#general-catfish-🐱🐟
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No politics mate.
thanks yo
so true
how dare you disagree with kepon
now anyways
banned
anyone know a game for 1.37
1738
??
1738 is a game for 1.37
Im like Hey whats up hello
not on steam
yeah because its on 2.97
what do you even mean with "a game for 1.37"?
i have but there filter is stupid
iirc
it does below 4 and shows all games that are 2 and 3 not 1.37
no way
1.37 is way too specific
well thats the amount in my bank so
me and gang
the search continues
i searched all games listed and they all were too expensive
guess im gonna have to do something very sus now hopefully my doors don't get kicked down
*you’re
We literally dont need to know that you can just not say anything
i couldnt find an off topic channel to post this so sorry if im breaking rules
https://youtu.be/2_Dtmpe9qaQ?si=RnO5oXeuJ3aYFxiV
This is the offtopic channel 
Am i tuff
i feel so special for beating milek
You dont look like a light, porous rock formed by consolidation of volcanic ash.
I’m not tuff
very much! i dont think much improvment can be added it was amazing
Massive maybe. Being looked into but not something we can promise at this time.
Early Access will have local splitscreen.
though it will work with steam remote play
right
thats still a big step, luckily i have some controllers lying in the cupboard
im gonna destroy my dad with my 150 hours.........
Your mom was not so keen on watching you play HS yesterday too if Im not mistaken ah ah @stone dove
my dumbass ran into the scythe
nah dad rocks at this game
she was totally fine with it actually just really bored since she didnt had anything to do
teach her how to play halfsword !
Oh ok
It should.
Myself and GHM have tested the splitscreen of the TGS build across a network and it was very stable.
nice
Connect one now and give it a try partial controller support is already in the demo.
wait whats the layout for
the controller
in EA
i made a suggestion about the layout but its outdated cause it doesnt have the
slowmode button
wish i could throw my severed hands
is there a lead to when the early access will drop....?
or will i have to stalk the twitter every 20 minutes
Q4 of this year
which is like
uhh
i think october to december?
💀
probably
medieval datamining
@stone dove also you should read #faq because you asked like 2 questions that are already answerd there
historically knights got their squires to armor them
Adrenaline Fighting Championship (AFC) plug of the day is in halfsword chat but imma do a halfass one here today as well,
51 Hard Willie’s have already joined AFC, Half Sword's first and only online competitive league that will begin when early access does.
We offer fighting in a card format with disciplines such as muay thai, mma, sword fighting, and more.
can you
give weapons
the handling of lanterns
okay okay so
if u figure out how
make
brass knuckles with the handling of lanterns
ok
cant u js dual wield lanterns
yiou can
i gave you the idea now make it before another modder sees this and makes it before you
easy
i dont get the fuss about this bot being hard
did it without a single scratch
if you saw the 2nd boss
i personally fight him in peasant but like
hes still too op
no?
the one with the scythe
hes stupid as fuck
yeah if you're an idiot who runs in body first
no its the return of his scythe
i wait until he uses a move
but when i go after it
his scythe hits me when his pulling it back
like i cant counter it
so i just have to go with the farmer rank until he dies
idk man for me i just let him hit, close distance so if he hits me, he hits with the wood not the metal, then slay him
Don't be mean veroo 😠
Ill make your name stinky face
Be meaner veroo 😡
ok
be meanless
ye thats why i got into farmer
the commoner boss is easy
asl
you'd be a STUPID STINKY SMELLY dude if you FOOLISHLY go body first
yeah
just like real life, you need more than a little bit of strategy
to win a fight
fools guard is genuinely all i need
Ha
no mod on mod violence btw
He is immune to my abuse
:)
But I can change your name to send him a message
ill ping frank himselff!!!!!!
ok
Easter don't let this CAT sway you
mod x mod actions dont like dont watch
LMAO
I don’t need anyone to convince me to abuse you
I live for it
i dont think
This is a crime
can i get a name reroll
yeah i got you
Already got it
thanks silly mod
Wow
pants mcsquiggle 😭
im going to mcsquiggle your head off of your body
I hate pants
y'all are bad at naming
I can't believe you hate pants mcsquiggle
Ok if you change it ever Youre being banned
now keep my name
i dont change it silly does !!
ban him!
You can’t blame everyone else for your shortcomings
Lies
your a shortcoming
Heyooo
PackgodJr here
Don't insult a mod
eeffoc adrian
shut up squiggly face
What's that? You want to be named Pants Mcsquiggle again?
Ayo?
NO
Am i friggin tuff yo😂✌️
?
behead him
Shut up stupid I do what I want
hold on, let me pull up the deleted message
kill another one of my kind and ill delay pack 4 by 2 years
This is highly illegal
I will be reporting you to the FBI
Wowee did I hate every second of that
gn chat
WOAH WOAH WOAH
yw
is 2:32 am
can i have 7 dollars
You can have 7 chances to give me 7 dollars before you get banned
i love how i always cut their throats with swords and knifes
i go
Goodnight my fair prince
7 dollar bill
This is oddly specifically fitting
in gta 5 in the mission hood safari a cutscene plays where trevor says to this woman i forgot her name "go get you a something nice" she counts them and says "thats just 7 dollars!" he responds with "I said something nice, not expensive!" which is a meme in darkviperau community
Thats quite humorous indeed
talk about darkviperau memes
this meme is quite outdated, the first one should be 12k hours
i'll use the first one from now on
Do yall actually have that much time on this game
Theres absolutely people over 1000 hours but no I don’t think anyone’s broken 2k yet
same, i always want to say that when someone talks about this bug that makes your stamina drain for no reason, so far no one has provided footage and it happend to like 5 people for now
I might have like 35
i still think its probably issue with them not the game
I have never seen that in my 1400 hours of playing this game
same !!!
jerma
Fencer had provided footage
Jerma killed my family
i want to see it so bad
fake
Fencer isn’t even real, nice try bud
I'll try find it when I'm on my pc again
okii
👀 👀
ok
Remember when morbius became such a huge meme that studio execs decided to release the movie again just for it to fail again because nobody liked the fucking movie and Hollywood is so wildly out of touch it couldn’t be worse if they tried
It made a morbillion bucks
what the hell was morbius even about? i watched it but genuinely can't remember because the plot was so forgettable
morb
Morbin
something something ugly vampires
All over the place
yall know boolymon
Pokémon ripoff
I’m guessing there wasn’t anymore footage provided from gamescon
Almost bro
there was
I only saw the one, that was buried in chat a few days ago
its also not over yet, I think.
so theres a chance.
That’s why I couldn’t find it, didn’t know his user
Wish they would pin it instead of just having it hidden like that
Osamason
It actually looks like they deleted the last one unless someone else sent it
That gore 2.0 looks crazy though, can’t wait to see how brutal it is in early access
Where u see that
When you look for messages from Pierre le fou and go to media
It’s stuff they showed last year
But it’s way more advanced than we have now, and it’s most likely been improved on since then as well which makes me wonder just had brutal it could be
From this one
You just need to press the from: part when it comes up before typing the name
Yeah might be different on pc, im usually on mobile
ima just do it on my phone
bruh
desktop discord is like confsuing to me bro
No this is lame and ugly
ill literaslly kill you bro
Please
Everyone gang up on Moai
yeah
I will silence all dissent
i love my early demo screenshots
i love silly eminem music https://open.spotify.com/track/2AuU35arXZdYoscOIxHWSc
bornana
Is this m&m?
it's the blood update all over again
One of my simple joys in life is getting a rotisserie chicken from the grocery store with potato salad. Yet every time I go they are all out or look bad
guys lets cancel eminem
This is glorpshit
aura farming
Aura farming? I was aura farming once. They locked me in an aura farm, an aura farm with aura farming. Aura farming?
How the fuck is this even achievable
Costco rotisserie chicken is passed down by divine providence
They werent lyin when they said they got an mma club in hs
essence of leg day
#work-in-progress is a shadow of its former self
true
last good wip was 25th of june
?
The last like development look in WIP would be the Franky one in August. #work-in-progress message
The board gives details on where the development is focused on, and even so, July shows off gauntlets and more models?
WIP is just to show you some random stuff theyre working on. If they posted every single thing they make you’d get a WIP post daily and people would get annoyed. Just think of it as a guarantee the game is still being developed.
And be happy with that

This comes across as anything but you being happy.
This is not appreciated.
Please smile now.
Yes Youre no longer welcome
I got brainrot automodded thanks to you
You get automodded, I get manually modded, we are not the same.
,
Youre a madman
I hope the rabbit was worth it
my sillyness went to far
I missed it
do it again and you'll be warned and your name will be changed to stinky Mc fart berry
and then I did pun right after I Got back on
💀
You pinged the mod team
For this
thank you, I wish I saw it
I didnt get this ping. Im not endorsing it but i appreciate a rabbit 
that was totally warranted.
ping the mod team more
Especially mcwonder he loves that shit
Ping mod team and then mcwonder separately
So he gets it twice
I'm sending you to Antarctica
(This is a joke I will get banned if you do it now)
lol
On god?
Ha I do remember that
you gotta send me that gif
The thing person is almost filled
which gif, thats a photo?
No it’s just a trap to get mean people like you banned for pinging the mod team!
oh alr
bro i AM part of the MOD TEAM
I went from 25 to 73
I remember silly mod before he was a mod. Back when he wasn’t a nerd discord mod
good he can help me finish my "the thing" movie poster their in wplace
I remember when Easter wasn't a mod and was a remote controller brand
so true
such a fall
Time flies huh
Old ass man
AGENT 47
No don't make him think he's cool 😭
hg wells’s the invisible man is a bad book i hate it
Now you look foolish silly head
Kepon took the power out of your photoshop in a heartbeat
I thought the man was pretty clear. 

gg
Anyway, anyone excited for any other games that got announced in gamescom? (Other then half Sword)
MGS:Delta comes out less then a week. Some new IPs and returning games that got announced... silksong.
silksong comes out in 2 weeks, September 3rd 4th
what is it even about
do you know of hollow knight?
yes
it's the sequel, with the other bug.
Microprose seems back with this intresting gem https://store.steampowered.com/app/2599690/Better_Than_Dead/
A brutal FPS. One girl. One gun. One recording.
They broke into her life.
They filmed her. They destroyed her.
Now she's back — and she's filming them.…
Coming soon
oh this looks a lot like
this bodycam game
id play this game but ion think my pc will be able ot handle it
no different developer
theres unrecord and the other one
Can't say, I don't own bodycam to compare the two witih
Yeah but I haven't heard much on them.
unrecord has been keeping quiet i think
Their is this one game from the dev who made Hong kong massacre that really intrest me, but he hasen't posted an update in 3 years
it's like a first person max payne.
This was his last post
:(
on twitter at least
Just got baron and immidiately power went out mid round and lost all progress at least hes in free mode for me now
Big AAA killed him
Mryeastinfection
wehat
King of the hill reboot is good
mr beast is laotian
hey i have a question, are organs simulated also? like if enough trauma is delt to the liver would willie topple?
or anything similar
not really
they should add that
Much more detailed gore and the like is coming
GIVE US NEW UPDATES :C @silk harbor
i love you so much
Do not ping the devs. Especially not for something like this
I would rethink that
Do not ping the devs or we will geld you
Easter smells like eggs
ping the devs
Like the goverment when a doctor is close to some great cure :(
Let's hope proformance as well :)
has anyone been at the gamescon expo yet??
😭
A few people have posted thier visits to the booth.
cool
I don't live in Germany :(
yea
how far are you from Cologne?
country
._.
im in belgium not germany lol
Cologne, in germany
but relatively close if i forrest gump my way there
This is your ending location. You have your starting location, so you tell me buddy.
Cologne Fair, Messepl. 1, 50679 Köln, Germany
someone create a petition to remove spoilance fully
elaborate. Whats Spoilance?
The gamemode where all the equipment is on the ground
State your case
why tho
I love playing with damage to NPC's on the lowest so having to play spoilance is attacking for a long long while but not being able to do anything because you don't get weapons just pieces of shit
so you decide to give up and hope for another gamemode bam you get spoilance or fist fight 3 fucking times in a row
infuriating piece of shit
I'll have to see what you mean, since A lot of time on no changes, it's a fine game gamemode.
just to clarify you mean this?
it can be fun but it'd be nice with maybe higher tier weapons? like maybe 1 sprinkled in or something
for lowest
I feel like the solution is to raise the damage, not remove a gamemode.
i mean it might but it just feels to easy then
I’m half sword
yeah see that'd be nice
So I get it, it takes time, but this request is under hte pretence of a modification. In base it's a fine gamemode
2 ppl trying to grab the longsword only to get hit in the back by a gremlin with a chandelier
I got a gf to do that
she do it to you ,or you do it to her... either way both sound nice
envy
She dors it to me
I like it that way
I wanna be comforted 💔
ahem
CALL ME SCRUB DADDY BECAUSE THAT SHIT WAS CLEAN (I am so sorry x3)
People still play ts?
Absolute cinema
we still remember this? ❤️🩹
wow fortnite looks so different after these new updates
bruh thats clearly death stranding
clown dog looking ass
is there a roadmap for halfsword?
Does anyone know why grapples are so inconsistent? Half the time my character will grab and let go instantly and after a few attempts he will actually hold on. Anyone know why?
Does anyone know why grapples are so inconsistent? Half the time my character will grab and let go instantly and after a few attempts he will actually hold on. Anyone know why?
Grapples are not an actual mechanic yet
Sorry i meant the Q and E inputs to hold on, sometimes they just grab and let go instantly sometimes they hold one (regardless of damage)
That’s a bug I presume.
Are you maintaining the hold of the mouse click? Mouse click activates the arm Q and E are grab. They work in tandem.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
i will get back to you in a moment
tysm man its always something silly/minor like a button press THANKS!
now i can go Dagestan 2-3 years and forget
hi
How much you are hit will also come into play later. Generally speaking though most people do not realize how the grab and limb activation work independently.
Things we are noting for future tutorials.
In an act of desperation i grabbed onto an enemy and threw them and ever since i have been attempting to chase that same high haha
got a nasty hit on the head
Be sure to check out #1244313050174197850 losts of great tips and techniques. ESO made a fantastic tutorial just today.
This video is all about how to slam in halfsword and how to use different grips to achieve different things. Next tutorial will probably be general wrestling or simply fist play strategies. Like, share, subscribe!
Song used - You Only Live Twice Instrumental, Drake
oh my goodness gracious
there are people like me out there
I cofounded the grapplers guild. We are legion.
❤️ THIS GIF IS AMAZING HAHA
Old demo grappling was great, it was so buggy it looped around to being fully functional and you could actually do armbars and neck snaps and stuff
You used to really be able to man handle Willie with ease in the older builds. I have not perfected my skills in grappling in the latest builds. That is where I defer to the rest of the guild.
I hope the grappling really gets some time in the oven
hate when this happen and i cant use the other hand
holy jesus i see what you mean!
Did halfsword already announce a release date on the gamescom? Anybody knows?
q4 '25
yoink
Thx 
Ssethhere.
is there any way to play the old half sword?
the abyss one
i liked the physics on there a lot
wrestling there was awesome
yea yea
so is there any way to play it?
talkin bout the old steam version right ?
half sword demo
ı got 180 hours or sum in that
dont think so
can someone please tell me why when i FINALLY get to the baron fight after hours of attempts i get the fkn crash again
Finally have a strong run only to crash
Its bullshit
@pearl coral krilling myself wtf is this
what is this from
I think my aim is good,
my friend then sends me this clip of them like an hour ago x3
the vikings !?
yes!
yeah idfk why they depicted an nfl team from minnesota like that. shit pmo lowkey.
This is a peak ass video
I just found a way to roundhouse kick at the speed of light and one shot people but imma gate keep it
this is a known thing
When i’m in an Uncool competetion and my opponent is this mf
how do you do it then
moly holy

is that moo deng
they killed moodeng
they turned moodeng into cake and killed her😭
billhook >> any other spear
fishb.
why billhook?
if we count it as spear, i think its the best in the game
lol
bll hook is poo compared to that one spiked spear contraption
bill hook is longer
yea. billhook > spiked spear
I took out the boss with one swing of the spiker
ik its ai but i can eaisly kill a spike spear with the billhook
Billhook is absolutely devastating.
yep
Halfswording with the billhook is my new favorite thing.
real or fake
I don't think that would be halfswording...
what is it called then?
grabing it a little better
Right click stance. Idk man.
Well if the bill hook was a sword it world be halfswording
I think its just holding it more towards the middle but history has very specific things for that sorta thing
almost cut his head off with 1 swing
I think it's "spiked goendag" in game files, could be wrong
We love the goendag
I suck with most spears but when i play peasant runs i jump with joy when i see a spear
never lost to a spiked spear while with the billhook lol
never lost to a billhook with no weapons
But im a fishb!1!
Tbf with no armor you can just abuse the insane billhook range
more like fishx lol
With armor the goendag thingamabob carries
Tbh I kinda love the great swords
deformed his jaw lol
useless with armor
eh
I DESPISE playing as the golden fella
its so boring
I wish they made him stronger so he could swing faster
i cant even beat the game properly, game crashes always on the ultimate challange
lol
it happened to me like 10 times
the golden guy is the easiest boss in the game next to the farmer
yea
nah reaper scary lol
FUCK NO
cuz his shyte just cuts you in half even if you touch it slitghtly
third boss is the hardest
with the great sword
imo
dude get close to him
well yea
Go into halfsword and get it around the back of their neck and saw
Always gets em
They need to add mordhau tbh though
I cant wait for multiplayer
Real
I wonder if the ranked system will be like the gauntlet
I'm so excited
But like i think the third boss the one with the great sword is the hardest and scariest tbh
cuzl ike its so hard to get close to him
you gotta land a lucky hit lol
but i do think the pitch fork is the best chance you will get
It's not too hard with a longsword
if he like grazes your waist you are in half
Gotta basically parry his attack
ye good luck with that
I've figured out how to do it pretty consistently
Force it to glide off to one side and rip up at one of his hands/arms
a
i litearlly though your pfp was a capybara untill i looked more
It'll have him trying to use it 1 handed, then you can abuse him
is this aura or nah
no
awh
it hurts my eyes
lol
a
Wait is that not what it's supposed to look like?
ok, the more i look at it my eyes start to hurt

thats deffently not supposed to look like that, the contrast is in the negative
Maybe you're in the negative
probably
Valid
whatever that means lol
man'
The only thing I'm positive of is the severely debilitating state of my sanity
I clipped a fucking wall
lol.
I like that you can j8st leave swords in people'
yea. idk i might be wrong but like i think they should update the gore ngl
bleeding kinda generic,
and there are no stab wounds
tho it might just be cuz i am on dx11
they have
this is a demo build
won by throwing 💔
yep this was like 1 year ago lol. back when there wasnt even blood
cray cray
ts bs i die to the stupid ax guy everytime
what this dude on
half sword
what is this supposed to mean
too much slangs bro
ohhh
you die to the frist boss
well. try to stab him with the knife, honestly best chance for quick finish
ive noticed
this bullshit I die to the peasant boss everytime
ye i had to kill some braincells to understand it
Oh I got to the last level I can give some tips
look what i posted in game footage lol
idk dude kill them
lol
So first try to go into slow motion when he strikes to block, then if you have a blade do a tail guard and bring the blade up into a fools guard and slice his neck
i need tips from the adhd bros
slow mo ass bro
i didnt even know anyone used it
Shout out to moshpits, love getting hearing loss
If you don’t have a blade do blunt damage to his arm then start hitting his head/torso after you disarm him
AHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU GAME, FINALLY
I'M FREE
IT'S FUCKIN GLORIOUS
what a song to start
when thou art in a "thou" competition and thine adversary is he:
Schizotoyreviews…
staring at my steam library bored out of my mind
I want to play modded Skyrim but I hate modding it's so frustrating sometimes
genuinely people that code and program have to be masochists if this is even an inkling of what that's like
just hold shift, wait for him to swing, jump back, and then jump in=free kill
Meanwhile me
hi
Just use wabbajack
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WABBAJACK
I'VE ONLY EVER USED VORTEX MY BRAIN IS TOO SMALL FOR THIS MAN
You just create a new folder outside of program files. That’s where you direct the mod pack. every mod pack comes with a guide that goes step by step through the wabbajack process. As long as you have nexus premium it’s completely streamlined and automatically downloads and installs the entire thing. You literally just have to put the install path at the start. If you don’t have premium it’ll give you links to every mod you need and you just do it that way, but it’s still done through wabbajack and much easier than manually searching for each mod
Wabbajack is used for mod packs rather than individual mods
So hundreds of mods at a time curated to work together the best
I saw Yumi on YT play this and I immediately downloaded and dumped 2.5 hours. If I could share my gore from the game I would lmao
It’s worth the initial headache to figure out, once you do you see it’s easier than spending hours putting together your own through vortex which you then end up not playing more than an hour, after 5 hours of adding mods 
when you say create a folder outside of program files do I just
put it anywhere or
Just put it anywhere on your drive. I put mine first thing after opening the drive and name it whatever the mod pack is
does this work with nexus collections or only with creating modpacks
cause usually I just go off those and add stuff afterwards
Nexus collections is a separate thing. wabbajack has its own mod packs in it, which are the most popular ones like nolvus or lorerim
oh I see
You also put your wabbajack install in its own separate folder outside of program files. So c:\wabbajack
Really depends what you’re looking for, each mod pack is unique. Lorerim sticks to the lore as much as possible while adding a lot. Nolvus changes the game a lot but it’s fuckin huge, like 400GB
I'm mostly looking for something to create a more power fantasy feel I don't care much about lore authenticity or trying to stay vanilla
wacky shit is fun
hi
yo
It’s been a minute since ive used something other than nolvus, so just search for Skyrim mod packs through wabbajack and give it a read. They give you a pretty detailed explanation of what the mod pack is
Absolute cinema
I'm the kind of person that doesn't get bored of being overpowered in games
I love it
hi
Whichever you choose make sure to read the guide it comes with, a lot of them have pre and post install instructions, and they’ll all give you a step by step guide process of how wabbajack works
Labubus have to be healthier than this 💔
YOO HOO ITS A LABUBU
Yeah dont play skyrim
not worth it
headphones not loud enough
yow guys does anyone have the "Care2Share" folder for the nexus mods for halfsword?
Ima paste it
pls
I want a wooden mallet to bonk things
my last experience with modded skyrim lasted me like, maybe a week, i probably spent more time adding mods than actually playing it, then it crashed and i uninstalled it for xenoverse 2
but after playing it for years, i think i mustve hit my skyrim limit
trust me, when your skyrim is modded to shit and it randomly starts crashing, im just throwing the towel right away
not troubleshooting 400 mods, oh no
yeah once something is fucked it's FUCKED
possibly one of the most diabolical pushes ever put to paper
that looks scary
I aspire to be as cool as the Battlefield 4 Marine Support 💔
the
rgb armyman
just download modpacks
dld someones modpack u like and u gud
bro's so late to the convo
are you able to turn off the abyss so if you die you just die
bro i caught a homeless guy in my garbage can earlier
did you keep him
mirror mirror on the wall, who's the drippiest (at gamescom) of them all
if you're cold, they're cold. let them inside
for a second I read it as though you caught him in a trap
Like one would catch a rabbit or smth
the perfect fit to play half sword
Cheap plastic? In the shape of my favorite cartoon character? No wayyyy, give me 50 
Howdy.
What weapon kit is this
DIE!
THY END IS NOW!
CRUSH!
PREPARE THYSELF!
WEAK!
Ummmmm... huh
This isnt really anything important, and i belive this is a scam
Can a moderator handle this?
@gusty geode what do you think about this
Free TV 
https://youtu.be/euoN1svOKQQ?si=lDEk8vQEJ6lTVYez is this what playing with modded weapons look like
what is this
i just found something crazy
as the baron you cna pull your dagger out then slam the butt of it onto your enemies skull and it just crushes them
That is a straw
America
what are the rating criteria even supposed to be
1 to 5
Yea it is, got a virus
What in the USA is this
face reveal
half of that thing is one days calories
Stop revealing my face
Ikrrr
Nooo stop ittt
billy flowers lost media
it is i

rahhh