stardew-valley

[ember cove]

why would you ever buy resources 😭

[blazing python]

I think they do it by being the most Person ever

[mystic mirage]

because i hate mining

[hollow hornet]

:(

[blazing python]

What about me

[vital briar]

The only thing you should buy from clint is ore

[mystic mirage]

why mine when you can f i s h

[warped ether]

[ember cove]

its not worth it
i didnt like mining either but its such a scam to purchase from clint

[blazing python]

Mf

[vital briar]

I hate taxes but I still do them

[blazing python]

Atleast talking to a brick is better than talking to bing

[ember cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/824271794357272636.gif?v=1

[hollow hornet]

NOOOOO

NOT AGAIN

[blazing python]

One shows insanity and one shows dissapointment

[ember cove]

duality of man

insanity and disappointment

[mystic mirage]

why did i get copper ore i dont even need anything with copper omfg

[ember cove]

still, save it

[hollow hornet]

you absolutely need copper

[ember cove]

^ yeah

[vital briar]

You will need copper lol

Even later ingame copper is super useful

[mystic mirage]

hwo to use a furnace

[vital briar]

Put the ore in the furnace

[mystic mirage]

oh

[vital briar]

Just,, click on it,, with the ore

[mystic mirage]

makes sense

[vital briar]

Yes

[ember cove]

make sure you have coal with you
when you click

[warped ether]

Oops wrong one

[hollow hornet]

L

[warped ether]

There we go

[ember cove]

you sent

[vital briar]

Huge L for bruh zone

[ember cove]

the lower quality one as
the right one?

[hollow hornet]

this is a rip off of the og

[vital briar]

Brug is better

[hollow hornet]

brug >>>>

[blazing python]

grub

i need some grub to refule

[vital briar]

My husband recently pointed out to me that daffodils are considered forage but sweet peas are considered flowers and I haven't stopped thinking about it since

Idk why I care so much lmao

[blazing python]

But but but. Daffodils looks like flowers

[hollow hornet]

hmmmm

[mystic mirage]

there are so many purpled hair people

[vital briar]

Daffodils are a type of flower irl I thought

[mystic mirage]

i feel represented

[vital briar]

Wdym there's only 2 of them

I almost forgot about the wizard ngl

[ember cove]

yeah they are

[mystic mirage]

thats a lot to me

[vital briar]

Who's the 3rd

[mystic mirage]

jas right

[vital briar]

Oh yeah

I forgot about her oops

[mystic mirage]

and does shane count

[vital briar]

And Shane's hair is I guess purple. Kinda

[ember cove]

shane has purple hair too kinda

[mystic mirage]

so 4

[hollow hornet]

does sebastians hair count as purple

[vital briar]

No

[mystic mirage]

thats a lot of purple haired people

[vital briar]

I literally marry shane in every save and I forgot his hair was purple lmao

[ember cove]

does qi's hair count as purple

[mystic mirage]

sebastians looks dark purple to me

[vital briar]

To be fair I have modded the crap out of my game

[hollow hornet]

[vital briar]

Qi has hair?

[hollow hornet]

is this not purple

[ember cove]

yes 😭

[ember cove]

i think its meant to be black
its too dark of a purple

[vital briar]

Its a stand in for black since black isn't common ingame

[ember cove]

same with qi

[hollow hornet]

[blazing python]

Bro you’re literally indigo

Why r u questioning your name

[vital briar]

I haven't actually taken a good look at qi ngl

[hollow hornet]

[ember cove]

here's a good look

[vital briar]

Like I hardly remember what he looks like aside the glasses, hat and the blue

[blazing python]

🙄

[vital briar]

Oh yeah that is hair

[blazing python]

HE HAS HAIR?????????

[ember cove]

isnt he blue

[vital briar]

Nah thats blue

[hollow hornet]

i want to draw him now

[blazing python]

He has color purple hair

[vital briar]

Violet Beauregarde lookin ass

[ember cove]

very blue

[hollow hornet]

tbf he looks bald here

[ember cove]

yeah LMAO

[vital briar]

He's got not a lot of hair

[blazing python]

I NEVER KNEW HE HAD HAIRR

[vital briar]

Balding baby

[hollow hornet]

mr qi has a bald spot and he covers it up wearing that hat

[ember cove]

exposed

[hollow hornet]

ive said too much the fbi is at my door

[blazing python]

Pls dont blame your problems to him

[vital briar]

Eat the fbi

[hollow hornet]

good idea

[cobalt hare]

Hiiii!

[vital briar]

Hello

[ember cove]

hello :]

[blazing python]

FBI does mean
Food
Bank
Intern

[hollow hornet]

food belly intestine

[cobalt hare]

Omg i love your pfp!! It's so cool

[cobalt hare]

Hihiiii :]

[vital briar]

Thank you,, I found it on twitter bc art twitter is actually pretty neato

[cobalt hare]

It is pretty cool

[ember cove]

who is the artist i am interested

👁️

[vital briar]

Its by umm skyemachine

Had to check rq

[blazing python]

Food Bank Internationally

[ember cove]

ty :]]]

[blazing python]

My pfp is the most sick

[vital briar]

Wtf happened to your name

[blazing python]

My pfpis the best

If you say my pfp is bad then Im telling hannah that you hate her

🙃

[dull sluice]

do i use four corners for playing with two others

[blazing python]

Jk

[vital briar]

I mean you can

[cobalt hare]

It is!!

[vital briar]

I think 4 corners was designed for multiplayer

[dull sluice]

what to do when we run outta space

[vital briar]

Umm use space off of the farm

[wary siren]

i think 4 corners was added in the multiplayer update was it not

[vital briar]

You can put stuff like machines and trees off of the farm

[dull sluice]

alr

[wary siren]

use the ||secret tunnel|| its highly underrated

[dull sluice]

whats that

[wary siren]

also if you marry people who live alone you can use their house once they move in with you

[mystic mirage]

CRAB POT HAS BEEN CRAFTED

[dull sluice]

whats the ||secret tunnel||

[wary siren]

||tunnel by the bus stop - enter it and go left. spoilered bc theres a related quest||

[dull sluice]

IHH THAT

[serene walrus]

DELTA HI (*ﾟ▽ﾟ)ﾉ

[hollow hornet]

HEYOOO SEN AND PEACHY

[wary siren]

theres also this guide that shows everywhere you can safely place items https://wickedychickady.com/path/

[serene walrus]

aw delta left :(

[midnight compass]

That's actually not a great idea since it ruins your chance of getting friendship points with the villagers

[cobalt hare]

Hello peachy

[midnight compass]

HIIII INDIGOOOO

[hollow hornet]

peachy

[midnight compass]

Pog champ

[cobalt hare]

Heyo sen

[dull sluice]

but what if we completely run outta space

[midnight compass]

And delta hii

[vital briar]

Wow there are people I know here

[serene walrus]

hiiii indigo go

[vital briar]

Then,, idk manage your space better? Reorganize

[hollow hornet]

peachy is telling me to go this is so sad

[serene walrus]

Hiii senn

[dull sluice]

okay

[vital briar]

There's so many locations you can use for space I doubt you'll fill all of them

[serene walrus]

no-

[dull sluice]

im thinking of focusing on animals because crops are a hassle

[midnight compass]

Hey peachyyy

[cobalt hare]

...

[vital briar]

Wh

[wary siren]

hello friends

[midnight compass]

#town-square

[hollow hornet]

i think the opposite imo

[wintry matrix]

?????

[cobalt hare]

I want to ping a junimo for this

[hollow hornet]

[wary siren]

if theres fish in the ocean but no one around to sniff them do they even scent

[vital briar]

Well idk its super easy to ignore animals once you finally unlock the ||auto grabber|| (idk if thats spoilers so I'm hiding it anyway)

[midnight compass]

Same

[vital briar]

But I prefer crops bc they make infinitely more money

[midnight compass]

I'm so salty after my warning like-

[wary siren]

what did you get a warning for

[vital briar]

Poor Sen

[hollow hornet]

weirdo

[midnight compass]

For going off topic skull emoji x7

[hollow hornet]

mm my favorite rule in the rules channel

[midnight compass]

Love it

[vital briar]

Indigo 😭 💀

The shade lmao

[warped ether]

||Ay come on! It was only like, 30! Give me the credit of mining all that stone at least!||

[wary siren]

ive gotten a warning for saying a dirty word but it was in context because i said that marnies happy sprite looks like she has a milk mustache and other people. interpreted taht

[midnight compass]

Deserved fr

[cobalt hare]

<@&239770080378880001> someone is being really weird esp this one

[serene walrus]

He does lmao

[midnight compass]

Delta lmfaoo

[hollow hornet]

oh delta

[midnight compass]

Outta nowhere

[warped ether]

My respect for him has gone up

[oblique stone]

how.

[wary siren]

he gives you that dialogue if you use more than 10 i believe

[vital briar]

I didn't get a warning technically but I got fussed at for telling people to look at the wiki so I just answer everyone's questions like the server dog I am

[cobalt hare]

Imagine deleting them thinking they don't have logs

[midnight compass]

Lol

[modest quest]

Such things are not appropriate for discussion in the server

[warped ether]

That's what I've been doing for like 3 irl days

[hollow hornet]

[warped ether]

Mining stone

Just for staircases

[vital briar]

Broooo if you're already in the ||desert|| just use jade

[cobalt hare]

I'm not in the best mood so too tired for this bullshit

[warped ether]

That's how I got 9 of them

[hollow hornet]

there there delta

[modest quest]

I-If you want

[vital briar]

I couldn't imagine crafting staircases

[midnight compass]

Eh don't take it out on chat fam, it's all good

[modest quest]

Bye i guess

[wintry matrix]

u meet ||mr. qi|| at floor ||100|| right?

[hollow hornet]

seems like they want it so might as well

[wary siren]

correct

[midnight compass]

This is so awkward

[vital briar]

If I don't have staircases then I do some runs without stairs, make crystalariums and then trade jade for stairs

[cobalt hare]

Yeah ...

[vital briar]

✨ profit ✨

[wintry matrix]

i kinda want to not use staircases but that would be so tedious

[wary siren]

what a weird little freak

[wintry matrix]

and i’d run out of time

[serene walrus]

I still can't do it without staircases lmao

[modest quest]

well that was a weird one

as you were

[vital briar]

I actually really like going on staircaseless runs to see how far down I can go! Its just super fun for me

[wary siren]

hi notjoshua i see you

[wintry matrix]

i got to floor 25+ i think

[vital briar]

I used to hate that part of the game but then I started finding it fun idk

[wintry matrix]

but theres no way i’d make it to ||100|| without starcases probably

[vital briar]

Same I'm not that good lmao

[wary siren]

i did a run last night and got to like lvl 160ish only skipping the infested floors it was fun

got like 7 prizzies too which is a personal record

[hollow hornet]

[wintry matrix]

honestly i might just get a bunch of staircases to go down, meet ||mr. qi||, and then continue to iridium farm

[vital briar]

I think the lowest I've gotten without stairs was floor 80 but I also play with modded professions so take that number with a grain of salt

[wary siren]

disclaimer that i have the fast animations mod which essentially makes using tools about the speed of animation cancelling

[wintry matrix]

im probably gonna die in skull caverns. a lot

[cobalt hare]

I can't live without that shit

Too good of a mod fr

[vital briar]

Oh yes same. I like really fucked up my pc trying to do animation cancelling once somehow so I just use mods

[wintry matrix]

i have 0 mods

[wary siren]

its a game changer for sure i love watching trees fall down and then having the sound play after its already gone

well i guess all mods are game changers. by definition.

[wintry matrix]

i wonder if i should make a third crystalarium. i need a lot of jade for staircases

[vital briar]

Some of the mods I use are ones I've made bc I'm a narcissist and I think I'm great

[wary siren]

whats the use of making a mod if you dont use it yourself

[vital briar]

Not actually a narcissist but you get the gist

I have anime portraits on one of my saves so I don't use it there sob

I use um bbbong's portraits

Cause they have some for rsv

[dull pendant]

[novel thistle]

@dull pendant You leveled up to Cowpoke. You can now speak in our voice channels and share images in all channels!

[wary siren]

im gonna be using bbbongs for my rsv playthrough

[vital briar]

Cowpoke,,

[wary siren]

aye level up moment

[dull pendant]

Ayy

[cunning basalt]

i will forever love that level up message

[wary siren]

im close to my next level up moment i was at lvl96 when i checked earlier today

[thorn kite]

[cobalt hare]

How can i take a pic of my whole farm

[dull pendant]

That’s a pufferfish moment

[hollow hornet]

the shepherd one is the best one

[vital briar]

You need naver to get the vanilla character portraits unfortunately

[cunning basalt]

please dont call me out 👊

[hollow hornet]

scroll down in the settings menu and click the camera button

[cunning basalt]

/j

[wary siren]

oh check out this emote i made

[hollow hornet]

i wasnt but now i will

[cunning basalt]

STOP

[vital briar]

owo

Mei

[hollow hornet]

how does it feel never getting the shepherd level up message?

[hollow hornet]

thats pretty cool

[cunning basalt]

i hate it im still not even sheperd yet

SJTEORJWPDJWJ

IM 10 LEVELS AWAY

[wary siren]

oh i already have seasonal cute for vanilla. i just dont like the rsv portraits so i need modded ones

[vital briar]

Lmao mei you really are still a farmer lol

[cunning basalt]

yass?

[cunning basalt]

gonna cry rn

[wooden crater]

lol farmers suck imagine being a farmer

[vital briar]

Aw man, it'd peeve me so much to have the portraits inconsistent

[cobalt hare]

poor mei

[hollow hornet]

i went into like grief when i found out mei was still farmer

[blazing python]

ok

[vital briar]

It was soo funny I said both lol and lmao. Farmer lookin

[blazing python]

Lvl 178 :(

[cunning basalt]

do u count? /j

[vital briar]

Can't believe mei isn't cropmaster

[wooden crater]

HEY yes i do

[wary siren]

yeaahh bbbongs are still pixellated so its not too off

[blazing python]

20 lvls more to be lvl 200

[cunning basalt]

farmer gang 😔

[wooden crater]

in case anyone DID NOT REALISE the joke was that i am a farmer

[wary siren]

unless im misremembering

[blazing python]

Les go

[cunning basalt]

ive been here for 3 months AND STILL NOT A SHEPHERD.

[dull pendant]

[sharp coral]

I have a question how to get ancient seed

[wooden crater]

shepherd is all i want why does it take so long

[vital briar]

Mei bet u won't do lvl in #governors-mansion

[cunning basalt]

NNNNAUR

[wary siren]

ive been here since january loldsfkjasdhf

[wooden crater]

im only lvl 54 😫

[vital briar]

Ninny

[blazing python]

I will sleep when I get to lvl 179

[vital briar]

[wary hemlock]

what do i do with this capsule that i got

[cunning basalt]

STILL 10 LVLS AWAY

im going to cry

[hollow hornet]

cuz its like 50+ lvls from farmer

[blazing python]

Notin’ much

5 hours more mei

[vital briar]

Dw I'm only 428 levels away from desperado

[blazing python]

I need to be active 10 hours more wtf

[wary siren]

farmer is lvl 25 shepherd is lvl 100. its a brutal grind

[vital briar]

Cropmaster is 500 and desperado is 1000. That is a grind,,

[cunning basalt]

chase farmer gang

[wary siren]

i lvled up to farmer like 3 weeks after joining this server

[vital briar]

Lets see if mei hits rancher before I hit desperado. Thats a whole 150 levels from shepherd man

I am such a bully lmao

[cunning basalt]

SSSTKEFKELGKSLKDLAJFKAKDOWKSPQO

[hollow hornet]

i lvled up to farmer after like 4 days

[wary siren]

what lvl are you at rn

[cunning basalt]

its fucking 1am guys what is this slander

[vital briar]

Lmao

[wary siren]

ok well some of us have jobs

[cunning basalt]

90 😔

[vital briar]

Libel,, its in text you silly goose!

[hollow hornet]

[unborn dock]

can i sell fish in the box near at home? or do i have to sell it at the fish shop?

[vital briar]

Yes you can used the shipping bin to sell fish

[wary siren]

you can indeed sell fish in the shipping bin

[hollow hornet]

you can sell almost anything in the shipping bin

[unborn dock]

nice

[wary hemlock]

even my horse?

[wary siren]

you can cell everything except weapons, rings, and boots which need to be sold directly to the adventurers guild

[blazing python]

O

[wary siren]

P

[blazing python]

Name a more Iconic squad than WASD

[wary siren]

using a controller

[blazing python]

Squad I said

As in 4

[wary siren]

left joystick right joystick ZL and ZR

[blazing python]

meh

[wary siren]

and SL and SR

[blazing python]

Still not superior

[sharp coral]

I mean ik one but its pretty innapropriate to say

[wary siren]

my ideal play method is left joystick and mouse

[blazing python]

What

[wary siren]

• keyboard for hotkeys

[blazing python]

Excuse me what

[wary siren]

i hate wasd the fingers on my left hand are quite incapable

[blazing python]

Bruh

[wary siren]

so i hold the controller in my left hand

and use my mouse with my right hand

[blazing python]

beuh

[wary siren]

and put down my controller to press hotkeys

[warped ether]

HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

[blazing python]

That is the reason why that style of gaming just sucks (no offense)

[wary siren]

you can get a lot of different things from those!

[lime geode]

What's a good weapon for the mines at level 80+? I'm trying to progress but keep dying 🌝. I'm using the wooden mallet since it's the best weapon I can buy. I'm using food but still die 😔.

I'm new, so are their better weapons that I can get?

[wary siren]

im not claiming its a good method

[blazing python]

Well Im claiming it is not a good method

You literally have to put down your controller every time you use hotkeys

Just brug

[hollow hornet]

hey if it works for you then it works ig

[blazing python]

anyways.

[blazing python]

Highest sword that you can buy in adventurer’s guild

[wary siren]

i may be exaggerating my method to piss of zerok

[blazing python]

Wooden mallet is too slow unless you have auto hotkey

[blazing python]

Brug

[hollow hornet]

based

[blazing python]

Im not pissed

Just mildly dissapointed

On how ineffectively one person can play a game. Thank god its a joke

[vital briar]

Yeah I wouldn't suggest using mallets since clubs are very slow. I recommend a sword so you can block. In floors I think like 71-79 you might get the bone sword from skeletons

[wary siren]

i usually just use controller im not putting it down every few seconds

[normal shard]

Isn't it very difficult to get to level 100 in ||Skull Cavern?||

[blazing python]

Thank goddd

[vital briar]

Please use spoiler tags for ||skull cavern||

[wary siren]

i use mouse for placing staircases in sc and decorating my house. and hotkeys for toggling mods. thats all.

[blazing python]

It is possible to get through it without staircases

[vital briar]

And not really if you use staircases. But if you don't use staircases it can be difficult

[blazing python]

Ok goodnight I passed lvl 179

[wary hemlock]

i'm scared of ||skull cavern|| they one shots me almost

[vital briar]

You may need better gear. If you kill I think 100 crabs you can get a crabshell ring from gil which gives you more defense. You should also bring good food with you and have a decent weapon

May be more or less cave crabs

[wary hemlock]

where can i get the ranged bombs weapon tho

[vital briar]

A slingshot? You can buy explosive ammo from marlon

[wary hemlock]

don't think i'm there yet

[vital briar]

And then use the slingshot you get in umm floor 40 of the mines

I see

[wary hemlock]

when do i go to his mine cuz it seems late game stuff to me

iam at spring of my second year

[vital briar]

I don't know if you have to unlock explosive ammo unfortunately

[vital briar]

What?

[wary hemlock]

when do i start exploring this mine i meant

this not his*

[vital briar]

I start exploring the ||sc|| in y1. You just need to prepare good enough for your experience level

So you may want to prepare more is all

[wary hemlock]

also where can i get the prismatic shard aside from that place

[vital briar]

From omni geodes and there's a I think 0.05% chance for regular enemies in the mines to drop one after reaching the bottom

[wild moss]

||quarry||, fishing chests, [late game location], omni geodes

none of these is reliable

[vital briar]

Omni geodes are probably your best bet if you can't survive long enough to find pshards

Or maybe not idk

I just know I got some from omni geodes but none from the other options as far as I'm concerned

Like maybe one from the mines

[gaunt gale]

sup rocky

[fickle walrus]

what fish do i need again for river fishing bundle

[fickle walrus]

correct but u didnt list the other way in normal mines

[gaunt gale]

hey lenin, did you know you can get the glaive and perhaps the trident from fishing chests even with one in your inventory?

[wild moss]

yeah

[fickle walrus]

killing shadow brutes and shadow shamans have a 0.05% chance to drop a pshard before reaching bottom

[vital briar]

If I didn't list it, its because I didn't know lmao

[wild moss]

i think the wiki is wrong about that

but it’s been known for a while

[fickle walrus]

its fine u get smarter every time u fail

or in this case

[wild moss]

you could probably change it if you have screenshots

[fickle walrus]

you get smarter every time u get new knowledge from those who know

[gaunt gale]

as well as fish ponds with rainbow trout and killing monsters, preferably shadow ones.

[gaunt gale]

k good.

[gaunt gale]

I do, how may I go about it?

[gaunt gale]

as well as after which can be stacked with burglar for a 0.15% chance

[fickle walrus]

wrong

burglar doesnt increase

[wild moss]

make a wiki account, go to the talk page, there should be instructions for how to format a post

[fickle walrus]

it re rolls the loot table

[gaunt gale]

it increases the base original one yeah

[fickle walrus]

no?

[gaunt gale]

which increases it

[fickle walrus]

yes

[gaunt gale]

the total chance

[fickle walrus]

but not 3x

[gaunt gale]

which is what I'm meaning

[fickle walrus]

bro u said 3x

[gaunt gale]

yeah, one for before hte mines are finished, one chance for after and the first is rerolled with burglar

0.05+0.05+0.05 = 0.15 in the simplest terms

it would be a 0.1 then 0.05 for the game calculating though

[gaunt gale]

k thanks

[fickle walrus]

HMMM

0.5

[gaunt gale]

oof, one sec

I even wrote the end outcome right so that's just me :l

[gaunt gale]

thought you understand my point.

[fickle walrus]

i mean i do but

before mines its a 0.1

after mines reached .15

[gaunt gale]

with burglar

15 huh?

[fickle walrus]

yes

point15

short for 0.15

[gaunt gale]

I was making fun of your mess up the same way you did mine

you must not have understood the slight sarcasm

[fickle walrus]

i actually cant understand sarcasm

[cobalt hare]

if i destroy a sapling

do i get it back

[wild moss]

no

you get a couple pieces of wood

[cobalt hare]

i just placed a sapling, is there no way for me to get it back?

so that i can place it again

[wild moss]

a fruit tree sapling?

[cobalt hare]

yes

[wild moss]

nope

[cobalt hare]

shit

[wary hemlock]

can i throw this ancient fruit into the seed maker to get more of it or ?

[unkempt marsh]

Yes

Unless you get unlucky

With mixed seeds

[wary hemlock]

no way

[unkempt marsh]

Negligible chance but it happens on high input

[wary hemlock]

i mean i don't have any other aincient seeds so

[unkempt marsh]

Probably won't happen to you

[wary hemlock]

it's useless to me rn might as well try

[wild moss]

it’s 2% chance for mixed seeds

you’ll probably be fine

[royal trout]

ok so i found the ||secret note|| that says somethings ||hidden behind the community centre|| but i cant find anything there, help

[fickle walrus]

at 12pm just click the bush

up there for a secret plushie

[wary siren]

thats not what the secret note is mentioning

[fickle walrus]

u use a pickaxe behind cc

[wary siren]

its p difficult to find but yeah use a pickaxe and keep trying different spots

[royal trout]

oh ok didnt try pickaxe, ty

[west fiber]

Think its just ||beside the fence to the right of the cc, still behind tho||

[dull sluice]

isn’t yhere a specific day

[fickle walrus]

I JUST GOT CATFISH POG

IT OFUGHT HARD

FOUGHT

BUT I FOUGHT EVEN HARDER

[sinful fable]

I’m so glad I can craft ancient seeds what do I need to craft them only just ancient seeds

[fickle walrus]

don ate ancient seed artifact to get the seedbag

walleye caught

poggers

[sinful fable]

What’s a ancient seed artifact

[charred palm]

It's an ancient seed , give it to Gunther it will benefit you :)

[cobalt hare]

how do you find/introduce yourself to everyone?

[dull sluice]

just talk to them

if thats what tou mean

[cobalt hare]

i mean like how do i find everyone

[dull sluice]

if you want use the wiki

[cobalt hare]

k nvm then lol

[tight quarry]

Honedtly you just search the town or check the wiki for their locations, they have a set schedule

[royal trout]

the fuck clint im not giving my gf a gift from you

[tight quarry]

me a few weeks ago

Clint is creepy as shit

[royal trout]

fr

can i just like reject the quest

[tight quarry]

Id just not do it

[worthy root]

How so? It doesn't make him creepy by closing his store at 4:00 pm so he can go hide in the bushes and watch Emily departing from her house at 5:00 pm onto work at Gus's

[torn bolt]

Try going to the Salon on Fridays. There are a lot of people that day.

[fickle walrus]

but not harvey ^

[cobalt hare]

oh okay thank you

oh yeah also how to i make alot of gold? i want to get a backpack upgrade but still have 500

[torn bolt]

You will meet all people eventually, so no worries. Try to talk to them anytime you are walking around.

[dull sluice]

i recommend using the 500 to buy more parsnips

or potatoes

[torn bolt]

You need to spend money to get money.

Best thing you can do is buy potatoes for spring.

In year 1, of course.

[cobalt hare]

yes okay im in spring year one day 4, where do i get the potatoes/parsnips?

[dull sluice]

pierres

hes in town

[cobalt hare]

ohh yes okay thank you

[torn bolt]

In the same place where you buy your backpack

[cobalt hare]

and after they have grown, where do i sell them?

[dull sluice]

pierre

or the box near ur house

[torn bolt]

You have two options. You can either sell them at Pierre's to get the money right away

[dull sluice]

^

[torn bolt]

Or you can sell them through the shipping bin right next to your house, this way you will get the money the next day when you wake up.

It just a convenience thing tbh

If you sell them using the shipping box it will count towards your game achievements tho

[fickle walrus]

its more convinient to do this

[torn bolt]

So, that's a plus

[fickle walrus]

because it never closes

[torn bolt]

I wouldn't say that. Sometimes you need the money immediately. Specially in early game.

[cobalt hare]

okay

thank you sm haha

[fickle walrus]

for me i dont

i prefer selling bulk

i also happen to be lazy

[olive charm]

I heard some ppl say joja market is easier than community center? True?

[brisk crypt]

i just got the game what do i do

[fickle walrus]

hell no

[torn bolt]

For sure

[olive charm]

whatever you want

[fickle walrus]

its easier to get items than to get like 140k

[olive charm]

plant some plants

[brisk crypt]

ok

[torn bolt]

Try planting crops and meeting the villagers.

[olive charm]

stardew valley is simply minecraft but without building stuff and it's rpg

[brisk crypt]

okok

[formal zenith]

I’m doing joja mart

[royal trout]

its simply minecraft except without the minecraft and some stardew valley instead yk

[formal zenith]

All you need is a butt ton of money

[olive charm]

I mean, 140k is kinda easy for me, I get around 60k every season now

[fickle walrus]

i get 60k every 2 weeks

thats if i dont turn my AF into wine

[cobalt hare]

YouTube has some nice beginner tutorials

[fickle walrus]

bruh dont shove tutorials down his throat

[brisk crypt]

ok

[fickle walrus]

its his choice

if whe wants to watch a tutorial

or learn the game the old way

HUH?

[sinful fable]

Why is the bulletin board reward friendship

[fickle walrus]

I JUST CAUGHT A SHAD

[fickle walrus]

because its meant to be done last i think

[torn bolt]

Lmao, they never "shove tutorials down his throat". It was just a suggestion.

[brisk crypt]

what is that is it good

[cobalt hare]

Uh yeah no don't talk to me like that

[fickle walrus]

no

im not supposed to catch it in fall

btw good advice

try to start fishing

[torn bolt]

Because friendship is awesome

[fickle walrus]

ur gonna need a lotta fish

for something later on

[cobalt hare]

Don't shove fishing down his throat

It's his choice isn't it?

[fickle walrus]

jokes on you i said good advice

[brisk crypt]

im going fishing

[fickle walrus]

its also pretty good for VERY early game money making

but you do you

also remember

nobody will shun you if you take 70 years to finish ur first playthrough

explore everything you want, build to your hearts content, etc

[dull sluice]

i will

[fickle walrus]

in the end its all about having fun

[cobalt hare]

Ok idiot

Pov iriduim quality cheese

[royal trout]

:0

thats alot of cheese

[cobalt hare]

Im rich (:

[royal trout]

how do you get iridium cheese? i just get gold

[cobalt hare]

Il exsplain how

[royal trout]

its winter lol

[cobalt hare]

You have to age the cheese to get iridium (:

[royal trout]

huh

[formal zenith]

Same thing with wine

[cobalt hare]

After u buy the base,ent for 100k u get casks to craft to age cheese too get gold to iriduim u need to wait 14 days

[torn bolt]

Oh my bad. I'm playing with mods and got confused

[brisk crypt]

do i have alot of cash i have 1500

[royal trout]

basement? more house upgrade? 👀

[dull sluice]

do i just leave it in there

ohh

[cobalt hare]

Yep!

[cobalt hare]

Yessir basement is last and most expensive for 100k and it soooo worth it

[dull sluice]

like the cheese machine

[molten compass]

Theeeres a stone owl on my farm

Nice

[formal zenith]

3 house upgrades I think there is

[cobalt hare]

No in a cask

[dull sluice]

ohh

[royal trout]

okie thanks

[cobalt hare]

Lets see how much momey im gona make of those 34 cheese

[royal trout]

LMAOOO LEWIS AND MARNIE IN THE BUSH

[molten compass]

YALL

UFO

GUYS

UFO???

💀💀

I got stone owl and ufo in the same 10 min period

Wtf

[modern eagle]

you rn

[cobalt hare]

where do i sell the crops at pierres?

[modern eagle]

wym?

[wary siren]

at the counter

[modern eagle]

you can drop off crops in the shipping bin or sell them from your inventory when buying seeds

[wary siren]

same as buying

[cobalt hare]

it wont let me

[modern eagle]

he doesnt buy some things but he definitely buys all crops

[cobalt hare]

NVM

i got it

That was less than i exspect but it still decent

[unborn dock]

whats the best crop for summer?

[molten compass]

Blueberries

[modern eagle]

||starfruit|| if you've done the bus repair, blueberries otherwise

[molten compass]

I go with both

[modern eagle]

same

blueberries harvest more often

[molten compass]

Yea

[cobalt hare]

I mean starfruit it good for all year around if you have the greenhouse

[modern eagle]

spoiler tag the crop pls

[cobalt hare]

Oh why ?

[modern eagle]

cc rewards and its unlocks are spoilers in #stardew-valley, check pins

[cobalt hare]

whats the best crop for spring?

[cobalt hare]

Strawberry

[royal trout]

yeah strawberries

[cobalt hare]

k thanks

[modern eagle]

cauliflower, strawberries, and ||rhubarb||

[cobalt hare]

is that the one for year 2?

[raw parrot]

I mean... yes, but also no. It's enough for an upgrade or two

[modern eagle]

from the bus area

[cobalt hare]

I'm more of a tulip gal in the spring

[unborn dock]

whats the next best crop for summer after blueberry? im kinda broke lol

[cobalt hare]

Sunflowers bc they're pretty

are sunflowers profitable tho?

[modern eagle]

not really lol

[cobalt hare]

Sunflowers?

yes

[raw parrot]

If you're in year 1 save up all your money, then buy the strawberry seeds at the spring sale, if you can get fertilizer to speed the grow then great, but you'll more that see your returns

[cobalt hare]

is there a way for me to get back my lost items after dying

Not at all haha

[cobalt hare]

im in year 2

They make me happy tho

Just got my horse 😄 should have goten sooner but i waited a bit

[raw parrot]

Yeah the adventurers guild ❤️

[modern eagle]

adventurers guild, you can pay to get one item (or stack) back

[cobalt hare]

what did you name it

[cobalt hare]

Do you have preserve jars?

[cobalt hare]

Garbage brother

very nice

i named mine your mom

[unborn dock]

no :/

[cobalt hare]

so im riding on your mom

[thick edge]

If i plant corn (which takes 14 days to grow) on the 14th of fall, could i harvest it once before the crops die?

[wary siren]

yes

[cobalt hare]

Horses have about a 2x times longer 🍆 than a homan

he packing?

[wary siren]

https://exnil.github.io/crop_planner/

[charred palm]

I installed BlueStacks and I'm playing stardew valley mobile on pc now
I just can't focus when it's on my phone 😭
||Now that I think about it I should have considered buying the steam version||

[cobalt hare]

whats that?

[cobalt hare]

No elephants are ive seen it myself 😭

[wary siren]

its a crop planner. what it says in the url

[torn bolt]

For sure. PC version is better

[wintry edge]

yo i got a question

[cobalt hare]

oh yeah guys im braindead

Pc is 100 times beter im mobile and we aint even got 1.5 yet its been a year since it got released

[torn bolt]

Hey, welcome

[wary siren]

ask away kurai

[wintry edge]

hi thanks

[cobalt hare]

What the questions ?

[wintry edge]

okay so i’m doing my first play thru blah blah should i do cc or can i buy joja membership

[cobalt hare]

Cc trust me

[wary siren]

for first playthough u should rly do cc

[torn bolt]

It's just a preference thing.

[slow yew]

the cc is basically the games tutorial

[wintry edge]

but like i gotta do all that work man

[cobalt hare]

what is the difference between the 2?

[wintry edge]

i’m just tryna woo abigail and live my humble farmer life

[cobalt hare]

Besides if you are soulless

[slow yew]

its the tutorial of the game, you'll regret it otherwise

[cobalt hare]

Im 4 steps ahead of you

[wintry edge]

in what way

[cobalt hare]

Every

[slow yew]

u talking to me or deez

[wintry edge]

deez

and i guess u, i don’t se how it’s a tut

[cobalt hare]

But in my opinion abigail is cinda boring u should date sombody else yeah she is cutr but her cutscenes are pretty boring

[slow yew]

she is really boring as a character

[cobalt hare]

Yea

[wintry edge]

i don’t care about cutscenes

[slow yew]

i feel there is so much that can be expanded upon

but she is just boring

[cobalt hare]

IKR

[wintry edge]

plus she’s already at 6 hearts and i don’t feel like doing anybody else

[cobalt hare]

I wish robin was single tbh

[wintry edge]

don’t we all

[slow yew]

YES

robin yas

[wintry edge]

i was thinking leah but she seems boring

[cobalt hare]

she'll want all the wood

[slow yew]

she has an interesting story

[cobalt hare]

Bruh who ever her husband is mr nobody should be deleted

[slow yew]

and is more interesting than abigail imo

[wintry edge]

demetrius

i like caroline

we’re off topic tho cc or joja

[slow yew]

deme

[cobalt hare]

I like Emily she a cool persone

[slow yew]

cc, like i said its the fuckin tutorial

[cobalt hare]

i have the most hearts on sebastion

[wintry edge]

but i don’t need a tutorial

[slow yew]

press x to doubt

[wintry edge]

L

[cobalt hare]

Bro u sure 💀

[wintry edge]

dawg i have the internet

[slow yew]

like there is no way u can know for certain how everything works

[torn anvil]

hii

[wintry edge]

i fish fish and go into mines

[primal nexus]

rising your mom?

[slow yew]

because u watched some ytuber or something play it

[wintry edge]

and plant seeds

[slow yew]

there is so much more than that.

just do the cc.

[cobalt hare]

Thats a boring way to play a game it ruined minecraft for me because i already knew everything

[wintry edge]

man

[cobalt hare]

no, riding YOUR mom

[slow yew]

like why ask us which one and then when we tell you, u berate us for it

[wintry edge]

what

[slow yew]

im guessing u dont know what berate means

[wintry edge]

i didn’t berate you what r u saying

[slow yew]

ffs

listen, we told u CC cause u asked. what else do u want

u dont have to listen to us

[cobalt hare]

Ppl will ask for advice and then literally argue with you 💀

[slow yew]

ikr

happens too often

[cobalt hare]

whats the best fish for fish pond?

[wintry edge]

people ask for advice then give their way of thinking? damn

[sly blaze]

Hello farmers

[slow yew]

people ask for advice and then argue with the given advice? damn

[slow yew]

1.blobfish
2.lava eel
3.sturgeon

[cobalt hare]

how do i get those?

[wary siren]

from fishing

[cobalt hare]

no way

[wary siren]

:)

[lime geode]

I just got a star fruit I harvested from one tree... what do I do now? Do I sell it or hold on to it?

[slow yew]

blobfish is from the night market submarine, lava eel is from fishing at level 100, and sturgeon is from fishing at the mountain lake in summer and i think winter

[cobalt hare]

ok

[wild moss]

blobfish, lava eel, midnight squid + flounder + midnight carp, sea cucumber, sardine, [late game fish]

[crude tapir]

Blobfish, Winter market
Lava eel mines 100
Sturgen Summer/Winter Mountain lake

[slow yew]

beat u too it

[wild moss]

sturgeon is basically just lava eel but worse

[wary siren]

u can seedmaker it for more :0 if u arent farming lvl 9 i would process it into wine if u can

[crude tapir]

Man I hate mobile typing I’m so slow 💀💀

[cobalt hare]

so ig the only one i can get of the 3 is lava eel

[slow yew]

i mean sure

[crude tapir]

I WAS ON MOBILE STFU

[slow yew]

its a hard catch

[cobalt hare]

oh no

[lime geode]

How do I process stuff into wine? What do I need?

[slow yew]

'I wAs On MoBiLe'

[sly blaze]

a keg

[cobalt hare]

so then should i go for sea cucumber?

[slow yew]

for wines / juices you need a keg. for pickles / jellys you need a preserves jar

[wary siren]

a keg which is a cc reward or a crafting recipe from farming 8

[crude tapir]

👊👊👊👊👊

[slow yew]

ur just mad ur wrong

[slow drum]

Just unlocked skull cavern, struggling a lot with it. I haven't upgraded my house yet so no recipes, don't know which food to take. Have already restarted the day a few times after dying under 20 floors itself.

[sly blaze]

i hate skull cavern

[wild moss]

bring whatever food you have

the trick to not dying is to not die

[slow yew]

could you please spoiler ||skull cavern|| as it is a cc reward which ( as it says in the pins ) has to be spoilered

[wild moss]

that sounds sarcastic but I’m dead serious

[slow yew]

same with u

[cobalt hare]

just avoid dying

[wild moss]

if you have low health eat food and heal

it’s pretty easy

[sly blaze]

How do you blur out some words?

[slow yew]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[slow drum]

How to do that quickly without dying?

[wild moss]

sdv combat is unbalanced as shit you can literally heal as much as you want whenever you want and the game pauses while you do it

[slow yew]

the game pauses while u eat

[cobalt hare]

is ||galaxy sword|| the best in the game?

[wild moss]

nope

[slow yew]

not at all

[wild moss]

but it’s up there

[slow yew]

eh

[cobalt hare]

what is it?

[slow yew]

swords <

[wild moss]

I mean there’s only like 4 weapons that are better

[slow yew]

can't say in this channel unfortunately

[wild moss]

arguably 6-7

[cobalt hare]

oh is it very late game?

[wild moss]

out of like 40

[slow yew]

yeh the daggers can be quite good

[wild moss]

yeah

[slow yew]

extremely late game

[cobalt hare]

like year 3 or later?

[wild moss]

but the ||galaxy weapons|| are the best until then

depends how fast you are

[cobalt hare]

or is that too late?

[slow yew]

spoiler lenin

[slow yew]

depends on how fast u play

[wild moss]

most people will probably get them around 4-6 first playthrough

[slow yew]

for lenin and i it could be yr 2 or even yr 1

[thorn edge]

hello

[slow drum]

What food items to take in ||Sc|| as a beginner? Still in summer end first year.

[cobalt hare]

what channel then?

[slow yew]

hi there

[wild moss]

uh

[slow yew]

#stardew-spoilers

[wild moss]

probably like mushrooms or hops idk

[cobalt hare]

ok

[wild moss]

there’s not really a best food

but if you plant like 15 hops at the start of summer you’ll have a decent food supply for at least a couple seasons

[sly blaze]

those farmer bars are easy to craft with them tree nuts

[wild moss]

if you can afford salads those are good too

[slow yew]

or cheese

[snow nest]

the pine nuts are the hardest to get

[wild moss]

salad better than cheese

[wild moss]

lots of pine trees in the forest

[slow yew]

well for early summer yr 1 im guessing

[wild moss]

nah salad is more cost effective

[slow yew]

but that dont matter late game lenin

[slow drum]

Hops?

[wooden crater]

who has stockpiles of cheese earlygame

[slow yew]

me, smh

[wild moss]

you can sell a cheese and get 2 salads which is the same healing

[wooden crater]

capybaras are so agile underwater

[slow yew]

gold cheese tho

[wild moss]

with 43g left over

yeah this is for gold cheese

483g

[slow yew]

uh u have to eat more often

[wild moss]

i mean yeah but time doesn’t pass when you eat

[slow yew]

stfu

[wild moss]

it’s like slightly slower

[slow yew]

my time is precious

[wild moss]

but you get more healing and you don’t lose anything in game

i mean sure lol

[sly blaze]

time is money hehe

[hollow hornet]

[slow drum]

What is hops?

[slow yew]

indigo is here, cya

[wild moss]

plant

[hollow hornet]

:(

[wild moss]

in summer

[hollow hornet]

summer crop

[wild moss]

it takes like 11 days to grow and produces every day

good for eating

you can make it into pale ale too

[slow drum]

Oh, I filled my farm with blueberries and melons

Sitting on nice cash right now

[slow yew]

u do the same to me stfu

[hollow hornet]

name one time

[slow drum]

Just wanted to get some ||iridium ores || so I could get the better sprinklers for fall

[hollow hornet]

thats what i thought

[cobalt hare]

how do you get coal?

[slow yew]

stfu im on mobile and not bothered to search for it

[fickle walrus]

try to get some cows

[hollow hornet]

[fickle walrus]

which need ab arn

and then get those cheese making things

make cheese cuz its absolutely overpowered

[cobalt hare]

coal??!!!?! how get??!

[wild moss]

then sell the cheese

and buy salad with the money

[hollow hornet]

you can farm for them via mass murdering dust sprites

[fickle walrus]

salad bad

[cobalt hare]

what

[wild moss]

salad good

[fickle walrus]

its on their drop table

[hollow hornet]

what

[cobalt hare]

what

[wild moss]

i don’t wanna explain this shit again man I just did like 2 minutes ago

[hollow hornet]

bruh

[wild moss]

here’s the gist of it

salad heals more

more health is good

[hollow hornet]

just link the msg lenin

[wild moss]

salad is therefore better

[hollow hornet]

damn nevermind thats pretty simple

[fickle walrus]

no it doesnt

[wild moss]

how many times am I going to have to explain how numbers work in this fucking server

[slow drum]

But salad from saloon?

[fickle walrus]

if u can get gold cheese just go for it

[wild moss]

cheese heals for twice as much as salad

salad is less than half the price of cheese

salad is therefore more healing

[slow drum]

I just got 4 cows matured, no milk collected yet

[hollow hornet]

raise hearts

[slow drum]

But you gotta eat more salad in that case

And i am not very good at eating fast

[wild moss]

time pauses

when you eat

[worthy root]

Best food to make is glazed yams, tons of energy and health.

[slow drum]

Specially when I am bombarded with enemies from all directions

[hollow hornet]

i can just hear lenin sighing heavily

[wild moss]

we’re so far into this godawful conversation that now we have people arguing and not knowing what the original question even was

cant wait to make food out of fall crops in year 1 summer

[pseudo harbor]

what can i sell and grow for the most money in spring? (before strawberry seeds)

[slow drum]

Potato?

[pseudo harbor]

alright. and what activity makes the most? like mining or fishing or...

like when u sell the stuff

[wild moss]

depends

early game fishing is really good

[slow drum]

Mining isn't to make money specially in early game

[wild moss]

yeah mining for money is a terrible idea unless you’re good at the game

[pseudo harbor]

okay. ill just plant potatoes and fish a lot then

[hollow hornet]

[sinful fable]

I just got my first prismatic shard from mineing iridum ore

[hollow hornet]

[worthy root]

now keep it and hide it somewhere on your farm.

[slow drum]

I got lucky and got it from the mines it self

[hollow hornet]

[sinful fable]

No I’m gonna use it for the galaxy sword

[worthy root]

spoiler.

[dense wyvern]

nintendo person here how do you change emotes because its different on nintendo

[cobalt hare]

Wait guys how much does the qalaxy hamer again

Cost*

[slow drum]

Is ||galaxy hammer better than the sword ||?

[worthy root]

by a lot, and yes.

More damage, better special, and with the correct build, you will be a god

[fickle walrus]

Catfish has been acquired for the 2nd time because my brother shutdown my pc and it didnt save

[fickle walrus]

not better than ||INFINITY SWORD||

[slow drum]

What does it mean by correct build?

[slow drum]

I was just comparing it to ||galaxy sword ||

[worthy root]

there is a build that enables you to have a 75% cool down reduction on your special while having better damage, same speed as the "sword"

[slow drum]

How to get this?

[worthy root]

i will dm you

[slow drum]

Sure

[west fiber]

Does it reduce the long swing as well cause that just makes me suffer

[mellow cobalt]

i gave linus mayonnaise

he liked it

[sharp coral]

[fickle walrus]

he likes anything edible

you can give him cheese and he'll appreciate

i think anyway

[sharp coral]

What are the way to get ancient seed i have trouble getting them

[mellow cobalt]

i have gone to the mines and got lucky and get one

[worthy root]

no, only for the special, the long swing can be adjusted later in the game. DM me for more info

[magic shuttle]

Sometimes you can buy the at the traveling merchant's

[west fiber]

Ah alright

[magic shuttle]

You can also claim them as a reward from donating an ancient seed to the museum, which you can find by mining/digging

Also, if you're using a seed maker, there's a small chance that you'll get ancient seeds instead of seeds for whichever crop you put in

[sharp coral]

So if i put a crop a lot i might get ancient seed

[magic shuttle]

If you put a lot of crops into a seed maker, potentially!

[worthy root]

Ancient Seeds can be purchased at the Traveling Cart for Gold 100-1,000g (1.26% chance to appear).

Ancient Seeds can also be obtained from Ancient Fruit by using a Seed Maker. Whenever the Seed Maker is used with any crop other than Ancient Fruit, there is a 0.5% chance to obtain one packet of Ancient Seeds instead of the crop's seeds.

[fickle walrus]

is bream rare

[wild moss]

no

[fickle walrus]

huh weird

ive been fishing for 1 ig hour and i got 2 catfish no bream

just caught it

[dull sluice]

i catch them at night

or like 5 pm

[wild moss]

1 in game hour is like 2-3 fish lmao

[fickle walrus]

30k from cheese

lmao

and truffle oil

bruhhhhh

travelling merchant didnt have sunfish

[sinful fable]

What does it mean when the game says a explosion has gone off or something

[wild moss]

meteor

on your farm

[ashen flume]

If its the beggining of summer maybe its the top of the Mountain too

[wild moss]

that’s an earthquake