I want screenshots
worse
why?
could be either but id honestly be dissapointed if it was worst
because I said so
HK will pale in comparison
I'm curious about how they're going to handle dying, since Hornet isn't a vessel.
SS is gonna be infinitely better than HK wys?
like, the fact that they have no budget constraints and they have no deadlines by all means it should be good EXCEPT to probably those with unrealistic expectations of the game's quality
HK was not a fluke. and now the same people have more resources
no reason SS won't be better
you leave a cocoon
which allows you to regain all of your silk
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
its a question whether you get your money back from it again or not
You don’t in the E3 demo right
you dont atm
That he did
Should probably be half lost so it’s not hollow knights’ “oops I died twice there goes my 28193 geo”
so people either speculated:
you lose all your soft currency permanently,
it wasnt implemented yet,
it was gutted from the demo version because they dont really need it
geo in SS confirmed
||i want to keep the graig banter re. crowsworn going
literally no one else has fun with me talking about their questionable decisions, necessarily high expectations, and poking at the community's faith||
Actually geo look metal and shell shards are the teeth and bones of bugs
but no yeah, SS is gonna be a revelation for 2d metroidvanias/souls-likes
wdym poking at the community
not in a mean way, just like, how some faith isn't too based/things are a little sensationalized rn
but yeah i agree with the scoping tho
they really stretched out that last second
like i feel theyve gotten over ambitious even
I don't like their pricing. na with that tiering they can 100% put all that stuff
Geo is fossilized pieces of shell. Shell shards are also fossilized pieces of shell. 
HK put most of that in at more than 10x reduced budget. I'm not saying MR needs to live like TC, but 10x is more than enough
No shell shards are recently broken apart shell
Just like how Ss rosaries are the flesh of the innocent
And what makes you say some geo isn't, it sure comes from all sorts of bugs, just like shell shards
For such a high expectation for silksong tho the point of too ambitious is very high
And shell shards can come from ancient corpses that Hornet breaks
It’s too circular and symmetrical, they’d have to be carved that way
if you expect SS to be HK but more then honestly i think its gonna be reasonable
But they aren't, the design is probably just for the sake of not having a million different sprites
if you start expecting SS to be the end of all end game then yeah good fucking luck
I also don't think MR was overly ambitious with their game, i think their decision making was the opposite (opportunistic* as I've said a lot in the past). They saw how much attention and free-press they were getting by people hopping on board the: "CS isn't copying HK!!!!!" train, and stretched their goals and price tiering to take advantage of that imo
Adding this to the SS info doc
So spore but with bugs instead of mammals???
I mean MR was pretty ambitious with their date 
just like my favourite idle game: realm grinder
Here we go again
I don't think they'll do their funding justice if the game releases by then
"The game never ends, as you get to colonize the entire galaxy according to extremely reliable source Graig"
Probably not, they certainly didn't give themselves much time
i need to re-trademark "reliable" 
No she dies
yeah they did cash out on the hype
SS respawn probably won't be canon imo, same as HK
No Mans Silksong
OR she explodes into void
How expensive do you think silksong will be
omg SS will be updated for years to come
If you die in HK or SS, just uninstall tbh, to keep it canon 
eventually the map will touch HK's map
wait you don't do this anyway?
Simo uninstalls silksong every 5 mins
Probably not more than $20
Graig with the totally reliable info
Damn with the server advertising right in front of Simo 
Advertises in front of mod and owner 
Will silksong get an online update and a map that has instanced servers and chat like club penguin but with dueling?
Graig counts as a mod?
Pretty sure that anyone from Team Cherry is above the mods.
Hollow Club 
Graig isn't a mod but he can get a mod to ban you 
Graig is the server's uncle. "the cool youngest sibling of your mom" type
I was talking about ttacco but TC has manage message perms
Every copy of silksong comes with an MIB flasher thing. You erase your memory each time you die and uninstall. @charred pulsar
Wait so then what does silk soul do
I unironically want giving people flowers, or other gifts, to return.
I just wanted to give Mato one man. :(
Damn that'd actually be pretty pog
Every playthrough a first playthrough 
Can I forget other things as well?
Forget about red pandas
can you make it kill you irl if you die in game
Silk soul be like
Definitely helps with replayability
please
i lowkey remember an FPS game that got was one time thing
you buy it for 40$ and if you die, you lose access to the game "to keep it tense"
so uhh, day 2 hackers started spawning that could noclip through walls and kill people
That sounds lika good idea if you don't think about it at all
so uhhh, that game didnt take too long to die
Hmmmm I should put an arcade mode into my game. $1 micro transaction each time to play it
What was that game called???
Thanks for the idea
There was a mech game that If you didnt eject fast enough you lost the game and had to start over
make sure that you make bosses and platforming sections super hard, so you're basically guaranteeed to die during them and people have to buy a 'continue' for 2.50
Mobile Games really just are new age arcade games holy shit
meta
wasnt commercially out because the premise was a fucking scam
And every item you pick up is five dollars
I just though of something
if HK was a rushed game (or at least partically rushed) and way smaller than SS, obviously SS is gonna take way longer to make HK becuase firstly it's a much bigger game, and secondly it will be polished on release so I guess that means it's a while till SS release.
...um...I don't think that's a good thing
yikes
tbh I love how super monkey ball mania completely got rid of lives and continues. I got to play all the master extra stages that i couldn't on the gamecube
great britain exploration age simulator
i think the bigger game thing is more in reference to how the DLC was gonna a small thing but then said "fuck it, lets just make a new game"
and the size will be RELATIVELY similar to HK
vs to expectations that its HK times 2
when they said they were "spilling into extra content" in 2019 
true, but SS is at least gonna be somewhat larger than HK
i mean yeah i expect that too
at least we have bigger rooms
HK 3 baby!
no more claustrophobia
Hornet can sprint, think about how that might effect the size of areas
Out of curiosity, how long was HK in development?
||note to self:|| ||you can stay for one more graig message then have to go cook||
well bigger rooms would be pretty confusing, though it makes sense for hornet's movement abilities
a lot of edge screenshots gave the vibe of vast spaces
stuff like CoT royal quarter will finally be fun to jump around with Hornet's moveset
Yeah, I can imagine areas being much larger overall and parkour section being further spread apart
HK be like |------------------| this
SS be like |-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
granted i do hope they do the design well
like, it wasnt fun to charge Cdash only for me to crasrh 7 meters later on because the terrain was uneven
this annoyed me Hornet 2's fight
zoteboat be like |--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------etc|
Anyone else remember the attack or smth hornet did where she did three consecutive dashes through the air
That looked so cool mobility wise
I think i do though that's not really how i would describe it
though i can't really describe it at all
Let me rewatch the trailer real quick
yeah she was grappling with her needle
imagine a better white palace with hornet parkouring mechanics
i fear we'll have more saws
as long as you can chain them all together id see it being good
lots of shaws and saws
yeah that one
like pogo, double jump and dash chaining is arguably the "highest" peak you can do it in HK but they can certainly do something more in SS
c-c-c-comboooo!!!!!!
Though i just noticed, when hornet grapels to the wall she uses more silk, maybe becuase it's the third consecutive graple or just that it hit a wall
I think it is because she didn’t hit an enemy
In the other two she regained some silk because she grappled onto enemies
yeah, but also used half silk too
Watch more demo footage...
Yeah you’re right
is there something we missed, again?
Side note, those enemies don't seem very in line with the whole "Better AI" thing TC is going for
I'm curious though it seems like hitting one enemy was enough to allow her another charge of the grapple so how much silk is used for one spell/ability or does it change based on the ability
Then again, this was 2 years ago
Does she get soul back when hitting an enemy with that move?? Maybe the demo has your answer who knows
Yeah but outdated
well no, becuase soul isn't in SS
The demo tells all
That’s not vague
I am vague
TC's words are that "silk and soul are invariably bound" if i remember correctly, the graig is still in correctness
The demo tells very small snip bits
The demo tells about 20 minutes
Silk is hornets version of soul probably
Soul still exist in SS, i mean it's still the same world as 1st HK
so do yall think ss is releasing in 2022 or 2023?
oh well that's intresting, though technically silk would be correct
unless graig just did some 500IQ leaking and hornet uses soul in SilkSong
E=mc^2. soul is energy, silk is mass 
Unless they’ve come up with a completely new system
Imagine dudes who don't even know where the white flowers come from telling me about lore smh
Hornet's silk is intertwined with her Soul
something something speed of light
because she's the daughter of PK, and all PK child has cool soul power
Hopefully not I really liked the idea of thw Silk system
i actually don't know where white flowers come from tho fr 
Graig subtly flexing that he knows untold HK lore
farewell tho, i've overstayed the 1 graig msg i allowed myself
they look simular to some of the ones in one of the lace fights, so maybe there?
Subtly is not quite the word
But she’s daughter of Hera
So cool silk powers and cool soul powers
Herrah couldn't use silk iirc
White Flowers come from Graig's Garden
Herrah is just normal beast who has no special power
Thus silksoul????
It was the weavers, who were a separate group
weavers can use silk, herrah can't so she isn't a weaver?
except maybe Herrah rule Deepnest
White Flowers come from the Grey Mourner and the gravr
The weaver who Herrah enslaved
Herrah was the queen of Deepnest, the weavers lived in Deepnest but were more or less immigrants
She is a horrible dictator
but that means hornet isn't a weaver which means she can;t use silk
Excuse me what
she's raised by weavers
Do you mean the one who you see in the game?
Is... is that actual lore?
so Silk is a skill you learn to use, not like an inheritance thing
But are you
it seems like so
You’re making me question everything
:0
hmm, well that's cool, more weaver lore the better ig
it's Graig, trolling and making others miserable is what he do
But she uses silk
you're literally making me question everything ||in a moment of weakness, i came back to see what i missed||
You know we can't trust you
you know i just looked at #hk-discussion and wondered, Loading screens don't really exist in HK, but SS has bigger rooms so loading screens there?
You have an iron grip on the sanity of this chat
build a resistance
you replyed to me have way through the conversation we already finished 
Loading screens exist in only 3 places iirc
Maybe we will have to see
exposure therapy
really? what places?
When the game comes out in 2024
Oh
Crystal Guardian
What I meant was 3 icons for loading screens
Doesn’t the stag station animation count
People with slower devices need loading screens
yeah stag station animation counts
not really, well we don't know if it's a loading screen cause stag rooms are usually pretty small so clearly it takes longer than it needs to
though they don't loop forever
Also speaking of the Stag I am wondering if we might see the Stags that hatched from the station in Howling Cliffs in Silksonh
There are a few places where you can get infinite loads
Happened to me before NKG on P5 once
probably not, bell beasts are the main transport options in Pharloom
Or bell beast singular more likely
Grimm's tent can cause longer loads too
Wait what? I missed the Bell Beasts then
If Silksong is a prequel it would be so cool if it ended with Hornet arriving at Hallownest
Dream sequences may have longer load times as well?
yeah, apparently in an area called the marrow you fight one and tame it after beating it
Part of my optimisation testing was the Dev build recorded all load times between scenes
I doubt Silksong is a prequel, if it was then why didn't see use the skills and items you get in Silksong in the boas fights in HK
And if they were too long TC would optimise the area more and more
Yeah I assume that was a big part of playtesting
Maybe even a boss fight with quirrel from the comic
Maybe her memory got wiped like Quirrel?
How much playtesting did you actually put into HK? Like hours-wise?
no, SS is a sequel deal with it
I dunno like 1500
But ahe would still have the tools on her person
Yeah it’s probably a sequel
Ok first, damn
But really playtesting is way more intensive than most people think
though you've gotta admit a Hornet vs quirrel fight where we play as Hornet would be cool
all we see from Quirrel is him going off screen after an attack
do you want Revek but bossfight 
So if it is a sequel like I think I wonder if she starts of with those spike balls she uses in the second fight
How would you optimise it?
I don't think so, Hornet would have to visit quirrel at the bottom of the lake and disrupt his peaceful underwater life
nah, we know that in the trailer hornet loses her abilities after falling down on the way to the citadel
He wouldn't, he would tell TC to in places it's needed
Ah damn that's a shame
I mean gameplay wise, not lore wise, lore wise it makes literally no sense
though it will likely be in SS as she relearns her abilities
But there are many ways, like audio compression
It was a joke
Because Quirrel's dead, get it
Or uncompressing
I think i replyed to your message reading half of it 
don't summon the people who still believe Quirrel's alive
yeah we all know quirrel is dead
Yeah but I don't see the spike balls being a useful item in fighting, the only place they would be kinda helpful is boss fights but there will probably be better items
well we'll have to wait and see, or ask graig but that's a stupid option so just wait
He's so dead
Quirrel is deader than Tiso
spike balls seems to be a platforming tool than fighting tool
Here's an example. If you store the BGM as a wav then it loads instantly, literally on the fly with no overhead. But it takes up wayyyy more ram. If you compress it, it takes waaaay less ram but has CPU overhead
They could be used for sequence breaking, I think they would only be useful if Hornet couldn't be hurt by them
So some audio you want as wav some as ogg
Depending on what's used more?
Ohhhh
Like enemy sounds would be wav, music as ogg
Yes

That is true but TC might've implemented a way to stop that
It would require a lot of playtesting
The same with texture some are compressed some aren't
So Graig, next question
Modern games are so big because all the textures are uncompressed. Massive space requirement but minimal load time
Oh hi graig, hope you are doing well!
Which makes sense for open world games, everything needs to be seamless
Or at least give off the impression of seamlessness
obligatory CoD and all the 4k skin textures they make
I hope SS uses 8k uncompressed textures
Isn't warzone famous for being 100+ GB
He's not dead they meant to call death nail sprite deaf nail he just lost his hearing
around 250 iirc
You can also do Async loading. Kinda like draw distance. For instance, dirtmouth connects to king's pass, crossroads and crystal peak. You can preload these scenes using another cpu thread when you are inside the town
100gb+ is slowly starting to become the norm for AAA
No load time at scene transition
like GoW on steam says it requires 80
Would this happen for every room, or just the bigger ones or ones you'd probably spend more time on?
You could do the entire game of you want
Like every room I mean
Load all the rooms connected, but... You better have enough ram
And the switch.... Doesn't
I'm surprised how well optimised HK is for switch
I think god of war 2018 pc port was leaked in geforce now leaked database so maybe silksong release date might be true
Why doesnt nintendo just download more ram on the switch
Shark Jump and TC did a fantastic job
don't hope, just becuase one leak was right, doesn't mean another will
You can do it for free in just 3 easy steps!
Somebody comment on this
Graig who's your favorite character and why is it quirrel
how much ram does the switch have again
2mb
I do not believe there are any rams inside of the switch, I dont think thats possible
nvm just checked its 4gb
Wow
No wonder they don't have big games on there
Breath of the wild be like:
Yeah 4GB but that's not all usable
BotW must be the best optimized game of all time
Not really
yeah, most switch games are either small, or have something that makes them not need much ram
I mean if you look at it, the art is a lot simpler than the stuff you would see in most AAA games nowadays
Bro BOTW is huge
I mean it's not laggy but there are a lot of glitches
A lot? Actually idk
Imagine HK with cell shading
Zotebote
There are a ton of glitches in botw but most of them wouldn’t be accidentally found because of the specific things you have to do to achieve them
Moon jump glitch is epic
graigs got me hooked on wondering how TC went about making the game as efficient as possible at this point
Yeah fr
Maybe they hired a really good programmer? Maybe, I dont know jack
then theres Ori which was able to do load all without transitions afaik
witchcraft
There's a few transitions
Every time you enter one of the dungeons
And there are a few cutscenes
yoku's island express had really poor loading and desyncing if you would move too quickly through the main area
it was a fantastic game, but i think it broke the switch's ram :p (though i also don't know much about how this stuff works)
switch 2; now with 6gb of ram
switch 2: a bigger cartridge slot and the cartridges have to come with their own ram
Ori is probably Async loading everything ahead
ori 2 i think broke on the switch too for me
so its basically the NES? but handheld?
like if I ran through areas and fell down a long hole, sometimes the hole and beyond would have to load in
(unless I'm thinking of a different game)
I have a proposition graig: to optimize the time SS gets tested, I join you as an unpaid apprentice. Since I'm on the opposite side of the world, SS can then be played 100% of the time cuz that's definitely how things work
also make sure there are no contracts, make sure you can leak as much as possible 
there'll def be contracts, but if i spot loopholes in the fine print...
||jk, i'd be faithful to TC, you guys are special
||
Give me 500 bucks a week
<@&283547423706447872> help please
but... that was my entire salary working an entry-level biomedical engineering job
Anything for TC though, which email do i etransfer you to
I have 50 Iranian Rial
Ill give you 40 cents and Ill wash your car once a week
Do you take leftover ramen
Unlike you; I am licensed to care for kangaroos
oh lord
Yep
possibly
Yes my child?
I have 1 toman
1 toman is 10 rial
i have a billhook
72 🛠️
55-85 ⚔️
30% 🗡️🛡️
140% 🔨🛡️
+5% 💀
2 🟩
-14 🚴
I wonder if we're going to sees the hunter in silksong
no
it looks like a pointer stick
its a fcukin billhook tf you talking about
no it's a 'point_up_right' 👉
60% stun chance against mounted enemies
your
god i wish
What is the rarity of that Billhook?
I have a special ability that I can use every 2 seconds that has an 80% chance to stun enemies for 6 seconds
and it kills them in two hits also 80% of the time
nerfs can't touch dis
if silk song takes place after hollow knight wouldn't that mean hollow knight has a true ending?
All endings are true
no; because an ending for Hk can remain ambiguous and all endings can Segway into SS
Ayo that a billhook???
not is hornet is sealed in the egg right?
Think of the rial; please
Seals are, and have been demonstrated to be breakable
What's rial
nothing is rial.
Currency I may or may not pay you
Real men use a zweihänder
this channel confuses me
You told that to the other channel already
Tier 3, wont be using these babies until late game so your early options are either the Pitchfork or Hooked Blade
Money in iran called rial
good observation
man catcher is best weapon
I have 100,000 Lebanese Liras ready
I'll take two doner kebabs
Got you covered
Okay but I unironically make a mean kebab
definitely good for fearsome procs because those has really good armor penetration so you can proc the +5 health damage requirement
makes it easier to lower morale on the Citadel cultists
durability is garbage though
If you put ketchup on it I’ll kill you though
That sounds pretty good
Top it off with mixed cabbages and tomatoes
Fuck it's 5:30 am and I'm craving a doner kebab
I've never had a doner kebab
Do yourself a favor then
i live by a place that makes fantastic doners berlin style
Whats it called?
Hummus (actual hummus from a seller who makes good shit, not that vegan slop) also works
Imposter hummus is the worst
It is; but I’m referring to companies that try and make it simply on the basis that it’s vegan so it’s healthy
I will literally never forgive America for this
Luckily as a Lebanese every where I go has good hummus
I guess it's the only good in this rotting country
EW haha. its really funny when companies do that though like “all natural, fat free, vegan tomatos”
*tomatoes
That's not hummus
I like Mutabal a lot more than hummus
Respect
i really like tzatziki
I moved to the states a while back, so I always end up gaining weight when I travel back
Where are you originally from
Absolutely regrets though
If you don't mind me asking that is
I’ll Dm it to you

What's mutabal
Highly recommend giving it a try but also definitely try to seek out a Lebanese restaurant sometime
The idea is to order a bunch of different dishes that you share with the entire table

Curly checkout Lebanese Meza on Google images or something to get the idea
Even Arab fast food is good. Make it yourself for fun if you want. I accept that I’m biased but I’ve yet to find someone who’s tasted it and not had their mind blown; so yeah.

My favorite cuisines are Japanese, Mexican and Arab
There are a lot of those around here.
Lebanese food is sorta king of the hill though. Mediterranean identity really pulls through
Yep the flavors are really refreshing.
Don’t buy anything with “Sabra” on it.
Lmao
Public enemy Number one.
smh i can make the real shit, worked in a resturaunt 
You can’t fuck up at home more than they fucked up in their factory
How much is the Bucket volume
Just make a bucketload
like alot
Approximately
A bucket
hmmm
1 gallon
yeah a bucket
Gallon? 5 gallon?
"How am I supposed to read this? There's no 'lu'!"
Was it the size of your head or the size of your waist.
i am large
How does Hornet eat without a mouth
she doesn't since when does she?
They all have mouths they just don’t animate them because it’s ugly
#hk-lore message
@wooden sorrel here
Oh interesting ty
This was on the subject of vessels but it applies to all characters without visible mouths anyways
oh intresting, (don't you dare snail me)
Was it the size of your head or the size of your thigh
mmmm way bigger than my head
You’re telling me your restaurant made 5 gallon buckets of hummus
Which of those most fits the image in your head in question
large white off to the right
That's a lot of hummus
Seems like a good amount of hummus
God fucking damnit; gallons are not evenly calculated with liters
I thought it was closer to 4 litres to a gallon
Same
nah cuz a 2l soda is almost the same as a galon of milk
Okay 5 gallons is 80 cups
4L per gallon pretty sure
2 2 liters
Metric system superiority
Divide every value in the recipe by 80 to get 1 cup of hummus @shell yacht
3.78 for us gallon and 4.5 for UK gallon
Approximately.
that sounds like imma be counting salt granules im out
Based (10)
Just pinch some in

What the did they do to you in that restaurant
How many granules of salt did you count
How small
These?
well like not even one of those
Less?
I'm hungry now
yeah its really easy to add to much its insane honestly
The dude who told you to add that little salt to the 5 fucking gallon tub of hummus was fucking with you
Either that or the dude knows their shit
naw he was right u can tell the dif from like 3/4 to a full one
or
Then just
just buy me bulk amounts and ill make u buckets of humus
too much
welcome to #hummus-discussion
aw hell no
Your retort better be 5k gallons

wtf are these for
Hummus
no
Water. Probably for hummus
It's all hummus.
chickpeas, olive oil, and a little bit of salt and lemon juice
meant to reply yto u
do NOT add oil as u mix it
ye steps are important!
2 tablespoons is the daily serving humans should reasonably eat. Hummus is as such literally always overeaten
but make sure you read the label on what you buy. olive oil is the og, grapeseed oil is ok, you DO NOT want soybean oil in ur hummus
If my hummus ever has soy I’ll actually kill a man
some brands actually use it 
Graig where's that email of yours, i need to etransfer you the 500
Your greatest desires, or garlic
I already put my gaming laptop up on kiji to afford me ~a month of apprenticeship
+my stocks are doing well
it's kinda like a more proteiny guac?
what is guac
You are offending Mexicans and Arabs at the same time
i love this comment cuz i do be one of them myself
Say hummus tastes like stronger guacamole to your grandmother and come back to tell me how it went when you get out of the hospital

ok tbf it wasn't the best description :p
Tell that to an Arab older than 30 irl and literally die
Guac is a avocado jam
All jokes aside, guac is actually fairly similar in texture to hummus
jam is like a more carbohydrate-y guac
of the plant based dips/spreads: jam->carbs, guac->fat, hummus->protein
I love all foods
Imagine your taste literally only describable as “good”
That’s how bad you need to try this shit.
when you make it homemade and get the ratios just right 
Say that again, this time with the knowledge it includes this abomination.
(they use soybean oil too)
reading "hummus" always makes me think of humus
Nice pfp change; see the new movie?
thank you 
as in, Daniel Craig's new one?
yeah it was decent, not really my kind of film though
No time to die
I rarely watch movies as it is, but I'll always go for a good murder mystery
What's wrong with chocolate dip
Garlic + chickpea + guacamole texture + chocolate.
Garlic + chocolate
Graig if you don't give me that email I will ship 500$ worth of croissants to Ari
Also I'm not counting packaged food as food. I mean actual cooked/made food
whole foods are always winners
I want food in ss
i here their have is baguettes
flea soup or riot
I want to broil *Trobbio and his dog in that bush junkie’s Massive cauldron.
Modding is not an acceptable alternative. I will accomplish this goal through intense online harassment of TC or crippling legal action.
I bet Sherma tastes gross

I meant trobbio. Sherma does not have a dog to my knowledge
No one has a dog. Unless you are talking about zaza
silksong should have skill checks
Why do you wanna boil a butterfly
Why?
ie
[Barter 7] Ill do it, for a price
[Toolmaking 5] i make bomb :)
How would that even be implemented
because every fucking game somehow needs to force in RPG mechanics
No they don't
SS but it's New Vegas
bud im not being serious
also i dont expect Hornet to actually have more than dialogue choices that fits her personality
at most im expect (if they do implement a dialogue system) to be more of "i wanna know more"
Low Int runs will be fun
Botw:
Sherma: "Hello princess, may I help you?"
[Expert Thievery] "Give me your money you cymbal wearing asshole"
Hornet Evil run 😩
If dialogue is not exclusively repeated/developed linearly in Hk;
Hornet will likely have one or more extra options for informative purposes
yeah those are my expectations too
Hollow knight accomplished this with linear dialogue anyways. So yeah.
the question is, whether they do it in a way where you have a snippet and hornet says something , or if theyre gonna put it word by word
ala telltale
ie
Simpler it is the more likely it’s what they will do
Option: Hey, nice cloak!
Line: Nice cloak, dummy; your mother make that for you?
Citizen: "Please help us were getting fucking massacred"
"No way"
"Ill help you"
>"Sure"
"Goodbye"
Sure
Hornet "Sure buddy, but how about i take your fucking belongings instead?"
LA Noire IIRC had this major issue
because back then it wasnt Truth, Doubt and Lie
it was like, Good Cop, Bad Cop, or something
yeah Cole was sometimes extremely aggressive
or was it like
Urge, Question or Pressure
or something like that
hence Lie (which wasnt Lie in the original game) would end up having Phelps go
"I didnt kill him!"
Truth
Doubt
>Lie
Phelps: "Listen fuckwad, well make this easy, you either tell me why you murdered Miss Grace, or we can always make it even worst for you"
come back to hk discord
literally fucking nothing interesting
leave discord for 3 weeks
repeat
why are you the way that you are
I am reclaimer of my nameeee Born in flesh, I have been blessed, my family crest is A DEMON OF DEATHHHHHHH
thats cool
I beg your pardon
for implied*
I’ve never seen someone more exposed
they're still doing HK bug fixes huh
don't tell me you're a wall
no im taco
He is floor 
Hello Vergil
thats awesome
Simo himself made the "1 month" bit 👀
He playtests for them!
1 month bit of what? Sorry I’ve come late to the hk announcements party
There are a couple of play testers on this server. TC is here too but they’re barely active
😳😳😳😳
1 month to something
possibly SS related
😎
Time to kidnap Simo and demand the information. I can’t wait another month
what if the 1 month was the friends we made along the way
1 month is a bad friend then
how is that so?
It's a toxic friend, I won't elaborate further
because it's connected to cough ss-discussion?
The toxic friend is #sk-discussion
I said I wouldn't elaborate 
makes sense
checked the steam forums for the updates for a minute
as usual
"ok but where islksong"
🗡️
Can't wait for lksong
Milksong
consider the lack of silksong news to be a skill issue 😎
going to sleep now, Hopefully silksong does not turn out to be part of my imagination when I wake up
Bruh
Am I to just take this '1 Month' business lying down? this calls for action
News in 1 month? 
Graig can you confirm or deny the 1 month simo typed in emotes in hk-announcements? also: i think I found your email in the yellow pages, lemme know when you recieve the etransfer of 500 and then we can work out my apprenticeship under you 👍
also also: I'm going to bed now cuz it's 4:15am here, so I can't start work rn, I'm sorry
maybe in 4 and a half hours
one month
Now I'm excited
one month for what
Two options: Troll or N E W S
DAMN Jacoby get to bed
I believe the 1 MONTH was by SFGrenade, not Simo
is there any way to definitively tell?
Me; I saw Grenade adding the reactions 
When i pressed the reactions its show that simo was the first one to react to the 1 month so idk
whenever a realese date comes out, SOMONE SPAM FREAKING PING THIS MESSAGE
i barely check this discord and im tired, so thats why
how in gods name is anyone going to remember this
thinkin bout it
nobodys going to do that lol
btw u realise they will def put it in announcements so you dont need to ask anyone
yeah they gonna ping
don't worry bro, I got you
oh, a new patch for HK?
Don't read the steam discussion on it or you will be dissapointed in the community
we've been waiting for this patch since 2017 
I cannot believe that they "fixed getting damaged by spikes while on a lift and ending up inside the ground"
that wasn't a bug, that's just quantum tunneling
just the world wasn't ready for it
Why did they fix that?
It a perfectly normal thing that happens to me all the time
that was a core mechanic
Don't you also ever get mortaly wounded, faint and then wake up dress in a suit inside the ground?
Like that's a major irl mechanic for me
The hardest thing though is getting out of the ground for me
Perhaps the real silksong is the discussion we made along the way
sorry, i need more context
oh wait, is that the spikes on the lift thing?
probably
You know I'm gonna do that now
???
yeah, It's confirmed
One day we will wake up, oblivious to the fact that we'll know the release date of Silksong in the following hours.
unless we get a release date release date 
The truth is only held by Team Cherry, those naughty boys, those rascals, those absolute units.
Whos sfgrenade
Wait news in one month?
silksong doesnt even have a preorder wtf is this person on
Millions on advertisement??
Ah, yes, Cyberpunk 2077.

Very similar to Silksong I'd say
steam discussions forums
looks normal to me
what the fuck
TC spent millions in giving us less than one piece of information a year
coop silksong sounds hell
🙈🙈
Yeah P2 should be THK
No it should be herrah
If it's a prequel then PK should be a playable character
making this game in coop will unironically make it come out in five years
Also Blackwyrm/Hunter
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esk
esk
esk
esk
esk
bloodborne, of course, invented fast paced, risky combat
this is so funny im actually laughinh
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
atleast jack wasn't forgotten
I saw ari at coles the other day
that was an impostor
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normally in posts like this, when people's comments are posted to public forums for purposes of mockery, the usernames are blurred out 
oops
Their comment is public tho it doesnt make a diff
also i would not use that emote if i were you lero
Not really, no; most posts I see of people supposedly making dumb comments on social media do not mention the name of the person who wrote it
it's blackened out
It's mostly so that the user won't get harassed or any attention
‘Most’
That is what some else would say, IDK what you are all even talking about
If you give the wrong person any attention then pal that's on you 
weird people are everywhere
I mean, Unique is right. Even though you argue that it's a public post and that it's easy enough for someone to look up the original poster given only the post itself, in a big public server there is still a risk that the user could get unwarranted attention.
Yeah I never add reacts myself, I just click everything so it's blue
Simo is just like us
Ah shit 1 month news deconfirmed
The thing is, we don't have proof to make him at ease

other than the patch we just got?
Really..? 😦
Yeah
It's not like Simo would confirm anything anyways
Probably couldn't even if you wanted to
wdym you don't announce something ominous in the reactions
I don't know about the news in 1 month thing
There is no "news in 1 month" thing
it's just "1 month"
2 month
I cant believe sfgrenade leaked silkdongs release date
can someone please laugh
please
ha
ha
ha
4 month 8 month
Damn guess we're getting news in 2, 4, and 8 months. TC's sure increasing their news density back to around where it was in 2019 
wow yeah, silksong steam discussion really does make you hate humanity huh?
what makes me hate humanity is when Team Cherry does the funny "bugfix for a game that's been out four years because we're good devs" and within minutes you have situations like these
If that logic held then SS would've been "close to complete" for 8 months 
another noteworthy gem
So either it doesn't or by whatever metric they are "close to complete" they still aren't necessarily close to release
Reading that hurt me physically, mentally, and spiritually
same here
tbh alot of people did think that after the first couple of bug fixes, but i guess that theory is moot now
Yeah ik
steam forums in general are garbage
at one point they shittalked when Deep Rock Galactic announced a board game (which they included to be in collaboration with the community)
what were some of the replies? shit like "so update 35 got delayed by this garbage? who the fuck wants this? how about you actually use your time and just give us the update"
oof
oh steam discussions, what will you do next
"you know you can just press the make game button right?"
Plus for any game with a female protagonist… it’s messy. Imagine being so insecure in your gender that you refuse to play a game as a differing character 
thing is, they already communicated (like, once every 1-2 weeks) about the current state and it was and they said they had to delay and split 35 into 2 updates because the modding support was difficult to make
Thing is, theres already a release date for 35 (Nov 11), but people still jumped on to them for "delaying the update for a board game", worst worst part, DRG is already out of EA way way back then, and is pretty much feature complete, so them updating the game with more content isnt in a way "obligation" anymore because theyre not trying to reach 1.0
imagine getting free updates, and the community shit talks you for not giving it to them asap
these people are so entitled, theres excitement and theres just pure entitlement, sadly Steam forums has a lot of them
honestly glad SS is taking long, they can cry about it all they want
steam forums are generally just funny to me
"Shitty game, it's not even worth half its price. It is for babies and casuals. the platforming is bad, it dosent even deserve the fandom. oh right the fandom, they suck too, their all crybabies and bad. it's all bullshit and rng. literally no skill is requiered to beat the game. team cherry were just like: oh lets make this game unenjoyable and bullshitty as much as possible. i hate it. i wish i ha" yeah buddy
people on steam forums are honestly a different breed of humans
lmao I agree with this statement
fortunately its a mix for DRG
50% "congrats guys!"
25% "hmm not a fan of board games but good luck to yall regardless"
10%"i dont really care give us update please"
15% "fuck you lazy fuckers for delaying the update for a shitty board game noone wants"
sigh
people seriously need to give game devs a break
honestly wish you could ban these guys from your product tbh
making games isnt easy
the funniest part of steam discussion forums have to be when new players ask for help on a part of the game and then someone gives just the most insane, wacked-out and totally incorrect answer and you check their profile and it says they only have like 2.6 hours in the game lol
its easy for them because their perspective of game dev is
"oh its a fun hobby so it has to be a fun job, doing something for fun and getting paid is perfect and you lucky if you can do that"
or theyre the "idea guy" who thinks 70% of it is just making ideas without thinking how difficult implementation can be
the idea guy is the worst
agreed
and im speaking this as a custom knight artist
"yoo there should be a skin where insert something thats very fucking difficult"
pls just do it yourself
I reckon part of it is also "Im paying for it, so i deserve to treat them like trash"
you know this kinda reminds me of this guy back in our early days
i used to browse the modding chat often and theres this guy (not really a rude guy at all, but like he has these crazy requests) who would post these huge ideas and it would be something along the lines of "anyone knows who can code? please contact me"
yup entitlement
good ol karen behaviour
anyway, one word always reminded me of him, "Cherry Madness" and he wanted to implement stuff like 3 new areas, 20 new bosses and new weapons like crossbows and scythes
i can see the madness
lmao quite the idea
i mean, did he at least have art or anything or was it literally just descriptions?
i guess description
bruh
the path to failure is having too many ideas without knowing how to properly implement them
https://discordapp.com/channels/283467363729408000/610754780461006848/730548572948267109 heres Saleh posting the copy pasta
holy fucking shit that's hilarious
imagine
"early 2029" lmao
wait, crowsworn has a scythe in it, and a gun. was he predicting the game
god i just kinda hate the idea guy who just spams ideas without actually thinking about the implementation
"ah yes i want to make a game where if you die we hire a hitman to kill the guy irl"
collectors edition for Hitman 4: hit harder
And it takes a couple days tops, right?
wdym you often hit design issues and you have to work around it bruhhhhhhhh
in the Rain World mod server I'm in there was this guy who asked the devs (who have now been working on the mod for almost 4 years) if they could add his friend's pet lizard into the game, it was one of the most surreal situations ive been in
what do you mean you arent a machine
"wtf youre not working 24/7??? how could you game dev is fun you get to play and get paid wtf maybe the job isnt just for you i should have it tbh"
the person that typed that prob has a room temp iq
also the amount of stories about devs getting shafted in the industry
yeah steam forums :^)
o god sorry room temp is way to high
Name one industry where the ones actually making the product don't get shafted 
All game Devs should work for free and be sustained by their love of video games /s
true, its just that for some they often jump in game dev because its related to games without thinking about how the culture works
uhuh?
should i delete it
Probably
I for one thought your joke was funny
The same applies for artists in general.
Yes. Artists should sustain themselves off of exposure
hey technically it was nsfw so yeah, not taking the chances



