#stardew-valley
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yeah but-
"i knew you'd be a great friend" while we're literally dating
OH i just checked my ||purple cat|| and it gave me stuff, it didnt yesterday but today it did so thats cool
get goofed lol
you know people can be great friends while dating lol
Hillo
they were roommates /s
omg they were roomates
best friends, the closest of friends /s
who's they..
Emily only became a bachelor a few years ago right? Might have just left old voice lines in
in 1.1 i believe
oof
Confused
Also hat rat.
popular joke about two gay girls in media in a relationships being seen as girls
like literally saying girls kissing each other is best friend kiss
oof
yeah Emily feels like an incomplete bachelorette because she wasn’t designed to be one at first
Imagine if linus become marryable, it'd be adorable ngl
omg im also gonna marry her <3
so queer people started satirising it by going OMG THEY WERE ROOMMATES
same eventually
linus be at the top for no reason
emily is a goofed villager but very nice
question tho, how do i get more earth crystals? like is there a specific mine floor?
all the ones with copper basically
I married like 7 people on my last save 
not really except floors 1-40
geodes also have them
so who’s the best after all that
1-39
why don't you hire a team to code with you @scarlet tulip
i think you can get them from duggies
How much did you pay for all of your divorces????
are you even allowed-
no
Maru. She gives you shitting BATTERYS
no.
duggies have a 10% chance to drop ot
oof ok
it’s specifically one of the rules
50k x 7 = 350k
imagine pinging like that
Afternoon dweebs and nerds
okay how about personality wise
50 thousand for a divorce I’m pretty sure
So about 350 thousand gold
when he didnt even ping ca
I NEED BATTERIES SO BAD
oh that’s fucking funny actually
its a struggle.
THEN MARRY MARU
it is
Lmao
ahhahhahaha
i could marry her, and i was thinking about it but idk emily is just nice asf
no okay i cant be marrying maru her dad is too much
if that was intentional thats funny
mass ping that one other ca
if it’s not it’s slightly less funny
Currently debating wether to marrie leah or abigail in my new save
💀
Leah to basic for me
I’d say don’t ping random people but like that’s what you get when you call yourself concernedape
She’s just an art person who nature
NO
no cuz i didnt know where leah lived until like halfway into my 2nd year 😭 i hadnt interacted with her for most of my time playing
Damn when will I get my very first imitator
who is just out there pinging random people bru-
like thats stupid.
Imitation is the highest form of flattery
they’re actually goated for cases just like these
Onions
got you
I dont want petty
hi I am zerok I am 3 years old and I shower
Fuck you lenin. The age part is fine but the shower. Smhhhhh
y'all old group members are funny
what mine floors are best for copper?
does anyone happen to know the ||requirements for grandpa's 4 candles||
Where did you even get the source from
21
Yes
wiki has a page called grandpas evaluation
2-39
oki ty
Damn u 21 yrs old? H
ty
ignore this
Wiki is grandpa
He evaluate
Whatms
don’t read online guides for sdv they’re all terrible
Yeah
Even you
use the wiki and only the wiki
Read the wiki
and specifically stardewvalleywiki not the other ones
I mainly use the wiki to spoiler heart events and fish
Also listen to me. Only me because I deliver the best advice
I only look at one person on youtube for sdv
The best advice?!?!
How get divorce real life
put fish in someones eggs
Easy. Go to Lewis' house
uncooked, eggs.
I use wiki for heart thingies
can I get a hug
Accidentally eating my brothers fish prank!!!
(Actually died) (not click bait) (my brother actually killed me!!)
at 3am
ok 
sonic says, thanks.
ok
!sonic
Blowing up nasa at 3 am!!
(Got 82749 lawsuits)(not clickbait) (Elmo came and sent shrek to my house!!)
(Murder kitty called me!!)(Got eaten by nightmouse!!)
Ayo #governors-mansion vernor
whoopers
Who wants to see the best ferret picture everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (not clickbait)
(Actually ferret)
my cat just loves standing in the way.
they so cute
eat them
artisan right?
Appleios?!?!
ya
No agircuctkerist
Makes shit
Yes, artisan.
Artisan good
But goat better
hello??
Yes
im back i made a new world but i think im progressing moew in my other one
btw do u guys have a tip how to get more money??
thats a pretty broad question
Use ||artisan perk and use wines|| (cant say here what use)
Mine more~
Put pants on?
ohhhh~~
penny
If Penny was a spice, she'd be flour
mining is amazing
If maru was one she would be maru
can i give a flower bouquet of flowers to someone if im married to someone else, will anything bad happen?
what do i put in the ||greenhouse|| if im in fall about to go into winter of Y1
Yes
If you do everyone diesmde
free 750 points so sure
not necessarily a bad thing either, good analogy tbh
Money make
💀 flour isnt a spice tho
strawberries if you have some, so you can get seeds for spring
Cranberries should work well, or ||starfruit|| if you have access
i do not
Neither is penny
tbh cranberries could be a placeholder for ancient seeds
i have the first bit, not the second yet

Cranberries in that case, yeah
how do you already have it unlocked
I'm winter y2 and no greenhouse
Guys
Who’s your favourite
Sisgenfifigent other
i rushed CC
winter soon*
im almost done with it tbh
im missing winter foraging for the crafts room
what are you struggling with
It took 4 years for me to finish the fish bundles 
and the friggin bulliten board thing
I’m dyoueat
bulletin board is cringe
vault is worth to be done
i cannot believe i didn’t mean to reply to that LMAOO
like the bulletin board rewards are so shit
doing all the things for 5 gold bars
jeez thanks
NP
if you put fruit trees in the greenhouse, do they produce year round? or depend on the season still
NO
all year round
year round
oooo very cool
year round
shaking I want gus to be romancable so bad
idk how to get half of these lol, ik pigs get u truffles tho
imagine if beehouses works in greenhouse
egg, i thin gus sells maki roll recipe
that would be amazing
poppies are grown in summer
POPPY SEED AND OTHER COOK
poppy summer crop
maki roll and egg via cooking/gus/traveling merchant
i don't have a kitchen yet btw
MAKE KITCHEN
so i can't actually cook lol
better get to that then
gus could sell both of it
true
or the traveling merchant
i wish fruit tree wasnt limited on their adjacent tiles or they will be best fruit in the game
but that's rng + you gotta check gus every day
that’s true tho
or you could do that quirky step manipulation thing and get it easy
how many floor tiles are in the ||greenhouse?||
you mean tillable tiles?
someone check the wiki
Yes
yes
120
cause if you got that shit off the top of your head that’s crazy
mk
120 without sprinklers
What’s the best fruit for the fruity trees
no way
how about with quality sprinklers, i don't have ||iridium yet||
there’s a best possible layout for that on the wiki
let me find it
oki
quality sprinklers are really, really worth it
or someone could lend me a hand and help because my ass is too lazy
facts
i have a bunch that i wont be able to use at all in winter sooo
regular sprinklers give me a headache
wild seeds
u can make an automated farm with em
you can plant winter foragables
ah, welcome
i refuse to make them
im not messin with those, not worth
lol
Kitkat pie
well, some seeds are more worth than no seeds lol
hi there
better than nothing, also it helps with the foraging level
ill be messin with ||greenhouse|| stuff
fair
on my first spring I thought I'd be able to use them for my strawberry crops, so I tried to make the proper layout and realised that I hate the proper layout
iirc you need 16 quality sprinklers for the greenhouse
winter wild seeds is best out of all 4 seasonal wild seeds
You gotta be shitting me
i probably have like 13, i can check tho
they have crystal fruit which could be sold for couple hundreds, by itself already more profit than other normal crops
i can make more tho
16 qsprinklers aren’t that hard to make
even more with lvl 10 foraging
I actually like how the proper basic sprinkler layout looks
What about the rich fall crap (forgot what called)
oh yeah i have enough
120 tiles in total btw, 108 after sprinkler placement
we arent friends any more
just need like a day or two to mine
yes, even more with 10 foraging, crystal fruit sells for 300G with iridium rank and it just take a week to harvest
Understandable 
there's these plus 3 in my chest
it looks funky yeah
I lie swallow
so where can i get that layout?
am tellin ya, no other crops giving u 300g within a week
like, you can't put an even border around the regular sprinklers
other crops than what
ah, winter seeds
assslime knows the facts
except ancient fruit
or basically anything with hyper speed-gro
ancient fruit is overrated
ty
The ancient fruit is ancient
Ancient mole
EAT MOLD
wouldn't the top sprinklers block fruit trees
At what point are you able to post pictures here? Im a pleb that just arrived 🥲
level 5 cowpoke
wait is it level 5 I forgor
cowpoke
but wild seed from spring to autumn is a meh, thats why some ppl skipped winter seeds because other seasons were a meh
well they do, but you can simply just not plant the saplings there
Where can i see my level?
#governors-mansion, type “!lvl”
that's like 33% fewer trees
#governors-mansion and type !lvl
ah, got it thanks
welcomeee♥️
neat
tbh the only(or at least big) reason they are meh in earlier seasons is because better crops
grape trellis exists
but winter foraging by itself makes a lot more money compared to others ig
and is probably the most forgotten crop
@queen merlin i got 3 seed makers btw, idk what to use em for rn, given its fall y1
how to play this game
yeah you can easily get like 20-40k g worth of winter seeds
hmm i would use ancient fruit on them but you don't have an ancient seed
...
be a farmer
i dont
yes.
i found one on my switch playthrough but not on PC
cannot think of anything atm tbh :p
shane gifts me pizza. i gift him the same pizza. cycle of pizza continues
ig one thing you can do is farm bugs in the mines to get one 
oki
ancient is good but very overrated, takes a whole 28 days to grow bro
how often do chickens lay eggs?
my ancient seed usually comes around spring
every day
daily
like once a day?
i do mean it, be a gamer, only those who never play digital game asking that question.
ye
oki ty
np
eat the egg
why is this true tho
raw
what
scroll up
ah
guys how to move in farm game
lmao
💀
mario kart wheel
i tried following the guide but ended up launching 8629 missiles to the moon
N O
oh lordy
hmm
im sure the debris ring around the earth should block some

what time is the fair?
imagine working on nuclear launcher site and you have a job to watch a red button.
"How to NOT press the button"
9 to 2 pm iirc
play stardew 👍
ohh nice
a difficult job
*3 pm
put metal all over the button
How is everyone?
like it’s funny
you can’t just put the red button in an ultra encased deluxe max vip ultra smooth vault
bad, I mean good. hru?
and you can’t even put the red button somewhere too exposed
why have a button at all?
Bred, I mean Yes. Yes
chicken nuggets in stardew?
fr?
nuclear launchsites
so yeah
do chicken nuggets exist in stardew
chimken friend
get goofed, you needa be cowpoke to send stuff
i haven't seen bread in a while
yes my foot also has brown crust
Nerds, it is I Zerok
Indigo has been doing the funny
And touching grass
He probably became an engineer already
||my dino egg is iridum quality, should i still turn it into dino mayo or nah||
Touching grass gives you life dreams
nah
no-
why would you do that
for money?
money smoney
dont do that- it would even sell for that much
😭 so i should turn it into mayo
just fish or farm or smt
just wait and get more ||dinos||
i already have one i dont need anymore lol
why would i want to touch grass if i can touch cows in stardew valley 
why are we blacking out ||dinos||?
THEN WHY DIDNT- nvm, make it into mayo
anyone know some easy food to get / make without a kitchen? I dont want to spend billions tho
Salad from the saloon is pretty good
I was using that
billions??-
other than that, cheese, especially gold quality
does my house just not get upgraded now because of the fair
everyone is off during events, so no it wont get upgraded
oofies
get goofed
omg theres a admin named doopa?
yes 
thats.. amazing. nice user
thank you 
i found one mrc.... i've heard they're very rare so how do i get the most out of it
mrc?
magic rock candy
ah
probably most worth it for sc on a best luck day || possibly a treasure floor run? ||
yep
they're good for sc
I like to use them on lucky days to get the most of my mining run
makes sense
Trees being chopped down be like
ive opened 30 geodetes and only got 1 thing for gunther 
get goofed
I dont have much to collect anymore but man 
rip to you
goodluck
dude got goofed
ye i think i have like 15 spots left or smthing, and out of 30 geodetes i get maybe 1 up to 2 things, if im lucky
but at least i got a good cash from the minerals, cus i got 10 lvl mining...
your profile is sad harukane
thanks
I went way too long without getting a bone flute trust me i know how it feels
Anybody balkan here?
uh, what geodes were you opening
💀 welcome
ah, naturally
Dont take that as an insult please
I bought magic turban for 333 omni geode was it worth it
No
i was in ||desert||, first try at 40 fl and boom, everything ||dino||
Unless you were already finished
Ye im
now, floor 80, no ||dinos ||
lucky
Then it doesnt matter if you bought it id say
ye idk if i collected everything from them tho 
anyway i still have to reach 100, so maybe ill get them again
also I just saw your pfp is amethyst, I love it 
tyy♥️ 
gm everyone
Ello
gm tara 👋
hows everyones day so far? c:
dm!!
Tired
felt
gotta start work in 45 min 
sleepy, how's yours?
good just found out that an admin user is doopa and im very happy
Gl my guy
pretty good but yeah im tired too, 7 more hours of work ;-;
i believe in you
doopa is best admin >>
they all amazing
Yes
F good luck surviving
doopas my fav cause she says hi to me hahaha
the derpiest I think you mean

Yes
also hi
that's true I guess 
hii ruhi
Ello!
hey ruhi 👋

does auto grabber work for truffles?
No
nope
sadly no
nyope
they dig it up tho
that would be too much I suppose
i wonder if auto grabber worked for truffles, would it only get iridium truffles with the iridium foraging profession
make sure to love your pigs and have alot of space.
Who knows
i think there was a mod for it 
yeee, i got my|| iradium band ||
Im struggling getting that
the auto-grabber only works inside, right? and truffles are only found outside
yeahh
it took me a week of mining and shopping to get the essence
yes
I dont use auto grabber tho so
niceee congrats
Idk about mining but farming boost gives a higher chance of getting higher quality crops
i believe mining affects the number of ores found per node, as well as additional drops, like gemstones and coal
could be wrong 
wdym?
you mean the mining buffs?
yes
why?
ore per node would make sense ig
more friendship
does it make a pick use less energy as well
but don't think other stuff is impacted
i think tools use a little less energy at very certain levels
Yep
Why are you up right now? Isn't it like 6 am for you?
yeah but does buffs add to that
shh..
is that it though
lol
yeah
milking and shearing gives 5 friendship points iirc
ain't much but its honest work
y e s
guys how do i get seasonal seeds??
Im on level 42 of the mines, do the crystals have any use/drops?
yes
what do you mean by this?
Earth Crystals?
or the blue things
level 9 farming skill
Whats your farming level? You can also get them from doing the community building thing
you get seed maker
ohhhhhh i seee tysm!!
@merry echo You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
can we get leo as a friend in the feast of the winter str event?
Not earth crystals, the actual like crystals u break to get past things
congratss !
!leo
dont think so
yowwww
Ah ty
it can drop some stuff
Haven’t played SDV in six months and thinking of trying Riverland farm. Anyone here got an opinions on that layout?
but i guess rare HAHAH
yeah i only do it when theres a lot i can break in 1 hit
its more useful once u get a certain item
its very good for fishing.
very helpful, 100% would do.
It’s not the easiest to decorate as it’s separated from island to island, but it can look quite pleasing if done right. I would say to look on Pinterest for ideas, otherwise it’s also good for fishing and stuff if you like that stuff
@dry flower would you like to see what the riverland farm looks like???
I’ve seen it on google but I wasn’t sure if it looks worse than it actually is. I had low hopes for hilltop farm but actually really loved my playthrough of that one.
Is beach farm good?
ehh
I’ve heard both good and bad from it so idk
4/10
beach farm is bad for farming but good at ranching sites
beach farm has biggest map from entire farm types
they re shining through late game, but slow start
if u dont know how to 'not' farm, dont go with beach farm
Every time I play I forgot to have fun and try to hoard money ASAP. It’s hard to just chill and not play for max efficiency 
Because I thought that having crates and also having foragables would be easy to use
i always play like dat, thats my fun
playing slowly is the best way to play imo
See I’m not new to stardew valley, but no where near expert at it. I like the slow play
everyone has diff playstyle.
not my friend rushing through the game
speedrun
Same 😭 I’m on switch aswell so it’s slower for me to play
omg samee!
switch buddies!
u can go slow or u can speedrun or u can collect or u can be like me do max profit or u can create harem
shes new to the game bruh, I was confused how she got so much stuff in 1 week
Create chaos and slingshot everyone 💪😞 /j
I play with my twin so I would play freely but she had to play or it will take time off her 😞
LMAO
I wish i did a speedrun in my first week TT
I was legit like:👁️ 👄 👁️
I couldn’t even try to speed run 😭😭
Also switch?
I can speedrun marriage
NOOOO I GOT TO 90 FLOOR 
😭 please bless me with tips 
Wait is that bad-?
or u can use harem mod and take em all
Get as many water thingies as possible so you don't have to waste time in the morning
I rather not mod switch
nintendo hates moding
My twin loves water thingies 😍
i need to go to 100 for quest and theres no checkpoints
AND I DIED
oh big sad
Yeah, there’s elevators
Water thingies…?
You mean sprinklers?
yes
Water thingies💀
its sc, theres no elevators
💀
amazing water thingies
EY EY i forget words TT
How do I get the next sprinkler recipe??
no theresz not :C
Sc? I’m sorry 😭
farming level up, 6 for quality, 9 for iridium
Yup! It’s one of the many challenging things in stardew!
Fair enough
🤝
Farming skill needs to go up
||sc|| spoiler right?
i died on 95... what a pain
🤝
🦶🏻
NOOOOOOOO
Rip
heh, yall never do it hard way, i used to play hm and have to go to 255th floor, and theres no bomb or portable stairs to haste your descend and also have limited backpack without 999 stackable like sdv
YESSS
NO🤨
guys, my capsule is now empty. WHERE IS THE INSIDE
|| yes||😤

its inside duh
||NOO
||
Boo it escaped
where it is 
🦶🏻
✝️

why you taking pics of my feet lol
hm?
Lmao
harvestmoon
GET GOOFED
ah
Laugh at the epic embedded fail

haha
if i put a gold star gem in the crystalarium will it replicate a gold star one

pat pat chat a bit more to get to cowpoke
yeah
Yes
then can embed
bro I didnt sleep
I don’t think Gems can be different qualities
Ruhi with the support for the farmers lmao
mine are >.>
Do you get xp for simply sending more messages?
Neither did i 😔
no i only support queer people :p
How do I the fish ponds work. Like I just put a fish in there and then u can fish in there for more??

Probably a mod you have installed
what-???

They replicate and produce stuff for you
wdym what?
Yes u wait for them to multiply
wdym by you only support queer people
half joke
😒
🤨
hello 
i'm queer pls send me moneys
dang I laughed so hard bruh /j
Welcome!
i'll also accept kisses
can't send money, can send myself
hiii
i'll accept hugs too
hii
Good
what is happening here

🫂

Typical Stardew valley off topic chatting
just chating
Tired
tired
i have heartburn
hbu?-
what's heartburn
something you get when you're old
bruh your 70
F
in pain bc period
When your stomach acid reaches your heart or something
still hot
so tru
damn ok
I know nothing about that but good luck
ah i see, i thought there was another word for it
but cannot recall, probably just synonym after synonym
u sleeping soon?
heart dies
No
you might be thinking of acid reflux? something something stardew
Its 5 am no point in sleeping
oh okay
yes, maybe lewis has it and that's why he likes parsnips
not the mod telling us to get back on topic

hello
hiyo
hii
I hope i dont pass out like n stardew
lewis is creepy
hey should i give everyone i can bouquets even tho im married? i just wanna get to 10 <3s
PAm likes parsnips
ah i forgor 💀
lewis likes your tax money
i gave him parsnip on last playtrhough because could not find a leek
💀
The mod got something wrong?
i believe you had to have given (grammar? lol) the bouquets before marrying
if he wants my tax money, he better like the grave.
i swear i've played this game before
lewis loves hot pepper, likes parsnips
no you havent

lewis likes to rub hot pepper on his foot.
blueberry is admin after scouring wiki for hours and pretending to have played the game 
hmmmm... spicy
george likes to rub leeks on his knee.
stardewvalleywiki.com/category:modding is my home 😌
pam likes to rub potato juice down her throat
Pam likes parsnips in her joja cola
if he can reach it, that is
no thats hot pepper
bye
bye bye
wololo
why
why does lewis have 4 loved gifts as dishes
probably wrong server
oh nvm green tea is kegged
Cuz lewis sux
was that not english-
still 3 dishes 
i think that was pinoy language, might be wrong
how can i break the crystals of the mine?
sword
sworddd
if you talking about crystals on floor 41-80
im a pipino
dang im getting tired
yea thats what i mean
You cant harvest the crystals
but i dont get anything right?
Nope
oh okey
what is the best summer seeds?
Anybody remember that person who asked what season winter seeds grew in or was that just me keeping it in my mind
blueberries, melons or starfruit
Blueberries y1 and then starfruit
im crying from this
if you can get starfruit then starfruit
aoe 2 no way
you should
Remember if you think your question is stupid be reminded that someone asked this
shouldnt
how do i get starfruit seeds??
lmao
The desert
you finished Moto?
not fully
desert
moto is a good read 👍
fair
you should've kept it in a fridge or something it wouldnt get stale, duh.
its good for binge reading but gets stale if you keep waiting week after week
anime season3 has a lot of anime original episodes
will consider watching
and the movie…
i haven't unlocked that place yet
I havent watched/been spoiled so I have no idea
Rip
o
Use blueberries

damn this a anime server
interesting
I was gonna say
something something parsnips
take 13 days to grow right?
ok i better stop talking before bouncer nukes me
Lmao
blueberry listens to spotify, they top tier.
i dont watch anime despite drawing anime style
😔
draw stardew anime (dont)
yes
haley my beloved
assslimes status makes me laugh
am honest.
haley is adorable
how much can i sell blueberries??
heh?
so much
Lots
5 times i think?

how much?
nvm i read that wrong-
7
its ok
as often as you like
eleven-teen times
and each harvest gives 3
3
i thought it gave more
ye noticed after typing
small chance for more
each plant has a 2% chance for an extra blueberry
blueberry pasta sounds || yummy||
there's a growth chart on the wiki:
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/blueberry
No thanks
why would you spoiler that lmao
That sounds disgusting
because I can💀
Blueberry smoothie
why would u though
why not?
blu berry blu berry
I thought you spoilered the e lmao
why though
because, why not || ?||
bro not joking I just got 2 dwarf scrolls from a slime
a single slime?
||why¿|| though
do you have burglars ring?
not us abouta get MUTED
because if not then that's prolly a 1 in a million chance or some shit
I got a dwarf scroll 4 from a normal slime like the first time i went into the mines
dude has god luck if they dont have burglars ring
good is underselling it lmao
gods god.
Grat
brat
Smat
Rat
t
life

alex
People streaming on the discord vc lmao
yuppers
Ruhi submission
join the vc with them 
Ima join muted
no thanks
alright nvm
Fuck
what
Yes
Dont you have work lmao
yeah wtf

wha you doing
bruh what they plaing in the vc
I wonder how mods became mods
Ponds?
I SWEAR TO GOD
Fish ponds?
its like 6:17 am and my typing is trashy
Lmao
this vc is broing-

nitro..
Lmao
unfair

its not my fault im broke
oh rip-
yes be fellow pleb with me
I still got 2 weeks though

are you gonna get nitro again?
I might just end up not using discord much cause of school starting
Im only a 2nd year this year
o

goodluck lol
im in grade 10
Yeah thats second year lmao
i go to an all-girls school though so we get a cute uniform
But college? Or no
Oof
are you irish by any chance lol
I go to a public school but i still gotta wear a uniform
why you asking-
No i just watch a lot of anime
oo
my school is public too, semi private
oh right-






