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#stargazing
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There are plenty of things that make me happy when they're in my mouth but I wouldn't call them food
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@wicked hemlock people were talking about u yesterday saying you're ''a cute gamer girl''
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@tacit garnet We are writing to you as a response to your complaint number 9⃣7⃣6⃣5⃣5⃣0⃣8⃣.
Official response of the complaint committee:
Dearest Migawari#0637, we sincerely apologize for all the trouble the user in question has caused you. After a brief investigation, we were able to confirm the legitimacy of your report and we took immediate action. The member in question has been removed from the fighting committee and has been gifted an enormously cute kitten, which was then electrocuted, deep fried and served to him as dinner. We can only hope that that will teach him a lesson.
Yours sincerely,
GLaD Complaint Committee
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I looked it up and I think I'm gonna go with yes. https://i.imgur.com/DtA3bQZ.png
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Hello and welcome @versed jacinth! Please look at #282831147942281216 to get started 😄
Hallo und willkommen! Schaue dir bitte #282831147942281216 an, um anzufangen.
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He came to town like a midwinter storm He rode through the fields, so handsome and strong His eyes was his tools and his smile was his gun But all he had come for was having some fun [...] He brought disaster wherever he went The hearts of the girls was to Hell, broken, sent They all ran away so nobody would know And left only men 'cause of Bottom Bro
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swiss people are so spoiled so they troll a lot ...... government gives them monthly money without working (diamonds and tax haven money)
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Add yeast and sugar to me so I start an anaerobic reaction that will turn me into alcohol 😩😩😩😩😩
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Whenever I see künstliche Intelligenz I see Kunst and then I think artsy intelligence
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Auf der Mauer auf der Lauer sitzt ne kleine Mücke, seht euch nur die Mücke an, wie die Mücke dir das Leben zerstören will, auf der Mauer auf der Lauer sitzt ne fiese Mücke ♪
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Here's a photorealistic drawing of Broseidony petting a pony.
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I have decided to trace over Arrem's drawing on stargazing to give it a little bit of realism, I hope you guys like it
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I don’t even know what to imagine with Canada like I just imagine loads of log cabins and a pick up truck with a bumper sticker saying “go leafs!”
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I'm still learning German and so far it's been an experience. I love German! Ich liebe dick / I love you!
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tbh just let the americans put in 750 ounces they dont deserve good food if they cant use good units
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def dispose_of(bottle, crazy=False):
if crazy:
phae.eat(bottle)
else:
return bottle
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Roses are red
Lolbone is lazy
Arrem is mean
Because the fact that it's been weeks and he still hasn't gotten his sweepo is just infuriating, incredibly frustrating and is slowly but surely
Driving him crazy
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my mom had to do a standard german course because she wanted to live and work in other parts of germany without sounding stupid
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Definitely. You can make any German salivate profusely by saying the word wurst.
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Ich kann meine Träume kontrollieren und ich träume von Broobies.
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@worthy storm, 1 year ago: be C1 lol
https://discordapp.com/channels/221708975698083841/221708975698083841/476474203630075904
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Sein Anus öffnete sich im Schummerlicht seiner Jeans-Shorts vermutlich schlagartig.
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Benito, wenn du die erhabene Zunge der Allemannen nicht gemeistert hast, ist dieser Kanal nichts für dich
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Hello, my name is Billy, I'm between 10 and 50 years old and I come from Germany, meaning that I'm a native German speaker who's native language is German. That means that I speak German. Very well too in fact. Anyway, if you need help with German you can feel free to message me, because unlike my shitster Lillie, I actually care about learners and love helping them improve their German. My hobbies include binge drinking, biology, digging for worms, memeing on my phone, and being depressed about Lillie's massive shopping addiction. I also do some sports sometimes to stay fit when I'm not busy speaking German. Which is my native language, by the way. Love German. I hope we'll all be wonderful friends, because unlike Lillie people actually like me. Bikwub. 
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aquarius = you sleep with your arms elevated so that they go numb and you can hit yourself with them by swinging them around your body in the morning
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this is why #german-only is superior to #general, most learners aren't able to talk about such strange topics in German 😆
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"Hoffe das ist nicht zu persönlich, aber bist du eigentlich gerade aus oder biegst du gern ab?"
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you mean, this is for people who identify as GehirnamputierterBehälterFürAmphibischeUrscheiße
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those who progress best, and those who find their limits to be farther away, are those who force themselves to "unlock" language production, or those who learn to restrain their shyness. It was hard for me at first, having always been an introvert, but I never fooled myself thinking i could go past a certain point by just learning passively, so eventually i managed to get past this hurdle
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No you're not supposed to call him that. He identifies as a Scotta.
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@kindred drift unfortunately exercises cannot train conversation skills (i.e. retrieving words in real time, using correct syntax without having the sentence visually in front of you, pronouncing words correctly one after the other at decent speed...). The only good way to train that is doing it.
Hop into voicechat, perhaps when there's few people (or none at all, and wait for someone to show up) and simply try. Start from simple sentences, and don't care about speed (but also, don't try to get everything grammatically correct every time: that does more harm than good). Eventually you'll automatically get a hold of the fundamentals and will naturally speed up and integrate more complicated constructions and expressions that you know into what you say. It's a matter of time, as long as you're consistent
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passing c exams is easy smh the only difference between c and b level is affording an exam
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Stop the uwuwuw owowow you disgusting weeb Broob. You've uwuwu owowod 3 fucking times now.
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she wanted to perpetuate herself into the eternity, while I was more of the Stoic person
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@neat nexus the best strategy would be to stay at a friend's or get an airbnb. A longer-term solution like a WG or rented flat requires a german bank account, which requires a german address*, and the chances that someone would rent even a room in a wg without seeing the person are slim
* it's a horrible vicious circle that expats have to go through to live here. Luckily you can register your address even if you don't rent or own the place, meaning you can do it at an airbnb place, a friend's place, or even a hotel, which serves as the first "base of operations" to get started
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Wenn du ein Verbrechen begehst, kann ich dich “the purppetrator” nennen @drifting compass
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Isn't smut what they call the mashed grapes they make wine out of
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(fliegt ein Uhu übers Meer, unter ihm schwimmt ein Hai. Sagt der Hai: “Uhu”, und der Uhu antwortet: “Hi”)
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The only thing you need for architecture is some dumbass who you pay to do your work for you.
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my conversations are like people interviewing me
No, your conversations are like you writing a diary, Daniel
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Also, your problem is, given a list of cities like
city
Banlolbone (150, 100)
village
Banbulli (100, 50)
city
FuckingLilliedocs (150, 150)
village```
Draw them on a 300x300 map, cities being bigger than villages and the name being displayed somewhere around the dot.
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Deine Abwesenheit ist wie Schokolade. Alle mögen sie, außer dir. :GWcmeisterPeepoLove: OwO Broseidony :brooby_sweaty_uwu:
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I bet Bro went to uni once and his prof was like "ew here have a degree and never come back".
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GLad stands for the three kinds of people here: Gays, Learners and Deutsche
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if you hire enough beamtes and lock them in a building, after a while they form a self-regulating ecosystem where they produce work for themselves and dont need any input from outside and still got stuff to do
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I find getting up to be hard if you’re in a really good deep pig
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It depends on the person who hosts them. Since people can choose to make the session how they want. But usually it's reading sessions, and people take turns reading some sentences in German and translating to English.
The sessions get announced in #lessons and if you want to get pinged, you can sub to the relevant group:
>sub Reading for beginner and intermediate reading
>sub Advancedreading specifically for B2+ reading
>sub Grammar for grammar lessons and practice
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For every hour that I'm making Arrem chop off a toe of a kitten, Arrem's not gonna do the normal Arrem stuff which is much more evil
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Dex erzeugt mit seinem Mund Unterdruck während er das Glied eines Mannes darin hat!
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@wicked hemlock a program that prints a picture of a man pooping in the shower thanks
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Blumen sind rot, der Himmel ist blau. Als ich Syros stimme hörte, sagte ich, “Wow.”
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Apartment describes a place where you live, and flat describes the Earth
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Kaffee can make you happier. If you give it to a person you dislike and they snort it and choke to death.
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When people star messages, if it gets enough stars, it gets put in #stargazing
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Ok you're all invited to enjoy my beautiful voice. Especially stupid @wicked hemlock
Attachment
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Widerliche Weebs sind in diesem Server leider reichlich vorhanden
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Name the wasp Arrem Bro, you'd feel better when you kill it 😂
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Why isn't it acronymically sensible as "Lilly's obviously lazy" would be?
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Also please enjoy literally the best suggestion in the history of autocorrect.
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HIt MY URETHRRAL SKIN AND CCOAAL POONINGUSMINGTY ZIP EVICTIONN ODDITION FUUCK MEEY AINATOMNYIT KFUCTK JUPITTEER HOIH STEENY BIGPTZINNNFNG DIICED TTRAECHHIAS UPRIAHNEE LESBIIAANAC
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The only reason why you don't really have to learn a whole lot to use Alexa is because Alexa doesn't do a whole lot
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every time i think i cant possibly hate bro more than i already do, he just does something like this
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oof switching mz kezboard to qwertz makes mz texts read like a vampire accent
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Just send another alt., From a different MAC-address and DDNS-Hostname, into this server.
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Hello and welcome @timber sandal! Please look at #282831147942281216 to get started 😄
Hallo und willkommen! Schaue dir bitte #282831147942281216 an, um anzufangen.
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Girls: I wonder what he's thinking about
Boys: PENSIONS are confederations
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🎵
after you're there for a bro in his time of need when he needs to pee
things can't go back to how they used to be 🎶
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The domestic dog (Canis lupus familiariswhen considered a subspecies of the wolf orCanis familiaris when considered a distinct species)[5] is a member of the genus Canis(canines), which forms part of the wolf-like canids,[6] and is the most widely abundant terrestrial carnivore.[7][8][9][10][11] The dog and the extant gray wolf are sister taxa[12][13][14] as modern wolves are not closely related to the wolves that were first domesticated,[13][14]which implies that the direct ancestor of the dog is extinct.[15] The dog was the firstspecies to be domesticated[14][16] and has been selectively bred over millennia for various behaviors, sensory capabilities, and physical attributes.[17]
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When I see those little mouths of the heart eyes emoji I want to put something in them
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My sis already asked me if I'm going to "fucking ruin it with fucking ketchup"
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I deleted the app because I realised that the kind of girl that uses Tinder to select her mate is probably not worth it
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If I wanted to say "I have taken a shit on his head", would that be "Ich habe auf seinen Kopf geschissen"?
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Mami to everybody else: hi uwu it's been so long
Mami to me: shut up slut
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I want to replace bro with a bot which only repeats the same 5 phrases over and over again to see when people notice a difference
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@willow smelt gut ausgesuchte Analogie, \x10\xcb\xc0?\xcf7\xbc\x80N5#\xfe\x87\x85\x90\x02 PrivateKey(231820666496834666264083633761836694131, 65537, 13820030578194501428789676242732328473, 243528687046754815631, 951923444043073501)
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Eine andere Möglichkeit wäre etwas wie "das durch eine konsequentialistische Denkart bedingte Schuldgefühl"
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He'd try to remove the uwu filter and accidentally delete the server instead.
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I bet Bro's idea of a kids show would be like a group of businessmen sitting around discussing taxes.
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Erin is an owl, Bro is a desperate pony lover, Daniel is Daniel and I'm Lola Panels, the Empress of AoCn't
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There isn't. We just need the bot to be able to recognize dicks and automatically ban the users. Of course we'd lose Broob but that would only be a plus.
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Age of Cock is a new platformer. You're a little Broseidony and you have to collect 50 magic cockdowns in order to win the game.
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Invite the guy to the server and we'll help you. GLaD dating service has a success rate of 0%.
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Well just think really hard and you'll figure it out. Have a brain. Channel your inner anti-broob. Do not think about the gym. Think about the code. Let it flow through you. Embrace the code. Smell it. It smells like burnt meat and an old sock. Something is wrong with it. Reach the cause. Discover the bug, rip it out and crush its tiny fragile body between your hands and feed it to your dog. Then shoot the dog and burn it. Okay maybe not that last part.
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You can my friend, but your right to swing your verbal fist ends where the noses of all other learners begin
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well of course he's outside men, but who's to say he doesn't want to get into them?
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We'll go raid them and post frogs, and they'll be too busy salivating to read Harold Pothead.
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You don't know how we girls have it. Every day I get at least 7 PMs saying show roles. And don't even get me started on the unsolicited role pics I get.
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basically baby yoda says 'die you must' and then oh bee wan kuh no bee be like 'why hello there' to moses and moses says oh hi jordan peterson how are you and jordan peterson then dabs on top of harry potter whilst telling lolo to do pythong and then basically it's a trap
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I looked at hecke's nick color and thought, "cool, hecke is a mod again!", then I clicked on it and it read "gayest physicist" lol
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Obwohl wir ständig miteinander memen, muss ich euch wirklich danken dass ihr alle so nette und coole Leute seid ❤️
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Heyo lovely memes! Another fulfilling year has passed and we would like to thank you all for your continuous support and all of the effort you put into this server. You, as a community, make GlaD the awesome server it is and we hope that 2020 holds many good things for you. We also hope to have your support in the upcoming year as we wish to continue making GLaD an even cooler place to hang out and learn German!!
We hope you had a wonderful New Year's celebration and here's to another wonderful year of learning German! 🎉
In order to get your New Year's resolutions on track right from the start, please use the message below to practice your German and learn some new vocabulary uwu.
Heyo Memers! Ein weiteres ereignisreiches Jahr ist vorüber und wir möchten uns für eure beständige Unterstützung und die Arbeit, die ihr in diesen Server steckt, bedanken. Ihr als Community macht GlaD zu dem wundervollen Server, der er ist und wir hoffen, dass 2020 viele wundervolle Ereignisse für euch bereithält. Wir hoffen auch weiterhin eure Unterstützung zu haben, um GlaD zu einem noch cooleren Ort zum Freundschaften schließen und Deutschlernen zu machen!
@unkempt sleet @night pasture @broken forge @lethal spade und @versed jacinth hoffen ihr hattet einen guten Rutsch und wünschen euch ein frohes neues Jahr 🎉
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we are usually done with the book by year 4. but parents are encouraged to already read from the Duden to their kids during kindergarden
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@wispy sparrow you are incredibly hard to understand btw, I'm using 200% of my brain cells and can't understand your dreadful accent
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I sleep naked sumberged into the frozen lake 200m away from my house
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Heute etwas mehr als nur eine einzelne Etymologie! Die Farben im Französischen Blatt haben je nach Region andere Namen.
| ♣ | ♠ | ♥ | ♦
DE | Kreuz | Pik | Herz | Karo
CH | Kreuz | Schaufel | Herz | Ecke
AT | Treff | Pik | Herz | Karo
Wo kommen all die Namen her?
Kreuz, Schaufel und Herz beschreiben alle recht klar die Form des Symbols, und Ecke ist vermutlich von „Viereck“ abgeleitet. Die anderen Bezeichnungen stammen aus dem Französischen. Dort heissen die Farben nämlich wie folgt:
♣️ Trèfle „Kleeblatt“
♠️ Pique „Spiess, Lanze“
♥️ Cœur „Herz“
♦️ Carreau „Quadrat”
Neben dem Französischen Blatt existiert auch noch das Deutsche Blatt, welches andere Symbole besitzt. Die Verbreitung der beiden Blätter lässt sich auf dieser Karte sehen (Blau = Französisch, Orange = Deutsch): https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/23/Verbreitung_Kartenbilder_Deutschland%2C_Österreich%2C_Schweiz.PNG/800px-Verbreitung_Kartenbilder_Deutschland%2C_Österreich%2C_Schweiz.PNG
Es ist allerdings klar, dass das Französische Blatt eindeutig und zweifellos das bessere ist, darüber lässt sich gar nicht streiten.
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Bro: How did you learn German so well?
Native speaker: I learned it in the Gymnasium.
Bro: Wow! I didn't know you could do that! Thanks! goes to the gym and works out
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This month holds fortune and happiness for you, hecke. Your love life has many girls ahead, all of who will be big brain TU Woony students. Money-wise, things look bad, but the stars say that's just because you're a smelly ersti and your situation could improve if you do tutor with best fren Arrem. The stars also say you're the big gay, but that's nothing new.
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Economics are a sham created so that people who can sorta do math but not really can still have jobs change my mind
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Lithuania is a myth created by latvians to confuse Russia into attacking Poland first
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When people think they're getting abducted by aliens, it's actually just the moon sucking them up into the sky due to tidal forces.
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You should not obsess so much over the levels. They don't actually matter. Your German is the same regardless of how you label it. It matters for nothing except if you need a certificate or how you choose your learning resources. @open crater
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So what you're saying is that /r/ich_iel isn't a reliable source to learn German from? Guess I've been doing it all wrong, then.
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Herzlich Willkommen zu einer neuen Episode "Brose übersetzt Idiome 1-zu-1 aus dem Englischen und betet, dass sie im Deutschen auch funktionieren", Folge 520
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:peepopat: :FeelsBadMan: :GWaobloChildPepeCry: :GWaobloChildPepeHug: :GWlulurdMmmYea: :GWjiangPepeThumb: :GWjiangoPepeFedora: :GWjiangoPepeGenius: :GWaobloChildPepeShrug: :GWaobloChildPepeSweat: @earnest pulsar
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Though if you think I'm good you obviously haven't seen my ahem BEST BEST CHEF FROM THE BA TEST KITCHEN FREN FROM THE BA TEST KITCHEN CHEF HENKO FROM THE BA TEST KITCHEN WHO WE, FROM THE BON APPÉTIT TEST KITCHEN, WOULD ABSOLUTELY DIE FOR ANY DAY IN THE BA TEST KITCHEN.
That is also your new official full name.
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I obviously didn't cure cancer based on what occurs in this server on the daily
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Broob: Zara the coffees in your pfp are just begging for cream
Also Broob: Deine Einstellung ist kacke
Also Broob: wtf how come no one likes me :///
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Ix there one with a large following similar to Basementality's German discord?
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"Ahhh.. I didn't see any changes.. [Kissing Sounds] giggle Alright alright I guess you have some right? [Kissing Sounds] I'm happy it's making you hard and throbbing... O-okay maybe a little more so? [Kissing Sounds] I know you're trying to deny it, but it feels so good baby. [Kissing Sounds] I'm sorry baby, I didn't want to ask and you're still trying to deny it. *g"
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When facing rejection, just remember. John K. Millover wrote 3 books and tried 17 different publishers and got rejected by all of them. The he gave up and that's why you've never heard of him.
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hecke over here sounding like they're straight
That's what I understood the first time I read it
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i spent 45 mintues waiting for my roommate to finish in the bath room. the fucker had just left the light on all day. he isn't even home
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This dude named michael used to follow the cycle, dick bigger than a tower and I ain't talkin' bout Eiffel
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Oh it's easy to stay positive. Just remember, there are 5000 people in this world, one of them is Broob and it's thankfully not you.
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my wife went full retard today cause she was like "do you know what day is it tomorrow?" and im like "wednesday, the twelfth?" and she was like "Look at the calendar" and im like "Oh shit, well, she had birthday last month, our anniversary is somewhere in the summer but i have an alarm on my mobile, what am i missing here" and then i took a wild guess and said "do you mean valentines day by any chance you monkey?" and she was like "well, yes" thats where i decided to take things in my own hands and went full "thats on 14th, how could you forget one of the most important days of the year?! do you even love me anymore?"
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Well surely I can learn a language without needing to read. And while we're at it, writing isn't my strong suit either so I won't be needing that. Also I'm a bit afraid of interacting with others so I don't bother with speaking. And listening is irrelevant since I won't ever be going there anyway. Also no grammar because I'm not a nerd. But I'm great at everything else!
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Consciousness consists of molecular structures of quantum energy. “Quantum” means an evolving of the technological. The stratosphere is full of electrical impulses. This life is nothing short of an ennobling revolution of eternal consciousness. Nothing is impossible. Although you may not realize it, you are endless. How should you navigate this pranic galaxy? Seeker, look within and heal yourself. Imagine a blossoming of what could be. The metamorphosis of inseparability is now happening worldwide. It is time to take love to the next level. The complexity of the present time seems to demand an invocation of our bodies if we are going to survive. Without being, one cannot reflect. Where there is turbulence, transformation cannot thrive. It can be difficult to know where to begin. Only a visitor of the totality may engender this quantum shift of joy. You may be ruled by turbulence without realizing it. Do not let it eradicate the birth of your journey. Yes, it is possible to disrupt the things that can confront us, but not without intention on our side. @late canopy
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You know how people say they love fish, but they don't actually love fish. What they love is killing the fish, ripping its guts out, putting it into a fire and then chewing on its corpse. That's the way you love love.
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Wenn die Wettervorhersage wieder sagt: " Es ist dunkel",
Und das Gummihuhn vor Gelbsucht funkelt,
Ist es klar,
Broo ist da,
und regt sich über Hühner auf
und Leon sucht sein' Klipp heraus
damit Broo ihn meldet
und Leon dann verendet.
Ende
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I want to kidnap that pink pony hecke in the middle of the night and knock it her out with chloroform mushrooms. While itshe's knocked out I'm going to cast its her feet in cinderblocks. Then I'm going to rent a big boat and drive it her out to a deep part of the ocean, at least 2,000 feet deep. During the trip the pony hecke will wake up and realize what's happening and beg me and cry but I will laugh because it's funny. Then while itshe's still screaming I'm going to drop it into the water make her finally do fucking loop and laugh as it she sinks down into the deep, dark abyss desperation.
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real men fuck around in a word document with formatting for 20 hours for a 1 page document instead
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Diese Wörter bringen mich dazu, ein Baby aus einem hohen Fenster zu werfen
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:twisly::twipudding::trixiesquee::tiascrunch::thetwismile::sunsetyeah::slurpershy::rariwhiney::pinkienani::pinkamena::lunamenacing::isee::huzzah::dashie::ajpanic::actually::abloomspook:
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@wispy sparrow actual footage of my tears WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME PLEASE DO LOOP
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Das Leitungswasser 🚰 in Wien
hat hervorragende 👌 Qualität 😩 . Aus ⤴️ dem Wasserhahn 🚱 sprudelt 💦 frisches 👶 Hochquellwasser 🌊 aus den niederösterreich-steirischen 🇦🇹 Kalkalpen 🗻 .
Trinkwasser 🥛 ist zudem das am besten 💯 untersuchte 🔍 Lebensmittel 🧀. Das Lebensmittelsicherheits 🛡️- und Verbraucherschutzgesetz 😮📘, die Trinkwasserverordnung 🤽 📖 und das Österreichische 🇦🇹 Lebensmittelbuch 🥦📓 regeln 📰 die Anforderung ❗ an die Wasserqualität 🍉. Die laufende 🏃♀️ Überwachung 🕵️ und Kontrolle 🤨 des Trinkwassers 🏊♂️ beginnt 🌅 im Quellschutzgebiet 👮 und reicht ➡️ bis zum Wasserhahn 🏊♀️.
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Hmmmmm. Can I just teach you about natural contraception? A friend of mine runs a great site that you can check out to avoid getting preggo for free online works every time. I recommend checking it out. https://play.euw.leagueoflegends.com/en_GB
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Happy womens day @wispy sparrow @lethal spade @hollow silo @wicked hemlock @icy vapor @nimble meteor @unkempt sleet @amber spoke @fading hull @wanton monolith
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and yet you'll succeed at neither because a. lesbians. b. you can't steal what we don't have
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Dmt how comes you lot always like like a thumb that someone drew a face on with their non dominant hand and then cut off the top part of a Borstenpinsel Stärke 17 to make it look like they have a haircut
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You can be in 50 states at once if you chop some body parts off.
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nummer 4 wird dich zwangen, deine Hose zu scheissen und sie nach seinem Vater zu werfen
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Therapist: Bottfried W. Leibniz doesn't exist, he can't hurt you.
Bottfried W. Leibniz:
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Ich denk du ballerst schon täglich:))) hab dieses gefühl du hast jene stimme :)) das auch sowas verraten kann. Oder nur modulationsfähig von Natur aus..:)) könnte auch sein na ja. Solche Stimme wie deine hab ich nur bei Niklas Kvarforth gehört als ich mich mit ihm unterhalten hab vor ein paar Jahren . Der peppt richtig am laufenden band , ist ein toller Künstler sowieso @cursive moss
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one juicy slap in the face to indicate that i'm ready for the bus to pound town and that's it
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||Hecke what the fuck. Hecke please stop smoking is bad for you it's awful and it will make you DIE. You will be DEAD hecke it will tear you apart make em cut your throat out and give you one of those tubes that makes you speak like a ROBOT hecke. Like a ROBOT. And then you'll DIE. Hecke please if you need help just call me I have helped 80 people quit smoking by the power of homeopathy and hypnosis and I can help you too. Please hecke think about the people who love you hecke please.||
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Erinnerst du dich noch daran, wenn wir uns als unflügge, aufgeregte Kinder vor deiner Fensterbank gegenseitig versprochen haben, dass wir keinen Pepp mehr ziehen werden und uns unsere größten Geheimnisse für immer anvertrauen? An dieser Stelle fühle ich mich nochmal berechtigt dich zu fragen: warum hast du denn wieder Klebstoff geschnüffelt? @cursive moss
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I just said she could possibly be attractive because of her power and Type A personality
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I did it for the first time (zum ersten Mal)
It didn't go well the first time (beim ersten Mal)
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I ONCE ENGAGED IN PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SYRONOID AND IT MADE MY WHOLE YEAR I WISH TO REPEAT IT AGAIN THIS YEAR
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The average American who does not live in Germany is a cold blooded animal. Though there may be a statistical error due to snek having a billion alt accounts.
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||Wäre Ihre Durchlaucht im möglichen Zustand des Nett-Seins, meiner Unterwürfigkeit mit Programm-bezogenen Hinderlichkeiten eine Unterstützung zu sein?||
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"I thought Stephen Hawking was American because of his computer voice" - Broseidon
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u yanks r just incapable of recognising any accent that isn't crocodile dundee or the queen
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If you’re both naked and kissing but the intention isn’t gay then it’s not gay
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idk if it's just me but anyone else find it hard to relax unless ur wearing ur dirndl
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ok guys but lets be real here, who hasnt oppresed minorities in their spare time when they were young
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everyone thinks I am a troll but a troll wouldn't wish you all a good night and wonderful dreams when he goes to sleep so good night and have wonderful dreams you guys because you all deserve it
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why is jesus fucking christ though? Is that some sort of incest or is it masturbation?
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oh dear i've misplaced my mobile telephone. this is frustrating, as I, a regular human being and not a robot, need it to send snapchats to my companions
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Hey guys I know germany doesn't exist but like, what town would you consider to be the most overly stereotypically german?
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Ich hoffe, unsere Liebe fällt der Vergessenheit nicht anheim /
because our love, baby, is frickin' sublime x
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Pharmaceutical companies are the enemy, they promote drug dependency
At the cost of the natural remedies, that are all our bodies need
They are immoral and driven by greed
Why take drugs when herbs can solve it?
Why use chemicals when homeopathic solvents can resolve it?
I think it's time we all return to live with natural medical alternatives.
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in german, just like in anime, you can't just infer the gender of something by looking at it
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any german born after 1993 doesnt know dopamine, all they know is simulator games, keine kapriolen, alarrrm, staplerfahrer and tik tik
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- talk in my thicc austrian accent
- don't go in smelling like poo
- please actually listen to 2 it's a good tip
- be like hey im hecke im big and strong and i can carry around boxes
- learn the code for apples and kaisersemmel by heart before you go in so you can impress them
- print out a hofer badge and stick it to your arm, say hofer is life when you go in
- make fast hand movements so that they see you can be an efficient cashier
- bring face masks and offer them one so that they can see you can be an efficient cashier
- hire 10 friends to scream noch a kassa bidde while you're at the interview and then just say well looks like i'm needed and walk out and take your rightfully deserved seat
😌
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oh i like sticking stuff in weird places because it usually instantly helps and you can see the effect yourself
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You can tolerate people without crying = great team work skills.
You give even a single fuck = great attention to details.
And so on.
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every girl born after 1993 doesnt know how to cook, all they know is NaHCO3, Na2HPO4, NaHCO3 + Na2HPO4, boil water, eat noodle and lie
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He didn’t feel welcomed so he felt unappreciated, then he got mad, broke the rules and got banned
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Yes, all the grammar is the same for Sie (formal you) and sie (they), except for the capitalization rule.
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i'm from Romania, man, here we dont have memorys, we lose them when we are 15 cause we drink a lot of alchool
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it is basically one gay person away from changing the german flag for the rainbow flag
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My hands are held, though I see you standing so alone,
Take my toes, for in my heart you have a home.
Wherever the world might take us, it's with you I'll hop the line,
So dry those tears with your hands and then place your toes in mine.
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Hecke stop. 😩 Please go back to liking feet it's way more legal than your current thing. 😩
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Oh dude I saw a dead squirrel outside yesterday. Must have been a baby though since it wasn't nearly as large as an average human.
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henlo ok alya so basically particle go brbrbrbr and make other particle go brbrbr
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My screenshots folder basically covers this server's entire history. 😌
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Can we have Stadia?
We have Stadia at home
Stadia at home:
If you aren't able to play it, Alya, I can stream for you and you make all the decisions.
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Aber Descartes war Franzose während der Zeit des Absolutismus. Die Jedi lehrten uns, dass nur ein Sith in Absoluten denkt, was im Umkehrschluss bedeutet, dass Descartes automatisch ein Sith-Lord war.
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ein Huso ist ein männlicher Abkomme einer im horizontalen Gewerbe beschäftigten Dame
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Blizzard can eat a double dick and shit sandwitch,they lie the most
@quartz lotus I can eat the double dick thingy, but not the shitty sandwich
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:BottomRight: :Bottom::BottomLeft:
:Right: :ilikecars::Left:
:topright: :TopLeft:
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ich wünsche mir fucking reich zu sein, damit ich auf die cuck libtards dabben kann
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H - How can someone be so wonderful?
E - Exceptional
C - Caring
K - Kind and Knowledgeable
E - Everyone loves her
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The last letter should always be included. When abbreviating psychology, please call it psychy, not psych. It sounds so much better. :thumbsup:
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Die Grenze zwischen Maths und Math ist laut dem Grundgesetz (§ 420 BGB, § 69 BGB) eine moralische Grauzone und alle die Straftat begangen habende Leute d.h. Amerikaner dürfen vom Staat unter Druck gestellt werden, ihre falsche bzw. moralisch unrechtigbaren Meinungen zu ändern, es sei denn, sie wollen von der Gesellschaft schikaniert werden
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geh mal in den anderen server anne du spammer das ist hier ein deutschlernen server
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Imagine Bulli posting a quote about Bro not knowing what meta means during a conversation about Bro not knowing what meta means. So meta. 
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Son: Dad, is it okay if i shave my butt?
Dad: well son,a man only cleans his house when he expects visitors
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person 1: aso, du bist von dieser sexualität wo das gender egal ist? wie hieß es wieder?
person 2: 🇯🇵
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i found a fascinating article for alya https://www.wikihow.com/Stop-Being-a-Bully
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S is for sweaty stinkman
Y is for y the fuck won't you people throw cheese at me 24/7
R is for reeee I hate my life I hate PHP
O is for oh I love my peepy frens and want to play games with them.
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he is a cat
and he is fat
make no mistake
he is not a rat
he is a cat
he once killed a rat
with the mighty power
of his baseball bat
he is a cat
he owns a cool hat
at any time you want
he is ready for a chat
by Aram age 3.5
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Its ok vik if you eat enough sausages and beer you become german and undertand everything
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well she managed to hold conversation with like four or five girls within a week while i was swarming with boys everyday
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If this were a computer game I'd load the last save of you ken, this one is obviously broken
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she is beautiful she is stenk but most important she my best wife henk
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If u become amish, your wallpaper just stays on your wall
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There's no excuse for homophobia. It doesn't matter who you're being homophobic towards.
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My plan is to trick people into thinking they are learning german but they would be learning dutch instead
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The server is currently in a raid mode lockdown.
As soon as the moderation team has restored order you will be able to send messages again.
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@earnest pulsar Please stop disturbing our server members. This is your final warning.
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@zinc gorge to better understand the meaning of dative and accusative in German, please observe this English example expressing the difference between direct objects and indirect objects:
I am buying you.
- What am I buying? You are the object of the verb. So, I am buying you. I am purchasing the right to own you as a slave. This is human trafficking. 🚔
I am buying you chocolates.
- What am I buying? Chocolates is the object of the verb. So I am buying chocolates. Perfectly normal. You, are the indirect object. You're receiving the object, the chocolates. I am not buying you, rather I am buying an object for you or to you. That makes you the indirect object of the verb, the one receiving the direct object.
Now it is a nice thing! :D 🍫
In German, accusative is used to indicate direct objects of verbs, while dative is used to indicate indirect objects.
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das S in Syro steht für suspekt
das Y steht für youtubesüchtig
das R steht für resolut
das O steht für ofenfrisch
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Imagine someone approaches to you and says, Excuse me my dear lord, where can I find a good restaurant?
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@rare lotus mum ich hab in erfolgreicher Weise geschlafen jetzt lass mich in Ruhe 
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sometimes i expect a fart and then accidentally make a brown web in my underoos
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If she asked me if the language I spoke was French, implying that she didn't know what language it was, I'm guessing she's not from France lol
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ngl i'd be down with marrying an obscure rich arab prince
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¿Hon hon hon?
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Yes but you'll have to share me with...
...

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Kenspectacle
:hidethepain:
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Catto x PHP ML
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Ich liebe Frankreich😍 😍 🇷🇺 🇷🇺 🇷🇺
@agile thorn schöne frankreich Flagge
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As an American I know what good food is
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If you cry here please do it in German so that I could at least learn something from it
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It stopped being a tree a long time ago. Now it's a hypergraph.
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Languages are shit i just want to live in a swamp and communicate through groans
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I only shower on midnight of the new year
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@night pasture is this you?
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Fact: Hecke dries her clothes in the microwave.
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Otherwise you'll get cancer and your clothes won't taste as good.
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Vick are you going to be like bro?
@rare lotus no. That sounds disgusting
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Omg my Spanish is so goo
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you feel bad? I have work everyday
@rare spindle and im sure your work is hard. Do you work at a gatekeeping company?
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Ever read the bible? It has that thing where a regular and a quiet one go to #general and be wholesome. The regular goes "look how wholesome i am! I have boosted! I am in all the voice chats and in the group watches. And I help them all!" While the quiet regular approached the admin and said "hey, i think ive done wrong yesterday and i hope you can forgive me".
And truly, i tell you! The admins will not grant wholesome mod to the first, but mod to the latter one!
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gücümüzü
how is this a real word
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And bros currently in me
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i once gave bro this trolley problem and he told me if it's possible for him to kill the 4 first and then come back to finish the one standing alone
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die Frage ist eher: war Bulli heute schon außerhalb des Bettes?
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Ich dachte schirmmütze ist sowas wie das hier:D
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I am a product of democracy
@earnest pulsar
ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴
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Gott segne dich.
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When you ask me for a kissywissey.
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:peepoLaugh:
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My mum and dad forgot to pa rent.
Cries.
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petition to ban bro, use 👍 if yay, use 👎 if nay
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you spelled punishment wrong
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Why are there so many British lesbians on discord
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bye
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#Broxit.
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trax evasion
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Die Buschdame
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@earnest pulsar come forth foul beast
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GLaD: lets have a lot of channels with very descriptive names so newcomers instantly know what to read!
newcomers: no ❤️
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cuz i hate when people see female online and all the attention goes to A FEMALE
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bulli smells
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you're speaking a lot of english for someone who isn't American.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Nice try but mods can see deleted messages
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sorry I’m gay but I wouldn’t kiss bro 🤷
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theyre not my toes, scroll up to see mine
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Bite my shiny german ass
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Star star star
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pro-pro-pro-tip: eat a native to absorb their language skills
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Ich bin der Armhaaraufstella
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Lick is my middle name
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"I'm American not British"
- Jan 14, 2021, camie
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- sleep
- everyone from GLaD except camie
- camie
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I am gay
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Was heißt femboys?
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Idk i am pretty dumb
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Who the fuck is Sarah Tonin?
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Warum Spongebob Schwammkopf und nicht Schwammbob Quadradischhose?
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Good fur y’all
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Here’s a gold star ⭐️
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DONT TRUST ME
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That's why I'm crying
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maine is just an anagram of anime
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aber man muss Kompromisse machen um hoch zu steigen
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Your only personality trait is the spitting emoji.
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Alle w Fragen.
Würdest du gerne 300000€ von mir bekommen?
Ja bitte.
Wie kannst du nur so gut sein?
Übung macht den Meister. Und Talent. In meinem Fall ist es Talent. Sehr begabt bin ich. 😎
Ich kauf dir das ab, wie viel kostet es?
Für dich nur 300000€. :FeelsHuggedMan:
Wieso hast du es gemacht?
Der Sinn der Kunst ist die Kunst selbst, danke.
Danks you für am kommend sein zu meinem Ted Gespräch.
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Bulli‘s sleep schedule is almost as shitty as Bro‘s taste
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I'd like to think that Bulli only switches to light mode to take screenshots that will annoy the rest of us. I need that to be true not to ruin my image of Bulli 😔
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Anscheinend kann ich ohne Autokorrektur gar kein Deutsch
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Sie wollte mal Curry aber wir waren in einem Hurry 😢
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sons have ability to do anything.. they might steal your car,, they might spend your money with cocain and heroin... yeah daugters also might do this.. but the possibility is less
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||verhaftet||
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Verbs with ver- are not separable.
There's no ge- in the past participle for ver- verbs
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shit on the floor
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ignore them! nobody expects an American to speak perfect German. you're still learning!
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I’m a whore
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mute Polpetta 69s
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not my comment
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his comment
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"There are no Oogway"
- Master Accidents
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:x: User 'Basementality' not found.
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Hey! I'm currently looking for participants for interviews about their experiences with learning German with GLaD for my university research. The interviews will take place on sunday 14/3 or monday 15/3, conducted via private discord call, and shouldn't take longer than 45 minutes. If you are not comfortable with that, an interview conducted through discord DM would be possible too :)
I'm currently doing a course called "urban multilingualism" and we're trying to study aspects of online multilingualism. GLaD is just such an interesting community that i've decided to set my topic to all of the learners here 
Please contact me through discord dm if you're willing to help out or if you just have questions :))
(i've asked the mods about this and they said it's okay for me to ask so hopefully i don't get into any troubles
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Thanks!!
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Bulli, you can speak really good German too! Keep your confidence up, and eventually you'll have the blue role!
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rubs my bare ass on swedish
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I'll mute you for a bit now, since I just told you not to randomly insult people. Pls stop doing it w hen you're back @wary delta
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Mr. Knowledge2Go
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My dms with Bulli are just Bulli telling me to be SFW in general, then me hitting on him
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All my facts are gay. 😔
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What is water toast
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Ich Arsch ✊
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Can I star myself
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I am desperate for validation so I need star emojis on Discord
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owo
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so as to promote good hygiene
