general

[ember thistle]

....

[meager raft]

Kaosu is racist?

[clever hatch]

Apparently

[meager raft]

Damn

[polar galleon]

Damn

[clever hatch]

Damn

[clever sorrel]

Damn

[sonic ether]

Damn

[crude sable]

Damn

[ember thistle]

every single one of you - blocked ☹️

[polar galleon]

das erinnert mich dran als wir dasselbe gemacht hab und alle von Bottfried gemutet wurden

good times, good times 😌

[clever sorrel]

das hab ich mir auch schon gedacht

[crude sable]

[ember thistle]

"This shit looks like the battle pass"
"Hey this shit looks like the battle pass!"
"THATS WHAT I SAID!"

[clever hatch]

Star ⭐ gaze is yall best moment of March

[willow oak]

she blocking on my single till i one

[vocal cobalt]

Hi everyone

Have any of you played Slay the Spire TWO already??

[sonic ether]

no but i saw the trailer on steam yesterday, do u recommend downloading?

[polar galleon]

und deswegen mussten wir im bestimmten Kanal schreiben in dem wir nur 3 Wörter auf mal schreiben können

[vocal cobalt]

I am now omw finally after the weekend being away at work

From what I saw/heard, yeah

But I am a stupid big StS fan so that does not reallt count

[clever sorrel]

hä

[vocal cobalt]

Have the board game as well

[clever sorrel]

welcher

[valid wigeon]

wait what happened

[clever sorrel]

3 worte auf einmal?

[weary needle]

da wüde wüdra is do

[clever sorrel]

oui

[weary needle]

skye und mia aa

[willow oak]

hoj paul

[polar galleon]

3 words at a time. der heißt "Three Word Story'' oder so

[weary needle]

seas mia :3

[clever hatch]

@valid wigeon this happened

[willow oak]

[sonic ether]

hmm ill download and have a look, i didnt download since its not a game ive ever played before and i wasnt sure it was any good but ill have a look

[valid wigeon]

what did kaosu do that was racist i'm lazy

[clever hatch]

She called me the letter "n" 💔 🥀

[near perch]

THE LETTER WHAT

[clever sorrel]

qualle is such a cute word

[polar galleon]

WHAT isn't a letter tho

[sonic ether]

thats what im saying dawg

[sonic ether]

it could be

with feather and ink

[clever sorrel]

it's SO MUCH better than "jellyfish"

like

ew

[sonic ether]

transcribe WHAT

[clever hatch]

W = what
H = hat
A = at
T = t

[clever sorrel]

Whimsical
Holding
Apparatus
Trumpet

[willow oak]

joy and whimsy

[clever sorrel]

or something like that

[willow oak]

she joy till i whimsy!!! @fierce pawn

[polar galleon]

du weißt dass ich Chorleiter bin ja? in einem unserer Chorstücke gibts das Wort Qualen und manchmal sprech ich es aus wie ''Quallen'' 🪼

[clever hatch]

Lobster something buttery and steak idk

[clever sorrel]

https://tenor.com/view/moon-jellyfish-world-jellyfish-day-underwater-common-jellyfish-moon-jelly-gif-18709922

[polar galleon]

lecker

[proper tide]

Hans Zimmer

[polar galleon]

Hans Gruber

[clever hatch]

💔

[sonic ether]

i whimsied and joyed on her

[valid wigeon]

was bedeutet "quelle"

[sonic ether]

source

[polar galleon]

ex dict

[smoky epoch]

What does this word mean?

The best way to understand the meaning of a word is to use a dictionary. Monolingual dictionaries such as dwds.de, de.wiktionary.org and duden.de will often provide the most accurate definitions and examples for a word. If you are not yet comfortable with using a monolingual dictionary, bilingual dictionaries are also an option (dict.cc, dict.leo.org, pons.com).

The key here is to empower yourself to find the answer on your own. Using the many examples provided in dictionaries like DWDS, Wiki and Duden can help you confidently understand the word, and how to use it. If you still have trouble; don't worry! You can use #questions, #questions-2 or the #942470380692590632 to ask someone for further clarification.

[fierce pawn]

FIRE

[clever hatch]

Tech you missed the best moment of 2026

[valid wigeon]

who up joying it whimsically

[fierce pawn]

being?

[median jungle]

If only someone could translate to me what this says

[clever hatch]

@fierce pawn

[edgy minnow]

Halo
<@&305455824174710787> guten Tag

[clever sorrel]

😭

[median jungle]

Walter
Heinrich
Anton
Theodor

[willow oak]

What's that language under German text

[sonic ether]

LMAO

[median jungle]

East ukrainian i think

[fierce pawn]

cool

[willow oak]

Ohhhh yes

[fierce pawn]

can’t kaosu ukrainian

@ember thistle

😊

[clever sorrel]

quadruple a

[fierce pawn]

wait she scared

[median jungle]

Me

[waxen vigil]

of what

[polar meteor]

It says to send $1 million to @polar meteor .

[fierce pawn]

idk

[median jungle]

What if i dont have kangaroo moneys

[edgy minnow]

Why

[rustic lava]

[fierce pawn]

im also for today

[waxen vigil]

source?

[ember thistle]

what.

[median jungle]

What if i legally cant drink fosters

[ember thistle]

only for plastic cups

[waxen vigil]

why doe

[median jungle]

User @gustavderliebe on instagram

[ember thistle]

dont throw trash here

[spark oasis]

Tschuss

[median jungle]

Wo umlaut du wasserpumpenzange?

[polar meteor]

Then your first quest is to acquire it.

[fierce pawn]

it’s a long story

[median jungle]

Dang she can read!

[median jungle]

Jane doe?

[ember thistle]

[median jungle]

Silly rat lady?

[fierce pawn]

what

[fierce pawn]

[proper tide]

Nur für Plastikbecher
(bitte werfen Sie hier kein Müll hin)

[median jungle]

Silly rat lady from zzz

[median jungle]

[fierce pawn]

what’s zzz

[ember thistle]

hda ag xhc

[median jungle]

Ich hab keins davon gemeint du Warentrennsteller.

[clever hatch]

Zenlesszonezero (don't ask how I know)

[median jungle]

Hoyogamr

[fierce pawn]

[proper tide]

Waterpump-plier

[waxen vigil]

they make pliers for water pumps

since when

[fierce pawn]

ic

then no

[bright maple]

Had an actually nice experience with public transport today

[median jungle]

Variable sized monkey wrench

[waxen vigil]

no tldr version?

[bright maple]

Slept the entire time though

[median jungle]

She cool tho

Rare case of the fanart not sexualizing a character

[untold bridge]

I believe it says:
Nur für Plastikbecher
(Kein Müll einwerfen)

[fierce pawn]

wouldnt be allowed to talk about here 😔

[open roost]

Guten Tag

[proper tide]

Trolling is a art

[ember thistle]

r u trolling

[proper tide]

1903

[spark oasis]

Trolley

[proper tide]

№

[waxen vigil]

are you trolling?

[ember thistle]

1984

[proper tide]

@spark oasis i drive audi

[proper tide]

Yes

[steel summit]

when I join college 5 people trolling with me I remind this day then after that I left the college and join another one 😂

[west meadow]

Cute

[spark oasis]

R8?

[proper tide]

No, A2

The best designed car

[waxen vigil]

dms

[spark oasis]

Ouh

[proper tide]

Dehnungsmessstreifen?

[sweet gull]

I'm A2.

Best Car ever made

[proper tide]

I drive you

[bronze mason]

You are already driving me

Driving me crazy for you

[sweet gull]

Good one kuh

I was gonna say that

[west meadow]

Please keep it sfw

[untold bridge]

B1 better

[proper tide]

Im a screwdriver

[ember thistle]

b2 better

[fierce pawn]

it’s really a lot though

[sweet gull]

True

C2 best

[bronze mason]

You screw with drivers?

[median jungle]

DM is closed today

Sonntag

[bronze mason]

Not for me it isn't

[waxen vigil]

yes

[proper tide]

Nice

[waxen vigil]

@fierce pawn tomorrow then

[wet basin]

What part of Germany does bro reside in 🧐

[fierce pawn]

[proper tide]

Dehnungsmessstreifen bestehen aus einem auf einer Membran aufgebrachten meanderförmigen Widerstand, dessen elektrische Widerstandsänderung von der Druckempfindlichkeit der Membran abhängig ist.

[sweet gull]

Waow

Now that's what drives me

[bronze mason]

The one where DB arrives on time everytime

[proper tide]

Translate it

[wet basin]

Must be Switzerland then

[untold bridge]

DB is always on time everywhere in Deutschland

[sweet gull]

That's very interesting

Piezoresistive design

[stuck lagoon]

Ni hao

[spark oasis]

Hi

[sweet gull]

Noice

[median jungle]

Brother is lying while in church

[meager raft]

[untold bridge]

[polar galleon]

[sinful frost]

This

[tepid totem]

I fumbled a Russian baddie

My life is over

[sinful frost]

I lived in Germany and used the trains all the time. I've never heard of anyone ever having their train delayed or canceled.

They're super punctual.

[tepid totem]

My train today was late by 30 minutes

[meager raft]

DB is always on time the bahnof and app was just lying to you about the schedule

[clever hatch]

That's blasphemy DONT spread misinformation

[sinful frost]

Come to Germany we have always on time trains

https://tenor.com/view/evil-laugh-gif-1246054594903804985

[untold bridge]

Time for the next one

[clever hatch]

Damn how? Spill the beans

[fierce pawn]

how do you know

[clever hatch]

Knowledge don't seek boundaries

Or something

Idk

[crude sable]

caught it!

okay i’m going to bed now goodnight

[hasty mica]

good night indi

[spark oasis]

Gm

[willow oak]

Smh

[willow oak]

Good night

[proper tide]

Ich bin neu hier

[fierce pawn]

time travel

[willow oak]

she time on my travel

[spark oasis]

She travels on time

[median jungle]

Your lived was saved, you mean

[magic jewel]

She mia on my vivi till I ❤️

[untold bridge]

She travel on company time
(She will be fired)

[willow oak]

she firing on my will

[untold bridge]

She's a paid mercenary

[steel summit]

My heart want fish 🐟

But I'm fasting 🥲🫢

[willow oak]

fih

[clever sorrel]

@fierce pawn

[proud cipher]

Hallo

[amber orchid]

Gluten morgan

[untold bridge]

Eat the fish when fast is over

(100/100 iq)

[small fjord]

@alpine burrow

[polar meteor]

1 IQ?

[steel summit]

Which fish 🐟

[untold bridge]

1 unit of IQ

[small fjord]

Hello Base.

[fierce pawn]

i’ve seen this before

[untold bridge]

A fishy fish

[small fjord]

[steel summit]

yummy 😋

[fierce pawn]

[small fjord]

Thank you.

[verbal basin]

Gumo

[small fjord]

Morning.

[clever hatch]

Ich möchte ein IQ bitte

[meager raft]

Guten Morgen

[cobalt nimbus]

@proper tide who are you

[proper tide]

Ich bin neu hier

[small fjord]

Hey.

[valid wigeon]

hallo Herr, ich möchte gern einen IQ bitte 😢

[cobalt nimbus]

@proper tide but you are old here

[woven wagon]

Wo wohnst du?

[proper tide]

Hey.

[small fjord]

I’m very sorry to tell you, but we don’t sell that.

[small fjord]

[meager raft]

How can I run android on windows

[tepid totem]

We were supposed to go to a party but I accidentally fell asleep and missed it

[fickle abyss]

Bluestacks?

[proper tide]

in einem 50km³-Umkreis zu Stuttgart

[vocal cobalt]

you should then maybe try the first game first, it is balanced to hell and back and is on a big sale rn

[small fjord]

You.

[valid wigeon]

warum nicht

[proper tide]

[small fjord]

Because we don’t.

[woven wagon]

haha super!

[small fjord]

[meager raft]

I want to also use wifi + bt and so on

[fickle abyss]

DID YOU EAT THE WAFFLES????

[fickle abyss]

bluestacks

[small fjord]

No?

[proper tide]

VM?

[fickle abyss]

Where did you put them???

[meager raft]

Fine I will use that crap

[steel summit]

[meager raft]

Bluestacks is a VM

[small fjord]

Maybe in the fridge? I’m not sure.

[fickle abyss]

You don't REMEMBER where you put the waffles? 😭 I'm starving

[clever hatch]

Look at the bright side maybe she was a gold digger or something? Yk everything happens for a reason

Just be happy

[proper tide]

Then use Bluestacks

[small fjord]

I’m sorry, I was very tired yesterday.

[hasty mica]

do you sell cookies?

[small fjord]

I think so, yes.

[meager raft]

What else would you suggest

[remote crystal]

Hi

[hasty mica]

[clever hatch]

I eat cookies

🍪

[proper tide]

Dunno, Bare-Metal-Server

[woven wagon]

Choco chip is my favourite!

[willow oak]

i bej a boaš geve

[proper tide]

I'm no IT guy, i dont know much

[fickle abyss]

Getting an OS ISO and installing it on virtualbox

[meager raft]

Wasnt there something called windows subsytem for android

[hasty mica]

[meager raft]

Cant find it anymore

[proper tide]

WSL?

[meager raft]

WSA

[fickle abyss]

What

[proper tide]

oh wait, wsl is linux for windows

[willow oak]

what

imagine knowing

[gray turret]

I have the exam tomorrow pray for me

[untold bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/massive-iq-drop-low-iq-dumb-gif-23969422

[hasty mica]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-grey-vibing-thinking-gif-5109096978556360789

[proper tide]

what you mean is Winlator

[meager raft]

It was a thing when they released 11 but I think they culled it now

[gray turret]

can yall write an email

[proper tide]

i can even send a fax

[willow oak]

xdd

[meager raft]

The Windows Subsystem for Android (WSA) is a Microsoft-developed component for Windows 11 that enables users to install and run Android apps directly on their desktop, appearing as native apps in the Start menu. It leverages virtualization to run the Android open-source project (AOSP) framework, supporting both Amazon Appstore apps and sideloaded APK files.

[willow oak]

despite all my rage

[gray turret]

got my a1 tomorrow stuck at grammar and words

what you recommend?

[meager raft]

So you are stuck at the fundamentals

[proper tide]

dunno, i never learned german

[fickle abyss]

I thought u want to run android not just some apps

[gray turret]

yeah I guess

[meager raft]

Running android = running android apps

[fickle abyss]

No

Not at all

[willow oak]

im hugging my pillow

[meager raft]

You cant run android apps without having android first

[fickle abyss]

There's many things you can not do without running android first

I thought you might need it for somethign else

Since you "also want to run wifi and Bluetooth on it"

[proper tide]

Is that so?
What if you just give the android app access to all the libraries it needs without installing complete android?

[meager raft]

I need it to control all the smart devices in my home from my PC

[proper tide]

Doesnt Home Assistant work?

[meager raft]

Android libraries requires access to os

[fickle abyss]

There's Software for Windows for that

[meager raft]

Like what

[fickle abyss]

Don't ask me, Google

Idk what Systems u use at home

[meager raft]

All the chinese stuff

[fickle abyss]

If I start to Google and recommend u something now you'll be like "nah not compatible with govee" ok cool

[clever hatch]

She hugging till my pillow

Idk how it works

[valid wigeon]

dude discord banned yaoi gifs

type yaoi in gifs

[proper tide]

does it use zigbee or matter or other protocolls?

[clever hatch]

Whats that supposed to be?

[meager raft]

Security cameras, lamps, AC, Refrigerator, Washing Machine and some water system

[proper tide]

whats that?

[meager raft]

I am not sure

[proper tide]

which software do you want to install?

[meager raft]

How do I check this

The app it says to use

The chinese app

[proper tide]

dunno, system spec sheet maybe?

[meager raft]

Available on ios and android

[proper tide]

nice, ill just check the pay store for "chinese app"

[meager raft]

Thank you

[fickle abyss]

Maybe check the Baidu app store

Every app will work

[proper tide]

which one?

[meager raft]

Why do you know this stuff

[proper tide]

natsu is chinese

[meager raft]

Wow

[fickle abyss]

Du Chinese is best

[proper tide]

1/3 chinese

she once ate an entire chinese person

[meager raft]

Yes her grand mutter is chinese

[fickle abyss]

Now I crave Chinese

[untold bridge]

Natsu is Chinese?

[meager raft]

Ja bitte

[untold bridge]

That's news to me

[fickle abyss]

I wonder if there's Chinese sweet potato dishes I wanted to eat sweet potato today hmmmm

[small fjord]

Let’s eat some for lunch then.

[meager raft]

You should eat dim sum

[fickle abyss]

YOU LIKE SWEET POTATO??? OMG

[small fjord]

I don’t know, I don’t really recall trying it.

[proper tide]

i locked myself out of my vps 😔 cant ssh to it anymore

[untold bridge]

She ssh on my vps

[meager raft]

Now you have to factory reset

[north sage]

Truly heartbroken

[alpine burrow]

hi

[meager raft]

Hope you had a backup

Snapshot

[small fjord]

Math when?

[alpine burrow]

uuu

[proper tide]

no, i literally created the vps like 10 min ago

[alpine burrow]

in a bit?

[meager raft]

Rookie mistake

[placid crane]

https://tenor.com/view/emoji-sob-uoh-3d-gif-24602826

[small fjord]

Sure, just ping the same people as yesterday.

[placid crane]

I feel the pain

[alpine burrow]

oke

[fickle abyss]

Can I math too

[meager raft]

Why are you creating a VPS @proper tide

[fickle abyss]

What's the topic

[small fjord]

Yeah, you can join the competition too.

[fickle abyss]

What's mathing

[small fjord]

Gleichungen nach x auflösen.

[deep helm]

try 芋头泥

[fickle abyss]

Ah nah pass

[forest skiff]

mohawk eyebrow

[proper tide]

for fun, ill try to run some stuff like pangolin and technitium

[fickle abyss]

NOOO I WANT SAVORY

[small fjord]

That’s fine.

[meager raft]

Oh I wanna do that too

My own VPN

[fickle abyss]

Just buy ur own server for 100 bucks

[north sage]

What 😭

[meager raft]

You mean a rig? Hardware?

or online server

I have already done that

[deep helm]

uhm most of them aren't main dishes, more like dessert

[meager raft]

But my mum kept turning it off when I am not home which is like 10 months of the year

[proper tide]

well, you cant run your own vpn on your own hardware, you need a remote location for your own vpn.
you could buy 100€ used minicomputer and set it up at your parents house

[meager raft]

Good thing my parents house is in a different continent

[proper tide]

@meager raft you got a credit card?
you can get a free VPS (4 cores, 12GB memory, 200GB Sotrage) on oracle free tier

[meager raft]

I have a credit card

And a giro card

[proper tide]

there are some other services with a free vpn

[proper tide]

you can google for "oracle cloud free tier"

[clever sorrel]

vietnamse pho noodles!

[median jungle]

Im good at quick maths

[meager raft]

I have the AMEX CARD

[median jungle]

Ask me any math problem

[proper tide]

whats 9 + 10

[median jungle]

7

[proper tide]

you dumb

[clever sorrel]

quick!

[median jungle]

Quick tho

[proper tide]

tru

[clever hatch]

Yes

[meager raft]

Oracle is not a company I would give my credit card info to

[proper tide]

why not?
its a big company

[meager raft]

Is there a european provider?

[proper tide]

uhm maybe

[clever hatch]

They already have it lol

[meager raft]

They rejected my job application 3 years ago

[rustic lava]

😭

[proper tide]

shiet, dont trust them

https://hostadvice.com/vps/europe/free/
i found this website but idk if its reliable or scam

[placid crane]

Scam.

[meager raft]

Nice virus link

[rustic lava]

bianca

[proper tide]

true

[placid crane]

What.

[rustic lava]

can you be my vpn

[placid crane]

Okay, i'll take you to france with me

[rustic lava]

oh...

[placid crane]

Connecting...

[rustic lava]

actually on second thought

[placid crane]

What is it

[rustic lava]

anywhere but france

[meager raft]

I have express VPN

[placid crane]

So i'm an AI and a VPN at the same time now huh

[placid crane]

Ok got it!

[clever hatch]

Ermmm

[golden pier]

I have no vpn

[fickle abyss]

U mean an European provider that has to cooperate with our isp to give out real IP addresses

[clever hatch]

🏳️

[pseudo rain]

Emergency ‼️ someone rly nice sent me a friend request from a german server BUT IDK WHICH ONE and I ACCIDENLTY DECLINES IT… if you’re here I didn’t mean to decline it I wanna talk help 😭

[meager raft]

Whats wrong with that

[golden pier]

Nevermind

Sometimes it’s just randomly

[fickle abyss]

If you wanna use it to do non legal things

Which is illegal and should not be done! Ever!

[turbid arrow]

[meager raft]

💀

Like watching a movie without paying

[golden pier]

Lol

[turbid arrow]

[placid crane]

It was me.

H-hi...

[pseudo rain]

It was a blue pfp ? I have a bad memory tho

[placid crane]

Nahhh im lying like shit, it wasnt me 🤣 i just wanted your attention.

sorry

[pseudo rain]

😭😭😭

[turbid arrow]

How can you prove you're the best German Speaker?

[proper tide]

Wait in thinking, if you host your own VPN, the VPS knows who you are

[steel summit]

Try to work hard🤭

[golden pier]

Say something German

[proper tide]

Good thing I'll just use it to tunnel into my own home network (maybe)

[placid crane]

The best german speaker does not need to prove if they're the best german speaker 🗿🗿

wait..

[steel summit]

It's not true

[placid crane]

what's the difference between VPN and VPS

[turbid arrow]

They have to, if you're the best then you don't have to frame it aloud.

[proper tide]

VPN = virtual private network
Vps = virtual private server

[steel summit]

I goggle it but late

🤭

[red mural]

can i learn german in 90 mins

[proper tide]

VPN = you use a different network to abfuscate your own data
VPS = you have a pc (server) in the cloud

[proper tide]

Yes

[north sage]

Ah

[red mural]

thanks how

[proper tide]

Beh

[north sage]

You cant learn german in 90 mins

[golden pier]

You can

[hazy matrix]

vps is a computer over the internet

[steel summit]

Defend of strong brain 🌚

[red mural]

how about 89 mins

[meager raft]

[proper tide]

Textbooks idk

[north sage]

89 minutes, maybe. But 90? definetely not.

[polar meteor]

@placid crane Bianca, what did you have for lunch today?

[turbid arrow]

[proper tide]

You can, but how much you grasp is a different story.

[red mural]

can i learn german in 60 yearrs

[placid crane]

I had some steak and pasta pesto 😍 you?

[median jungle]

Base, why does australia do all of its things at 5am btw

[placid crane]

Beef steak

medium rare

[median jungle]

Waking up for f1 was hard

[north sage]

Wtf she is eating lavish

[placid crane]

Not really

It was left overs

[proper tide]

Ich suche dich, hinter dem Licht,
wo bist du?
Wo bist du?

[median jungle]

What if im heller als licht tho? 🧚

[polar meteor]

Nice. I had a bagel for lunch.

[placid crane]

How many bagel?

[proper tide]

Idk, i have no experience with that

[golden pier]

Steaks

[median jungle]

No winx club?

[proper tide]

No

[median jungle]

Sadge

[polar meteor]

1 bagel with feta and sausage and onion.

[placid crane]

Nice, was it delicious?

[lyric void]

No winx club ☹️

[polar meteor]

Yes.

[placid crane]

Are you sure?

[median jungle]

Why even live then

[proper tide]

True feta or fake feta?

[meager raft]

Ihr MagentaMobil Prepaid L ist in Kürze wieder nutzbar. Der Preis wird anteilig bis zum 29.03. abgerechnet, danach wie gewohnt in voller Höhe. Viele Grüße, Ihre Telekom

[polar meteor]

No.

[proper tide]

Telekom

[placid crane]

So how can we be sure if it was delicious or not?

[lyric void]

A tragic life to live

People who haven't seen winx anything <<<<

[polar meteor]

We can never be sure.

[median jungle]

Pic i took in milan

[gentle pulsar]

@light bear

[placid crane]

Tragic.

[median jungle]

Winx taught me that ugly people or people who try too hard to serve Kant are always evil.

[verbal basin]

Sacha Torte

[placid crane]

Sacha..

[golden pier]

Sasha

The dancer

[light bear]

Hi Maus

[median jungle]

[gentle pulsar]

Hallöchen

[gentle pulsar]

Omge hi Schnucki

[light bear]

Wie geht's dir mein Schmusebärchen

[gentle pulsar]

Mir geht's supi und dir bbg?

[light bear]

Mir auch

[gentle pulsar]

aww das freut mich sehr

[light bear]

Ich habe eine Dienstreise nach Rostock

Geheim🫨

[gentle pulsar]

🫣

wow

[proper tide]

Rostock

[verbal basin]

Bitte nhmt euch ein Zimmer

[proper tide]

Neidisch?

[verbal basin]

Sehr

[gentle pulsar]

😼

[light bear]

Können sich zwei Männer nicht lieben

[gentle pulsar]

bin aber ein mädel

[proper tide]

Ich habe keine Erfahrung damit

[verbal basin]

🤗

[light bear]

🫨

[verbal basin]

Bist du neugierig

[proper tide]

ihhhh

[proper tide]

nicht wirklich

[light bear]

Oh das ist okay

Für dich mach ich eine Ausnahme

[verbal basin]

[proper tide]

ich benötige eine Tastatur, mit der ich mit einer Hand tippen kann

[light bear]

Ich habe sowas

Hab ja auch nur noch eine Hand

[proper tide]

wie heißt das

[gentle pulsar]

awwww du bist so süß

[light bear]

Ist am handy so ein Modus

[proper tide]

achso, ich meine eine physische Tastatur für den PC

[light bear]

Ah

Keine Ahnung

[verbal basin]

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-jacobfuckingjones-cigarette-speedup-american-spirit-gif-4402372925476445403

[proper tide]

meine Hände sind groß genug, ich kann am Hand einhändig tippen

[gentle pulsar]

ich gehe jz duschen ||feel free to join me 😳 ||

[verbal basin]

Massive Pranken

[proper tide]

aber am Handy vertippe ich mich ständig, da meine Finger zu dick sind

[proper tide]

dem ist so.

[light bear]

Don't fall 😼

[proper tide]

Ich hoffe, du hast eine Dusche die groß genug ist für 2.
In einer kleinen Dusche zu 2 oder 3 duschen ist nicht so prickelnd

[verbal basin]

Woher weiß man sowas

[proper tide]

Erfahung.

[gentle pulsar]

You’re here to help me out in case I fall anyway 😳

[gentle pulsar]

Dw

[ember thistle]

War.

War never changes

[meager raft]

Is that VR

[light bear]

shoot den brick bei nacht, zwei cups, ich rauch

[violet grail]

Hallo meine freund

[untold bridge]

Actual face reveal from Jojo

[light bear]

He's so handsome

[proper tide]

no you

[alpine burrow]

am PC?

[proper tide]

ja

nein, spaß, am Handy

[light bear]

https://tenor.com/view/jake-gyllenhaal-hi-hello-giant-hand-gif-4880945

Bist das du

[alpine burrow]

ja ich auch 🤙

[proper tide]

Große Hände

[small fjord]

Ves.

[alpine burrow]

ja klar

(während ich 2 Hände nutze)

[alpine burrow]

my mom is using my PC 🥀

[small fjord]

[alpine burrow]

I'll ping yall

[small fjord]

Alright.

[rustic lava]

[verbal basin]

[verbal basin]

Fr

[forest skiff]

everytime i see yoyo

his pfp is changed

[alpine burrow]

every time I see proto

he's mid

[forest skiff]

and you are high

[merry rune]

Hi

[waxen vigil]

bro macht ne phase durch

wird schon

[spare bison]

Honestly me no like when people ignore on dms if there a problem them can tell

[small fjord]

[golden pier]

Servus

[verbal basin]

Xd

[whole surge]

Where is bot channel

[small fjord]

#botchannel

[fickle abyss]

Gruezi

[golden pier]

Wie geht’s

[small fjord]

Hi.

[small fjord]

We need to go shopping soon.

[fickle abyss]

The sweet potato is almost done!!

[fickle abyss]

Yeah I know

The fridge is very empty

Maybe Monday after I'm home from work?

[willow oak]

[small fjord]

I meant like clothes shopping, but yeah, we need groceries too.

[small fjord]

When will you be home? I’m at work too.

[whole surge]

Probot don't work there

[fickle abyss]

Oh I was planning to go to Leipzig on wendesday u wanna come too?

[fickle abyss]

Monday evening idk 18 19

[small fjord]

I go to the gym on Wednesday if everything works out.

[willow oak]

i need clothes as well mayhaps

[small fjord]

That works for me.

[willow oak]

wow gym owl

[fickle abyss]

Come too!

[willow oak]

i'll be cutevik

[jaunty solar]

@willow oak still feeling nauseous?

[small fjord]

I have like 12 tshirts that I can wear to school, without grabbing one that I can wear for work.

[neat bridge]

hola

[jaunty solar]

yo

[willow oak]

not anymore

[hasty mica]

💰 💰

[rugged lance]

Hi👋🏻

[neat bridge]

where r u from all

[jaunty solar]

that's good

[fickle abyss]

That's enough!

[serene dagger]

Moin

[small fjord]

Considering I got like 9 or so for work, I guess.

[verbal basin]

Hi

[small fjord]

Hi.

[serene dagger]

This hairstyle

[jaunty solar]

ireland

[onyx python]

i have far too many tshirts but only like 3 pairs of pants

[indigo dust]

should i learn hochdeutsch or austrian german im deciding between which

[serene dagger]

Hallo moin

[verbal basin]

[verbal basin]

Moinn

[indigo dust]

which is better to do

[small fjord]

I got like 3 pairs of pants that I wear, but I do have a few more, but can’t wear them because of sensory stuff.

[neat bridge]

shit

[small fjord]

[verbal basin]

Hochdeutsch

[gentle pulsar]

Schwäbisch

[inland mason]

Hallo Leute

Wie geht's euch

[indigo dust]

how good can i get into it if i have an extremely strong arabic and english base

[verbal basin]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/950396179827552257/1083120725990326272/ezgif.com-crop.gif

[indigo dust]

i am c2 in both of those languages

[gentle pulsar]

[verbal basin]

English is helpful

Arabic not so much

[jaunty solar]

english will be more helpful

[indigo dust]

arabic is more difficult so id assume not

[neat bridge]

i can speak arabic

[jaunty solar]

but even English is quite different with how word order works, etc

[verbal basin]

Yeah different family

[verbal basin]

Cool

[indigo dust]

and english dont have dialects

[onyx python]

i have a confession to make… it was me who scratched away the dots above ü on those „Enten füttern verboten!“ signs…

[indigo dust]

i wanna learn austrian german maybe or hochdeutsch

[onyx python]

i think my message is more important

[verbal basin]

https://klipy.com/gifs/magnifying-glass-gem

[jaunty solar]

well, not as extreme as Arabic but there is definitely dialects

[indigo dust]

yea

[willow oak]

[neat bridge]

i wanna learn different language

[indigo dust]

how could i start learning german tho like naturally

[forest sierra]

heyo

[hasty mica]

to make u even cuter

[indigo dust]

the thing abt german that like worries me is would it sound ugly if i learned it but speak it or not

[jaunty solar]

how about Dutch? 🙈

[hasty mica]

hihi welcome

[indigo dust]

is it like english where some accents are ugly

[forest sierra]

hiii

[verbal basin]

Also very helpful

[forest sierra]

omg you a native speakerrrr

[rustic lava]

js gonna start sending stroll gifs whenever someone starts glazing themself

[hasty mica]

yesh

[indigo dust]

every dutch ik speaks german

[small fjord]

[verbal basin]

Dutchies always understand me

[hasty mica]

[jaunty solar]

yeah I thought so, similar word order, etc

[rustic lava]

dutch is so cursed

[jaunty solar]

i am at a big advantage then 😎

[verbal basin]

I understand them like 80%

[indigo dust]

how should i start learning german

[rustic lava]

grammar

[verbal basin]

Germanic tree yes

[jaunty solar]

love to see it

[indigo dust]

like where tho i wanna learn it naturally not force it thru a textbook

[small fjord]

#resources

[verbal basin]

Dutch is very pleasant for me

[indigo dust]

would me speaking it sound bad w an accent i wonder thats my fear

[jaunty solar]

not common to hear tbh

[indigo dust]

i am american so idk how it would sound like

surely not ugly

[alpine burrow]

no

[verbal basin]

Yeah i heard that too

[meager raft]

Iike german

[verbal basin]

Ich bin breit

[jaunty solar]

i always got asked why i learned dutch instead of german so here i am now lmao

[neat bridge]

german is easy... isn`t it?

[median yoke]

hallo

[median yoke]

no 😭😭😭

[hasty mica]

[median yoke]

well not for me

[alpine burrow]

@cobalt current

[indigo dust]

nah

[gentle pendant]

if i were to lie i would say yes

[alpine burrow]

doch

[indigo dust]

well german is easier than other languages i tried learning

[verbal basin]

Yeah both are good choices ig

[indigo dust]

i tried learning hungarian for a bit

extremely hard

[alpine burrow]

wieso

200kilo

[indigo dust]

to my surprise

[alpine burrow]

das ist hoch

du hoch

[verbal basin]

Egal ves 😭

[indigo dust]

yk i seen arabs speak fluent german b4

[neat bridge]

Which languages can you speak

[indigo dust]

^

[willow oak]

i thought u meant level b4

okay

[alpine burrow]

ich bin Ingenieurin 🥀 ist wichtig

[indigo dust]

i can speak only 2 langs sadly

[verbal basin]

Seit wann das

[willow oak]

it's easy to learn german, just have a personal german teacher!

[valid wigeon]

german is easy

[jaunty solar]

''it's easy to buy a house, just have money'' vibes lmao

[neat bridge]

where do u live

[runic compass]

moin

[valid wigeon]

all you gotta remember is der die das die den die das die dem der dem den des der des der! ein eine ein einen eine ein einem einer einem eines einer eines!

[verbal basin]

Moin

[neat bridge]

what`s mion?

[runic compass]

well said

thats what i been sayin

[indigo dust]

usa

[willow oak]

well i dont have to pay

[clever hatch]

What if I do it without a teacher?

[verbal basin]

Moin is a greeting

[jaunty solar]

oh well then that helps a lot

[valid wigeon]

moin is a broadly north german greeting that can be used at any time of day

[willow oak]

yeah just have a german partner ezzzz

[valid wigeon]

it also appears in danish as mojn!

[jaunty solar]

🔥

[neat bridge]

can we be friend?

[clever hatch]

Partner as in spouse?

[runic compass]

can i have a german partner please

[verbal basin]

Is it pronounced the same?

[clever hatch]

Ain't you native dawggg?

[gilded leaf]

Wow, sehr klug. Schönen Frauentag.

[runic compass]

as a german i want a german partner

[gentle pulsar]

I’m so lucky to have a German partner aka @light bear

[verbal basin]

Sie sind sehr nett Günther

[clever hatch]

My CV is ready

[quasi rose]

i just want a partner who can yodel
being female is optional

[runic compass]

send it

[clever hatch]

What's yodel?

[valid wigeon]

both are pronounced /ˈmɔjn/ i believe

[clever hatch]

I'm a guy tho...

[alpine burrow]

ich hab 2 Jahre Ingenieurwesen studiert 🥀

[runic compass]

oh

i changed my mind

[verbal basin]

Lol für nichts?

[verbal basin]

Oh ok thx

[alpine burrow]

danke, dir auch!

[gilded leaf]

Danke Ihnen Günther, Sie auch

[verbal basin]

[quasi rose]

godammit

[clever hatch]

😂

[clever hatch]

Dw I ain't for that diddler shi as well

[alpine burrow]

ne also doch
1 Jahr in Indien zählt als 13. Jahr in Deutschland (war nötig) and dann 1 Jahr in doitchland (musste die Sprache inzwischen lernen)

[alpine burrow]

I thought u had a gf

[clever hatch]

Yeah just messing around here

[verbal basin]

Also bist du Diplomingenieur?

[clever hatch]

Yk boys to boys shi

[alpine burrow]

ehh kA 🥀 aber hab doch die Kernmodule gemacht 🥀
Elektrotechnik und so

Chemie und Mathe alles 🤙

[verbal basin]

Wrm nicht weiter gemacht

[leaden niche]

I read that as I'm gay tho😔

[willow oak]

chemie macht mir angst

[leaden niche]

Now im disappointed

[alpine burrow]

entweder war es chemical engineering oder Informatik und hatte auch so Informatik Modul gemacht, das hat auch Spaß gemacht 🤙

[clever hatch]

Dw i won't be turning gay anytime soon... I have a loving partner

[grizzled abyss]

Ich gar nich verstehe wenn du englisch sprechen

[verbal basin]

[iron basin]

Wasn

[verbal basin]

Oh nein

[alpine burrow]

ist doch cool

🥀

[clever hatch]

Was ist wasn?

[alpine burrow]

hab immer noch Hardware dings

[iron basin]

Oh doch

[alpine burrow]

die sind cool

[verbal basin]

Hallo Maus

[iron basin]

Kein plan

[alpine burrow]

du gay

[iron basin]

Frag ich ja jojo

[iron basin]

Nein. Du arbeitslos aber

L

[clever hatch]

Ok...

[steel summit]

I did already 🤭

[alpine burrow]

0010101

[neat bridge]

mion

[alpine burrow]

❌

mysteric sei nett

[verbal basin]

Wasn ist ein verbotenes Wort

[iron basin]

I'm not reading allat

[alpine burrow]

Gen Alpha

kind

ist doch nur ein para

[alpine burrow]

wasn

[iron basin]

Junge was

Red deutsch

[alpine burrow]

du Red andere Sprachen

[iron basin]

Bist doch selber gemein wzf

[alpine burrow]

monolinguist smh

[verbal basin]

Hör auf

[alpine burrow]

hä ich? Wann??

[iron basin]

No

[alpine burrow]

wann bin ich gemein lowkey

[alpine burrow]

junge was

red deutsch

[iron basin]

@gilded leaf nerv nit

😔

[iron basin]

Nah

Dont feel like it

[alpine burrow]

🥀 okay yoyo

[verbal basin]

Boah ist der frech

[alpine burrow]

fake german

[gilded leaf]

❌❌❌

[verbal basin]

Schmysti kann eig kein Englisch

Komisch

[alpine burrow]

change name to Mysteric 🇨🇳

[alpine burrow]

kannst du

oh fuck I forogt

[clever hatch]

My stick?

[iron basin]

More german than you'll ever be

Ha

[iron basin]

✅

[verbal basin]

Yo“ll

[alpine burrow]

@small fjord @rexlapis @stuck yoke

mathe

[iron basin]

Nerv nit

[verbal basin]

[iron basin]

GuNa

[clever hatch]

She jojo till I bizzare Adventure

[alpine burrow]

I have more residence permits from Germany than you'll ever get 🥀🥀

[small fjord]

I’m here.

[verbal basin]

Hä

[clever hatch]

Wana spare one for me?

[alpine burrow]

Germany chose me 🗣️

[verbal basin]

Nein

[alpine burrow]

no

[clever hatch]

[alpine burrow]

GuMo

[small fjord]

@rancid fiber math.

[alpine burrow]

bro why couldn't I ping him

[small fjord]

Because you misspelt his user name.

[rustic lava]

ves u never ping me

💔

[clever hatch]

Hallo peter

[rustic lava]

hi sam

[clever hatch]

Hruu gurl

[verbal basin]

[small fjord]

@stuck yoke we would do math now.

[rustic lava]

going to break my skull hruuuuu

[clever hatch]

What's this + that?

[clever hatch]

Whyyyy?

[small fjord]

No?

[clever hatch]

I'm doing good

[rustic lava]

headache

head go boom

[iron basin]

Ne kb ich geh pennen

L

[clever hatch]

Wrong 😭

[rustic lava]

💥

[clever hatch]

Take Panadol

Best antibiotic in the world tbh

[alpine burrow]

my dear cutie sister

[verbal basin]

Nein

[rustic lava]

real men dont take panadol 😡

[iron basin]

Cause i dont need a permit

L

[rustic lava]

real men sip from their hello kitty mug and drink green tea

[clever hatch]

You're a girl tho?

[iron basin]

Warum

[clever hatch]

Nah I prefer Panadol the quick solution

[verbal basin]

Bleib doch

[alpine burrow]

Germany chose me 🗣️🗣️🗣️ they were forced to have you

[verbal basin]

Warum solltest du

[iron basin]

Nope

[alpine burrow]

faul

[iron basin]

Also @alpine burrow

Where is yours

[alpine burrow]

pls stop the flex

I will cry

[verbal basin]

Das war soooo tuff

[alpine burrow]

🥀

[iron basin]

Danke

Ok GuNa

[alpine burrow]

fauler

[rustic lava]

[rustic lava]

no

[alpine burrow]

sam

[iron basin]

Geh arbeiten

[alpine burrow]

Girls don't exist

[clever hatch]

What?

[alpine burrow]

it's the internet

[alpine burrow]

urlaub

[clever hatch]

WHAT!?!

[alpine burrow]

kennst du sowas

[rustic lava]

the government made them up

[iron basin]

Geh arbeiten

[iron basin]

Jap

Kennst du geld?

[clever hatch]

Oh ok ig I've got the only girl left then

[alpine burrow]

wieso

[small fjord]

@rancid fiber math.

[alpine burrow]

🥀 🥀 🥀

Guck mal wie gemein man kann sein

[clever hatch]

I Wana make something up aswell

[small fjord]

Do you have a calculator? @stuck yoke

[iron basin]

Neee

[rustic lava]

ur not w the feds tho

[alpine burrow]

no it's in germany

ill use my pc

[alpine burrow]

immer doch du

[small fjord]

Alright.

[alpine burrow]

Google search bar = good calc

[clever hatch]

Says? Who?

[alpine burrow]

or should I use my ipad 🫦

nah

[clever hatch]

Ermmm

[alpine burrow]

math isn't that imp rn

[clever hatch]

Whats with the lip bite?

[alpine burrow]

I'm ghosting math rn

[alpine burrow]

ydk the satisfaction of solcing questions?

[verbal basin]

Geh du

[clever hatch]

Solve this

What's this + that + those= ?

[iron basin]

Arbeite mehr als du

[serene dagger]

Yes Great!

[alpine burrow]

mein Beileid

[clever hatch]

Math doesn't turn me on nope that's only you

[small fjord]

Can you create a group with us two and li? I don’t think Rex will join.

[alpine burrow]

ok

[iron basin]

Nein

[alpine burrow]

wann arbeit

[iron basin]

Bald

[verbal basin]

Nein?