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i got trolled by the tutorial
howre u
NOT WHAT IM CALLED
but free antidote
🕐
the press G for an antidote was foul play
Rail clankers
grilly fully
i was just saying
Yo
antidote !
also wasnt it
R
when my character screamed and the entirety of the county came at me i tried i just gave up and let them kill me
because what the fuck do i do
with a single shotgun
yeah thats what ur supposed to do
die
any mods i need to have?
soembody better buy me half-sword when it comes out in early access because my name is THE ROBBER
idk where to start with the game's mods, and i dont want to get carried away
i suggest a vanilla playthtrrough first
just like QOL and stuff
this is where real men shed tears
that is what i plan
until my first long playthrough ends i wont mod it
how hard mfs was hating on justin bieber back in 2010s
good
probably because he was basically stealing all the girls at the time lmao
no more lord fartquad mask
either him or his music was making them crazy
good luck
wtf happend to lord farquaad mask
shit looks like one of those sugar mexican skulls
deleted i ate it... its a clown mask
those what
i ate a cat.
some are made of sugar
time to play PLZ DONATE
the ones i sent aren't for some reason
how i feel everytime a game puts two characters from the main party agaisnt eachother in a way only one gets to survive
Watch Untitled - Copy by itismonkeytime and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. Tags: half sword
why did willie perfect block my attack
ya'll ever be playin project peakboid and lwk just get mauled to death by like 20 zombies
anyway, since we're posting roblox fits
i use all free clothes lmao
he is looking to give you the meanest haymaker your hedgeborn legion can fathom in their dreams
i understand, buying robux is probably the most irresponsible financial decision that ive made
oh, we are?
yuh, rate the fit
man ive played roblox legit for 14 years and i have spent maybe at least 1000 bucks on it
only did it once when i was into fnaf games and i regret every living second of that fact
been there, done that
not 14 years maybe, but ive been on it since 2013
not on this account, but my old one
i spent the amount for the cheapest option
we were all kids once man, don't beat yourself over it
i dont really play it anymore ngl i just still have my old acc
i do not remember
yeah im just joking
too old for a game like that frfr
i spent a whole lot on fortnite back then
and i barely play it now
realised that the real peak are story games
it was a rp game tho😭
i like any genre tbh
currently going through death stranding, its been uh
exotic
to say the least
i havent really played any new games recently
i been playin alot of valheim with a friend tho
alongside some half sword here and there
but i liked the gameplay loop since i hike irl, so to me the "boring" part of DS is my favorite
i am currently being held hostage by a friend with a soon to arrive gaming rig to play a shit ton of games
i am all for it though its kinda boring at times to just play alone
frrrrr
i have gotten burnt out on singleplayer games
friends make everything better frfr
someone is donating 10k in roblox plz donate and they are in paid servers
what is this bullshit
10/10
true
blank
id pick the 50 cal 🥀
true
that doesn't mean its not big yeouch
wait actually
Ik
i'd pick the .22 , with like a big military vest and from like 120 metters away
true

same but that + chainmail, padding, and plate armour over all that and the vest
or
armour
idk the differenceb etween normal and plate
Parry
Im kneecapping you buddy
i'd lwk just slow mo + spin kick
i dont think the chainmail and plate would do anything
12 gauge to the chest but you're ''protected'' by 120 single sheets of paper
what do we think
slug
1 gauge but your protected by a gold atom
best way to load your shotgun for home defense
birdshort, buckshot, birdshot, buckshot, slug, slug, slug
Flachete
from half life 2 ?!
pepper that mf with the birdshot
No
is it the same thing though
if hes STILL not running he aint gonna be ever running again after he got hit by a round of buckshot
Blow that mf full of needles
So is being in my house uninvited
true
Honestly
Dragons Breath
That shit is expensive and it may or may not burn your house down
but you WILL inflict Psychological and Physical trauma on the invader
if they live
Do you know those elephant guns
human donut maker
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TZLu1jkkdVs I want this for home defense please
This video was created with the help of trained professionals in a safe and controlled environment.
Please do not attempt to recreate anything shown here.
Credits : @KentuckyBallistics
#military #fyp #viral
I can defend my home from humans and Dinosaurs
And probably tanks as well
Fuck yeah where can I get a recoilless rifle
Your local National Guard armory
Do you think they will give me one?
Do I just ask?
Just take a coupon
i own a musket for home defense as the founding fathers intended
Thx. Will report back!
are they gonna fix all the crashes
im trying to whip people around and throw them like ragdolls as a giant but i keep crashign whenever they fall or hit the fence too fast or too hard
Obviously not
aw man
Crashes are needed!
Ban his ass for asking that
why? :(
We enjoy mod abuse
Abuse me moddy😩😩😩
But in all seriousness. Yeah they’ll fix the crashes. It’s mainly due to the current blood
More than ever am I now torn on whether or not I even want to
i'll just turn off blood then maybe that'll help a bit
Psychological warfare
It will!
You can read about the crashes in the most recent #updates post
And keep in mind gore and blood are separate settings. You can keep gore at whatever you’d like as it affects ease of dismemberment
Makes sure Youre running the game in dx11
And not dx12
You can do it through the in game settings for halfsword
-dx11 -availablevidmem=8000 -nomemrestrict
They have an option
i put this in there
The last two things aren’t necessary
Just the first part in launch options
only use dx12 if you have a beefy computer
i mean i do have a pretty good computer in my opinion
Dx11, turn the blood slider off for best results, or down if you want to deal with occasional crashes and don’t wanna play without blood. Turn down graphics if necessary
willia topuria
zamn
Halfsword isn’t optimized pretty much at all. Even nasa computers will crash
you could run doom on that
doom is such a good game series
yes
i would love to play brave stand if my pc didnt become a powerpoint when i tried
im saving up to buy doom the dark ages
since i played all the others dooms and completed them
damn, me and homie drew
oh i didnt know u could send pics in here
i sent it in photography if u wanna see it
discord banned my main account for being underage when im 16....
damn
skull emoji
i cant wait to get the full game
i was talking about some age system in a game then i suppose someone reported me
its been a month and discord support hasnt responded to my appeal
You could send your id dunno if I would trust discord with a photo of my id but it's one way of getting the account back
i did
i sent photo of my face id and name on a piece of paper
with all the important information drawn on
idk why discord needs me to put my username on a piece of paper
pretty stupid if u ask me
Discord sucks alot unfortunately
i once got banned from another discord for supposedly being an alt. lmao
Are you sure you never once even joked about being under 13? If so, discord does not give a damn. Joke or not, discord doesnt fuck around when it comes to minors
no so what happened was
i was playing a game with an age system
and i complained in the discord
about how bad it was
then someone reported me
because i said some shit like
"im 10 age but i got 7 growths"
or sum like that
then i got banned 2 weeks later for it
Yeah it’s stupid but that’s more than enough
We’ve had people banned here by discord for it also
its kinda crazy how people say if ur banned and u cant appeal ur ban in under a month it gets deleted
but i have a groupchat with my main account and it isnt deleted
so.
god i hate discord
like why cant it respond in like a week or less
its been a fucking month
(which is bad for the server since the server could be at risk if it has history of underage users)
wlw in a can
i've seen people be autobanned before for doing the "im actually [age not old enough to be on discord]" jokes
by discord

Including one of the ex mods 
Discord dont fuck around
get them out of there.... i don't care what they did, no one deserves to be put in a can
what if it was me and someone else
That's too small of a container!!!
nuh uh
They deserve a proper enclosure!!
what if its a large can
The windows! They need fresh air!
what if its a box with those food windows 
i cut holes in the can before putting them in
Well i'd say they should have fresh grass, but this is a discord server so no one is quite familiar with that
yeah whats grass
its such a smol gif
the only gif that will fit in the wlw can
me when i'm a surfer
fake
YOU'RE fake 😭
Dude… are you real?
you say this every fucking loop
Wrong line, liberal. To hell with you.

Can't wait for the full game how much is it gonna cost do we know
arm and a leg
No poloticks
Dude, I think I am?
I forget that “liberal” is political because of how much I use it satirically :(
im about to post like 7 images in photography
is it too much
7 warns already muhahaha
"that's actually some pretty solid evidence"
can you play local multiplayer yo
doesnt liberal also mean lenient or free
No
unfortunate
not even a mod?
theoretically yeah but idk if its been made yet
Not aware, of any mods
oh okay
probably looks like it but i think they just used a trainer/cheat software to do funny things
i think i just gave this willie the right to use a wheelchair by axe kicking the back of his head so hard it broke a vertebrae
you'll be able to in early access
god bless half sword
willie history x
he curb stomped him real good
willie is just missing some questionable tattoos and a goatee
and then its perfect
one player gets mouse the other gets the keyboard. Bam, multiplayer that you can play rn
Im learning the diabolical street arts
Oblique kick
Archer punch
Curb stomp
Piledriver
how does one do these things
the jab pull back cross pull back is disrespect incarnate
forbidden secret
ive kicked willie in the hands and head but for some reason only with my left leg
is willie secretly cro cop
the only street art i know is the one inch punch
you never know
gotta use that alcohol somehow
logical
what level is image perms
im on photography time out for 30 minutes
damn
oh im close tho
the image is me kicking willie on the thigh with my foot like some type of oblique kick
jon jones style
dont these things kinda snap easier
or am i lying to myself
Buddy fell for the oldest trick in the book
willie vs RDR ufc fight night
My favourite combo
"Hey look over there!"
Oblique kick Oblique kick Oblique kick Oblique kick SPIN CYCLE
those looked more like regular round kicks or front kicks but if willie left the oblique ligament hyper extending then im in no place to argue
see how I tilt the camera up and down?
oh
Bet
after I upload this clip rq
Distract him by hitting a mean griddy
Whiff a punch on purpose to make him think Im an amateur
Roundhouse low into high
Stomp his ass out
Throw myself at a wall at full force and die
Attempt 1
he said bye felicia
I flew over the man at top speed
frog hop style
and smashed my head into the ground
Not quite right
I LANDED IT!!
Not quite an oblique kick, but we take those
It's shockingly hard to control your legs while being hit with the full force of gravity
willie refused to die
holy moly
I just hit a real special clip
This one is dedicated to my pookie fighting game
whoopsie daisy that one didnt wokr
here's the actual imbed!!
cant stop the a-train
genderize them kids
for enjoyment
if u fall down u can put ur camera in the floor and kick up and flip urself around
Holy scorpion kick
Is this hacks
im a staaaaaar maaaaaan living in the sky
you know I had to do it but I dont know WHYY
im a STAAAAARRRR MANNNN EATING IT FIRST TRY
MY NAME IS DAVID BOWIE AND I THINK IM GOING TO FLYYYYYYY!!!
I love that song
Watch Dropping Fang by Infernal_sus and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. Tags: half sword
slapped by foot
Watch Dropping Fang by Infernal_sus and millions of other Half Sword videos on Medal. Tags: half sword
NO WAY
DID WILLIE JUST
CATCH MY LEG?
how does one jump
Before that
lemme post this rq
THAT WAS SOME DEMON TIME
locked in willie
brody hit me with a whole judo throw
Half sword enhancer
oh ok
wtf 😭
brisket
wtf did they do to buzz lightyear 💔
glue
Like wood shavings. I hear they use that as filler
ramp
woe creature be upon ye
yeah me too buddy
earth = bitchified
what
Me 🙂
Shit bro I didnt know Blowpipes were illegal where I live 
we are ganging up on him
what did he do to deserve this
Don’t walk down the street playing the flute for your own good 😂
What's that spear with the spikes on the hilt called
Like just below the spearhead
All everywhere like thorns
What is it called :(
Placon A Picot
Thank you 😁❤️
whats wrong with grass
It’s outside
the outside is cool, moai
if only you’d go out there and find out, you discord mod
Me when I lie
My moms basement is comfortable
i’m sure it is
its dangerous grass
wack
not my boy bud light
you too
i can see it in your eyes i can feel it in your brain i can feel it in my heart i can feel it in my brain 🔥
WHAT WILL YOU HAVE AFTER 500 YEARS
why are you always gaying

is there a time where you're not gaying
wild
no
when im not gaying im gaying in my mind
"i cant straight my wifes too curvy" (quote)
hello easter
The message is empty
fuck you
The message is empty
btfich
@lost palm
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the people are so good in my country a 63cm sword cost 4 bucks
are we both in america
faq bro... faq...
I tried playing Arizona sunshine online apparently you gotta PAYY and upgrade to the remake to play multiplayer now because they killed servers for the old version....
pmo
wait WHAT??
thats genuinely some gta 5 xbox one and xbox series x version shit dude
yea like completely you just can't play online at all
not even p2p
you gotta buy the full remake
You get a discount though
cool but like
but still man 10 entire dollars
that still kinda pisses me off
i remember grinding that game first time i got my oculus (not calling it a meta quest)
yeah
I just bought the quest 3s Xbox edition
It's super nice
and my gf has been using my quest 2 for months
So now we can play together
And that's how I found out lol
After we downloaded the game which takes a while cus quest is booty
Found out we gotta put money in for it to work
BUT!
There IS an upside
what
cool
which I didn't have
so it's not crazy bad
I would have definitely preferred not having to pay tho
you ever downloaded medal of honor on quest tho??
na
it sucks dude
lmfao
holy
speaking of
I noticed that on the quest
Games are like 5gb
But the same exact game on the app for PC is like
60gb
genuinely wicked
The 128gb is a godsend tho
I downloaded a bunch of games since I already had some and I also got free meta plus or wtv
So I got some games I can play from there with my gf
And I have like 40gb left
wanted to see what my wifi was like for it to be so garbage all I can do is either watch youtube or play roblox
god I can't wait to move out
that ping is a lie btw, it's much higher lol
on what
all platform
sorry i only have windows i cant put you on any platform
crazy
how are you even managing roblox with that ping
i hope that move proves to be beneficial for your internet, man
bc that is rough
it's usually worse :3
I think it's because roblox is mainly just a block game, so my wifi doesn't have to struggle that hard
dang
a
thats crazy
and it loaded into abyss frozen like this
how do i get the game playtester?
You have to
a
Imagine if they add horses into halfsword.
horse not horseshit
billy flowers
thats me
Unless you're playing an extremely unoptimized game
is it just me or weapons get stuck on bodies hard
its not a on purpose thing
like axes?
yeah thats a thing
and hoes lol
these hoes all on me
cant get them off
Help
but yeah any kinda axe or maybe a sword will stick
lol;
bro is obsessed
actual #1 fan bro
Alternative Title: Lagtrain but Kaai Yuki forgets the lyrics and has a mental breakdown
Still a banger after almost 2 years
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oh hell no my jit
yo where is the half life screenies stored btw
message the creator about ur obsession they will totally appreciate it bro trust
hahaha bro knew we didnt watch it
i listened to the first like
5-6 seconds
but its just not that good
lyrics dont match up with the rhythm
ghats because it's not the original thing lol that one was a meme
is it about the song or girl
its about that fucking amine shit
lol alr bet
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wait what if you use the quote bot on a video
lol i recognize that name
@lost palm
The message is empty
oh
GOOFER!!!
this shit slaps i like how upbeat it is
@lost palm
no way
The message is empty
Worth a try
program files(x86)>steam>steamapps>common>half sword demo>halfswordue5>screenshots
for me
yooo thanks
or just go through steam and it takes you to half sword demo
actually you can find it on the front and back of your credit card and send it here
i dont got pic perms sorry bro
bro just send it to me
nah u said specifically here
||ip grabber||
not risking it
brooooooooooooooooooo
||chicen but||
widewawwy do NUT care
this reminds me of a clothing brand that has a anime girl mascot and they make fun little animation for drops
wlw
you're missing out on peak this time...
fuh no
THEY CALLED US WALKING CORPSES 🔥
dude use ur pic perms for smth useful
like a live recording of title fight performing
that would be sick
put that shit on x games skateboarding
alright okay here's the world map idk
yoooo i can see ur house bro get doxxed
naeuuuu
pinterest humor bro
the comments ig
but most pinterest comments are like 3 messages for me so idk
its like you can also find it on tiktok but i havent used tiktok in a while
lol whatd worse, pinterest humor or ifunny
i cannot relate brah
thats more like tumblr lowk
naueii is also a voiceline in half sword yknow....
not really copying the pinteros there
cool thats not what i fuckin said
get with the program
holy shit
cool I'm gonna fucking kill myself
not in this christian minecraft server
dont do it
NOOOOOOOO
send me all ur money beforehand
you can find that somewhere here
i see the union of soviet socialist republics
I can see spy tf2
no polotic
i learned my lesson on that a while ago
i see santa
hes real
its just an area of the earth owned by a certain government whats wrong
wh
why didnt he get his shit rocked
the blessed timeline
boo!! indonesia!!!
because theyre watching
austria!!! so scary
guys lets not get political
but but butbt utb tu btu thbt ut ut bt
we need to focus on more important things
PFFFFFFF
like helping me get early access fr fr 😜
why does God make you giggle
$300 up front
hes on his knees praying rn
lets talk uhhhh
ima put it up ur butt if thats ok
How to tell someone your age without actually saying it
a real hustler would say yes
guess
15
say what year you were born
2004
unc
oldhead
ok

is your name julius caesar why are you so old
At least I make money working a job
dude u can buy alc bro u a unc
Ok and
i own a company
Proof?
wait do u be buying eric Cart-man tho
I could give less of a shit about vaping
not tryna self dox brochacho
you're like 3 years old dude
dude how do u not be visiting penjamin city
Unless you do it in my vicinity because then you’re a dick with no regard for others.
what is eric Cart-man? 😭
lol a yart bro
south park or some
Because I don’t think it’s cool to shorten my life span
ayyy im vaping it so good
nah nic is gay
lungs destroyed
but atleast theyre flavored
Just don’t do it near me
im talking about the cartington
have a zyn bro ur clearly stressed
the playboy cart-i? carti b? guys cmon
Personally, I find reading to be a nice way to wind down
flavored air 🙂 pneumonia 🥰
ok fuckin ela teacher
BOOORIIINNGGGG
shut up
i might actually be brain dead
Dude Gotrek and Felix go hard
shut up twerp
hi fasciathing
did u vomit when u took ur first zyn
shut it you geek
bro my dumb ass has been trying to fiddle with bezier curves to try and make a hook inside of blender
for hours
bro im gonna give you a WEDGIE
the atomic wedgie
worst wedgie youll have in ages
DWEEEB
Im reading Plato rn, socrates talks like ben saphiro 💀 recomended
brooooo just draw the shape and extrude it
i could have just booted up inkscape, made a 2d hook there, and extruded it inside of blender
ist das
lmao jk i dont know shit about blender
bro bezier is so hard to fucking move around inside of blender
me when i predict ur shit watafuk
i've been up for like 3 hours just trying to make a shitty hook
I'VE BLENDED
FURRIES
😃
I don’t even know what you’re talking about anymore, and I’m not sure I could bring myself to care any less since you keep pussyfooting around what it actually is
dude
google cart
i've made Willies
send the willie with a bigass pls 😩
huh
ganja bro, buddington
lmfao. One of my friends was taking a philosophy course, and that honestly lines up with what he said
wait till u see it girl
devils lettuce
YAAAAAAASSSS
yes jkladñdasflk
ive made something like this 🔥
I simply do not care
we need a willie big ass mod NOW
isnt that a different thing to what you were talking about before
datura
nah a cart is just a weed vaporizor pen
thc oil
Man can’t even just do edibles
its a choice to be a dick dude
Well clearly I made my choice 
edibes aint shit
now i dont smoke and never will smoke anything besides weed most likely and certainly not from a vape but isnt there more than weed that goes in those
yeah no atp ive just been naming off random like drug and smoke shit
I eat veggies and drink water 🙂
real ones take rso
literally have no idea what im saying
bath salts
That’s the good stuff
bro just wait until you drink SOAP
if u buy BM, dispensaries exist
bug master?
lol black market
Depends on the producer and the type of oil. Some have carrier oils which are real health concern.
the shit from the plug
thanks for the wisdom
Anyways I like how this kid is trying to sound all important and cool about selling weed pens though lmao
“I own a business”
I have done some work as an extractionist.
now now settle down no need to be rude, do you need a nap
lololol did i hit a nerve bro
brooo we know you like boys its ok you can come out
its ok bruh we know u got thigh highs on
tf
No? I’m literally saying what you said, which implied you were selling
literally just flirtin with people now
Maybe you said company, I forget
math homework needs you 🥰 eat fruits and vegetables 😃 hug your parents 🙂
🇬🇪
nah 2 diff things, i detail
give up the persona
best US state
holy
what does this mean
hi what is ragebait abot
organ better (ive never been there in my life)
he adds wax to weed so its shinier
ooh
broooooo cmon u really dont believe i clean cars
oh ur one of those bikini car wash guys
nah you mow lawns for 5 bucks
bad word
stop making it sus bro!
sthu lil ahh kid
lol
You do all this talk about selling weed pens, and now you’re saying you clean cars. Can’t even keep your story straight lmao
sus in the big 1452 💔
i dont sell, i just wanted to see who was chill or not
we've all seen better ones why do you fall for this one
Indeed it is time for a subject change.
are overcoats gonna be in halfs wrod
lol i ragebait on cs2 with this pfp
Billhook
I just noticed you don't have the half sword games role, but ur the community manager for hsg. why is that?
You would have to show me an example of the style you mean exactly.
why pirates
sigh bow
Redundant. If I have HSG role as well it alters role order and will not display me separate.
like the stuff people wear in fighting
Anyways, is it just me or does it feel like a lot of notably younger people are joining as of late 
cuz pirates got the cool sword and hat and gun
im young spirited bro im not little bro i swear
Ah tabards and surcoats! I don't recall actually of the top of my head tbh.
oh alright, i hope so :)
I will add it to my things to bug the art team about at our next meeting.
I’m all for having fun, but there’s a special degree of dumbassery that younger kids achieve, I’ve noticed
business business type shift
dude im be fr i was ragebaiting he was right
Hey speaking of art, will we be able to design our own heraldic achievements in early access?
what a BUSINESSER
WHat if half swo4d was callef hrse sword and thr horse
Hmuh
Uhh
U
Are you having a stroke
I will continue to believe you are 15 until I’m given a reason not to!
damn my bad
Haf smord
you could go lower
hlafsowrd
Eh I’m being kind and giving him the benefit of the doubt on being 13
i mean i was just pushing the right buttons i didnt even try to in the first place bro just got mad at me
oh ok fair
I was never mad, I was just shitting on you for acting the way you were lmao
nah im old enough to drive
Why ragebait on the discord when you could be playing half sword.
Every message sent is another 15 seconds spent not playing half sword
TRUE
thats true dude
To that point though, my attention has been on darktide and battletech lately lol
lol the moment u called me little i started playing into it
1984


rAAAAAAAAAAAAAA