stardew-valley

[spring girder]

I mean like it’s been over a year

[rough plank]

ur 14 get a job if u need it that bad

[slow yew]

i mean like have u seen his twitter

[astral nebula]

[heady nymph]

Dude shut the fuck up

[slow yew]

cause that explains it

[spring girder]

I’m not 14 that is my Stardew Valley save file

[distant sphinx]

!mobileupdate

[novel thistle]

Please use this command in governors-mansion if you are checking for news, the embed can be viewed there. Here's the latest from ConcernedApe:
https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1504555161666011142
https://twitter.com/ConcernedApe/status/1504580729342095360

ConcernedApe (@ConcernedApe)

@Drake17570469 Unfortunately I still don't have a solid release date for you. I really hate to have to say that, but that's the way it is. But I have not abandoned or forgotten about the update and I am still doing the best that I can to make it happen as soon as possible

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 8:27 PM

ConcernedApe (@ConcernedApe)

@megthehopeful It's kind of complicated, but involves a legal/business issue which I can't really get into, the necessity to have a whole new team work on it, and then multiple setbacks and missed deadlines due to people being unfamiliar with the code or underestimating the difficulty

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Twitter · Mar 17, 2022, 10:09 PM

[drifting field]

no need to be mean chry

[charred palm]

Y'all are wildin

[heady nymph]

They're trying their best to convert one of the biggest update to mobile

[heady nymph]

Yea i know sorry about that

[slow yew]

yeh some people have gotten banned for it before

[upper swift]

if i plant starfruit on the 14th
will they be ready by the end of the season

[heady nymph]

Oof

[astral nebula]

Use deluxe speed grow

[charred palm]

Are they 13 days?

[distant sphinx]

or normal speed grow

[slow yew]

no

[astral nebula]

To fast up the growth process

[charred palm]

How many days are the sf mana

[distant sphinx]

it should be fine

[astral nebula]

Then you can put them on a keg

[upper swift]

leme chec

[distant sphinx]

I think

[astral nebula]

Without losing the effect of quality

[slow yew]

yes u get second harvest without speed gro

[upper swift]

wiki says 13

[distant sphinx]

they're 13 iirc

[heady nymph]

This bean is taking so long to grow wth

[charred palm]

Then they'll be ready

[upper swift]

thank you

[distant sphinx]

forgor to water?

[slow yew]

no problemo

[charred palm]

Np :]

[astral nebula]

Star fruit better then ancient fruit ?

[charred palm]

Arguably

[distant sphinx]

yes moneywise

[astral nebula]

I think so

[heady nymph]

Oh sheesh

[slow yew]

chry mind explaining the lying face emoji

[heady nymph]

I forgot about watering the corps

[distant sphinx]

lmfao

[heady nymph]

Noo

[narrow spire]

[charred palm]

Ain't no way 💀💀💀

[astral nebula]

Easier to get and able to get 3000 g with keg

[charred palm]

Nah bro

[heady nymph]

It's year 2 spring 7

[astral nebula]

Also better looking

[rough plank]

there are 2 types of farmers
1- ill plant, fertilize and water my crops and then use the rest of my day to do other tasks.
2- im going to water my plants and sleep immediatly

[distant sphinx]

forgot that plants need water 💀

[drifting field]

sleeping immediately in sdv feels so wrong for me

[astral nebula]

Guys tell me what's the only thing you desire in stardew valley

[distant sphinx]

3- C L A Y F A R M I N G

[astral nebula]

Same

[rough plank]

thats basically cheatin

[heady nymph]

Because i have the habits of using sprinkler

[astral nebula]

I don't know how he can sleep that much without feeling tired

[heady nymph]

On my previous run

[cobalt hare]

hi :3

[astral nebula]

Hello

[distant sphinx]

a +2 speed buff

[heady nymph]

Hello

[distant sphinx]

or a +1 speed ring

[charred palm]

Welcome Skye

[drifting field]

hello skye welcome

[cobalt hare]

i just started playing this game :3 it seems cute

[drifting field]

have fun!

[narrow spire]

It is

[heady nymph]

It is

[astral nebula]

For me it's being able to build as many green houses as possible

[rough plank]

give mobile players 1.6 as a troll update

[drifting field]

its a fun game

[narrow spire]

Great game

[heady nymph]

It's fun

[charred palm]

It is

[astral nebula]

With robin

[narrow spire]

[pine ocean]

It's very fun, I'm addicted

[distant sphinx]

sheds + ||garden pots||

[heady nymph]

Definitely will get you addicted to it for a few months

[cobalt hare]

✨

[astral nebula]

Big brain

[charred palm]

Only the ones complaining on Twitter will yell louder lol

[cobalt hare]

i've heard it's very nice

[astral nebula]

Dude arigato

[distant sphinx]

LMAOOO

[merry shard]

I just got purple mushroom from Shane

[rough plank]

i usually do mobile and i dont complain the game's fine

[distant sphinx]

just skip 1.5 entirely

[heady nymph]

💀💀💀

[charred palm]

I am on mobile too lol

[heady nymph]

Like imagine if they actually do it

[distant sphinx]

most 1.5 content is post cc or just quality of life improvements

[heady nymph]

The whole sdv reddit is going to explode

[astral nebula]

I kinda complain sometimes but i stopped since it felt cringy

[distant sphinx]

it is cring

[astral nebula]

Yea sorry

[distant sphinx]

glad you stopped

[heady nymph]

I've never tried sdv mobile before

[charred palm]

It's the first time I even join a community for a game

[astral nebula]

Its really good

[charred palm]

Most of the times I don't even check updates until I get super bored

[magic kindle]

Hello

[heady nymph]

Really?

[drifting field]

its not tbh pamie its understandable for you to complain but being mean about it thats the real cringe

[cobalt hare]

i downloaded it on mobile and it was super weird so i didn't play it until i got it on pc aha

[astral nebula]

Yeah

[distant sphinx]

Hi Famsi

[merry shard]

I’ve gotten an emerald the tea set and purple mushroom

[astral nebula]

Like it's a pretty new controls experience

[daring garnet]

hello

[heady nymph]

I don't think it'll will be worth like 5 dollar

[distant sphinx]

Hi there

[distant sphinx]

the other 10 is the 1.5 update 💀

[heady nymph]

I can't even use phone properly

[astral nebula]

Try to get buttons and joystick only

[heady nymph]

Lmaoo

[astral nebula]

It's so much better then normal

It's like a controller

[distant sphinx]

the secret dlc

[heady nymph]

Okay

I'll buy it

[charred palm]

After the 1.5 update it's probably gonna be one of the cheapest & completed games on the app and google store

[heady nymph]

And test it for once

[magic kindle]

Hang on

why is everyone obssesed with pam rn

[astral nebula]

The best game on the Play Store after terraria and mc

[drifting field]

hey famsi

[magic kindle]

did I miss somthing?

[distant sphinx]

there's a cult

[astral nebula]

Pam cult

[magic kindle]

wtf

[distant sphinx]

I MEAN FACEBOOK GROUP

[heady nymph]

Alr

[calm sandal]

pam cult happened.

[charred palm]

I don't like mc on play store
It's just miles and miles behind pc 😭

[magic kindle]

why

[heady nymph]

Already bought it

[astral nebula]

Actually yeah

[heady nymph]

Now i just have to download

[charred palm]

Terraria is good but the commands are a bit tough for me

[heady nymph]

I'll be back in a couple minutes

[astral nebula]

But fun for people who only have mobile

[heady nymph]

Or so

[distant sphinx]

bye Chry

[astral nebula]

Wdym by commands

[magic kindle]

I used to play that got really good

[drifting field]

im guessing they mean controls

[astral nebula]

[charred palm]

There's so much things to click

[astral nebula]

Ayoooooo

[distant sphinx]

1.4 supposedly improved mobile's controls a lot (terraria)

[astral nebula]

Your name is leon too ?

[astral nebula]

Yeah

[merry shard]

No

[charred palm]

Idk when was 1.4 but I'll launch the game again and see

[calm sandal]

terraria is good game

[astral nebula]

Hard tho

[merry shard]

Lean farm we only make purple things and mayonnaise

[distant sphinx]

I can tell you like it xD

[charred palm]

Ofc slime

[astral nebula]

Never got to hard mode and it's already hard

[rough plank]

mobile controls are weird for alot of games

[distant sphinx]

not really

[torn bolt]

True

[distant sphinx]

just quite grindy

[astral nebula]

Yeah like the click one

[astral nebula]

Dudeeeee

Expert fucking is harder then anything

[rough plank]

they could work for sdv Mobile if they arranged them correctly

[delicate breach]

what does a strange sound was heard in the night mean

[distant sphinx]

Master mode 💀

Ftw 💀

[astral nebula]

But you have to chose since it gives better loot

[rough plank]

its not that hard

[astral nebula]

I never even tried

[distant sphinx]

2.95 expert

[delicate breach]

I have almost 6000 hours in terraria and I still cant beat expert mode on my own

[astral nebula]

New versions of every boss

[rough plank]

i finished expert

[astral nebula]

Is a joke to you ???

[rough plank]

it was the same difficulty as the first run

bc i had more experience

[astral nebula]

Dude legend

[merry shard]

I want sheep

[charred palm]

Translation : get gud

[astral nebula]

I could never figure how to kill the brain guy

[rough plank]

same thing in master mode

[distant sphinx]

yea

[heady nymph]

Honestly sdv mobile is great

[astral nebula]

[distant sphinx]

kill the creepers

[heady nymph]

Almost everything is the same

[distant sphinx]

go on a corruption world and get the vilethorn

[heady nymph]

Except for the control

[distant sphinx]

really helps for bc

[heady nymph]

It rather confused me a little

I might have to connect a controller to play

[rough plank]

grenade

[astral nebula]

Btw can you accidentally drop something into the water in stardew valley ?

[heady nymph]

Hang on

[distant sphinx]

yes for pc

[heady nymph]

No

[hasty pond]

yes

[calm sandal]

try terraria sky block challenge and u d be damned.

[rough plank]

i will sometime

[heady nymph]

I never dropped anything to the water

[distant sphinx]

I never even understood how to do that 💀

[heady nymph]

Well except for trash

[rough plank]

im gonna work a night shift likely soon so i will prob have time

[astral nebula]

Yeah same

[distant sphinx]

mc skyblock was so much more straightforward

[astral nebula]

Can't get mods

[vast spear]

well looks like I can't get a seed maker anytime soon.

[heady nymph]

I'll be back in a couple more minutes

[rough plank]

no

[astral nebula]

IKRRRRRR

[vast spear]

rip my ancient seed, will I ever get another one

[astral nebula]

O love mc mods

[distant sphinx]

just save the crop

[rough plank]

if you do mc skyblock long game its also complex

[distant sphinx]

harvest it and never sell it

[astral nebula]

Gotta grind

[distant sphinx]

not really

[rough plank]

somewhat in some contexts

[astral nebula]

One block is amazing too

[distant sphinx]

it just becomes normal mc but without the end

[rough plank]

depends what u wanna do

[rough plank]

only diamond is accessable

[distant sphinx]

ANYWAYS stardew valley

[swift river]

Wha should I do with my minerals that get from geodes

[calm sandal]

skyblock stardew

[distant sphinx]

donate to the museum

[astral nebula]

Gunther

[swift river]

I did donate

[distant sphinx]

if you have dupes then sell

[cobalt hare]

is there like an overarching story to it or basically just, ur grandpa died and left u a farm now make it nice

[astral nebula]

Sell em

[rough plank]

roblox islands
that crappy game is basically that

[swift river]

Who is guntger

[astral nebula]

Or make cloths

[distant sphinx]

there is a deeper story

[swift river]

Clothes?

[astral nebula]

The guy you donated to

[torn bolt]

They guy at the museum

[distant sphinx]

you have to play the game to find out :)

[cobalt hare]

i will later, lol, thanks for letting me know

[astral nebula]

Dude that smile is terrifying

[swift river]

Yes

[distant sphinx]

it's all about context :)

[torn bolt]

Lmao

[torn bolt]

It still is.

[distant sphinx]

I know... :)

[swift river]

You want me to lose all my minerals

[astral nebula]

Grandma stuck 😏

Yea your right

[rough plank]

you're sick

[distant sphinx]

ayo wtf

[astral nebula]

Example

Normally it feels okay

Grandma stuck😔

[distant sphinx]

~~Grandma stuck ~~

[astral nebula]

Grandma DEAD 😃😃😃

[rough plank]

grandma remembers the massacres she supported as a young woman

[cobalt hare]

wh-

[swift river]

You guys are weird

What is the best attachment for a rod btw

[distant sphinx]

cork or trap bobber

[swift river]

Ok

[rough plank]

what are u doing with it

[swift river]

Fishing

[distant sphinx]

||curiosity bobber if you're trying to get rare fish||

[rough plank]

normal stuff?

or like

[astral nebula]

Guys gn

[swift river]

For money

[rough plank]

legend and octopus

[rough plank]

nothing

[astral nebula]

Sorry for being sus 😏

[swift river]

?

[rough plank]

just use bait imo

[cobalt hare]

gn

[distant sphinx]

and scorpion carp, and all other legendaries, and lava eel, and sturgeon

[swift river]

Ok

[distant sphinx]

you make the other hard to catch fish sad

[rough plank]

the others aren't rlly hard

[distant sphinx]

apologize

[distant sphinx]

similar difficulty to octopus

[rough plank]

isnt scorpion carp like the stuff u catch on day 3

[distant sphinx]

its from the ||desert||

[rough plank]

oh nvm

[distant sphinx]

oop spoiler

[rough plank]

wrong thing

[swift river]

Should I waste my hardwood on cork bobber

[distant sphinx]

buy one if you're struggling to catch fish

[swift river]

Cuz i didn't build shit yet

[rough plank]

use a trap

[distant sphinx]

or just don't use tackle since it doesn't help that much

[rough plank]

trap helps alot against angry fishies

[swift river]

What is a trap

[rough plank]

bobber

[distant sphinx]

it's not worth it if you're poor and not struggling to fish

[distant sphinx]

yeah trap and cork are goog

[rough plank]

irridium rod

[swift river]

Where should I fish in winter btw

[distant sphinx]

still not worth

[rough plank]

invest in fishcoin

[narrow spire]

Yes

[distant sphinx]

you can fish in the pond in cindersap to try and get a legendary

[swift river]

I have fishing level 10

[rough plank]

i fished legendary in spring so i got my money back in a way

[distant sphinx]

otherwise just in the rivers and oceans

[distant sphinx]

you sold it?

[narrow spire]

Fish in bath house

[rough plank]

no

[heady nymph]

Sdv mobile is sht.

[swift river]

Where is cindersap

[rough plank]

im not gonna do that

[delicate breach]

umm is my game glitched
I have the deluxe barn but it wont let me buy the animals for it

[distant sphinx]

woods below your farm

[swift river]

Ok

[distant sphinx]

is it fully built yet?

[rough plank]

its mainly combat in a not rlly combat game

[delicate breach]

yea it is

do I need the auto grabber or something?

[distant sphinx]

can you send a screenshot in #images-and-memes

[heady nymph]

It's just forcing me to go around

A block

[rough plank]

controls r bad

pathfinding is bad

[heady nymph]

Even though there's a hole break open

[rough plank]

but useable controls

[heady nymph]

I'd rather just but sometimes else

Buy*

[rough plank]

most mobile games r not very skill based because of the odd controls.
mobile can have an insane skill roof but u need high tuned fingers

[swift river]

I lost 50 of my salad dieing in a mine

[heady nymph]

Yep i see that

[distant sphinx]

reset the day or talk to marlon

[swift river]

Who is marlon

[rough plank]

i was able to compete with aimbots in a game before but controls r still insuperior to pc because of the fingers in ur way

[heady nymph]

The one old man that give you tast to slay 10 slme

[swift river]

[heady nymph]

Yep

[swift river]

Ok

[rough plank]

sdv needs claw controls if they want mob to work well

[heady nymph]

That one

[rough plank]

but claw is usually not used over 2 fingers

[marble raptor]

is there a reason to grow more then one rare seed?

[heady nymph]

I know that

[rough plank]

money ig without keg

[dim glade]

theres no way to customize the spouse's room add on right

[heady nymph]

Add on?

U mean mods?

[dim glade]

like when they move in it adds another room

[distant sphinx]

nope sorry

[heady nymph]

Nope

[dim glade]

dang

thanks

[distant sphinx]

you can put furniture and stuff in there though

[heady nymph]

Yeah

[distant sphinx]

just not changing the wallpaper and flooring

[dim glade]

got it

can i pick up their furniture

[heady nymph]

And make it your literal bedroom

[distant sphinx]

no

[dim glade]

:(

[rough plank]

just get krobus dont they make lucky lunch

[vast spear]

whoever said don't sell the ancient fruit, great idea. too much programming destroyed my mind, how did I not think of that

[distant sphinx]

if only we could

[distant sphinx]

it's not reliable to depend on the spouse foods

but yes he does make lucky lunch

[rough plank]

ik but if ur looking for occasional stuff yes

i just make some using the crops over a year

[dim glade]

i married shane because he seemed lonely but his room is not the nicest in my opinion

[rough plank]

make like 300 maybe

thats what i did

[distant sphinx]

shane's room is ew

I only like leah's room

[dim glade]

yeahh same

[rough plank]

i just used krobus because stardrop

[distant sphinx]

2 birds with one stone

[rough plank]

krobus was the easiest for me to get to max

i had the gem machines and hundreds of diamonds

[distant sphinx]

I'm talking about the stardrop you can buy from him

but sure

[rough plank]

oh u dont need to marry for that ofc

[heady nymph]

Well shit

[distant sphinx]

yeah but since you're visiting so much to give gifts you might as well

[heady nymph]

I think i have to go

Bye guys

[distant sphinx]

Bye Chry

[heady nymph]

See you in a couple hours or so

[rough plank]

u can just have 2 gem machines next to their little sewer camp

[distant sphinx]

smart

[rough plank]

and use the movie theatre if u have their movie up

[eternal kite]

Since Pierre’s is closed on Wednesdays where would Caroline be?

[gaunt gale]

Hallo

[gaunt gale]

Same yeah

[eternal kite]

She wants spice berries for a temporary quest and I got to deliver some to her!

[gaunt gale]

As well as people like marnie who also love them

[rough plank]

everyone at least likes diamonds

[distant sphinx]

just get prismatic shards ez

[gaunt gale]

Mhm, I just carried around a stack or so and gifted

[urban crystal]

mini shipping bin is so cute change my mind

[gaunt gale]

Ofc ofc

[slow yew]

ugh...hi gorilla

[gaunt gale]

Yeah kinda useless tho

[eternal kite]

Am I invisible here???!!!!!????

[gaunt gale]

Hey Keiran

[rough plank]

wont bother bringing coconuts for haley

[slow yew]

yes

[gaunt gale]

Meaning what

[distant sphinx]

she only leaves the shop at 12pm

[rough plank]

and spamming staircases to bore into the skull cavern for the prismatic shards

[slow yew]

bro ur so impatient smh

[narrow spire]

[cold lark]

Why not

Are you not dedicated to the relationship

[rough plank]

wdym

relationship

its just 8 hearts

throw a diamond

[distant sphinx]

at her

[edgy meteor]

hey everyone!

[rough plank]

back of the head

[gaunt gale]

Not spam, please no

[dreamy shore]

Yes

[edgy meteor]

hmmmm i wish i could help you maybe the answer is in the wiki

[gaunt gale]

…

[edgy meteor]

i think all the schedules are on there you can search them

[distant sphinx]

I already answered them

[edgy meteor]

oh no im being silly haha i missed that

glad they got help

[narrow spire]

[edgy meteor]

i was wondering if i should get a second barn or coop? is it worth it?

[merry minnow]

Can I have a calendar in my house ?

[edgy meteor]

i saw them at robins!!

dont remember what they cost though

[quaint venture]

are your current ones fully upgraded?

[edgy meteor]

uhhhh no not yet i guess i should do that first

[quaint venture]

yeh upgrade fully first

[cobalt hare]

What’s the strange capsule?

I just saw it in my farm

[gaunt gale]

Somewhat rare one time event

[edgy meteor]

oooohhhh i want one hehe

[gaunt gale]

If you leave it for 3 days it will become another item and you can have a rare event/cutscene type thing

[cobalt hare]

Interesting

[gaunt gale]

Not too, it used to be rare as but now is only somewhat

You usually get it guaranteed by the 2/3rd year

[storm gazelle]

it's about the same as a meteor now

[gaunt gale]

Not really as the algorithm for placing meteors makes them rarer

[storm gazelle]

both are roughly 1/100

[gaunt gale]

But yeah, the chance to trigger the event is about the same

[hasty pond]

.8%

[gaunt gale]

Not to acrualley get it though, pnly to do the starter algorithm to place

And capsule is 0.8%

While meteor is 1

%

[desert wigeon]

I can beatbox

[gaunt gale]

For it to attempt

[gaunt gale]

K

[desert wigeon]

K

[mild valley]

is online multiplayer cross-platform or no?

[hasty pond]

!crossplay

[novel thistle]

Crossplay is not currently possible and may never be possible on Stardew Valley. According to ConcernedApe the technical barriers are very high. And he would like to add it and may eventually look into it but as of now it is not possible.

[mild valley]

gracias

[cold glacier]

whats better minor or geologist

[gaunt gale]

Miner

In most every scenario

[cold glacier]

what about skill level 10?

[gaunt gale]

well it will differ depending on the 5th level choice ofc

[slow yew]

nice

[brisk wave]

Nice

[gaunt gale]

k

[brisk wave]

Good name to be honest

Flower dance or whatever it's called?

[charred palm]

Yeah I hope it goes well

Here's a hug in advance 🫂

[brisk wave]

Got 4 hearts with anyone?

Aw well you can still enjoy the dance and buy some stuff

[charred palm]

Protip : don't go 💀

[brisk wave]

Isn't there a rare crow there

[charred palm]

Jkjk

[brisk wave]

Would recommend buying it

[charred palm]

Yeah crow number 5

[brisk wave]

Always skip it and forget about it, last one I always forget to collect

[charred palm]

I'd say just take part in the dance there's also some good stuff in the shop

Just go play the game and see for yourself

[brisk wave]

Salads are good for the mines and later on

[gaunt gale]

yeah, i only tend to eat them early on

[fresh mesa]

btw

its the feast of the winter star rn, how do I give my gift?

i see thanks 🙂

[brisk wave]

Sounds good (:

[fresh mesa]

4 hearts with leah at winter 1 cause I never bothered to do anything the previous seasons

[stray kelp]

I'm almost at the end of my first winter and I feel like I haven't accomplished anything

[wild moss]

that’s normal

[stray kelp]

I just dont know at all what to prioritize lmao I feel like I don't have nearly enough machines and theres no planned layout ;-;

[wild moss]

first year is like a trial run basically, you have no idea what you’re doing so you just mess around and get nothing done

[crude tapir]

^^

[wild moss]

now you can plant crops, fish, mine, work on cc bundles, etc and have some idea of how to do all that

[brisk wave]

Lenin said that spot on

Pin it

[crude tapir]

if it makes you feel better i always have no planned layout its just chaos and money 💀

[stray kelp]

it helps a lot to hear that thank you haha

[crude tapir]

:)))

[obtuse quarry]

I just made a new farm since my old one kept deadnaming me, any tips on what to focus on?

[gaunt gale]

||greenhouse|| of af by summer

[ornate gorge]

best fall crop for moneyz?

[crude tapir]

skull emoji

[grave mesa]

Hmmmmmmmmplant cauliflower potatoes parsnips green beans

[ornate gorge]

im desperate for $$$

[grave mesa]

I just got@mine in fall of y2.. 😭😭😭

[crude tapir]

pumpkin and cranberries is what i do

[grave mesa]

^^^^*

Def pumpkin and cranberries

[ornate gorge]

k

[gaunt gale]

pumpkin

[ornate gorge]

1 field of cranberries and 1 of pumpkin it is

[gaunt gale]

better than cranberries in near every scenario

[wild moss]

make basic fertilizer out of sap and use pumpkins

[grave mesa]

No

Cranberries are satisfying so they are better /j

[gaunt gale]

are you useing fertilizer or proccessing machine

[wild moss]

yea I hate to say it but he’s right

[ornate gorge]

fertilizer

[brisk wave]

Lenin do you want to jar pumpkins or no? Don't know the math

[gaunt gale]

@wild moss, this triggering human being is yours to deal with

[grave mesa]

No!!!!!!!!

[wild moss]

cranberries range from not quite as good as pumpkins to basically a waste of money

[grave mesa]

I'm not a guy 😡😡😡😡

[grave mesa]

Im gonna cry dont say this

[wild moss]

if you have a lot of money they’re good

just not quite as good as pumpkins

[grave mesa]

I have like 500 cranberries rn from this harvest 💀💀💀💀💀

[wild moss]

but it’s close

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOOOO

[brisk wave]

Lenin

[grave mesa]

Crying rn don't tell me cranberries suck 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[wild moss]

yea if you can afford 500 cranberry seeds you weren’t missing out on much

[grave mesa]

I didnt, I bought 75 but I get like 140 cranberries every harvest 😭😭

And I've had 3 harvests so far

[gaunt gale]

always

[wild moss]

basically cranberry seeds are way more expensive so if you don’t have much money and you can get like 100 pumpkin seeds vs 40 cranberry seeds the pumpkins are way worse

[brisk wave]

Ty

[ornate gorge]

did i really just start a war from a simple question? 💀

[grave mesa]

Gonna pretend this means I made the right choice 💪💪💪

[grave mesa]

Wdym?? No ones arguing

[stray kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/thriller-michael-jackson-eating-popcorn-watching-gif-5577709

[wild moss]

but if you have like 12 quality sprinklers and you can afford to get enough pumpkins or cranberries to fill all that space they’re pretty much the same

[grave mesa]

Lenin is my buddy

[wild moss]

so yea you’re good (but pumpkins are still better lol)

[grave mesa]

I'll get pumpkins next time 💔💔💔

[crude tapir]

elaine just went through 5 stages of grief

[wild moss]

it could be a war, I could make it a war if you wanted

[stray kelp]

i love a respectful debate between buds

[crude tapir]

[grave mesa]

Honestly@man 💔💔

[brisk wave]

I'd have to disagree, cranberries are better

[grave mesa]

Yeah I don't know enough about whats good and whats not so I can't say I'm right LOL

[brisk wave]

Wow what

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOO its okay elaine we all love cranberries (not in profit tho HAAAA) /j

[grave mesa]

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!

[grave mesa]

CRYING LEAVE ME ALONE 💔

[crude tapir]

LMFAOAOAOA

[stray kelp]

[wild moss]

well unfortunately you are wrong so therefore I win

[brisk wave]

LOL

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/827345879111303218.gif?v=1

[wild moss]

[brisk wave]

Lenin I want to see the math just for shits and giggles

Bring back the math club for a second

[desert zinc]

Pov tumblr comebacks from 2012

[crude tapir]

skull emoji

[wild moss]

ok uhhhhh 100 pumpkin vs 100 cranberry

[crude tapir]

[brisk wave]

[wild moss]

round 1 of pumpkin you pay 10k for seeds

get uhhh

what’s your farming level

[brisk wave]

10

[wild moss]

yea that seems reasonable

[brisk wave]

Just to make it harder

Add fertilizer

[wild moss]

ok basic fertilizer and level 10 farming is an average of 1.32x crop value

[honest oyster]

hi all

[brisk wave]

[ornate gorge]

WHICH ONE IS IT

PUMPKIN

[brisk wave]

Why is emojis being wack

[wild moss]

tiller is another 1.1x

[ornate gorge]

OR CRANBERRY

[grave mesa]

omg someone get the mods this js getting intense!!

[wild moss]

base price is uhh 320 I think

[honest oyster]

[wild moss]

so 320 x 100 x 1.1 x 1.32

[ornate gorge]

?????????????

[wild moss]

46464g

minus 10,000 for seeds

then do it twice bc 2 harvests

[brisk wave]

• Jars

[ornate gorge]

10k seeds for 100 crop?

[brisk wave]

[wild moss]

72928g

[ornate gorge]

oh

[wild moss]

ok so cranberries

[ornate gorge]

wait 10k for em

[charred palm]

Shhhhhh watch the math 🍿

[wild moss]

24k for seeds

[ornate gorge]

cberries or puumpkins

[brisk wave]

Doing 100 for each crop

[charred palm]

First result is pumpkins , 100 crops of each now we are doing cranberries , check-in profit

[crude tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/860036621139443712.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

[brisk wave]

Subtracting the crop selling price - buying seeds

[wild moss]

uhh 10.55 cranberries per crop

[ornate gorge]

32 seeds max for 1 field

i got 2 fields so a stack of seeds

(64)

[grave mesa]

cranberries are just more satisfying cause the popping noises ..,, and you get more of them so its fun

[stray kelp]

Are charcoal kilns even worth it? I never have any coal

[charred palm]

Cope

[brisk wave]

Lenin?

[ornate gorge]

idc about satisfaction

[brisk wave]

Y'all broke him

[ornate gorge]

i want money

[crude tapir]

lenin died

the cranberries (+ elaine) killed him

[charred palm]

These fools can learn math by themselves 😔

[desert zinc]

[brisk wave]

No that's why we have Lenin

[gaunt gale]

not usually too

[ornate gorge]

;-;

[wild moss]

ok yeah so cranberries make 71224g

so like a little less than pumpkins

[crude tapir]

monster musk + dust sprites, burglar ring (i like floors 50-60)

[desert zinc]

yay pumpkin

[ornate gorge]

conclusion pumpkin > cranberry

cranberries are doodoo

[brisk wave]

Is that minus the cost for seeds?

[wild moss]

if you have like a single jar or keg or any deluxe speedgro pumpkins will be way better so

yea

[stray kelp]

ooh thannks ill have to try there

[brisk wave]

Ah ok Lenin I want to join the math club

[crude tapir]

[brisk wave]

Let's revive it

[ornate gorge]

where u get jars and kegs?

[gaunt gale]

sigh

[gaunt gale]

crafting

[ornate gorge]

theres none

[crude tapir]

the recipe after lvling up farming

[charred palm]

Farming recipes
Level up your farming skill

[grave mesa]

THEURE SATISFYING !!

[ornate gorge]

they're shit 💀

[grave mesa]

Who cares if less profitable .. theyre yummy

[stray kelp]

LMAO

[ornate gorge]

never ate them in my life 💀

[desert zinc]

i dont like cranberries

[grave mesa]

Cranberry juice is amazing

[stray kelp]

seconded couldnt live without it

[ornate gorge]

whats yall's fav berry

[charred palm]

Straw

Only because

I never tasted the others

[ornate gorge]

u never had a blueberry?

wth

[charred palm]

Never

[stray kelp]

blueberries taste like poo

[desert zinc]

None tbf

[crude tapir]

ingame bluberry irl raspberrys lmfao

[desert zinc]

a raspberry and blueberry smoothie quite literally made me want to puke

[crude tapir]

🏃

[charred palm]

😂

The timing

[ornate gorge]

raspberry tastes like nothing

aka water

[crude tapir]

:((((

[sick shore]

blueberries are a bit... tart? I don't know what you call it, but I don't mind it

[crude tapir]

what kind of raspberries r u eating 💀

[sick shore]

it's like sour but not lol

[charred palm]

Blueberries just tried to be grapes but failed

[stray kelp]

yeah what

[merry shard]

How would one get 400 wood that is hard

[crude tapir]

HELP

[desert zinc]

normal raspberries

[ornate gorge]

store

[desert zinc]

GRAPES ARE GOOD AS HELL

[charred palm]

100%

[sick shore]

raspberries have a taste and they're fine too

[ornate gorge]

grapes are amazing

[stray kelp]

green grapes

[crude tapir]

ig you didnt hit the sweet ones cuz not all of them taste like water

[desert zinc]

green grapes >>>>

[ornate gorge]

especially nova grapes

[charred palm]

Wobin knows what she is talking abt

[sick shore]

but I'd like to add to this conversation: everyone's taste buds are genetically different so people's tastes (and thus what they like) are determined by genetics lol

[desert zinc]

They're so crunchy and taste good

[ornate gorge]

i like garlic

[charred palm]

Raw ?

[stray kelp]

do you like cilantro?

[ornate gorge]

yes

raw

[charred palm]

Ade you a robot

[narrow spire]

Oranges on top

[charred palm]

I could never

[desert zinc]

mangos and watermelon >>

[ornate gorge]

they aint even hot

[charred palm]

I do love oranges

[stray kelp]

I had everything riding on you not liking cilantro and that you have those weird soap tastebuds

[crude tapir]

MANGOS W

[stray kelp]

idk what to do now

[ornate gorge]

watermelon meh

[charred palm]

Watermelon is meh for me but MANGOS

[narrow spire]

Based but oranges on a whole another tier

[desert zinc]

MANGOS WITH TAJIN

oranges can sometimes be a lil too watery for my tastes

[ornate gorge]

honeydew>>>>

than watermelon

[ornate gorge]

i like mandarins

[crude tapir]

i like all fruits.

[charred palm]

Ehhh yeah tbh I didn't taste a fruit I didn't like

[desert zinc]

watermelons are also sometimes too watery but they're good asf in the summer and you never rlly huy them outside of that season anyways

[crude tapir]

[ornate gorge]

oranges are too watery

juice gets everywhere

[charred palm]

You ain't getting the good ones

You need a fruits plug

[grave mesa]

Mm blueberries are amazing when a bit sour

[stray kelp]

💯 ^^

[grave mesa]

Peaches are my favorite though, they gotta be a bit soft

[ornate gorge]

sweet ones better

[desert zinc]

pomegranates gotta be my favorite

[charred palm]

I haven't ate a peach in like 5 years

[desert zinc]

they're a pain in the ass to get the tasty part though

[grave mesa]

I dislike blueberries that are completely sweet personally

[ornate gorge]

sweet peach jam on homemade donuts >>>>

[gaunt gale]

They are nice yeah

[hasty pond]

honeydew gang

[cobalt hare]

Mushy blueberries are hell

[grave mesa]

That soudns amazing kekfkf

[desert zinc]

cherries too but specifically the kinda dark red but not super dark red ones

[grave mesa]

YEA THIS if theyre mushy, its an automatic no go

[brisk wave]

Choco

[cobalt hare]

I'm eating blueberries rn actually

[grave mesa]

YUP i love pomegranates

[cobalt hare]

Sup

[ornate gorge]

i dont like em raw

[desert zinc]

Whaaa

[ornate gorge]

only jam or in cakes

ours atleast

[brisk wave]

Joining the math club

[desert zinc]

theyre goood i don't like the mooshy ones

[ornate gorge]

sour asf

[wild moss]

fruid

[ornate gorge]

thats why we cut the tree down

[narrow spire]

Never tried

[cobalt hare]

Lmfaoo

[crude tapir]

I'm scared to eat cherries (sweet cherries ig) after i wound a worm in it 💀 and its not rare

[desert zinc]

the kinda dark ones but not super dark ones are rarely mooshy and aren't too sweet so i like them

[cobalt hare]

Nerd

[ornate gorge]

protein 💀

[narrow spire]

Wtf never trying a cherry now

[desert zinc]

what kinds cherries u getting dude 😭😭

[ornate gorge]

i just open em

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOO

[crude tapir]

IDK THE ONES MY MOM BUY 💀

[narrow spire]

I don’t want that worm protein

[ornate gorge]

bro cherries from ur tree almost always have atleast 1 worm

[desert zinc]

GET A NEW MOM 😡🤬 /j

[ornate gorge]

1 cherry has one 100%

[crude tapir]

like i had a normal sized bowl with cherries and after not even eating the whole bowl i at least found 3 small worms 💀

[ornate gorge]

whats ur most despised fruit?

[wild moss]

there’s literally no way store bought cherries have worms in them

[stray kelp]

grapefruit

[crude tapir]

HELP

[ornate gorge]

alergies dont count

[desert zinc]

for real

[ornate gorge]

bro ieat em like apples

[wild moss]

i made like a fruit tier list a while ago

[desert zinc]

i get mine from mexican supermarkets yall stores must be fucked up

[stray kelp]

i read this book as a kid about how grapefruit makes you live forever so i tried it and that was the very first time i felt real regret

[crude tapir]

pass me the tier link

[narrow spire]

Winter melon be

Bad

[ornate gorge]

its delicios wym

[desert zinc]

yall ever cut open a watermelon and its yellow

[stray kelp]

they too acrid for me and i like bitter stuff

[narrow spire]

No?

[desert zinc]

damn

[crude tapir]

😨

no??

[narrow spire]

[ornate gorge]

a kind is

but never ate one

[wild moss]

objectively correct

[narrow spire]

Worst fruit award goes to

[desert zinc]

it happened to me before

[narrow spire]

Orange d?????

[desert zinc]

Lowkey limes be bussin

[narrow spire]

While list invalid

[wild moss]

they’re two different things

[crude tapir]

i am shocked of the never tried lenin >:((

[ornate gorge]

bro mulberries

are the sweetest berries

u ever eaten

[wild moss]

this was like a year ago I’ve had uhh jackfruit once since then

[crude tapir]

I LOVE POMELO

[ornate gorge]

when ripe

[crude tapir]

POMELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[wild moss]

technically it was a weird kind of jackfruit

[ornate gorge]

i have a mulberry tree

[wet fog]

Honeydew is S tier

[wild moss]

i wanna know what a damn mangosteen is

[wet fog]

Fruit

[ornate gorge]

only exotic fruit i had is pomegranate mango kaki

thats all

[narrow spire]

Rename new farmers channel to TOP NOTCH FRUIT DEBATE

[wet fog]

Dragonfruit is really nice too

[ornate gorge]

kaki is sweet asf

[crude tapir]

mangosteen 😋

[ornate gorge]

when ripe

has a unique flavour

amazing

[narrow spire]

[ornate gorge]

also yellow tomatoes are underrated

[charred palm]

Got scared for a second cuz raisins is grapes in french

[ornate gorge]

those are sweeter than normal ones

i have in garden

[charred palm]

Interesting list

Passion fruit isn't really tasty as a fruit but as a juice it SLAPS

[ornate gorge]

i dont eat them in salads or dishes

only raw

[wet fog]

Raisins sec are so awful

[ornate gorge]

what

[charred palm]

I liked them but rapidly got bored

[wet fog]

Worst fruit ever

[ornate gorge]

they are amazing

[frail lynx]

Send

[wet fog]

Cap

[ornate gorge]

they are dried grapes 💀

[charred palm]

Yeah lol

[brisk wave]

I want to see a crop tier list too

[ornate gorge]

imo my most hatrd fruit

is

drums

none

i like every fruit i eat

[frail lynx]

We need a view only channel with all the tier lists pinned

[stray kelp]

[ornate gorge]

vegetable also none

[desert zinc]

Celery

[ornate gorge]

i like

in soup

and raw

(the root)

[languid swan]

#images-and-memes message
Does this mean 1 pig can produce another? Or do I actually need 2 pigs?

[ornate gorge]

never in my life ate the green

[gaunt gale]

I agree for most, pretty much every one for me tho is a or s teir, just a few I hate

[charred palm]

It can but it takes a lot of luck and time so

I'd say not worth waiting

[languid swan]

Pain

[grizzled mountain]

I just reached fishing level 10, should i get Angler or Pirate

[hasty pond]

you should only need one

[gaunt gale]

both are pretty bad

[languid swan]

16k per pig is nuts

[charred palm]

Pirate cuz it's more fun

[gaunt gale]

I'd do whatever you want

[gaunt gale]

not really

[charred palm]

And it will help with museum if you fish a lot

[grizzled mountain]

Is the money route worth it

[languid swan]

I'm poor and lazy

[ornate gorge]

whats ur most hated veggie?

[distant sphinx]

Joja route offers less rewards except the auto petter

[grizzled mountain]

I kind of struggle making money and i enjoy fishing

[charred palm]

Then go for the money

[distant sphinx]

but you can still get it with ||skull cavern||

[gaunt gale]

Meaning what? Joja?

[charred palm]

No meaning angler vs pirate

[distant sphinx]

it's ultimately up to you

[grizzled mountain]

No im talking about fishing skills

[distant sphinx]

oh lmao

[gaunt gale]

Lmao

[distant sphinx]

I like pirate

[charred palm]

I'd say go for angler if fishing is your main source of money

[distant sphinx]

very useful for artifact hunting

[grizzled mountain]

I currently have a lot of crops growing

Imma do pirate screw it

[charred palm]

Nice

Welcome to the club 🏴‍☠️

[distant sphinx]

angler is also good but fishing falls off for money pretty fast

[grizzled mountain]

I just made 4366 from fish rn

[wet fog]

So bad

I refuse to eat any kind of raisins

[distant sphinx]

raisins are ok

[wet fog]

I feel sorry for the poor souls who like them

[gaunt gale]

Exactly

[ornate gorge]

i lke

[wet fog]

Buddha will pray for you

[ornate gorge]

like

[gaunt gale]

I love raisins

[crude tapir]

raisins r good smh

[ornate gorge]

bro buda in romanian is a notsopolite way to say toilet

[languid swan]

Raisins are good

At least you're not a supertaster who finds all chocolate bitter, and that plants in the same family as celery and parsley taste like soap

[wet fog]

If you wanna eat raisins just eat dates

At least theyre good

[distant sphinx]

eh

[ornate gorge]

i love raisins

[distant sphinx]

dates are also ok

[gaunt gale]

Completely different

[quick frigate]

i love raisins

[distant sphinx]

but not the same as raisins

[wet fog]

Looks the same therefore is the same

Unbeatable logic

[ornate gorge]

i love pickles

[quick frigate]

me too

[distant sphinx]

[ornate gorge]

i also love broccoli

especially on pizza

[distant sphinx]

nope no thank you

[ornate gorge]

pineapple

jesus

[brisk wave]

Hello

[distant sphinx]

oh ok

[ornate gorge]

it doesnt belong ANYWHERE NEAR PIZZA

[distant sphinx]

pineapple on pizza actually isn't bad though

[charred palm]

Pineapple on pizza is good tho

[ornate gorge]

tastes good but its not right

[distant sphinx]

it's definitely not good but not horrific imo

[ornate gorge]

it feels wrong

[distant sphinx]

mid pizza topping

[charred palm]

I like it , I'm not a pizza guy anyways I eat everything lol

[ornate gorge]

what is a food that i will be considered not ok for liking?

[grizzled mountain]

Should i get ducks

[charred palm]

Nutella with rice

[distant sphinx]

if you need them for cc

otherwise no

[ornate gorge]

bro tf

[distant sphinx]

do people actually do that?

[grizzled mountain]

Or what animal should i do

[charred palm]

I heard that one time

[grizzled mountain]

I have chickens and cows

[queen merlin]

put the coop next to the water to watch them waddle in the water

[distant sphinx]

cereal with water

[ornate gorge]

k i am tempted to try

[charred palm]

Popped in my head today lol

[ornate gorge]

actually i did

[distant sphinx]

how was it

[charred palm]

Nah bro that's wrong

[ornate gorge]

eat it

[charred palm]

That's just wet cereals

[ornate gorge]

weird

[distant sphinx]

just sounds like soggy cereal

[ornate gorge]

no taste

[charred palm]

Ahh the water absorbs the flavor

[ornate gorge]

its like eating but ur taste buds flash on and off

[gaunt gale]

Nice

[ornate gorge]

taste of cereal then water

[grizzled mountain]

Should i get goats

[charred palm]

Not allowed

[distant sphinx]

not something I wish to experience

[charred palm]

I would

[gaunt gale]

Mhn

[ornate gorge]

anything else?

[trail nest]

hello

[distant sphinx]

Hi dew

[gaunt gale]

I’m

What

[ornate gorge]

any fruit that i would be considered weird for liking?

[runic wadi]

👀 please adhere to the harkness test before engaging in anything like that

[ornate gorge]

never ate

ik what it js

i never ate it

yes ik

[hasty pond]

uh oh stinky

[ornate gorge]

i never eaten it before

[distant sphinx]

stinky fruit that tastes nothing like what it smells like

[ornate gorge]

anything else

what

parsnip

?

i love them?

whats wrong with parsnips

why tf would i licck a parsnip

k anything else?

[soft talon]

Bruh its a common fruit in brazil

It is not to eat

It is to make juice

Here we call it “Graviola”

[ornate gorge]

any other fruit or veggie i would be considered not ok for liking?

[runic wadi]

cucumber, hence why they're not in sdv

[ornate gorge]

???