stardew-valley

[upper pasture]

gay buddies 👁️

[astral nebula]

ITS A DAMN JOKE

[honest oyster]

[upper pasture]

:)

[upper pasture]

dwdw we know

[queen merlin]

gay

[upper pasture]

just messing with u

[upper pasture]

AYEEE

[honest oyster]

[upper pasture]

om

cat fan

can i send u a rrly cute pic of a cat

[honest oyster]

pls

[dry locust]

#cats are cute

[queen merlin]

cats are the best

[upper pasture]

agreed

cat cult?

[bleak gale]

I want to punt a junimo

[upper pasture]

ill help u

[quaint venture]

My cat sleeping rn

[upper pasture]

SEND

PLSSSSSSSS

[bleak gale]

Like wtf do they need the 42.5K gold for

[quaint venture]

The other ones climbing up my clothes like a ladder in my closet

[upper pasture]

who tf knows

[upper pasture]

PLS I BEG SHOW

i love cats but my mothers afraid of them 😔

[astral nebula]

Guys this is my inv for skull craven hows it ?

Dammmn

Look in designs

[quaint venture]

That’s both of them

[upper pasture]

im gonna kms

thats so adorbale im gonna askdjaskdjaskdaskjfdasdhkasjdhasjkdasjkdadhkasjdhkasjdhaskhdas

[quaint venture]

Fluffy one is Bella aka Loki (we originally thought he was a girl but then his balls dropped so he has 2 names) and the tall short hair is Binx

They’re brothers

[quaint venture]

Yeah they’re really cute, they’re like a year and a half old

[upper pasture]

BALLS DROPPPED-?

awwww

[quaint venture]

They’re both very cuddly and let me pick them up whenever n stuff since I’ve had them since they were kittens they’re kinda just used to it

[upper pasture]

godamn it i want them so badly

[quaint venture]

Lol yeh the vet was like “hey uhhh… I think Bella’s uhhhh testicles might have dropped” so then we renamed him Loki I still call him Bella a lot tho

[dry locust]

GIMMIE THE CUDDLES!!!!!!!!!!!

[quaint venture]

They are very cuddly

Here’s a cute picture of Bella

[upper pasture]

pffffff

AWWWWWWWWWWWW

im gonna kidnap them

[cobalt hare]

So... I haven't been online heer for a long time

[quaint venture]

This is them the day we got them

When they were like 5 months old

[cobalt hare]

Did anything happen at my absence?

[sour relic]

ahhhhhhhhh why is basic sprinkler only 4 and not a full square

[quaint venture]

Cuz it’s the basic one

[upper pasture]

so small and adorable ❤️

[cobalt hare]

Does anyone has a fast way to get refined quartz fast?

[quaint venture]

Fr they’re very cute. Bella was the runt of the litter that’s why he’s fluffy and short not big n talk like Binx

[upper pasture]

ah i see

[cobalt hare]

My cat was on the news

[sour relic]

when do i unlock the next tier

[upper pasture]

show

rn

all of u show ur cats

🧎 i beg

[glad ridge]

whats the best layout for groweing

[quaint venture]

Fire quartz is levels 80-119 that’d be a quick way

[upper pasture]

honestly just looked mine up

[cobalt hare]

I don't have the footage but they thought he was a girl cat

[upper pasture]

why did my brain processes that as cat girl

like the one in-

[glad ridge]

i cant send im,ages 😭

[upper pasture]

💀

[upper pasture]

awww

[quaint venture]

Whenever you unlock the crafting recipe I don’t remember when, probably by year 2 tho

[quaint venture]

That’s why happened to my cat that’s why we call him Bella and Loki

We thought he was a girl til his balls dropped

[cobalt hare]

Lol my Webtoon has cat boys so I don't mind that thought

[upper pasture]

LMAO

[quaint venture]

I wanna be a cat girl

[upper pasture]

when i use to have webtoon like awhile back i saw one on my recommended and little did i know it was ||yaoi||

thats when i knew i had to delete it 💀

oh my god the cursed shit i saw

[quaint venture]

Lol

Luckily I never did stuff like that as a kid

I did watch a lot of weird minecraft role play YouTube videos tho lol

[upper pasture]

oh my

[quaint venture]

Here is my cat at this exact moment in time

[upper pasture]

yk all of this is making me remember episode

[upper pasture]

CUTE OH MY GOD CAT ITS ADORABLE

[quaint venture]

Lol

We call him fat boy cuz he’s chunky

[cobalt hare]

Ayye mine is still that but more focused on character interactions

[upper pasture]

thats what i call my dog

thats good

it hasnt taken a turn for the worse...yet

[merry shard]

I need clay where get

[upper pasture]

honestly got it from hoeing the ground

[merry shard]

Why so rare though

[narrow spire]

those uh rocks u break open\

[upper pasture]

geode

[narrow spire]

yes

egg rock

[upper pasture]

?

why is my wifi so bad tf

[merry shard]

How clay need for silo

[cobalt hare]

any reason you sent me a friend request?@upper pasture

[narrow spire]

[upper pasture]

mmm no

just for fun

[quaint venture]

Hoe tha ground a bunch

Just all of it all around town

It’ll grow back it’ll just look goofy for a couple days

[upper pasture]

fr, that how i got 539 clay

[quaint venture]

And you might get some artifacts too

[upper pasture]

mhm

[cinder geyser]

Fighter or scout?

[magic kindle]

hmmm idk

[narrow spire]

hehhhh

it says weeds are hurting my farm

how stop

[magic kindle]

remove stones, twigs and fibers

[narrow spire]

o ok

[magic kindle]

around paths and other objects

becuase they can destroy paths

[narrow spire]

O RLLY

[cobalt hare]

idk

[quaint venture]

Yeh , stone fences are less likely to break than wood but they still can

Just keep your farm from getting overgrown and all will be good

[magic kindle]

yep

[alpine kestrel]

do blueberries continue to bear fruit in the greenhouse

[visual quail]

yas

[visual quail]

I go fighter

[alpine kestrel]

thanks

[quaint venture]

Yep

[copper trail]

anyone else growing 120 cranberries in greenhouse with no sprinklers for first season after getting it?

just me?

[distant sphinx]

quality sprinklers

[visual quail]

that sounds like an awful amount of work

[quaint venture]

Lol

[copper trail]

i do not have gold yet

[distant sphinx]

every single day

[quaint venture]

In my greenhouse I got coffee beans strawberries and ancient fruit

[copper trail]

so i just water everything with my steel watering can

[distant sphinx]

ouch

[magic kindle]

How did you get he gh then?

[copper trail]

wdym?

[visual quail]

Same, plus some hops c:

[wet hollow]

Just use regular sprinklers then

[distant sphinx]

ew

[magic kindle]

also you don't need money for sprinklers

[copper trail]

no not money gold

[quaint venture]

If you’re gonna do that you should invest in upgrading your can cuz then you can water more than one square at once

[copper trail]

gold as in gold ore

[quaint venture]

Twinsies

[copper trail]

iron watering can not steel

it is upgraded

[astral nebula]

I wasted my money on deluxe fertilizer

:(

[quaint venture]

Yeh I’m talking upgrade it more like iridium

[copper trail]

i dont really have acsess to that yet

[quaint venture]

Gold?

[copper trail]

iridium

[quaint venture]

Nah I’m saying do you access to gold

[copper trail]

no

[quaint venture]

Get some

[distant sphinx]

well that sucks

[quaint venture]

Ez

Lol

[copper trail]

im not past level 80 of the mines yet 😭

90% percent of my days are bad luck days its hard

[earnest harbor]

but in turn, you can use it to get higher quality crops for more money, so it should pay for itself

[copper trail]

not if ur going to keg or preserve ur crops

[distant sphinx]

welp

[astral nebula]

Yeah

[distant sphinx]

rip profit

[astral nebula]

But it still costs alot

[distant sphinx]

it's worth it

it'll pay itself off

[astral nebula]

I don't really have to many kegs

And all of them are full with ancient fruit

[earnest harbor]

i guess so.

[copper trail]

why are cranberries so darn expensive i litterally spend 30000 g to fill my greenhouse

[earnest harbor]

I don't really use kegs.

im not saying you shouldn't im just saying i dont

[distant sphinx]

now keg all of them 😈

[earnest harbor]

what if they dont use kegs?

they probably do, im just setting a scenario

[distant sphinx]

then make some

[quaint venture]

Kegs will make planting all the cranberries worth it

[earnest harbor]

don't mind me

[copper trail]

if i get lucky i think they should pay off after the first or seccond harvest

[earnest harbor]

i dont use em.

[copper trail]

without kegging all of them

[distant sphinx]

no they won't

[upper pasture]

unlimited wine

[distant sphinx]

you'll spend more time making kegs and using them then making profit

[copper trail]

no guys salmon berry wine

thats how u get unlimited gold keg all of those cranberries

it might take a year to get through one harvest but it would be worth it

[distant sphinx]

💀 salmonberry wine

[quaint venture]

You’re gonna need kegs at some point and they sell for a shit ton more

It goes from a base price of 75 to 225

[earnest harbor]

worth

hella worth

[distant sphinx]

I'm not going to use kegs on thousands and thousands of cranberries

[copper trail]

ok but im gonna get 240+ every harvest

i cant keg all of those

im gonna have much more then kegs

[distant sphinx]

do it anyways 😈

It'll be funny

[earnest harbor]

am i the only person anymore who just sells raw crops?

[copper trail]

it takes 6 days for wine to be made but 5 for cranberries to harvest

[earnest harbor]

fuck yeah

[distant sphinx]

it's just objectively better to process them

[copper trail]

so i need a ungodly amount of kegs to keep up

[earnest harbor]

I know, but i dont do it

[eager spear]

someone plz answer my question in #farms-and-outfits

[quaint venture]

Nah but if you make like 10 kegs and then just put 10 of them that’s already a lot more money, goes from 750 to 2250 just for those 10

[copper trail]

its better to process expensive singular crops like melons or starfruit not a million little crops like cranberries

[earnest harbor]

because i dont like kegs

[dusk hatch]

hey

[earnest harbor]

hallo

[copper trail]

i want to do the math to figure out how many kegs i need to keep up with my cranberry harvest

[earnest harbor]

number + number = A lot

[copper trail]

i need to figure average amount of many cranberries i get each harvest

[earnest harbor]

a lot

[distant sphinx]

preserves jars are better for cranberries anyways

[copper trail]

oh if i seed maker cranberrys i get a profit

[astral nebula]

And btw I bought like the speed grow one

Not the quality

One

[earnest harbor]

I dont understand wine people

i just use raw crops for money

[copper trail]

so maybe i should seedmaker all of them since thats much faster and i have automate?

[distant sphinx]

money

[copper trail]

it ups the price of each from 75 to 240 and i can get af

[distant sphinx]

why is discord so slow today

[copper trail]

should i invest in seed makers?

[earnest harbor]

raw crops make good money too

[astral nebula]

Yeah

[distant sphinx]

I type my message and it takes 5 more seconds to send

[earnest harbor]

i make wine then drink it in SDV

[eager spear]

foraging good

[distant sphinx]

wine triples your profit

[astral nebula]

My text takes like 3 seconds to send

[earnest harbor]

im aware

[distant sphinx]

im also aweare

[earnest harbor]

i dont use wine anyway

[distant sphinx]

just play how you want to play

[earnest harbor]

yep

[copper trail]

or with artisan quadruple profits

[urban crystal]

does willys special bait even work

[glad ridge]

for level 5 foraging should i pick forester or gatherer

[distant sphinx]

gatherer

then botanist

[honest oyster]

forester imo but u can always change later

[distant sphinx]

who needs more wood

[potent saffron]

theres um these like transparent gems in floor 41 but everytime i try to break them they shatter? how do i like collect them

[honest oyster]

u cant

if youre in the icy levels

[distant sphinx]

you can't

[honest oyster]

theyre just decoration im pretty sure

[potent saffron]

oooh okok i thought i was missing something

[honest oyster]

me :D

[distant sphinx]

tree farm

[honest oyster]

effort

[earnest harbor]

a lot of people

[distant sphinx]

fair enough

have a great day

[honest oyster]

u too

[cobalt hare]

Have a tree farm. Change pr to forester . Clear . Change back to botanist

[distant sphinx]

effort

[cobalt hare]

Hey j have a question, can people go on tk others farms and help them design or does it start the person who came over to the farm like a new save file

If you think 20% is gonna help you

[earnest harbor]

or just keep forester

[cobalt hare]

Personally i never do it

I’m on switch and wanted some help with decorating because I’m new(first play through)

[cobalt hare]

Botanist too good

[crude tapir]

DELTAAA

[cobalt hare]

Panda hola

[distant sphinx]

yeah botanist makes a single deluxe barn almost as good as af wine

[hollow hornet]

#farms-and-outfits can help with decorating tips

[earnest harbor]

or just keep forester

[crude tapir]

<3 h r u doing?

[cobalt hare]

Nah it sucks

[cobalt hare]

Surviving . Hbu

[honest oyster]

the person joining starts of as if its a new save im pretty sure but ofc the farm is progressed

[honest oyster]

not sure if thats what youre asking

[dusk hatch]

Frog

[cobalt hare]

Okay cool I’m on my second year of my first play through

[distant sphinx]

frog

[crude tapir]

currently screenshitting a webtoon for more pfps, but same good to hear X)

[hollow hornet]

frog

[distant sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/phrog-gif-20974982

[honest oyster]

yeah if youre joining their game for the first time, your own progress in your own save isnt counted

[urban crystal]

there are frogs???

[cobalt hare]

No

[cobalt hare]

Okay

[dusk hatch]

stardew expanded

[honest oyster]

i didnt know either

[cobalt hare]

Thanks

[earnest harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/arrived-meme-walking-arrive-cat-gif-19928173

[cobalt hare]

https://tenor.com/view/fade-away-oooooooooooo-aga-emoji-crumble-gif-20008708

[honest oyster]

[earnest harbor]

heyo

[cobalt hare]

Its modded

[hollow hornet]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706633628851110048/975406220477353998/smol_arrival.gif

[distant sphinx]

just as ambience

[hollow hornet]

wtf

[distant sphinx]

epic embed fail

[cobalt hare]

LMAOOOO EMBED FAIL

[honest oyster]

damn, frogs would have been cool

[hollow hornet]

now you look like a fool

god my internet is so ass

[cobalt hare]

Nah we all know what happened

U failed.

Also indigo where is my hello u meanie

[dusk hatch]

epic embed success

[hollow hornet]

heyo delta

[cobalt hare]

Helloo

Hemlo

[cobalt hare]

Ok ima disappear to my cave now

[distant sphinx]

I love this sticker

[cobalt hare]

Laters

[distant sphinx]

bye delta

[cobalt hare]

Byeee delta

Byebyee

[dusk hatch]

bye delta

[distant sphinx]

no bye from indigo 💀

[dusk hatch]

what a snake

[crude tapir]

@hollow hornet

your reputation is getting worse

[dusk hatch]

😬

[hollow hornet]

i left to go talk about webtoon this is so sad

[crude tapir]

LMFAAOOA

[formal flame]

Hi!

[dusk hatch]

hi

[grim rivet]

froggie

[mint burrow]

How do skull cavern well

Send help.

[formal flame]

I can't help you. I suck at it

[dusk hatch]

bomb

[mint burrow]

Bomb good

Ok ty

[narrow spire]

dont die

break roc

[mint burrow]

Ahhh yea. No die. Bomb good.

[narrow spire]

i have a degree in skull cavern btw

im an expert

[quaint venture]

lots and lots of the big bombs, triple shot expresso to make you fast, stuff tpo heal and a lot of extra stairs

[mint burrow]

What’s a good aim depth wise to make it worth my time and investment?

[crude tapir]

reminder to spoiler ||skull cavern||

[quaint venture]

i think level 120 is the level you need to complete the quest

[mint burrow]

Dang that’s far lol

I’ve only gone to 25

[quaint venture]

did you get the quest at 25?

[mint burrow]

Ya

[quaint venture]

||you should get a letter from a strange man telling you to meet him at a certain level||

just aim there

[minor karma]

Aren't you supposed to censor that in New Farmers

[regal venture]

Hey can i use stardew valley extiended in online

[narrow spire]

wait what

[minor karma]

Yeah

[regal venture]

Or use mods in online?

[narrow spire]

i never been to skull cavern

[calm sandal]

now i got idea to draw frozen frog.

[narrow spire]

but good to know

[dusk hatch]

funny you say that, im on the frozen levels of the mines and a frog just ran out of a crystal

[fathom belfry]

omg, I had a horrible nightmare last night that discord was down & I couldn't log on here

[woeful gust]

What crops should I sell in winter

[fathom belfry]

you can't do outdoor crops during winter except for winter seeds

or if you have the greenhouse, go for the most profitable

[woeful gust]

Well then which winter seeds should I get I'm on the first day of winter

[fathom belfry]

it's farming, fishing & mining time in winter

you can craft them if you have the recipe, or get them from the seed maker

there's also a ||cc bundle that gives them to you as a prize when you complete them||

[woeful gust]

Oh ok thx

[fathom belfry]

traveling cart, ||desert|| or ||sc|| will also give them to you from time to time

np!

[quaint venture]

not being able to upgrade my scythe annoys me so bad

i have all iridium and it looks so cool and then theres just my scythe

[crude tapir]

LMFAOO

[quaint venture]

[fathom belfry]

poor scythe-y

[quaint venture]

boutta put it in a chest and never use it again smh

[calm sandal]

done

[dusk hatch]

wow you are good at drawing

i like it

[calm sandal]

thnx, its touhou btw, technically not for this channel

[woeful gust]

I feel like I'm making bad progress on my farm , I still don't have a coop yet and winter just started

[queen merlin]

awwwwwwwwwwwwww

[calm sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-fumo-frog-touhou-touhou-doll-gif-21576540

[woeful gust]

And I still have the regular equipment they give u in the start of the game

[dusk hatch]

idk who that is but i like it still

[marble raptor]

what coop/barn animals are the most profitable? I'm on ver 1.4 with artisan path

[calm sandal]

just take it easy then, no need to rush

[woeful gust]

Ik but I just feel like I'm falling behind

[calm sandal]

pig farm, u dont even need artisan for this, not that necessary.

[potent saffron]

what does the dwarf scroll 2 do? i just got it while in the mines n i dont know what any of the dwarf scrolls do.

[crude tapir]

donate to the museum

[marble raptor]

oink oink it is

[potent saffron]

okok gotcha

[marble raptor]

what do you do with the duplicate artifacts?

[fathom belfry]

sell them

[toxic girder]

I got the stray dog and named it after my current dog

[crude tapir]

i like to keep them, but its your choice

[quaint venture]

theres 4 of them you gotta donate all to museum then you get smth cool n swag

[calm sandal]

if u collect I II III IV, u can talk to dwarf

[potent saffron]

oooo okok gotcha i only have 1 and 2

[calm sandal]

most of artifacts and minerals has only decoration and selling purpose after 1st donation

'most'.

[crude tapir]

iirc penny and the dwarf like all artifacts but dont @ me on that

[marble raptor]

ohhh ohh what about coop??

[calm sandal]

coop is decent unless u play at 1.5 update, it has good end game chicken that could rival pig farm

[fathom belfry]

ooh!

[crude tapir]

yeah i just checked they do

my god is it my wifi or discord taking so long to send messages 💀

[marble raptor]

not sure when mobile will update to 1.5 but good to know! switching to buns for funsies then ty as always @calm sandal

[fathom belfry]

i've been selling them!

lol theres a 10 sec slowdown at seasoned farmers

discord is trippin

[crude tapir]

oh no they dont really sell for much do they? so gifting would be even better tbh

but I'm a hoarder so 🏃

[vocal sand]

What is with this annoying blue fish symbol?

[crude tapir]

like besides ur time icon and stuff? that should be a buff

MY GOD DISCORD JUST SEND 💀

[fathom belfry]

I was during my first play, but I was also a complete dumbass in strategy. like I didn't know about traveling merchant until like year 2 or 3 lol

& now I'm trying to be more strategic but still messing up on the silliest things lol

like green bean

why no buy green bean on spring 1

im short green bean rn

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOOO oh rip, all the knowledge and mistakes u make r good to know so u wont do the same with ur next save :))

[vocal sand]

No, during the fishing minigame. It's so ridiculously fast.

[eager spear]

joja worker pam here

i would like to

quit joja

[quaint venture]

no

[fathom belfry]

[eager spear]

i want to quit

boss doesnt want to suck my toes anymore

[serene walrus]

🤨

[frozen tree]

how to i get animals?

[heady nymph]

Go to marnie ranch

Right under your farm

[frozen tree]

Thanks!

[crude tapir]

did the fish icon had a little orange hat like on it? if yes it would be one of the legendaries or if not just fish with hard difficulty

[heady nymph]

No problem

It's been two months since i last played stardew valley and now i literally forgot everything about the game

[calm sandal]

make sure u have their food before buying them

[narrow spire]

I got a crop fairy

How rare is it

[heady nymph]

Also build the silo

[calm sandal]

i havent play since last year

[quaint venture]

you buy them

[heady nymph]

Before you build a coop

So that way you have food for them

All of the animal feeds on wheat

To get wheat you need to shave some grass

Only work if you have a silo

If u don't well... U ain't got anything bud

Okay i have to go my taxi just arrived

[calm sandal]

byet

[heady nymph]

Hopefully i choose the right one this time

And not like the other 2 month or so

Well berry. If you read this, you'll definitely understand what I'm talking about

[narrow spire]

How get iridium sprinklers

I planted a lot of strawberries and I don’t wanna water by hand

Idk if this goes in new farmers

[calm sandal]

u just need to lvl up farm skill

to unlock the crafting

[urban crystal]

get farming to like 8 or 9 and u get rtecipe

or krobus

[narrow spire]

O ok

[urban crystal]

krobus sells u irrc

[calm sandal]

also, u can just go with quality sprinkler

[narrow spire]

I don’t have that recipe either

[calm sandal]

they re easier to craft and also appliable as long as u dont aim for large crops

[urban crystal]

get ur farming higher

level

[narrow spire]

Ok

[calm sandal]

well guess u gotta work hard now

[urban crystal]

or u guy buy one from krobyus every friday for 10k

[heady nymph]

Damn dude

[narrow spire]

Also what are crop fairy chances

[narrow spire]

I don’t even have krobus 💀

[heady nymph]

You've been playing for 13 straight hour

[narrow spire]

I have to water 126 strawberries by hand

[heady nymph]

Everyday💀💀

Now that's what i call a pain in the ass

[narrow spire]

Rain is chad

[cold lark]

My cowpoke

[sour relic]

when do i unlock the stone floor

[heady nymph]

Mega super duper nuker nuder murderer chad

[heady nymph]

Level 2

Mining

I think

[sour relic]

ahh

thx

wait no im level 2 and i dont have it

[heady nymph]

Just check your craft section

[heady nymph]

Oh alr

Good luck surviving year 1👀

[sour relic]

wdym

[cobalt hare]

Hey so I want some help in my new farm(im on switch) but I’m also new to this server, what can I do?

[placid smelt]

Ello

[narrow spire]

Hi

How do you get new roles here btw

[storm gazelle]

talking, participating in events, modding

[quick frigate]

a lot of people are really friendly so just dont be afraid to ask questions!

[narrow spire]

O ok

[cobalt hare]

Is there a specific channel

I’m just looking for help to progress

[quick frigate]

just ask here!

[vocal sand]

Yeah, it's the legendary

[crude tapir]

ah yeah, good luck :)

[sour relic]

how do i get fire quartz

[cobalt hare]

Does anyone wanna help me with my first play through? (I’m on switch)

[swift river]

What are the disadvantages i would face If i skip the few years at the beginning

[heady nymph]

Ah finally

1 million g

[toxic girder]

It’s really fun but the character design is hard

[cobalt hare]

I’m in year 2

I just have no clue what I’m doing

[sour relic]

how do i get fire quartz

[crude tapir]

they spawn on the floor mines lvl 80+

[copper trail]

u find it in the mines and from geodes

[heady nymph]

I can buy the fortune statue or smtg

[sour relic]

ah

also what is a good way to advence in the mine faster

[distant sphinx]

Dont

[copper trail]

just get animals and try to finish some of he cc bundles

[distant sphinx]

Ignore the monsters

[heady nymph]

Why

[wind galleon]

i just got a phone call that said its a prerecorded messege in a foreign language and that i dont understand it, what does it mean?

[distant sphinx]

Don't actively try and fight them

[keen mauve]

guys

[heady nymph]

I heard they can give you iridium ores

[distant sphinx]

Not worth 1m

[keen mauve]

theres something about Grandpa's shrine right?

theres a certain date?

[sour relic]

k

[copper trail]

go when u have good luck (u can check ur luck on tv) and go down the seccond u see it

[heady nymph]

Oh okay

[potent rain]

10k more till mushroom cave

[distant sphinx]

It takes ~8 years to pay it off iirc

[heady nymph]

Ooop

Nevermind

[toxic girder]

Year 1 for me got the free tutorial

[copper trail]

nothing its just a easter egg

[heady nymph]

I ain't buying taht

[toxic girder]

Yesterday

11.41 not to much

[keen mauve]

what will the shrine do?

[narrow spire]

I got a giant junimo plush and it was adorable

Best item in game

[cobalt hare]

Lucky

[distant sphinx]

What shrine?

[keen mauve]

grandpa

[potent rain]

Mushrooms or fruit cave what shall i take

[distant sphinx]

Just wait until ||iridium krobus||

[copper trail]

u can give it diamond to someone grandpa and then he evaluates ur farm

[keen mauve]

mush

[narrow spire]

I took shroom

[cobalt hare]

Fruit

[toxic girder]

I got the stray dog and named her after my dog

[narrow spire]

Wtf

[distant sphinx]

||grandpa will come back from the dead and give you a purple statue if you impress him enough||

[calm sandal]

shroom for life elixir and more profit

[distant sphinx]

Purple krobus

[toxic girder]

My farm is named trikru farm

[potent rain]

I was about to ask whitch makes more money. Are you a mind reading god or smt

[fathom thicket]

if I wear two of the same rings do I get double the bonus?

[wind galleon]

i checked the queen of sauce program 3 times in a row now and every time its been the pink cake, is something wrong?

[distant sphinx]

Yes

I'm not sure if it's double

[crude tapir]

some rings stack some not

[distant sphinx]

But they will stack

[slow yew]

statue of perfection

[narrow spire]

You can never go wrong with pink cake

[potent rain]

Yes you takeing the wrong number of steps

[vocal sand]

Yoooooo I got the Legendary fish

[frozen tree]

ive ran into an small problem i built an coop with fence and an gate but when i try to purchase animals it says requaiers an coop, can someone help me please?

[copper trail]

slay

[fathom thicket]

what about two iridium bands?

[slow yew]

guys guys its 2 - 8 per day

[copper trail]

is ur coop fully built?

[calm sandal]

now cook it to sashimi and eat it

[vocal sand]

do I sell the legendary, or do I do a funny and put it in the potluck

[distant sphinx]

Yes

[crude tapir]

yes they stacj

[fathom thicket]

ok great

[copper trail]

only chickens can go into a base coop so you cant buy anything besides them

[distant sphinx]

no turn it into fertilizer

[slow yew]

mmmm stacj

[calm sandal]

depends, u want to sell or just collect em, u can only catch it once anyway

[potent rain]

Qos is one of the things that get decided by the step counter

[crude tapir]

😐

[dim glade]

You need to purchase a coop from robin not build one

[slow yew]

nein nitro

[copper trail]

oh did u try to make it urself?

[narrow spire]

How is the life of a slime

[vocal sand]

Lemme check the price of the fish I caught. One second

[frozen tree]

who is robin?

[calm sandal]

eat alot, fart alot

🍑 💨

[narrow spire]

Your buddies keep attacking me smh smh

[copper trail]

tutorial ginger shes in top right

[frozen tree]

ok

[vocal sand]

Okay, 2,812 for the fish. Could just potluck it then

[distant sphinx]

now describe leah in the same way 💀

[calm sandal]

we are omnivore

[crude tapir]

💀 you do realize u said it wrong 😹 👎

[dim glade]

Robin has a carpenter shop, you can find it by going up from your house and following the path to a dirt clearing, then going down and into the house

[copper trail]

lesbian ginger in bottom left

[distant sphinx]

lmao

[frozen tree]

thanks

[dim glade]

Yeah np

[calm sandal]

putting fence is not making it to coop sadly

[distant sphinx]

:(

no cheap coop

[narrow spire]

They should add a way for us to become a capitalist and build factories on our farms

[slow yew]

fine kein nitro

[distant sphinx]

mods 👀

[narrow spire]

[calm sandal]

automate can technically make ur farm a factory

[potent rain]

One more month on the not leaveing farm run and im in the geting rich zone

[distant sphinx]

automate mod saves so much time

[copper trail]

i love automate so much i could never play without it

[distant sphinx]

I really should get back to sdv and play with it more

[calm sandal]

like this

[dim glade]

Can I gift || bouncer ||

[calm sandal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/137345719668310016/852050182384123955/unknown.png

[potent rain]

We need an automate mod for crops

[distant sphinx]

no

[calm sandal]

nop

[dim glade]

Dang :(

[copper trail]

im scared

[distant sphinx]

you can dm a happy message though

[cold lark]

I am heartbroken

My cowpoke is gone since I left the server

[wet fog]

Ok

[distant sphinx]

you can ask for it back

like what I did

[slow yew]

u can dm bouncer to get it back if u have evidence

[wet fog]

I hate being a farmer i want to be cowpoke

[cold lark]

What can I use as evidence

[wet fog]

Ask indigo even he thinks that farmer blitz is weird

[slow yew]

L

[cold lark]

They have the log in audit they just have to search

[distant sphinx]

PoSt Cc DeLeTe

[frozen tree]

4000 g! how am i supposed to get that mutch money!

[distant sphinx]

idk like a screenshot of your old roles

[slow yew]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/706633628851110048/975845564182855690/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[copper trail]

fish, farm, forage

[cold lark]

Illegal imports hit different in Stardew

[potent rain]

Ok but how you gonna put one inside

[dim glade]

Its so sad I would just say buy a ton of seeds, preferably ones that have multiple harvests and sell everything you get from them

[narrow spire]

We need krobus hat

[cold lark]

Hmmm I’ll see if I can find one, thanks!

[distant sphinx]

uh that's the whole point of them

[copper trail]

once u get a coop it pays off really fast

[potent rain]

And thats the whole point of the mod

[frozen tree]

ok thanks for yhe tip

[dim glade]

Especially if you get mayo machine

[copper trail]

im assuming u already have that

u should never sell egs without machine ur just throwing away money

[distant sphinx]

if you could get a portable ||gh||...

[cold lark]

Just evade taxes and you’ll be fine

[distant sphinx]

or you can cook them

[cold lark]

And fish

That’s good too

Stardew valley is like equivalent to heaven. There is no taxes!

[copper trail]

wherea are u gonna bring it with u to tho?

[dim glade]

It’s like a life sim but more fun in some ways

[rough plank]

hello

[potent rain]

There are taxes. You are just doing tax evasion

[distant sphinx]

your mom's house

[cold lark]

😱 I would never

[narrow spire]

We should be able to be elected as mayor and tax all the villagers

[potent rain]

Well yeah but every other working person pays taxes

[cold lark]

Infinite money

[rough plank]

does this server have ppl who work as a full time discord user

[summer hamlet]

work as a discord user?

huh?

[distant sphinx]

uh I guess the junimos

[cold lark]

Taxes are for losers and that’s a fact

[mint burrow]

Ya. They’re called “unemployed” lol

[copper trail]

for free but yes

every despardo

[dim glade]

When you || get married || do your bank accounts merge hehe

[charred palm]

💀

[distant sphinx]

LMFAO

[summer hamlet]

no

[drifting field]

what u tryin to say huh

[calm sandal]

hey, i have job.

[charred palm]

I'm laughing way too bad this isn't right

[narrow spire]

Imagine u lose half ur stuff when u get divorced

[dim glade]

So sad

[cold lark]

He’s saying you have no life I think

[drifting field]

[distant sphinx]

run ben

[cold lark]

Kinda mean 😔

[copper trail]

omg the way all of the despardos come out the seccond u say anything

[rough plank]

never go outside
no job

[summer hamlet]

why are you asking?

[heady nymph]

Tutorial on how to sleep 101

[drifting field]

im lurking coz im waiting to be called for final interview

[copper trail]

not the nicest term but yes

[astral nebula]

Sigma grideset

[summer hamlet]

anyways

[copper trail]

omg are u gonna be a mod????

[slow yew]

get knocked out by big buff person like myself

[drifting field]

but as to the full time question not even the junimos are full time so i guess there's no full time users here

[calm sandal]

desperados just talk a lot for long time, most of em re adult with jobs

[torn bolt]

Sending good vibes

[copper trail]

a long long long long time

[drifting field]

oh nono i mean irl lolol im applying at a call center

[cold lark]

Income taxes are a scam they take like half of your earnings, if you earned 1m a year you would only receive about 500k

[summer hamlet]

good luck!!

[copper trail]

oh lol nvm

[astral nebula]

That's even more impressive

[drifting field]

thank u!

[distant sphinx]

[copper trail]

good luck tho!

[heady nymph]

Nah bro you'll just end up killing a 140 pound man

[slow yew]

good luck lumpy, and i have a lil tip to make sure you get the job. you give them a cup of lumpy milk and some biscuits.

[rough plank]

so their life is basically discord and working so they can live

[drifting field]

yes lolol thank uuu

[slow yew]

damn they only worth £140 💀

[distant sphinx]

discord is a lifestyle
working is a hobby

[drifting field]

gotta get that milk and cookies ready

[rough plank]

how much u lift

[astral nebula]

Stardew valley is vr ?

[heady nymph]

That's not what i meant💀

[slow yew]

on avergae

[slow yew]

nah bro, wish tho

[quick frigate]

no

[astral nebula]

Damn

[distant sphinx]

you can play on a tesla though

[quick frigate]

that would be weird if it was

[heady nymph]

Avar is gay confirmed

[astral nebula]

I wanted to smell cow dung in the morning

[distant sphinx]

now I have an excuse for going 90 in a school zone

[quick frigate]

you can hahah

[slow yew]

nah i get to see pam in vr, best day of my life

[rough plank]

?

[slow yew]

i thought aver was

[heady nymph]

What's wrong with u bro

[slow yew]

on average?

[rough plank]

how much

[rough plank]

yeah ig

[heady nymph]

She's probably 70💀

[quick frigate]

dude my internet is battling for its life rn

[slow yew]

too much

[distant sphinx]

what's wrong with pam?

[astral nebula]

That's even more attractive

[calm sandal]

we have pam cult here.

[heady nymph]

Ayo wth

[distant sphinx]

there's an entire fucking discord server for it

[slow yew]

uh, two 1.75 litre milk cartons and a baguette

[astral nebula]

Awhile fan base

[heady nymph]

You guys are mad weird

[slow yew]

im not part of it, just wanna see the spectacle that is her in her full track suit

[rough plank]

cmon man u gotta do at least 225

[charred palm]

Cry

[bronze basin]

Hello

[heady nymph]

I'm going straight to Minecraft again

[heady nymph]

Hi

[summer hamlet]

hello!

[slow yew]

255litre of milk, holy shitttt

[astral nebula]

Straight ?

[drifting field]

[rough plank]

pounds

[heady nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/hey-tom-hanks-forrest-gump-gif-5114770

[charred palm]

After 7 years of playing
I'm taking a break lol

[distant sphinx]

that's a lot of milk 👀

[cold lark]

Minecraft sucks holy

[heady nymph]

Here's an og right here

[charred palm]

Skill issue

[bronze basin]

I satrted playing Today I am at the last day of summer sold everything I got so far and I have 14.4 thousand gl sooo what do should I do first my last bag upgrade for 10k or the kitchen for 10k

[astral nebula]

Lmao

[heady nymph]

Nah bro

[cold lark]

Minecraft doesn’t take skill 🥱

[slow yew]

ikr, that could hydrate like hundreds of people or one indigo

[heady nymph]

You're just suck

[astral nebula]

LMAFO

[charred palm]

💀

[distant sphinx]

lmfao

[cold lark]

Could beat the game in my sleep 😴

[slow yew]

it takes skill to make good stuff

[heady nymph]

💀💀

[bronze basin]

Hardcore does 💀

[astral nebula]

LMAO

[distant sphinx]

🤨

[heady nymph]

Do it then

[distant sphinx]

guys we found dream

[astral nebula]

Bro he probably haven't even killed the golem

[cold lark]

No it doesn’t lmao

[summer hamlet]

the kitchen is pretty decent. do you often run out of inventory space when you need it?

[slow yew]

damn bro

[cold lark]

Already have 3 times

[bronze basin]

💀

[heady nymph]

💀💀

[astral nebula]

Dude

[cold lark]

Gonna speed run it for my 4th

[astral nebula]

Fluke

[slow yew]

hahahahaha, thought we were still telling jokes

[cold lark]

I’m missing the joke 💀 if you are jealous just say so

[bronze basin]

I don't actually need the bag I never went full after I bought the first upgrade sooo u suggest going for the kitchen

[charred palm]

💀💀

[distant sphinx]

lmao

[astral nebula]

But dude seriously you haven't done any building if you say mc isn't hard

[distant sphinx]

what has this chat become

[slow yew]

i'd never be jealous for someone who insults my childhood game

[astral nebula]

Or even killed like anything

[cold lark]

Building is the easiest part

[rough plank]

thats caution not skill

[summer hamlet]

yeah. i'd eventually get the bag upgraded tho. but you can do the kitchen first

[astral nebula]

Sameeee

[heady nymph]

This beach probably doesn't even play Minecraft 💀💀

[charred palm]

Dirt house by steve

[rough plank]

thats not difficulty thats ingenuity

[astral nebula]

Dirt houses aren't hard

[bronze basin]

[cold lark]

Saying it’s easy isn’t an insult, if you interpret that way you are just sensitive ❄️

[heady nymph]

Broski is replying to people with intelegence

[bronze basin]

Btw is there bosses here

[cold lark]

Dirt houses are efficient

[slow yew]

huh

[distant sphinx]

in sdv? no

[astral nebula]

Lol you admit

[slow yew]

im pretty bossy if thats what u mean

[heady nymph]

Who said that💀

[rough plank]

?

[summer hamlet]

let's talk about sdv and not minecraft 💀

[bronze basin]

Good

[astral nebula]

Yeah dude

[summer hamlet]

before anyone gets warned

[bronze basin]

It is peaceful I can finally spend summer in happiness

[cold lark]

I just did? You lacking braincells or?

[slow yew]

intelligence*

[heady nymph]

Alr

[summer hamlet]

calm down 💀

[sour relic]

can u buy food? that give energy

[rough plank]

wood is easier to get in most situations
the most efficient house is under 1 block of grass tho in that situation

[bronze basin]

I also wanna ask :) what is the best tool to upgrade to copper first

[heady nymph]

Yeah that's what i meant

[charred palm]

Let's bring some clevage to this conversation

[summer hamlet]

you can in the saloon

[slow yew]

[distant sphinx]

watering can

[heady nymph]

I guess i do have dyslexia

[astral nebula]

GUYS let's stop talking about mc

[cold lark]

Agree

[slow yew]

we have 💀

[astral nebula]

And get back to stardew

[heady nymph]

Or something

[sour relic]

where is the saloon?

[bronze basin]

What is next

[distant sphinx]

in town

[astral nebula]

Damn I am seeing things

[bronze basin]

After wuter can

[summer hamlet]

it's right south of pierres (the seed shop)

[bronze basin]

[distant sphinx]

says stardrop saloon

[rough plank]

but wood is flammable so u could scrap bonemeal for wheat and make mud bricks

[astral nebula]

Who's your favourite ncp ?

[slow yew]

this one in town

[desert wigeon]

hello for everyone

[summer hamlet]

pickaxe

[distant sphinx]

my beloved

[bronze basin]

Granny

[calm sandal]

moriss.

[astral nebula]

Mine is wizard he's really cool

[summer hamlet]

hello

[cursive scroll]

two questions:
1: is it normal to have 15,000g at the end of spring
2: what happens if you miss the flower dance cause me and my friend did on accident

[distant sphinx]

hello

[cold lark]

Anyone in this server tbh

[desert wigeon]

how are things guys

[slow yew]

i don't know any ncps

[astral nebula]

?

[calm sandal]

1. define 'normal'
2. nothing really, u can just do it next year

[heady nymph]

When i first play sdv i thought this was a place where you can get haircut

[slow yew]

they going good, thanks for asking.
how about you?

[cursive scroll]

and ok ty ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[bronze basin]

I got 7k only in my first spring

[swift river]

How do I get to the bottom section of the secret woods

[distant sphinx]

you can only get a haircut through magic

[heady nymph]

Bad

[astral nebula]

It does look like a barber shop

[desert wigeon]

I've been better thank you too

[novel thistle]

@astral nebula You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[bronze basin]

[distant sphinx]

through the trees

[slow yew]

mf thought it be a salon

[desert wigeon]

why? what happened?

[swift river]

Where

[astral nebula]

NICEEEEE

[charred palm]

Yeah it's a nice amount
Also nah it's okay if you missed it

[distant sphinx]

stardrop salon 💀

[cold lark]

All this money in Stardew but where’s the money irl 🤔

[sour relic]

ty

[heady nymph]

I didn't read the second "o"

[cursive scroll]

o ok

[slow yew]

mmmmmmmmmm

[swift river]

Which tree

[sour relic]

ty

[narrow spire]

What if u have neither

[slow yew]

no shit

[distant sphinx]

the little indent of leaves near the entrance

[rough plank]

if only farming was as efficient irl

[heady nymph]

I definitely have dysleksia or somethin

[calm sandal]

try hugging wall around there, u get the path eventually

[swift river]

I don't get it

[cold lark]

Then you gotta work on that

[slow yew]

put some arrows on it

[charred palm]

Nvm I'm dum

[heady nymph]

*Hugs wall cutely"

[swift river]

Oh ok ty

[cold lark]

Start a crypto farm (not financial advice)

[astral nebula]

I wanna get to the other junimos place

[swift river]

[astral nebula]

Like where there are houses

[calm sandal]

good luck losing 100.000$ of crypto

[slow yew]

there isn't a place where there are houses

[cold lark]

We only gain in my house

[distant sphinx]

@swift river

[cold lark]

Shorting etherium is the way to go (not financial advice)

[slow yew]

i already did it 💀

[swift river]

What is the maximum number of floors while mining in this game

[heady nymph]

The ||mountain?||

[slow yew]

mf opened paint 3d to put that in there LMAO

[swift river]

Ok ty

[astral nebula]

Yeah lol

[distant sphinx]

I'm slow

[heady nymph]

You guys don't do that?

[slow yew]

WHAT

[astral nebula]

Dude I haven't used digital paint forever

[cold lark]

Reject society, reject taxes, invest in crypto (not financial advice)

[swift river]

Anyone

[heady nymph]

I put some boring ahh animal pictures on 3d paint then upload them to pinterest

[slow yew]

120 for the normal mines

[distant sphinx]

120 for the regular mines

some stupid big number for|| skull caverns||

[slow yew]

infinite for the|| skull caverns ||

[astral nebula]

Man I am sad

[swift river]

Ok wdym regular

[astral nebula]

I wanted to go to the jelly fish dance

[slow yew]

ur never getting there without mods so i just say infinite

[swift river]

Ok cool

[astral nebula]

But I missed it

[distant sphinx]

and 10 for [redacted] mines

[heady nymph]

Someone made a video for the full level of ||skull caverns||

[distant sphinx]

wow my wifi is slow today

[slow yew]

the one in the mountains

[distant sphinx]

dangerously funny

[heady nymph]

Yep

[slow yew]

i think its discord issue

[heady nymph]

DF

[swift river]

Oh yes one thing will be closed with boulders

[distant sphinx]

they were the one who got me into this game back in 1.2

[heady nymph]

But sadly he's not uploading sdv content anymore

[heady nymph]

Same

[rough plank]

if only farming was as efficient irl

[heady nymph]

For me it was definitely DF and Blaze

[narrow spire]

I bought the game even though I never seen a vid or someone play it before

People just said it was good so

[distant sphinx]

now you're on y2

[narrow spire]

Took me a week

[charred palm]

I got the game and then looked for videos to convince me to not refund lol

[heady nymph]

I downloaded the cracked version on steam unlocked like 2 years ago to test if it fit my gameplay

[distant sphinx]

lol 💀

[astral nebula]

Anyone here know about terraria

[distant sphinx]

moi

[heady nymph]

Because i really like a farming rpg games back then

[rough plank]

whats a terrara?

[slow yew]

sir this is a sdv server

[spring girder]

Still no mobile update

[narrow spire]

I bought terraria but I just couldn’t get into it

[distant sphinx]

I love terraria

[charred palm]

I got that game but never played lol

[heady nymph]

Dude

[rough plank]

2025

[astral nebula]

Same

Amazing 2 d game

[distant sphinx]

nostalgic for me just like minecraft

[heady nymph]

Still asking that

[slow yew]

my god, do you have literally anything better to do but go on discord and complain

[astral nebula]

Or maybe the best 2 d game

[spring girder]

Bruh

[heady nymph]

Just wait like a 102829832973263726372637 billion years

[astral nebula]

Same but I never was able to kill the wall of flesh

[slow yew]

LMFAO

[distant sphinx]

lmao

[heady nymph]

HAHA