stardew-valley

[cobalt hare]

thank you chonker

[last zephyr]

So theres nothing more?

[distant sphinx]

[distant sphinx]

yeah sad

[fossil spear]

The dog putside granny's house. Will it ever come out

[warm stag]

Yes.

[distant sphinx]

||yes you have to give the trash bear by the sewers a bunch of food and he'll clean up the town||

[uneven tendon]

does anyone out here hate Morris

[warm stag]

But it will only stick its head out

[distant sphinx]

trash bear starts appearing on y3

[fossil spear]

||TRASH BEAR?? ||

[distant sphinx]

ye

[fossil spear]

Oh

[warm stag]

I totally thought he was a raccoon

[fossil spear]

That looks like one

[distant sphinx]

it's called trash bear though ;/

missed opportunity

[uneven tendon]

[oak cedar]

I still need to do that

Stupid red snapper I keep forgetting to fish for it

[distant sphinx]

at least it didn't ask for an octopus 💀

[warm stag]

Oh no. Luckily it shows up in the 3 seasons

You just need a rain totem for winter

[shell snow]

I need help pls

[distant sphinx]

the trash bear appears on non rainy days

not the other way around

[peak cargo]

Hmm… forgot he existed… you don’t need to do him for perfection at least lol

[warm stag]

I was talking about catching a red snapper, I’m way past trash bear

[distant sphinx]

ohh sorry lol

[shell snow]

i just bought game and my mouse is constantly in up left corner

[distant sphinx]

are you pc or console?

[shell snow]

pc

[distant sphinx]

then

try moving the mouse

[shell snow]

💀

i can't that is a problem, when I move him he's back there

[cobalt hare]

Did you buy it from steam?

[oak cedar]

Omg 💀

[shell snow]

yes

[cobalt hare]

Wdym "when i move him back he's there"

[distant sphinx]

it could be a problem with your mouse

try asking in #vanilla-tech-support

[cobalt hare]

^^

[shell snow]

mouse constatly back on his own

[cobalt hare]

Do you currently have any mods installed?

[covert solar]

what's better? animal crops worth 20% more or crops worth 10% more? i think crops

[distant sphinx]

tiller

[oak cedar]

Crops

[distant sphinx]

because it leads to artisan the best perk in the game

[vast spear]

what do i do with this again?

[distant sphinx]

use it

[vast spear]

but where?

[oak cedar]

Right click?

[distant sphinx]

yeah

[oak cedar]

Or left click?

Idk

[severe raptor]

finally got the sturgeon oml

[little laurel]

Just got 199 starfruit

[severe raptor]

holy cow !

[little laurel]

can't wait for my second batch of starfruit

I planted around 300

with deluxe fertilizer

so most of it is like gold

109 gold. 59 silver and 31 normal ones

[vast spear]

fuck you linus

[little laurel]

Linus done northing wrong

[vast spear]

im on a quest to earn 25,000 in winter with no crops 😢 and this guy stole all my money

[little laurel]

bruh just do fishing and you're fine

[distant sphinx]

that's like a week of fishing

even if you're lazy

[vast spear]

to be fair I already have like 18k

oops it's 17K now, since Linus stole my money

[little laurel]

does pierre give more money or does lewis? because I have 199 starfruit on me

[peak cargo]

The bin and Pierre sell for the same

[hallow mist]

Linus rly just bushwhacks you

fuck

[willow jetty]

i cant decide if i wanna plan out my farm or just wing it help

[little laurel]

damn.

I think I might just wait it out and save up my starfruit to make them into wine then put them into the celler once it's done

[peak cargo]

Winging it is more fun. For as good as a planned out farm looks, I like a bit of chaos in my farms

[winged jay]

nice

[little laurel]

that is very nice

[vast spear]

i know the perfect place for this

[little laurel]

level 80 of the mines

the red lake

[last zephyr]

It counts if u get em from crab traps?

[vast spear]

ye xD

[little laurel]

Likely Joja cola is trash

[cobalt hare]

that take always surprises me because why would he need money since he left this exact life behind

[wicked thorn]

[cobalt hare]

the spa pond?

[wicked thorn]

[cobalt hare]

that's actually the only thing not counted as such for this quest

[vast spear]

uhhh he's a hypocrite or smth

[wicked thorn]

[cobalt hare]

there's no logical reason to assume so, that's my whole point

he eats the forage he finds and bathes in a lake, dude doesn't need to steal your money

[neat iris]

people plan out their farms..

💀

[cobalt hare]

you can wing it for now and plan it later taking it step by step

[wicked thorn]

Am I the only one who gives him food daily-

[cobalt hare]

or whichever is more fun to you, personally

[cobalt hare]

I am the same way every time I go to the mines I give him some of my mining food

[wicked thorn]

The man gets my 5 star, hand crafted basically gold infused meals

[winged jay]

uh again ?

[wicked thorn]

Dino egg

[cobalt hare]

oh you mean cooked dishes! nice

[wicked thorn]

he do be spoiled

[cobalt hare]

ooo a rare item

[wicked thorn]

[winged jay]

first diamond and now this

[wicked thorn]

New fav emote

[carmine umbra]

Hey ho!!

[carmine umbra]

Oh

My

God

YES

[wicked thorn]

[spiral sparrow]

Am i the only one finding half of the commujity projects unattainable?

[cinder plank]

where should be the most profitable fishing spots to sit around when i want to fish for each season?(currently on middle of fall rn)

[vast spear]

wait should I put my prismatic shard into a chrismatium or smth

[spiral sparrow]

Likegather 80 hardwood or 100 bones? Sheesh that'# a lot

[distant sphinx]

Not really

Just annoying to get

[carmine umbra]

[vast spear]

bundle no #3 done

[vast spear]

also I'm gonna experiment with this

[white spindle]

are mayonnaise and jellies profitable if i make tons of them and sell them?

[spiral sparrow]

Congrats!!!

[wicked thorn]

[distant sphinx]

Yes they're more profitable than the normal crops/eggs

[white spindle]

thank you!!

[carmine umbra]

Grats

[distant sphinx]

It's almost always more profitable to process your goods

[vast spear]

how long does it take the crystalarium to produce copies?

[distant sphinx]

Depends on the gemstone

[vast spear]

what about a prismatic shard then?

[distant sphinx]

Can't use pris shards

[vast spear]

noo this sucks

[distant sphinx]

There is an endgame item that dupes pris shards though

At that point it's pretty useless

[cinder plank]

upitty up

[distant sphinx]

Beach or mountain lake

[vast spear]

yay!!

[torn blade]

Guys if you're gonna post spoilers spoiler tag them

[upbeat crescent]

What are the best fish to put in the pond?

[torn blade]

For example ||Galaxy sword|| is a pretty big spoiler

[vast spear]

is it though?

[torn blade]

Yes

[vast spear]

how come?

[distant sphinx]

Lava eel

It isn't according to pins but better to spoiler just incase

[torn blade]

I guess as long as you don't show how you got it it doesn't need spoiler tag...

[static canopy]

yeah

[distant sphinx]

Yeah

Like sc doesn't need spoilers as long as no elaboration is given

[static canopy]

Lol

[distant sphinx]

No since post cc

[static canopy]

true

[distant sphinx]

Now delete

[upbeat crescent]

one more please. I have two ponds

[distant sphinx]

Blobfish or super cucumber

[static canopy]

sturgeon

for caviar

[distant sphinx]

It's post cc so you're not even supposed to mention it 😭

[torn blade]

I spoiler tagged

[distant sphinx]

Eh

[split lance]

i just reached level 5 foraging and i dont know if i should choose forester or gatherer :,

[torn blade]

Also Amby people don't know what it means

[distant sphinx]

Whatever

[winged jay]

bruh

[torn blade]

Gatherer

[vast spear]

doesn't matter, you're not allowed to talk about post-cc at all

[distant sphinx]

Gatherer 💯

[split lance]

thank you!!

[vast spear]

mmm gatherer

[distant sphinx]

Then botanist at level 10

[torn blade]

Ok I deleted the message

[upbeat crescent]

Ok, Sturgeon, super cucumber and lava eel. thanks!

[slow yew]

[crude wolf]

hey uh
im relatively experienced minus 1.5, but
random question - its summer 18th - is it too late to plant melons even if i use speed-gro?

[cobalt hare]

Well, they take 12 days

[crude wolf]

right, and is speed gro consistent?

[cobalt hare]

Idk how much speed-gro reduces that by

[crude wolf]

speed-gro is 10% reduction

[torn blade]

10%

[crude wolf]

i think it might make them available to harvest on the 28th?

but also it might be just one day off

[cobalt hare]

That'd give you 10.8 days

[crude wolf]

darn. thats... really close

[cobalt hare]

12 - 10%

Idk how the rounding works, but it might round up to 11 days

Given its .8 ( over .5 )

[crude wolf]

if i had bought them yesterday - oh wait i COULDNT thanks pierre

lmao

[dusty ibex]

so it’d take 10 days

[cobalt hare]

If you plant today

[crude wolf]

so wait... its JUST gonna work out if i plant 18th? oh my god. clutch lmao

[dusty ibex]

yeah

[cobalt hare]

You can harvest on the 28th, given they take 10 days

[crude wolf]

i certainly didnt wanna have to reset this day since i got a mahogany seed in secret woods

(i bought the speed gro and seeds already)

[cobalt hare]

I never reset days

[dusty ibex]

a mahogany seed isn’t such a rare drop so it’s ok

[crude wolf]

i tend not to

[cobalt hare]

Its more interesting to me that way

Unless i accidentally close the window ofc

[crude wolf]

actually i dont think i have on this file

[cobalt hare]

( i play in windowed mode )

[crude wolf]

this is a relatively newer file, i kinda had a hiatus, stopped playing after playing through a decent bit of 1.4 with a friend

kept getting panicked and stuck on which farm type to choose, a friend finally helped me settle on riverlands, because its unique

[cobalt hare]

I just chose the standard one for my current playthrough :)

[crude wolf]

riverlands is nice and unique, its fun to work around
all the farms are just too good though

[dusty ibex]

id say always go for standard on ur first play

[crude wolf]

well, this aint my first playthrough

[dusty ibex]

people tend to not really like river lane because it’s really small

there’s just not enough space

[crude wolf]

i was thinking of choosing beach because i dont really have a care for sprinklers myself

but yeah. not gonna second guess myself - im midway through summer lol

riverlands is interesting
i think if hilltop was a little different i wouldve chosen it

just wanted something that wasnt standard, forest, or four corners. and my friend convinced me riverlands is neat

[white spindle]

omg... i selled all my mayonnaise and i got nothing

[cobalt hare]

Glad you like it :)

[white spindle]

girlll....

[crude wolf]

lmao i forgot i planted pinecones in the backwoods. its like a tree maze is forming

[winged jay]

potato empire

[cobalt hare]

Heck yeah!

[crude wolf]

woo

[marble raptor]

what's the best way to farm mudstone?

[white spindle]

do i sell my mayonnaise to pierre for money?

[ashen flume]

Yeah sure,or just sell it through the shipping bin

[white spindle]

i put the mayonnaise inside the bin but nothing i happened i received no money

[ashen flume]

Did you sleep?

[white spindle]

yes i did

[marble raptor]

it always works for me

I didn't even know you can sell direct to Pierre

[ashen flume]

Damn no screen that says how much you made with what you sold that day ?

[spiral sparrow]

Is it bad that i'm making a livjng out of gold farming XD

[ashen flume]

Like,Gold ore?

[spiral sparrow]

Yup

[marble raptor]

no wrong way of playing!

[spiral sparrow]

I'm on year 2, i grow a bit of crops but i keep digging for gold

[white spindle]

should i buy a bigger coop or upgrade my house?

[ashen flume]

If marrying or cooking isnt a priority rn,get the coop

[white spindle]

ok coop!!!

ill marry shane later 🥰

[ashen flume]

I mean theres defo better uses for it and other ways to make money but you do you,if it works then sure

[white spindle]

should i buy a barn or bigger coop?

[teal cloak]

Id say barb

[ashen flume]

I go for barn first

[teal cloak]

barn*

[ashen flume]

Then upgrades

[white spindle]

buying barn will unlock cows right?

[crude wolf]

oh right uh
when is it better to sell wild seeds than the forage items themselves? i assume depends on quality?

[teal cloak]

ye

[ashen flume]

Yep

[teal cloak]

Just sell seeds, excepy winter

except*

[crude wolf]

oh right i remember hearing that now

[ashen flume]

Just dont forget to get a bucket

[earnest crow]

I just collected 2000 woods and made 200 bars. How close i am to “no life” achievement.💀

[teal cloak]

200 bars of what?

[earnest crow]

100 iron 100 copper

[teal cloak]

Not that no life

I make that amount of iridium ore after each round

[earnest crow]

I know but it took sooo much.

[teal cloak]

Get better tools?

[cinder carbon]

Lol 5 frozen geodes from a fishing chest

Then 2 jade on the next cast. I don't trust that fortune teller

[winged jay]

well i do

[cinder carbon]

I love that item, I always keep it around for decoration

[maiden atlas]

on a very displeased day, day 7 spring year one, I got in multiple chests, a diamond, an ancient doll, a rusty trident, and 4 amythest.

[cinder carbon]

This is why I love fishing

[maiden atlas]

yep

[winged jay]

agree

[cinder carbon]

And I always go pirate

Luck only affects spawn rate, not contents, right?

[winged jay]

yea the contents are random

[cinder carbon]

I was kind of hoping to get a neptunes glaive early in this save but hasn't happened yet

[silent anvil]

hey guys

[maiden atlas]

and a disc? nice

[maiden atlas]

Idk, I prefer the trident, glaive is pretty slow. I still use it though

[marble raptor]

can you ||incubate|| the dino egg before donating to Gunther?

[cinder carbon]

Yes

[marble raptor]

oo nice

[maiden atlas]

you should, yes

[cinder carbon]

You should, because then you get more free ones

[winged jay]

yea i know it stupid to just give him

[marble raptor]

sweet I suck at mines

[thorn raven]

hey everyone! is ||botanist|| or ||tracker|| better profession?

[ashen flume]

Botanist

[cinder carbon]

Botanist by far

[thorn raven]

thanks y’all!

[south scroll]

Botanist for iridium quality truffles

[wind galleon]

how do i make coffee

[south scroll]

5 beans on kegs

[wind galleon]

k

[winged jay]

unless you fining luck ring then Botanist

[rocky veldt]

Well im farming lvl 5 and i picked "Farmer". is this the way?

[cinder carbon]

Tiller?

Yeah you want that for artisan, which is completely broken

[rocky veldt]

The one that gives 20% up value to livestock produces

[cinder carbon]

Oh rancher

Because you're usually processing your animal products, tiller to artisan is better

[cobalt hare]

What's up

[potent saffron]

havent played stardew for a whole night im in recovery 🙏

[winged jay]

pootis bird

[cobalt hare]

Pootis

Just fished up an emerald

who aside from penny likes it

I don't want to waste it on miss. boring

[small bison]

emily

[crude tapir]

loves* emily clint and dwarf

[cobalt hare]

thanks

[small bison]

also whatsbthe chance of prismatic shard from drops/normal cave?

[cobalt hare]

when's emily's birthday

[crude tapir]

spring 27th

[cobalt hare]

Oof I need to wait a year

Ig I'll give it now

Yoo look at all these gems I got form fishing

This is my lucky day

[cinder carbon]

@small bison mines? Really low, .05% I think

[lost thistle]

hi kids

[lost thistle]

koo

[small bison]

i like those odds, im a pussy and dont wanna explore ||sc||

[cinder carbon]

Good luck!

[cobalt hare]

should I donate the emerald and diamond to the museum of keep it?

[spring tide]

should i choose fruit bats or mushrooms for in my cave?

[cobalt hare]

fruit bats

free fruit

[crude tapir]

mushroom for early money and energy
bats for cc and gifting

[lost thistle]

i like mushrooms

[cinder carbon]

I like mushrooms, but either is fine

[visual quail]

I like mushrooms too, but yea makes no difference later on

[clever spire]

MARCUS

[cobalt hare]

I'm 11 days into summer year one bruh

Can you upgrade your fishing rod like you can your tools? (Ex: copper axe)

I can't make a lot of money

[cobalt hare]

Ik I upgraded it to my current max

[lost thistle]

buy from willy

[distant sphinx]

No but you can buy upgrades

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare nice work

[distant sphinx]

From willy

[gloomy mist]

no u unlock better rods as u get better fishing

[cobalt hare]

explain how aside from waiting for plants

[cobalt hare]

Ive seen someone get 1 mil gold on day one (illegally)

[cobalt hare]

Oh mk, at the fishing place then?

[cobalt hare]

thx

man roasts me then asks ot play co-op

[distant sphinx]

Yeah from willy

[cobalt hare]

Like the fishing shop or whatever

[clever spire]

yuh

[cobalt hare]

Mk, ty

the duality of man

bullying new players
asking them to co-op

Good job tho

On making money

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare yeah people forget this is literally called New Farmers. Fishing is usually the best supplimental income early on

[cobalt hare]

@cobalt hare what crops did you plant? Im curious

[cobalt hare]

15 hot peppers

15 blueberries

15 melons

Ah, blueberries are the best for summer ( ive heard )

[visual quail]

LUCY!! You're back!

[cobalt hare]

first season was 2 plants, and this is 3. I plan on increasing them as the seasons keep changing, because I'll get richer every seaosn

[distant sphinx]

Starfruit are best for summer

But you need the ||desert||

[cobalt hare]

Year one**

[cinder carbon]

@distant sphinx yeah they're year 1

[distant sphinx]

Sf is possible y1

[cobalt hare]

Bruh the lua festival is here and none of my plants have grown 😭

[distant sphinx]

Just saying

[clever spire]

i have returned from the dead lol

[cobalt hare]

What tf am I gonna do

[distant sphinx]

Fishing

[cobalt hare]

I usually plant things, water them, then fish the rest of the day :)

[cobalt hare]

In 1 hour? I that's barerly enough for 1 trash and 1 broken glasses

[visual quail]

Hahah welcome back to mortality

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare did you save any gold star crops

[cobalt hare]

takes 20 ingame minutes to catch smth, caught a soggy newspaper

[cobalt hare]

nope, they all went to pierre and friendship

[cinder carbon]

Ah well

[cobalt hare]

BRO IN 40 INGAME MINUTES I CAUGHT

1 SOGGY NEWSPAPER

1 BROKEN CD

[cinder carbon]

Where are you fishing

Try the ocean, but the better fish are hard to catch

[cobalt hare]

AND ONE DRIFTWOOD

[cobalt hare]

my farm pond

[gloomy mist]

Fish in mountain lake

[terse mauve]

farm pond is kinda trash isn't it

[gloomy mist]

In the summer

[terse mauve]

for fishing

[cobalt hare]

Don't have time in one hour

[terse mauve]

[cinder carbon]

Any chance you got a purple mushroon from the cave?

[cobalt hare]

the trip alone takes one hour

[gloomy mist]

do it the next day then

[cobalt hare]

nope sadly

[lost thistle]

@cobalt hare what farm are you using

[cobalt hare]

I don't NEED ait next day, I need it for the festival

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare yeah farm pond is all trash 😭

[cobalt hare]

fuck. welp, I'm not doing anything at the festival and it's already 9 am

[terse mauve]

wat festival

[cobalt hare]

LUA

[gloomy mist]

You can restart the day and go to the mountain lake but u can just bring a fruit

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare what do you have in storage

[cobalt hare]

lemme check

[terse mauve]

any random produce lying around might work ok ish

[cobalt hare]

4 sweet peas

[cinder carbon]

Anything silver/gold?

[marble raptor]

for casks, can you remove wine early? like if it has silver or gold on the barrel?

[gloomy mist]

Better than the joja cola I brought first year

[cobalt hare]

and 2 bug meat are hte only thing I can think of being able to pass at the luau

[lost thistle]

ok

[gloomy mist]

Yea just hit it w a pickaxe

[cobalt hare]

I have a lot of ores tho but those won't work

[lost thistle]

use fruits

[cobalt hare]

nope

[terse mauve]

is it already like night there

[marble raptor]

will I still get the wine?? O:

[terse mauve]

u could try buy smth off gus and just slap it in

[marble raptor]

it won't poof??

[gloomy mist]

Yes if its silver/gold

[marble raptor]

YAY tyyyyy

[cobalt hare]

where's the festival located

[marble raptor]

game changing

[terse mauve]

beach

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare just put in any fruit/veg/mushroom then

Go to your cave and grab whatever

[cobalt hare]

I only got 4 sweet peas

welp where is the festival I'm going there to lose my crops ain't done yet

I thought they'd be done by the festival

[gloomy mist]

Not anything from spring??

[cinder carbon]

Go harvest your cave

[cobalt hare]

What day is the strawberry event in spring?

[cobalt hare]

bro I sell all my crops except for ones for friendship

[cobalt hare]

I'm too earlygame for cave

[gloomy mist]

😟

[cobalt hare]

Nothing spawns in there

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN FESTIVAL IT'S 10 AM

[gloomy mist]

13th I think

[cobalt hare]

I need answers, QUICK

[cobalt hare]

Ohh ok i got gime

[lost thistle]

idk

[cobalt hare]

Time**

@cinder carbon

[wind galleon]

is it better to crack the omni geodes or trade them for artifact troves?

[cobalt hare]

Where's the festival

[cobalt hare]

Does alt-tabbing not pause your game

[cinder carbon]

Luau is at the beach

[cobalt hare]

it does

[cobalt hare]

finally thank you

[gloomy mist]

Ur y5 so trade them atp

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare you can prepare for next year. Toss some forage in the potluck

[lost thistle]

year 5!

that is a lot of playing

[wind galleon]

like a month

[lost thistle]

wow

[gloomy mist]

I'm on y6 on my farm on my xbox 😭

[cobalt hare]

I somehow spent 12 hours on 7 days

[lost thistle]

i've had 2 year 3 farms with buddies

[cobalt hare]

mfw expensive

[cobalt hare]

tossed 4 sweetpeas

[gloomy mist]

don't buy that even when u have money

[cobalt hare]

when does it start\

[cobalt hare]

why

[gloomy mist]

speak to lewis

[gloomy mist]

Too expensive

[cobalt hare]

I heard it's good for money

[gloomy mist]

Seed are cheaper

[cobalt hare]

oh thanks

what does the winner of the luau festival get

please don't be smth good

[gloomy mist]

you can't win

[graceful steppe]

bro its actually funny how some people are lol, man came to join my game and just started demanding the mods / invite code, didnt even say hi lol, then he called me gay for not giving it to him XD

[cobalt hare]

oh, good then

[cobalt hare]

imagine still thinking gay is an insult

[serene walrus]

gain some Friendship with everyone if you put best stuff in

[cobalt hare]

People suck

[graceful steppe]

for real

[cobalt hare]

Gay is a compliment smfh

man's lying it's too good

[serene walrus]

Lol

[cobalt hare]

I have 3 people with 2 hearts

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare it affects freindship with everyone. Next year grow a bunch of cauliflower and save a gold one

[cobalt hare]

like 8 with 1

and abby with 7

[graceful steppe]

whenever people say it to me, i just roll with it to make em mad lol

[cobalt hare]

aight

man now everyone gonna hate me. I should've just stayed home

[cobalt hare]

I just go "Women are hot man, what do you want me to do about it? It's not like you disagree" ( usually its a guy saying that to me )

[maiden atlas]

you could revert the save

[mint ruin]

what did you put in??

[cobalt hare]

4 sweet peas

[cobalt hare]

that's for pussies

[solid thicket]

Hello

[mint ruin]

ah. Lesson learned

[maiden atlas]

I like putting his shorts in

[cobalt hare]

I didn't have anything man

only sweet peas

[graceful steppe]

its literally always guys who try to make that insult, im a guy and im into women but for the 2 minutes i get to annoy them I just roll with it until they block me

[cobalt hare]

His underwear

[gloomy mist]

I shouldve done that i forgot this year💔

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare what's your total earnings?

[gloomy mist]

Cranberries

[serene walrus]

Hiii welcome

[cobalt hare]

20 smth k

[solid thicket]

Thanks :>

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare grind real quick, fishing for a couple days will do it, you want 25k total

[cobalt hare]

why

[gloomy mist]

For money

And fishing exp

[cobalt hare]

yes but besides that

[gloomy mist]

For the cc

[graceful steppe]

oh and btw while im here @cosmic pelican is homophobic, so like dont interact if he is trying to start things with you

[gloomy mist]

What other motivation do u need

[cobalt hare]

aight

[solid thicket]

I don’t wanna say my farms name lol

[cinder carbon]

@cobalt hare at 25k your cave opens

[gloomy mist]

get the fruit cave it's better

[cobalt hare]

aight thanks

[maiden atlas]

and treasure

[cinder carbon]

@graceful steppe lol yeah he DMed me too I just ignored it

[maiden atlas]

well, they are really about the same, mushrooms is more profit, fruit is more useful

[cobalt hare]

15 pepers grew. how many to keep

[graceful steppe]

yea he the one who tried to join my game and just started demanding things, glad i found out what type of guy he was cause i dont play with people like that

[cobalt hare]

who?

[gloomy mist]

1 for cc and if u want to give gifts to Shane and Lewis they're loved

[maiden atlas]

you could give them to shane

[cobalt hare]

this guy?

[cobalt hare]

I alrady do that every week

[graceful steppe]

yes, that guy

[warm stag]

I do the bat cave because later you will have access to a mushroom cave

[cobalt hare]

good thing my online doesn't work lol

[cinder carbon]

How much refined quartz do I realistically need

[graceful steppe]

all of it :)

[cobalt hare]

What do i give to Lewis for his birthday? ( year 1 day 7 )

[atomic elk]

Can someone help me with naming my goats please?

[warm stag]

Daffodil probably. The better the quality the more the friendship points

[cinder carbon]

@atomic elk The GOAT

[atomic elk]

@cinder carbon Ooh thank you, what should I name my second one though?

[hasty sage]

i think he likes peppers a lot or that was another person

[cinder carbon]

I'm on a Goat
We all Goat Down Here

[cobalt hare]

FUCK

[warm stag]

Yeah. But who has peppers first year?

[gloomy mist]

dw you can change the name if u don't like it later

[cobalt hare]

tomorrow is alex's birthday but I already given him 2 gifts this week

[cinder carbon]

Goatmeal

[gloomy mist]

That rlly sucks he's gonna hate u for that

[hasty sage]

I do

[cobalt hare]

everybody

[warm stag]

Traveling cart?

[cobalt hare]

Ah i have one of those i think, only silver tho

[maiden atlas]

you can gift 3 times if it is b day

[atomic elk]

Thank you! I didn't know that actually

[cobalt hare]

good, he will surerly love my sweet pea

B)

[maiden atlas]

I give him rotted plant. I hate him

[dry pollen]

I have a big melon blocking my way into my field, do I really have to tear down my fence to get to my other melons?

[cobalt hare]

I wanna friend everyone

[gloomy mist]

Do you have eggs

[warm stag]

1st year? His birthday is in spring isn’t it?

[dry pollen]

I got super unlucky the giant one is right in front of my gate

[cobalt hare]

no chickens

[untold matrix]

when does the mines open

[cobalt hare]

whose birthday

[warm stag]

Lewis

[cobalt hare]

oooh you can't actually gift him peppers

[gloomy mist]

5th day of spring I think

[cobalt hare]

first year

[gloomy mist]

his is the 7th

[cobalt hare]

me just waiting for the week to end so I can get abby to 8 hearts

[gloomy mist]

I'm so lazy ab friendship first year I got the wizard and haley and marnie

[cobalt hare]

I regret so much forgetting to fertilize my plants at the start of the season

now I can't do anything about it

[cobalt hare]

why those 3 specifically

[gloomy mist]

Haley for the flower dance wizard to change my appearance marnie to get shorts

[cobalt hare]

why haley tho

[gloomy mist]

Flower dance

Either her or Shane and haleys the loml

[cobalt hare]

loml

[arctic flicker]

How far away can you plant rice shoots from a body of water?

[graceful steppe]

Id be really cool if there was modded LFG T-T

[cobalt hare]

love ofm y life?

of my*

I keep forgetting about shane's 2 heart event man

Today I'll do it

[maiden atlas]

ye, basically everyone is easier to gift

[cobalt hare]

oh

[lost thistle]

[maiden atlas]

directly next to it I think, but there is no point really to grow large amounts

[cobalt hare]

Can I visit this place

not the beach the stone

[craggy nacelle]

nope

[blazing python]

Well it seems that you already have the attribute of the stone :)

[cobalt hare]

sad

[wary hemlock]

it's lonely for a reason

[craggy nacelle]

it's just a very small stone next to the docks

[ashen flume]

The stone is just there

[cobalt hare]

Says who

[maiden atlas]

no, it is not involved in anything

[cobalt hare]

sad

[gloomy mist]

L

[maiden atlas]

I don't even think it has a collider

[cobalt hare]

I am trying to get marnie to 2 hearts for lewis' pants

[blazing python]

It was a joke on how you are lonely.

[cobalt hare]

more sad

[arctic flicker]

So will it not work two blocks away?

[gloomy mist]

Get haley to 14 hearts

[cobalt hare]

well I am not

[cobalt hare]

I am not maryring that spoiled barbie girl

[gloomy mist]

She's just blonde

Misunderstood💔

[maiden atlas]

||just craft a staircase for pants slot, it will turn into them||

[cobalt hare]

and acts like a spoiled rich kid

[craggy nacelle]

i think it works upto 3 blocks

[wary hemlock]

haley? Smh

[maiden atlas]

also, her gifts suck

[gloomy mist]

?? Just give her daffodils

[arctic flicker]

Okay thanks!

[gloomy mist]

Sunflowers

Easy asf

[cobalt hare]

I think i like Abigial or Emily

[maiden atlas]

no, after marriage

[cobalt hare]

fuck haley

[gloomy mist]

Too bad

[cobalt hare]

Do gifts change after that?

[clever spire]

[cobalt hare]

abigail for life

You just like e-girls /hj

No

[clever spire]

i have a goth haley mod

[cobalt hare]

Omg

[cobalt hare]

still doesn't change her spoiled personality

Goth haley is uh... interesring ha-

[clever spire]

who care bruh she’s fictional 💀

[warm stag]

I wanna see

[cobalt hare]

my second choice of wife would've been leah tbh

[ashen flume]

They mean the things she gives you after marriage

[clever spire]

i like how mean she is

[ashen flume]

All spouses do that

[cobalt hare]

I know but it's annoying to life with a spoiled brat

[cobalt hare]

how mean she is isn't the problem

[clever spire]

theeeen

[warm stag]

Krobus is my housemate and he gives me lucky lunches :3

[gloomy mist]

Bc u have 1 heart W her

[cobalt hare]

It's how she acts. Selfies, mall, shopping

That one sports guy is nice :) i forgot his name tho

she's the stereotypical 16 y/o girl

[gloomy mist]

Literally none of those things are bad

[cobalt hare]

But she isn't 16

[warm stag]

Alex

[cobalt hare]

The one always standing there with a football

[cobalt hare]

They aren't but I find em annoying

[cinder carbon]

Yeah even after she "turns around" I find Haley a bit too superficial

[cobalt hare]

yeah he's cool

[cobalt hare]

Probably, he's kinda cute

[steep harness]

my game doesn't open can someone help me

[gloomy mist]

sucks for u

[cobalt hare]

she literally ignores you like 70% of the time

[cobalt hare]

nah it's good for me cause I don't wanna live with her lol

[clever spire]

we all have our opinions bestie

[cobalt hare]

Are you using any mods?

[warm stag]

Are you on PC?

[cinder carbon]

@steep harness #vanilla-tech-support

[cobalt hare]

only reason I befriend her is for heart events

[ashen flume]

That happened to me,i just enabled the compatibility version

And now i cant use mods

[cobalt hare]

UI Suite is super nice

[clever spire]

r u modded ?

[cobalt hare]

Idk if i could play much without it

[steep harness]

i don't use mods, it was going to be the first time I would open the game

[cobalt hare]

I always forget how many days are left on plants and stuff

[steep harness]

yes

[cobalt hare]

Did you purchase it from steam?

[clever spire]

ok so u r modded

#archived-modded-support is where to go

[ashen flume]

Btw is your pc 32 bit

[cobalt hare]

bnro said he doesn't use mods bruh

They just said they dont use mods

[steep harness]

yes

[cobalt hare]

he said it's the first time he opens the game are you blind or you can't read

You ok Lucy? /lh

[clever spire]

he said it would b the fist time

[lost thistle]

how old am i in this game

[cobalt hare]

tf does lh mean

Lighthearted

[cobalt hare]

how old you want, min 18

Ask in #vanilla-tech-support

that wasn't related to his question

[lost thistle]

i think the character is at least 20

[cobalt hare]

What tf he just left

Oh, alright then

[split lance]

is there any way to change my name/gender after i have started the game? if yes, how please i made a typo in my name :,

[clever spire]

lmdao💀

[cobalt hare]

Restart farm

[lost thistle]

in the intro after grandpa gives you the note it says xx years later

[storm gazelle]

yes, ||wizard's basement||

[cobalt hare]

I mean i know you can with Smapi

[steep harness]

thanks

[gloomy mist]

Yeah u can

[cobalt hare]

But idk how without mods

[gloomy mist]

Bit later in the game but u can

[cobalt hare]

wait

if you're at the start of the game just delete farm and start new one

if you made progress you don't wanna delete befriend the wizard

[serene walrus]

||4 hearts with wizard go to his basement||

[ashen flume]

20 years later,but the cutscene at the beggining could be when the farmer is a kid

[cobalt hare]

If you have mods there are console commands you can do with smapi

To change name and stuff

[lost thistle]

yeah so farmer is at least 20 right

[blazing python]

You mare a typo

[cobalt hare]

which part of the mod is cindersap forest

[ashen flume]

Yeah

[lost thistle]

[cobalt hare]

at least 25

grandpa wouldn't be writing a letter to a 1 year old

[ashen flume]

Yeah

[lost thistle]

i like to think of farmer as like 22 or 23

[clever spire]

thank u for letting me know

[gloomy mist]

to read later

[blazing python]

c:

[cobalt hare]

yeah but not at 1 years old lol

[gloomy mist]

When the can read

[cobalt hare]

Id like to think my character was the same age as me ( 18 )

[lost thistle]

since its spring 1 when you wake up, doesn't that make it winter 28 in the intro

[worthy kettle]

late game tips?? i have literally no clue what i should be doin rn lol… also whats the best summer crop

[gloomy mist]

Starfruit/blueberries

[lost thistle]

ah here we are

i made my farm finally i have time to play

[cobalt hare]

how many minutes is 2 ingame hours

[cobalt hare]

is it riverland

[lost thistle]

yep

[cobalt hare]

bruh try smth new

[lost thistle]

i haven't used it in a year and a half so i just wanted to try

[cobalt hare]

Oh alright then

[cobalt hare]

Have fun

[lost thistle]

thanks

[cobalt hare]

marry abby\

[lost thistle]

why

[cobalt hare]

🔫

[lost thistle]

Lol

[cobalt hare]

do it

._.

[lost thistle]

Ok

should i just clear out my farm i dont really know how to play solo

[cobalt hare]

Just cause you have an ||eternal hard-on|| for her doesn't mean we all do

/j

why tf does my left arm looks like this while laughing

it's so hort

Hort

short

[cobalt hare]

shut it

[cobalt hare]

^

[serene walrus]

Hort ahha

[cobalt hare]

She is cute tho

[blazing python]

I cant unsee that now

[cobalt hare]

Looks like a stub

takin a cold one with shane

WHY AM I GLOWING

[graceful steppe]

might be

the lantern

[cobalt hare]

I LEFT

STILL FLASHING

WHAT WAS IN THAT BOTTLE SHANE

[graceful steppe]

hm-

you better go to bed soon lol

[cobalt hare]

UH OH

[lost thistle]

what should i do on the first day

[cinder carbon]

@lost thistle give linus a gift

[cobalt hare]

ok me sleepy

[lost thistle]

ok i will

what does he like

[graceful steppe]

talk to people, maybe clear a small spot for farming stuff

[cobalt hare]

linus tech tips

[cobalt hare]

Drugs

NOO IT'S RAINING

[lost thistle]

thanks

[visual quail]

Linus likes pretty much all foragables

[cinder carbon]

@lost thistle find a leek

[cobalt hare]

I can't do ale'x 2 heart event :((

alex's

yay my melons gew

grew

who loves melons

[frozen pilot]

I missed 1 villager for the greeting mission for week mann holed up in his room everytime i want to greet him what was his name again 💀

[cinder carbon]

The governer double dips in the luau soup

[cobalt hare]

sebastion?

[cobalt hare]

Me

in game bruh

[frozen pilot]

Yes like GO OUT AEUGH

[cobalt hare]

Melons are pretty cool

irl I think everyone does

[cinder carbon]

@frozen pilot just wait until the first festival, everyone is there

[lost thistle]

i gave linus a leek

[cobalt hare]

prob on 4 chan

[thorn perch]

Blueberries > melons

[lost thistle]

now i have about 1/4 of a heart with him

[cobalt hare]

irl? no. ingame? yes

[lost thistle]

ui info suite is so cool

[cobalt hare]

In monetary value in game, yes

who loves melons in game aside from boring penny

[thorn perch]

When you say, you mean watermelon or the other kinds?

[cobalt hare]

I couldn't live without it, i always forget how much longer til my crops grow

[lost thistle]

Lol

What should i do if i am lucky today

[cobalt hare]

Mine?

[lost thistle]

?

[cobalt hare]

Go mining-

[lost thistle]

ohhhh

ok

[cobalt hare]

Or fishing

I'ma gift alex a gold melon for his birthday

[frozen pilot]

Yall did the calendar furniture at robin shop usefull?

[olive adder]

https://tenor.com/view/strawberry-harryosborn-harry-osborn-spiderman-gif-20552542

EPIC EMBED FAIl

[cobalt hare]

no just go to pierre's

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[cinder carbon]

I like to have it so you can check at the beginning of the day

[lost thistle]

who is yoba

[cobalt hare]

yoba's nu-

[olive adder]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-tobeymaguire-imissedthepartwherethatsmyproblem-gif-9838697

[lost thistle]

no

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/robin-stardew-valley-laugh-giggle-gif-20883850

[frozen pilot]

So it is a working calendar tx

[stiff fox]

yeah but better if you dont have much time in the day

[lost thistle]

i just got pink cake from trazh can

[keen geode]

what happens when an earthquake happens?

[cobalt hare]

epic die

[keen geode]

no in stardew

[cobalt hare]

die

THE MOMENT I SAID DIE

._.

I RETURN TO MY GAME AND A LIGHTNING FLASHES

[keen geode]

nothing happened tho

[cinder carbon]

@frozen pilot get the phone too

[keen geode]

seriosly tho

what happenes

[lunar oasis]

how can we play all together?

[keen geode]

co-op

[olive adder]

CODE

[graceful steppe]

just host a co-op, and send invite via steam or game code

[lunar oasis]

tnkss

[keen geode]

can i play too 😄

[olive adder]

SEND IT

NOWWOOWOW

[keen geode]

yes

[warm stag]

Can you only join if you use the PC?

[keen geode]

yes sadly

mobile doesnt have co-op yet

[warm stag]

Ohh. I’m on switch RIP

Switch has co op but I dunno if it works like that

[cinder carbon]

Switch has co-op with other switch players only

[warm stag]

Right. That’s why I said I dunno if it works like that

Bummer

[olive adder]

NO ITS ON SWITCH

☠️

[cinder carbon]

Yeah you just have to add someone as a friend

[lunar oasis]

can I play been in another country?

[olive adder]

I DONT HAVE A SWITCH

i have a wii

☠️

[hallow furnace]

Hi everyone I'm playing on a single player save file and im in winter and there isn't much I can do to make money but I need money for spring how do I make money in winter

[olive adder]

Fish

[warm stag]

Mining

Lots of mining

[visual quail]

Welcome! Animals are great at that

[olive adder]

goat cheese

[maiden atlas]

if you go above the carpenters shop, there is a staircase, that was previously not there

[hallow furnace]

Okokok thank youuuu fishing mining and animal products!! Thank youuu

[keen geode]

oh yeah thats how that opened

did an L frick

[warm stag]

Best to make sure you have good luck before going to the mines, if not, fishing is your best bet

[stiff fox]

if you dont have hay, dont get animals in winter. work on getting a silo and when grass grows, cut that to get free hay.

then buy the animals

[keen geode]

i bought 41 blueberry seeds and accidently sold them right away at pierres

[warm stag]

Also befriending Caroline because she gives you an awesome recipe when you go into the back room of her kitchen after getting 3 hearts

[keen geode]

rip my gold

[lost thistle]

LOLL

[dusky mulch]

Hi @elder canopy

[hallow furnace]

Yess I accidentally went to the desert mines on a bad luck day it wasn't very pretty

[keen geode]

I WAS SAVING UP MY GOLD SO LONG THO

[gloomy mist]

I did that and restarted the day

[stiff fox]

restart the day? thats what i do when i do something stupid lol

[keen geode]

oh yeah

[lost thistle]

sorry

[hallow furnace]

I have a silo I just have to buy a bunch of hay from marine now to keep it full

[keen geode]

but i already did some important stuff

[gloomy mist]

U can increase luck with cooking

[keen geode]

welp it is what it is

[hallow furnace]

Wait really?

[gloomy mist]

Yeah there's one called spicy eel

[keen geode]

whats the like best method for gold

[warm stag]

Yeah. But only a few items have lucky boosts

[gloomy mist]

U can buy it at the desert trader for jade I think or ruby

[warm stag]

It’s Ruby

On Sunday’s you trade jade for staircases

[stiff fox]

imo early game gold is from mining and year 1+ is truffles

[hallow furnace]

Omg that's awesome thank you

[keen geode]

mining?

[warm stag]

Welp. On my way to change my profession

[stiff fox]

monster look and minerals mostly

[keen geode]

and sell the minerals?

[stiff fox]

fishing too but i am impatient

[keen geode]

okay i can do that

i got alotta gold from fishing

so i think ill stick to it

but like ill see

[gloomy mist]

Unless u get catfish

rlly good in early game

[keen geode]

dang i need to be friends with marnie to get the short

shorts*

[warm stag]

Damn I keep checking my luck but I don’t pay attention when it comes on, this is the 3rd time I clicked to check

[serene walrus]

Lol mood

[humble drum]

lol

[warm stag]

I’m an idiot sandwich

[strange holly]

marnie especially likes diamond, and there's a double bonus when you gift her on her birthday

[keen geode]

dont got any

i only started this farm like a few days ago

havent played awhile so i came back

what are the chances for a wall basket

from the secret wood

woods*

[stiff fox]

8%

but i got it pretty quick

[oak cedar]

I got 2

Lol

Or three

Idk

[strange holly]

talking to her everyday will also raise your friendship

[keen geode]

i got one then a carp then 2 more

[keen geode]

ouhhh thats easy then

[strange holly]

and then there's your two gifts per week

[oak cedar]

Check the resquet board it's a good way to increase friendship

[strange holly]

i forgot what else marnie likes other than diamonds

[oak cedar]

Amaranth I think

Or is that a quest

I think she only likes diamonds

[halcyon abyss]

😐

She likes pumpkin pie aswell

Loves

[keen geode]

she likes quartz?

[stiff fox]

yeah

[distant sphinx]

That was uncalled for

[oak cedar]

Wait I have a chart

[keen geode]

i can do that

[strange holly]

yeah that's a quest

[distant sphinx]

If you want to be a prick just go to seasoned farmers

[static forge]

what level iridium spawn on in ||sc||

suck my aaa

obviously if I'm asking I don't fucking know

[oak cedar]

I posted a chart of loved gifts but it does have some post cc content so see at ur own risk

[quick umbra]

I recently started this game again and realized that whenever I try to go back from to my home from pelican town, it doesn't let me pass. my character just sits at the end of the screen and I'm unable to reach my home. does anyone know how to fix this?

[halcyon abyss]

Someone asked what season winter seeds grow in i dont think any question is stupider

[cobalt hare]

does the cc give money?

[static forge]

ok now that's

that's sad

[static forge]

I don't think so

[cobalt hare]

how tf did I get 3k overnight

[static forge]

if it did I didn't realize

[cobalt hare]

nah we heard about you

[strange holly]

I think last 10 levels of the mine?? or you can get them with geodes

[gritty bloom]

there are forgeable seeds tho

[cobalt hare]

you're a jackass

[quick umbra]

is this a bug? ^

[cobalt hare]

wait I forgor I sold my melons lmao

[stiff fox]

i think you can find some gud avice in #vanilla-tech-support but dont quote me on that

[cobalt hare]

lol sure but nobody's gonna play with you here go to #multiplayer-lfg-old

[static forge]

idk maybe restart ur console

[quick umbra]

okay thanks

[halcyon abyss]

The heat: ❄️

[cobalt hare]

lol your virtual wife doesn't count

[static forge]

💀

[cobalt hare]

pretty sure nobody lol

[halcyon abyss]

Can you guys not

[cobalt hare]

everybody here has a virtual wife but I don't think it counts as a player on a co-op

[cobalt hare]

he's trying to roast me, idk what he's trying to do exactly

[olive adder]

brih

[strange holly]

not sure, haven't experienced that before

[static forge]

[cobalt hare]

not rlly roast

just make fun of me

[olive adder]

nah everyone is dumb

[cobalt hare]

well you know what they say, people usually talk with people wiht their own kind

you're inside this server

then why are you in it 💀

villager moment