#stardew-valley
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i think you can still walk in
Like not on top like where you walk in
Fr
My cat did that once haha what a rascel
How do I get my hearts up with someone? I’ve been talking and giving gifts idk what to do 😭
How long have you been doing per person? And do you give the right gift?
give gift and talk
It wont hatch until theres room
gifting is not always result good impression, some are neutral and hated.
trash is universal love
vanialla
is this the right channel to ask questions about the game?
yes
Your pfp caught me off guard
i got a prismatic shard from an omni geode; I almost donated it to the museum but decided to check if it's valuable or not, because I saw it in universal loves gifts list; turned out it's valuable? should i donate it? or is there a better way to use it?
i sometimes forget that i have that pfp, all pfps are disabled for me lol
that's a tough question... i mean at some point you'll want one in the museum right...
well yeah
May i know what year are you? And have you finished the CC?
i'm in my first year, i saw that i can get a sword for it
Ohh first year
haven't finished yet
get sword first
ok, thanks, will not donate it then
Unless you found another one then yeah you can donate one
Thanks!
Np!
What do I do all day after my energey is all gone and it’s only morning(spring year 1)
i think you can still forage. go to the stardrop saloon i guess
Is there achievement i can get in steam if i do group 10 heart event?
Spa, or eat something
Spring onions typically sells low so you might want to eat em for energy
But save some, since you might need it later, though so far i havent know where to use em
Keep a lookout for salmonberry season in Spring Y1
If you harvest enough of them, they can be your sole energy source well into Fall
yall whats better for strawberry, keg or jar? quick response pls
Depends on when
Either or really
nvm ill just search it up
Depends on if you have a lot of plants vs machines or a lot of machines
The search results will basically all say keg prolly
Jars are better if you can’t process everything
Kegs are better if you have a lot
i have a lot since i planted them in greenhouse, thank you
It's going to depend on whether you have more valuable stuff that can go into a keg
The jars double the price of the base fruit, then add 50g whereas the kegs simply triple the price of the base fruit
So generally you will throw your most valuable fruit into your kegs until those are all full
Then the rest can go into the preserves jars
Yeah then if you are just starting jarring will be a lot better
Actually it’s primarily going to depend on your crop to machine ratio
As jars have far far better g per day than kegs in all but two scenarios (both which have custom products and produce time)
Yup, but my suggested strategy assumes you have insufficient machines for all your crops, and that you have approximately equal numbers of both types of machines
Which I feel is a rather typical situation for most farmers posting in this channel
But FilthyGorilla is absolutely correct that in general preserves jars will give a higher g/day than kegs except for hops and wheat IIRC
If you have insufficient machines for your crops and equal amount of both kegs and jars it’ll still be superior to put as many high value crops as possible into the jars
As they will make far more money than the kegs
And at an accelerated pace
Though you could just as easily put them first into the kegs
As there is no reason not to
jar wins by quantity/process time
^
keg works fine if u have enough things to process
yeh, hops keg is godly.
The issue I'm trying to bring up is that the % advantage that the preserves jars have over the kegs is greater for the less valuable fruits
Kegs are superior for making the most of each individual crop while jars are better per machine
Yeah but it’s only really an issue if you are able to process all your crops
Otherwise if a generally high value crop is being processed in a keg or jar doesn’t matter
At least not nearly as much
Right
most of time, quantity wins over quality in sdv.
Yeah, your initial crop processing machines should usually be jars
Then move into a far larger quantity of kegs
^
Usually anything worth more processing in a jar isn’t worth processing at all
This I agree
That’s my general rule of thumb
It rolls off the tongue too lol
Or you do what I do and only put stuff into jars and kegs that would actually make sense IRL 😛
Like who the fuck would want to drink a cranberry wine?
Yeah that’s the same basis really just not as smooth 😎😎
garlic wine, mmm.
Kinda sounds yummy
Mmmm 🤣
Cranberry wine sounds like it would instantly suck all the moisture out of your mouth
garlic juice actually, but u get the point
And kidney I feel
Garlic juice sounds like some TikTok fad
It does
It creates this weird dry aftertaste in your mouth
It would also require like 75% sugar by weight lmao
It doesn’t actually make anything drier tho
True lol
You're basically making cranberry sauce in your keg
never tried cranberry in my lifetime so idk
The biggest cranberry-harvesting firm in the US was asked a couple years ago to disclose how much added sugar goes into their cranberry products
It's okay you don't miss much
They protested, saying that if people saw the numbers, they wouldn't buy cranberry stuff anymore
But that they couldn't lower the sugar content either, since it would make all their products "unpalatable"
Really begs the question why we eat the fuckers in the first place
All the weird foods from our grandparents' times during the Great Depression
have u ever think why ppl want to eat a sea roach or sea spider?
cuz they hungy
so they eat
despite the horrible look of these creatures.
Also people just labeling something as a delicacy to sell it to a niche market and massively mark up value
And some things just stick
Hoo boy...coming from an Asian background, let me tell you about all the weird shit we eat and consider "delicacies"
Exactly the same here lol
Corner a market?
People like it for the texture, but otherwise it is literally flavorless
The only way to make it edible is by stewing it in an insanely flavorful stock
bet abby loves this dish if it ever exist in sdv
And don't even get me started on all the weird shit that people eat and claim has beneficial medical effects
grind the horn, yeh
Still wrecking havoc on the population
Hi
until today sadly.
People say that cordiceps fungi is an aphrodisiac. I saw that it's mostly the fact that it costs more than an equivalent amount of gold
Some “remidies” just call for it to be in the vicinity or rubbed on too
Like in western cooking people say that edible gold leaf is an aphrodisiac as well
Did you know? The bright red color probably came from cochineal bugs 😃
Get outta here with that noise
Its apparently approved by FDA as food coloring
yeah, i saw the coloring process
Cochineal bugs are literally responsible for so much of the bright reds in history
and cochineal bugs grinded to be lipstick
I mean what about them wouldn’t be edible really?
So if you see those appealing bright red color drinks, be awared 
It’s just small bugs that eat cacti/cactuses
i wonder if these anti bug women knows in fact their lipstick came from bugs
Ah yes, I too love talking about Stardew Valley's (checks notes) ladybugs. Apparently they are good for crops, so it's terrible that the game doesn't have any.
Extra protein as well maybe 
Exactly lol
They are! They help you fight aphids by eating them
Before they get squished by Vincent :((
gotta grind armored bugs in mine
Aphids absorb all the nectar and nutrients from the plants. Those damn bastards
Have you seen those grimy spring onions :0
to make red paint or something
Hey
Hello Creb
hi!!11
hello!
how are you
good
im doing class😭
damn my school starts like after 3 weeks
but Im doing online class and the schedule is 1pm-5pm
also no classes on wednesday
online still too next sy
my school is like far far away
heyo
Saata andagii
achivment and ||sewer||
60 items open ||sewer||
tanks slime
puahahahahha nice
how to get snow yam??
Yo guys
You can get them from the ice floors on the mines or the winter foraying
i didnt find them foraging way
Digging and artifact spots in winter
You can get them from the ice slimes too
do they have to be artifacts?
or can they be like ores
Just donation iirc
everything that can be placd to the museum
You might be going to the mines on unlucky days
In which case the experience can feel way worse
hi
bye
Ahoy there

How do I kill the pings
Hiii
Hello!
I’m doing alright today! Thank uuu 🙂 how are you??
I'm going goood 😄
hellooo
hiii :DDD
ellor
elluuu
hiiii i have a question. i first played stardew valley on my ipad via apple arcade but now i finally downloaded stardew on my laptop (windows) via steam. is there a way for me to open my apple arcade account on my laptop? 😦 im already on year 4 on my first acc
hmm i don't think u can sadly
owh thanks:’)
i think it might work out if u have a mac..?
since they're all apple's stuff, u can maybe log into ur apple id and get sdv back ..?
not too sure though, #vanilla-tech-support might be able to provide u with a better answer
mic's working fine !
sadly, i dont have a mac. thanks for answering tho!
omgmggg hi poech my soon to be wife
omg it's kris hi hruu !!
good
Yo, whats poppin gang
helloo !! i'm feelin well, hbuu
Hii!!
I don’t understand robins request—she asked for 30 “fresh” stones and I gave it to her and she’s like “why”? 🤨
give me 6 hours to beat stardew valley and i will spend the first 4 waiting for sebastian to get out of his room
Lmaooo
omfg
hello guys
i want to ask something about the diamonds
how can i make many diamonds like the amethyst?
is it possible?
can i put inside to crystalarium 1 diamond and it makes a lot? like a amethyst?
or not?
it is a gem so yes, it will work
such as rubies, emeralds, etc.
emeralds do work
it's currently what i have in my crystalariums
u need to wait
yeah im pretty sure any gem works besides the obvious
I think some artifacts aswell
any artifacts that would count as gems
https://stardewvalleywiki.com/Crystalarium the full list is here
The Crystalarium will replicate any inserted Gem, Foraged Mineral, or Geode Mineral. It can be crafted or found in a treasure room in the Skull Cavern. Note, however, that Crystalariums cannot replicate Prismatic Shards. The functions of the Crystalarium are explained in the Lost Book Technology Report!.
there's actually a lot you can dupe with this
yes you ar eright
a lot of these things
thanks dude
apreeciate
is it possible to make a lot slime?
with some way?
yeah
someone sells it
||monster musk|| in the mines
xd
or reset level 1 ||in sc||
slime hutch isn't that good to make slime imo
hm ok ok
do i sell salmon berries or do i save for the mines
save them for the mines
save them, they barely sell for anything anyway
ik this is kinda stupid but does the torch that i put in... will it be gone after several days or it stays like that... forever?
Hello everynyan
All torch types will stay lit forever
During rain, and in Winter
I have a really dumb question but do your animals eat out of the silo that's in your barn/coop or do you have to still manually put hay on the feeding bench
Jacko lantern?
You have to manually put the hay in the bench unless your coop/barn is upgraded to deluxe
In which case hay feeding is automated
thank you 🙂
Oh lmao
Hmm sure but I personally don't count jack-o'-lanterns as light sources
More or less just decoration
Hmm
Not sure if anyone answered this yet ?
Ig u should first get rocks when u got quest
And then give it
Clint quest are like that
I did have the rocks
In pain
But that pain proves I'm alive
welp, cc is 100% complete on summer 9th-10th
aw why's that
Chest day was 💯🗣️🔥
Gym
oo yeah that's gonna be painful
where is thi
||the joja truck||
the circle in town
a secret note
then follow arrows
so that means if i have a silo they can automatically be fed? wow. i never bought a silo cause i thought it just gives you hay
wow 😲😲😲😲😲
U did it wrong
okay, ı searh in the net
this?
yes
definitely convenient, at least for eggs
Auto grabber is so worth it if you can afford it
i've avoided it on multiplayer to gain farming exp from milking animals
but usually there is no reason to not buy it (considering the requirements for its sale)
what bachelor or bachelorette do you guys reccomend
I am in love with Penny
Go marry rasmodious
she told me she repaired the fences. they were broken >;(
Or linus
almost everyone does this... i think.
That does not sound like my penny D:
idk about shane though
Balogney
everyone does this i believe
just very seldom and that's not why you should get married imo
oml doopa
ooo hey banone 
ooo
you recall me
i'm pleasantly surprised 
you havent changed pfp and banner for like two years now have you
of course
and i have changed it once or twice (I think
) anyway how have you been?

Life being life i suppose, not sure when was last time i've talked here back then, but if its like past two years, dropped uni, found a job, lost gf, been afraid to talk to women ever since... Just usual life 
How have you been? 
aww ups and downs i suppose but i'm glad to see you back here and i'm sure things will get better in time
i've been doing well! can't complain haha
so close to full hearts! yay 
thats good to hear, always positive i see 
ur awesome sauce
yeah! that's the way haha
my wife(haley) everyday:
should i fill my barn with sheeps or pigs
im having the thought to marry everyone, get the yk, then divorce them and get back to haley:3
you can date multiple people but not marry iirc. at least not without mods
pigs(?)
pigs!
oinkers 
no like, marry -> divorce -> marry -> divorce:3
pigs is a loooot more money, sheep can be fun if you go for a sheep talent but not as much money (good for wool tho!). ultimately do whatever you wanna do!
thanksss
you 100% can do that
you can, but should you
lol
its like im farming them☠️ so nvm
ahh okay that's doable then
good luck!
i mean... should i?
it'll take some time for sure
a marriage each season challenge?
it would definitely be fun seeing everyone's marriage-locked cutscenes 
thats actually... a great idea. 😲
but i since i knew that they give purple star every one of them... maybe i should do that
you could have a ||baby|| with both Haley and Emily since they're roommates... for the drama

How to marry Robin
but first i need to focus on getting 8 hearts with every marriageable npc first
😲 LOL???
mods

i feel like if i marry emily there'll be more drama ahem ||clint||
Isn't he like 40 and Emily like 16
My Potato PC cant
then imagination 
i see robin as a mother figure ngl
visit her everyday and give her expensive gifts all the time, make demitrius start to wonder...
💀
lowkey 
Lewis:I don't have the funds to repair the community center
Also Lewis: has a Gold statue of him self
although, seeing robin dancing with
makes me jealous a little. (robin is a npc)
i actually hate him
MARNIE DESERVES BETTER
petition to let marnie have someone else better
?
Yeah also why doesn't no one run against him during the election like he's been mayor for 20 years
Yeah Marnie deserve better
probably because nobody else knows about political stuff? idk
WHY CANT FARMERS BE MAYOR
i mean, we're literally the economy.
Is it that hard to manage such a small town like keep track of taxes
if i have 4 spots in a field not covered by scarecrows will crows eat them?
I mean Evelyn is also a Farmer but I think she's more into Gardening than Farming also she's old and has too take care of her paralyzed Husband
possibly yes 
only having four spots, the chance should be quite low but it's not zero
even though crows only come every 16 crops?
if that's in 1.6, imma buy like 100 copies of the game just as a present to CA
I think Crows are codes to only eat your crop's at a certain size of your farm. Correct me if I'm wrong
being so old and having responsibilities like her husband would be a hassle, i dont recommend her being a farmer. and i dont think plantitas are the same as farmers?
What's CA
real
the field size is 81 tiles but 2 of them arent covered so does that mean they would eat those 2
possibly, yes.
Yeah your right
ConcernedApe (creator of Stardew)
Of thanks
crow math:
||Each morning, the game calculates a random number between 0 and 1. If that # is less than 0.3, then it chooses a tile at random. If that tile has a crop not protected by a scarecrow, the crow eats it. Otherwise, it chooses another tile, up to 10 tiles.
If a crow still hasn't eaten a crop, the game runs the above calculations up to 3 more times, with a new random number between 0 and 1 each time.
The number of times the code runs is the minimum of (4 and #of crops/16). So if you have only 16 crops planted, it executes once. If you have 600 crops planted, it executes 4x.
Whenever a crow eats a crop, the code ends (so a crow will never eat 2 crops in the same day).||
I have a theory why George is Paralyzed from the waist down:
He was a war veteran and got shot in the lower spinal cord and paralyzed him
it could be funny if there was an event that could rarely happen, being the crowstorm, where the number of crows that would run those calculations would be multiplied by a very high number, resulting in many crops being eaten in one day
i believe there was an accident in the mines causing him to get paralyzed?
lollll that would actually be so funny (and unfortunate)
How did he got paralyzed then
i would hate that😭
I mean that's a possibility
would definitely teach you to place scarecrows 
thanks, ive protected the crops now
What would make more sense guys
George was a War Veteran
Or
He was a miner
george said it himself that he was a coal miner
Wait he did
Damn 19 years in the game and I haven't heard him say that
I need to interact with the npcs more
that's like a 6 heart event, he tells you how he lost his laygs lt. dan
oh really
(use of his legs at least)
not sure which event it is but it's event dialog
in his house
yeah like how he got in an accident in the mines
yup
i believe its because of a bomb that he dropped(?) i dont remember
just caught catfish what a pain 😌 . Also found eel in trash same day 😳
nice - community center route @neat sun ?
Yes it's my first play through and would be nice to complete it early
no doubt
ooo yeah good luck! the cc is a fun challenge
honestly, i wish there would be some tips or tutorials in game for it. i was really struggling at first
the wiki is where I find most of what I need.
The subreddit is good for "holy cow i had no idea i could move loaded chests just by whacking them"
yeah but i didnt really know about a thing when i first started playing sdv i didnt even knew there was a wiki for the game... i literally just bought sdv so i could design a farm and be aesthetic😭
is ocean the best place to fish in summer?
different fish are fished in different bodies of water at different seasons
you can fish anywhere there is no best
it's more like "what are you needing to pull out of the water"
oh i guess, money
then you figure out when you can fish it and where you need to sink your bait
yes 
Raw fish for most cash per fish or just catching a bunch of something?
technically. they're all super close in terms of profit but ocean is slightly highest in summer (due to ||super cucumbers|| which are hard to catch but good moniez)
TY @stark dagger 🙂
just trying to make a lot of money in a day so i can afford to upgrade some tools
well, that makes sense.
what year are you in?
year 1
summer day 1 rn but when i plan to fish itll be day 2
i guess you probably can't afford them yet
no farm animals yet cus i cant afford a coop, got melon in the ground and blueberrie
❤️❤️
the mountain lake is a safe bet, and ocean for summer
you got this bestie! get that money

honestly i regret focusing on haley at first cause i didnt sell any sunflowers just for her
Hello everyone! I'm new to Stardew Valley. I am a Minecraft player, and my friends recommend this game to me so I wanted to give it a try. I just have a few questions. Hehe.
- What's the best platform/DRM for Stardew Valley?
- Does it have dedicated server too?
2.1. If so, does it have mods/plugins too to make it more interesting? - Lastly, what could you advise for a new sprout like me to the game? 😄
Thanks you so much for answering!
sunflowers are super low profit, technically, so don't feel bad!

no regerts
PC imo, bc modding capability, and don't sell out to Joja! 
and ofc have fun! if you're not having fun what are you doing it's a game
- PC
- Yes
2.1. Of course - Don't donate your fist prismatic shard and dino egg to the museum instead incubate the dino egg and use the prismatic shard to get the galactic sword in Calico desert
Thanks guys. Kinda excited. Steam or GOG?
Dedicated server? I had no idea!
- pc
- yeah this
2.1 yeah, like alot. - you should definetely focus on growing crops and try being friends with the npcs because they sometimes give you items in the mail or give you recipes like caroline!
(i play on switch but have kept a Java Minecraft server up and running for years)
wait... sdv has its own servers? so if i play with my friend and if im the host , when im offline they can play?
Got it. May I ask those server owners, have you been able to self-host it via Pterodactyl?
Yes this is dedicated server
no they won't be able to play
Sdv use peer to peer hosting. So no dedicated server
oh ok
Dedicated Stardew Valley server for PC lol
Does stormy weather count as rainy weather for fishing?
Yes
yeah it's unfortunate
oh?
yeah
Technically
So it's basically like Torchlight 2?
Is anything different besides the lightning flashes
No idea about torchlight
and ||nexus mods|| has the gazillion sdv mods all together on one modding 'website'
^
sometimes trees catch fire and flooring can be popped up from the lightning flashes,
No worries. What could be the best option to run it 24/7? Via VM with a user hosting it?
i've never used it personally, i'm doing an unmodded perfection run rn but that's what i've seen/heard
Thank you! I hope they're all free. Not unlike Minecraft that has it's own marketplace.
I've heard someone try this but idk how. Sorry
a sdv server? i don't think there's any way to do that unless the host is on, paused, 24/7, but due to how days work and the selling screen at night an open server like that i don't think is too viable
they are free dw about it, you can try checking #mod-showcase and if you're having troubled you can go to #archived-modded-support
Guys if you want to play with friends in SDV please choose independent wealth when your friends like to spend every penny they have in the game I'm talking from experience
there could be literally one single player who's playing who just doesn't ever click 'ok' at the sell screen at night and the game will never progress
And for any new player that interested on modding sdv, consider to play vanilla first to certain degree. So when you guys mod, you know which one is vanilla and modded
My Friend Ate the Legend Fish I worked hard on
no way...
How'd it taste?
Bro he said it's just a fish and I was left in shock what he did
"reset day"
😭 i would be so mad tbh
hi
I made one of my legendary fish into sashimi and didn't realize until like 12:40 and I still restarted


hello!
What community center fish are only available in spring?
Anyone would mad
how is everyone
Nah no need
but you're vital! you're always amazing!
Guys, can you family share SDV on Steam?
Where did you get that picture?
This one too #stardew-valley message
I haven't tried
Tired
Heyy I'm ok!!
Link on that pic
greaat
How about you?
i actually want vacation to be 6 months not 3 weeks
Sauce
good thanks
so you should be able to yes, only one person can play at a time so you can't do a multiplayer family farm with just one copy, but yes if one person playing at a time is fine
Too bad mobiles can't multiplayer on SDV 😦
i wanna troll u so bad right now but tbh i dont know
Our school vacation is 2 months
Is that the title
:D
shokugeki no soma? i think.
Thanks
Could you send that picture in higher quality please
It's already Hd
now we need a marriage with that girl
oh Food wars
Thank man I gonna binge this show tomorrow
Np np
I don't recommend if the anime is Food wars tbh even though I never touched the show (and never will.)
I haven't watched it either
OFF TOPIC (sorry guys)
There should be a way to sell meat in the game by doing something to the animals
With a Butcher Knife
😮
it have a mod for that
Tbh I like it the way it is now lol
Yeah but Concerned ape should add it
I don't think... so.
#images-and-memes message is it possible to get myself out of this softlock?
To bad
i dont think so
I'm very short of stones. Where can I get more?
The mines
move the bed?
I mean killing animals that look like this?
who would want to kill them
and on the wiki I read they are immovable despite me picking it up once
Fr!!!
but now I cant figure out how to move it anymoee
hmmm I think on mobile you press and hold?
But it's a farming game but it's my opinion I respect your opinion
thanks!!
you're welcome!
Guys, do you need GOG Galaxy for Multiplayer on GOG?
sell them and pretend you killed them and butchered them.
that was actually originally in the game but he removed it, im sure there's mods for that though!
Probably because parents doesn't want their kids killing animals
run around shouting "THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE" throughout Pelican Town.
Doesn't have the same feeling
wow that's... glorifying.
yeah it would change the way the game is received and maybe even ratings and such so that's probably why 
but yeah feel free to look through nexusmods or other sdv mod sources and see if there are any butcher mods 
what I'm trying to say but the animals are cute still😁
we need an "ugly animal" mod
like the pam-horse mod? 
I'm confused why people say my SDV kids are adopted bruhh Abigail literally ask you if you wanna have a child and the game says she GAVE birth to the child
pam ugly?
Gold drip
yay!
hm what do i upgrade to iridium first, my trash can or my watering can
The Pickaxe
I've never decided to have a kid before but would it possible for 2 women? like in game
your other tools are iridium already?
do you use sprinklers
With a mod it's possible
?
yea
any couple can have kids like normal
I love planting Rice when I can I just put them near the pond of my farm and wait
No need watering and it grows fast
if you don't use sprinklers, upgrade your water can the day before rain
I know but like not the adopted part like what I meant was like can they actually be like uhh yl
I wanna have 10 kids IRL
yk* IM BAD AT EXPLAINING
Damn
and there's too many 'like' in that sentence
yep!
day 1: you see it'll rain tomorrow on the tv, so water your plants today then go and upgrade the can!
day 2: rain does the work for you
day 3: pick up your upgraded then get to watering!
The feeling of raising a well disciplined child is priceless
Is that Benito Mussolini in the picture
Though having ten kids those kids will just raise each other at this point which is not good
oh like hair color and skin color and genetics stuff? there's mods for more realism with genetics, but it's not base game
That's messed up
whatT?????
YESS THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY. THANK YOU.
Benito Mussolini
but why download a mod for it kinda useless ngl
Because kids should have their childhood and don't act as a babysitter for their siblings
he is Mustafa Kemal Atatürk
Not if you love them
And care for them
Oh sorry man my bad
So, how's that Stardew Valley?
pretty sure that should've had spoilers @naive grove since this is the newer info channel 
nope
It's a hard task fo take care of 10 kids equally
np
which?
but also i'm new here so i could def be wrong. the ||child bird|| stuff
since it's late game
I baby sit my cousins whenever my Aunt or uncle needs to go somewhere
balls
oh i'm new too - i just figured it was vague enough that someone would have to really go hunting for it
Just being with them makes me happy
that's actually true. 2 or 3 is enough tbh, probably some are gonna get jealous thinking their sibling is more loved than them
And also it is a must to have money to take care of their all needs
I'm good with kids I know how to take care of them
Just teach them how to be temperate and only but them what they really need
uhm
huh
???
children needs their childhood
true
YEah I'm curious about Stardew Valley too.
Sorry not sorry bro but if that's your way of thinking you definitely should NOT have 10 kids
That's what I'm saying give the child a happy childhood and spend time with them grow along with them
I must have fallen into the child care channel
Lmaooo
lmao!
THANK YOU BALLINCAT43
ballin gato
It was my opinion but I respect y'all opinionions
It's just my point of view I respect your opinion
fr willy is a father figure to everyone
i feel like clint would be surprisingly buff
why woudl that be a surprise, he's a blacksmith
vs fishing you just stand there holding a stick
I doubt that kinda...
he's fat strong
wait is there a super ripped clint mod
yes your spouse will ask to adopt a child
More like Willy would take Clint Fishing
Bc you need strength to be a blacksmith
ding ding
Then why does it say they gave Birth
so not surprising that he's strong
yeah
fishing takes a great strength to just catch a fish tbh especially if they're like big
It doesn't
ummmm it doesn't
yeah for barn animals it does, for humans it does not
I guess I have amnesia
you get a note saying the adoption agency dropped off the kid
unless you mod your cows to be humans but that's weird
Lmaoo
Sdv animals are like minecraft animals logic doesn't exist 💀
for animals, they will give birth overnight tho
Bessie, get out and water some crops before you feed the kids breakfast!
ok but haley's flirty dialogues actually makes me blush a little bit.
I'm not lying guys it said Abigail Gave birth and I never got a letter from the child agentcy
but yeah for kids, your spouse will ask you abt it and you gotta have the cradle and kid beds placed
and you're sure you're not a male in the game? 
I love my wife
/j
I'm a male in the game
🤯
whats the best place to fish to level up ( a place that doesnt have that much trash )
yeah so then she would give birth
With my characters child
best chars.
REAL!!!!
adoption is for same gender couples
What season
Like Girl to Girl Couple in the game
okay but why does it matter though😭
I have trust issues
no what if the whole 'am i the father' tv show existed in sdv
that would be... funny
Yes
I have a man with a man couple in game and we adopted kids
If Alex is Georges grandson who's his son
Trust issues on what...
Lmaooo
Everything sometimes
you'll get the answer to that question if you play the game...
a game that goes moderately as it is coded? or are we talking about a different thing😭
I'm on year 17 if I can recall and George has only mentioned to me Alex is his Grandson
do i use the iridium i have for upgrading my pickaxe or do i craft sprinklers in the green house
Let's not talk about my life
cheating isn't coded in the game dw
unless you have a mod for that but
You need to lvl up the friendship to know more yk
I wasn't trying to but alr!
it's kinda a larger spoiler tho so we prolly shouldn't discuss it too much here 
well... it's explained in the game, that's all I'm gonna say.. but Alex is indeed the grandson of George and Evelyn
I feel dumb right now that I did. Not know of that
what looks the best
who btw are the cutest elderly couple CA could've added

Pirate
Okay
i like the first option
I don't cheat in the game I prefer to waste my time progressing
Same
I love Evelyn and her cookies 
do i remove my stuff out of the way or keep them
They meant cheating as in relationship between characters
it's alright, you don't have to(?)
cheating like having a baby that's not yours or adopted 
Oh I understand now
Thanks for the explanation
ooo i like that bed! and the flextank fishtank >>>
Something doesn't feel right but that's just me
hiii does anyone know the best farm to start? on bc its my first time playing
standard
i like 4 corners farm or whatever it's called.
It's based on your preferred
okayy :D
me too! so satisfying to organize
but whichever one looks the most fun to you! plenty of people have 'beat the game' with each farm layout. i just wouldn't do beach farm for your first time 
do you guys know - which farm styles have the ||hardwood stump that regenerates|| ?
forest and standard are my thing ngl
||four corners has 1, forest has 5-6||
I just plant a hardwood seed
wow i had no idea about the ||forest farm having that many!||
anyway good night 
standard or forest are good beginner farms
oh actually it has ||8||! niceee
Oh i'm def gonna start a new farm today then LOL
forest is my friend's favorite, so many cute layouts for it too!
yeah, it's a popular map for sure
Have y'all ever been bored one day in SDV and just followed one of the npc wherever they go until 2 am
I do that sometimes with Elliott when I play multi-player with my sister lol
helo again
Hi there
Hiyaa
how is everyone
i'm doing great! how are you doing slime

Similar as before
Tho I'm rather low on energy now
Hbu?
I drank 3 cups of coffee
I drank energy drink but I still want to sleep sm
bored
Mmmm yummy
FINALLY , what do i choose?
Pirate
I took the pirate
Same
real!!!!!
and once you’re later in the game fish aren’t your main source of money
kk
It depends on the person
if you use fishing primarily for money and that's ur goal, then go angler! if not or you wanna collect a bunch of random stuff, for utility and for museum, then pirate!
it only rained the minimum amount of times for me spring and summer of year 2
so low on ||batteries||
they had sprinklers... why did u water them...
An actual good tip:
Buy a telephone for 2000g from Robin, you’ll be able to see who’s open and what’s for sale+prices for everyone so you aren’t
- running around
- screaming at Marnie because she’s closed
or “how much wood is that again?”
do i make him a legendary fish sashimi or a carp sashimi
A calendar is also good too
is there a marniecore aesthetic
It’s just hay.
regular fish, something cheap
Make it a good quality fish BUT a basic fish..
Like a fancy carp
mediocre, like him
ok what to do with the other rabbit feets
sell
kk
make some crunchy sandfish or stonefish sashimi! or some sticky slimejack sashimi!
how about
i ignore the quest
completly
what he gonna give me, 500g?
ooo big brain
i got 200k
sell, gift, keep as a tabletop decoration
why did they get fat
happy healthy truffle pigs
Food
is dwarf scroll 4 rare?
yeah
does this have any use or does it just exist
0,1% chance from monsters and 0,2% chance from tilling in mines (floor 80+ iirc)
That's the dog house
play the game to find out
I forgot today was the fair. I don't have anything for my display. 
how hard is it to just find an oyster..
Oyster are very common
woah you can get shrimp and crabs in the ocean? cool!
yeah
i just got it from a green slime
only floor 20
W!
0,1% yeah
thanks for the info
it took me a year in game to get the yellow one
i got the other three way before, so NOCE!
Where do I find the “shadowy figure”? I’ve looked everywhereeeeee
follow the footsteps in the snow!
Just play the game
Wait your supposed to follow it
yes ofcourse you are
I just randomly found that thing
It went towards town but I didn’t see anything else.. and it’s been days
ok so go to town from the bus stop.. and look at the ground, the footsteps should still be there?
I’ll try this today. Thank you 🙂
lmk if it doesn't work and I'll tell you how to solve it 
When you low on money it’s worth it
Just enjoy the game
MrDrill.. buy the catalogs instead
just buy a catalog..
everything inside that is litteraly free when u have a catalog
yup
Now I want the starry night wall
ALL HAIL THE MILK GODS
yay!
mirelle i cant get this fish
i keep trying but the rivers keep giving me same fish
Tiger trout
hmmm
I feel like it's not a difficult fish to catch but hm
try standing just south of sam's house
This is some info about the tiger trout
I always get trout
I’m guessing tiger trout is rarer than salmon
Sometimes
Yeah
What happens if it rains during an event or does that never happens
never happens
YEAHHHHH MILK
WOOO
Welcome to the server!!!! 
hi elle
Hi slime!
Thank youuu
this about to sell hard
how are u
In terrible amounts of pain, but trying to push through! Wby?
whyyy is it bc u forgot to buy potato
im good playing stardew with ambo thanks
deakmn not bad
What happened?
Sadly no, something has been going wrong with me and doctors can’t figure it out atm. I’m actually on my way to get a few X-rays atm.
I’ll be alright tho 
Oh, i hope it's not something too serious
You'll be fine :)
I hope you are okay!
Thank you thank you
That’s great!!
ohh.... thats sad
A bit, but I’ll be alright 
Nice!!!
elle we should play some time!
yeah we can play if u want
@toxic turret wow
Welcome!!
hi
Ooo I didn’t think of that, I could always get stardew on my PC though! 
Good luck at the DRs @calm perch !
Welcome back Coconut!!! Any good news?
Nothing yet 😭
Awh, it’ll come eventually
Can’t wait! It’s my next “thing” so once I have confirmation I can post about it on LinkedIn to share with my network
Hey if I plant mixed seeds in winter will I get winter forage?
