stardew-valley

[ornate gorge]

i love em

[quick frigate]

watermelon ik a lot of people who dont like it

[ornate gorge]

especially pickles

[soft talon]

Idk i eat everthing, im Brazillian

Lol

[ornate gorge]

watermelon i love

[prisma ridge]

Quite a bit of people don't like squash

[ornate gorge]

never ate

[soft talon]

I just dont like one fruit

[prisma ridge]

At least I don't

[ornate gorge]

which one

what fruit

[prisma ridge]

If you find the pit of a cherry, eat it, it tastes really good! /j

[sour relic]

guys

is there a way to get what i lost?

when dying

[ornate gorge]

ah yes

[sour relic]

cus i lost my sword :(

[soft talon]

Lol no need to worry, i like monki jokes

[ornate gorge]

taste of cyanide

[prisma ridge]

The adventure guild, next to the mines

[sour relic]

thx

[ornate gorge]

love it

[prisma ridge]

I mean take the pit and go cronch

[wild moss]

it is with a heavy heart that I am announcing that I fucked up

[hasty pond]

finally

[prisma ridge]

And its the more the better! If you find 4, eat them all at once! They taste to good!!

[ornate gorge]

u know those are deadly right?

[wild moss]

pumpkins with basic fertilizer are in fact not better than cranberries with basic fertilizer

[ornate gorge]

i

[wild moss]

they’re like slightly worse and it hurts a little bit

[ornate gorge]

like

[wild moss]

BUT

[distant sphinx]

pomegranate

[prisma ridge]

Pomegranate

[hasty pond]

-100000 social credit

[torn bolt]

Are you for real?

[wild moss]

it takes one preserves jar per 79 crops to make pumpkins better

[distant sphinx]

lol

[wild moss]

i relied on a computer program which was wrong and uhhh it does not feel great

[torn bolt]

Lenin I have been telling people that because i trusted your skills

[wild moss]

pumpkins are still better but in that specific scenario they’re not

[wild moss]

no no it’s still correct just not as correct

[distant sphinx]

what

[wild moss]

you get a free preserves jar from quality crops bundle

[ornate gorge]

wait

turns out

[wild moss]

which is basically enough to make pumpkins better again

[ornate gorge]

u can eat cherry pits

since

[torn bolt]

I don't know what to believe anymore

[distant sphinx]

it's still correct just not correct is what I'm hearing

[ornate gorge]

it takes like 14 to kill

mm cyanide

[wild moss]

so yeah cranberries are only better if you have a lot of money but literally no kegs or jars nor the means to make any

[ornate gorge]

delicious

[wild moss]

so cranberries are not better

[prisma ridge]

Then take 15 just to be safe buddy :D

[wild moss]

so yea we good mostly

[brisk wave]

Lenin is exploding my brain rn

[ornate gorge]

;D

[brisk wave]

Math Club is hard

[wild moss]

pumpkins still supreme but only if you’re able to make like two jars

[brisk wave]

😂 😂

[distant sphinx]

meh minor difference

still going with pumpkins just for big crop

[ornate gorge]

k ill dm u back in3 days if i dont i died of cyanide

[wild moss]

and two jars are not hard to make so pumpkins are better

[ornate gorge]

jk im not stupid

[wild moss]

and if you’re like an early game new player pumpkins are way better because cranberry seeds are too expensive

[prisma ridge]

Alright enjoy!! If you don't then please consider doing it again!

[prisma ridge]

Darn

[distant sphinx]

aren't they the same as pumpkin

[wild moss]

nah cranberry seeds are 240g apiece

if you don’t have a ton of money you can’t afford as many of them

[torn bolt]

So... When someone ask which crop is better for fall what do I say?

[wild moss]

and then they become a lot worse

[distant sphinx]

wow

[wild moss]

pumpkins

[distant sphinx]

140g difference

[wild moss]

pumpkins and process what you can

[distant sphinx]

well maybe I'll just go cranberries anyways since no replant

[wild moss]

pumpkins are less effort, they’re a better crop for early game mid game and late game players

so yeah pumpkins all the way

thank you for listening to my Ted talk

[torn bolt]

Ok I see

[wild moss]

i fucked up but not that badly

[torn bolt]

I am a believer of the math club again

[prisma ridge]

How about this, make a bullet point list of ups and downs of both pumpkins and cranberries, then you can add more to them based off of what the other bullet point list says

[wild moss]

sure

[ornate gorge]

ah yes shot glasses

[distant sphinx]

cranberry pros: no replanting

that's basically it

[hollow hornet]

lenin did u get more math club members

[wild moss]

pumpkins are

• cheap
• way more profitable if you’re poor
• a bit more profitable if youre not poor and have level 4 farming and some basic materials
• way more profitable if you have a lot of kegs and jars
• less effort to maintain

[marble raptor]

is this a bug?? I accidentally ate a ||cherry|| and it said that I found a stardrop

[distant sphinx]

therefore still better

[prisma ridge]

And can you preserve or put it in a jar?

[distant sphinx]

screenshot in #images-and-memes ?

[wild moss]

cranberries are

• a bit more profitable if you have a ton of money but you can’t make a single keg or preserves jar

[distant sphinx]

seems weird

[wild moss]

pumpkins: plant, harvest, plant, harvest

[distant sphinx]

too much effort

[wild moss]

cranberries: plant, harvest, harvest, harvest, harvest, harvest

absolutely top tier reasons

[grizzled mountain]

How many strawberries should i buy

I have 23k

[trail nest]

all of them

[grizzled mountain]

G

[prisma ridge]

As many as you can

[distant sphinx]

winter: 💀

[prisma ridge]

Go bankrupt from the strawberries

[grizzled mountain]

Ok

[charred palm]

I think pumpkin juice is way more stonk lol

[grizzled mountain]

Wait so i get starfruit in summer right ive like forgotten everything

[charred palm]

There is

[distant sphinx]

there is

[charred palm]

Fall 27

[distant sphinx]

💀

[torn bolt]

Except there is already one

[distant sphinx]

yep sf is summer

[prisma ridge]

How much do you get from pumpkins after factoring in buying them again

[charred palm]

Scroll up the ted talk just finished x)
Let me find that for you

[torn bolt]

Seems like a question for the one and only @wild moss

[wild moss]

like at least 3 dollars

[distant sphinx]

~450 per pumpkin not accounting for leveling and stuff

[hasty pond]

how much is that in sdv money

[wild moss]

nah but pumpkins are cheap it’s 100g seed for like over 400g per crop

all those maths were with seed costs factored in

[charred palm]

@prisma ridge

[prisma ridge]

Yea, but for cranberries you don't have to buy them again and again, you have to do that for pumpkins tho

[charred palm]

Again and again... You just buy them twice

[distant sphinx]

lenin just has a calculator up on another tab constantly lmao

[drifting field]

quick maffs

[distant sphinx]

full season

[charred palm]

Everyday man's on a block , smoke trees 💀

[queen merlin]

what is a math club

[distant sphinx]

club for math

[distant sphinx]

lmfaooo

[queen merlin]

how to join i mean

[torn bolt]

Oh Lord

[hollow hornet]

holy shit lenin

[torn bolt]

I have never seen so much calculators at once

[distant sphinx]

on a phone too xD

[charred palm]

Bro is a sdv villain

[queen merlin]

nvm i don't wanna join

[hollow hornet]

LMAOO

[queen merlin]

got scared shitless

[hollow hornet]

ru hi

[charred palm]

😂😂😂😂😂

[wild moss]

math club is very cool we have uh um 4 members

[queen merlin]

hindigo

[wild moss]

it’s lots of fun we do math

[queen merlin]

hows u

[distant sphinx]

spent 4 years planning pumpkin profits only to get defeated by the power of friendship 💀

[hollow hornet]

including the dead ones?

[charred palm]

😭😭😭

[trail nest]

hello stardew new farmers

[wild moss]

yes

[torn bolt]

Savage

[distant sphinx]

💀 😭

[queen merlin]

hello scary dew

[trail nest]

at the moment i am playing sims.

[hollow hornet]

i have to be caught up with the math club lore

[drifting field]

so much lore

[distant sphinx]

btw lenin you obviously can do math

[drifting field]

im too smoothbrained for math

[queen merlin]

everything happens when i sleep so i cannot even see the lore

[distant sphinx]

is artisan bonus added after quality or nah

[queen merlin]

i have no brain for math

[wild moss]

they’re multiplicative so it doesn’t matter

[hollow hornet]

eatimg, hru?

[queen merlin]

i sold my brain to get the holy gay

[queen merlin]

sleepy, reading a webtoon and checking discord from time to time

[wild moss]

quality multiplied by like 1.5 for example, artisan multiplied by 1.4

[charred palm]

Yeah it's a value that is added to each crop so 🕴️

[queen merlin]

will slep in a few minutes ig

[wild moss]

it’s the same no matter what order you do it in

[hollow hornet]

oooo webtoon, you should probs sleep soon though

[queen merlin]

ye is 2 am

[wild moss]

associative property of multiplication or whatever it’s called

[distant sphinx]

I thought it took 40% of the value and then added it

[distant sphinx]

like 40% of 10 is 4 so it would be 14

[queen merlin]

and haven't felt so sleepy in months lmao

[distant sphinx]

nvm

[torn bolt]

Tf is that

[charred palm]

😭

[torn bolt]

Lenin did you went to college for math or something?

Such a pro

[queen merlin]

is it 40% of 100 is 100% of 40

[wild moss]

(3 x 4) x 5 = 3 x (4 x 5)

[queen merlin]

ah so similar shit

[wild moss]

Eight and a half

[distant sphinx]

wat

[queen merlin]

what was commutative property or something again?

[charred palm]

Translation : I'm not doing that for you homie

[distant sphinx]

adding and multiplication order doesn't matter

[hollow hornet]

im running away from this chat rn

[charred palm]

Come and learn

[distant sphinx]

time to consult stardew profits calc

[charred palm]

🙂

[wild moss]

DONT DO THAT

[hollow hornet]

[queen merlin]

ah yes yes

[torn bolt]

Lmao

[wild moss]

PROFIT CALCULATOR SUCKS

[distant sphinx]

lol

[queen merlin]

now i feel less sleepy, smh should not have activated my nerd brain

[wild moss]

FUCK YOU THORINAIR

[distant sphinx]

it'll give an approximate at least

[wild moss]

[joke]

[charred palm]

I thought we were getting a debunk of profit calculators

[hollow hornet]

breathe lenin breathe

[distant sphinx]

a profit of around 14,975g @flat sigil

[torn bolt]

@wild moss I am genuinely curious

[wild moss]

nah it works mostly but it fucks up in a few ways

[wild moss]

no I just like putting the number in the calculator

[distant sphinx]

isn't most calculating in this game just adding and multiplying 💀

[torn bolt]

I am a fan btw

[charred palm]

Depends how far you wanna go

[distant sphinx]

yes

[queen merlin]

join the math club angel

[torn bolt]

I mean, yeah. But all that is so boring to me so i was just curious to why Lenin seems to enjoy it so much

[distant sphinx]

I guess it can be satisfying to crunch numbers for a while

however I hate math so no

[torn bolt]

Oh no i am not a math maker myself. I can spread the word tho

[wild moss]

https://m.imgur.com/a/3n7JeoX

[torn bolt]

Same

[queen merlin]

😭 😭

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[trail nest]

pam 4 life

[wild moss]

oh it broke

[queen merlin]

i like math but

[queen merlin]

joining a math club is nerd shit

[trail nest]

join pam.

[wild moss]

yeah uh I do too much math

[queen merlin]

and i am not a nerd, i am brainless lesbian

brainlesbian

[trail nest]

join pam!!!

[distant sphinx]

I still don't know what the fuck sigma notation is 😭

[wild moss]

this was to prove that pigs are not in fact that good

[queen merlin]

i am not a lesbian for pam

[drifting field]

sigma is summation right?

[queen merlin]

yes

[wild moss]

yea

[drifting field]

basically you add everything together?

[trail nest]

pam fam is great.

[torn bolt]

You need to stop you are breaking the magic.

[distant sphinx]

yeah but I don't understand that in the terms of that funny E

[queen merlin]

ok but my pfp are only women i would pine for

[drifting field]

its just funky symbols thats all

[ornate gorge]

pumpking in jar or keg?

[distant sphinx]

too much for one symbol

[queen merlin]

and myself

[wild moss]

they’re still good they’re just not broken

[ornate gorge]

pumpkins

[queen merlin]

and i wouldn't pine for pam nor let her be me

[wild moss]

they’re comparable to chickens in profit/tile/day

because they only produce on 60% of days

[trail nest]

pam fam believes in pamyoba! we sleep in pamtrailer and go to pamland in the pambus

[tight bridge]

Leah is da best

[torn bolt]

Oh really? I thought they were way better than chickens.

[charred palm]

I feel smarter just by reading this

[trail nest]

we are a advanced society

[torn bolt]

I didn't even try to read it

[wild moss]

yeah but the issue is it rains a lot and it’s winter a lot so they dont make stuff on a lot of days

[distant sphinx]

they are if you look at the numbers

[wild moss]

and they need a ton of space, like 4x the space chickens do

[trail nest]

pam for LIFE!!!!

[distant sphinx]

but per tile and stuff is different since pigs need way more space

[wild moss]

so it’s a lot closer than you’d expect from 4000g a day vs 400g a day

[ornate gorge]

mosquito go ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[torn bolt]

Uhm

[charred palm]

Angel is so lost rn 😭

[torn bolt]

I feel illuminated

[ornate gorge]

so

[trail nest]

🛐

[torn bolt]

I am indeed

[ornate gorge]

pumpkin in keg or jar

[distant sphinx]

you mean enlightened? lol

[charred palm]

Keg

[ornate gorge]

yay time to wait 1 more year for level up farming

[torn bolt]

I search the word I wanted to translate in Google and "illuminated" appear.

[distant sphinx]

ig illuminated can mean the same thing as enlightened metaphorically

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[torn bolt]

I guess lmao

I don't really know English either

[charred palm]

Okay now I don't have any more reasons to postpone learning Spanish

[tough sage]

Hi. I am...New? I have played a bit with my sibling, but I haven't made it past year 1 on my own, solo game.

[distant sphinx]

Hi welcome

[torn bolt]

Hello, welcome

[charred palm]

Hi welcome if you got any questions we are here :)

[tough sage]

Gotcha.

[trail nest]

what the hell

[distant sphinx]

uhh

taking a bit too far

[trail nest]

what is this

[ornate gorge]

is it worth putting the pumpkins in jars?

[wild moss]

very much so

[distant sphinx]

yes

[ornate gorge]

i am only level 4 fsrming

[wild moss]

best use of pumpkins and best use of jars

[ornate gorge]

i dont have kegs

[distant sphinx]

still

nah more like #stardew-spoilers is the gulag

[ornate gorge]

k

[distant sphinx]

that's a scary place

[torn bolt]

Lenin, may I ask why pumpkins are better for jars than for kegs?

[tough sage]

I do want to play multi-player at some point with more than two people.

[distant sphinx]

The Preserves Jar increases the profit of a crop using the following equation: (2 × Base Crop Value + 50), while the Keg multiplies the base value of Fruits by 3, and most Vegetables by 2.25. Because of this, low-value high-yield crops like Corn or Tomatoes are more valuable in the preserves jar. The keg, on the other hand, favors crops with a much higher base value, such as Ancient Fruit or Melons. The breakpoint is Gold.png50g for fruits and Gold.png200g for vegetables.

[grave mesa]

Ok Pickledpickle

[distant sphinx]

keg is doo doo for veggies mostly

for some reason

[wild moss]

juice vs pickles are basically the same sell price put pickles are faster

they’re both good

[distant sphinx]

mhm?

[grave mesa]

Youre very detailed about this LOL

[wild moss]

i tend to just make tons of kegs and use them for pumpkins because kegs are basically just as good for pumpkins and they’re way better for everything else

mass jars costs too much coal

[distant sphinx]

like why couldn't CA make it uniform for both fruit and veg

[grave mesa]

Hmmmmmm

So preserve jars suck ??????

[wild moss]

no no they’re good for vegetables

[distant sphinx]

no not really

just too much effort

[grave mesa]

Hmmm ok ok

[wild moss]

most of the best crops are fruits (ancient, starfruit, rhubarb,)

[distant sphinx]

the coal

[wild moss]

but like for pumpkins and cauliflower and cabbage and whatever they’re good

[torn bolt]

Ohh this is what I was wondering

Since I have like 0 jars

[distant sphinx]

oh god not another one of these

[distant sphinx]

POST CC SPOILER

CAUGTHT

[wild moss]

FUCK THIS IS NEW

[torn bolt]

Oh ouuuuh

[wild moss]

one of these days I’ll remember which channel is which

[distant sphinx]

it's very confusing

[distant sphinx]

probably because I'm active so much

[warped hamlet]

i thought math club was dead

[wild moss]

it was dead

[warped hamlet]

when did math club become undead

[distant sphinx]

they got a free revive

they watched the ad

[torn bolt]

What changed?

[wild moss]

i got hannah to help me with some math lmao

which is basically what math club is so it’s not dead

[torn bolt]

Awww

I miss her.

[warped hamlet]

hannah asucha good person still tryna helping

[hasty pond]

she'll be back

[grave mesa]

Hannah 😞

[distant sphinx]

if I join the math club I'll need to bring my ti-84 to my pc 🥲

[torn bolt]

She was working in some amazing visual mods. I got so excited every time she shared her progress about it

[wild moss]

yea can’t wait for mods to roll out their new and improved rules which will reduce her ban time

said rules will be announced starting in approximately September

[distant sphinx]

ugh

[torn bolt]

It feels so far away

[narrow spire]

Ban

[warped hamlet]

thats after her ban expires

[hollow hornet]

woah thats a while

[distant sphinx]

a little over 2 months

[crystal fiber]

[torn bolt]

[wild moss]

THIS ISNT A REAL THING I AM BEING SARCASTIC

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/oofie-dancing-bear-fortnite-default-dance-default-dance-gif-14469215

[hollow hornet]

jack please get better emotes

[distant sphinx]

it was all intentional

[warped hamlet]

no.

[hollow hornet]

LMAO

[warped hamlet]

is best emote

[distant sphinx]

LMFAOO

[torn bolt]

LMAO

[warped hamlet]

oh LMAO

[wild moss]

it would be super in character to change it to a one week timeout during week 8 of the ban

[hollow hornet]

wtf lenin you had us all fooled

[distant sphinx]

yeah if they did announce something like that it would probably be on #bulletin-board

[wild moss]

nah I have insider info but not that much

[torn bolt]

Lenin, stop spreading lies. First the pumpkin thing now this

[narrow spire]

Lenin liar

[distant sphinx]

doopa hasn't dmed me in 4 days and I'm so sad

I want the juicy gossip

[wild moss]

damn

[hasty pond]

y'all getting DMs from junimos?

[hollow hornet]

[distant sphinx]

I need a puffer wait emoji

otherwise I'm leaving

[wild moss]

who’s getting dms from junimos not me that’s for sure

[hasty pond]

last time I got a DM was from butter telling me I bullied someone too hard

[wild moss]

what the fuck

[distant sphinx]

they couldn't just @ you in chat?

[torn bolt]

HAHAHA

[distant sphinx]

or dm through bouncer?

[wild moss]

when I bully homophobes I just get banned

desperado privilege shaking my

[distant sphinx]

skill issue

[distant sphinx]

ass

[wild moss]

NO

[noble yoke]

If you say no to adopting an animal, can you adopt it later?

[hasty pond]

wait it was because I bullied her too hard

[wild moss]

no

[grave mesa]

Just adopt it, it doesnt really do anything LMFAO

[noble yoke]

yeah, true lmao

[grave mesa]

And the pet is cute as fuck

[warped hamlet]

its actually useful for the y3 thing

[torn bolt]

Lmao you have a dog on your profile pic and yet you don't want to adopt an ingame pet

[distant sphinx]

derp doggo best doggo

[distant sphinx]

it would be cheating

[noble trellis]

hello

[noble trellis]

😂

[warped hamlet]

could you save file edit to get the animal?

[wild moss]

yea

[hasty pond]

not advised though

[torn bolt]

Ohh that makes sense

[wild moss]

save file editing is scary

[cobalt hare]

Leah is blocking the way to my bed and she doesn't seem to move anytime soon.Do i just wait to pass out?

[wild moss]

if you do make backups

[noble trellis]

a witch is damaging my farm.

[torn bolt]

Hey

[distant sphinx]

oh hi [484]

[hasty pond]

phase through her

[noble trellis]

😂

[warped hamlet]

ruun into her

[torn bolt]

Yes. And divorce her next morning.

[warped hamlet]

do you mean they sprinkled smth over coop overnighr?

[noble trellis]

The husband tells me to talk in the sewer, but I only find a bear, who wants a fish

[noble trellis]

ahahahahah yes

[distant sphinx]

trash bear

[noble trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/ups-fallo-error-mueca-gif-10936646

[distant sphinx]

epic embed fail

[hollow hornet]

thats such a beautiful response to that, im stealing it

[warped hamlet]

you have to donate 60 items t museum to unlock sewer

[noble trellis]

wow

[warped hamlet]

it just means yo get a void chicken egg! sells for a bit more iirc

[noble trellis]

thanks i will try it. I will donate even my soul

[distant sphinx]

unless you do gold star mayo (large egg in mayo machine)

[noble trellis]

ahahahahahaah

[distant sphinx]

otherwise max friendship chickens make more money than void chimken

[warped hamlet]

🤨

[noble trellis]

ahahahahahaha ahahah

[warped hamlet]

yall where is the melting puffer emote

[distant sphinx]

it feels like that sometimes

[torn bolt]

Uhm

[warped hamlet]

i swear it existed

[hollow hornet]

the what emote

[noble trellis]

ahahahah

[distant sphinx]

you mean the sob

[warped hamlet]

ther was a emote where the puffer dude would be leike half melting

[distant sphinx]

or...

[torn bolt]

This ?

[hollow hornet]

jack is everything alright

[warped hamlet]

no

[distant sphinx]

[torn bolt]

[distant sphinx]

that?

[noble trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/ya-witch-gif-19288475

[warped hamlet]

THIS BUT PUFFER

[distant sphinx]

you don't get image perms until level 5 (cowpoke)

[hasty pond]

?

[hollow hornet]

you have to rank up to send gifs

[hollow hornet]

in what world

[warped hamlet]

I SWEAR IT EXISTED

[noble trellis]

😂

[torn bolt]

I have never seen that before

[distant sphinx]

Jack forgor to take meds

[torn bolt]

U lying

[hollow hornet]

i think we need to put jack in a home, hes getting too old

[warped hamlet]

ok maybe it was this

[distant sphinx]

[torn bolt]

Not even close to melting tho

[noble trellis]

[warped hamlet]

shush

[distant sphinx]

this?

[hollow hornet]

jack is hallucinating

[noble trellis]

[distant sphinx]

wha

[torn bolt]

Are you having fun?

[noble trellis]

see you later guys

[warped hamlet]

yeah idk maybe i dreamed it

[noble trellis]

ahahahaha yes

[distant sphinx]

I never realized that the blush emote wasn't just 2 pink pixels

huh

[noble trellis]

🥳

[noble trellis]

lmao

[distant sphinx]

[torn bolt]

It is so cute

[distant sphinx]

omg pixel size inconsistency

[noble trellis]

[distant sphinx]

[noble trellis]

ahahahahha

[distant sphinx]

Literally unusable emoji

[noble trellis]

[warped hamlet]

sucks superior

[torn bolt]

Oh lord

[noble trellis]

ahahahhaa

[distant sphinx]

nitro

[hollow hornet]

leave the server jack

[warped hamlet]

i could make it even worse wait

[noble trellis]

ahahahahahahh

[noble yoke]

So should I focus on leveling up my friendship with villagers, and if so, who? I never really thought about it until now 💀

[warped hamlet]

anyone got that gif where the like disentegrates

[distant sphinx]

whoever you like

[warped hamlet]

whoever you want!!

[hollow hornet]

linus is top priority

[torn bolt]

I have heard Pam and the Wizard are good options.

[warped hamlet]

true

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[warped hamlet]

linus > you

[distant sphinx]

this but emoji form?

[noble yoke]

Thanks :D

[hollow hornet]

based

[warped hamlet]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[torn bolt]

Sure

[warped hamlet]

[distant sphinx]

nope bye

cya

[warped hamlet]

its a good emote!!

[broken fossil]

After two weeks of playing I have about 32 hours into the game and I love it

[scenic mica]

[tidal yacht]

Those are rookie numbers you got to up them numbers

[distant sphinx]

3.2k 🥲

[hollow hornet]

jack why

[warped hamlet]

why not

[broken fossil]

I will 🤣

[hollow hornet]

you are a menace

[warped hamlet]

:))))

[tidal yacht]

Great

[late viper]

if you plant grass starters in autumn, will they sprout back up after winter ends or will i have to replant it all?

[warped hamlet]

replant

[late viper]

man ok

[warped hamlet]

but

[cobalt hare]

Hey I'm new to this game and I kind of need help I kind of just bought a coop and when I bought it it didn't let me buy any chickens even though I had the money for it and the coop was built already so then I thought maybe I needed a silo first and then I bought a silo and it finished it and it didn't and I can't I still can't buy the chickens do I have to get a heater to get the chickens or do I have or is something wrong

[warped hamlet]

actually, after winter they will spring back up randomly

[quick frigate]

did you like buy the coop just now

[warped hamlet]

along with stones, wod

[warped hamlet]

is the coop building?

[late viper]

yeah i know it grows random i just wasnt sure if itd also keep the ones ive done previously

[warped hamlet]

nope, just random ones

[cobalt hare]

No the coop is fully built and so is the silo I just don't have it heater

[late viper]

guess il have to buy another buttload of grass starters then

[warped hamlet]

heater doesnt mean anyhthing to buy animals

[quick frigate]

im guessing its winter for you?

yeah

[warped hamlet]

you are at marnies right?

[cobalt hare]

Yes I'm at marnie's and no it's not winter it's summer in my game

[grizzled rune]

What is Abigale's 3rd cutscene?

[warped hamlet]

could you send ss of her shop gui?

[distant sphinx]

It did for me

[eternal kite]

No one is answering my question.

[warped hamlet]

oh

[distant sphinx]

I did

[warped hamlet]

because have the spoiler thing disabled

[cobalt hare]

Okay give me one second and I'm not I'm not sure what that's going to do but the chicken is not dried out like I can click on the chicken and then it says please pick the coop you want to put it in and then I hover over my coop and put it in but every time then it says pick a name after I type whatever name I want and press my plus button cuz I'm playing on switch nothing happened she doesn't take my money it just closes that screen and I have no chicken

[gaunt gale]

ok

[wild moss]

wiki has your answer

[eternal kite]

I can be patient whenever necessary.

[warped hamlet]

what was r questio

[distant sphinx]

I already answered his question like 3hrs ago

[warped hamlet]

oh, not sure then

are you prssing the right button?

dude responding to messages 3 hours ago 😭

[cobalt hare]

Bro I don't know that's why I came into the discord cuz I literally can't do it

[warped hamlet]

tbh i dont use switch so im not sure

[grizzled rune]

wait i did that sry what's her fifth one?

[frail lynx]

How to incerase fish pond capacitiy

[cobalt hare]

It's also a multiplayer world does it have to do something with that like does the person you're playing with also need to make a coop so I can have my chickens or or you know is it okay to be separate

[quick frigate]

give them items when they ask and wait

[cobalt hare]

It closes the screen immediately after you press plus?

[frail lynx]

oh

[warped hamlet]

are you host?

[cobalt hare]

Yeah it does it like I press plus and then it just closes the screen

[cobalt hare]

Yes I'm host

[grizzled rune]

Alright thx!

[cobalt hare]

Are you absolutely sure you're pressing plus?

[frail lynx]

bro

the cutscenes in this game

are way too sus

[warped hamlet]

tbh im not sure then

they go immediatly right? you odn thave to sleep

[cobalt hare]

I am 100% pressing Plus

[cobalt hare]

Weird try resetting

👀 ||Why didn't anyone mention that you can have hair like Rose from Steven Universe?||

[cobalt hare]

It was like that yesterday when I was playing and I just like like I just left it alone maybe I was like all right I'll do something else and now I'm trying to do it again today and after I got The silo built and it's still not working

[eternal kite]

How do I do this copper ore quest for Clint? I tried to give to him but the game registered it as a gift instead of completing the quest.

[frail lynx]

Where should I place lightning rods

[frail lynx]

Oh lol u have to mine 20

copper ore

after u start the quest

[serene walrus]

Fresh copper only

[frail lynx]

MARNIE IS NEVER

AT THE

SHOP

WTH IS THIS BEHAVIOR

[serene walrus]

Don't work on Tuesdays and Mondays

[warped hamlet]

MANAAGE UR TMIME BETTER

NOT MARNIES FAULT

URS.

[elder seal]

i mean

it must be bad for business to be closed twice a week

[warped hamlet]

shes alive sooo

[gaunt gale]

hey

sup jacky

[warped hamlet]

would of been worse for business before the farmer moved and grandpa died

hi!!

[zealous plinth]

fruits bats or mushrooms?

[warped hamlet]

both are good!

Mushrooms good for quick health
Bats are good for cc completion

[glad ridge]

combat level 5: should i pick scout or fighter?

[serene walrus]

Fighter

[elder seal]

most people pick fighter

[warped hamlet]

fighter >>

[brittle wren]

Im at level 6 in farming but i dont have the quality sprinkler recipe am i forgetting something?

[warped hamlet]

u sure?

send screenshot of craft meny

[brittle wren]

ok

[summer hamlet]

Did you sleep and start a new day?

It doesn't give the recipe midday

[brittle wren]

i got the thing saying farming 6 at nighttime if thats what u mean

[warped hamlet]

u sure u dont mean 5?

[elder seal]

the crafting menu can scroll 😄

[brittle wren]

wait i cant even send screenshots here

yeah i know it can scroll and i dont mean 5

[serene walrus]

#images-and-memes

[warped hamlet]

iirc you dont get the lvl up thing for non 5 and 10?

oh nvm

[brittle wren]

ok it doesnt wanna work for screenshots gimme a second

[warped hamlet]

send in #images-and-memes

[fresh mesa]

its now spring year 2 and I didnt prepare strawberries last season so im just going to use cauliflowers

im staring to work on making barns/coops and making my shed full of kegs

[brittle wren]

no i mean the screenshot doesnt wanna get taken, it just doesnt work with stardew valley for me to take screenshots im tryna fix that

[fresh mesa]

also just me or is the fact that cauliflower can be kegged ridiculous lol

[warped hamlet]

ah

[narrow spire]

I just need Caroline to like me smh smh

[warped hamlet]

goodluck!

[narrow spire]

Tea plz :(

[fresh mesa]

mhm gonna try to get the green house done this year

ive already gotten the galaxy sword too

[warped hamlet]

ah, nice!

[narrow spire]

Wtf

[fresh mesa]

got lucky and got a prismatic shard while getting gold in the mines

0.05% go brrrrr

[narrow spire]

Envy

[brittle wren]

ok i sent em

[fresh mesa]

im just saving up gold for the hammer now

and im going broke

buying a bunch of wood for the kegs + building barns + coops + buying animals + tool upgrades

[warped hamlet]

huh weird

could you show next page?

[fresh mesa]

most annoying issue is that I only have like 10 trees making oak resin

[brittle wren]

i did didnt i?

[fresh mesa]

cause I only bothered to start getting them late fall

and it was winter soon

[warped hamlet]

my mistke

[noble gulch]

Hey the traveling merchant was selling this purple/black pot with what appeared to be orbs in it should I buy?

[warped hamlet]

are you using mod?

[cold glacier]

whats better fighter or scout

[brittle wren]

no mods

[warped hamlet]

idk what that is tb

[noble gulch]

Scout ig

[warped hamlet]

fighter >>

[warped hamlet]

oh you mean dark essence?

[noble gulch]

Scout says 50% but I don’t see many cries

[warped hamlet]

its not too useful, you will get alot later on

[noble gulch]

Not dark essence

I have that stuff

[warped hamlet]

50% increase of what it is currently iirc

oh, not sure then

[noble gulch]

Oh

That’s SUCKS

I heard it’s rare lemme get the name real quick

[dark field]

Is it Caviar?

[wild moss]

yeah scout is shit unless you have a dedicated crit build

2% to 3% is terrible but 27% to 40% is pretty great

[noble gulch]

Yes

Should I cop?

[warped hamlet]

ohh

[wild moss]

the main reason to pick scout is because after it you get acrobat which is broken for hammers

[dark field]

If you don't plan to do fish ponds, then yeah

[warped hamlet]

cavier used for smth post cc iirc and it was be somewhat hard to get

[dark field]

It's for a later-on thing like Jack says

[warped hamlet]

idk then

[brittle wren]

:(

[warped hamlet]

it could be bug or smth, maybe #vanilla-tech-support could help

[noble gulch]

Good rings to wear for early game?

[warped hamlet]

whatever you get ig 🤷‍♂️

[elder seal]

might be caviar

actually, im quite positive thats what it is

[brittle wren]

what

caviar is why i dont have quality sprinkler recipe??

[elder seal]

ah my bad, wrong person

[proud osprey]

What is a reasonable amount of crops to have? I currently just have like a sad patch of 9 quality sprinklers and I think it’s upscaling time

[brittle wren]

oh thank god

[elder seal]

lol yea

[elder seal]

but uh, you can scroll in the crafting menu like up and down, if you scroll down its there as long as you reached level 6 farming

when i first started i didnt know you could scroll

[undone blaze]

9 quality sprinklers isn't a bad amount. But it's a good idea to add more crops

If you can craft a ton more quality sprinklers, then that's a good idea

Definitely do it

[brittle wren]

yeah but uhh it isnt down there in either of the pages

[warped hamlet]

you have 100% slept

[frail lynx]

How to get cows for free

[warped hamlet]

get ur mom to join ur game

[urban crystal]

u can buy wood???

[warped hamlet]

/j!!

[warped hamlet]

you cant

[frail lynx]

oh

[warped hamlet]

yes, from robin

[urban crystal]

uh if u already have one it cna have a baby and thats free

[urban crystal]

wahts the cost

prolly better to farm ur own treeas

[frail lynx]

oh

[warped hamlet]

50g year 2+ 10g under year 1

[urban crystal]

50 g for ONE pice?

[warped hamlet]

yep

[frail lynx]

What should I name my cow

[urban crystal]

jesus wtf

[brittle wren]

help my cat is sleeping infront of the door i cant get to my bed

[frail lynx]

LOL

[urban crystal]

u can walk across it vjust keep walking on it and ull pop through it

[brittle wren]

ok i apparently was pushing it slightly to the side so i made it through

[eternal kite]

How long does summer last?

[warped hamlet]

28 days

like all seaosns

[quick frigate]

the 234 cauliflower seeds in my hotbar rn o_o

[warped hamlet]

nice!

[fresh mesa]

but 10g year 1

I got like 3000 wood from her

just before winter y1 ended

[urban crystal]

damn

i should prolly

stock up on wood too

but im kinda lackin in money

its like winter 26th

year 1

and i ran out of grass

[fresh mesa]

why would you need grass?

[urban crystal]

cow

my main income is cheese and mayo in the winter

but i ran outta hay

and now im at like 20k

[fresh mesa]

oh

[quick frigate]

you can buy more from marnie

[urban crystal]

but i need to upgrade my watering can toi gold

so that takes me to 10k

[fresh mesa]

im just starting to get a barn/coop made in spring y2

[urban crystal]

and then i need to by iridium sprinkiler from krobus

[fresh mesa]

made like 300k across y1 with berries mainly

and kegging some

[urban crystal]

and then ima outta money

[urban crystal]

i made 300k in year one from fishing and famr animals

no krobus iridum sprikler 10k too easy

much less effort

1 day gets me 10k before my hay ran out

now i only get 2k

[fresh mesa]

oof

I havent even gotten iridium sprinklers yet

ive just been getting some iridium

[urban crystal]

i thoguht hammer was bad

[noble gulch]

Got a quality sprinkler from the traveling merchant

Only 2K

[urban crystal]

quiality is bad when u get iridium

[undone blaze]

No? Quality isn't bad even if you have iridium

[urban crystal]

i sitll havent found a shrd yet

[urban crystal]

it sacrifices like 14 tiles

[summer hamlet]

Spoiler tag that

[undone blaze]

You can use both if you're lacking on iridium

[summer hamlet]

You gotta spoilertag ||skull caverns and galaxy sword in this channel||

[fresh mesa]

I didnt know that sorry

[urban crystal]

krobus sells one for 10k every fridday

[frail lynx]

how 💀

[summer hamlet]

It's okay!

[undone blaze]

Not everyone has the ability to buy that early on

[urban crystal]

but i said quiality is bad when u get iridum spriller

[undone blaze]

You shouldn't dismiss quality sprinklers as usually, having every sprinkler you can get is a good idea

But sure if you can replace everything with iridium its fine

[warped hamlet]

Except normal ones they suck

[urban crystal]

imo crafting sprilers early on is a waste of meatieral

[fresh mesa]

me who made quality sprinklers in y1 summer derp

[urban crystal]

i have like 40 of each mateiral expet iridium

[fresh mesa]

so do I lol

[urban crystal]

i tihnk iridium gets replaced on year 2-3

and once u get them the quality ones go to waste

better to just water them urself

[fresh mesa]

eh its just some copper and iron

and you dont gotta deal with watering plants

[urban crystal]

watering plants takes 1-2h at most

and u can recover easily with food

[fresh mesa]

depends on how big your farm is + what tier your watering can is

[urban crystal]

i lived off of normal watering can my first year

[fresh mesa]

took me from like 6 am to 10-12ish to water my farm everytime

with a copper one

[urban crystal]

i had like 10 9x tiles

plus first spring and summer is pretty mild

u have a lotta time anyway

[fresh mesa]

I just didnt want to waste the time on constantly watering something

so I made some sprinklers

but anyway y2 summer is gonna be when the real money comes in

[urban crystal]

just saying imo its nto worth making sprinklers until iridium

[fresh mesa]

ill have plenty of kegs

[urban crystal]

ok but i have like 15k left and its like 26th first year winter deciding between gold watering can, wood or krobus sprinkler

[fresh mesa]

but yea winter does cripple any ability to make money

[urban crystal]

weidly i actully earned the most this winter cuz i farmed earth crystals for more mayo machines and i had more tim to fish

[fresh mesa]

I just had 0 income the whole time lol

[urban crystal]

i also planted a ton of winter seeds

u get the 30 from the community ceneter

and u use the rest to start planting

also night market

[fresh mesa]

mhm

[urban crystal]

ive also playe dan unhealthy 26 hoursin the last 7 days

[quick frigate]

you should censor this

[wild moss]

pfff that’s not that bad

[quick frigate]

just put || on either side

[urban crystal]

every9one knows u get 30 season seeds from foraging

[fresh mesa]

me but 23 hours

[quick frigate]

#stardew-valley message

[fresh mesa]

what are you allowed/not allowed to say tbh

[quick frigate]

its all pinned

[fresh mesa]

but like

[wild moss]

oh interesting they changed the rules again

no wait they didn’t they just clarified them

[warped hamlet]

What changed

[fresh mesa]

||but galaxy sword wasnt allowed to be discussed but I got it y1||

[frail lynx]

lol

[wild moss]

basically you can say greenhouse or the bus or sc

[frail lynx]

what is ||galaxy sword||

[wild moss]

but if you talk about any of them more specifically you have to use spoiler tags

[fresh mesa]

interesting

[warped hamlet]

Haha guys desert

[fresh mesa]

well im just chilling in the farm rn as it storms

[warped hamlet]

Haha guys bridge repeair

[fresh mesa]

I need battery packs

[quick ledge]

about to start a riverland farm in singleplayer

[wild moss]

you can get a lot of stuff y1 that doesn’t mean it doesn’t have to be spoilered

[quick ledge]

wish me luck

i was tired of wanting to play this game but being restricted by only having a multiplayer save

[frail lynx]

||how to get galaxy sword||

[wild moss]

yeah pausing is pretty cool

[warped hamlet]

||Pris shard in 3 pillars at desert||

[frail lynx]

||how to get desert||

[warped hamlet]

Repair bus

[frail lynx]

how

[warped hamlet]

Spend 45k

[quick frigate]

|| get skull key by last floor in mines also ||

[frail lynx]

i have like 1k

[quick frigate]

oh wait nvm thats only for || if you want to go into sc||

[frail lynx]

||whats sc||

[quick frigate]

|| skull cavern ||

[frail lynx]

||whats that||

[quick frigate]

|| where you get iridium and other stuff ||

[frail lynx]

||ok ty||

[warped hamlet]

||different kidn of mune, get as low as u can and no floor saving||

[quick frigate]

yeah that too

[frail lynx]

bru thats impossible

[warped hamlet]

Wdym

[quick frigate]

its not as impossible as you think

[frail lynx]

is it the same loot every floor

[quick frigate]

no

[gaunt gale]

not too bad

[quick frigate]

|| the deeper you get the better the stuff gets ||

[frail lynx]

I've played 30 hrs in the last week

[gaunt gale]

not really, you can get deep easily

[gaunt gale]

I played 0

[frail lynx]

im not gonna worry abt this now

[lament path]

So many spoilers

[hazy tangle]

helo im new and i just now buaght the game does anyone have any reccomendatoins

[lament path]

Welcome

Do you mean tips?

[quick frigate]

ikr haha

[hazy tangle]

yea

[frail lynx]

||Isn't there like a secret woods or smthn||

[quick frigate]

yes

[frail lynx]

how to get tehre

[lament path]

Fishing might be scary the first time around but it gets easier as you level up

[quick frigate]

|| you have to have upgraded axe to steel i think ||

[frail lynx]

I have that

[gaunt gale]

or use a chair

[lament path]

Or chair glitch

[gaunt gale]

then go to the top left part of the forest

[hazy tangle]

what do mean?!

[quick frigate]

agree ^^ def dont sleep on fishing you should do it

they just mean its hard at first but it gets easier

[lament path]

a lot of ppl find fishing hard

[hazy tangle]

is there monester when you fish

[quick frigate]

it is definitely at first but it gets easier

[frail lynx]

Ok I'm there

What do I do now

[hazy tangle]

can you join a voice call to expain it better

[lament path]

Outside from that I'd reccomend going community center because it teaches u abt he game

[hazy tangle]

ok thx

[lament path]

You can't vc yet, you don't have the role

[frail lynx]

ALSO

[hazy tangle]

questoin are you able to play online on it

[frail lynx]

DIG UP ANCIENT SPOTS

WITH HOES

I DID NOT REALIZE U COULD DO THAT TILL WITNER

[lament path]

Yes if you're not on mobile you can go online multiplayer

[quick frigate]

ancient spots are the little worm looking things btw

[hazy tangle]

lets go

[frail lynx]

Guys what do I do in this forest

[lament path]

Farm hardwood

[hazy tangle]

can i call you

[frail lynx]

why do I need hardwood

[lament path]

Sorry I don't rlly like going on vc

[quick frigate]

its important for cheese makers and for building things

[lament path]

Crafting

[hazy tangle]

will someone call me since im new

[quick frigate]

i cant rn

[charred palm]

#multiplayer-lfg-old is your best bet

[hazy tangle]

ok

[lament path]

In summer you can get fiddlehead ferns from there

[frail lynx]

what do i craft thats useful

[subtle idol]

Truffle machines, lighting (braziers), befriending Robin

[frail lynx]

who cares about robin

[lament path]

Mainly just community center

[subtle idol]

🗿

[lament path]

A lot of us

[hazy tangle]

99 percent lets go

im so hyped

[frail lynx]

but for what

how to get ||large egg||

[lament path]

Simping she also gives crafting materials if u befriend her

[lament path]

You don't need to spoiler large egg

[hazy tangle]

can other players kill me

[lament path]

Idk

[frail lynx]

Oh

[lament path]

To get the large egg you have to befriend your chickens

[frail lynx]

WHY

DOES EVERYTHING IN THIS GAME

HAVE TO DO WITH BEFRIENDING

OML ITS SO ANNOYING AjdskNSMXZXA

[lament path]

Pet them, feed them, let them go outside

[lament path]

Idk

[gaunt gale]

of what?

[heady nymph]

Hey guys

What's up

[hazy tangle]

the game downladed

[dark field]

I mean, i have done a good portion of the game without befriending anyone, personally

[hazy tangle]

what farm should i start off with

[heady nymph]

What happen while i was gone

[gaunt gale]

nothing really

the chat is pretty dead

[heady nymph]

Like always

[gaunt gale]

befriending people doesn't really lock that many gates, only a few late game

[hazy tangle]

what farm should i start off with

[dark field]

Tbh, comes down to what you think you'd vibe with. A lot of the farms are workable, even if some take a little more fussing than others.

I will say that the wilderness farm + beach farm may be trickier though

[hazy tangle]

im thinking about the woods farm

[lament path]

Just no Riverland if its you're first time

[dark field]

I like the woods farm, it's nice aesthetically

[hazy tangle]

plus you have plenty of wood

[lament path]

And there free hardwood

U can also catch the woodskip so it's great for speedrunning cc

[torn bolt]

Perhaps try with standar farm, Forest farm or four corners.

[quick ledge]

DO NOT DO THE FOREST FARM

not first

[lament path]

Yea starlndard is recommended for first

[quick ledge]

standard riverland or four corners imo

[dark field]

Forest farm is perfectly fine, idk what you're worried about

[torn bolt]

Why? Lmao

[lament path]

WHY RIVERLAND

[hazy tangle]

bruh im about to ask concerned ape bc this is very confusing

[quick ledge]

1/3 the tiles for farming as standard

so much grass

no flexibility almost

[supple kayak]

Perhaps try a more challenging farm type for a more interesting play through

[dark field]

I don't think a first time player is gonna make a field spanning the entire farm

[quick ledge]

perhaps do standard

[dark field]

so that's a moot point

[torn bolt]

So dramatic and for what

[desert zinc]

just do standard farm to get used to what the game is about

[hazy tangle]

im doing woods

[desert zinc]

thats a good choice

[dark field]

Woods is gud

[supple kayak]

Neon started with wilderness cause it seemed like fun you should do whatever seems fun I’ve never done woods though hope you like it

[hazy tangle]

i started it

[dark field]

You'll be a little limited on farming space, but you can just put your buildings in the non-farmable spaces and go from there.

[hazy tangle]

omg is that santa

lol

[lament path]

Grandpa is Santa omg

[marsh kite]

Can I mine Iron using starter tools?

[desert zinc]

yes just takes a bit longer than copper

[torn bolt]

Hello, welcome

[dark field]

Yeah, it'll just take more hits

[lament path]

Welcome yes you can mine just takes longer

[marsh kite]

Oh thanks