stardew-valley

[cobalt hare]

sap I believe

[severe marsh]

But when the
TEEEEES

[Bottom text]

[lament path]

Idk I don't have 1.5 🏃‍♀️

[severe marsh]

Saps are ngl... pretty useless...

[blazing python]

Yeah

[cobalt hare]

sap is useful I found

[native vault]

Sprading wisdom

[cobalt hare]

for late game fertilizer mostly

[severe marsh]

I dont really plant one time harvest crop, so i never really use them

[blazing python]

Very useful when energy

[broken cave]

too lazy to read

[cobalt hare]

noooo

[blazing python]

You should definitely plant pumpkins

[cobalt hare]

don't eat sap

[lament path]

Trying to get ppl to eat the sap is my go to when someone asks

[native vault]

It's cc items by season

[drifting field]

reminds me of when i was mining and i ate a red mushroom instead of a purple one

[cobalt hare]

[blazing python]

🥲👍ok

[native vault]

they give +200 energy

[severe marsh]

Sap when energy
Low
DIE

[Bottom text]

[cobalt hare]

[novel ingot]

I

[native vault]

Click the black thing to the right ||desert skull cavern you use bus to get it hahahahaha spoiled||

[severe marsh]

I am at that point of the game where i just can consume 200 saps and be ok

[blazing python]

Sap gives +50 max energy boost aswell!

[novel ingot]

Like half an hour ago I got a ancient fruit seed from traveling merchant

[native vault]

No way omg 😱

[severe marsh]

Isnt that green tea?

[blazing python]

Its sap tea

[native vault]

yes

[lament path]

Green tea is made out of sap

[severe marsh]

I cant take doopy seriously because of that pfp 😭

[blazing python]

Yeah because tea bushes has sap in them

Anyways

[real bluff]

Is it true that pigs are the most profitable farm animals?

[native vault]

Put sap and prismatic bin in trash to get sap tea 50+ max energy ✅

[cobalt hare]

while we all love a laugh and all, this is a channel for complete beginners also. if any of you are reading this, eating sap is not recommended

[blazing python]

Yes. Dont doubt us pls

[cobalt hare]

just felt I had to say it, please go on

[severe marsh]

Pigs are good, but theyre dead during winter

[novel ingot]

Yes

[native vault]

k

[blazing python]

Only doubt us when its too much of a stretch

[lament path]

What the fuck

[cobalt hare]

wha

[blazing python]

what was the mindset of this???

[native vault]

Toilet asmr

Helps you sleep and relax

[cobalt hare]

this is off topic for sure

[severe marsh]

Pigs are good, theyre basicaly non existent dueing winter though... so keep that in mind

[real bluff]

What do you mean by non existent?

[lament path]

Nope, bcs we don't have toilets in stardew so still connected ig

[native vault]

No

[severe marsh]

They are unable to fulfill their sole purpose of being brought to the world, they cannot for their life find a truffle during winter because theyll ge tthe sniffles

[blazing python]

Look I need to say it. But pls dont become “funny” when mods are online.
You’re making a fool out of yourself when your personality changes when a mod is online. Treat them like a normal member of the community and respect them

[native vault]

You didn't hear about the toilet update?

[honest oyster]

HI

[severe marsh]

The sniffle part is a joke, but you get the idea

[real bluff]

Well, for those considering eating sap, just remember the sign that appears when you select it

[lament path]

They dont work

[blazing python]

I just need to say it because its a bad habit and I admit that its parts of my habits

[hushed sundial]

Question i got a ||dinosaur egg|| but im not sure if i should donate it or incubate it im not sure what a ||dino ||would give me if i owned one

[real bluff]

Lots of things that shouldn’t be eaten are explained by the game itself

Like Red Mushrooms and Pufferfish

[severe marsh]

I am planning to have 2 barns each filled with pigs and cows respectively

[lament path]

Incubate DONT DONATE IT

[severe marsh]

They are litterally the only thing that gives me money during the winter rn...

[hushed sundial]

i got another one can i donate that one?

[lament path]

Yes

[real bluff]

So no pork?

[lament path]

Sadly

[blazing python]

The sap jokes (bit bias here) sounds like its natural to see in a normal chat without the mods being online. But the pictures of the toilet vc and The [[bottom text]] seems “Authenticated” jokes (no offense)

[real bluff]

I’ll have to water my cranberries

[severe marsh]

Try to have a backup for when winter arrives like cows, also no to eating pork cuz theyre haram

[real bluff]

And pumpkins

[mystic mirage]

what does a rare seed do

[blazing python]

ANYWAYS. Now thats settled, lets go back to on-topic

[lament path]

Name your pigs bacon

[real bluff]

Let me guess, no beef either?

[severe marsh]

Yes for letting them find truffles though

[cobalt hare]

does my ||horse respawn at stable when i sleep?||

[summer hamlet]

Yes

[blazing python]

Produce sweet gem berry in fall

[severe marsh]

Im not hindu so, beef is ok

[mystic mirage]

ooh what can you use that for

[severe marsh]

Or a veganm..

[real bluff]

No goat meat or duck meat as well I assume?

[copper nova]

hi im new

[lament path]

Selling or ||stardrop||

[blazing python]

||master oogway in secret forest gives stardrop||

[summer hamlet]

Hello!

[lament path]

Welcome to the server

[mystic mirage]

are stardrops good

[summer hamlet]

Yes

[severe marsh]

Goat ducks and sheep can go stay in marnies ranch, theyre baaaad

[lament path]

That's what his name was?

[native vault]

1.6 toilet update

[real bluff]

I’m guessing no mutton either?

[severe marsh]

MASTER CANOE

[cunning basalt]

@lament path YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RAINE ARTISAN ERA

[blazing python]

No. Oogway fits more thanhis original name

[severe marsh]

Canola!

[copper nova]

[lament path]

YEAA

[blazing python]

Yellow roles

[severe marsh]

CaN-
Oily-!
cannoli

[blazing python]

When do I get a role that makes me stand out :(

[lament path]

Omg yes

[blazing python]

Well I code, I guess the modder role in the future

[vital briar]

Lucy summoning

[blazing python]

Omg hheres another yellow role

[severe marsh]

I am planning to get yellow role (i can craft jewelries and do origami) but idk if thats considered art in the sdv channel

[lament path]

Lucy shall come back one day

[blazing python]

I feel left out, I dont have the purple role AND artisan

[neon bobcat]

Crafts are artwork too!

[vital briar]

Ooo iridium band nice

[native vault]

Best moments of me life

[blazing python]

Something about SDV modding just scares me

[native vault]

All of that in a single day

[severe marsh]

IRIDIUM BAND?!

[native vault]

While fishint

[severe marsh]

Holy chateau

[lament path]

If tou can code u can get mod author maybe

[native vault]

Elvish jewelry is rarer than that

[grim rivet]

what are you using to get that dang

[vital briar]

Yeah but iridium band is useful

[blazing python]

Yeah. But SDV coding is scary for me like I said

[native vault]

iridium rod

[vital briar]

You can get artifacts super easy later

[native vault]

That was my first day using iridium rod

💀

[lament path]

Oh sorry idk how read

[vital briar]

I never prioritize the museum ngl. I don't think I've ever competed it, maybe like once

I'm just lazy though

[native vault]

wdym ever

I'm on my first play through

[severe marsh]

Thoust havest the band of iridium, thou has reacheth the pinnacle of end in terms of relic that one put in thy hand

[native vault]

I'm gona play for 4 hours on the flight to singapore

[native vault]

What the fuck does that mean

[severe marsh]

...

[severe marsh]

You did a git gud, and now you are in end game in terms of rings

[real bluff]

Singapore is nice

[vital briar]

Yes

[lament path]

There was someone who was looking for ppl in Singapore in town Square earlier

[severe marsh]

Need to be more gamer? @native vault

[real bluff]

The flight there is only 3 hours

[native vault]

End game in rings and ive made 40k in the whole first year

[severe marsh]

You got a Big W and can now play as luigi

[native vault]

Bro how tf do you know which city I'm from

[severe marsh]

KEKW POGGERS F-S IN THE CHAT

[native vault]

It's 4.5 hours for me

I'm in india

[real bluff]

I’m in the Philippines

[native vault]

Kolkata teh city of scemmers 😄

[severe marsh]

Im in indonesia 💀

[lament path]

There are more of us, so many...

[native vault]

I found this at the airport

[severe marsh]

Its a crane to lift yo mama

HAHA GOT EM

[lament path]

A whole (idek what that crane doin)

[native vault]

Accept stardew valley pictures only

[severe marsh]

Hypocrit...

Ima DM you SDV Bara fanfiction then

[slow yew]

#images-and-memes

[lament path]

Ima dm you smthn

[native vault]

It's stardew related

Since I accept stardew only

[severe marsh]

Is it exclusively sfw or no?

💀

[native vault]

Dm me anything

Anything ok

[severe marsh]

No thanks

[real bluff]

Abigail, Linux, and Sebastian all hate the blueberries I sold to Pierre

[slow yew]

Linux 💀

[vital briar]

I don't advise selling to pierre

[blazing python]

Hallo

[rich ridge]

how do i level up mining?

[severe marsh]

COMPUTER?!

[vital briar]

You should ship your crops when possible because it counts towards shipping goals

[lament path]

Continue mining

[rich ridge]

just copper or like all stones count?

[vital briar]

All stones count

[lament path]

All stones

[rich ridge]

alrgiht

[wintry matrix]

also pierre says he grew the good ones u sold him, and that the bad ones are yours

[severe marsh]

Everything counts in the mine

[broken cave]

how did abigail win the egg hunt

i got 8 eggs

[honest oyster]

just wait until u see the crops pierrer puts on display at the fair. secret: ||you grew them||

[severe marsh]

Guys i wanna ask a question

[slow yew]

What house linus wrong ping l

[lament path]

There's a strategy route you can use

[honest oyster]

why does abigail look so happy about it tho lmao

[honest oyster]

shoot

[fickle sorrel]

pierre deserve pain

[severe marsh]

Whats the difference between this picture and this picture?

[formal zenith]

Case it’s funny?

[severe marsh]

[fickle sorrel]

how do i screw him up without doing the ||joja ending||

[vital briar]

Idk why they have such negative responses for normal quality crops. When I buy a cabbage from walmart and its like average and has some wilted leaves I'm not throwing a fit. So entitled smh

[honest oyster]

they are the same picture

LMAO

[ember cove]

just dont sell things to him
and win the grange display

[broken cave]

the one on the right got drip

[lament path]

Marry his wife

[fickle sorrel]

mmmhm not a bad idea

[vital briar]

Lmao

[fickle sorrel]

i'll marry his daughter, i mean "his"

[severe marsh]

U had me half way ngl lmao

[real bluff]

So are my crops really that bad?

[vital briar]

No ofc not

[honest oyster]

no, pierre just smells so bad that he makes them rot

[formal zenith]

That haliy and pig thing

[fickle sorrel]

pierre is stinky poo poo

[lament path]

No Pierre just leaves em to rot

[honest oyster]

stinky winky

[vital briar]

I could buy strawberries from the store and half of them will be moldy and I'll only complain a little

[severe marsh]

Pierres just bad at storing them, he let them rot

[honest oyster]

[severe marsh]

And thats why its bad

Be a good person, buy at ||sandy!|| the squirrel from spongebob

[formal zenith]

Made me nok my head up

[broken cave]

201 strawberry seeds

[ember cove]

spoiler tag ||sandy|| :]
she's from a cc reward that doesnt mention her before you complete the bundle, therefore being a spoiler

[honest oyster]

is that a buff axolotyl?

[severe marsh]

There's NO Clint, There's NO Morris, AND THERES NO PIERRE!

[severe marsh]

I have fixed it

[lament path]

ONLY GUS, TRAVELING MERCHANT, WILLY

[formal zenith]

How much do any of you use the seed maker

[ember cove]

cool

[ember cove]

i use it for my ancient fruit

[honest oyster]

i only use for rare seed

[ember cove]

because its the best way to get more seeds for af

[severe marsh]

I use it for strawberry and ancient fruit

[formal zenith]

Me too for both

[severe marsh]

Its the only way...

[honest oyster]

do you know da wai

[ember cove]

i thought you could get them from artifact spots?

[wintry matrix]

pierre suck

[blazing python]

Hallo

[vital briar]

Hello

[severe marsh]

The way to your heart?!

[cobalt hare]

artifact spots, fishing chests, bugs in the mines

[lament path]

Traveling merchant glitch on mobile

[lament path]

He doesn't even have a backyard...

[severe marsh]

What this "mobile" do you speak of?! Theres no such thing as "mobile SDV Players"!

[real bluff]

It happened to you too?

[wintry matrix]

😭

[wide spire]

how do i make money during winter

[summer hamlet]

Fish

[formal zenith]

And I am going to be risky and I am going to seed maker the crap out of 1 starbery

[real bluff]

Mining, fishing, and animals

[crude tapir]

Animals

[severe marsh]

I mean thats good tbh

[lament path]

Ah yes, we're just figments of the imagination

[severe marsh]

Hopefully it wont turned into a mixed seed 💀

[real bluff]

Caroline gave me a cauliflower in the fall and said that they had a backyard

[wintry matrix]

OH I FORGOT THAT COULD HAPPEN

[formal zenith]

Haha 😂

[mystic mirage]

im off to catch an eel wish me luck

[frosty knoll]

sup everyone im brand spanking new had this game on my to plaay list for months and just now starting

[severe marsh]

Me when the Sweet Gem Berry turned into a mixed seed

[broken cave]

what is wrong with clint

[lament path]

It's a sun room

[severe marsh]

Hellow my child, Welcome to our cult congregation

[wintry matrix]

is the sweet gem berry worth trying to grow more? and should i seedmaker or buy?

[lament path]

||Stalker||, bad vibes etc etc

[real bluff]

He hits on my girlfriend and overcharges for coal

[severe marsh]

Theyre bad...

Just grow other plants

[wintry matrix]

okie dokie

[broken cave]

clint nice

[severe marsh]

They took waaay to long to grow

[real bluff]

He’s a stalker?

[formal zenith]

Me when I get a prismatic shard

[severe marsh]

Clint is..... NGL creepy...

[lament path]

Welcome to the server

[severe marsh]

Me when i got my prismatic shard, suddenly turns gay

[real bluff]

The only thing creepy about him is that he overcharges for coal and iron, what else is?

[lament path]

I mean he gives the vibes of "I was nice, why won't she like me?"

[severe marsh]

Her obsession with emily.... and overall vibe?

[lament path]

Do you read his dialogue

[severe marsh]

I mean.... clint never made and declaration or any sort of true advances

[real bluff]

He hopes Emily notices him, he said that during the flower dance, and he says that he sells raw metal and can knock myself out

[broken cave]

he is lonely

[wary siren]

cringe line

[severe marsh]

I really hope not, If the guy cant stick up for himself in regards of confessing his feelings, dont bother of expecting yhe person you like to be handed to you on a silver platter

[frosty knoll]

is it normal for no multiplayer games to be on the list?

[cobalt hare]

can someone help me idk what to do in stardew valley

[real bluff]

Someone on Reddit once said, If he hurts your wallet, you can hurt his heart by marrying Emily

[severe marsh]

My wallet is already thick enought with all my iridium tools

[real bluff]

But then again, he gave me an Iridium bar

So that’s cool

[severe marsh]

Hmm just try and discover the game youurself

[real bluff]

But from what I’ve seen here, he’s one of those ‘nice guys’

[severe marsh]

Youll find your pace and what to do

Always consult the wiki if you have questions

[severe marsh]

Yeah... its pathetic

[honest oyster]

welcome, once you get the community centre cutscene, start working on that. it will unlock new things for you

[honest oyster]

i meant to reply to this ^

[cobalt hare]

how can i know what to do if theres no tutorial in the start

[real bluff]

Reasons I’ll marry Emily

1: She’s cute

[severe marsh]

Discover it on your own, also there is a soft tutorial innthe game

[real bluff]

2: It hurts Clint’s feelings

3. She’s nice to me

[severe marsh]

Go hoe the land and clean up the farm

[wild moss]

there is a tutorial lol

[severe marsh]

Plant the parsnips, explore the town to meet the people there

[wild moss]

the game tells you what to do

yeah

[blazing python]

Jello

I SAW THAT

[wintry matrix]

hold on forgot to spoiler

[broken cave]

what was it

[blazing python]

white text

[broken cave]

reddit post

[blazing python]

With a white background

[wintry matrix]

i’ll send again just need to spoiler pic one moment

[broken cave]

i read "apparentl if you're a female farmer"

and it was deleted

[cobalt hare]

no its post cc content

can only send in seasoned farmers

dog

delete

[broken cave]

whats that

[lament path]

Yes 👏👏

[cobalt hare]

Oh my days

[wintry matrix]

ok moving it to #stardew-spoilers

[cobalt hare]

delete

[severe marsh]

Caution : exploring the town has high chances of encountering a drunkard, a goth, a nurse engineer, a tax evader, a sexist jock, and a certain homeless but kind person

Do explore the town with caution as they might greet you kindly

Do not engage with the girl with the blond hair

[lament path]

And a chef and fisherman being the only people with a business you can trust

[slow yew]

Bones shush

[cobalt hare]

stop the haley hate

[severe marsh]

Shes the menace of the town and everyone hates her /jk

[cobalt hare]

haley is superior

[small bison]

wait, who is the sexist jock? /gen

[wary siren]

i am a haley fan

[wintry matrix]

i have never finished the cc

[severe marsh]

It was an overexaggeration, but its alex

[lament path]

I like Haley as in she's fun to draw but the personality is too much

[severe marsh]

They're all good people.... mostly.... except for the tax evader

[small bison]

ohhhh! im a bit slow, sorry, lel

[broken cave]

who

[severe marsh]

Should you found him, do try to pelt him with your slingshot

[small bison]

i like pelting alex with slingshot bc he gets mad at me for digging the bins

[severe marsh]

The person who sneaks into your hoise to give your a pack of parsnips, mayor lewis

[broken cave]

he is the mayor how is he tax evading

[severe marsh]

Its more like corruption actually

He basicaly uses the towns money for his own personal benifits

[broken cave]

oh you forgot, an annoying person who you have to buy your seeds from him

[severe marsh]

You have a blue name, how can you not know about this?

[broken cave]

b

[severe marsh]

The monopolizer

[broken cave]

how are you year 1 with cc done

[severe marsh]

The worst of them all....

[severe marsh]

I played at my own pace, apparently its faster than most people lel

[wintry matrix]

i posted the clint thing in #stardew-spoilers but it looks like the conversation has moved on lol

[lament path]

Farmer

[wintry matrix]

i think the only one who doesnt get mad is linus 😅

[severe marsh]

I think.... he got used to it.... cuz you know.... hes homeless...

[broken cave]

linus is the best

[severe marsh]

Its more sad when you think about it

[broken cave]

i have linus with 5 hearts

[severe marsh]

If you pelt linus, i will personally attack you

[broken cave]

close to 6

i have my gf's mother with 6 hearts

for a plan

[wintry matrix]

the wiki said he has a positive reaction i think? (but he only passes through town during night market so it doesnt affect much)

[broken cave]

and egg hunt

[mossy shard]

We get our stuff back at the valley fair right

[wintry matrix]

a plan? 👀

[broken cave]

😉

[small bison]

at the display? yes, you can clean it out after you get lewis to rate it

[broken cave]

😉 😉

[small bison]

i make alex mad on purpose

[broken cave]

the person who gets ur stuff from the mines when you die is good and bad

[broken cave]

find the difference between:

[quiet dawn]

Alex has brown hair while pig has cool hat

[severe marsh]

Alex is a handsome but a bit sexist himbo

The pig is just therr

[broken cave]

pig got drip

[mystic mirage]

should i donate sardine to ocean fish bundle or give it to leah for 120g

[broken cave]

bundle

[mystic mirage]

i am obsessed with cc so to the bundle it goes

[wintry matrix]

i thought himbos were supposed to be kind?

[honest oyster]

im pretty sure quests like those dont expire unless stated otherwise so i would do cc first

[severe marsh]

I mean.... he's still dealing with grief so its a bit understandable...

[wintry matrix]

i meant abt the sexism part tho

[severe marsh]

He never had anyone to teach him about that probably

His dad was abusive, his grandparents are a bit dysfunctional too

With george being george

Evelyn is an angel

[wintry matrix]

probably not. i just mean the himbo qualifications 😅
(am i making sense?)

[severe marsh]

Hmm true... whatever though, he's a himbo for me in the end

[mystic mirage]

this is an evelyn fan server

[wintry matrix]

i dont have many hearts w him yet 😅
assuming character development, yes himbo 😌

[severe marsh]

Same, even though alex looks handsome, i still prefer leah cuz shes more mature

[honest oyster]

❤️

[severe marsh]

I gave her a tulip on her birthday

[honest oyster]

i gave her cake once and she loved it

[wintry matrix]

evelyn best

[honest oyster]

it is now

[sudden ether]

Is there any way to convert wood into hardwood/farm a lot of hardwood?

[wintry matrix]

farming: plant mahogany seeds, use fertilizer (it makes a huge difference), go to secret woods

[honest oyster]

secret woods best way IMO, need silver axe. i think theres a glitch to get through without the axe tho

[wintry matrix]

ohh that explains why i never saw them before playing on pc

[mystic mirage]

what do rice shoots do

[honest oyster]

grow rice

u need mill to process the rice tho

[wintry matrix]

u get unmilled rice. plant near water for faster growth

[mystic mirage]

thats cool i didnt know you could grow rice

can it grow in all seasons

[honest oyster]

why are carrots not in this game

yes i know cave carrots

but i wanna grow carrots

[wintry matrix]

i think it’s only spring

it should say in description tho

[mystic mirage]

guess i gotta save it till next spring

[honest oyster]

work on getting a mill in the meantime

that would be hard tho cause u need sheep

took me ages to get a mill

[mystic mirage]

what farm building do u need for sheep

[honest oyster]

big barn or deluxe barn, i cant remember

its deluxe*

[native vault]

I am inside the flight

Omw to singapore

[honest oyster]

safe flight

[native vault]

Thx

[mystic mirage]

have fun in singapore

[rare niche]

im stressed out rn

[native vault]

It will take off in a few mins

[honest oyster]

hi ben bestie

[rare niche]

who r u

[honest oyster]

D:

gonna go cry

[fallen heron]

big barn

[honest oyster]

u made me change my pfp to capybara

[honest oyster]

deluxe

[rare niche]

noob

[honest oyster]

no u noob

[rare niche]

[fallen heron]

wasne ti big

[native vault]

There is fog wtf

[rare niche]

#images-and-memes

[honest oyster]

i had to google to check when they asked, deluxe unfortunately

[honest oyster]

if its cold where u are that could jsut be the heating system

[small bison]

the pig looks cool, alex doesnt

[native vault]

That's ac I think

[reef stream]

does Proficiency affect anything besides the energy you need to use

[mystic mirage]

what's the point of living if willy can't be my adoptive father

[runic wadi]

you can be best friends w/ a shadowy monster living in the sewers, or optionally in your house

[mystic mirage]

krobus right

[dire river]

does it matter how far i cast my fishing rod?

[solemn cove]

Yes

[dire river]

what does it effect?

[mystic mirage]

how do i befriend krobus

[runic wadi]

yes, certain fish don't bite unless you're fishing far out,
as well as the further you're out from the standing edge, the higher quality fish you reel in

[solemn cove]

I mean no. But if you cast it far from land, the less you get junk item

[dire river]

thanks guys 🙂

[solemn cove]

Give him void egg

[runic wadi]

mfw I gotta hand in my finals report in 6 hrs (done 12/15+ pages I need) but I'd rather play SDV >->

[solemn cove]

Buy his void egg and incubated it for void chicken so that you can have supply for giving him. Or just rabbit foot if you can afford rabbit

[wintry matrix]

wild horseradish is a loved gift i think

[earnest harbor]

it is

[wintry matrix]

i have been giving iridium-quality wild horseradish

[earnest harbor]

quality doesn't matter i dont think

[runic wadi]

iridium gives a x1.5 multiplier to the pts gained

[wintry matrix]

reading the 1.5 update summary and that’s why i never saw the special orders board before. i thought it must have had a profit requirement like the cave

[earnest harbor]

it doesnt

[warped ether]

Mfw when trying to figure out if my pc is just slow or if an event is about to happen when I go to sleep

[earnest harbor]

hmm

two contradicting statements from the same website

[runic wadi]

re-read the sentence you sent :3

[lament path]

Officially June 8

[earnest harbor]

interesting

[runic wadi]

normal quality loved > iridium liked

[earnest harbor]

oohhhh

gotcha i misread my bad

sorry

[honest oyster]

happy birthday (?)

[lament path]

Uh no but thanks ig?

[honest oyster]

idk why else youd state the date so i just guessed

[jade lodge]

what is the best thing to invest in for strawberry's with your first 500$

[lament path]

It turned exactly June 8 when I sent that

[honest oyster]

welcome, also just make fertiliser

[earnest harbor]

this question seems to have answered itself

[oblique stone]

so how tf do i get winter seeds

[wintry matrix]

they mean before that i think

[earnest harbor]

you make them

[oblique stone]

how

[earnest harbor]

oohhhh. then probs potatoes

[runic wadi]

I just got chills reading that it's already tomorrow somewhere, my deadline's creeping up lmao

[oblique stone]

how

[cobalt hare]

foraging L7 u unlock the recipe iirc

[honest oyster]

with winter foragables, turn them into wild seeds

[earnest harbor]

with a winter root, snow yam, crocus,

[sudden ether]

Is there any way to change a profession after i choose it

[honest oyster]

i dont think so

[runic wadi]

ye, once you unlock the sewers there's a statue

[honest oyster]

nvm

[sudden ether]

Ok

[honest oyster]

i havent got that far LMAO

[sudden ether]

Is miner or geologist better for early game

[earnest harbor]

yes, go to krobus in the ||sewer|| and use the ||Statue of uncertainty||

[honest oyster]

miner imo

[jade lodge]

i mean do i spend it on parsnips potatoes or something else

[earnest harbor]

i would say potatoes because you have a chance to get more than one

per picking

[jade lodge]

ok sick thanks

[cobalt hare]

how can i unlock the sewer

[earnest harbor]

i like geologist because gems are pretty common

[cobalt hare]

donate 60 items

[earnest harbor]

to the museum

[cobalt hare]

miner 100%. 1 extra ore is really good

[cobalt hare]

oh alright but where does it tell me that

it doesnt

technically there is a cutseen that tells you gunther has the rusty key but it doesnt tell you how many items you should donate to get it

[blazing python]

I am 13.55 years old

[earnest harbor]

when you find an artifact that has not been donated, it will say, "Gunther can tell you more about this if you donate it to the museum." so then you need to go to the museum and click the donate items button and sometimes you get rewards for donating enough

and put the artifacts in the spots

[gloomy walrus]

you just count the artifacts you have

[blazing python]

actually 13.6

[gloomy walrus]

thats what i do

[cobalt hare]

welcome!

[gloomy walrus]

HIIII

[snow shadow]

hello new here

[gloomy walrus]

if you are talking to me lol

[cobalt hare]

i know that but where does it tell me that i need 60 items to unlock the sewer

[wintry matrix]

welcome!!

[wintry matrix]

it does not 😔

[gloomy walrus]

i dont think it says that

[snow shadow]

thanx

[gloomy walrus]

its just something you find out randomly

[mystic mirage]

is 70 a hard difficulty to catch a fish

[gloomy walrus]

noodle not really

[charred palm]

Depends on your fishing level

[gloomy walrus]

yea

[mystic mirage]

im only fishing level 3 😭

[charred palm]

It's gonna be a bit hard yeah

[gloomy walrus]

you will get there soon 🙂

[honest oyster]

welcome

[gloomy walrus]

i love your pfp btw

[cobalt hare]

Haha I am

[mystic mirage]

im on day 18 spring yr 1 so if i cant catch an eel this season ill catch one in the fall

[mystic mirage]

tysm :D

[gloomy walrus]

😄

[oblique stone]

which bundle unlocks the bus for the desert

[gloomy walrus]

the money

one

[earnest harbor]

wiki

[gloomy walrus]

or the vualt

[cobalt hare]

Spoilers.

[snow shadow]

wanted to start my first co op farm if anyone is interested hoping to learn

[cobalt hare]

Pls mark that with spoilers

[gloomy walrus]

can i join

[cobalt hare]

#multiplayer-lfg-old ^^

[gloomy walrus]

oh ok

[snow shadow]

ah thanx

[cobalt hare]

sup delta

I mean you guys can go discuss it in dms if you are interested lmao

[cobalt hare]

Hello . Doing terrible hbu

[honest oyster]

16 mins until im done work and can play stardew

[cobalt hare]

same g

Life just decides to suck randomly yk

[honest oyster]

felt

i cried in work today for no reason

[cobalt hare]

[honest oyster]

im so random 🤪

[cobalt hare]

Lol

[cobalt hare]

haha guess so

[mystic mirage]

haha suckers i just caught the eel

[honest oyster]

yes noodle, rub salt in the wound

[cobalt hare]

But who cares

how can i marry someone, i cant find anything on the wiki

[honest oyster]

me, shut 🆙 /hj

[mystic mirage]

ily ❤️

[cobalt hare]

There is a marriage page Idk how you missed it

[cobalt hare]

idk either

[cobalt hare]

But who tf are u

[cobalt hare]

Just look closely. Its there

[honest oyster]

shut up youre elderly, remember?

[cobalt hare]

In the main page as well

[honest oyster]

oh wait u have Alzheimers

ofc ofc

[cobalt hare]

Who cares

[gloomy walrus]

get someone to 10 hearts

have a big house

and on a rainy day

go to the beach and cross the bridge

from there you will know

how do i say something that is a spoiler ;-;

im new to this serverrrrr

[honest oyster]

like how to spoiler it?

[cobalt hare]

!spoilers

[honest oyster]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[honest oyster]

fail

[cobalt hare]

U fail

[honest oyster]

no mine worked

[cobalt hare]

No mine did

[honest oyster]

no mine

[gloomy walrus]

|hi|

[cobalt hare]

No mine

[gloomy walrus]

oh

OHH I SEE THX

[cobalt hare]

U need 2 ||

[gloomy walrus]

ya ik

thxxxxx guyss

[cobalt hare]

[charred palm]

Congratulations m8

[tranquil blaze]

In your guys opinion is the game better with others or solo and why

[gloomy walrus]

OTHERS 100%

[desert zinc]

others because its chaos

[gloomy walrus]

straight to the point

1. screaming at each other to not pass out

[cobalt hare]

solo cus freedom

[desert zinc]

wdym i cant steal everyones furniture

[warped ether]

(Spoiler just in case) IWOAGDUAWGAWDUGUAWIOAPOGU

YES

WOOO

[gloomy walrus]

SHEEESH

[cobalt hare]

^

[gloomy walrus]

dont donate

[fast ermine]

les goo

Do not donate

[gloomy walrus]

SHOOT

NOOOO]

[fast ermine]

spoilerr

[cobalt hare]

I love pausing my game for 4 hrs then coming back and playing it lmao

[gloomy walrus]

NOOOOOO

[warped ether]

I have it already

That's my 2nd ||shard||

[gloomy walrus]

is it gone?

then donate it ig

[fast ermine]

then uhhh sell

[mystic mirage]

okay the last fish i need to catch this season is a largemouth bass

[desert zinc]

same but sometimes blockading someone from exiting their house is funner

[fast ermine]

ez fish

[gloomy walrus]

guys im sorry for not spoliering

;-;

[desert zinc]

You're good

[mystic mirage]

i was digging through the trashcan and right then lewis walked by 😭

[cobalt hare]

Happens to the best of us :3

[gloomy walrus]

lol

[gloomy walrus]

my friend laughs when that happens to me

one time i got something good from the can in front of alex

and i just gave it to him

XD

[mystic mirage]

how long do beans take to grow

or green beans whatever you call them

[gloomy walrus]

it says on the seed

[honest oyster]

others. more money. less work. company is always fun. only con is not being able to pause

[gloomy walrus]

do you mean after 1st harvest

[mystic mirage]

nvm i got it from the wiki

[gloomy walrus]

are green beans good at all

i thought they werent that profitable becuase of the trellis

[mystic mirage]

im just growing them because of cc lol

[gloomy walrus]

oh yea

[wintry matrix]

meh. u get like one bean per plant each harvest

[honest oyster]

i like to grow a few of everything incase an npc needs soemthin g

[wintry matrix]

i don’t care for them that much

[mystic mirage]

i ❤️ junimos

[honest oyster]

same

so cute

[mystic mirage]

im gonna crochet a junimo once my computer dies

[wintry matrix]

yes

[gloomy walrus]

dancing apples

[wintry matrix]

little friends

[gloomy walrus]

stampy called them that

[wintry matrix]

interesting

i havent watched stampy

[gloomy walrus]

[honest oyster]

i used to watch stamps when i was like 12

stampy*

changed my xbox name to stampy cat girl hoping to get noticed

[gloomy walrus]

;-;

i was just like you

tryna get noticed by him or dan

[honest oyster]

TDM?

[gloomy walrus]

yea

[honest oyster]

lmao i remember him

good old days

[cobalt hare]

i still watch him lmfaoo

[mystic mirage]

i was obsessed with pat and jen i loved minecraft

[dull pendant]

[cobalt hare]

YESSS

[tulip breach]

I made a new save just to watch the intro

[cobalt hare]

pat and jen

omfg

[tulip breach]

Forgot how depressing it is

[dull pendant]

this emote goes hard

[tulip breach]

Why they gotta make the intro so sad ;-;

[cobalt hare]

ima be honest i havent even opened the game im to scared because i have a funny feeling that ima get obsessed with it all summer

[mystic mirage]

i got the largemouth basssss

[dull pendant]

Did stampy get canceled at all?

[tulip breach]

I got obsessed with it bc a YouTuber ;-;

[cobalt hare]

oh dang

[tulip breach]

I stopped playing it but damn it drew me in again

[dull pendant]

I’ve just finished watching rtgames stardew drug empire

[cobalt hare]

yeahh i normaly have a phase of, sims then acnh, then like minecraft

[tulip breach]

My favorite YouTuber is TagBack TV

[cobalt hare]

mine is kurtis conner

[mystic mirage]

does malachite have any purpose other than being donated to the museum

[fast ermine]

Kurtis Conner is niceee

he introduced me to stardew valley bro

• he donated like a lot of money to small stardew valley streamers

[tulip breach]

Ugh now I have to saves idk if I should delete one

[fast ermine]

nah don't

[cobalt hare]

love him sm

[tulip breach]

Kinda hate how I rushed to the second year on my first save

[fast ermine]

frfr

[fast ermine]

one can always start over

[tulip breach]

Which is why I don’t mind the second save

However trying to decide if I wanna marry Sebastian or Sam on this save 🤦🏻‍♀️

[dull pendant]

Obviously pick is don’t date anyone and befriend my boy George

[fast ermine]

Sebastion

I might be very bias

[dull pendant]

[tulip breach]

I married Sebastian on the other

[sly cedar]

i just got a ||prismatic shard|| from a slime in the mines on level 11, never knew that was a thing LOL

[fast ermine]

Then Sam i guess

it's very damn rare

[sly cedar]

i figured haha

[dull pendant]

That’s a 0.05%

[sly cedar]

damn

there's something w this save file then lol

got the wilderness hat on my 1st year, then found out it's almost impossible

[hushed sundial]

Question what should i do with a ||prismatic shard|| this is the 2nd one ive gotten already got the ||galaxy sword||

[cobalt hare]

should i start playing rn??! i do have a test dew in 12 hours but eehh

[sly cedar]

donate it to the museum

[hushed sundial]

i forgot i already did that witha dif one xd

i thought this was the 2nd one

[lime flicker]

definitely work on your test cause stardew is always there later or you could always switch between and take breaks

[blazing python]

But theres the saying of “its never late to change a life”

[fast ermine]

hi yes

[cobalt hare]

i think ima play anyways

[blazing python]

Restarting a Second year would be a waste

[formal rose]

Guys what is the best crop to grow for summer

[blazing python]

Try to set some goals in the save that can put you in the right track

[lime flicker]

to be honest I would too..

[ember cove]

i think blueberries and starfruit are good

[cobalt hare]

blueberries

[blazing python]

||starfruit if desert is unlocked||.

[cobalt hare]

mood

[ember cove]

correct me if im wrong though

[lime flicker]

blueberries personally

[formal rose]

Ok thanks guys

[blazing python]

Can I correct you on the not spoilered ||starfruit||

[cobalt hare]

u get sf early on tho

[blazing python]

Oh yeah true

Yeah starfruit is a good choice if you have bulks of it

[cobalt hare]

guys.

Sf isn't spoiler lol

what do i name my farm

Why do people ask this

Just name it whatever you want brug

[ember cove]

v early

[cobalt hare]

sorry idk what to name it

[ember cove]

uhhhhh

[crude tapir]

EMMIII

[mystic mirage]

how does one get a furnace

[spare fable]

Nice

[ember cove]

panda

what is this emote

[spare fable]

name it nice, so everyone just calls it Nice Farm

[crude tapir]

What do you think of my new pfp

[cobalt hare]

you are so smart

[wintry matrix]

“better than pierre’s” /hj

[ember cove]

i enjoy it 👍

[crude tapir]

[topaz chasm]

you should get a recipe for it not too long after starting, i think 40 stone and 20 copper

[reef crater]

What do you like? name it after a food or something

[cobalt hare]

Also emmi hi

Panda hello

[ember cove]

hello delta

[wintry matrix]

hi

[crude tapir]

[sage robin]

Where do you find hardwood, None of my trees give me them

[cobalt hare]

Welcome both of you

[spare fable]

the Stumps

upgrade your axe to copper

[crude tapir]

What do you think of m pfp 🔫

[cobalt hare]

Large stumps and logs

[sage robin]

Alright

[sharp summit]

So best crops for spring ? For year 2 , If you only bought 10 of strawberries seeds in the first year

[cobalt hare]

idk i dont even know fhow to play the game

[cobalt hare]

Drip

[crude tapir]

YUHHHH

[ember cove]

secret woods
above the wizard's tower
if you cant get past the log due to too low level of a pick, get a chair and pput it on the other side of the log, st on the chair then you can get through
make sure when you're there you get 12 hardwood- its easy to miss the ones at the bottom

[crude tapir]

Damn

[cobalt hare]

|| rhubarb ||

[reef crater]

Name generator maybe its not that deep 🙂

[sharp summit]

Is that a jumble

[oblique stone]

!spoilers

how do u do the spoiler thing

[crude tapir]

What about my name I changed it from you smh

[cobalt hare]

You can buy it in the || desert oasis shop ||

[crude tapir]

!spoiler

[novel thistle]

@oblique stone To mark text as a spoiler, use || before and after your message. Example: ||I'm a spoiler!|| -> ||I'm a spoiler!||.

To mark an image as a spoiler, before sending it:
On mobile: Tap on the image preview, then select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox below the image. You may need to scroll down to see the option.
On desktop: Click the pencil icon (labelled "Modify Attachment") at the top right of the image preview. Select the "Mark as spoiler" checkbox.

[ember cove]

"bluestone farm" sounds nice
or
"oak springs farm"
"windswept farm"

-- from name generator lmao

[wintry matrix]

rhubarbs are available from a place after vault is completed in cc

[lime flicker]

|| || and enter the words in between

[cobalt hare]

Who you gonna punch

[crude tapir]

you

[lime flicker]

oops | | both sides without spaces in between

[oblique stone]

|

[cobalt hare]

I-

Nice name-

[crude tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-blue-hoodie-beat-up-gif-15435775

[cobalt hare]

windswept is pretty!

[oblique stone]

it didnt fuckin work

[cobalt hare]

Pretty good early game

[ember cove]

you dont need to spoiler that
also spoilers need two of those vertical lines like ||this||

[blazing python]

Heres a good name for a farm

[lime flicker]

now delete that and add two more on each end

[blazing python]

Zerok Farm!

[sharp summit]

Well I am not sure if would have money left a good amount to buy it as I am on 35k so if do decide to go to the desert i may not have enough to profit from or reach the 35k back

[cobalt hare]

No.

[crude tapir]

💀

[lime flicker]

without spaces between the lines

[blazing python]

ZerStone Farm?

[oblique stone]

||who is the best person to marry possibly||

[blazing python]

ZerStone Fields?

ZerStone sounds like a cool mineral

[sharp summit]

Linus

[cobalt hare]

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/7349 best farm name

[lime flicker]

there

[oblique stone]

lmaooo

[wintry matrix]

aw :(
if u still have the strawberries, i’d definitely plant those (and u get more money if u make jam)

[cobalt hare]

There isn't any best. Marry who you like

[hollow hornet]

omg its delta farm

[cobalt hare]

Ikr

[ember cove]

no way

[blazing python]

StoZern Farm

[sharp summit]

@wintry matrix i used that seed maker thing and got more straw berries

[hollow hornet]

the worst kind of farm

[blazing python]

StoZern is a cool name

[cobalt hare]

whats the best mods from starters

[cobalt hare]

Fk u

[lime flicker]

id say penny personally but I just like how nice she is. or haley… mommy issues

[wintry matrix]

oh nice. strawberries are good

[ember cove]

try #modded-stardew

[sharp summit]

My profit will go wild in 3rd year tho

[cobalt hare]

Hi indigo

[hollow hornet]

heyoo delta farm

[hollow hornet]

so true

[warped ether]

Why did I screenshot the name

[hollow hornet]

its better that way

[blazing python]

Literally all the possible combinations of the relations of my name is amazing

[warped ether]

This is getting out of hand

[fast ermine]

This is gonna become spam

[cobalt hare]

OH GOD CHAOS

[hollow hornet]

too late pellepunk

[fast ermine]

Calm down

[sharp summit]

He gets to keep the credit of sending it as this devolves into "send this to another server"

[olive charm]

Wot gonna happen if wedding and egg festival on same day

I'm scared I dun want 5000g to go to waste

[warped ether]

🪞

[hollow hornet]

[cobalt hare]

Wedding will be a day late

[fast ermine]

Yup

[queen merlin]

i think wedding gets postponed by a day

[sharp summit]

https://c.tenor.com/c_86kpilXU8AAAAM/cows-cow-cow-cow.gif

[olive charm]

Dammit

[hollow hornet]

epic embed fail

[cobalt hare]

Embed fail

[blazing python]

Sterzon Farm cool name

[hollow hornet]

no

[cobalt hare]

!embeds

[novel thistle]

@sharp summit You can post images and embeds in most channels with the Cowpoke role. Earn it at level 5 by posting in our channels!
Currently #town-square has embeds disabled.

You can read more about the server channels and roles in #old-welcome, and check you current level with !lvl in #governors-mansion.

[ember cove]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[blazing python]

Combo of the “Zer” part of my name and Stone

[hollow hornet]

sounds like a pill

[lime flicker]

mm cows

[hollow hornet]

so true

[sharp summit]

Hm

I mean I can still talk here tho

[blazing python]

Notzres?

Ztosner

[hollow hornet]

stoner

[lime flicker]

wait it really does-

[warped ether]

Me when your mom

[torpid jackal]

You're

[lime flicker]

hey wait 😟

[blazing python]

I told you the combonation of stone and the “Zer” part of the name is good!

Zernsto

[warped ether]

Never said anything bad about it, just said she's a cow, cows can be cute

[hollow hornet]

[warped ether]

Yours is just fat though

[mystic mirage]

what if i accidentally crafted something is there a way to undo it

[torpid jackal]

Your mother

      -marlon, 2022

[lime flicker]

marlon got me there

[vital briar]

Ummm not really. Until lategame

[blazing python]

Try to think of a cool farm name coming from a part of your discord name and its relations

[mystic mirage]

sadness i just spent 100 wood on accident 😭

[vital briar]

That sucks

Ngl I'd just restart the day

[ivory kraken]

Ello

[vital briar]

Hi

[torpid jackal]

Welcom

[ivory kraken]

I forgot about my name

[mystic mirage]

wait how do u restart the day

[hollow hornet]

welcome!

[ivory kraken]

One sec

[blazing python]

Cant we all just agree that the letter “Z” is just so fantastic?

[torpid jackal]

Exit to title then just go back to the save

[sage robin]

I once spent 300 wood on accident :/

[vital briar]

Leave to menu without saving

[mystic mirage]

nvm im too lazy

i have a lot of trees that can be cut down

i have things to do

[hollow hornet]

too much work

[vital briar]

What does that have to do with stardew

[mystic mirage]

places to go

[blazing python]

ok but who asked

[vital briar]

Brug

[mystic mirage]

people to see

[blazing python]

Dont know

[blazing python]

nice

Quoting a wise man

[warped ether]

[vital briar]

You ever just

[warped ether]

Nah

[hollow hornet]

all the time

[ivory kraken]

Back

[warped ether]

I

[blazing python]

but u got to admit its one of the best advice I’ve given

[vital briar]

Whats it like being a new farmer I forgor

[hollow hornet]

pure confusion

[crude tapir]

pain

[vital briar]

Thats what I feel when you speak indigo

[warped ether]

You need at least 128tb of ram from all the wiki tabs you have open

[blazing python]

Its starts with the dry responses I think

[crude tapir]

LMFAOOO

[hollow hornet]

jokes on you thats my end goal

[warped ether]

Pretty bad end goal tbh

[hollow hornet]

ur a bad end goal

[warped ether]

[blazing python]

I think its starts with questions and I think it starts with cufusion aswell I think.

I think it starts with too many I think I think

[sudden ether]

Should I get fighter or scout for my level 5 combat profession

[vital briar]

Imagine not knowing the umm when ummm the umm

Scout

[hollow hornet]

fighter imo

[blazing python]

Figter

[olive charm]

Omg the egg festival made the wedding on her bday

ALSO I'M DYING LMFAOOOO

[warped ether]

LMAO

[hollow hornet]

so true krane everybody knows the umm

[ember cove]

i picked fighter

[vital briar]

The fact you married haley is the funniest part of this image /j

[warped ether]

Who's who though

[blazing python]

We all know krane is the Person ever

[olive charm]

4 of the ppl on wedding is replaced with lewis shorts

[hollow hornet]

krane is totally the ever

[cobalt hare]

should i just do normal farm for my first time?

[fresh pier]

Just dropping a hello in the middle of this talk lol. New to the server and Stardew Valley. Finally picked it up after I finished Story of Seasons (most recent game). Trying to give this one a shot. Looks like fun, still figuring it all out tho

[vital briar]

I like the crit bonus from umm acrobat I think it was called cause it makes me feel like I'm doing something idk

[ember cove]

yes

[sudden ether]

Do all crops die if they go one day without water?

[cobalt hare]

oki

[ember cove]

no

[hollow hornet]

welcomee, feel free to ask here any questions about the game

[vital briar]

Welcome

[mystic mirage]

is jagoite any good

[blazing python]

Krane is just the Helper ever here

[fresh pier]

Thanks!

[vital briar]

If you ask me a question there is only a 15% chance my response will be a joke so take your chances /hj

[blazing python]

Hallo dreamer

[blazing python]

lol

[cobalt hare]

crops cant die from lack of watering they just wont grow that day

[hollow hornet]

how do you do the thing

[sudden ether]

Oh

[vital briar]

Yes

[mystic mirage]

why are the ores from clint so expensive ;(

[hollow hornet]

thank you

[warped ether]

Don't ask Indigo stuff, though, he's like google but the opposite.

He's Bing in other words

[vital briar]

Cause you're not supposed to buy them

[hollow hornet]

my eyes have been opened