#🌟│wooting80he
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1 month is enough to send a bunch of containers by train from China to the EU
i said you were hired, what would you do better
bro, I have receive packages from Japan to Canary Islands in 5 days, faster than ordering from Canary Islands to Spain
explain to me why?
Get the products out in time obviously 
and you're backing that on your experience of shipping how many containers from china to the eu exactly?
wait, by train? via russia or india and the middle east?
yeah not what i asked about
brugplane holding it down
Trans-Eurasia Logistics, AKA CHINA RAILWAY Express, is a joint venture between German rail company Deutsche Bahn and Russian RZhD, China Railway Corporation from China operating container freight trains between Germany and China via Russia. The first such train arrived in Hamburg from Xiangtan on 6 October 2008, taking 17 days to make the trip....
I ordered sora v2 8k dongle on oct 29 and now its here
i was impressed
i respect it 
I think the main issue is that they sold products that were not fully ready, if you order a brand new custom Macbook it will arrive in a couple of days from china or the US. But that's because they don't have challenges with production, quality control and freight in general.
Just wait. If there is any more delay, I will buy another keyboard, mad 60 68 ez63
okay great, through russia then. how long does that train journey take? which carriers are available? what are their booking times and prices?
ohh wait shipping through russia won't be good PR, i think
Mainly air transport
usually about one week
It should arrive in 2 or 3 days
I had no idea we have so many logistics experts on the server 
they said 5 days and still need more?
To be honest, I ordered a 60HE in stock 3 weeks ago and it came through within 4-5 days.
easier for companies to pass customs than single orders to each individual
no joke
A lot of gamers have jobs too who would’ve thunk it
you're backing that on what exactly
The wooting team said that confirmation should open on 31th
but it is not
faster to pass 1 container than that container separately and being send to each individual?
idk man i just had the chance to put my stuff on the container for free because my moms friend have bunch of container coming from china... i receiced my stuff (2 big boxes of electronics) in 3 weeks
but they dont tell us reason this time
wooting has 0 control
they have if they pay more
even manufacture delay is updated with a detailed reason
3 weeks! great. including booking and customs. marvellous.
but they probably cheaped out on transport
Shipment for what
but they are transparent tho☺️
aint no way
lemme go ask gpt quickly
too simple honestly xd
its nov 5 !!
module, case or keycap?
being transparent doesnt mean anything mate, if ur transparent but ur product is dog nobody cares that ur transparent, not saying that wooting is dog but saying transparent aint everything mate
It's still noon of Nov 5th 
i'm guessing no plane was available in time, or the containers haven't arrived in time, or something else happen
any news yet?
No we have to act as the world is over
nah but nobody wanna wait any longer man
yes the world is over

we dont want to wait any longer ! even though we cant do anything about it !
hey nice okay now we have reliable information, 21 days to ship
anyone doing fireworks tonight or is that jusy uk?
been up for 14 hrs ( its now 7pm) GMT+8
but that's after you book the train, right?
where is the warehouse?
Company is in GMT+1 
So is EU warehouse
12:20 in gmt +1
not defending anyone but china isnt better in terms of PR
Netherlands
they are just as horrible
train is much slower than the plane, you have to keep that in mind
didnt they ship with a boat
(the government)
so yall haven't gotten any news yet about the shipment?
KAZAKHSTAN MENTIONED RAHHH
🇰🇿 🦅
anyways theres nothing else i can do but wait... so i gonna go mind my own business
Its normal that delays may happen. And propably everyone are cool with that. But I would at least like to know some reason or information that something is being done about it if I'm paying such an amount for the product. And don't get me wrong, I still love Wooting team and I know this is not their fault if delivery is delayed but INFO PLS
okay but there's one more factor: you have to make sure all of the below is available at synchronized time
- truck from factory to origin depot
- room in origin depot
- room in train / plane
- train / plane departing when you want it (some wait to be full [or all?]) or have werid schedules
- room in destination depot
- free trucks from destination depot to wh
- room in wh (simplest)
any of these is off/full/unavailable and the whole thing gets delayed.
me too mate, thats the point of a discord right? informal communication
i not buying anything from this company ever again
dont wanna experience this thing again in my life
ok
But at least tell us where you are, so we have an idea.
Air fright has been delayed, that's all there is to it 
i can imagine the amt of ppl who r gonna turn super saiyan if it gets another delay
80HE is not usb 3.0 or higher?
Why should it be? 
why should it be
2.0hs
we dont have that yet mate
as mentioned
I like wooting, but I just want to wait. I can't accept the delay.
then cancel ur order?
i swear full speed should be faster than high speed
This means it's not today
?
?
This means it's not on 31th Oct
delay would be expected in batch 1 but not in batch two
2.0 High-Speed, 8K polling, 480Mbps 
i assure you all if wooting had the ability to teleport keyboards to your house they absolutely would
But it's been delayed
i thought 8k polling is not supported on usb 2.0
they did
Brug pilot, I don't know if Wooting is giving you money or something. You keep saying this and that. It's very simple. We are consumers, and we have the right to criticize if we are not satisfied with the service. It's your choice not to complain, but complaining is the consumer's right. If they charge money and the situation doesn't meet the standards, they need to accept criticism
Sure is 
definitely not preordering either
but too many windows and furniture got broken
I am gonna buy from this company again
I will prepare myself mentally for the next wooting pre order

Criticism sure
Whining - not at all 
ohh yeah with each delay my duck just gets harder
huh ok then why is there no upgrade for the 60he? or im i just dumb af i know its bc of the board
me too, but at that time i will atleast have an awesome keyboard while waiting
Mostly because new microcontroller is too big to fit on the PCB
Maybe we'll see 60HE revision in the future, who knows
if someone is better at something, they are always bad at something in wooting’s case they are best in keyboard, but worst in shipping
Again or as a reason why it was delayed for 5 days in the first place?
would you prefer it if wooting just waited until the keyboard was at their NL/US warehouses and only then opened up the orders?
I dont think shipping is their fault lol
For that you'd have to ask shipping company
tbh, yes xD
@tight cypress okok ty then someone fooled me xD
okay, so just wait until it's "in stock" like other products and order it then. you'll get it shipped and delievered within a business week
5 days aint bad, atleast it isn’t 6 weeks
I'm confused. confirm button. When will it open?
why did they choose the worst
They didn’t
They schedule ahead of time for air freight but there were issues (affecting more than just wooting) usually airlines with delays don't affect everything sequentially causing domino effects instead they find another way to do things
Merry Christmas
Hok is damn lucky
because they don't care about you as their customer and want to save on every possible step of the process, taking as much of your money as possible and giving you the bare minimum, making themselves rich. Just a standard day in the life of the greedy corporation. ||Is this what you wanted to hear? /s||
Flight delays
My brain is telling me cancel your fucking order, it's 280£ back to your account. My heart is simply ignoring that demand like there is no tomorrow.
they are not skimping
everyday
I already ran out yesterday
Who told you that?
Doesn't need a logistics expert to figure that out 
They add the Calder on a pallet as a figure to the set and I forgive everything XD
coming from pilot himself makes it credible
perfect cardboard cutout
New Box design incoming.
Would be a nice Cable Holder
Anyone else have trouble logging in to Wooting? Couple of days now and just gives error.
affecting wooting and other companies, well I hope he knows which other companies it affected
no try other browser
and why he cannot solve the problem within the same day and why he needs 5 extra days
narcii i hope ur taking the piss
see, you don't want the actual reason. you want them to be evil, you want to be angry and you want to be mad. same goes for narcii. you're angry because you didn't get your keyboard yet why didn't you? you and your wants and needs are obviously very important, you're the customer. you paid MONEY!
💊
yet when i asked how could this be solved none of you provided an answer better than "they need to fire the logistics person"
a idle plane standing by just to take your order is veeery expensive
gonna go get lunch now, hope I don't miss anything interesting
I know a guy whos logistics god they can hire him
Thanks, that helped.
clear cache
Information what and why happens would be enough. But hey, it's 5th. Just wait a liitle bit more
from the browser u used and it should be fine
I don't think Wooting owns the Wooting Airways or have their own planes yet, so I am fairly sure the delivery to NL warehouse was completely our of their control.

someone not having a batch role try to blame on person that doesn't receive his keyboard and have a proper EU-Brug role on his discord profile
no wooting airlines sadly
well they want to inovate, so no wooting mouse, but wooting airlines would do
And yapping won’t make things go faster
What you mean yet. I don't see wooting ever owning a plane. But who knows 
Wooting Airlines, giving you the taste of Lekker in all 5 senses.
No, but sometimes may get you a timeout 
A seat that accentuates 45 or 60 to bottom flat
yapping could generate lift!
Why not ship one by one?
time out everyone til confirmation time
OH MAN
sounds like a 2 handed person
what in the layout
I volunteer!
ruski
I do wonder if timeout on demand is a thing
Hello guys , still no confirmation open for the eu batch, maybe later today ?
ignore, its the keycaps that is in IC
lets test it
Chernobyl
Not today probably
but maybe tomorrow
Oh ya
I can't wait for all the " I will cancel my order now, bunch of usless bastards, logistic hell" moaners coming back here to praise how the 80HE is the best thing they ever typed on 😄
😂😂 ok ty
I just wanna know if it arrived today
If there’s nothing in #📦│batch_updates there’s no update 
Tomorrow info about delay xD
yes
Everytime someone asks it gets pushed back an hour
Yeah , last info was for today , thats why I ask ahah
No news where?
Time for your finger to be radiated
@restive bay 😶🌫️
The announcement will be something like:
Guys we are sorry to inform you we have another delay, we will have the pales in November 2024. Wait until then, when its done its done.
How bout ya’ll look at the previous times they post batch updates and make a rough estimate of when the batch update will happen
At lest we need an update when will get the new date
The announcement will be something like:
Guys we are sorry to inform you we have another delay, we will have the pales in November 2025*. Wait until then, when its done its done.
Woah logic 
Yeah ignore me haha everyone
This guy gets it
I mean november 5 was estimate
Maybe wooting can give their package tracking ahah
I can order my 80he from hk and get faster than EU-Brug then. Great!
I heard if you refresh 200 times in a row your 80he will ship
Everyone freaking out for no reason when they literally never post batch updates this early
Gods of logistics are always on point tho 
And pay extra delivery and taxes
How many keys is there for the 80he
Everyday we see the same complains all over here, do people get not tired of complaining? FFS this is absurd at this point. I would get they complain once in a while but every single day...Jesus!
84 ansi 85 iso 88 jis
Imagine Wooting cancelling orders if you complain, this chat would be all flowers and joy for sure.
At this point I even think that would be fair lol
I'm in China, just ordered 80he module unfortunately. So if I order 80he now, it will be faster if EU-Brug is delayed again.But I hope the delay wont happen
Wait until all 80HEs are delivered and people posting it's the best piece of tech they ever owned.
Oh ok mb
Money 💰
A certain someone has made it a full time job to complain for weeks now
I like my microwave more
And spouting uninformed and stupid shit
How does one get their batch rolę anyway
Exactly, suddenly all complaints will vanish
It’s on the wooting hub
Not judging, I love my airfryer and it does not even have that smooth switch.
Right, that's why it is so frustrating to see that every day
Literally the reason how I figured out batch updates happen between 9am-3pm est
FOMO driving people insane
Airfryer also goated.
I just need my microwave for frozen stuff, though
Try hub.wooting.io -> my rewards -> refresh reward
There is a water+vinegar trick that would blow your mind, mix them and leave it for 10 min, no ice can survive, try.
I already did what gives /s
Don’t see it
Nvm got it
damn
Is there any update today?
Assuming these arent counting same people making multiple visits I think we just got an estimate of how many people bought an 80he
You will buy something with the reward which will be delay 😂😂
How like 30k people managed to get that much
Damn
putting a tape on the F5 key
You just added another hour to the clock
I feel like it's just 1000 people that does that
propably yes xD
Ill note it down. Neber heard of it before, will give it a try
Why tape your F5 key when you can just have a browser refresh extension
I think even more, every batch is been doing that since the beginning
use wootomation 
Rapid trigger comes in clutch
remap the whole kb for f5
Seal the food and submerge in that solution, it's pure magic.
for like 20 min
mark is also online
gg guys we get a batch update today
what if they both quit their job
Can I do the same for skincare?
Sounds magical, gotta work, no?
Conspiracy theory the keyboards are in the NA warehouse. They just want to organize everything in preparation of mass shipments
ok gym time - someone text me if they open confirmations

This literally has to be the case cause if it isn’t there’s no way confirmation is happening on the 11th

why the 11th?
👀
That's a whole week away
BECAUSE THATS THE ESTIMATED DATE
👀
👀
eh what gives
👀

They should do a surprise announcement, EARLY CONFIRMATION

You can try, at your own risk, like buying the 80HE

👀
I think calslock fooled yall
what's with the eyes
👀
and its not delayed lmao
Mark knows something we dont….
👀
oh mark made eyes

Right, maybe those eyes gave us the confirmation… the copium that we needed


soo many copium
overdose of copium
Can eu just get confirmation already I want NA batch updates to start happening again >:(
150 more refreshes and you will do it !!
were u guys waiting for me haha wtf
You guys are confusing me lmao
Last update we got was on friday in the stream where they said that the batch was still at the airport in China. And now reading all these things about delays just confuses me even more
the harbinger
Hello rachel
Summoning ritual worked

just ignore what all the chattermans are saying here. Wooting only reliable source 
Yeah I thought so. Hopefully we'll get an update soon. Fingers crossed 🤞
Those Cherry eyes
yes you must stop the rioters
we need peace
Mark is surely cooking something in batch updates now, should be about address confirmation.
Surely...
i think you can see it if someone's typing
there wont be peace when people are being hella impatient and the same question getting asked 20,000 times in an hour
Holy
I indeed need peace. No more delays 
by looking at the member list
is there a wooting 60he channel?
Or in a few hours. I think there will be some kind of update today
Which time we will have the new update 
soontm
23k people wanna check if they can confirm their address

wwwwwwwwwwwwwww
continues rapid trigger on or off
also, since you guys are so excited, I better not see any emails about "I fucked up my email address please help me uwu"
ah, valve time

the hype is palpable
imagine if narcii enters wrong address💀
There’s probably those emails now 🤣
there's been a disturbance in the force, have you felt it?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
certified soon™
guys whenever you're mad at wooting just remember they release more updates than those poor souls playing CS2 get
thats why you gotta pinky promise to be good and add your emails and addresses correctly
Can we white zinc ea-brug gang get something too 🙏
way faster than valve time
say it aint so lmao
?
to: rachel@wooting.io
topic: my keeb
message: henlo when adres confirmation???? sincerley,
this is so tempting to do just for the shits lol (i wont dw)
I’m assuming we're going to get an email notification to confirm our address right

well then you get your keyboard later, so who's the real loser

did u get ur 80he yet raquel
yep
point acknowledged
which batch
thoughts?
this my 80he
https://x.com/G2malbsMd/status/1853675025254981675?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR2DFSjZ4rlfoZ84uu1aRmV9NEvdvPwB0Gxtft9Ppk7CHHQleZfSvWKdUdU_aem_-woN22_vTLUS7UNIiMn0qQ
i hope he aint trolling
Best thing about joining tier 1 teams is knowing everything about big updates before they get released but as I’m a rookie I don’t know what I can share and what I can’t so I won’t say anything, but anyway good job @CounterStrike ! 👏🏻
I love it 
You know what will be next right? XD
Step 1 - address confirmations ✅
Step 2 - WHEN WILL I GET MY KB PLS TELL ME
the 'I work at wooting so I have got that priority" batch 
NOICE! canny wait to get it. will be a fine day of work waiting lmao
Don't worry I check my email every day
cant argue with that. also the keyboard is really cute! @bright jewel
I love it, looks so awesome
that doesnt sound like dutch tbh
what my name? Yeah I'm hearing that for my entire life. Dont think it will stop any time soonm hahah
no the batch name
they're supposed to be in dutch
Raquel where miku collab
By current estimations, it should arrive next Tuesday, November 5th 💀
smh
When wooting receives email of people putting in the wrong address
its in the works
brug means bridge
i know that, but its in dutch, and your batch name isn't
sus
brudge

mark detected
help us track down crypton
👀
Finally good news I fucked up my programming test
Batch W00T-Bedrijfsvoorang
i can accept that
never mind i didnt release you meant mine hahah
btw @bright jewel is eriks pc okay
Delivery will not be delayed today, right?
yeah it lives again hahah
I’m hoping we get to see a NA batch named Frog
Any update on the delivery as of yet?
doesnt look like it
Already did
delivery as in what?
WTFFF
Keyboard arriving at warehouse
gasp the database sreenshot
Is it possible to verify the address today?
i only bought because my batch name resonates with me
wow frogs got the keyboard so early
mark's just gonna :skull: in updates
Have we had NA-Buck or NA-Doe? 
I have a meeting in 15 minutes and then one in 45 minutes then one later this afternoon and THEENNN we can talk batch updates

no need to talk just tell me is it skibidi or ohio
100% chance of some news today?
Just slap on some miku keycaps with white case XD
tyty!
Ohio
It's more like a Kentucky sort of thing
ooo Yayy
👀
we need a brainrot decoder in here
While waiting, watch anime!
hopefully white zinc v1 too, its been rough out here
Mark doesnt know what that means silly
We got rizz here
rizzler
at this time on the 31st we already had delay news
Does the skibidi mean evil lmao
touch grass bud
nah skibidi is like good ohio is like bad
What is rizz mean ?
Sounds like a good plan
like charisma
its charisma in my reading
i mean it depends on the context since ohio is inherently bad skibidi is good
skibidi has like a contextual meaning
You know I used to live in Ohio, it's a nice state
every time I hear skibidi I get reminded of this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJi0QwGlTTk
Western Australian senator Fatima Payman has delivered a speech for Gen Z and Gen Alpha, telling the "sigmas of Australia" that the "goofy ahh government has been capping" and that "opps" have attempted to cut the "Gyatts and Services Tax"
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https://tenor.com/bLLEy.gif me everytime mark says something:
The miku keycaps on ali express look really good
Until you got fanum taxed wooting keyboards by Kai Cenat
i will take my leave for now before i die of cringe
Not what I was looking for but this is legendary
@tight cypress
Wow is that a galaxy! Enough of that and I might make it back to my own universe!
why
Peter
$10 though
i dont mind npc miles
Beautiful keycaps 
Ppl with brainrot what does Kentucky mean
i have brainrot and im pretty sure its a state in the us
Idk it doesn’t exist
They are propably from alabama
i'll ask the omniscient geepity
Why did he write charisma instead of this rizz
Kentucky denoting Kentucky friend chicken relating to how the kernel never shares his secret spices
who?
this guy
Rizz
the oracle has spoken:
A Place Beyond Logic: Kentucky might represent a strange, whimsical land where reality bends, like the memetic idea of “Ohio but not quite Ohio.” Kentucky becomes a metaphor for an uncanny, offbeat dimension—a place where the rules are unclear, and humor is absurd.
Bruh
Skibidi?
not quite ohio, so a delay but just a little one
Definitely skibidi
delayed until this evening
How to rank up in Valorant
Kentucky is where Ohioans go to buy cheap alcohol
airfreight guys watched too much kai cenat no cap
get gud
What is that mean also
it is one of two things. Maybe I'm too stupid. Or I'm too old.
buy wooting and play 100 dm to learn a d
Lurking around to see if there’s any updates and all I see this time is brainrot language 
same lol
I can't beat Bronze 3
you will be pinged if there are batch updates hhehe ;) feel free to lurk tho
ooff
updates here #🌟│wooting80he message
Waiting for the keyboard to arrive.
ohh ye ik ik no worries, just excited enough to lurk as well in copium for some hints
here's a new batch

New wootium batch real
I've been inhaling so much skibidi wootium that no cap my rizz got toilete'd
Edge, edge. Have you ever been on an edging streak Edge, edge.
Waiting for 15 and 45 minutes
lol
Jinx's rocket launcher is ugly in Valorant skin
Should’ve protected your gyatt from the wootium fanum tax
🇵🇱 detected
I'm edging the gyatt because I'm on a skibidi rizz mewing streak ain't breaking it
Looksmaxxing i see
Would you guys like a gen z lingo video news letter?
yes
yes
Thats gen alpha lingo
Itd be funny
Not gen z
Gen alpha
dont push this language to our gen
you share it
you're welcome


We do not
Finally, i can spread the corruption

I do be the scholar as well

Keeping up with the times
I do be skibiding them rizz gyatt
Not in Ohio though
When every time i see gen alpha slang i feel like i lose braincells
yes that's the plan
no
You mean... Raclette? 
To make everyone mentally challenged?
Idk you'd have to ask them alphas
What are your guys’ thoughts on XDA profile, found this really cute set on ali express that I’d like
If you like it, use it
show us
so i can give it a BOOM or a DOOM!
DOUB LE CHUBNK CGHOLATE COOKIE
The color looks pleasing, seems nice to me
the pink is slightly off for me, but maybe its the pic
It's China tho, they kinda don't give a fuck
I like it but at the same time I don't. It is strange
Is Address confirmation delayed again for EU-Brug?
4-5 pm we will get some info
Ty
yea
Wouldn’t say that 
I can see what you mean, still like them regardless. The seller is reliable too even though they mostly make clones. Dont really like clones but the custom stuff is neat :3
Yep
idk why my batch is EU when my address is east Asia now that I think about it lmao
prob bad news tho
Slight chance of delay
what regions does the hk batch actually cover
Mark said he will post an update later this afternoon. Dont spread any miss info please
yeah thats fair!
well he didnt say that he will 100%, stop spreading missinformation 
can we pin marks comment from earlier and just tell people to read it?
White zinc batch update too today 
not every Asian country is covered by HK. Surprisingly it sometimes even faster/cheaper if we ship it from NL than Hk
friendly reminder that nov 5th is still an estimated date and nothing more
jk^^
Raquel the spreader of lies!
slander moment
mark also said kentucky
it is more lies
so kfc collab soon

I guess its my wishfull collab that we're trying to get going
So when can we confirm the address?
who knows maybe someday
Wtf is this fuking wooting, delay delay and delay3
@bright jewel can you pin marks comment about meetings or anything on that.....
which countries are covered by HK? I'm curious because I'm in SK and NL is like, quite literally the opposite side of the globe
Will there be a chicken cooker attachment accessory for the 80he along with a custom keyset and case? The whole thing better be grease proof too!
HK to SK is a pretty straight shipping lane
chill out, if we get an update you will get a ping
NL to SK is like, air freight only
Maybe afternoon?
it might also depend on what you wanna order, HK warehouse doesnt store everything
miku concert where all midi was on a wooting
Imma drop a nuke real quick, Miku mid
Has anyone heard the word ‘patient’
maybe, we dont know exactly. as i said, once we do they will ping us
Just wait
apparently not
some people just cant apparently
The update is happening today for eu
nope
amazon prime kiddos losing their minds
They should have subway surfers gameplay on their videos tbh
Grrrr! How dare this small company not have significantly and unrealistically quick delivery!!!!
please take a break from waiting for keyboard to appreciate this graph i programmed:
it has live updates
I cant deal with the cope omg
My friends keep making fun of me for buying the 80he for how long its taking, I keep on trying to explain to them that it’s a pre ordered product but they never listen
Has the wootings arrive in the NL?
My family members too since I've been waiting for 7 months
I'm a simple person, I see QT, I get triggered
Exactly why Ive never brought it up to them since I bought it 😭
dont tell them about kickstarter then hahah
Tbh I love the preorder wait, didnt experience that much drama about something I bought ever and it is lovely
It made it that much more painful every delay
Especially cause it was a birthday gift from some family members so they keep asking where's the keyboard and I lime what am I supposed to answer
that's not qt
why would someone listen
Idk man i just wanna share my hype
no i know, tbf i got my mate to buy a wooting 60HE, but couldnt sell him on the 80 pre order
Say it's a pre-order. So as expected delays may happen. Then provide the estimated date from the hub
Any News on batch 2?
Sorry you just added an hour to the news release
Was daydreaming that in a sunny morning in the cold UK, someone knocked at the door totally unexpected, and then I wonder what was inside that unbranded box, to cut it open and find my shiny White Zinc delivered in perfect condition.
psych ward
the wooting 80he was never even real from the getgo
How good is he in letting ZERO out, I can't tell from that message if he's excited or is ready to bear some more bad news.
I see KDE, so it has to be QT no?
Same lol they think I'm getting scammed 💀
kentucky
is kentucky good or no
doesn't, it's rendered on GPU with egui (https://egui.rs)
the update can just say "you can confirm ur address now"
or "see you on christmas"
When is the update?
evening probably
🥲🥲🥲
yeah that's what i made it out of
i dont get this mindset 'no update = bad = delay' 'update later = bad = delay' ?
guys chill
people prepare themselves for the worst so they dont get hurt
they're so afraid to be heartbroken


that mark does the update should give enough info
Isnt the 80HE in the Warehouse yet?
the mindset is it should be here already any lack of updates or any delay = bad 😄
should be here already because I say so
the only good option is update now and delivery in progress 
dont drive yourself crazy hahah
bro you have the past update saying it will be on the 5th and then mark saying there will be an update today
don't try to explain things with reality
We dont have too we are already crazy
Hey guys what’s the best car for a Wooting keyboard? 
S15
Spyker
s660
Carice
Maine Coon
thats me rn waiting
Alright back from the gym - looks like we're all still yapping
says you
we didn't need to know you went to the gym yapper
I don’t know horse races sorry
They let us confirm it but you're too late so gotta wait for next batch
Shouldn't have gone gym
I KNEW THAT WOULD HAPPEN
Yeah missed out ours coming end of this week
They opened confirmations for literally 4.20 seconds
Now everyone is on batch “helaas pindakaas”
that was posed at 1316 (same time of day as last delay ??), the first meeting was at 1331 (or rather 1337 probably), the next one should be 1422 (probably still going), now after that there's one "later this afternoon", if we estimate mark comes to work at 0900 and goes home at 1700 (standard working hours), the meeting "later this afternoon" is between 1442 (i estimate each meeting takes give or take 20 mins) and 1600 (wouldn't make sense to schedule a meeting right before you go home in case it takes too long), so we'll get our batch update between 1502 (the meeting "later this afternoon" is back to back with second meeting, and the batch update is immediately after that) and 1650 (mark does this as the last thing he will do before he goes home) (the message is ready and hes gonna post it before skidaddling)
This is what waiting does to a person.
Bro get back to flying the plane
Waiting is a helluva drug
Bro is going crazy
this is what happens when you have too much time on your hands
Problem is you guys are waiting on the keyboard. Make the keyboard wait on you
The doctor said 1 pill a day not 1 bottle a day 💀💀💀
also the messages are usually between 1630 and 2130 (late hours ouch), so 1630-1650 is a good estimate
is on autopilot
^^ I purchased a DrunkDeer A75 in the meantime~ so I can hold out longer for the wooting
👀 true
Did you took into account the position of Jupiter in relation to Alpha Centauri ?
bruh go outside and get some air hahah
just tell us did u make it to the NL?
NL is not real. Trust me.
touch some air and get some fresh grass! its healthy!
nah I believe if we dont say anything today then people will also assume something went wrong haha
cant win
yep just over germanay right now and landing s👀n
over germany?? just drop mine off
what airport will it land at
Eu brug white zinc
its in a big crate, cant go in with a crowbar and start looking for it
What did I walk into…
Please update
if i damage the crate they'll have to ship another one
we RPing
Oh no
wdym
Oh no, the estimation was wrong… the heresy! I expect people to be outraged and stoic.
Anyways, you can’t win either way.
It’s too early for this 
you have zero proof i am not the actual pilot
L pilot
god damn you're right
The Netherlands is not a real country. You have been lied multiple times. There is nothing but cows in there
OMG driving is Riyadh Saudi Arabia is sooooo bad
do not text and drive
wait am i a cow?? :(
Habibiiii
flying on the other hand...
charter a chopper...
thats what im saying

kids are too used to amazon prime and instant gratification, can't wait lol
It’s your fault for not delivering every keyboard personally BY FOOT!
I'm at work, I'll be out soon
You can’t trust technology
yes, u online = batch update, at least last time xd
that cow should hurry then
Im waiting for mark
brother thats not my job 
you mean they're not hand delivered! im FUMING
Order delayed reason: cow ate your keyboard
omw
Was hungry
yes yes i know waiting for mark 😔
i love the tamagotchi keyboard havent seen it until now
thank you 
to lekker no?
tamagotchi was my childhood
Is latest batch update on eu brug concerning white zinc aswell?
time to camp out at the delivery warehouse in your country
I dont know, just gotta wait and see
i wanna get the latest sanrio one
tamagotchi uni?
Another company expense
with colors
true


White zinc still next week for confirmations or is that also affected by the delays?
Confirmation for white zinc opens between tomorrow and 12th September 2028 at 7:36 CET.
Just wait a bit more
my flight is CKK205, just landed in amsterdam fyi
I had to do a double take there lol, that's actually not all too far off of the actual fight number
hahaha
we had to send two, too many keyboards for a single plane
Give the actual numbers 
they never told me about the others, too dangerous
marks doing a pretty good job of disguising the operation, even if i gave you guys the right one, he'd still say it's wrong ;)
Mark is leakin
why no info on plane nr? security issues?
Can we move on to address verification today?
I wonder how many people will check their address and how many will blindly click confirm?
mark ill send u 10 eur if u will leak smth
ive been milking wooting for the past year
easist 10 ever
So when are we confirming addresses?
wait for mark
Where is mark
Right after Jesus' second coming
NL i guess
not sure, you can even see military planes on flightradar
bro tell me where are you rn brugplane pilot
but its not hard to guess, there's only so many planes that are landing in NL from HK today which have proper capacity
Could also not be hk
told you im from ckk205 but there's more planes since all the keyboards didnt fit on one
Very likely not HK
if address confirmation no in 7 hrs imma eat breakfast pissed off
yeah mine is from shanghai
He’s literally flying the plane
Im not sure but isnt the factory in taiwan?
they already landed though, no? isnt address confirmation only open after they have the keyboards at the warehouses
they didnt tell me which ones are the others tho, too dangerous
That's unscientific. Isn't it a direct flight to the Netherlands?
i landed at 2:45 amsterdam time, they are about done unloading now i think
the trucks gonna reach the wh before workday ends
ty brugplane pilot
Bro knows too much
i am the pilot, am i not?
brugplane pilot
what about customs?
thats what smugglers are for
hes only the pilot
look im only seeing guys packing stuff into trucks, they're probably gonna go through customs on their way outta the airport
or you just drop the box before landing, bypasses customs nicely
and results in more compact keyboards
if they need inspection at all, duty's already paid probably
CI0073
anyway they just completed unloading, manifest signed and handed off, godspeed keebs, its now on to the truck drivers
is igor there 
you mean the muscly dude carrying crates on his own instead of using a forklift?
THATS HIMMMM
crazy, i worry for his back
no its just been a really good RP at this point
guys its him, hes the pilot
well you don't know that
or do i 👀
i'd post a photo of the cargo manifest but i'm pretty sure it's illegal illegal to do that so i won't
dont risk your job for us buddy
can you make igor wave to us?
he already left with the truck guys
oop gtg, they're making me move to another terminal
holding up unloading talking to you smh
safe travels @gray hemlock -
o7 @gray hemlock
taxiing i beleiv e
🤔
WHAT
Also winds might change how a plane chooses to fly
@gray hemlock can u explain your flight path pls
not a wooting 80he
lol, you guys are torturing yourself. I am as well, be in a different manner...^^
thats why you just post something like this, just carefully crop any watermarks
I'm trying to find the cargo flight
There are multiple
Stalker ass chat 😭
chad chat
Mines not the only one
my guess is BR0076
hey guys i just ordered mine, you suggest doing any modding?
Did we got the info about the eu-brug ?
later today
Ok ty
i have to sleep at GMT-8,hope good info when i wake up
if anyone doesnt need his refrag cs2 code that cant send me 💟 idk if i can use more than one codes per steam account tho xddd
i can give you mine
How often do you guys lube your switches?
I can send it to you if none of my friends used it (i sent the code to them in case they want but idk)
could be the CSN452
no diddy
im only here for the pain
its kentucky
Has anyone received address confirmation? I don't know if I should wait or go to sleep
sleeep
Sleep is important
and then get a shipping delay because you didnt fill it in in time(wont happen unless you wait a few days)
the worst batch for the 80he, EU-Brug by far 😂
still no update
Wait updates
na bridge be waiting longer
i cant focus on anything cuz of this xDD
EU-Bruh
What
FINALLY
EU BRUG FULFILMENT HAS STARTED
im a walvis peasant 😦
What
CONFIRM!

wohoo
Very nais brevs
lets gooooooo!!!
lest go como on
EU-Brug GO GO GO GO 🥳
YAY!
@open plover bro wake up, i hope you are not sleeping
@open plover - CONFIRM!
When will EU-Walvis start production?
Lol
NICE~
wwwwwwwwwwww
lets go babbyyy
woo
Mark GOD

refresh
why does ANSI get prio 
Finallyyyy
ANSI > ISO confirmed
In the Year 2000 bit from January 1st, 1997.
I always knew I liked this guy
yipee
iso is not real
ansi clears
Hrm rumours of a delay seem to have been incorrect
Erm… what about white zinc batches 
literally only picked ansi because of the delivery time estimates lol
lets goooo




