stardew-valley

[nova mortar]

I for a second though gunther was blond lmao

[ebon grotto]

Sheesh

[abstract wyvern]

mm blue

applies for both blondes tbh

[nova mortar]

By this point you shouldve just names every spouse

[pseudo compass]

We did

[abstract wyvern]

i can give you nicknames

[pseudo compass]

Scroll up

[magic wadi]

day 3 of commiting mass deforestation

[abstract wyvern]

uhh, dynamic with siblings

[abstract wyvern]

robin is proud, as the wood thirster come running to you drooling

uhh, idk maybe

[magic wadi]

🤨

[nova mortar]

Bro probably married demetrius with mods and is just balling with you

[abstract wyvern]

she got wood fetish

[pseudo compass]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/comments/l6i3j2/this_is_cindersap_forest_oops_wait_clearing/ this applies

[ebon grotto]

Haley and Emily are biological sisters???

Like why maybe

[abstract wyvern]

lmao demetrius suc

[abstract wyvern]

wait they aren't ?

[ebon grotto]

They are

[magic wadi]

unforests your forest

[abstract wyvern]

ohh okay

[ebon grotto]

The only ones who arent are Maru and Seb

Well half siblings I guess

[abstract wyvern]

did robin get pregnanted with wood for seb to come out ?

[magic wadi]

what

[ebon grotto]

Just 2 blondes

[gleaming isle]

Uh

[abstract wyvern]

yeah

[ebon grotto]

What the fuck Poecu

[abstract wyvern]

😭

where did one of them come from

[magic wadi]

sam too lazy to stand up for the pic, so he got a chair and sat down instead

[ebon grotto]

She has an ex husband sheesh

[cunning silo]

sebs parent is unknown

[abstract wyvern]

Ohhhh

i'd say it's wood

😭

who's ren 😭

[pseudo compass]

Hm that’s something

[abstract wyvern]

new ship robin x wood

[ebon grotto]

Ren is a mod

[abstract wyvern]

wait no- 😭

[ebon grotto]

Dude u doing okay? U trying to be edgy?

Its not working

[abstract wyvern]

okay sorry

[magic wadi]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75RJJWQchLo&ab robin canonically listens to this(she says she likes the sound during night market)

[abstract wyvern]

i'll stop

[cunning silo]

poech dont get banned please

[abstract wyvern]

okay guys sorry

i'll stop

[magic wadi]

do it

[abstract wyvern]

NOO TE JUNIMOS

[lost oriole]

stop

[ebon grotto]

Mm idc

Its your fucking game lmao

[lost oriole]

didn't you watch the game intro? joja literally sucked your soul out of you, and you're going back to them?

[ebon grotto]

Nah, not worth the effortm

[pseudo compass]

Do you want to be a capitalist monster who doesn’t get perfection? Then sure go ahead

[magic wadi]

ive seen at least 5 people ask if they can eat the junimos, so i can assume most people dont care about them

[cunning silo]

go go go

do it !!!!!

[ebon grotto]

You can get perfection with joja???

[cunning silo]

clearly you've played before so go

[lost oriole]

joja's prices are all 25% higher than pierre's

[nova mortar]

The guy next to your place literally died of exhaustion and joja didnt care

[abstract wyvern]

well both route is fine

[ebon grotto]

Like whyd you spread misinformation

[cunning silo]

yeah you can lmaoo

oh wait that wasnt a question sorry im dumb !!!

[ebon grotto]

I know you can

[abstract wyvern]

they'd lower with the membership tho

[ebon grotto]

No worries

[abstract wyvern]

wait, will they ?

[cunning silo]

ok like if you care about the lore of sdv then dont pick joja

[lost oriole]

yeah, but you have to pay for the membership just to get him to price match pierre, so you're still 5k in the hole

[ebon grotto]

But anyway this guy is clearly egging you guys on so...

[cunning silo]

otherwise fuck it we ball

[abstract wyvern]

ooh yeah

[lost oriole]

okay, maybe that's true, but also joja bad.

[magic wadi]

they should make a mod where they reverse the house layout, or make the trees only fall up or down

[ebon grotto]

Uh huh, sure dude

[lost oriole]

It's like... it's like when I see someone say "fruit bats are better than mushrooms" even if I know they're egging me on I just have to say something

[pseudo compass]

Perfection as in easier to with the other building

[ebon grotto]

I personally could not care less

[cunning silo]

good spoiler

[delicate temple]

Hmm.

[cunning silo]

and you can still get that with joja lmao so

[pseudo compass]

I forgot how to on mobile

[ebon grotto]

Ren

[pseudo compass]

My bad

[abstract wyvern]

oo is that ren

[ebon grotto]

U cant mention that here anyway hazel lmao thats post cc

[abstract wyvern]

you do ||

[marsh spade]

man
it feels werid when you play again and ur fighting skills are gone

[delicate temple]

Hello hello, what shenanigans are you folks up to hmm?

[abstract wyvern]

on both sides of a message

[magic wadi]

you cant hate me for choosing the wrong profession and missing out on profits, if im not making ANY profits at all!

[pseudo compass]

Thanks

[ebon grotto]

They are apples

[magic wadi]

robin listens to wood asmr daily

[void mauve]

|| on each side just like pc

[abstract wyvern]

\like this\

[ebon grotto]

Dont eat the mods

[abstract wyvern]

but replace the \ with ||

[frank shuttle]

y not

[magic wadi]

we can EAT the mods!?

[abstract wyvern]

omg

[ebon grotto]

No eat the mods

[magic wadi]

(eat the poor too)

[edgy linden]

Hi everyone

[pseudo compass]

Trying to convince people to not be extreme capitalists. (Also sorry about that person who was cursing earlier. You don’t deserve that.)

[ebon grotto]

Heyyo

[abstract wyvern]

is it no eat the mods or no, eat the mods

[nova mortar]

Spoiler tag is literally first pinned message

[cunning silo]

ok what i will recommend is completing vault and boiler room before joja

if you switch after those you dont have to pay for those parts of the membership

[ebon grotto]

dont eat the mods

[cunning silo]

+you get the bundle rewards

really

[pseudo compass]

Apologies I’m on mobile. That’s why I fixed it immediately.

[cunning silo]

disappointing smh

[ebon grotto]

Spoiler tag doesnt matter bc even with a spoiler you cant mention the building you did hazel

That post cc and is not allowed, even with spoiler tag

[delicate temple]

Very airy and fluffy on the inside, I think it goes best with some ketchup.

[abstract wyvern]

noooo 😭

[magic wadi]

reasons why we should support jojaco:

1. we can support shanes job
2. shane loses his job
3. junimo = apple = yummy
4. i hate mayor lewis
5. joja just sounds cool
6. money
7. less fuss on completing "bundles"
8. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[marsh spade]

[pseudo compass]

Oh shoot thanks for clarification I was confused.

[abstract wyvern]

8. We get to ditch pierre

[void mauve]

"we can support shanes job, shane loses his shop"

[languid magnet]

i love wrecking him in the grange display every year

[void mauve]

job******

[languid magnet]

zero point for me to go to the festival but i go just to wreck pierre

[magic wadi]

if we kick jojaco out shane loses job :(

[abstract wyvern]

we can pay him to work on the farm

[void mauve]

shane can suck my money from my bank account

pardon>

[delicate temple]

🏃💨

[abstract wyvern]

u scared off the junimo, now nobody gets to eat

[cunning silo]

so true

[tidal minnow]

i wanna eat the junimos

[abstract wyvern]

😨

[tidal minnow]

the junimos run away from me as they know what i wanna do with them

they teleport away tho

[magic wadi]

reasons why comunity center>

1. lewis is happy(wait thats not good)
2. very cool
3. junimo happy
4. everyone happy(except for lewis and that one blacksmith guy i forgot his name and peirrererer idk why yet)
5. looks cool
6. flex
7. i honestly dont know
8. literally the whole point of the game

[calm sandal]

joja doesnt mess with some npc schedule, like clint, he closed at friday after u finish cc

joja also has 1 of best unlock that pierre doesnt provide, ||auto petter||

also yes, fck lewis and pierre

[tidal minnow]

they somehow know my plan

[languid magnet]

Yea that unlock is a big reason my next playthrough is gonna do jojamart. Going to go super heavy on animals

[cunning silo]

based slime

[abstract wyvern]

peirrererer lmao

[calm sandal]

based me.

[magic wadi]

never bothered to remember his name, so i kinda just remember it as p + reerrerrereeererereerere

[abstract wyvern]

ppiereerer

[tidal minnow]

pierrrerep

[abstract wyvern]

pieerepre, he doesn't get name remembering privilige now

[void mauve]

pee-ierre

[abstract wyvern]

😭

[tidal minnow]

i think 31-39

[abstract wyvern]

reset floor 21

[tidal minnow]

or smth like that

[calm sandal]

theres no 'most' copper but bigger map tends to have more

[magic wadi]

turns out wizard loves mostly monster drops, i didnt know and i bet his friendship is in the negatives rn

[lost oriole]

bigger map worse for actual copper farming though because you have to run all around the map to see if there's copper

[tidal minnow]

use the screenshoot in settings and check the screenshoot

[calm sandal]

well, thats 1 factor to reconsider ig

[drifting mica]

i need a crab pot

[lost oriole]

resetting smaller maps is easier becase you can go in and out if you don't see any copper at a glance

[tidal minnow]

idk if its on pc but works on switch

[abstract wyvern]

why tho

[lost oriole]

ah yes, I too love exiting my game for 40 seconds to examine a screenshot every time I enter the mines level I'm farming. Not.

[cunning silo]

TRUE

[calm sandal]

crab pots are great, its infinite sashimi machine

[tidal minnow]

saves time ingame

[cunning silo]

the screenshot meta scares me

[drifting mica]

community center

[tidal minnow]

on switch atleast

[abstract wyvern]

u can kill the rock crabs in mines

[void mauve]

what level of fishing do i need to craft

[tidal minnow]

i hate rock crabs

[magic wadi]

bomb the rock crabs

[lost oriole]

yeah, it does, but I have only so much irl time ={

[lost oriole]

3

[magic wadi]

actually just bomb everything

[abstract wyvern]

same, they fooled me, thought they were iridium nodes

[void mauve]

oh

[tidal minnow]

whenever i go to ||skull cavern|| ALL THE IRIDIUM ORE'S ARE CRABS

[magic wadi]

bomb your grampa

[void mauve]

L

[calm sandal]

3, but if u pick crabpot trait at lvl 5, u get it cheaper

[tidal minnow]

i got 7 iridium crabs in a row

[cunning silo]

damn thats pretty bad

[tidal minnow]

but now i dont need iridium

i abused the statue of perfection dupe a bit

22 statues of perfection

[cunning silo]

lmao

[abstract wyvern]

how do u get that

[edgy linden]

OOooFfff

[tidal minnow]

lol

i just got a phonecall

[calm sandal]

iridium crab is fine tbh, u can get crabcakes

[drifting mica]

i know

[abstract wyvern]

i got my crabs from em

[magic wadi]

farm deforestation update: ive hit 1500 wood

[tidal minnow]

just got a phone call that says "Congratulations . . You have a 10,000g. JOJA Rebate Waiting For You Please mail your credit card number to 133. N. gunger st. zuzu. city. to. receive. your. rebate. . ."

lol

[magic wadi]

lmao phone call scam

[drifting mica]

im lost in the game idk what to do anymore

[magic wadi]

or is it?

[tidal minnow]

10k g is nothing to me

well almost nothing

[magic wadi]

hi vsauce here

[abstract wyvern]

aw

[inner cipher]

Have you finished the CC yet?

[tidal minnow]

i get around 102 iridium ore per day with my statues of perfection

WAIT I CAN USE EM AS AMMO

[cunning silo]

highest damaging ammo yes

[magic wadi]

but bomb ammo :(

[cunning silo]

YEAAAA

[tidal minnow]

bomb ammo costs me alot

and on switch its harder to use

or i have skill issue

[calm sandal]

how did u earn more than 1 statues?

[cunning silo]

nah its hard

statue dupe

[tidal minnow]

basicly

[magic wadi]

bruh sebastian loves frozen tears and sashimi

[tidal minnow]

place the statue fill your inv

[cunning silo]

this is true

[calm sandal]

ah, multiplayer exploit?

[tidal minnow]

then break it so its on de floor

[cunning silo]

no just dupe

[tidal minnow]

and go to the shrine to get another one

and no its a singleplayer one

just place statue break it dont drop it make it so you are unable to pick it up and go get to get another one from the shrine

[drifting mica]

im doin it it makes me kinda angry idk but i enjoy the game

[cunning silo]

angry lmaoo

[calm sandal]

ah welp still considered as cheat but its up to player to decide using it or not

[inner cipher]

Oh 💀 well it's kinda like the tutorial for the game and it unlocks a lot of different things, completing CC will do a lot for you! I would give more advice on how to spend your time if I knew what you were lacking but it's a complex answer.

There's a lot to do in this game

[languid magnet]

It gives you a taste of all the different things you can do

by tasking you to obtain the different items

[magic wadi]

bruh i got the mermaid painting and hung it onto my wall and i woke up thinking someone was looking through my window

[tidal minnow]

wth my screen went black for 3 secs then some weird sounds and discord closed

[cunning silo]

discord crash

[magic wadi]

crash

[calm sandal]

ur pc is possessed

[tidal minnow]

is it normal? or did i install another virus again

[magic wadi]

nah it happens

[inner cipher]

I don't think any of us can say whether or not you have a virus xD but discord does ocassionaly crash

[tidal minnow]

oh well my first ever random crash

[magic wadi]

best way to avoid virus is to just stop installing random things

[tidal minnow]

im trying to

then later i see that cool minecraft mod that i have to install

[magic wadi]

bruh

[tidal minnow]

for now i stopped installing randoms stuff tho

[magic wadi]

use a trusted mod site and only use that one

[tidal minnow]

i used to use curseforge

[magic wadi]

idk what that means

[calm sandal]

u havent seen my discord, blank screen is no biggie

[tidal minnow]

k

[worn root]

Is the update out

K

[tidal minnow]

ooo caskets improve mah vine?

wine

[inner cipher]

1.6 isn't going to come out for a pretty long time I'd bet.... unless someone has more recent info then I do which I would believe lol

[inner cipher]

Casks do indeed, only wine worth putting in there is starfruit and ancient fruit though

[calm sandal]

my bugged discord, no edit except the server list

[tidal minnow]

the frick

is it normal to sleep thru winter?

[calm sandal]

yes and no.

many newbies do skip winter cuz they think theres nothing to do

[tidal minnow]

i just use it to make wine

[calm sandal]

but its actually the best time to upgrade stuffs and mining

[tidal minnow]

and farm jade

[calm sandal]

also skipping days reduce relationship with npcs and farm animal

aside the maxed one.

[tidal minnow]

i have no good relationships for now

i decided to divorce abigail on 12 of fall cuz funi

so she gets the divorce on her birthday

best birthday gift ever

[magic wadi]

bro is living near a black hole

[tidal minnow]

bro is a black hole

[abstract wyvern]

is crab pots worth 1500

i need 2 for the cc

[calm sandal]

its cheaper if u make 1 urself, so its up to ya

[languid magnet]

in a pure profit analysis, no

[abstract wyvern]

hmm okay, thank you

i'm saving copper and iron for kegs

[glacial trench]

hi

[tidal minnow]

what happens if i skeap feast of the winet star?

winter

[languid magnet]

nothing. it's just a nice touch of story

[glacial trench]

how to get hats

[calm sandal]

each crabpots produce shelled or garbage, if u get shelled, u can turn some to sashimi that worth 75G each, dont throw garbage, u can recycle em for resources

[abstract wyvern]

you can do picross, write a story or draw.
#1118577054011633694 if you wanna learn more

[abstract wyvern]

ooh okay, thank you

[calm sandal]

if u buy crabpots, u get return investment around 20-28 days

[abstract wyvern]

i'm only buying them for cc so ig i don't have to worry lol

[calm sandal]

in small note that u have first house upgrade and sashimi recipe

[abstract wyvern]

i think i do

[languid magnet]

they're still worth it early mid game for some useful items. i just don't prioritize it until you have solid money making which you already do anyways

[tidal minnow]

how sashimi recipe

[calm sandal]

its not solid money making, but

[abstract wyvern]

okay, thanks guys

[languid magnet]

just don't rely on them for money

[calm sandal]

one of 3 choice of food staple for diving in mine

[abstract wyvern]

yeah

[calm sandal]

sashimi is cheaper than cheese or salad.

[abstract wyvern]

damn

[calm sandal]

3 sashimi roughly equal to 2 salad or 1 gold rank cheese

if u re single player, quantity doesnt matter since eating animation stops time

[abstract wyvern]

okay, thanks again slime

[void mauve]

if i install stardew from steam can i still install mods and such

never had stardew on a pc

[calm sandal]

u can.

[void mauve]

/laptop

[calm sandal]

just follow the modding guide.

[void mauve]

where is that guilde

guide

[abstract wyvern]

guys should i incubate chickens or should i buy chickens

[primal moth]

wtf

[primal moth]

normal chickens?

[abstract wyvern]

yeah

[primal moth]

i would just straight up buy them

there's not much point in waiting for them to incubate

wait how much gold do you have

[abstract wyvern]

i also plan to get a ||void chicken||

[abstract wyvern]

100k

[primal moth]

ok just buy them

[lost oriole]

usually it's worth to just buy them

[glacial trench]

bro i writed a text now how to with draw money

[lost oriole]

wtf? 100k? just buy them lmao

[primal moth]

don't waste your time

[abstract wyvern]

did you submit it

okay, thanks guys

[abstract wyvern]

it's sad seeing it goes down 😭

[glacial trench]

how to submit

[abstract wyvern]

#1118594471152582686

[void mauve]

me with my 20k

[calm sandal]

better ask #archived-modded-support but u can google it urself if u want, it should be on top page

[glacial trench]

i writed there

[void mauve]

alright tysm, sorry for asking so many questions lol

feel like ive asked a lot today

[glacial trench]

but i didnt gained any money @abstract wyvern

[inner cipher]

But baby chickens are really cute

[abstract wyvern]

[inner cipher]

And the egg is also cute sitting in the incubator

[abstract wyvern]

wait for them to "okify" your writing

[calm sandal]

tbh thats #stardew-valley is for

[glacial trench]

oh kk then what

[abstract wyvern]

ok, gotta admit, they're pretty cute

[calm sandal]

im fine as long as no stupid questions asked.

[void mauve]

fair enough lol

[abstract wyvern]

wait for the mods to "okify" it (sorry forgot the word)

then you'll get 30 coines

[glacial trench]

whats picross

[abstract wyvern]

#1118577054011633694

[languid magnet]

hmm, i might check that out. sounds intriguing

[abstract wyvern]

yeah ! it really is, the hats are amazing !

[languid magnet]

maybe i'd get the top hat haha

[abstract wyvern]

(psst, remember to join the pink gang)

[abstract wyvern]

oh okay

[abstract wyvern]

this is a joke btw you can get any you'd like

[abstract wyvern]

i think it'd look good

[glacial trench]

sorry idk alot about that

[abstract wyvern]

bro don't ping mods

[glacial trench]

do we need to write poem?

[languid magnet]

LOL maybe. I just like the top hat. Or the governor's

[abstract wyvern]

no write anything you want, although it must be related to the pinned topics

[glacial trench]

cab u check what i writed

[languid magnet]

i went with the eye patch ingame

[abstract wyvern]

lol, they do look pretty good

[glacial trench]

why is it wrong

[abstract wyvern]

it's not wrong

just have a little patience

[glacial trench]

oh ok

[inner cipher]

The mods review the writing to make sure that it's ok to be posted.

Cuz people might say something against the rules.

[abstract wyvern]

yeah

[lone harness]

Elo

[inner cipher]

Hello :3

[languid magnet]

lol my guy ingame has an eyepatch with a full gray suit. I should use it for my jojamart run. Evil corporation style

[inner cipher]

Eventually yes unless you broke a rule. Just be patient.

[glacial trench]

kk @inner cipher thanks

[languid magnet]

Just like everyone else is saying, please be patient

[abstract wyvern]

yeah haha

[inner cipher]

I don't know, read the channel pins it might say

I'm not up on the event rules lol

[tame gull]

If by verified you mean a coin prize, it looks like yours was rewarded.

[abstract wyvern]

you can go to #1118594405662720100 for more answers but you can

[inner cipher]

Oh lol here we are giving advice and none of us checked to see they already had the writing posted lol xD

[abstract wyvern]

just that you can't get more coines

[abstract wyvern]

lol

go draw or something, it's 30 coines too !

[glacial trench]

my drawing is kinda bad

[inner cipher]

Coine amount is not dictated by art quality

We all get 30 for submitting

[abstract wyvern]

it's okay, important thing is you have fun

and put effort into it

[languid magnet]

About to see the best stick art drawing ever by MS paint

[tame gull]

Also please use the event chat for questions, you'll get more answers that way.

[quiet path]

So when I do get fishing to level 5 what ability should I go with?

[abstract wyvern]

fisher

[tame gull]

Become fish

[abstract wyvern]

should i buy parsnips and plant them ? i'm on the 25th with delux speed gros all over my farm and i don't want them wasted

[calm sandal]

i can draw, but i dont wanna

🥔

i have some drawing of hat mouse tho

[abstract wyvern]

ooh, submit them then

i bet they'd look great

[calm sandal]

naaah its fine

[abstract wyvern]

aw, okay

[abstract wyvern]

should i though

[tidal minnow]

yea

some bonus money

[abstract wyvern]

okay thank you

[magic wadi]

alex is going to be so excited when he finds an egg in his present during festival 😅

[abstract wyvern]

i hate alex

[magic wadi]

ok

[abstract wyvern]

he gave me a shell he found on a ground for christmas

:(

[tidal minnow]

i once got clay on christmas

[magic wadi]

w chrimas

oh hey i got pepper popper recipe from shane :D

[abstract wyvern]

well.. if you had 9 clay and you need one more for silo, i'd say it's a nice gift

[abstract wyvern]

nice :D

it's his loved gift

[magic wadi]

cool

[south quiver]

Whats the fashion show

about

[abstract wyvern]

wdym

[tidal minnow]

its about fashion

[south quiver]

what is the contest

[calm sandal]

even if i win the contest, im too lazy to care about prizes, my country is pain in the ass dealing about import even if its gifts

[south quiver]

WHAT IS IT

[abstract wyvern]

why do people ask here instead of #1118594405662720100 lmao

[south quiver]

IDK

[calm sandal]

no clue, kek

[south quiver]

i dont understand anything there

[abstract wyvern]

aw

[languid magnet]

Hey, calm down and check the appropriate channels

[abstract wyvern]

wdym

it's literally the appropriate channel

made for questions like that

wait

should i plant parsnips or garlic ?

[south quiver]

i aint mad

[abstract wyvern]

i saw that both had the same growing time

i'm on the 25th

[south quiver]

what do you need parsnips for

they sell for 30

thats nothing

[abstract wyvern]

last ditch effort for money

[languid magnet]

I'd compare the seed purchase price and compare to the crop sale price

[south quiver]

i would go for garlic

[abstract wyvern]

hmm okay, thanks reven

thank you too wumbus

[languid magnet]

👍

[abstract wyvern]

hmm seems like garlic's a better choice

..by 10g

[calm sandal]

i think u need be at 24th to plant both of em.

cant grow any at 25

unless

[abstract wyvern]

ik but i have deluxe speed gro

[calm sandal]

u speedgro.

[abstract wyvern]

yeah

i harvested my potatoes today

[calm sandal]

garlic then

[abstract wyvern]

okay, thank you

[void mauve]

finally got my first ever horse lol

[abstract wyvern]

nice !

i want a horse too but it's kinda expensive

[languid magnet]

oh its such a nice quality of life improvement

[void mauve]

idk why ive never gotten one before theyre so fast

[languid magnet]

and then wait until you get obelisk and the return scepter. Half the time i'm just teleporting

[abstract wyvern]

although they can't fit through gaps right

[void mauve]

small gaps they cant

[languid magnet]

"Should i walk 5 feet or...NAH, TELEPORT"

they can fit in small horizonal gaps, not vertical tho

[abstract wyvern]

i want to get to that point lol

yeah, unfortunate

[languid magnet]

i should have gotten the mini obelisk down sooner tho

the one that lets u teleport between two points on the farm

[calm sandal]

@abstract wyvern i think i ll post my art in contest but its just doodle so i wont aim for winner

[abstract wyvern]

ooh, okay ! i hope to see it :)

[south quiver]

yo yo wassup

[void mauve]

yo

[south quiver]

yo

[abstract wyvern]

hi

[void mauve]

how are you wumbus

[south quiver]

im bored af

i tried speedrunning

went to 3 categories

[inner cipher]

I mean more money is always a good thing

[south quiver]

all with 1-3 ppl

and every time i was like 1 hour behind

1:53 for penny marriage

[abstract wyvern]

yeah, i planted the garlics :)

[south quiver]

1:32 for fish tank

[inner cipher]

Interesting choice....

[void mauve]

speedrunning is scary

[south quiver]

yh

ig

[abstract wyvern]

it's worth more than parsnips 😭

[south quiver]

i thought i had a shot with penny

[inner cipher]

Oh I didn't mean that negatively xD

[south quiver]

or with fishing

[inner cipher]

Sorry I'm tired lol

[void mauve]

no strawberries.

[abstract wyvern]

[void mauve]

?*\

[south quiver]

since there are only 1-2 ppl in each category

[abstract wyvern]

oh no, it's okay

[abstract wyvern]

i planted 198

[void mauve]

o

[south quiver]

HUH?!

[languid magnet]

Gotta keep them vampires at bay...or any potential romances with your breath

[south quiver]

im bored man

[abstract wyvern]

haha

yeah

[south quiver]

imma go back to speedrunning now

[abstract wyvern]

do somethin then

okay gl !

[magic wadi]

BRO LEWIS IS MY GIFT GIVER

[south quiver]

i need to scrape 1:05 off my penny marriage run

[languid magnet]

lol what'd you get

[abstract wyvern]

lmao

[south quiver]

probably the tea set

[magic wadi]

DAMN ITS A RUBY

[south quiver]

i hate it

[abstract wyvern]

OOOH

W LEWIS

[magic wadi]

LOL I LITERALLY JUST PUT UP HIS GOLDEN STATUE FOR THE TOWN TO SEE YESTERDAY

[abstract wyvern]

that's a free spicy eel hehe

[abstract wyvern]

WAIT YOU CAN DO THAT ?

[magic wadi]

yes

[south quiver]

yh

[magic wadi]

and he gives you hush money the next day if you do

[inner cipher]

Ok it's sleepy time lol night night folks ❤️

[south quiver]

if you put it in town hell take it out and be mad

[south quiver]

its noon for me

[abstract wyvern]

goodnight :)

[languid magnet]

put his underpants into the luau soup

[abstract wyvern]

wait how ? 😭

[inner cipher]

Be careful where you place it or someone might destroy it

[abstract wyvern]

i want lewis' hush money

[south quiver]

thru mail

[magic wadi]

just place it anywhere in the town, preferrable in a corner so it doesnt get destroyed by npcs

[abstract wyvern]

the npcs are merciless

[south quiver]

damn

[abstract wyvern]

i gave him his shorts back by accident

[inner cipher]

Staircase in the pants slot

[magic wadi]

what

[languid magnet]

next time i'll put it on and talk to marni

[magic wadi]

ruby = spicy eel how

[abstract wyvern]

i mean how do i make the statue 😭

[south quiver]

you cna put them on display

[magic wadi]

secret note have fun

[south quiver]

u find it in his house

[abstract wyvern]

the ||desert trader||

okay thanks guys

[magic wadi]

i dont have bus unlocked yet lol

[inner cipher]

Ok actually leaving lol

[calm sandal]

@abstract wyvern i posted.

[abstract wyvern]

yeah, but it's for when you do

[languid magnet]

definitely stockpile them

[abstract wyvern]

okay !

[languid magnet]

There are several things I wish I had stockpiled early game

[magic wadi]

but museum

[south quiver]

guys

[abstract wyvern]

byee

[south quiver]

i need a plan for krobus run

[languid magnet]

i meant in general

[magic wadi]

k lol

[south quiver]

like how tf am i supposed to get 60 artifacts out of nowhere

[abstract wyvern]

omfg

it's so cute

[calm sandal]

ty

is just doodle, me lazy af.

[abstract wyvern]

really man

[gleaming isle]

Geode

[south quiver]

how many geodes will i need

[gleaming isle]

60..

[south quiver]

how will i get them efficiently

[gleaming isle]

You don't

[south quiver]

thats if im the luckiest person alive

[abstract wyvern]

60 won't guarantee anything tho

[gleaming isle]

Ik I meant 60 drops

[south quiver]

and also im pretty sure you can only get a certain amount of artifacts from geodes

[tranquil ridge]

What mushroom you wish was in game?

[calm sandal]

u can, calculate the geode breaking.

[south quiver]

but its illegal

[magic wadi]

???

[south quiver]

its a speedrun

[calm sandal]

well its up to you players tbh

[gleaming isle]

Just cheat

[south quiver]

i cant use a geode calculator

[magic wadi]

Minerals come from geodes, ARTIFACTS come from the floor

[abstract wyvern]

ah okay

[gleaming isle]

[ ]

[south quiver]

by artifacts i mean everything that can be donated

[magic wadi]

Ah

[gleaming isle]

I see,I'm too lazy to think

[indigo olive]

bro i tried giving my mother stardew valley but steam locked my account and cant gift with steam wallet cuz i "gifted too much people"

[south quiver]

i need 60 of them

[south quiver]

bro got no enemies

[gleaming isle]

Better start right away then

[magic wadi]

Just play the game you’ll get enough soon

[south quiver]

no i wont

[gleaming isle]

Youtube is prolly your best guide instead of here

[south quiver]

its a speedrun

[magic wadi]

Ah

[gleaming isle]

Then dont

[abstract wyvern]

yeah

[gleaming isle]

Just dont speedrun you complain too much

[magic wadi]

Have fun I can’t speedrun

[abstract wyvern]

speedrun sth else if you can't

[gleaming isle]

😂

[south quiver]

im asking for help here

sowwy

[calm sandal]

the most effective way, hmmm

[calm sundial]

Hey when your playing online does everyone share exp?

[gleaming isle]

Then go to yt first before you start

[calm sandal]

theres 1 'cheaty' way to get geode

[gleaming isle]

Its quicker than us brainstorming for you

[indigo olive]

i gave a bunch of my friends some games in the past since they dont have money im steam but i still want to play with them

[abstract wyvern]

i don't think so

[calm sandal]

involved elevator and normal mine

i honestly forgot how, since i dont use the strat

its similar like how beach clay video works

[south quiver]

yh man

i can go to level 5 and just mine it again and again and again

but geodes can only give you a certain amount of artifacts

[gleaming isle]

You gotta do a lot of research or watch someones run to get somewhere

Why r u even tryna speedrun anyway I feel like youre a new player,an actual new player

[craggy anvil]

question guys, in the forest farm theres some indistructible bushes, so if i plant a fruit tree next to it will it grow?

[gleaming isle]

Uh,probably?

[south quiver]

man i play for like 3-4 yrs

i aint new

[gleaming isle]

I see

Head to #stardew-spoilers

[void mauve]

should do, theyre not actual trees and such

[gleaming isle]

You'll get more info there

[craggy anvil]

aham

[abstract wyvern]

they need 8 tiles around them to be empty for them to grow

[void mauve]

also when do i start getting iridium quality crops/forageables, etc, level 10 on each skill?

[gleaming isle]

Welp seasoned chat kinda dry rn

[abstract wyvern]

i think you can break them with enough axe upgrades

[craggy anvil]

yeah thats why i was wondering

[gleaming isle]

Iridium crops,deluxe fert

[craggy anvil]

i find it a bit annoying that theyre indestructible xD the bushes i mean

[abstract wyvern]

yeah, plant them somewhere that has that

[abstract wyvern]

not really

[gleaming isle]

Um not sure if there are any other better fertilizers

[quiet path]

So like, I'm playing with my partner, and their hud just like vanished, like they can't see their toolbar, the day or anything, any way to fix this? They never touched any of the settings, switch for the record

[craggy anvil]

generally they aint i know, but the forest farm on which i started has indestructible ones

[abstract wyvern]

like i said, i think as long as they're on your farm, you can break em with a good enough axe

[abstract wyvern]

really ?

[void mauve]

reload maybe?

[wanton tiger]

Try restarting the game, or ask in #vanilla-tech-support

[void mauve]

some are breakable some arent

[calm sandal]

f4

[abstract wyvern]

huh

[calm sandal]

NOT alt btw

[void mauve]

i know the ones near your house are breakable

[gleaming isle]

Ye restart is the quickest fix

[craggy anvil]

any mod maybe to make them breakable? xD

[void mauve]

no

idk maybe

[abstract wyvern]

place em in places without the bushes then

[calm sandal]

if F4 doesnt work, try other F#

[wanton tiger]

I’m sure there is one lol, ask in #modded-stardew for the exact mod!

[calm sandal]

u can somehow edit map with mod, and that makes bushes permanently gone

i was once tried editting map since a certain map mod decided to delete junimo plushie bush, pain.

even if u remove the mod, some object will be gone the rest of playthrough

a small note for those who want to mod a map.

[calm sundial]

How do you make a sprinkler

:/

[gleaming isle]

Craft menu

[languid magnet]

You get the recipes with leveling farming

[calm sandal]

u need to lvl ur farming

[abstract wyvern]

basic sprinklers are not worth your time so it's better to get to lvl 6 farming and get quality ones

[languid magnet]

@abstract wyvern i did it, i posted a story lol. Altho 30 isn't enough for what I want 😦

[calm sundial]

Ok

[languid magnet]

actually, the amount of energy u save can be a big time/energy saver and let u do a lot more

[abstract wyvern]

aw, it's okay ! you can draw something, it'll give you an another 30 !

[languid magnet]

especially since it's quite awhile until the quality ones are available

[abstract wyvern]

hmm yeah, can't deny it but it'd be a waste of iron and copper at that point

[languid magnet]

oh god, me drawing something is like Pierre flirting with people. Grotesque

[abstract wyvern]

they'd probably need them for the upgrades

[abstract wyvern]

have you looked at mine ?

[languid magnet]

Well I think about the time/energy saved where they could farm the resources. or make money to make up for it. I wish i had used them earlier in my playthrough

[abstract wyvern]

it's a nice story !

[tranquil ridge]

Yes there is

[abstract wyvern]

i don't really like them but i can understand how some will

[languid magnet]

ty 😄

[languid magnet]

i didn't see urs but holy hell people are amazing with their art

[abstract wyvern]

yup !

[gleaming isle]

Draw something you get another 30

[abstract wyvern]

mine is pretty bad but i still got 30

[languid magnet]

ye i'm aware. just much rather write than draw lol. i'll come up with something eventually

[quiet path]

So after the kitchen upgrade, is it necessary to upgrade it further?

[gleaming isle]

I drew some very simple thing and still got an award fo it

[abstract wyvern]

no, unless you want babies

(which is useless)

[gleaming isle]

Drawing is the only thing left that gives a lot of coines

[languid magnet]

lol i wonder if there's a mod where u force ur kids to work the farm

[abstract wyvern]

i'd install it if i ever upgraded my house

[abstract wyvern]

yeah, besides from modding/decorating the old house

[languid magnet]

Or have kids so u can put blob fish hats on ur horse + the kids

[abstract wyvern]

haha, yeah

[dreamy hollow]

Where is the tool to design your farm?

[abstract wyvern]

omg my spouse gave me a stardrop

krobus is selling an iridium sprinkler, should i buy it ?

[cobalt hare]

it's a bit steep but if you think it's worth it sure

I buy it a lot but idk if its optimal

[calm sandal]

due to rarity of battery, i dont mind buying from krobb

battery value is more than the numerical profit.

[abstract wyvern]

okay thanks guys

[languid magnet]

Lightning rod is easy to make tho

[alpine kestrel]

yeah

[languid magnet]

Honestly quality sprinkler can last u a very long time

[alpine kestrel]

fr tho

it's very helpful

[languid magnet]

I have some designs which make it easy for me to transition from quality to iridium later but there’s no rush to switch. The efficiency of crop land increases, sure, but not by an overwhelming amount

[void mauve]

That's all I've got rn, because they're cheap and they're doing me just fine at the moment lol I love them sm

[astral ferry]

When should you get sprinklers?

[void mauve]

As soon as possible maybe

Unless you don't mind watering with a can for a while

[ocean condor]

should i start with building new farm stuff or try to do the bundles first ?

[astral ferry]

Is there a way to increase crop quality?

[void mauve]

Fertilizers

Can craft with farming skills, or buy from pierte

Pierte

PIERRE

[tidal rivet]

depends on what you prefer. if you wanna complete the cc earlier on in the game, then go for it. although, there are some stuff needed in the bundles that sorta require new farm building, you can buy some of them in the travelling cart if you get lucky. in the end, totally up to you :)

[ocean condor]

Thank you

[pulsar lagoon]

straight away focus on coop and barn, and crop related stuff otherwise you’ll struggle through the game a bit

it’s very slow with no money

[ocean condor]

already got the coop so i think im going to get the barn next and see from there

[pulsar lagoon]

yeah!!! exciting

[quartz saddle]

out of everything you get in the mine, how much of it are you supposed to sell for money

[marble brook]

i mostly keep everything

[spiral tartan]

Yea keep pretty much everything. Break open your geodes.

[cobalt hare]

I sell gems and stuff early to jumpstart economy

[marble brook]

i donate then sell whatever i do not need

[calm sundial]

I generally just sell the stuff I don't need

Like silver

Cause I can't afford to upgrade me tools

[cobalt hare]

I'd keep iron

[marble brook]

you sell it

[tidal rivet]

you'll need em to make machines

and other stuff

[ashen loom]

hi all

[abstract wyvern]

hello !

[quiet path]

Curious, does anything happen when you get max hearts on an animal?

[tidal rivet]

hi hi

[cyan merlin]

i would prefer to fish extra to make money than sell my ores

[marble brook]

better quality items

[abstract wyvern]

the animal would give you better quality products

[south quiver]

you need bars

[stable swift]

how r they rare?

[calm sandal]

dude

this is #stardew-valley

[stable swift]

o true

u can still get quite a few though

and buying sprinklers is very expensive imo

but up to u ig

[calm sandal]

anyway spoiler this.

thats end game item.

thnx

[grave hare]

Hi guys

[abstract wyvern]

hello !

[grave hare]

I started playing this about 2 days ago

[slender jolt]

That’s wonderful, are you enjoying it?

[grave hare]

I love it

[noble path]

[dusty ibex]

uWu HELLO POECH

[abstract wyvern]

hello vil !

[nova mortar]

Not just spoiler but remove as it is post CC

[dusty ibex]

hello !!

[abstract wyvern]

i'm pink now

[grave hare]

So I have 2 files

[dusty ibex]

I SEEE

congrats on being pink

[abstract wyvern]

hehe thank you

[grave hare]

In one I just did farming and didn't really care about making friends

Then I found out about a Marriage system

And then I found a cave

So it's much more than just a farming game

[abstract wyvern]

and i'm also filthy stinking rich too, 120k

[grave hare]

Best 15 buck I ever spent

[dusty ibex]

NICE

[abstract wyvern]

yeah, but farming is the main part of it

[dusty ibex]

I am glad u are making good progress

[grave hare]

Mhm

[abstract wyvern]

yeah ^^

[grave hare]

Just made it into summer

[abstract wyvern]

nice !

my favorite festival is in summer

[grave hare]

My crops died 😦

[abstract wyvern]

or at the very least one of

[abstract wyvern]

yeah that happens

i think evelyn warned you about it

your seasonal crops die every season

[grave hare]

She did

But I forgot...

[abstract wyvern]

😭

what did you plant ?

[slender jolt]

You can use your scythe to remove all of the dead crops(plants)

[grave hare]

Green beans....

10 of them...

[abstract wyvern]

oh well.. it's okay !

[grave hare]

Also the mines are cool but dangerous

[abstract wyvern]

they're not that expensive so i don't think you lost a lot of cash

[grave hare]

I got saved by linus

[abstract wyvern]

yeah

[abstract wyvern]

damn, lucky

[grave hare]

I didn't sell all my crops till rn

[abstract wyvern]

if you had been saved by somebody else, you'd lose 1k

[grave hare]

I saved them up all spring so I didn't make any money

[abstract wyvern]

did you put them in your chest ?

[grave hare]

I don't got a lot of money the heck

[grave hare]

Yeah

[abstract wyvern]

or did you leave them out in the fields..

[abstract wyvern]

oh phew

[grave hare]

I sold them and made more

[abstract wyvern]

yeah, scary

[abstract wyvern]

although good news for you..

[grave hare]

My friend told me if I sell them off season then I get more

[abstract wyvern]

summer is super awesome !!

[abstract wyvern]

nah, it sells for the same price

[quiet path]

After the barn, what building should I get next?

[abstract wyvern]

so just toss stuff in

[grave hare]

Really?

Bruh

[abstract wyvern]

you have a silo right ?

[slender jolt]

Coop, then get blue chicken :D

[grave hare]

What should I plant now that it's summer?

[quiet path]

Yes I do

[abstract wyvern]

blueberries and melons

[grave hare]

Ok

[abstract wyvern]

also

very important

hops

[grave hare]

Hops?

[abstract wyvern]

yup, hops

focus on those 3 rn

[slender jolt]

They make ale

[grave hare]

What is that?

[abstract wyvern]

if you get more money then perhaps buy more of the summer bundle seeds in cc

[grave hare]

How do I get it.

[abstract wyvern]

pale ale, which sells for 300g

each

you would need farming lvl 8 i'm afraid

[slender jolt]

You put the hops to the keg

[abstract wyvern]

so hold onto the the hops, don't sell em raw

[grave hare]

So I have 2 files. One that isn't that far and another so I can experience the game when I'm not streaming it

[slender jolt]

You can get exp by tilling (iirc)

[ebon grotto]

Non

[grave hare]

Is hops a plant?

How do I get a keg?

[ebon grotto]

Yes

[grave hare]

K

[abstract wyvern]

i don't think so

[ebon grotto]

Keg recipe i unlocked on lvl 8 farming

[abstract wyvern]

only by picking crops

[ebon grotto]

Farming exp is harvest crop or animal

[abstract wyvern]

yes, they are regrowable too

[ebon grotto]

That is it

[grave hare]

I'm level 4...

[magic wadi]

fighter or scout?

[ebon grotto]

You'll get there

[cobalt hare]

Can someone pin me for beginner basic guide?

[grave hare]

So I can grow it rn?

[abstract wyvern]

it's okay ! just hold onto them until you get there

[abstract wyvern]

yes

[grave hare]

K

[slender jolt]

Just click the keg with a hop

[cobalt hare]

I'm new to the game

[abstract wyvern]

they're not lvl 8 yet

[grave hare]

Imma see my boy Pierre tomorrow then

[abstract wyvern]

hiii !!

[abstract wyvern]

hmm

[cobalt hare]

I bought the game for any early basic beginner guide

[slender jolt]

And wait til the keg stops moving (shaking)

[abstract wyvern]

it's probably better to sell to the shipping bin if you don't need instant money yet

[abstract wyvern]

you can ask them here !

[marble brook]

https://www.reddit.com/r/StardewValley/wiki/faq/

that’s in the pins

[abstract wyvern]

they don't have access to them yet

[grave hare]

I mean it's closed...

[abstract wyvern]

pierre's shop ?

[grave hare]

Yeah

I need to sleep rn lol

[slender jolt]

Does that count as a spoiler?

[abstract wyvern]

also he steals credits of your crops if you ever sell yours to him

[cobalt hare]

Like pin for previous guide

[grave hare]

Spent most of the day texting here

[abstract wyvern]

no, only post cc stuff

[grave hare]

What?

[abstract wyvern]

oh, heaven sent them

[abstract wyvern]

yeah

[grave hare]

He steals?

[abstract wyvern]

i avoid selling stuff to him unless i have to lmao

[slender jolt]

You can get it in the junimo bundles

[grave hare]

I thought we were friends 😭

[abstract wyvern]

😭

he's kind of a jerk, but still, buy seeds from him

he's your source of seeds

[cobalt hare]

Is Jojo mart good ?

[slender jolt]

Depends

[abstract wyvern]

it's okay

[grave hare]

Imma steal his daughter now

[abstract wyvern]

but you'd probably want to go with the cc route

[abstract wyvern]

yeah haha, perfect revenge

[grave hare]

Cc route?

[abstract wyvern]

yeah, community center

there are 2 routes in this game

[slender jolt]

Her foods are quartz and amethyst

[grave hare]

I was gonna do it anyways but now I'll make sure he regrets stealing from me

[abstract wyvern]

joja mart (where you buy everything for money)

[grave hare]

I got her to 6 hearts rn

[slender jolt]

Wait what

[abstract wyvern]

community center (where you get to meet sweet little junimos and donate items for upgrades)

[grave hare]

Yeah xd

Lots of minung

Mining

[abstract wyvern]

yeah lol

[grave hare]

I searched up and found out she likes quartz and amethyst

And I spoke to her every day

[abstract wyvern]

yeah

[grave hare]

And I asked her to the flower dance and she accepted

[abstract wyvern]

although give her amethysts

[grave hare]

I missed the 4 heart event tho

[abstract wyvern]

she loves those, unlike quartz

[abstract wyvern]

aw, that's a shame

but you can always get it

[grave hare]

Their hard to find so sometimes I give her quartz

[slender jolt]

Poor sebastian

[grave hare]

?

[abstract wyvern]

oh okay

[grave hare]

The shy guy?

Can't remember his parents

[abstract wyvern]

if you didn't pick abby as your gf/wife then sebastian would be shipped with her

[grave hare]

Huh

[abstract wyvern]

technically, robin is his mom but not demetrius

[grave hare]

So they would have eventually gotten together?

[grave hare]

So he had another dad?

[abstract wyvern]

nah just couples at best, not married i think

[abstract wyvern]

yeah but it remains a mystery

hasn't been revealed yet

[grave hare]

Will it be revealed one day?

[cobalt hare]

What is moral in game

[marble brook]

doubt

[abstract wyvern]

cc

[grave hare]

Ok

[abstract wyvern]

yeah, doubt

[grave hare]

I don't like joja mart

[abstract wyvern]

same

they sucked out our souls in the beginning of the game (specifically joja but..)

[grave hare]

What they did to Pierre was not nice

[abstract wyvern]

😭

i hope vil hasn't read my comments about the spouses ingame

not my proudest moment

muehehehe

[abstract wyvern]

wdym

[grave hare]

Stole his customers

[marsh spade]

Why dose those slimes throw themselves so fast at you now
did they evolve into sonic clones

[grave hare]

In fort of him with coupons

Also the mines are scary

[abstract wyvern]

they still come to pierre's 😭

[grave hare]

I speed ran them

[abstract wyvern]

but it was a pretty douchy move

[grave hare]

I know but that cutscenes was sad 😭

[slender jolt]

Ik that morris is annoying but joja helps pelican town in business sense

[abstract wyvern]

yeah, but still

we wanted to escape from joja

[noble path]

I hate Morris

[abstract wyvern]

yep, pretty scary

[grave hare]

Plus lewis is nice

[abstract wyvern]

pretty sure most of the people do

[grave hare]

I don't want him to close the community center

It clearly means a lot to him

[slender jolt]

That’s the thing, you don’t

[noble path]

||The lil apple Bois||

[abstract wyvern]

yeah, me too

[slender jolt]

Joja is everywhere

[abstract wyvern]

YUP

[grave hare]

Ok I'll be back in a few minutes

Like 3

[abstract wyvern]

can't deny it, but they kinda suck

[abstract wyvern]

okay

[vital patio]

Is it possible to add anything to vanilla game in console?

[noble path]

I did do the ||Joja route|| with my friends on vc one day

Deleted my whole save