memes🤡

[oblique cloak]

Gek (rtx on)

[white hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/259144695089856513/971034672924594237/FB_IMG_1651583054753.jpg

[earnest roost]

This made me want to post something
But I can't >:U cause rules

[shrewd basalt]

Pfff “rules”

[vapid gazelle]

Man trolls a friend hella epicly

[stark smelt]

who is this man

[proud talon]

facebook keeps telling me it can find me love. i dont trust them

[earnest roost]

I can find you love

There's a cute fox at the zoo

It's white n fluffy

[eager wind]

They took me fecken wall

[proud talon]

[pure flax]

Dorbz

[livid spade]

I saw this in a server i’m in and it’s so outlandish that the only place that it seemed appropriate to post it was here, in #memes🤡.

[gray frigate]

https://youtu.be/GzegV1kgPVE

[gray frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858414523831812106/971788511160201346/IMG_0321.png

[proud talon]

youve never seen Red playing #nms-questions for 30 hours?

[oblique cloak]

oh look it's sundowner from the 2013 hack-and-slash game Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance. What will he do?

[soft hill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7l0Rq9E8MY

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/971849939770564768/F3BE2993-9BFF-4556-90CE-5AE29251EFD5.jpg

[fast salmon]

sooo can the space itself be referred to as whom?

"the space upwards, relative to the surface of a celestial body, which is under no ownership of one being."

[pure flax]

Whom’s body

[torn mauve]

Ice needs to come out of that water first

[earnest roost]

Yea, I don't like iced water either

Room temp!

https://tenor.com/view/chat-chats-chat-boit-eau-cat-cats-gif-17675280

[proud talon]

depends, what temp is that ice?

[earnest roost]

Ice temperature

Probably cold

[white hearth]

Smart kitty

[solid stratus]

That's is litterty my cat

He will sit at water, dip paw, lick paw

[white hearth]

Same! Maybe a lil chilled but pls no ice it hurted my teeth

[solid stratus]

Repeat

[soft hill]

Facts you don't skip DS9's intro

[pulsar quartz]

Yus

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/971966313524244500/strawberry_snek-1-1-1.mov

[fast salmon]

omg did you see this @earnest roost she so cute!!!

[main falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYUS0-sgeqA

[quaint wren]

[white hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/480948201965223946/971974339983446076/unknown-233.jpg

[gritty gyro]

i don't get the 4 part one

not łotr one, first 4 parter, to be clear

[fast salmon]

glad you asked. the one with the dude whose wife's dead at the end? not sure who the other lady is who gives him an order. different color hair lady. so not same lady as dead lady. so many questions...i would've ignored if you hadn't asked

[feral dome]

I think it's that his assassin killed the woman he actually liked instead of his queen wife

Idk

[fast salmon]

oooh you so good, Spirit! impressive deduction skillz from picture stories!

[mint glen]

Guys

It's Loss 🤣

[feral dome]

Dammit

[gritty gyro]

what is loss?

[scenic pilot]

oh it is 😡

[gritty gyro]

oh i found it in search engine

now i know why i didn't got it, i just never saw it before

[feral dome]

Fair

[visual ledge]

Memes I found on NMS reddit.

I don't get it. Why are the cute froggo birbs not cute? 🥺🥺🥺

[visual ledge]

Lmao. This out of context 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Is this old NMS?

[round skiff]

So many milk memes when that update came out

So many

[visual ledge]

Must have been a glorious time lol. I wish I didn't miss that 🤣

[round skiff]

Lol

[visual ledge]

But is this text the screen you got after milking fauna?

[round skiff]

Nah, from Zelda

[visual ledge]

Oh

[pure flax]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/851451655017725993/933825448046108722/addtext_com_MTU0ODE5MTk5OTc.jpg

[lyric flare]

lol

[proud talon]

preceded by "it's probably nothing, a beginner's guide to ignoring the need for medical attention"

[pure flax]

kek'd

[rain hazel]

Repost a rat for untold wealth, no thank you, I for one care about the economy and would prefer to avoid an anarchy

[round skiff]

Pretty sure I have to revoke your image permissions now.

[quaint wren]

I think you mean

block the image perms

[round skiff]

REVOOOOOKE

[quaint wren]

Why admins red now

Where mods

[round skiff]

Red bribed me

[quaint wren]

So what color are mods

[round skiff]

Same orangey red

[quaint wren]

Blue is best color

[round skiff]

They have a icon now

[quaint wren]

So if they're sentinels

They should be orange

[round skiff]

They are orangey

[quaint wren]

But our mods are supposed to be friendly

So they should be blue

My logic is sound

[round skiff]

They are set to be friendly

Yeah, it is

[proud talon]

wow red just made a new turquoise pfp like yesterday, how rude

[round skiff]

She already had the red ready to go for the switch

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/972219923373887488/IMG_3035.png

[proud talon]

yeah i figured lol

[proud talon]

https://tenor.com/view/catdetti-chef-cat-catchef-cat-kitchen-cat-in-hat-gif-20152357

[soft hill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvemPyOJZEY

[torn mauve]

I'd still eat it

[stark smelt]

cube

[summer edge]

Orca chasing a tiger shark

[dark onyx]

Orcat surely?

[summer edge]

Bro, i ordered some chinese food and look at this shit

[proud talon]

looks like minecraft dude got worms

[summer edge]

I know

[steep karma]

banned himself, then unbanned cause ya cant ban yourself

[steep karma]

for you all to copy paste

[narrow prairie]

@round skiff when people think Gleam is Sean Murray

[soft hill]

Spartacus Murray

[pure flax]

Sussy

[rain hazel]

gussy

[earnest roost]

https://tenor.com/view/looking-good-what-you-doing-cat-eyes-strange-look-gif-14476054

I rhymed too

[pure flax]

Siberian catsky

[steep karma]

or 10k banana

potassium is also a little radioactive but harmless in small doses

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/972671112800530472/IMG_6640_Original.png.jpg

[steep karma]

T U E S D A Y S

[hard current]

it took me so long to read all of these

and yep, thats basically a one large description of me 🌚

thanks so mutch for these memes natani

[soft hill]

@pulsar quartz

[stark smelt]

that would be fun

i will do this to my wife

in the future

[gritty gyro]

this is torture

[steep karma]

yes those reaction eyes

[gray frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377243540893335553/972933662322593872/cachedImage.png

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/972975799588257812/FEB92291-8072-42D1-B22D-F207FC18049B.jpg

[fast salmon]

i don't get it. please explain.

[quaint wren]

Its a stonetoss edit, I dont get the context either. Probably just poking at nationalities in the same manner as the "being sent to Brazil" meme

https://stonetoss.com/comic/out-of-the-closet/
I'm guessing this is the original

[thick ember]

https://youtu.be/BiEzR5ymSg4

[steep karma]

ahh i get it, since it doesnt load at all is the meme

🤣>😐

[smoky geode]

@fast salmon

[dense plinth]

Hunting for S class freighters like:

[pure flax]

yes but what about european excel

[livid spade]

The glass is February 1st

[jagged niche]

That works yeah

[summer edge]

1nd*

[proud talon]

3st

[stark smelt]

3rsty

[gritty gyro]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/301690765501923329/973216223473041518/5_years_in_university_Vs_Metal_gear_rising_player_MGR_meme.mp4

[gray frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301690765501923329/973216223473041518/5_years_in_university_Vs_Metal_gear_rising_player_MGR_meme.mp4

[gritty gyro]

ye mobile phone sharing on discord is so inferior 😭 ...

[gray frigate]

silly mobile

https://txnor.com/view/3d-saul-saul-goodman-adamghik-gif-23876766

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/736856143921414155/973258848834035712/Screenshot_20220117-174606_Twitter.jpg

[stark smelt]

hahaha

[pure flax]

lol

[smoky geode]

@round skiff @soft hill

[round skiff]

Lmao

Frigging birbs

[livid spade]

Dogs are still more annoying tbh

[fast salmon]

[gritty gyro]

https://im.indiatimes.in/content/2021/Jul/Article-Body-28_60e30dfa0f894.jpg?w=725&h=400&cc=1

[fast salmon]

Moon has to see this!

[fast salmon]

this is hilarious dude did you see this one @round skiff

[fast salmon]

@earnest roost black kitty!

[pure flax]

i just saw a guy walking into a store

[fast salmon]

you didn't listen to the audio?

[pure flax]

i don't do that

[fast salmon]

guy's so good

singing is and the lyrics are hilarious

[fast salmon]

lol well, that's usually how most widgeos work, they got sound, unless they're broken

[smoky geode]

And this

[fast salmon]

oh my goodness! @earnest roost you totally have to see this one

[dark falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/888278882757795873/972247633034878996/santa-rasputin-impersonator-james-dunstan-space-lawyer-3og-news-gary-spivey-anime-tiddies-expert.jpeg

I'm just going to put this here, without any context

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/782674391708336128/973247484228960277/WhatTheFuck5.png?width=1226&height=124

[stark smelt]

are you referring to those giant birds with knives on their feet? because i agree

also, bats in dark places

[smoky geode]

They also drop exploding barrels

[stark smelt]

yes i discovered that when i came upon a particularly well hidden big bird

it's not their fault

i don't blame them

they're innocent

they were trained by BAD PEOPLE

[smoky geode]

Are you playing this new game that people also play?

[stark smelt]

i am playing the new game that people also play

[proud talon]

Halo 2600?

[stark smelt]

ok

[proud talon]

😦

[dark falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759192495782625292/788208592800972841/Mlady_d37fe2_8140660.mp4

"Grammar Matters: Memes must be properly spelled, without typos, following basic rules of grammar."

Do you know what "Meme" means?

[lavish needle]

[quaint wren]

[smoky geode]

Oh
I see

I hope you are enjoying the game that other people have been playing

[stark smelt]

i am enjoying the game that other people have been playing

[smoky geode]

This comes as a surprise. If I remember correctly you said you may not enjoy this type of game.
I am glad you are enjoying this type of game whether you previously thought you have may or may not have liked it.

I hope you like the Dung

[stark smelt]

i loved bloodborne

and i think the open world design works well

of course i still stand by certain things regarding FromSoft games, but this game alleviates some of those issues

[smoky geode]

The lack of Dung Eaters was an obvious issue and I am also glad it has been rectified

[stark smelt]

ah yes, i am also thankful for gold plated dung piles

[smoky geode]

I like your garb
It's beautiful

[stark smelt]

thanks, i cannot find a better helmet

[smoky geode]

One day you will

On your adventures

[stark smelt]

i shall journey forth

[proud talon]

you guys wear armor?

[fast salmon]

man so true

[smoky geode]

Sometimes

If I want to scare people in my pants I do that also

[proud talon]

i wear armor now but didnt for a long time. kinda need it though atm

[fast salmon]

yo, Fox, did you listen to the doughnut party song?

[proud talon]

umm... yeahhhh

toootally

[round skiff]

Frigging discord

Shows animated preview, posts static

[fast salmon]

sad times no animation

[proud talon]

its a live photo you just have to hold it

[fast salmon]

you just have to imagine it animating

close your eyes

and imagine

[smoky geode]

I speak in sarcastic meme

@fast salmon

[fast salmon]

saw that earlier you posted it in #off-topic-bond-james-bond lol cross pollinating over

[smoky geode]

I didn't think I posted it, I was on the tube and WiFi gets funny

[fast salmon]

oh lol yeah, tagged me and Ditto. everyone having internet issues today

[smoky geode]

@thick ocean @proud talon

[thick ocean]

That looks delicious

[proud talon]

vegans love flower sandwiches

[lyric flare]

yummy

[rain hazel]

You either die a tarnished or live long enough to become a bloodhound knight

[gray frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/641409854430380064/973436780651102208/trim.F212BC32-150B-4E16-A07E-4F69773D2AEE.mov

oh crap is it loud?

[fast salmon]

lol very. i had it super low too

[gray frigate]

that's odd, i have my computer at double volume and it sounds quiet to me...

[fast salmon]

hilarious clip

[fast salmon]

oh really? i should check on my laptop. but on my phone, i had it low and it was loud and distorted

[gray frigate]

oh i did have the video's volume turned down a decent amount, whoopsie

[gray frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/858414523831812106/973448472684548096/unknown.png

[dark falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890732776746254356/973423319900647454/SPOILER_Vid1650982930481.mp4

[livid spade]

Yes I know it doesn’t make sense but it was the only godzilla meme I had

[fossil flower]

https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ume9he/best_or_worst_parents/ how to create a core memory

[hard current]

I bet Revenge of the sith has even more meme lines

[lyric flare]

all 3 prequels are meme movies basically

[hard current]

Yeah.

[hard current]

Lol

[stark smelt]

it's true

all my british friends here drink the T

[stark smelt]

Nate's cat got paid a lot of money that day @smoky geode

[gray frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584833885662216203/973621113189986304/unknown.png

[thick ember]

XD

[quaint wren]

@proud talon why would you repost my meme before I post it

[proud talon]

apologies, ill see myself to the corner

[thick ember]

It just dropped so it's the hottest thing right now.

[quaint wren]

As fresh as the poops happening in the pic

As hot too

[proud talon]

ill post my meme

nvm dont have any

[quaint wren]

🚽 🚽 🚽 🚽 🚽 🚽 🚽 🚽

[proud talon]

this is the best i can do

[thick ember]

[fast salmon]

i love that meme so much

[proud talon]

yw lol

[fast salmon]

i think it's trophy deserving

even if it's a repost

[proud talon]

REALLY??

[fast salmon]

by its own creator

[thick ember]

THAT is self promotion.

Rule breaking.

[quaint wren]

I'm telling.

[fast salmon]

[proud talon]

whoa whoa i was tryin to help that person earlier

3 trophies!

[thick ember]

Yeah well.

[fast salmon]

i'm still cackling over here. neighbors must think i'm cray cray

[thick ember]

3 trophies isn't 4, so 🤷

[proud talon]

yankee whiskey red

[fast salmon]

oh wait, but i am cray cray

[fast salmon]

november papa

[proud talon]

ugh i know, i actually had 3 previously, but one was removed, ive now acquired it once again!

[fast salmon]

lol it got removed to make room for more right? i forget why it got removed in the first place

[proud talon]

i believe thats what you said lol

[fast salmon]

wasn't there an additional reason tho? lol

omg i remember

you bamboozled me!

with Google images

[proud talon]

lmaooooo

yeah sorry but ya know

a joke is a joke

sometimes i have no choice as to whether or not theyre made

[fast salmon]

oh you did so well, you make the fox tribe proud

[proud talon]

thanks sis!

[soft hill]

https://youtu.be/yYO1AzfHgRI

Been laughing at the first clip for 5 minutes

That's all have a good day

[proud talon]

this is what you do to look better in photos i think

face forward

[smoky geode]

Today

Is a day

For drinking

[stark smelt]

SIR it is TUES-DAY

[proud talon]

i only go to happy hour on days that end in day

[stark smelt]

to day

[gray frigate]

Perranch?

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/973732289622204476/IMG_3875.jpg

[gray frigate]

https://txnor.com/vixw/3d-saul-saul-goodman-adamghik-gif-23876766

[livid spade]

Which name is better?

[gray frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/973789251588198430/VID_20220428_175523_778.mp4

[smoky geode]

This is fucking brilliant

[dark falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260965739266048000/973905449797689484/beg7dfze1av81.jpg

[livid spade]

Out of context iFunny comments, part… 6?

[pure flax]

https://tenor.com/XOHl.gif

[proud talon]

lmao

[gray frigate]

hate it when i do that

[gray frigate]

forgetting is not a gift granted to 90s kids

[stark smelt]

we will always rememberith

[fast salmon]

i love silly putty so much

[stark smelt]

i did enjoy me some putty back in theday

will never forget

[fast salmon]

never ever

[pure flax]

I am a child in every decade

[hard current]

We are all children of atlas

[fast salmon]

relatable

[fast salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/true-correct-dwight-schrute-rainn-wilson-right-gif-23822659

[earnest roost]

I forgot to tell Atlas happy mother's day :[

[thick ember]

u in trubble

[hard current]

Brace yourself for the impact of an interdimensional space slipper

[proud talon]

the thing with 90s kids, is that we saw the advent of the internet and smart phones, so it was a lot of change, so we did see a lot of diff stuff

but the buzzfeed "only 90s kids remember" headlines are dumb af, i hate them

lots of ppl remember lots of stuff from lots of diff times

[fast salmon]

right? i member stuff from the 1800's

[proud talon]

omg remember the plague?

[fast salmon]

dude! yes! pandemics suck

[proud talon]

lmaooo

[pure flax]

i know how to fix this problem

fixed

[proud talon]

http://www.motiongenesis.com/MGWebSite/MGTextbooks/TextbookControlVibrationDesignOfDynamicSystems.html

[gray frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/974044930349604895/rbx_boombox_top.mp4
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/974044931020714014/rbx_boombox_bottom.mp4

[fast salmon]

@livid spade have you seen this? a song for you!

[livid spade]

Glorious

[dusk dawn]

https://api.memegen.link/images/ants/do_you_want_memes~q/because_that's_how_you_get_memes.png

[celest crescent]

Wait a minute.... I'm pretty sure I have that blanket.

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/974120665093390466/278737152_442498664308263_5655325496597722733_n.jpg

[fast salmon]

[pulsar quartz]

45 or so memes lol

[lyric flare]

not again

lol

[keen kraken]

@pulsar quartz thank you for those

[pulsar quartz]

It's my job

https://c.tenor.com/j199KFNF_AMAAAAM/it-aint.gif

[proud talon]

what a headline

[rain hazel]

God those memes were glorious

https://tenor.com/view/person-posted-it-is-a-meme-stealer-funny-meme-im-taking-this-gif-14023879

[warm oasis]

[dark falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/782674391708336128/974249097542402048/unknown-3.png

[livid spade]

Is it a bad thing that it took me like 5 seconds to process what was wrong here?

[round skiff]

Lol

[earnest roost]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Catmemes/comments/q71449/taco_cat_3/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I shared this before, but I ran into it again n it's cute >:U
@livid spade also maybe u like

[stark smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/glee-rachel-berry-excited-clapping-applause-gif-17300152

[earnest roost]

Probably reposts but oh well

[livid spade]

Cute

[stark smelt]

i would eat that

[fossil flower]

nothing is wrong there tho

[livid spade]

lol

[stark smelt]

@earnest roost

[earnest roost]

You can't eat the kitty >:U

https://tenor.com/view/angry-cat-gif-24919146

[stark smelt]

no it is egg

[quaint wren]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-easter-chicken-egg-gif-16076536

[earnest roost]

Interesting

[stark smelt]

👀

😔

😀

[warm oasis]

pop pop pop pop pop pop pop....

[stark smelt]

Son wouldja like to go outside and play catch with me?

[earnest roost]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-easter-egg-ostern-gif-22065317

[stark smelt]

whadafug

[livid spade]

E G G

[stark smelt]

simple but powerful message

[fast salmon]

ummm is this the onion? lol

second post i see about this

[quaint wren]

Idk tbh

[dark falcon]

Who cares, the world is at a point where satire isn't too far off from reality

[quaint wren]

Plus given that its crypto, I'd believe it

[earnest roost]

Crypto crash is real atm

Just did a lil search

Dunno the extent of it tho, lost interest after reading headlines
Think the market drops n raises randomly, so probably normal, maybe

[fast salmon]

this was the story Malarky posted an image about, which is what i was thinking of: https://www.coindesk.com/business/2022/04/13/jack-dorseys-first-tweet-nft-went-on-sale-for-48m-it-ended-with-a-top-bid-of-just-280/

ppl be so silly

The auction closed Wednesday, with just seven total offers ranging from 0.09 ETH ($277 at current prices) to 0.0019 ETH (almost $6).

$6

$6

[earnest roost]

😩 yuck, some of this nft stuff is..... awful

I'd say it's nice that he offered to pledge half to charity, but tbh I think he just tossed that in there to encourage people to bid

[fast salmon]

exactly

[dark falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/468872604216721408/974107485847834705/unknown.png

[dark onyx]

And I just lost all respect for Roan Atkinson if he's in any way involved. Yay.

[tribal cipher]

I'm pretty sure he's not involved in any of it. Last I checked it's other people that are handling all of that Mr. Bean stuff

[dark falcon]

Actors don't exactly have much say in decisions concerning their characters in corpo meetings, sadly

[fast salmon]

[lyric flare]

ew

[gray frigate]

ban

[gritty gyro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqzkmCDk0B0 yamato vs yamate know the difference

[shrewd basalt]

uhh uuuhh uuhhhh errr ahmmmm

no you

😘

[gray frigate]

🥵

[dark falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/540634867042615331/968510764040212510/unknown.png?width=561&height=702

[lyric flare]

wtf

really

got me

[stark smelt]

very satisfying with a great song at the end

[fast salmon]

this is too kickass @smoky geode @jagged niche @round skiff did you see this?

[fast salmon]

if it wasn't for that comment, i would've completely forgotten i'd disabled my tv audio earlier

i thought it had no sound

[jagged niche]

That’s pretty awesome

[fast salmon]

i have to concur with @stark smelt's NO U emojo

[jagged niche]

https://tenor.com/view/blush-blushy-hide-embarrassed-gif-14915694

[stark smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/pennywise-creepy-it-peekaboo-gif-8184572

[fast salmon]

oh my goodness! was gonna fix embed fail and got Clyde blockage!

[stark smelt]

clyde hates me

[fast salmon]

we literally do NOT have anything that is configured to block that. daheck.

[stark smelt]

clowns do scare some users i’m sure

[fast salmon]

our "mostly-accurate robots", the friggin irony in this cc@round skiff
meanwhile the other day, Discordo's incredibly not accurate robot allowed for an excessively problematic image post in #nms-photomode-gallery & #legacy-screenshots for which the user got banned.

[stark smelt]

uh oh. i missed that

[fast salmon]

i really wish everyone would've been able to miss it. consider yourself fortunate

[stark smelt]

i will

[fast salmon]

why Discord

i do NOT want to use stickers

[stark smelt]

what happeneth

[fast salmon]

don't force me to use stickers

[stark smelt]

ok fine

[fast salmon]

that's hilarious

[stark smelt]

imagine

[fast salmon]

can you imagine a cashier telling you that? lol

so cute

man, just take it

[stark smelt]

i would take it and cook it right there

[fast salmon]

[round skiff]

Yeah, yuck

[round skiff]

smh

[fast salmon]

did you watch it from beginning to end with audio on?

[round skiff]

I did yeah

[gray frigate]

Doctor Strange Spoilers 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳 😳

[tired heron]

https://youtu.be/Vqu26O83i_8

[dark falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/946690814384435230/974594983103455313/FB_IMG_1652431929790.jpg?width=589&height=702

[mild marten]

Oh my fucking god

[visual ledge]

I found this on Facebook in an NMS group.

[livid spade]

This is in one of my classes

[warm oasis]

i love how late 90s/early 2000s that is 😄

[livid spade]

Guy Fieri is a legend

[pure flax]

guy fieri is a homophobe

[livid spade]

Uhh

[livid spade]

Why would a homophobe officiate 101 homosexual marriages?

[pure flax]

good question!

[livid spade]

I don’t know where you’re getting him being homophobic from

[pure flax]

probably unreliable sources from my past

[warm oasis]

it's like when people have suddenly made it in life and come out with all these motivational speeches as if all of us have the same opportunities

[lavish needle]

Please hold while the team determines severity of punishment for your rule breaking violation...

[round skiff]

I'm lobbying for a removal of a trophy

[lavish needle]

Done.

[round skiff]

Ty Pengu overlord

[main falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhtiDYLbfF4

[dark falcon]

Jo
Attractive

Ok dude

[proud talon]

TIS BUTT A MEME

[lyric flare]

not captain nipl!

[gray frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377243540893335553/974542539195572244/thw_pimneappler.gif

[lavish needle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377243540893335553/974542539195572244/thw_pimneappler.gif

[pure flax]

kekkles

[dusk dawn]

https://twitter.com/krispykreme/status/1524855263349686280

Krispy Kreme (@krispykreme)

What discovery?! We’ve always known there was an Original Glazed doughnut at the center of the galaxy😉 No seriously, let's celebrate the brilliant astronomers! Everyone gets an Original Glazed doughnut FREE Friday 5/13 #Blackhole

Likes

3281

Retweets

894

Twitter · May 12, 2022, 8:53 PM

[dusk dawn]

https://api.memegen.link/images/wddth/when_someone_posts_a_pic_with_text_in_~hoff--topic/We_don't_do_that_here..png

@thick ember ^^^

[dark falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/974613180317827072/974732549979009054/Identifying_eastern_block_tank_english_draft1s-1.png?width=1073&height=702

@fast salmon

[dusk dawn]

https://api.memegen.link/images/patrick/why_dont_we_take_all_the_pictures/and_put_them_in_~hmemes.gif

[fast salmon]

[ocean thorn]

there's a reason they call it a Weiner dog

[fast salmon]

their butt and legs are probably gonna go numb after a while. not a super buttgonomic experience

[gray frigate]

great for explosive diarrhea

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/880342502660530176/974803091704655872/VID_20220508_120143_394.mp4

[torn mauve]

gaming life with intestinal issues be like:

[earnest roost]

My game stuff will never be near a bathroom >:U ewwy
People who take their phones n nintendo switches into bathrooms are ewwy too 😩

[earnest roost]

@torn mauve

It took forever to convince discord I wasn't sending inappropriate images 😑

[pure flax]

I n a p p r o p r I a t e

[dark falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260965739266048000/974952491319975936/unknown.png

[dark falcon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/260965739266048000/975001562365722624/unknown.png

[gritty gyro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n4rBrs5-LY

[shrewd basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/pinchers-cat-gif-5336349

[fast salmon]

who wins?

or are they just playin?

[narrow prairie]

@thick ember

[thick ember]

Best meme

[dark onyx]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/d4315847f994b71d053c2641cd878ee1/688a3055273a2c1f-ce/s500x750/68776a49fad45a77cf31ae21e71408124f5be6bc.jpg

[dark onyx]

I mean in fairness tulip maina was differnt to crypto becase at least with tulips you had a chance of coming out the crash with some pretty flowers not a bunch of slagged GPUs

[thick ember]

Irony is that mining GPU's are underclocked and undervolted and run at a stable temperature rather than fluctuating temperatures like a GPU gaming for would.
Much better to buy a second hand mining GPU than it would be to buy a second hand GPU used for gaming.

🤷

[dark onyx]

if you say so I was under the impression the goal was to finish a block of calculations sooner so they were running hotter.

this is prob not the place for that though

[thick ember]

You got any fresh and brand new memes?

[thick ember]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/796686241013694474/975127638039482458/655251.jpg

[feral dome]

If the corpse is visible, no swimming commences. That seems to be the general takeaway I've seen from that discussion

[rain hazel]

paint corpse wih water so it blends in

[feral dome]

Smart

[livid spade]

A friend said this line in a dicord server and I thought it was hilarious

"the goal of NES Tetris Mode A is to survive as long as possible in an ever more difficult landscape. Instead of taking place in a world based on reality, it takes place in Soviet Russia"

That last sentence hits hard

[fast salmon]

[fast salmon]

omg i just saw this. @round skiff like how is this a thing? meanwhile infamous traumatizing image. how? esplain.

[quaint wren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/294648130715254784/745543855339995207/mookem.mp4

[round skiff]

Ridiculous

[thick ember]

https://youtu.be/NRxWPi6Vu7U

[fast salmon]

[narrow prairie]

@sage moat "tech deck"

[main falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6xuwL3n81I

[main falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eA3XCvrK90

[quaint wren]

[thick ember]

this is the achievements thing i was on about

[slate forge]

its confusing

[thick ember]

they added it for discords birthday for a limited time

[fast salmon]

@round skiff show yours

[white hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/597449402704986112/975351731863060500/20220515_125924.jpg

[dusk dawn]

@fast salmon ... No Man's Skyrim

[thick ember]

Todd Howard you son of a bitch.

[dusk dawn]

@round skiff some of them are bloody annoying

https://api.memegen.link/images/yodawg/I_heard_you_like_space_stations/so_i_put_a_space_station_in_your_space_station_so_you_can_station_while_you_station.png

... damnit, they are not familiar yet.

[soft hill]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLYgh8QSPTY

[pallid path]

there's a mod that makes that work

forget the name

[dusk dawn]

if this was about station-in-station ... that was a best-of-#nms-questions moment, because someones problem with summoning the anomaly turned out to be they were trying it while in a station. 😄

[thick ember]

🥴

[soft hill]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-nod-yes-robert-redford-beard-gif-10489927

[dusk dawn]

i am gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck!!!!111!

[ocean thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/230204495718514690/975495698155974666/unknown.png

[fast salmon]

[gray frigate]

The Aether

[ocean thorn]

heres another one you cant unsee

[static idol]

Why

[fast salmon]

he's only got one tooth prob ate too much candy

[smoky geode]

Social media achievements....

[round skiff]

Yep! I'm the best social mediaerer

Got epeen points and everything

[smoky geode]

Humanity has sunk to a new low

And we've lost Cool Gleam

[round skiff]

Dead

Long ago

[smoky geode]

Influencer Gleam has been born

[round skiff]

Lol

[ocean thorn]

its okay gleam, i still think your cool!

[round skiff]

Thanks Eva, but not nearly as cool as you

[pure flax]

😮

[fast salmon]

we should add a single tooth to that emojo too

[pure flax]

Exactly

[fast salmon]

[shrewd basalt]

It’s tasty, and magic, not sure how that thickened…

[fast salmon]

wait, you're the one who made this?

https://tenor.com/view/wait-what-surprised-kevin-hart-gif-24449759

[shrewd basalt]

No

I Might though

[fast salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/no-steve-carrell-michael-scott-the-office-gif-5910275

[summer edge]

This belongs in #no-mans-steak🥩

[fast salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/simon-cowell-thats-a-no-its-a-no-its-a-no-from-me-gif-7663264

[livid spade]

Just told a friend to eat shit using the funny dancing letters

[gray frigate]

yum, i hate this so much.

[livid spade]

https://tenor.com/view/a-dancing-dancing-a-pesing-gif-18704788

These guys

Very fun, would do it again

[earnest roost]

Did he do it

[livid spade]

No

I did it to them

[earnest roost]

No I mean

Did he eat the shit

[livid spade]

Can't confirm atm

[earnest roost]

Oki

[white hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/533825449462202433/973321374250704956/igVideo.mp4

[lyric flare]

what

[gray frigate]

all of these are post rendered

[lyric flare]

yea

[white hearth]

Volume warning for all u sensitive darlings btw

[lyric flare]

great video though

got a laugh

[earnest roost]

I dunno where to get memes

[gray frigate]

simple

find some in other discord servers

send them here

easy

[white hearth]

Really is the best way

xD

[gray frigate]

thats a crying shame

[earnest roost]

Discord told me I'm suspicious

[white hearth]

Hey looky im in dat pic yay

[earnest roost]

Nice

You're famous

[summer edge]

Tadaa

[livid spade]

Yea

[ocean thorn]

Behold as I live dangerously

Pushing the rules of #memes🤡 to their absolutely limit

Living on the edge, a rebel without a cause

I give you...

Boobees

[quaint wren]

https://tenor.com/view/cali7-gif-9637990

[soft hill]

@warm marlin

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/uqn2ts/last_time_it_took_me_30_minutes/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

[summer edge]

Boobies!

[eager wind]

The man who named those is going to his grave laughing

[summer edge]

I had to provide proof i wasnt just randomly talking about the female chest

[proud talon]

i cant believe there were 3 seasons

on LAX the game references that show on nearly every track lmao

[smoky geode]

Bruv it was such a weird show

[proud talon]

it was so fn weird

there was also the bret michaels knockoff

[proud talon]

@fast salmon

[fast salmon]

so relevant man

[smoky geode]

@soft hill

[soft hill]

lmfao

[fast salmon]

[livid spade]

Never understood why they don’t allow you to bring water bottles and stuff on planes

[smoky geode]

Liquid explosives

[livid spade]

You’re kidding me right?

[smoky geode]

Nah for real mate

Still a risk

[livid spade]

You telling me that there is a completely odorless liquid explosive?

Like just opening the cap and smelling it ought to be enough to make sure

If it has a smell

It ain’t water

[smoky geode]

You're allowed to take small bottles not big ones right?

100ml or something

[livid spade]

Idk

[smoky geode]

Unless they changed it since last time I flew

[livid spade]

Have only gone on a plane once or twice in my life

And those times where when I was too young to really remember

[thick ember]

Fucking Saddam Hussein, ruining everything. 😤

[livid spade]

Even with shit like that flying is still statistically the safest method of transportation

[smoky geode]

Some shit went down here a while back and the dudes disguised them in soft drinks

[smoky geode]

Yeah definitely

[livid spade]

I’d be fine if they banned everything but water, but banning water is stupid

[smoky geode]

I still get worried every time, I'm in a big metal tube in the sky after all.

[livid spade]

Yeah, of course

[smoky geode]

They do give you water though I think

[livid spade]

Yeah

You can get water on the plane

Just can’t bring your own

Perhaps we should move this discussion to #off-topic-bond-james-bond

[smoky geode]

@thick ember @warm oasis

[fast salmon]

[fast salmon]

@round skiff want some strawberry milkshake?

[round skiff]

Nope!

[warm oasis]

i once ordered a cheeseburger from McD's and it came in one of those pancake breakfast containers. Opened it up and it was the burger with no bun...they still put the lettuce and stuff on it 😄

[smoky geode]

FFS

[smoky geode]

I ordered a toffee latte with no caramel drizzle

Just wanted the cream

They didn't put any syrup in the drink

[warm oasis]

hah

[proud talon]

https://tenor.com/view/regularsizedrudy-bobs-burgers-gif-20912805

[proud talon]

i think he wants skittles

[fast salmon]

great point

https://tenor.com/view/despicable-me-agnes-candies-dog-bowl-pigging-out-gif-15442308

@round skiff

[round skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/noodles-lunch-noods-gif-12842314

[proud talon]

these bloodborne runes or smthn

[gray frigate]

A curse, lost.

[proud talon]

grant me eyes

[pure flax]

🧿 🧿

[proud talon]

https://tenor.com/view/bloodborne-gif-21730409

[lyric flare]

minecraft music i can sleep to

lol

[livid spade]

Bruh

[pure flax]

Their sister was always bringing everyone down, her name was...
...Depressing Lee.

[livid spade]

Their other brother was an electrician. His name was Shocking Lee.

[livid spade]

Have you seen Bingus?

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-gif-18888188

Now you have

[pure flax]

⚡

[fast salmon]

repost for @eager wind

great meme. i approve.

need more of these

such a good song too

[eager wind]

Thx for posting it for me red!

[fast salmon]

[eager wind]

Yeeeee

[fast salmon]

awesome quality meme

need moar

https://tenor.com/view/more-i-want-more-give-me-more-gimme-more-more-please-gif-4808376

[eager wind]

I'll definitely make more it's fun drawing my nms character!

[fast salmon]

oh my goodness! you made it? i didn't know. so friggin good

i meant the meme. please do make more NMS memes, and art too ofc. so good.

[fast salmon]

it's like a queen size bred for hotdog

[lyric flare]

so good

amazing

[white hearth]

U abooz kitty

[gray frigate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/377243540893335553/975905836415189053/unknown.png @thick ocean I think you'll appreciate this

[thick ocean]

Omfg 🤣🤣

W

[shrewd basalt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/516189902065500160/975875480920150016/5bcc6f05b266bdbd5baea1d986ea2f11.png

[shrewd basalt]

]

[stark smelt]

👌👌

[fast salmon]

https://tenor.com/view/take-a-bow-drew-barrymore-chloe-fineman-saturday-night-live-thank-you-gif-18787715

thank you for noticing Zuggie

i feel like i'm gonna cry, that you noticed of all people

https://tenor.com/view/michael-scott-happy-cry-happy-tears-the-office-gif-7425816

[stark smelt]

it was the best joke ever thank you

[fast salmon]

yankee whiskey

[feral dome]

[fast salmon]

the coin feels neglected?

[lyric flare]

yes

it does

[timber portal]

this doesn’t feel real

[lyric flare]

is that real

[tribal cipher]

It is in fact real

[eager wind]

Yeeeeee

[gray frigate]

what the heck does this mean

why is he so sad that he painted it porple

[lyric flare]

welp.

[fast salmon]

@round skiff check it

https://twitter.com/rayreynoldsnms/status/1526420189155319809

Ray Reynolds (@RayReynoldsNMS)

These stories are getting crazier by the day

Twitter · May 17, 2022, 4:31 AM

[thick ember]

But I play all 3, what am I

[eager wind]

Haha I love this XD

[thick ember]

@fast salmon

[summer edge]

Ummmmmmmmm

[thick ember]

Heck yeah

[dark falcon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/843999397293326346/976068217212645386/dicks.gif?width=572&height=702

[soft hill]

me_irl

[lyric flare]

lmfao

[mild marten]

@fast gate

Vy'keen memes be like

[ruby vale]

Grah GRAH

:P

[mild marten]

I'm laughing at this for 5 minutes, send help

[fast gate]

Vykeen comedians: "Grah."

The crowd:

[fast gate]

It's your meme after all, laugh at it as much as you want

Lmao

[pure flax]

hweez

[fast gate]

"Grah."

He whispers to your ear. "Grah."

He proceeds to grab your Multi Tool.

[mild marten]

This sounds like a wattpad fic

[quaint wren]

Vykeen jumpscare

[fast gate]

"Unload your projectile ammunition on me."

[livid spade]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-moment-gif-23616422

[oblique cloak]

https://youtu.be/iLH9GqO_PO0

[proud talon]

my batteries are low today i tell you hwhat

[rain hazel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/874447411144171610/893890189401927710/caption-39.gif

[lavish needle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/874447411144171610/893890189401927710/caption-39.gif

[soft hill]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-christian-bale-american-psycho-funny-unfunny-gif-23662991

[proud talon]

good job guntie

[fast salmon]

@solar lotus do you agree? (scroll up)

[solar lotus]

Absolutely, Gunter needs me and I need gunter 😂.

[thick ember]

@fast salmon

[proud talon]

[soft hill]

@proud talon @jagged niche low effort meme for u

[proud talon]

uh oh, Dick Stall is comin for me

[soft hill]

I am gonna screenshot

waht you said

and straight up post it in the ppt presentation

no joke

[jagged niche]

I’ll use the privy out back from now on

[old halo]

Dick stall

He invented stalls

[livid spade]

Just like how John Running invented running when he tried to walk twice at the same time

[old halo]

Legend says, when he was making the first stall he also had a let gnu

So he just made this set of software called the gnu coreutils as a side project on his anchient 8000 BC thinkpad

[soft hill]

PHROG

do my presentation for me

please

the more I read about him the less I wanna do this

[old halo]

What's the topic lol

[soft hill]

lmao

Richard

Stallman

[old halo]

Oh shit

He made good software

[soft hill]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-stallman-foot-eating-conference-stallman-gif-20218440

[old halo]

But i kinda hate that man

[soft hill]

SAME

EXACTLY MY REACTION JFC

[old halo]

Ig you've seen his site already

[soft hill]

oh god yes

[old halo]

His mentality is that css is bloat ig

[proud talon]

😂 i hope u do lmao

[soft hill]

I will take a damn pic of it on the board

it's gonna be the first slide

i shit you not lmao

[proud talon]

lmfaoooo, this got me 😂

[old halo]

He's against they/them apparently?

[proud talon]

"tried to walk twice at the same time" pffffftttt

[old halo]

"it violates english grammar so deeply it feels terribly worse"

[livid spade]

Not even my joke but still nice to have made ya laugh

[proud talon]

its a good one

[proud talon]

i cant wait 🙂

[old halo]

I can probably write at least a full 2 pages on what's wrong with his takes on google

Which are mostly "requires nonfree js"

Man has a dedicated note on his site about sending him gpg encrypted mail

Don't use Intel processors newer than Core2, because they have the "management engine" back door.

[fast salmon]

it's a good one so i hope you do repost it! @narrow prairie

[narrow prairie]

I am enjoying this phone photo editor too much :🤣 it's cutout ability is amazing

[fast salmon]

that is really awesome ppl don't get how powerful mobile apps can be

[narrow prairie]

I have to find a portal for a good cutout but I keep goofing off instead

[hard current]

https://tenor.com/view/among-us-among-us-sus-among-us-character-among-us-jumpscare-among-us-vent-gif-24082893

[soft hill]

I love this

[smoky geode]

@soft hill @livid spade

[livid spade]

Yeah pretty much

But

I am legally required to say this in response to the melee part:

Git gud

And yeah magic is super op

First magic run ever I did ||Godrick|| no hit

[smoky geode]

L2parry innit

[livid spade]

Speaking of parrying

My gear for the magic build is full Carian Knight, including sword, with the exception of the shield

Which is a buckler

Because get parried nerd

[smoky geode]

One of my favourite outfits 💜

[smoky geode]

16 frames of go fuck yourself

[livid spade]

Only outfit I like better is ||Maliketh’s||

Black and gold is probably one of my favorite color combos

[smoky geode]

Hell yes

[livid spade]

Fun fact:

If you used mods to get them to fight, ||Maliketh|| can beat every other boss

[smoky geode]

I was watching some of those videos

Maaaan

[livid spade]

Even ||Malenia||

[smoky geode]

Summoning Elden Beast looked so dumb

[livid spade]

Probably been long enough for spoiler tags to be unnecessary