#stardew-valley
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school mod in stardew
it operates ljke a private school somewhat and i got admitted despite being legally male so it has freedom
No thanks
(im transfem)
yes
Wait they let you into an all girls school as male lmao
im not male though
she is not male, she is a girl
i've been on estrogen almost three years and am getting my id changed
nice

i used to be male. but im not anymore
wait do i know you
Congrations
yes! from wholesome yuri server
ah ye
Sorry i dont know much about that stuff so sorry if offended you
tried watching the stream again, still boring.
was thinking your pfp reminded me of someone from there
uhh hey, what do you do in the beginning of the game if you lose your sword before the guild (I died)
you can buy another sword from the guild
or get that one recovered
Use your scythe
i am still legally male despite having lived as a girl for four years, i got admitted to a girls school with M on my ID
how so
i am a girl though. my papers just say different
Cool
if you killed the 10 slimes to get into the adventurers guild, then talk to marlon
hi ruhi
if you did not then use the scythe
alright, ima go. im falling asleep-
Weak
the thing is I need to be able to kill slimes
ah then ye scythe
I have work stfu
ok
sleep is good for you
ok
Fair enough
ye ye
guys i have a glitch
is it worse?
k bye
i need help
i mean its not as good as a sword but the first sword is honestly pretty useless
Just get to floor 10
so kill 10 slimes using scythe, then buy forest sword or smth from adventurer's guild
where can i send pictures? i got a glitch and its annoying
how much space do trees need to grow?
normal trees can grow everywhere, fruit trees need every tile around them to be free
fruit trees all need a 3x3 space or 1 tile around them in every direction cleared
normal trees can grow everywhere but no two fully grown trees can grow side by side
trees need their surrounding 8 tiles - so a tile above, below, side-to-side, and diagonally - free of other trees and saplings
if 2 saplings are beside one another, neither will grow
Strange i thought only 1 grew
i've never noticed one grow when groups are together
So if I plant a normal tree, I will make a ml sheet of space and plant another normal tree, they will grow?
@final rock You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
I guess i dont grow enough trees
which tree are you planting?
Normal trees
for fruit trees it needs to look something like this
OOOOOO
OxOOxO
OOOOO
normal trees you should plant with gap of one square
I wish there was a command for this
OOOOOO
OxOxOxO
OOOOOO
Yes?
Thanks bro
am not bro but np
Thanks girl
Lmao

I'M Sorry for the mistake
we have many girls (maybe) here, bruh.
Yea
^^^^
Women
Men
Not in a bad way
LMAO
Ur too fast
Women✨
women 

Women are chill (most)
thats crazy
No way
It's as if people are chill regardless of who they are 
Yes

i love sdv women
Valid
rock and stone miner
I was about to question what you were talking about but then i realized you meant the gif

lmao
lmao
💀
I miss clicked I'm afraid
I cant tell if thats sarcasm or legit
lol
drg is right next to this
brick miner.
drg?
no, clay miner
what is the right sever to say rick and stone miner tho
Yeah I'd say it's very offtopic but honestly there's no bad place for r&s
rick



Yeah that's pretty much exclusively what I've been doing since s2 dropped
BUT it's still very offtopic 
fair enough, I realise this isn't the chat for it
so haha spagethhi um gus um stardew
my bad, r&s
good morning
mornin
Gus sells spaghetti and gus looks like mario
good morning heaven
and robin loves spagetthi
but cannot afford even half a plate
after building a silo

F's for robin
Imagine working for a day for 100 gollars
3 days

quick maths
2+2 is 4 - 1 thats 3 quick maffs
Lmao
but its alright, she is building the silo at a discount
on the promise you will get her to make a deluxe coop and barn
She wants make to make a mill but i never will
on the promise of exposure
but will she ever get it

spoiler: ||i never built a barn or coop||
Seriously?
no
Ok good


i havent touched stardew in so long
Lmao Based
am burnt out
Yeah
samee
Plus i got a new game to play so im prioritizing that
i played for like 30 hours straight and then went on a hiatus
i started watching idol anime 💀
Lmao
did you sleep in those 30 hours?
no
Aaa--

Non human ability
what seeds are good for fall
the only time i got off the game was when i was going to eat or take a shower
yeah
I like mah cranberries
if u have kegs then u can turn them to juice
should i spend almost everything on cranberries
pumpkins
i have like 45k
how many sprinklers do you have?
I sold 2300 cranberries by the time i reached 100%
two quality sprinklers
i didnt even make them i got them
Rip
zamn
i havent reached the gold mines yet
you won't be able to water all 140 or something you can get with 43k
180*
without running out of energy
what lvl are u on
i think 65
No words
ah quite close
i kind of got an idea
then pumpkins
Epic
ye or that
Salad
and ill wait for a good day to mine then speed run it

good luck
what do I do with the 14 regular sprinklers that I never want to use again?
I would place the plants in the shape for quality sprinklers then
tbh i just brute force the mines even if i can only get through 5 floors a day
sell them or keep and use
feed it to abigail
ahahhaah
kidding i use mine for flowers
ah ye that's a good idea
sink em to river
Someones streaming garfield kart lmao
commit littering
im interested
im also trying to complete the community centre so i got eggplants and yams too
Lol
It’s 7am
Sadly i dont drink coffee
same
I adore coffee
i cant take caffeine
I’m grown adult so
Fair enough
Though I've tried coffee before
It didnt go well without sweetners and cream lmao
Ew
i can live with water
I just drink a soda
Drinking water is elite
just water and coffee
I’ll have like one soda a month
I have way too much a month lmao
ok is starbucks even coffee?
would u drink joja cola
Ye
I've had it once and it was like syrup tho
Depending on the flavor
maybe I just ordered the wrong thing
Probably
well it's categorized as trash
what would you recommend if I were to give it another try
😣
Hmm vanilla iced coffee with half and half and sugar
I don't understand iced coffee
it’s so good
I just don't like the idea of drinking cold coffee
good during summer
I dont even like cold sodas that much
like, irl?
Oop
if only it were summer here
Rip
I’ve never noticed that
iced coffee is good all year round, does not matter what time of day or weather.
I can understand iced tea, but coffee ? not sure if I agree
feels like a drink that is made to be warm
Yeah
like a sort of comfort food almost
Yess, love iced coffee. Especially made on oatmilk
that sounds good
fair enough, everyone has their preferences
coldbrew + oatmilk + a little bit of homemade cold foam >>>
Though take it with a grain of salt considering i dont drink coffee

Water is an s
ya
Low
water is god tier
E imo
in the shower
warm water drinking is unpleasant
I don't like warm water
sparkling water tho
sparkling is a sin
I dislike sparkling water
Not very good
i love sparkling water
why do I want to drink fried water
Lmao
soda is rly nasty imo but sparkling water is like, elite
like an ice cold key lime sparkling water is just the best
Rip
My irl cat is being annoying. Anyone want a cat?
Her name simba
do you know what breed?
she’s a rare breed
psychotic cat
v expensive cat
Yess, once you learn to enjoy sparkling water like soda, you've made it
but you’ll get her for free
i love sparkly water

I think I dislike champaign because I dislike sparkling water
I hate champagne as well
I cant drink lmao
😭 what kinda sparkling water are yall drinking that tastes bad?
the sparkling kind
What
never heard of flavoured sparkling water, is it soda?
sparkling water tastes like normal water that got just better-ified
i got a hot chocolate from my school foodshop once and it was entirely boiling
betterified
you can't better-ify water though
Regular water tastes better
they do good burgers at the school shop tho
That’s why hot is in the name lol
oh i lowkey forget that non-flavoured sparkling water exists
nvm I cant sleep
boiling chocolate
Rip
i am an anime girl i love to eat burger
I thought that WAS the only sparkling water
I love anime
Borgor
😭 no that seems so boring id rather just drink normal water
helps that mu school has a cute skirt n stockings uniform so i get to eat a burger while looking like an anime girl
ok are we ranking fluids on drinkability/taste? because there are liquids like oil that are important but probably taste bad
Even flavored sparkling water doesn't taste good
🤨 what brand and flavour r u drinking
Everything
salt
Maybe they don't like the taste of carbon dioxide
even tho it should be pretty tasteless
tears
ok so like, is tonic water the same as sparkling water?
both are just carbonated water right?
i made a tierlist before with my friend of maybe 8 dif brands with the most popular flavours for s parkling water, if i can find it ill send it
uh, did the bot eat someone's message? I got a ping
oop
Just slightly less than normal soda
i ate the message, sry. i got hungry
so soda is just flavoured carbonated water?
no
Soda😌
eat more
soda is like, 😭 nasty. it burns
sad
but by the aforementioned logic, would soda not just be your description of flavoured sparkling water?
hello macu
wait actually, what even is soda
no soda tastes like, not normal
price you gotta pay to get yummy soda
nobody really calls it soda in my country
whehre u from
what do they call it
Well i call it coke
Australia
aussie land, land of the dropbears
god I thought you said something else
I call it soda or pop

I can understand soda but pop makes me wanna die
its soft drink, and according to google, its because "hard drink" referred to a drink that contained alchohol, whereas the soda's do not
noodle, have u tried violet crumble. i wanna try it it looks funsies
pop wtf is pop
Yes its great
and what is pop, I too am curious
pop songs
no
ive never been to australia but id love to go one day
Another word for soda
pop is soda but a worse name for it
Apparently
pop, the genre
US word for soda
pop is a soda
oh-
pop = soda = coke
but coke is a type of soda but it's also the name of just "soda"
i feel sleepy
wait I thought they used pop in the UK
sleep
we call it cold drinks
Yeah "Used by the entire US"😒
Up north they use pop
Oh they probably do, I just never heard about it until I saw it from murica
sparkling water is gross
everything is gross
ok I went to America and almost died when I ordered what you call lemonade
i agree
Did I say that? xD
LOL
its just... lemon
what was that?
Sounded like it all I'm sayin
no cuz lemonade is so different depending on where u get it
True
I like sour lemonade
Same
😭 i hate sour lemonade so much. but tbf i also dont rly like lemonade
pink lemonade
I wanna pucker my lips
I love sour so much
ok what lemonade are you referring to
PINK LEMONADE BEST LEMONADE
dafaq
Sounds like you needa read better 
we dont have pink lemonade in my country
Oh no
like literal lemon juice in a cup, or the soda/soft drink that I get if I goto kfc or something
what is it like tho
same
Pink Lemonade is mid honestly

because WTF who the hell drinks pure lemon and calls it lemonade
it’s like strawberry lemonade
hiyo strxw
demon
or raspberry lemondae
hi ruhi 
I can eat an entire lime or lemon
hi heaven
limes > lemons
how did your gay panic date end up going
raspberry lemonade is just bootleg creaming soda
ok i need this 
hii @jade beacon 
lime candy
Half in Half
😭 what's a creaming soda
good and pretty gay 
nice
creaming soda
Cream soda is good
helloooo 
is creaming soda just cream soda ?
I love root beer though
isn’t cream soda root beer
YUCK
have u had birch beer ?
i go play smth maybe if i can pay attention to it bai bai
S tier of the carbonated non-alchoholic beverages in AUS imo
No
root beer is nasty-
root beer is yummy
idk what it is but the taste eWw-
How about some good ol Mead
Yes
bye bye
i used to like root beer as a little kid but im not a fan anymore
pam and willy love it
Im too young
i also had birch beer before, it's been years but i remember it was good
I have no clue what birch beer is
hmm shall taste sometime
do yall sell hops as it is or have to put it in kegs
Keeegs!
kegs
One of my first things to do when i can drink is to try wine
BAD IDEA
Yep horrible idea lol
they are the most profitable crop iirc if you have to energy to keg it all
i just bought a ton in my new save, still dont have kegs is that okay-
wine is way better than beer tho
u gotta be like 50 before you develop a taste for wine istg
Depends what kind of wine
unless it's port haha
beer is actually awful. wine is nice. red wine, like a pinot noir
Guess I’m 50
Lmao
red wine is still so unbelievably bitter to me, whites are usually fine since they're quite fruity
Ive always liked the idea of wine
what about wine did you like the idea of
Many things
"mystery blood juice"
Mainly the fermentation process and taste
I could never get behind red wine either 😅 white all the way
maybe when I'm on deaths door I will like my reds, but white will still reign supreme till then
i have never tasted wine 
Not missing much imo
I dont really want to drink that much honestly
my mom made me drink grape wine, its safe for kids
I love wine
also careful guys discussion of drugs is not allowed rmb
Agreed, they’re kinda boring after your first few haha

its not a drug though
Topic switch time
!bear
Very much is tho
Alcohol is a drug
wow no bear love
Most dangerous drug tbf
oh right, idk why I forgot wine was alchoholic
Lmao
Hahahaha
nah sugar is the most addictive drug in the world
Caffeine is also up there
sugar juice isnt
Keep in mind any drink that is basically fermented is alcohol
Except kombuchaaa
Never heard of it
its tea iirc
Ill search it up later
Fermented tea yeah
Kombucha is so good, some of them kinda taste like beer
never had it either
kombucha just tastes like vinegar
Haha it depends on the kombucha I guess. I've mostly had homemade
but I found one in Lidl the other day, and it was really good
Ima be honest Stardew valley is what first piqued my interest in wine
Really?
Yep
Cool
its ancient fruit wine isnt it?
That’s cool actually
Nah strawberry wine
Diluc from genshin made me a little interested in wine
ok i wonder how that tastes like
Thats what i thought
I love strawberries and was wondering how it would taste in wine form
It’s good

Ofc
I wonder how pumpkin juice would taste like
potato juice for me
Sent shivers down my spine
Harry Potter always had me wondering what it tasted like hahah
||hey i just killed some dinos and got prehistoric rib, tibia, and vertebra, do they have any use besides d onating to gunther?||
wait, wine is any fermented fruit in stardew right?
Probably sweet
Ya
||You can grind them to make fertilizer if you finish gunthers special reward||
then why does pumpkin make juice, and not wine?
Cause in game it's a veggie
||all bones can be used to make the same shirt so not much, as for money, not much either||
ohhhh ok ty
np haha 
to be fair, I do see pumpkins as a veggie despite them being fruits
Me too
Its easier to make pickles then juice imo
I don't need the botanic definition to cook lmao
Vegetables are a culinary term, not a botanical one
Like tomatoes technically are fruits but you'll treat them as vegetables
Ye exactly
Because imagine tomato wine.
Ew
Ikr
alcoholic ketchup
Lmao
i wanna make ketchup in stardew :(
Yes
tomato sauce
Can salmonberries make anything or nah
yes they can but not much worth
we could catchup in stardew if u want 🥺 👉 👈
@hidden meadow You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!
Best level up text ever
That's not a bad idea tbh. You'd just need tomatoes sugar and vinegar
Hilarious that this cheesy stuff got me the lvl up lmao
Probably better to sell them ||especially since I've given the mayypel seerup to the secrit wuds||
flirt = level up
Well I'm lvl 5, that says a lot i guess
hurry someone flirt with me
Ive gone up 3 levels for talking for 2 hours and 30 minutes
It's more like you have to flirt with someone to level up like bannis did
flirt with me 💃✨

No thx
idk either 
Google it
hey baba boy
🤨
gorl*
...
hi baba grrrril
Grill
Have you considered flirting with a cow
👉
cow poke
looks in the mirror hey u sexy binch

Have you considered poking a cow?
Sup 
Ez cowpoke speedrun
ur pfp is from brawl startsss
Tf
:X
👉 🐄
:c
This is a persona 3 character
My pfp is from lego star warss

👉 
no psylux pfp is sebastian

Every time I try to they'll start yelling boohoo get off my cow, blabla that's zoophilia
🍓 🌽 🌶️ 🧄 🥔 🥬
I like cheese
Epic Embedded fail
Hell no
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo baba gril😭
is it joker
Im never putting seb as my pfp
how i send giftyyyy
Gotta be cowpoke
u flirt with psylux
Uh
why yall got brawl starts pfp baba gril
type messages
No
Spam in bot chat
UwU daddy
Fuck this
idk what mine is tbh, just matching w someone
Jk probably don't

they're gone
gudbai
levels down
Ow no its a nowty wowd
u got this pfp from pinterst
baba gril
yems
Gets banned lmao
ur right 😳
X-X

💀
bannis
gets bannis
i have something to tell u
😳

Really puts the "concerned" in ConcernedApe
that..... i like u daddy

"how to get chat exp without engaging in conversation"
ayo?
ayo lyy
I was ready

this u rn https://youtu.be/4F-RQ2_kNFQ
Father - Why don't u love me daddy (Lyrics) (feat. Abra & iLoveMakonnen)
[Intro: ABRA]
Hot boys and Xannies
Sundress, no panties
And we day drunk and we butt rub
And I no sleep like Addies
Is this love, daddy? (daddy?)
Is this love? (is this love?)
[Chorus: ABRA & Father]
Why don't you love me, daddy? (uh, uh)
Why don't you love me, daddy? ...
bruh
Why
ayoooo where did u found that sh!t
i have great music tastes 

Clearly lmao
i like it will u marry me?
I gotta say this is my favourite on-topic channel 
quick listen to it its great
No thanks
no im married to haley
...is this hell?
Damn
Yes
W
but.... i did the thing

i got only chicken farm but thats means i got baba chicks
now my girlfriend is cheating on me with my girlfriend from another world NOOOO
why can't I romance andy
Lance 🥺 💗
So, on my playthrough I've been going to mines alot
shhh dont spoil i havent met lance
Maru has so many loved gifts
Same
i want to marry with hottie baba gril
I only just started playing SVE too and I'm missing Haley already 
I don't know if its good for beginners, but its fun
i want to make a farm that looks good 😭
She loves strawberries so she is my favorite marriage candidate
marry andy? 😳
Lmao
Sometimes i forget to feed my chickens because i spend all day ij the mines and they get all 

marry alex
I wanna marry haley but all these hot chicks from SVE

haley she hot
literally alex will give you his body and his abs
This chat lmao
mooood
she got not bad b00bs
Whats a good way for earlygame money?
And his ugly spouse room
: D
Fishing and clay farming
nah he gave me ||a salad on our date wtf||
What's a room got to do with anything
Which season are you in?
aesthetics
spring
Shane gave me beer
day 20
haley a brat
its ok shane is love
what's aesthetics got to do with anything
Shane is w
I will fight u
ok alex
how i make chooclate cake
Automatic chilli farms 🌶
the house + alex ugly room 
stabby stab stab
(wait, its a sword not a dagger)
Potatoes work well, try to save money to get blueberries in summer, fishing might be a good way to squeeze the most out of spring
I just wanted to say
the first thing they should save up on is the backpack and strawberries
I really suck at fishing
whats a room got to do with anything
ill shut up since we wont benefit from this
Literally everything
Strawberries are gone 💀
bruh i wanna know tho
i will benefit from knowing what a room has to do with love
I'm sad
Backpack indeed, they are on 20th already so no mo strawberries :(
I have no riches
alex's ugly room doesnt fit with my decorations and aesthetic of the HOUSE
penny must be a carpenter or something wtf
sham dam lam
it's not his fault he was left by his dad and had to move in with his grandparents

bro were talking abt rooms wtf
You could try getting the training rod from willy
well that's the reason he has that room
his choice of aesthetics is not his fault because he has a tragic backstory
yep

Bro went straight for the neck
bruh i would literally suck on alex
what
ok
🤨
What
Stardew valley is just a village of depressed and drunk people
📸
suddenly my name is alex 
bruh i'm sorry but it's fr
WHAT 😭😭
SRY LMFAO
😳
I WAS JOKING 😭
kinda sus
flert
This chat lmao
YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF
governor where lvl up?
is lonely af
is gay
im not lonely i got emily
pixels*
ngl whenever i marry someone i wanna divorce them. im over emily i wanna be w ||sewer guy||
DAAAAAMN
online gf
bye-
abigail is e-girl gf
discord kitten 😳😫
EW WHAT
kitten get on bedwars, your making me angy uwu
Clint is a Reddit mod, change my mind
NO NOT JUST LEWIS, CLINT TOO.
I wanted to be friends with all the townspeople so I gave them all bouquets and got them to 10 hearts but now they hate me
NO CUZ LITERALLY
TRUE CLUNT 😡😡😡
Character most likely to pour milk before cornflakes?
homelss guy
good
hello gay chat
Bruh Linus ain't even got a bowl to pour stuff in 💀
wizard
discord mods are good bruh
stop dont do him like that
well some are
- reddit mod
Tf was that
what do you guys say
lumberjack or forager?
idk-

capybara getting a fade
ive got banned from a server by being a haley simp
forager
why are capybaras all over tiktok tho
Forager
dies
Maybe its a sign
uncultured swines
haley is mean i dont like her, but ngl i kinda wanna divorce emily and marry her
okay thanks :D
Literally
go for it
u into mean girls?
Haley>>>
stop divorcing everyone bruh
was it an alex server
its so hard to stay with people
HOW
haley is the only mean girl i like
Aren't you the one who married everybody?🤨
tough luck, she mellows out once you befriend her
idk it was something like "Stardew valley safe haven" or some shi
Lmao
does not sound like a safe haven
i like that 
Literally
yeah, I never divorced them tho lol
theres a legit rule, if you're a haley/alex simp you'll get banned
dafaq
What
Bruh
i trolled with the server before i got banned 
ngl as there should be, haley is awful
safe haven moment
you tryna start something here?
what server?
always
no <3
idk anymore, it was like a year ago
dang ok
why is there so many haley haters
Haley> Leah
2017 was when haley was hated all over the place
Which is the most universally hated character iyo
clint
Morris
naur cuz morris is kindaaa
soap is a clint lover
how so
leah is nice
easy to friend
Haley only is nice when you friend her
she's sleeping centered
girl ur tastes are weird asf
me >>> everyone else
Morris is bad
but joja isnt
Ima be honest leah is kinda plain
haley
pierre
Oop
this
leah is basic bruh /j
Conflicting opinions

but put my name on it
Boring not /j
Ok... Thoughts on penny?
you can't say leah is basic when penny exists
i wish u could marry the wizard, or marnie
Can you have babies with the characters and do the devilz tango
why pierre tho? T_ T
no, there can be only one
both basic
Even more plain than leah
true, shes way too overrated that ill get attacked in a few seconds now
everyone just says shes nice, nothing else?
it can be
me> strxw >>>>> everyone
Thoughts on emily?
Insane
takes to long to explain
yes this is great
emily is fun crystal girl leave her alone
emily looks like shes on some breaking bad shit
abigail eats rocks

Emily is crazy and amazing
Literally
what else would u do w them?
bad haircut imo 😭
make salt
I think leah, abigail and sam are probably the only people in sdv, everyone else is made of cardboard
okay but mods yk
Thoughts on the boomer has a sick haircut?
if i showed u a haley mod, would u think shes hot
yeah
o/
Holy crap
maru is undderated imo
thats not a salute man
Agreed
she could be the hottest person ever, doesnt change the fact that she's mean
It's a wave
alright im gonna go
thats a wave
maru is a NERD
o7 o/ o7 o/
and she hates prismatic shards like why is she being different for no reason, shes not quirky shes a freak
before fighting happens
yes but it could mean another thing
You have math in your user
math
ok? math club
alright byee!♥️
nothing wrong with nerds at least one of you has to be smart in the relationship
gudbai
byee
fair enough lmao
math club!
bye
When do you get the kitchen?
10kg
robin

go to robin
upgrade ur house
hi so i noticed you put sebastian in D tier
bring stuff needed. like rocks and woods?
10k at robbin
you need stone and wood aswell
I mean, when do YOU get the kitchen in your playthroughs?
yea, i mean stone lol.
what we said..
LMFAO
I forgot you could even romance harvey

doctor boring



gold
take this