stardew-valley

[past bronze]

true

[queen blade]

move on from this argument please, anyone who continues after this is getting muted

[plush yacht]

Lol completely coming out of no specific data, but generally looking at my society. Then again it's very different compared to different areas of society and countries

[cobalt hare]

hows everyone doing in stardew valley

[grave mesa]

My point is proven. By saying that we shouldnt call women bitches, women get their opinions ignored. Lovely

[hollow yoke]

oh i thought there was an admin named penny here 😭

[silent cedar]

People, help me decide. Sleep, anime, or stardew valley

[plush yacht]

Yes ok

[wild moss]

oh hey you guys are muting now glad to hear it

[past bronze]

good but struggling

[wet fog]

I will do a full psychological analysis of every minions for my english assignments

[wet fog]

prospect; all clinically insane

[wild moss]

oh that penny lol

[rain rapids]

I kinda burnt out ngl Idk what to do

[clever spire]

mod if u can

[past bronze]

yeah penny is an admin wdym

[cobalt hare]

💀

[ornate spire]

BOB

[ionic tendon]

time for bed its 2am

[hollow yoke]

i forget it's also a character

[silent cedar]

its also 2 am here

[ember cove]

timezone buddies :^)

[past bronze]

how- i- bruh

[hollow yoke]

KING BOOOOOOOOBBBB

[past bronze]

its 2:08am rn

[silent cedar]

EST gang

[ionic tendon]

[rain rapids]

I've thought abt it but idk how to :")

[dusty ibex]

if u guys could have one stat to level 10 at the start of the game; what stat would u choose

[ornate spire]

KING BOBBB

[cobalt hare]

1:09

[clever spire]

it’s very easy !

[ornate spire]

its barely 12 for me

[wet fog]

Wrong, it is objectively 2;09 for everyone in the world 🤓 ( i am a time-ologist)

[ionic tendon]

2:09AM AST gang gang

[rain rapids]

Do you know a good way to learn how to? :)

[past bronze]

omg almost level 25

[silent cedar]

probably farming

[hollow yoke]

king bob
kevin
dave
stuart
ez

[dusty ibex]

ok I would also take farming

[ornate spire]

GMT ;c

[past bronze]

finallyyy

[wet fog]

Dave the best minion ong

[dusty ibex]

gmt is inactive isn’t it

[hollow yoke]

dave b tier at most

[cobalt hare]

What's the stat for killing enemy's

[clever spire]

youtube tutorials

[dusty ibex]

we are in BST rn

[silent cedar]

fighting?

[hollow yoke]

king bob s+

[past bronze]

me when and whem me- and i- when then.

[wet fog]

bob the GOAT

[ornate spire]

i mean its like 12 am rn

[rain rapids]

Okay thanks!

[hollow yoke]

i love kevin too tho

[dusty ibex]

oh I thought u meant GMT as in Greenwich mean time

[clever spire]

np! and if u get stuck try #archived-modded-support

[past bronze]

whats yall favorite hat in the game?

[hollow yoke]

garbage

[cobalt hare]

😅 I wanted to say that but I felt like it was incorrect

But 100% fighting would be lit maxed out at the beginning

[past bronze]

witch

[silent cedar]

well i've never acquired any, and i only know of the living and trash one and the straw hat. Actually wait, i do have the straw hat

[cobalt hare]

I dont wear hats

[dusty ibex]

my favourite hat is the turban

[frail crest]

the straw hat.

[cobalt hare]

y’all. i’m on spring 2 year one on a new save. i saw a green goblin thing swimming around in the ocean and it ran from me. PLEASE i’ve literally never seen nor heard of it

[lethal wave]

How to get other hats?

[ornate spire]

oohh yeah nope i am waaaaaaaaaaaaay far from greenwich

[dusty ibex]

yea

[ionic tendon]

lucky

[cobalt hare]

WTF IS IT

[clever spire]

buy them from the hat mouse

[hollow yoke]

yeah what is it

[still falcon]

Should I just be selling salmon berries?

[ionic tendon]

a merman I think

[wet fog]

I tried to make a smash burger, but I ended up burning and the patty got stuck

[clever spire]

support your local hat mouse

[ionic tendon]

its a very rare experience

[dusty ibex]

nooooooo

[ornate spire]

I am GMT-6

[dusty ibex]

salmonberries barely sell for anything and they are a good source of energy

[lethal wave]

What to do with ittt

[hollow yoke]

i never found where he was :(

[still falcon]

Oh eat them?

[dusty ibex]

and are a pretty commonly liked gift as well

[carmine plank]

hii any advice on which floor is best to farm slimee??

[dusty ibex]

yes eat or gift

[clever spire]

bottom left

[ionic tendon]

use them as food for mines ig

[cobalt hare]

yess! great for mines

[bold kindle]

Just right outside the wood near the river?...

[past bronze]

here!

[still falcon]

Okii thanks

[hollow yoke]

is he a one time event or

[dusty ibex]

no he is always there

[ionic tendon]

hat mouse? no he's always there

[hollow yoke]

:D

[lethal wave]

Thank you

[clever spire]

nope he’s always there

[ionic tendon]

you get a new hat for each achievement

my fave hat is the watermelon band :3

[ember cove]

it seems like all floors of the normal mines have equal chances of spawning slimes (??)
it doesnt specify on the wiki

its just the type of slime thats different
and what it drops i guess

[wet fog]

usually I go to 35 and take the ladder up to reset it

[cobalt hare]

The disrespect to poke by calling them hat mouse

[ember cove]

^^^ try that @carmine plank

[carmine plank]

awsome!! thanks alot ill try it out

[queen merlin]

Probably constantly resetting 5,15 and 25

[wet fog]

thats how I farmed that horrible RGB gaming slime quest

[queen merlin]

And then taking ladder back up

Or finding an infested floor and farming the shit out of it

[hidden meadow]

Ye, I believe this is the most efficient way. That's what people do for dust sprites too

[wet fog]

ok ive got muay thai practice tomorrow good night guys

[ember cove]

gn

[hollow yoke]

gn stay safe

[queen merlin]

Good night

[wet fog]

my mother actually almost broke her arm doing jiujitsu with my brother that reminds me

but yh good night

[past bronze]

huh

[arctic path]

can u give robin gifts while shes building stuff or nah

[past bronze]

no

[clever spire]

yes u can

[arctic path]

maths not mathing

[queen merlin]

Not if she is building something

[past bronze]

what kind of magic

[queen merlin]

If she is upgrading something then you can still talk to her

[silent cedar]

Shall I spend a few (ingame) days on SV before I sleep or just go to sleep now

[clever spire]

wdym i can always give her shit

[queen merlin]

Sus

[past bronze]

lucy is a wizard call 911

[clever spire]

might b one of my mods

[queen merlin]

No

[queen merlin]

Prolly

[silent cedar]

thats not an answer to my question 💀

[queen merlin]

In vanilla when she is building something, she gets surrounded by a rope thingy so you cannot talk to her

[hollow yoke]

do like 3 days

[queen merlin]

But while upgrading smth she is inside the building so can still talk to her

[silent cedar]

Alright bet

[queen merlin]

Do neither

[silent cedar]

Choose 1-91 for the playlist i listen to

[past bronze]

give me purple name

[novel thistle]

@past bronze You leveled up to Farmer. You're now a prettier shade of blue. Thanks for sticking around!

[hollow yoke]

listen to my playlist

wait u don't have spotify

[past bronze]

FINALLY DARK BLUE

[hollow yoke]

[silent cedar]

I have spotify, i just dont use it lol

so 1-91

[hollow yoke]

69

ofc

[silent cedar]

"songs to play on a late night summer road trip"

Seems like it would suit SV well

[hollow yoke]

wait that's actually so nice

can i get that LMFAO

[silent cedar]

Sure lol, let me see if its still up on yt

[cerulean warren]

that sounds like a perfect playlist for sdv

[hollow yoke]

69 came in clutch

as always

[cerulean warren]

as always

[hollow yoke]

HAHAH

[silent cedar]

pretty sure I cant send links here

lemme try anyway

[hollow yoke]

dms are good

[silent cedar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKn7Zv6rtlg&t=

[hollow yoke]

that's also good

[silent cedar]

Oh i can send links

[cerulean warren]

Oh sweet ty!!

[silent cedar]

alright SV time

[past bronze]

SV?

[hollow yoke]

tell us the updates after

if ur awake at that point lol

[silent cedar]

shall do

[silent cedar]

stardew valley

[hollow yoke]

sdv sv same thing

[past bronze]

if you say sv you're staring star valley

[silent cedar]

this will be my first year in solo summer

🎉

[manic oar]

technically stardew is one word

[hollow yoke]

have funn

[silent cedar]

Day 1 of summer lol

[past bronze]

shush

[cerulean warren]

I decided to do "a few in game days" before bed last night and ended up doing 13 days and now I'm tired 🥲

[silent cedar]

Shall do

[past bronze]

go to bed

[silent cedar]

lmfao

[manic oar]

hey if you wanna be nitpicky then you can't complain when you get nitpicked back :3

[past bronze]

.

[silent cedar]

I'm only on my first year and the first day of summer and i have 8 hours played in this world.. wtf 💀 LMAO

[past bronze]

get help

[silent cedar]

i refuse

i'd send a ss if i could

[past bronze]

[vague quail]

real talk guys i’m back in my phase literally just started back on my like 4year world and i need help w the effing qi quest

[marble brook]

I have over 500 hrs

[vague quail]

but i’ll just google i think i wanted to put it out there

[cerulean warren]

"I'll just play til the flower dance" "nvm ill just play til I can get my rabbits" "well it's the 26th now ill just play til the end of the season" "it's summer 1 ill just play until I've sorted all my new crops out"

[past bronze]

sonic says..

yes to wasting sleep for sdv

!sonic

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266144973613826048/562117107035144192/IMG_20190331_233031136.jpg

[vague quail]

yk when u first join the game and you have the spring dancey dance but u don’t have enough hearts with anyone so h have to just watch everyone else dance on the sidelines

that’s my villain arc

[cerulean warren]

that is pain you have to stand in the incel corner with clunt

[hollow yoke]

i literally sat on my ass watching them all dance together

[vague quail]

i hâte him….

[hollow yoke]

with my overalls

[vague quail]

the way they reject you too

and when you do dance

u wear ur normal clothes

[past bronze]

witch hat is amazing

[cerulean warren]

in year 2 I danced in a tshirt and jeans and wanted something that better fit the theme for year 3 lmao

[vague quail]

like girl pls put me in the white dress like the rest of them i look like some bummy farmer even tho i am

[cerulean warren]

I find it so funny that Shane participates, it doesn't seem like his kind of thing at all

[vague quail]

dont u get married in ur normal clothes too??😭😭

[vague quail]

agreed

[manic oar]

i have 10 hearts with harvey and he's my boyfriend but i'm gonna dance with my new boo Elliot this year

[hollow yoke]

i heard u get put in suit / dress

[manic oar]

harvey is okay with it

we're polyamorous

[hollow yoke]

i wanted to go naked to my wedding but whatever

[vague quail]

i had to give that fugly witch so many purple mushrooms so i could change my outfit 😭

[past bronze]

I FINALLY

married haley, shane, and seb.

[hollow yoke]

holy

[past bronze]

only a few more to go

[silent kayak]

no i think u marry in ur farmer outfit lol but ur spouse gets a dress / suit

[cerulean warren]

are you doing the divorce challenge-

[past bronze]

no?

I just wanna marry EVERYONE

[hollow yoke]

wait can we marry and then divorce the day after

[vague quail]

ooo what’s the divorce challenge

[hollow yoke]

that'd be funny

[past bronze]

just to flex on people

[cerulean warren]

marry and divorce every romance able npc in the same save

[past bronze]

!shane

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721123715013673060/923659139685695558/IMG_20211223_192637.jpg

[cerulean warren]

And display their gifts as trophies

[hollow yoke]

shane kinda looks nice there

[past bronze]

who should I marry next?

[hollow yoke]

emily

[cerulean warren]

Emily

[past bronze]

kk

[vague quail]

i take my sweet time in that game

[hollow yoke]

YESSIR

[past bronze]

abouta speed run this marriage

[vague quail]

i feel bad for emily

[dusty ibex]

u can’t talk about those here

[past bronze]

#stardew-spoilers

[vague quail]

haley is so mean but it’s ok cause i fixed her❤️

OH SOSRY

[past bronze]

get goofed

[dusty ibex]

ur good

[vague quail]

my apologies it has been deleted

[past bronze]

no its ok

[hollow yoke]

that's what i'm sayin man

[vague quail]

i haven’t texted in here for a hot minute

[unreal matrix]

im gonna die alone 😦

[hollow yoke]

we fix her fr 💀

[past bronze]

!sonic

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/266144973613826048/562117107035144192/IMG_20190331_233031136.jpg

[daring canyon]

To fix Haley just remove her

Simple

[vague quail]

this isn’t ddlc

imagine if we were monika

[silent cedar]

i've never planted blueberries before but are they quite good for money making? They seem so

[vague quail]

farmer monika villain arc

[dusty ibex]

very good

[past bronze]

do we not age in stardew?

[vague quail]

yes very profitable

[silent cedar]

alrightt awesome ty

[hollow yoke]

regular blueb gets u 50

[grave yew]

Yup lol

[silent cedar]

oo

[hollow yoke]

it's so nice but sad for me, i like blueberries

[past bronze]

Yes, you should pant ALOT you'll be rich.

[silent cedar]

Alright I bought 110. This will be fun to water..

[vague quail]

i’m so filthy rich in sdv like millions on millions of dollars and idk what to do w it

[hollow yoke]

but those melons

[grave yew]

100 crops and you should get 300 every harvest

[past bronze]

smack

[silent cedar]

I bought 50 melon seeds too lol. Hahahaaa- I'm gonna use up all my energy on watering plants huh

[hollow yoke]

idk if i did the right thing but i already bought an apple sapling on summer 16

[past bronze]

shepherd is level 100..

[cerulean warren]

my fave thing is that animals age but don't die, when I saw an age on my chickens at first I got worried lmao

[vague quail]

yass let it grow so it can harvest in the fall

[silent cedar]

rainy days are gonna be my blessing

[vague quail]

the greenhouse saved my life w those trees

[hollow yoke]

i just didn't know if i should've gotten apple or another sapling

[past bronze]

someone in this server has animals that are 100 years old

[grave yew]

Okay but why those 🍑 are sooo

[cerulean warren]

the chickens drank from the fountain of youth

[past bronze]

naughty naught, SMACK

[cerulean warren]

orange trees and cherry trees are the prettiest imo

[grave yew]

Yup the flowers looks beautiful on those trees

[past bronze]

alright bye guys

[hollow yoke]

are there blossom trees in sdv

[cerulean warren]

cherries!

[hollow yoke]

cherry blossom trees so prettyty

[hollow yoke]

bye bye stay safe

[cerulean warren]

gn :)

[grave yew]

gn

[gritty wraith]

quests

[shadow sierra]

!sebastian

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/923660562838204466/923990285703336036/seb_by_jay.jpg

[shadow sierra]

my beloved

[gritty wraith]

!abigail

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/247876549372542976/562427857515839488/0331192034a.jpg

[shadow sierra]

wait no

krobus my beloved

[vague quail]

frog

[shadow sierra]

!krobus

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706264941656539237/706265247194808370/image0.jpg

[gritty wraith]

!kent

[shadow sierra]

haha

[gritty wraith]

sadge

!jas

[shadow sierra]

lol

[vague quail]

!vincent

[gritty wraith]

!marnie

[shadow sierra]

lol

[vague quail]

what

[shadow sierra]

xd

[gritty wraith]

!penny

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/852128288205439020/953984725586944010/IMG_20220317_121628378.jpg

[shadow sierra]

only single ppl

and roommate

[vague quail]

whose hands😭

[shadow sierra]

governors hands

[vague quail]

is he a real person

sorry guys i’m a little dumb

[shadow sierra]

idk

[cerulean warren]

!george

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812139917286703124/822161884152725584/image0.jpg

[shadow sierra]

what tje

[vague quail]

he isn’t single

[shadow sierra]

maybe he is in next update

[vague quail]

oh wow

[cerulean warren]

I don't like the implications of that

[shadow sierra]

hehe

[vague quail]

either one of them r gonna die

i wish evelyn could be my real gma

not george tho that man is crayzay

[shadow sierra]

george grandma 💀

!evelyn

evelyn not single

[cerulean warren]

wow lmaoo

[shadow sierra]

lmao

[cerulean warren]

it's true

[shadow sierra]

maybe

evelyn left george

noe george single and evelyn with another man

!george

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812139917286703124/822161884152725584/image0.jpg

[shadow sierra]

yeah that works

[cerulean warren]

Evelyn left George and swore off dating to live the rest of her life peacefully tending to her flowers

[silent cedar]

My plants wont die if I leave them unwatered for a single day right

[cerulean warren]

No they just won't grow

[silent cedar]

alright good

[shadow sierra]

no

[silent cedar]

cause no way in hell I am watering 190 plants with a normal watering can

so the next rainy day i'm going to upgrade my watering can lol

[hidden meadow]

I bet Marlon is clapping those granny cheeks

[shadow sierra]

get sprinklers with chicken

[silent cedar]

I only have enough resources to currently afford 1 sprinkler

[shadow sierra]

what version u on

[silent cedar]

idk lmfao

normal?

[shadow sierra]

.

what device

[silent cedar]

laptop

[shadow sierra]

ok nvm

chicken die

[past bronze]

no more chicken

[scenic forge]

How do u sleep

[past bronze]

cant sleep

insomia

[scenic forge]

Exactly

I can't

[clever spire]

melatonin

[scenic forge]

And I have just the worst fucking headache

[past bronze]

I dont take melatonin, I take something else.

[lofty herald]

lmao what

[past bronze]

I take shrooms

[clever spire]

yeah i understood what u were implying 💀

[past bronze]

but I take another med, thats for allergies but it makes me fall asleep so

[manic oar]

same. i take benadryl or dramamine to sleep

[lofty herald]

i don’t think it’s meant to be used like that 💀

[past bronze]

its from a doctor-

[manic oar]

meds get used off label all the time

[lofty herald]

they prescribed allergy meds for sleep? strange

[manic oar]

a lot of docs will prescribe something that's labelled to do one thing for another thing

[past bronze]

yup

[lofty herald]

never knew that

[manic oar]

yup. it slows your histamine response which makes you sleepy

that's why benadryl and dramamine (over the counter) make you sleepy

[lofty herald]

i have no idea what that means 😭

[lofty herald]

what happens if it’s not over the counter

[scenic forge]

My head hurts

[manic oar]

then it's prescribed by a doctor

[scenic forge]

=_=

[silent cedar]

that moment it takes 5 hours to water all your plants-

[past bronze]

rip

[manic oar]

over the counter just means bought from a store instead of prescribed

[queen merlin]

i can understand being a tax evading farmer but why pierres

[scenic forge]

Fuck joja

[past bronze]

💀

[scenic forge]

And it's fitting

[hollow yoke]

how's the music

[queen merlin]

pierre is an asshole too

[silent cedar]

its pretty good

[scenic forge]

Nah

[queen merlin]

[hollow yoke]

i'm glad

[cobalt hare]

hi!!!

[silent cedar]

its halfway through though and i want a new one

[strong scarab]

just got this and am not sure what it does

[hollow yoke]

hi fren

[queen merlin]

yes, you just need to progress through the game enough

[silent cedar]

Pick 1-91 again @hollow yoke :P

[past bronze]

it makes a noise

[manic oar]

nothing it's just decoration

[queen merlin]

nothing, just decoration

[hollow yoke]

47

[cobalt hare]

hehe

[strong scarab]

mk cool

[scenic forge]

Read the description of said item.

[past bronze]

it makes a noise if you click on it

[hollow yoke]

how're u

[strong scarab]

why are there some things i cant throw away-

[manic oar]

when am i gonna get cowpoke damnit

[silent cedar]

oop this is a depresso playlist heh

[past bronze]

a little ding sound

[cobalt hare]

I just started SV and I love it so far so I came right in to the server to find more farmers!

[hollow yoke]

wait no 😭 not for sdv

[past bronze]

keep talking

[strong scarab]

hopefully soon

[silent cedar]

[hollow yoke]

unless it's raining

[manic oar]

i've been talking for like THREE DAYS

my autistic brain can't deal

[past bronze]

how long

[hollow yoke]

have u already gone past 3 days mia 💀

[silent cedar]

its not sadly. Pick a new number then :P

[scenic forge]

Sleep

[silent cedar]

no lol i'm on day 2

[hollow yoke]

59

[meager saffron]

nothing as far as i’m aware
just decor

[strong scarab]

makes pretty noises

[manic oar]

i just woke up cuz the neighbors were uhhhh doing activities above me and woke me up

[scenic forge]

U guys are on days? ._.

[past bronze]

my ADHD brain is always thinking like stfu

[silent cedar]

uhh- 😭 this is another one lmfao

[hollow yoke]

GOFDDDAMIT

[past bronze]

gof

[strong scarab]

oh damn-

[vale field]

is the starnge capsule rare?

[scenic forge]

This is where the most handy tool to all humans comes to play. It's called. A broom. 😱🤯🤯

[hollow yoke]

:DD welcomee gl on ur farm, i'm pretty new as well

[past bronze]

[meager saffron]

give it brown noise and lay on the floor
makes it so quiet in there

[scenic forge]

Or if ur me. A airsoft rifle

[manic oar]

me and my partner return the favor so i can't be like that

[scenic forge]

And if you're my brother pray to God u keep quit when I'm listening to podcasts reguarding about my job

[meager saffron]

😭

[past bronze]

done married emily

[vale field]

is the starnge capsule rare?

[past bronze]

who next?

[scenic forge]

You hear that? That's the taser in my pocket

[hidden meadow]

pretty rare ya

[scenic forge]

-_-

[meager saffron]

alex

[scenic forge]

0.08% chance

[meager saffron]

yuh
can only have one per save i believe

doesn’t happen again

[scenic forge]

And I lost my world with it 😭

[vale field]

i got in my second year 💀

[strong scarab]

what are y'all doin?

[hidden meadow]

no multiple ones are possible

[past bronze]

@vale field 0.8 chance

[scenic forge]

I had it in my first ;(

[past bronze]

to lazy to scroll up

[scenic forge]

.08

[vale field]

but the forst year has to pas by to get it

[past bronze]

?-

[still falcon]

Which tool is recommended to upgrade to copper first? Axe, pickaxe, watering can or hoe?

[scenic forge]

^^^

[past bronze]

I would do pickaxe if you mine alot

[meager saffron]

the strange capsule?? ||the one w the alien that breaks out?|| i’m pretty sure it can only happen once in a save file

[scenic forge]

Garbage can

[still falcon]

?

[scenic forge]

👍

[past bronze]

strange capsule event is 0.8% ?

[vale field]

once a year and it scans your field for 50 emty tiles if you have 50 emty tiles you get one

[hidden meadow]

Maybe they changed it, I can 100% confirm that I got 2 of those in my file

[scenic forge]

0.08

[meager saffron]

usually i upgrade my axe or pickaxe depending on the day

[still falcon]

I’m tempted to do the axe

Tree cutting could be easier…

[scenic forge]

Upgrade the fish tank

It's next to your tv

[silent kayak]

if u see urself mining a lot u shld upgrade ur pickaxe asap

[still falcon]

Is this just sarcasm?

[meager saffron]

huh i could’ve sworn the wiki said this happens once a save cus it unlocks ||the creature in the shadow easter egg, maybe they changed it||

[meager saffron]

maybe they changed it

[silent kayak]

but ig upgrading ur axe soon is good bc youll need lots of wood early game

[vale field]

maybe

[past bronze]

wiki-

[scenic forge]

I have a bad habit of clicking these can u don't.

[vale field]

this is true tho

[surreal vine]

hello! anyone knows the bug to duplicate the pants of lewis? i can’t remember

[scenic forge]

That's what I said

[scenic forge]

Duping 🤮🤮🤮🤮 casual

[still falcon]

Should I have planted and saved some cauliflower for summer?😅

[meager saffron]

self control practice 😔
plus it’s not that big of a spoiler cus it doesn’t really.. do anything
or even appear that often

[scenic forge]

Plant strawberries

[scenic forge]

I'll spoil rise of gru for u -_-

[still falcon]

I have strawberries but I realise I didn’t stock up any cauliflower, should I have?

[surreal vine]

[clever spire]

iirc i think it’s placing a staircase in the pants slot and then the underwear there

[meager saffron]

i watched it already >:)

[scenic forge]

Yes and no

[scenic forge]

Part 2

[still falcon]

:/

[hidden meadow]

Luckily spring will be there in year 2, so nothing to worry about

[meager saffron]

also ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[surreal vine]

I’ll try that it’s in the emily machine right?

[still falcon]

Why yes and why no?

[scenic forge]

EW SPOILERS. KILL IT WITH FIRE 🔫

[past bronze]

I have no idea what happened to mine-

[meager saffron]

doesn’t really matter
just plant your strawberries it’ll give you lots of money

[past bronze]

pretty sure I lost it

[clever spire]

not a spoiler -

[meager saffron]

THERES NO SPOILER CUS IT DOESNT SAY WHAT HAPPENS 😭

[still falcon]

Alright thanks all

[past bronze]

it isnt a spoiler

[scenic forge]

||gru dies||

[meager saffron]

not a clue

[meager saffron]

no shit 😭 minions are immortal he’ll die at some point

[past bronze]

not lucy just lurking in chat looking for false spoilers

[silent cedar]

These pufferfish are really putting my sanity to test with this up and down shit 💀

[scenic forge]

||family friendly censor noises|| you.

[clever spire]

my eyes r everywhere

[past bronze]

👀

[meager saffron]

the urge to say a spoiler to the game behind a censor rn

[past bronze]

so uhm can the capsule event come again or

[scenic forge]

Shut up. It

[scenic forge]

No

[past bronze]

or am I fucked

[strong scarab]

is this good?

[shadow sierra]

🤮

[scenic forge]

Yeah so am I cuz my FUCKING FILE GOT DELETED

[past bronze]

yeah im fucked

[clever spire]

it’s better than the sword you’re given

[past bronze]

dances on dead save file

[clever spire]

in the mines

[hidden meadow]

depending on how far you progressed through the game, thats really good

[scenic forge]

Honestly concidered ||too gruesome to say|| myself

[strong scarab]

i have the obsidian one and got to floor 100

[scenic forge]

Not funny

[shadow sierra]

,

[hidden meadow]

in that case its not that good anymore 😄

[clever spire]

just sell the sword to marlon them

[scenic forge]

...

[past bronze]

not funny I didnt ask if it was funny or not

[scenic forge]

Damn bot

[past bronze]

LOL

nah

[pure tapir]

How to make money fast for new people in summer?

[strong scarab]

be nice

[scenic forge]

Sick of people like you "didn't ask"

[strong scarab]

blueberries

[queen blade]

lets be nice in here please

[clever spire]

furzona i’m trying to read ur bio but i think i’m having a stroke

[meager saffron]

||WHY DO U KEEP SPOILING FOR YOURSELF??||

[pure tapir]

Ok and how to progress in the mine fast?

[strong scarab]

get tons of staircases

[silent cedar]

staircases if you wish, although its not recommended

[shadow sierra]

go through every ladder as soon as u see them and get staircases

[scenic forge]

I'm gonna go. Thanks for the reminder I forget alot of things

[scenic forge]

Forgot my meds

[past bronze]

he/they
spicey noodles 24/7
stardew valley animal crossing and fighting games
alright whats your favorite pokemon?

[queen blade]

np, feel free to read #rules as a refresher too

[scenic forge]

I fr need therapy tbh :/

[meager saffron]

the mines are pretty easy to progress through
just upgrade your sword and go to the nearest ladder

[hollow yoke]

i was thinking of just holding onto a staircase in the mines in case 11 pm comes and i'm at lvl 69

[clever spire]

same

[scenic forge]

have a birb

[clever spire]

ooooo thx

[trail mist]

How would the TMNT look as people?

[scenic forge]

No fr. Outbursts like what happened get me in trouble alot at home. Almost got kicked out last week

[past bronze]

your welcome

[clever spire]

o i just b sad, not same

[meager saffron]

juminos look a little like this

[shadow sierra]

rilaboom bc grassy surge+grassy seed+swords dance+grassy glide op

[past bronze]

HM>

[shadow sierra]

"alright whats your favorite pokemon?"

[clever spire]

my favorite pokémon is pokémon

[past bronze]

how did I not notice that, bye.

[shadow sierra]

woah

[queen merlin]

based

mine is sylveon

[shadow sierra]

reason

[past bronze]

weavile: ice claws

[clever spire]

im jk its actually lucario

[shadow sierra]

i like sylveon bc it matches the trans flag

[scenic forge]

Nerds

[shadow sierra]

beat up better

[shadow sierra]

reason

[clever spire]

cuz they b. cool idk

[shadow sierra]

ok,

[queen merlin]

lucario is cool

[past bronze]

tell me your joking lmao

[shadow sierra]

lucario good for normal run

[queen merlin]

sylveon is cute

[shadow sierra]

but kinda bad without mega for pvp

[shadow sierra]

yes

[scenic forge]

Stardew but pvp ☠️

[shadow sierra]

☠️

[hidden meadow]

i'd pay to see a cage fight between george and alex

[dusty ibex]

shuckle is my favourite pokemon bc he’s a cutie and he has funny stats

[strong scarab]

does selling to pierre do the same as selling in the bin?

[shadow sierra]

!george

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/812139917286703124/822161884152725584/image0.jpg

[shadow sierra]

!alex

[novel thistle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/972563537132134450/990683717955616829/IMG_20220626_235214__01.jpg

[dusty ibex]

yes

[past bronze]

dont spam

[shadow sierra]

fight

[past bronze]

wait nvm

[shadow sierra]

not really a spam

[past bronze]

nvm nvm nvm-

[queen merlin]

selling to pierre gives you money asap while bin gives you money the next day but the amount is the same

[dusty ibex]

well selling in the shipping bin adds stuff to the list of things you’ve shipped

[strong scarab]

well yeah, i was referencing amount, ty

[clever spire]

no you can get achievements for shipping through the bin but not for selling to Pierre

[queen merlin]

oh sorry

[queen merlin]

also this ye

for completing the collections tab you need to ship items

[meager saffron]

selling to pierre is just self destruction

[past bronze]

they needa add pam

[scenic forge]

Can I ship myself to Dubai?

[shadow sierra]

shuckle+red card+sticky web+stealth rock+toxic+protect op

[meager saffron]

this reminds me of that youtube shipping myself challenge

[shadow sierra]

only taunt and unseen fist counters

[dusty ibex]

u need encore on a shuckle

[shadow sierra]

encore not that great

[dusty ibex]

it is on shuckle

[scenic forge]

Doesn't matter if u sell to Pierre or ship it. It's the same price. If u want your coin now u sell to Pierre if u just wanna get rid of stuff for space and go fishing or mining u go to the bin.

[shadow sierra]

i guess

[dusty ibex]

stops you from being set up fodder

[meager saffron]

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake!

[shadow sierra]

replace protect with encore then

[strong scarab]

ty :3

[scenic forge]

Welc

[shadow sierra]

ok

[scenic forge]

I'm down for Q&a related to the game of course

[past bronze]

pufferfish soup..

[meager saffron]

..do u not know what it meant

[shadow sierra]

[past bronze]

pufferfish cake..

[shadow sierra]

i do

[scenic forge]

Bruh is that a puff puff

[shadow sierra]

[compact kiln]

what is the criteria for a post to appear in #home tab

[queen merlin]

fishing you can sell to willy and mining to clint

[strong scarab]

almost there

[queen merlin]

and weapons and boots and shit to adventurer's guild

[queen merlin]

nice nice

[scenic forge]

Ik this tho I was telling them

._. wat

[hollow yoke]

what dis

[strong scarab]

my mine floor

[hollow yoke]

o

[past bronze]

So I reached the end of the mines and now I dont wanna do || skull||

[queen merlin]

i was adding onto yours

[meager saffron]

hell yeah

[silent cedar]

I mean, its hell 💀

[scenic forge]

Shhhhh

[queen merlin]

[shadow sierra]

||just spam staircases for sc then||

[past bronze]

[scenic forge]

Nom SHHH sleep

[meager saffron]

take ur take w it!! go on goodluck days, get totems, get bombs, and most importantly
get pumpkin soup, lots of it.

[queen merlin]

its your bedtime not mine

[past bronze]

but I want -

[scenic forge]

I have my own house tho ._.

[shadow sierra]

want wha

[queen merlin]

its not night for me

[past bronze]

||eggs||

[clever spire]

it is my bed time

[scenic forge]

It is for me lol

[queen merlin]

sleep lucy

[shadow sierra]

then no choice

[clever spire]

but no tired :(

[meager saffron]

||eggs come from sc??||

[queen merlin]

: (

i will go to sleep on time tonight if you try to sleep :D

[past bronze]

what do admins farms look like, I wanna see.

[scenic forge]

Spin around for 20 seconds blink very fast and u will pass out

[clever spire]

damn guilt tripping me into sleeping

[shadow sierra]

concernedape online frrrr

[queen merlin]

[clever spire]

fine but u have to sleep on time for ur bedtime

[past bronze]

like is it an op farm or?

[shadow sierra]

mom farm

[storm gazelle]

wdym "admin"

[past bronze]

the admins..?🙃

[meager saffron]

i never realised the actual concerned ape is in this server omg

[past bronze]

the mods?!-

[storm gazelle]

like of the server?

[past bronze]

yeah

[clever spire]

admins like god???

[queen merlin]

i don't have a bedtime

[scenic forge]

Me neither

[past bronze]

the gods of the servers

[wild moss]

what you think the admins play stardew valley

[queen merlin]

nice, congrats

[strong scarab]

forgot to spoiler it

[clever spire]

lenin help me

[strong scarab]

:3

[wild moss]

ok

[clever spire]

i am dying

[past bronze]

I mean- I think do they not ?!?

[hidden meadow]

🥳

[wild moss]

of what

[strong scarab]

:3

[queen merlin]

lol don't have to spoiler regular mines but congratsss

[wild moss]

is it the heroin again

[queen merlin]

💀

[clever spire]

💀

[past bronze]

congraters,

[clever spire]

lenin b spreading rumors about me

i contacting hr

[past bronze]

what.

[wild moss]

nah most high rank people in the server have been here for so long that they got bored of sdv a while ago admins included

[dusty ibex]

does that include you lenin

[clever spire]

except if the admin is a modder

[past bronze]

[delicate robin]

[wild moss]

i havent played in a few months

[clever spire]

like pathos

[dusty ibex]

sad

[queen merlin]

like me

but i have been here for literally 2 months

[past bronze]

[dusty ibex]

imma start a new world when there’s an update

[delicate robin]

relight the flame with a speedrun😎

[shadow sierra]

ong

[past bronze]

i've been here for 2 days lol

[wild moss]

i think in all the time I’ve been here I’ve only talked to like one mod who was playing the game

[past bronze]

[wild moss]

i rarely ever see desperados in gameplay channels

[queen merlin]

same

[dusty ibex]

yea I rarely see them at all

[queen merlin]

i see like 2 or 3 at most

[clever spire]

you’ll b the first lenin

how far r u?

[wild moss]

nah hannah is way ahead of me

[shadow sierra]

.

[wild moss]

I’m at like 630 she’s past 800

[clever spire]

ZAMN

[wild moss]

i haven’t been active enough to catch up

[shadow sierra]

zad

[queen merlin]

holyyy

[dusty ibex]

what do u need for desperado

[wild moss]

1000

[past bronze]

y'all old

[clever spire]

lvl 1000

[dusty ibex]

beuh

[clever spire]

old????😭

im only 19 bruh

[past bronze]

yeah your like 82

[wild moss]

if I had to guess I’ll have it around like uhh october

[dusty ibex]

are levels 100-200 the same xp as 800-900

[strong scarab]

I'm 17

[wild moss]

maybe a bit later

[queen merlin]

i am going to be 19 in a few weeks

[clever spire]

woooo rats!!

[queen merlin]

[past bronze]

lenin is prob like 783 years old

[clever spire]

im b 20 in 2 weeks

[shadow sierra]

im 45

[queen merlin]

save me, i am getting too old, my headaches are getting worse and worse

[clever spire]

he is actually

[wild moss]

nah not quite my birthday is in 4 days

[past bronze]

[clever spire]

oh frl?

[wild moss]

no

[past bronze]

ruhi, maybe 91

[hidden meadow]

epic troll

[clever spire]

damn i was going to throw a birthday party

[queen merlin]

911 what's your emergency

[clever spire]

ur b day is in jan right ? smh

[past bronze]

💀 .

[wild moss]

feb

[hollow yoke]

are we guessing people's ages

[cobalt hare]

Is ||ginger island|| a 1.5 feature?

[queen merlin]

yes

[wild moss]

if I had to take a wild guess I would say lucy is probably around 19

but that’s just a guess idk

[clever spire]

it’s post cc and not allowed here #stardew-spoilers is better

[past bronze]

#stardew-spoilers duh duh duh

[cobalt hare]

Sad

[hollow yoke]

i thought lucy was 25

[clever spire]

wow how did u know

[queen merlin]

i am 900

[clever spire]

:0

[past bronze]

I thought lucy was 80 something😭

[clever spire]

why 😭

[hollow yoke]

25 is a nice mature age is all

[queen merlin]

lmfao

[hollow yoke]

80 and playing sdv

[arctic path]

hey how ||fast do you lose hearts with people when they're at 10 hearts||

[past bronze]

yes.

[wild moss]

you don’t

[arctic path]

oh, fr?!?

[clever spire]

i’m still a young whippersnapper

[hollow yoke]

i bet ur 17

[past bronze]

you dont

[wild moss]

decay stops at max hearts unless you’re married

[dusty ibex]

u can like stone them with a slingshot

[queen merlin]

you don't lose hearts with anyone except people you are dating

[delicate robin]

It just stays like that?

[cobalt hare]

how to make Bunny not lose trust

[wild moss]

yep

[dusty ibex]

or like give them hated gifts

[arctic path]

interesting, and random

[hollow yoke]

sorry luv we're in the topic of guessing people's ages but are u 17

[strong scarab]

i did it!

[dusty ibex]

or does that not work if they are max hearts

[hollow yoke]

don't answer that

[clever spire]

ima guess luv is 52

[queen merlin]

nice nice now ancient fruit go brrrrr

[arctic path]

no im 16, but i turn 17 in september, u interested!? 🤨

[hollow yoke]

if u don't want to 💀

[hidden meadow]

🥳 🥳

[cobalt hare]

Epic

[dusty ibex]

how the fuck is it halfway through july already

[strong scarab]

huh?

[hollow yoke]

i was close

[past bronze]

imagine being a old person in a sdv server LOLLLLLLLL

[queen merlin]

i am guessing iris is 16

[queen merlin]

fill it up with ancient fruit :p

[strong scarab]

i dont have any lol

[cobalt hare]

i mean i thought it would be a neat gift

[hollow yoke]

as lucy would say, i'm a young whippersnapper

[queen merlin]

when you get them, otherwise starfruit ig

[wild moss]

formula for guessing ages of server members:

• guess all numbers from 15-21
• if wrong, they are dave

[strong scarab]

im in y1 fall lol

[queen merlin]

oooh nice

[wild moss]

wait fuck dave isn’t here

[clever spire]

i miss dave </3

[arctic path]

who tf is dave lmfao

[hollow yoke]

dave from the minions

[past bronze]

get goofed lenin

[dusty ibex]

dave left when hannah got banned

[queen merlin]

mood </3

[past bronze]

WHO

[arctic path]

whos hannah 😭 fill me in on the server drama please and ty

[queen merlin]

no

[cobalt hare]

Is that necklace cursed or something

[queen merlin]

you must learn and observe like you are in the wild

[past bronze]

dude really just said "no"

[dusty ibex]

icemandave

[strong scarab]

i also got to farming level 10 today @queen merlin btw :3

[hollow yoke]

yall talking about minions again right

[wild moss]

you can ask her in uhhh 35 days

[hollow yoke]

king bob over dave

[wild moss]

no wait 34 days

[arctic path]

i wnana watch the new minion movie

[queen merlin]

niceeeeeeee

[past bronze]

I need to know omg

[hollow yoke]

and kevin over dave

[clever spire]

the minions 😭😹💀

[queen merlin]

i support gru's takeover

[past bronze]

the brats

[hollow yoke]

but dave over stuart

[strong scarab]

one question tho, how long do these take to grow?

[wild moss]

7 days

[arctic path]

WHY DOESNT SEBBY LIKE THE PURPLE MUSHROOMS WHAT A FREAK. 😭 is he gonna be mad at me cuz i gave him one? can u go into neg hearts

[queen merlin]

7 days

[cobalt hare]

cool

[strong scarab]

oo nice

[past bronze]

why is grandpa blue

[queen merlin]

[cobalt hare]

it's already been almost a month since she left?!

[arctic path]

omg i just got into my ||3rd year and he was there too! i got some purple cat thing but idk what to do with it 😭||

[queen merlin]

yeah

[cobalt hare]

He dead

[wild moss]

yep july 17 I think

[past bronze]

but why blue

[arctic path]

he's cold

[delicate robin]

🥶

[modest ruin]

||the one that gives you iridum when you spank it?||

[hollow yoke]

smurf descendants

[past bronze]

brrrrr

[arctic path]

💀 what

[queen merlin]

june but ye

[cobalt hare]

give his shrine a diamond

[past bronze]

no

[clever spire]

this is yalls math club vp????

[arctic path]

can i put a pic of it here if i spoiler it?

[strong scarab]

get an infinite amount of them because you can and get ||a crap ton of iridium||

[queen merlin]

[past bronze]

its 3:45am omg

[strong scarab]

same\

[cobalt hare]

The shrine? Its not post cc so yes i guess

[past bronze]

[queen merlin]

go to sleep both of you

[clever spire]

chris p bacon

[past bronze]

laughs in... insomia

[cobalt hare]

Its 8 am here

[clever spire]

i can’t sleeeeeo

[queen merlin]

i meant luna but ok

[cobalt hare]

sad

[clever spire]

alr took melatonin no sleepy

[past bronze]

new word, sleo

[queen merlin]

get off your mobiles and laptops and stuff first 😭 😭 😭

[plucky bane]

12 am

worldwide in here woohoo

[queen merlin]

blue light make sleepy hard if not impossible 😭

[past bronze]

NO

[boreal idol]

Im currently in physics class

[past bronze]

get off discord

[plucky bane]

e&m made me want to cry

[wild moss]

factually incorrect

[boreal idol]

Havent actually been in school all year tho cause of health reasons so i dont get anything anyway

[cobalt hare]

I was messing around and this happened

[wild moss]

if I watch youtube videos until 4am I will become tired enough to fall asleep instantly

[past bronze]

quick question, did ape just make stardew by them self or?_

[plucky bane]

i think so

[cobalt hare]

Alone... I think

[clever spire]

4am u say

[wild moss]

mostly yeah, he had some help from mr podunkian for 1.5

[queen merlin]

[past bronze]

how the hell

[wild moss]

and he has teams for porting to different platforms

[queen merlin]

i am going to do smth else while you people debate the ethics of not sleeping ig

[wild moss]

but yeah most of the programming and all the art and music is his own

[clever spire]

and pathos !

[wild moss]

he does a lot of community stuff too

[past bronze]

I need his skills-

[cobalt hare]

i wanted to see a 1.5 feature video but i don't wanna spoil

[wild moss]

i have no idea how he has time to eat food or sleep tbh

[queen merlin]

he worked on the game for like 5 years

[strong scarab]

no ty <3

[plucky bane]

ethics?? or health benefits

[past bronze]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING-

[queen merlin]

😭

[clever spire]

east ca is actually jesus christ

[past bronze]

5 years omg

[cobalt hare]

Nitro flex smh

[clever spire]

wtf i think i need to sleep

[compact kiln]

why dont he find a team

[past bronze]

money

[clever spire]

why don’t u ask him

[queen merlin]

he was broke while making the game

[clever spire]

don’t ping him pls 💀

[compact kiln]

he's now a millionaire

[queen merlin]

don't think he started a kickstarter or anything either

[wild moss]

now he’s got like many dollars

[past bronze]

gets blocked while you dm him

[wild moss]

20 million copies of a $15 game

[clever spire]

gollars

[past bronze]

stares

[waxen carbon]

5 years of work mind you

[clever spire]

he could hire a steam but that would make the appeal of his games go away

[compact kiln]

do you think he is reading the chat rn

[clever spire]

no

[past bronze]

prob not

[compact kiln]

and laugh the ass of

[waxen carbon]

does it matter regardless

[boreal idol]

Millionare❌
Many dollars✅

[past bronze]

you know want I wanna do so bad

[clever spire]

im starting to spell worse than normal

[compact kiln]

i

[clever spire]

okay i’m actually going to sleep gn yall

[past bronze]

MOD THE DAMN GAME

[compact kiln]

let me try to ping him

[past bronze]

good grandma

[clever spire]

don’t

[waxen carbon]

Why would you want to harass a stranger on the internet

what benefit do you gain

[past bronze]

but fr tho lucy go to sleep ||grandma||

[arctic path]

ermmm, its not doing anything 😭

[hollow yoke]

that'd be funny to watch

[past bronze]

get goofed

[arctic path]

rly getting scammed out here smh

[hollow yoke]

trolled

[past bronze]

are you clicking it ?

[hollow yoke]

PRANKD

[arctic path]

yuh it just says "grandpa shrine" over and over smh

||is this about the purple cat?!? i already have one 💀||

[past bronze]

what year are you on?

[strong scarab]

why does emily keep calling me her friend when im literally her gf 💀

[arctic path]

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