general-catfish-🐱🐟

[hard swallow]

@lofty kindle #work-in-progress message
Full bags of cow intestines

[dim lion]

ultra Willie pack

[jaunty knoll]

SOMEONE SET US UP THE BOMB

[violet garden]

Fuck it. I renounce modern memes. We’re going back to the MLG era. I’m unchained.

[pearl coral]

Who wanna play Minecraft with samofsaturn

[jaunty knoll]

How are you gentlemen

[gaunt gulch]

Are u going to fence fight

[jaunty knoll]

Smoke weed every day

Oh baby a triple

[gaunt gulch]

Derumte

[jaunty knoll]

"mother! I beseech unto thee! Please recquisition the digital camera! For I have performed a great act worthy for the world to witness in it's glory!"

[gaunt gulch]

Y r u speaking like the npc of half sword

[lucid atlas]

I think i have it

[pearl coral]

Java Edition ™?

[lucid atlas]

Yea

[pearl coral]

i want to play with my friends and lord over a village

[jaunty knoll]

No way that word is banned lol

[pearl coral]

i can see why

DOn't even try it, villain! AWAY!

LITERALLY 1484

[jaunty knoll]

This is 1652 man you're too woke

[pearl coral]

👎

[lofty kindle]

My friend you gotta stop playing PPG it's hurting you.

[pearl coral]

None of that guy

[jaunty knoll]

Dude is the true egg beard

[pearl coral]

@lucid atlas do you got a medieval skinny skin skin

[lucid atlas]

Think i do

[jaunty knoll]

Cuckold!

[pearl coral]

if you dont i can lend you a basic arming garments thing you can touch up to your liking

it's fun to use

fits in with the game's maille

[jaunty knoll]

The government is planning a medievalpocalypse

Williepocalypse

[pearl coral]

about to cop a third for spamming

[jaunty knoll]

I don't like when images pop up on my screen

[pearl coral]

https://tenor.com/view/gore-blood-spongebob-murder-gif-7383893330765842400

[fast maple]

why is it that when i try to spinkick the game makes me halt randomly

[jaunty knoll]

Brotha this is a game called half sword with guys called willy, not half foot with Bruce lee as your enemies

[jaunty knoll]

Gore of my comfort character....

[fast maple]

spinkicking is the way

[lucid atlas]

p cool

[fast maple]

i can 3 kick the baron

[lucid atlas]

so what version are you in java

[pearl coral]

newest

[lucid atlas]

ic

[pearl coral]

Battle of san romano jit

[tranquil coral]

You're no fun

[jaunty knoll]

Double-sword

[fast maple]

@jaunty knoll try spin kicking

[jaunty knoll]

I prefer sprint kicking

[fast maple]

thats the weakest way to kick

[hard swallow]

I GOT IT

[jaunty knoll]

Sprint kick works

[hard swallow]

Ik what it is

but i cant say

[lucid atlas]

peak ngl

[scarlet creek]

spooky scary skeletons

[lucid atlas]

my harness would translate a bit off in minecrafter..

[pearl coral]

the placement of the oculars makes them look a lot thinner if you wear a helmet over it

[fast maple]

@jaunty knoll have you one shot people with sprint kicks

[fresh marsh]

ok this is like some kind of half sword

[pearl coral]

and with the nasal protrusions of the gold helmet it divides them .... heh . . .. like san roman ovisor ..

[pearl coral]

[fresh marsh]

siema pan

[jaunty knoll]

One shots are performed with weapons

I set my NPC health high

[fierce hearth]

genuinely whats in that bag

[fast maple]

my NPC health is the highest and my player health is the lowest and ive one shot willies with spin kicks

[jaunty knoll]

Half sword 2

[fierce hearth]

open it rn

[jaunty knoll]

I don't care to use spin kicks and I don't care to one shot anyone

What's the point of playing if you're going to use an op move

[scarlet creek]

spin kicks are lame

[lucid atlas]

so I downloaded the latest version

[fast maple]

its a gamble because if you dont do it right you can die

and they almost never connect right

[jaunty knoll]

That's just combat

[pseudo crest]

theres cocaine in the bags

[pearl coral]

do you want to play tomorrow or so

[lucid atlas]

if I'm available sure

[pearl coral]

probably going to try to get a couple more people in on it

[jaunty knoll]

What are you doing Sam?

[pearl coral]

minecraft

[wanton portal]

#work-in-progress message
These designs look so cool
Don't know why they can't just update the demo just to add these if they're essentially the same model

[jaunty knoll]

Cool what you doing on it

[pearl coral]

i want to go Medieval Style and lord over a village with my frendz

[clever oriole]

send shivers down your spine

[fast maple]

spin kicks are more aesthetic than anything because when i do them almost always i just jump and do a split instead of hitting my opponent

[severe fulcrum]

vintage story better ngl.......

[pearl coral]

because it's going to be in update later on !

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[jaunty knoll]

Finally a gigachad medieval enjoyer decides to play Minecraft. I'm in

[wanton portal]

Have you ever done a nut punch?

[jaunty knoll]

Shut your pus you cunt

[pearl coral]

i figured out a horse drawn carriage system the other day

[fast maple]

yeah and also a nut spin kick that literally broke both my opponents legs

[dreamy mango]

what the actual fuck?
why is this the first conversation I see when I open the discord?

[scarlet creek]

half sword armor looking like this when

[plain scroll]

Be nice to Willie.

[jaunty knoll]

Willie. I will destroy you.

[wanton portal]

If it's a nut spin kick how did it break the legs?

[scarlet creek]

ignore the miserable lack of an arm harness

[pearl coral]

@jaunty knoll carriage

[jaunty knoll]

Daammmnnn. I'm just a builder myself.

[lucid atlas]

Willie will kill those who use naughty words

[plain scroll]

Willie would demolish you

[pearl coral]

im thankful for that

i am the opposite

[jaunty knoll]

I'm Scottish I get a pass

[pearl coral]

i usually just gentrify village homes

[fast maple]

what triggers @dreamy mango to start talking

[pearl coral]

us

the puppetmasters

[lucid atlas]

truly is unknown..

[pearl coral]

yeah its unknown

[jaunty knoll]

It's John Knight himself

[lucid atlas]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1032374295592185876/1396794273562628096/viddit_jvvk6q84.gif

willie when he finds you lacking

[pearl coral]

i learned this sort of grab the other day !

[lucid atlas]

fiorepilled..

[tight dagger]

The bag contains the heads of all slain willies

[plain scroll]

That yeet is insane

[lucid atlas]

unbelievably stylish

[pearl coral]

it's fun

need to grapple more

[fast maple]

Willy è così stupido che lo odio

[jaunty knoll]

Would anyone like to see the castle I made in MC?

[pearl coral]

Yes

[scarlet creek]

this mf won't let me breathe 😭

[lofty kindle]

We must leave something worth paying for. Noone will buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.

[jaunty knoll]

It's far down my camera roll so wait a bit

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-oh-yeah-spongebob-panty-raid-gif-8681695682581123153

[pearl coral]

i cant wait to get medieval with me buddies

[fast maple]

morte a Willy

[lofty kindle]

Class?

[jaunty knoll]

Grainy image but I'm on my phone so I don't have the screenshot I took.

Wait no this is an old version of the castle

[pearl coral]

Minecraft !

[fast maple]

il barone quando vede il mio sedere nudo e il mio pisellino gliccato corre verso di lui con un calcio rotante:

[jaunty knoll]

I've upgraded it since then

[pearl coral]

class is monday and sparring friday

[lofty kindle]

Well done.

[pearl coral]

twill be perfect for our hijinks

[lucid atlas]

they call me the photographer...

[jaunty knoll]

Yeah I'm good at building but it takes me longer than most people. Or at least longer than it looks compared to YouTubers 😭

[lucid atlas]

pretty fun landing these hits and shooting a few pictures with em

[pearl coral]

instead of building i just Disappear a villager and then take his house

[jaunty knoll]

I just start with something small then exponentially start growing it. It often looks like shit and then I fix it

[jaunty knoll]

I can make you a nice hovel, or a manor, or a keep.

[pearl coral]

i would figure a manor would be good

i really rely on villagers

[jaunty knoll]

Posh man:"MANOOORRR"

Normal man:"House"

[pearl coral]

it's fun to level them up and expand the village and basically have little questgivers at your disposal

also sad to see them die or turn into zombies

[jaunty knoll]

Turn into John wick when my villager dies

If my bees die then I become doom guy

[pearl coral]

one time i was mining in the cave outside the village and a zombie villager appeared inside and i knew what would be waiting for me on the surface

[jaunty knoll]

1000 block stare lmao

[earnest tapir]

guys say the name of the game (wrong answers only)

[jaunty knoll]

Quarter knife

[scarlet creek]

2 of them now

[jaunty knoll]

@pearl coral when are you playing?

[pearl coral]

probably sometime tomorrow

i hope to get one or two more people in on it so we can have a more complete party

[south swan]

hello guys

how yall been?

[lucid atlas]

pretty nice

[south swan]

pretty cool

[pearl coral]

zame

[south swan]

nice!

[pearl coral]

Minecraft; Crossbows or Bows ? Discuss.,

[jaunty knoll]

Bows

[raven ore]

bow

[jaunty knoll]

Crossbow takes too long and there's a bit of time after loading the crossbow that you just can't shoot

[earnest tapir]

use the chinese semi auto

[pearl coral]

they're convenient to switch to and immediately fire off but i like how normal bows are a lot more versatile

[jaunty knoll]

This is Minecraft

Switching to your tropical fish is faster than reloading

[raven ore]

minecraft bow range finder

[pearl coral]

axes or swords .?

[jaunty knoll]

Sword

[pearl coral]

for me it depends on what im fighting

[jaunty knoll]

I prefer not to fight unless I have to.

[pearl coral]

i almost exclusively use swords for zombies because they group up the most

it's really good to have a cleric villager that you can basically become a witcher for

rotten flesh for emeralds sign me up

[jaunty knoll]

Medallions humming

I have pictures of modern castle. Should I send here or DM?

[pearl coral]

here !

[trim copper]

bow

[jaunty knoll]

I'll send the photos individually as they all need captions to explain what they are

[pearl coral]

i really want to be able to use an enchanted trident but they're hard to come by

[trim copper]

bows are always better than crossbows because it's easier to craft them and missing doesn't punish you on the bow as much as on the crossbow

[slender pasture]

Whats good my local Ragamuffins :)

[spark quartz]

oooh that's actually a good question

@lofty kindle will armor have a quality slider that determines how battle worn or pristine armor is?

[jaunty knoll]

Side project, customs office with dock and trading goods, across the water from the castle.

[slender pasture]

I wanna play Minecraft again goddamn 😭

[jaunty knoll]

The dock is kinda shoddy lol idk how to build them. And I never used references when building so I made it from memory

[pearl coral]

there is already more beat up armor, but having totally "battle worn" armor isnt accurate at all

imo the stuff we already have is as dinged up as it should get

[slender pasture]

Part of the last city I have built...

[jaunty knoll]

What if you're really poor and your kettle has a dent

[pearl coral]

if you're too poor to make your kettle hat look nice you're too poor to have a kettle hat

[jaunty knoll]

Looks like Kuttenberg lol

What if you perchance found it

[slender pasture]

You got the inspiration right haha

[jaunty knoll]

Sigismund's sausages are there somewhere

[pearl coral]

love the little tents, i love camping out with tents stored in bundles

[lofty kindle]

Nothing like an aesthetic/style slider. There will be different qualities of armor this is already present in the demo. There has been consideration/plans for gear degradation. To what extant is the question. This is one of those planned not promised things.

[slender pasture]

Also made a version of Nebakov

[jaunty knoll]

I made a motte that's inspired by nebakov

[slender pasture]

Yeah thats the tournament place, but the city is like double as big now but I have no motivation to continue building since none of my friends play anymore

[pearl coral]

a lot of people dont think about it but the poorer you look on the battlefield the more likely it is that you're going to get murked without any consideration

[jaunty knoll]

My brotha. We may share a motive

[pearl coral]

do you vant to tag along for our medieval adventure tomorrah

[jaunty knoll]

I'm open to do survival but I prefer building in creative

And medieval builds are my speciality so if you ever need a helper then give me a shout

[slender pasture]

I have no server sadly, but I would play for sure. I mostly do survival though

[pearl coral]

i'll create a GC right now

[slender pasture]

Of course good sire

[jaunty knoll]

Btw guys I don't really feel comfortable with voice chat. Just an FYI

[pearl coral]

im going to put my carriage idea to work in transporting materials

[pearl coral]

yeah that's cool

minecraft is one of the MP games you can get away with text chatting in lol

[jaunty knoll]

Exactly

[slender pasture]

I am open to voice chat but chatting is also totally ok

[pearl coral]

boat with chest on a lead held by a player on horseback

[slender pasture]

Haha, whats your plan guys like a little settlement with a castle or what do you have in mind?

First I gotta search a Willie spawner though

[jaunty knoll]

Well I'm not sure I just agreed to this lol

[slender pasture]

[pearl coral]

i personally would like to lord over a village and work to expand / defend it

[jaunty knoll]

I can immediately get to work on earthworks

[pearl coral]

build a little manor and fortifications, level up all the traders and build some more housing, more iron golems, and then go out and kill as many pillagers as we can muster

[slender pasture]

I will try to build in manor lords style with plots I think, I wanted to try that forever now

[jaunty knoll]

Manor looooordsss

[slender pasture]

🤘

[pearl coral]

oh my gosh i could probably make a goated panzerhosen skin ...

[jaunty knoll]

Only bad thing about manor lords is you don't get the occasional "woooood please" like in AOE

I have a margrave Jobst skin

[slender pasture]

Hahaha really?

[jaunty knoll]

Yes I've got a few skins imported

[slender pasture]

Conquest reforged would be really really nice for details and armor but that shit is complicated

[jaunty knoll]

Dagoth Ur, tenshinhan, Jobst and a couple others

[jaunty knoll]

Is that the one weird medieval mod that has insanely detailed building?

[slender pasture]

Exactly

[jaunty knoll]

That mod is kinda muggy

Like the vibe is grey

Ykwim?

[pearl coral]

i was planning on going vanilla just for convenience in hosting and stuff

[slender pasture]

Once made Suchdol too, I just remembered haha

[pearl coral]

i really like vanilla

[slender pasture]

Totally but it has so cool stuff

[slender pasture]

Thats totally ok, I also love vanilla.

[jaunty knoll]

Someday I'll reach a higher level of building. But it's like drawing for me, I only do it occasionally

[wanton portal]

Do you guys have any screenshots with the most devastating gut punches in the game?

[slender pasture]

God damn yeah it takes time my builds were ass at the beginning

[jaunty knoll]

Lol nothing beats a dirt hut

I used to only build houses

[slender pasture]

💀

[jaunty knoll]

Once I got better I moved onto castles and things

[tepid warren]

#work-in-progress message Not Lupus.

[jaunty knoll]

My issue is I always try to build with NO references so it's entirely made up or from memory

[slender pasture]

Can be better but you have to have a big palette of ideas in your head

Ig I will build from memory this time too since I have build way to much stuff with inspiration

[jaunty knoll]

Exterior castle

Views of inside the walls

[pearl coral]

peak

[jaunty knoll]

I'll show you the inside of that little building outside the keep

[gloomy crest]

Taking a trip to Flrobulon-prime is it as nice as everyone says?

[jaunty knoll]

Weird bedroom/study. Again I have no references so I just make this shit up

Lol happy birthday in the bottom left

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/akiyama-yakuza4-yakuza5-yakuza-meme-gif-25779818

[jaunty knoll]

I'm on my phone and don't have the patience to upload screenshots

Interior planning of the keep. This is the first floor.

I plan to make a dungeon

Then add a room with loads of gold in it like fable 3

[pearl coral]

Acept FREND requst

[sonic basalt]

i hope that once early access comes out we get some jack chains atop maille armor

[jaunty knoll]

Gramr

[sonic basalt]

also how do i change my discord time bro its 3 pm but saying messages are being sent at 12 pm

[jaunty knoll]

Now I hav fren

[wanton portal]

Decking a willie in the schnoz will always be satisfying no matter what

[jaunty knoll]

Are you ready blud?
Aye aye mandem!
Man can't heeeaar you
Aye aye mandem!

[wanton portal]

https://tenor.com/view/punch-face-rubber-gif-13759112

[sonic basalt]

vro

[viral thistle]

i think this is lowkey one of the most fun fight modes, and whether intentional or not there's a great dynamic to the tech demo design where when i die, i sort of don't mind starting over because the first few fights are fist fights, and it feels like having dessert for breakfast

[jaunty pendant]

whast the shader name

[runic cove]

What is genuinely the origin of this screenshot, is it the earliest ever willie or a joke thing

[halcyon lake]

When is it releasing

[runic cove]

Im starving for early access

[dim lion]

I know someone gonna flame me about this but if you enjoy building in Minecraft and making intricate builds, you'd love Vintage Story.
It has a chiseling system where you can knock voxels out of blocks and add different blocks to your piece to make some crazy things.

here is the church I'm making

[dim lion]

Early access releases Q4 of this year!

(Oct-Dec)

[drowsy finch]

Voxel….

[dim lion]

[drowsy finch]

I don’t know what this means

[dim lion]

PREGNANT

[runic cove]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-but-i-want-it-now-gif-26307521

uh oh

oof

[dim lion]

zip bomb

[runic cove]

[dim lion]

(you'll get gif perms automatically from just chatting)

Check yer rank in #stat-rank-check with /rank, level 2 is gif/image perms

[runic cove]

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/jump-attack-cyberpunk2077-fly-attack-motorcycle-attack-blade-attack-gif-26927820

[high geyser]

is this game vr aswell?

[drowsy finch]

Mantis blades are so fucking cool

[drowsy finch]

Theoretically, sure!👍🏻

[runic cove]

Bro i cant wait for the gamepad support

[high geyser]

alright thanks

[dim lion]

not currently but with Unreal Engine VR injector (or whatever it's called) I have seen people make a very primitive version

Not sure if anybody released it publicly.

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-cat-glorp-cat-glerp-alien-gif-1655357165594988381

[dim lion]

controller support is already in, but only for certain controllers (and the controls are a bit funky tbh). More accessibility like better controller support will be coming with EA I believe

[drowsy finch]

Chat i have to stick some iron in my mouth and pull the trigger

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/nervous-glorp-glorp-glorp-cat-nervous-gulp-cat-gif-6405647114975741623

[drowsy finch]

I just choked on a seed in a call </3

[dim lion]

I beg your pardon

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-deployed-alien-cat-gif-10264569409756179931

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-stick-some-iron-up-your-mouth-and-pull-the-trigger-johnny-silverhand-gif-26931703

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/vintage-story-hood-irony-perc-40-gif-16306990124140556026

[runic cove]

Does it work for xbox one s controllers?

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/glorpflex-glorp-flex-flexing-cat-gif-237031439715906425

williee glorp

[dim lion]

I think so!

I think Xbox controllers are the only supported ones at the moment

[runic cove]

Does the latest demo have controller support or

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-those-who-know-corvid-stillwater-phonk-gif-3624124372213078304

[drowsy finch]

Crow!

[keen cedar]

crows are lowk cute

[drowsy finch]

I love crows

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/those-who-snow-those-who-snow-cat-gif-6299750748532064860

[runic cove]

What about pigeons

[keen cedar]

what animal do u not love

[keen cedar]

pigeons are cool

[drowsy finch]

I like those guys too

[runic cove]

Those fat pigeons

[keen cedar]

what

[runic cove]

They look like a ball sometimes

[drowsy finch]

Need to think on that

[keen cedar]

they're lowk cute

[runic cove]

Yes

[drowsy finch]

I think hippos kinda suck

[keen cedar]

very

they could kill you

[drowsy finch]

The humble rock dove

https://tenor.com/view/oiseau-stupide-iphone-manger-graine-gif-14385321854564327577

[keen cedar]

i love feeding pigeons and ducks

[runic cove]

I love pugs but i feel bad because they cant breath properly

[keen cedar]

what

[drowsy finch]

I don’t like dogs

[keen cedar]

they cant breathe properly

?

[keen cedar]

why

dogs are fun

[drowsy finch]

Cause of their fucked up faces

[keen cedar]

w h a t

[drowsy finch]

Their face anatomy makes it hard for them to breathe

[drowsy finch]

Too loud and too energetic

And messy

[keen cedar]

i mean i get it

i like cats more and i own one

[keen cedar]

one of my friends owns an australian shepherd and oh boy he is messy

he always breaks ssomething and then makes a non guilty look

[dim lion]

why bully 🥀

[keen cedar]

animal violence

[dim lion]

be nice to bird

bird is chill

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-gif-11078744543061587590

[dim lion]

they are also malleable like liquid

[dim lion]

drip chicken 🥀

[keen cedar]

yes

drippy chicken

[drowsy finch]

I am not responsible for the greed of animals

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-swim-chicken-chicken-in-pool-chicken-swimming-chicken-floatie-gif-27321620

[keen cedar]

wha

they just want food

[dim lion]

this is indisputable proof that chickens float

[keen cedar]

yes

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/drip-chicken-drip-drip-chicken-chicken-gif-27284399

[dim lion]

you literally are LIVESTOCK

[keen cedar]

the government has been hding it away from us

[dim lion]

the government wants us to think that chickens sink

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/spec-ops-the-line-captain-martin-walker-this-wasnt-my-fault-riggs-dubai-gif-15545937970370451812

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-bird-legs-gif-7418853116988366584

what bvird is that again

[dim lion]

I just want everyone here to know that Sylvester Stallone still has the turtles from Rocky. They are 49 years old

[dim lion]

Oingi

(kiwi)

[keen cedar]

what are yall opinion on shoebill

the bird that will terrify a vietnam veteran

[dim lion]

he chill

https://tenor.com/view/shoebill-gif-26928917

[keen cedar]

they look and sound terrifying in my opinion

[dim lion]

They look goofy

flamingo genes went off kilter

[dim lion]

how I look at the Amazon worker when they deliver 30kg of peanut butter cookies to my house

[keen cedar]

what about terror birds

somehow ostrich is apart of it

well

ostriches can hurt you

itss not that bad-

[dim lion]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GtIB80JbMAAD_Lq.gif

[drowsy finch]

I could beat all of them

[cobalt dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/chicken-rooster-drip-cool-tekken-gif-13482827544967085222

FUCK

I hate this 😭

[indigo hare]

I don’t think you know how development works. The WIP posts are sneak peaks of what’s to come. Do you honesty think the entire team is solely working on one single asset at a time? Thats pretty uh….silly….of you, dont you think? And donations? Everything you’ve played has been free and they haven’t taken ANY donations

go read the server #rules please

[hazy cipher]

no you meant it, now you are just backpedaling

[lofty kindle]

Should have used the poem about no patchie.

[indigo hare]

No problem. Rage baiting isn’t welcome, you’ll be removed if you do so again

[lofty kindle]

Be gentle I think there was an attempt at humor here.

https://tenor.com/view/rocket-failure-explode-explosion-blast-off-fail-gif-17408893

[indigo hare]

No worries

[lofty kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/dont-poke-the-bear-gif-9854705

[drowsy finch]

Back in my day we called it “trolling” and we added a funny face to make it sillier!

[indigo hare]

Again, read the server rules. Now the community manager even vouched for you, stop if you want to stay here. Or dont, and get removed. It takes me 10 seconds to type it out, it’s not a big deal to me same as it isn’t for you

[unkempt zodiac]

:P

XD is also a good one

[drowsy finch]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-face-gif-18385280231664047249

[indigo hare]

Oh boy.

It’s literally the first rule

[scarlet cradle]

_ _

[unkempt zodiac]

he's doubling down

[indigo hare]

Alright it’s clear Youre just gonna keep going

What the fuck does “no baiting” mean to you?

Jesus Christmas crackers

Goodbye my friend

[drowsy finch]

This is just like the Breaking Bad episode where skyler buys the car wash ‼️ ‼️ ‼️

[waxen zenith]

Hello how are you I'm fine thank you

I wish I were a bird

[west echo]

How do i use the tag

[hazy cipher]

wasnt that a bit overkill, to kick him for a lil bit of trolling

didnt see what he wrote last tho

[indigo hare]

No

He had his multiple chances, even from the community manager

Some people just like speedrunning

[hazy cipher]

schizoposting with a little touch of weirdo and wtf mixed into it

interesting

[raven ore]

you try

[waxen zenith]

Hi try

[lime knoll]

I remember my first time

[warm shoal]

Does talking about the UFC count as political, specifically about DDP Vs khamzat chimaev, or is that just completely off topic

Is this an off topic channel or is it still about half sword

[lime knoll]

MMA isn’t political

But off topic yeh

[warm shoal]

Alr good I just wanted to make sure

[unkempt zodiac]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ is the half sword chat

this channel is for anything

[warm shoal]

Cuz I got banned from schedule 1 for spamming eggs

And I don't wanna be banned again

[lime knoll]

Probably not something to admit

[warm shoal]

I can see why but, why do you think I shouldn't

Anyways schedule 1 kinda got boring for me after unlocking the snow

[jaunty knoll]

I've considered it but I'm not convinced by the art style

[warm shoal]

Is spamming in fist fights still viable or do I have a reason to actually fight slowly now

[jaunty knoll]

Fist fighting is easier if you properly pull punches

[jaunty knoll]

You can make some strong hits if you wind up first

And make a shot accurately

A good knock to the side of the head will do them in

[warm shoal]

So is footwork important now or can I just fight like DDP

[jaunty knoll]

Footwork not really a thing you can do much about

[slate summit]

Fellas. Lets be real. White monster energy is the only good energy drink

[warm shoal]

I kinda wanna play the game but I'm low-key too lazy to wait

[jaunty knoll]

You can play it now

[warm shoal]

Wait so is it useful for fist fights

Footwork

[jaunty knoll]

No you just walk near them

[warm shoal]

Or can you still run

[hazy cipher]

bro just play the game

[jaunty knoll]

Are we talking about footwork or running?

[warm shoal]

Holding shift and tapping wasd

So footwork I guess

[jaunty knoll]

That's running

[warm shoal]

Oh

I thought running was just non stop

[jaunty knoll]

Go to the right if you want to hit on their right.

If you need an opening you can hit their arm out the way

[warm shoal]

Wait one question, if I talk about a youtuber and I'm not promoting I'm just saying they have good clips or something, is that considered promotion, if I only tell you in DMs or something about him

[jaunty knoll]

You can recommend them

Just don't ride their meat in the channel I guess

[warm shoal]

Alr twodoorcoupe on YouTube has some insanely good fist fighting clips

Alr

Not insanely good then, they're just cool to watch

[neat tundra]

is this twodoorcoupe's alt account

[warm shoal]

Nah

Honestly

Like

[neat tundra]

Im kidding im kidding

[jaunty knoll]

Drama detected

[warm shoal]

Ok

But seriously check it out

[neat tundra]

I have no idea who he is

[warm shoal]

He has like 200 subs, very underrated

I'm just saying

[jaunty knoll]

Half sword is a game I prefer to play as opposed to watch people play

[warm shoal]

Wait so how do I get it

[jaunty knoll]

On steam

Search up half sword demo

[neat tundra]

its also downloadable on epic games

[warm shoal]

And then what?

[jaunty knoll]

Download and play

[warm shoal]

Ok

[tawny seal]

helo skidibi guys

[jaunty knoll]

Pmo

[waxen zenith]

Ts

[jaunty knoll]

This buffoonery fills me with rage

[dim lion]

silence

[tawny seal]

no thank u

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-neco-arc-wine-melty-blood-neco-arc-melty-neco-arc-melty-blood-gif-27245602

[dim lion]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-master-chief-fuck-neco-arc-gif-24178949

[tawny seal]

https://tenor.com/view/die-spongebob-meme-gif-754776035690869996

[spare token]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-anakin-star-wars-gif-26783022

[warm shoal]

You know what, eggs

Wait does it ban you if you say brain rot

Oh ok

[keen cedar]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-noted-glorp-noted-glorp-noting-this-down-alien-cat-gif-11958671377507601335

[keen cedar]

itw ont ban you

idk if it will but mot likely not

[lofty kindle]

No you just get publicly shamed #🧠rot

[tulip copper]

can we do a group cuddle puddle

[oak olive]

im overrated

i have 35 subs i think

[warm shoal]

Wait

low-key DDP knocks out khamzat chimaev by decision in the 7th round

[oak olive]

?

[dreamy oracle]

yes

[pure kindle]

i just smoked the entire planet jupiter

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-deployed-alien-cat-gif-10264569409756179931

[gloomy crest]

whens the new update

[pure kindle]

depends on if you want it now or when its done

[gloomy crest]

now

?

how i get it rn

[pure kindle]

you missed the joke sorry i cannot help

[unreal bay]

Bag of sacks

[gloomy crest]

dang

[autumn laurel]

everytime someone asks it gets pushed back 😦

[unreal bay]

True

[autumn laurel]

Q2 of next year now

[gloomy crest]

whens the new update like deadass

[unreal bay]

Sadly

[unreal bay]

No update

[gloomy crest]

no update why

[unreal bay]

Cause it's a demo

[gloomy crest]

ohh yeah

but will multiplayer realy be worked on

[unreal bay]

#faq

[gloomy crest]

i know

[pure kindle]

bro

[indigo hare]

Then you already know

[unreal bay]

Then there you go

[pure kindle]

are you 9

[gloomy crest]

dude im belguim

[pure kindle]

the whole country?

[unreal bay]

Thats not an age

[gloomy crest]

age

why u need my age

[indigo hare]

lol that was the typo of a lifetime huh

[oak olive]

so fucking read it

[spare token]

woah calm down man

[gloomy crest]

what did i misspell

[unreal bay]

Now now

[indigo hare]

FAQ

[unreal bay]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-cat-heart-the-beating-heart-how-can-i-deliver-blood-and-oxygen-gif-3834012234848023251

[oak olive]

every person who joins does this though 😭 😭😭😭😭

[pure kindle]

how many times do yall have to answer all of those questions in that order and cadence

[unreal bay]

True

[indigo hare]

A lot but Thats literally what we are here for so

[unkempt zodiac]

when will blood be added

[unreal bay]

Just #faq them

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/oblivion-ratatouille-dark-brotherhood-we-know-обливион-gif-25371522

[gloomy crest]

dude im sorry my friend ask me when multiplayer is every week

[unkempt zodiac]

do NOT #faq new members

[indigo hare]

Dont worry about it

[unreal bay]

🤣

[indigo hare]

I forgive you

[gloomy crest]

ok

[unreal bay]

Tell em no MP till 2029

[gloomy crest]

ok

[keen cedar]

no multiplayer until the core death of earth

[pure kindle]

like they said, every time you ask they delay it, pretty sure garry did that with some gmod thing once

[gloomy crest]

did it

[gloomy crest]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[unreal bay]

Gmod when??

+1 month

[oak olive]

i ddo

do

[keen cedar]

what about reverse psychology

[oak olive]

most of the time

[indigo hare]

Go #faq yourself

[keen cedar]

what if we saay we dont want multiplayer

will they add it

[pure kindle]

no

[oak olive]

ok hold on

[gloomy crest]

ama do no killing challinge wish me luck

[pure kindle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1355662246524747886.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=GlorpCokeExplodeBackflipXD

[oak olive]

ok i read faq

[keen cedar]

good luck

[keen cedar]

peacekeper

keeper

[gloomy crest]

fr

[oak olive]

i would send a fire song but it has bad word in the title :(

[autumn laurel]

Pacifist run, can only force surrender no drawing blood allowed 🙏

[gloomy crest]

naa i a mesquato i dont know how to spell it but it tried to fly away i slapped that shit mid air my aim is just good

[keen cedar]

mosquito?

[oak olive]

no

mesquato

[keen cedar]

what is mesquato

[gloomy crest]

uuh

[oak olive]

its what they're talking about

thats how its spelled

[gloomy crest]

oh ok thx im belguim so my spelling is dogshit

[oak olive]

its ok pal

you'll get better ❤️

[keen cedar]

mescato??

[oak olive]

no mesqato

[gloomy crest]

wait the mosquito is immortle i slapped it all blood over my hands but i dont see the dead body

am i cooked

[oak olive]

no no its mesqato

[keen cedar]

its MOSQUITO-

[oak olive]

it is not

[keen cedar]

stsop bullying the belgian

[oak olive]

mesqato

im not bullying him im helping him

[keen cedar]

mesqato isnt a real thing

[oak olive]

idk

[gloomy crest]

maybe

[oak olive]

[gloomy crest]

aa shit

i see like 12 mosquitos noe

now

tf i did

[oak olive]

no its spelled noe

[gloomy crest]

ohhh

noe

ok

[oak olive]

if you have an irish accent

ya

[gloomy crest]

noe in belguim is nu

so its the same huh

[oak olive]

nice

[gloomy crest]

wierd its now i saw online

but its noe

[oak olive]

👍

[gloomy crest]

...

u typed so long for that

[oak olive]

mb

[gloomy crest]

np

[pure kindle]

bruh i aint readin allat

[keen cedar]

hm

[autumn laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goon-star-wars-stormtrooper-move-along-move-gif-12464798

[oak olive]

huh

eriscordant

more like

[misty yarrow]

🧍‍♂️

[oak olive]

iridescdent 😂

[misty yarrow]

u scared me

i think my free mode got glitched, it has everything locked..

[oak olive]

?

[keen cedar]

excuse me WHAT

I SHOT HER IN THE HAND WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE DIED

[pure kindle]

so dramatic

[idle nest]

gang the crashing pmo ngl

[pure kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[idle nest]

❌

[pure kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[idle nest]

i need to close out everything and have gore to the minimum and i have a 5070 💔

just to not crash for a little while

[pure kindle]

skill issue, hit the gym

[idle nest]

[keen cedar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GtIB80JbMAAD_Lq.gif

[zenith dirge]

Bubby driving

yall fell silent for 10 minutes over me driving a golf cart

[lime harness]

Rate the lunch

We got

3 air fried hashbrowns

I'm living the good life

[oak olive]

mustve hit an artery

[worldly vapor]

does anyone her understand consumer and producer surplus on the demand curve

help me

[kind kernel]

I know whats in the WIP bags

An update

[worldly vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/half-sword-funny-confiscated-ominous-meme-gif-15499741898661421269

[coarse token]

bro reached inf speed and gone after lif

[keen cedar]

then explain the fact that i shot somebody one time in the arm and 2 timese in the body and they LIVED

[kind kernel]

I can’t kill the baron because my shitty ram keeps making my game crash

[keen cedar]

you can keep playing after the game crahes

crashes

[oak olive]

must have shitty ass aim

[spark quartz]

milatis

[keen cedar]

i shot them near the liver

[kind kernel]

If you swing too fast or too hard it closes the game out

Or if you die

[oak olive]

but you still missed ❤️

my point stands

[keen cedar]

i shot them IN the liver

[oak olive]

nope

too late to change your words pal

[worldly vapor]

js play item asylum on roblox

[keen cedar]

ready or not put 99.9% of development into guns and 1% into realism

[kind kernel]

That’s nice bin

[kind kernel]

It’s still a very good game

[keen cedar]

yes

i know

[worldly vapor]

making a swat game where u have to actually be swat would be cool

[keen cedar]

swat 4

[kind kernel]

I was gonna say

[worldly vapor]

rainbow six

[kind kernel]

Idk why RoN lets me be border patrol

Makes no sense

[keen cedar]

packgod humblee him

chop his liver off

[worldly vapor]

holy shit I understand supply and demand curve now

LETS GO!

[spark quartz]

glorp

[worldly vapor]

it was RUINIGN. MY. LIFE.

[mighty badger]

THERE IS NO FUCKING WAYYYYYY😭 😭 😭

ONE YEAR BEFORE 99

ONE

YEAR

A SINGLE TURN

[worldly vapor]

WHJAT IS THIS SLOP GAME

[mighty badger]

9 FUCKING KINGS BINBOWS

WHYYYYY

PLEASE GOD JUST LET ME GET TO 99

[worldly vapor]

9KINGS É MAL

NO BOM

[dry shale]

i think part of the problem is you have letters in your numbers

[mighty badger]

nuh uh

its to scale

[worldly vapor]

ummm hats just a sicentific notation.. hah../

[mighty badger]

the motherfucking fodder is doing 99999999999+ every hit

[worldly vapor]

[dry shale]

bruh??????

[mighty badger]

GOD IS GOOD

[mighty badger]

you are meant to stop at year 30

stuff gets ridiculous past year 60

[dry shale]

well that explains it

[mighty badger]

yeah

its a challenge in the community

to get to year 99 or past that

hold on i have a video

the gameplay will be weird as fuck because as i said you are NOT meant to be that far

[dry shale]

balatro type shit honestly

[mighty badger]

its base building balatro

here you go a portion of peak

[worldly vapor]

MY EARS

[slate summit]

Alright fellow men

I have a question

[worldly vapor]

THIS SHIT IS THE HOTTEST NEW TRACK OF THE YEAR

[slate summit]

Do you use a Straight Razor or disposable (Multi blade) Razor to shave?

[dry shale]

what the fuck

[mighty badger]

disposable, wish i had a straight but its expensive

basically the cost of a hunting knife here

[slate summit]

How much is that?

[mighty badger]

best path of action is buying a hunting knife

and using that

cuz its cooler

its around 80 - 120 bucks

[dry shale]

about the cost of a straight razor

[worldly vapor]

I use a sword

[mighty badger]

in half?

[worldly vapor]

Cut my sword in half

[slate summit]

I also use those disposable ones rn. Thinking about switching to a straight razor though

[mighty badger]

yes

[dry shale]

she half on my sword

[mighty badger]

until i hedgeborn

[worldly vapor]

willie half on my sword till I run out of Renaissance Wax

💔

[keen palm]

like barber style or disposable single razor blade

[slate summit]

Just a disposable single blade one

Barber Style maybe later

[mighty badger]

I DID THE THING

[slate summit]

But I wouldnt start with that

[mighty badger]

I NINED THE KINGS

[keen palm]

barber style would like triple the labour required to shave

w sharpening and all

[slate summit]

aww man why is goo n a brainrot word

[dry shale]

now get to 199 years

[mighty badger]

you got it

https://tenor.com/view/always-sunny-in-philadelphia-danny-devito-gif-27247841

[keen palm]

king of kings is this a reference to the achaemenid empire

[small spoke]

https://tenor.com/view/foenem-bands-foenem-may-you-spare-me-a-few-bands-cat-money-money-gif-2268887974107818049

[mighty badger]

probably

maybe jesus too

oh shit everything turned to red

[dry shale]

missed chance to say look upon my works ye mighty and despair

[oak olive]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bTKV__tPoJw?feature=share

[mighty badger]

i created lucifer

[pure kindle]

my friends the diablo 2 cow level

https://tenor.com/view/cow-hell-cow-level-bovine-gif-15155554

my friends it is time to moo

[mighty badger]

time to m00?

https://tenor.com/view/halfsword-half-sword-m00-skill-issue-gif-13890940080337887031

[pure kindle]

stay a while and listen

[dry shale]

no

[pure kindle]

nobody ever listens

[gloomy crest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1344011183694282899/1379227020999004250/dontsaythat.gif

[mighty badger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086506182090440794/1396553727594205305/image0.gif

[keen cedar]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GtIB80JbMAAD_Lq.gif

[mighty badger]

i like the concept of hiking games

Peak proved it works

physics based games in general seem to be getting a popularity spike

[small spoke]

Death stranding maybe although it does have some combat views are beautiful tho

[mighty badger]

DS is abnormally good

[mighty badger]

i hike and trail in real life so the "boring" part is the best one for me

seeing those beatiful sceneries is worth more than shooting up mules

[coarse token]

bro changed verses in one ride

[mighty badger]

omfg

its freddy fazbars

[coarse token]

hur hur hur har har har har harr

[coarse token]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-foster-gif-23991719

[keen cedar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935516347021033508/1379753511184502845/attachment-6.gif

[coarse token]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-larry-cat-chat-larry-meme-chat-meme-cat-gif-10061556685042597078

[keen cedar]

chica wouldnt go aaway

[coarse token]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-wizard-pizza-gif-10679363666336772915

ai ahh

[heady void]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1157378095263793253/1397042567073239051/attachment-28.gif

[oak olive]

what a bunch of polite young men

[mighty badger]

why is the pot talking

[oak olive]

:(

[mighty badger]

oh hi mud

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/butter-dog-gif-19098317

[wild mason]

we weantwant update

[mighty badger]

knocked the mf cold

[mighty badger]

english only

[wild mason]

perdon

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/john-marston-john-live-reaction-live-reaction-red-dead-redemption-rdr1-gif-8311226191766123734

[spark quartz]

ignore saxaphone he's musically disabled

[wild mason]

sasafon o noo

[mighty badger]

tf you mean musically disabled

just musically disabled?

i feel offended

[spark quartz]

don't freak out

[mighty badger]

i already have

[spark quartz]

zamn kang

[mighty badger]

silly

have i ever told the definition of nine kings

[keen cedar]

the voices tell me to do silly things

[mighty badger]

whimsical even?

perhaps, ludicrous?

[keen cedar]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/516504307902971904/1206315882171731979/enough.gif

what kind of curse are u spelling

my eye hurts

[mighty badger]

this curse

[keen cedar]

wild card

[mighty badger]

the numbers do bad things to me

first it was balatro

took my mind for months

now

THIS

I CANT PLAY WITH MATH IT IS ADDICTING

[keen cedar]

i parry ur curse with water

my eye no more hurts

https://tenor.com/view/tennis-tennis-ball-tennis-ball-bird-meme-discord-gif-539136519197355099

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-i-get-you-meme-funny-ironic-cat-gif-9855517805039850747

what armor lets one do

[lime knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-just-typing-shit-bro-just-typing-shit-gif-18336060238854257551

[high briar]

Unc IS james bond

[lime knoll]

Brunc (bro unc) might be Bond

[wraith panther]

Libera me ex hoc carcere, relinque animam tuam.

Can you guys translate this

Foreign ghost in my room is whispering ts to me at night

[gusty lintel]

Is the Lenovo loq good for gaming

[sterile abyss]

Half sword needs to add frontflips

[gilded vine]

halfsword needs multiplayer

[pearl coral]

haf sword irl

[keen cedar]

halfsword needs to add martial arts

[sturdy yarrow]

Will there be a live concert for halfsword

With live willes fighting

[heady void]

i want a live recreation of the willie arena

willie needs to be added to super smash bros

[sturdy yarrow]

With accurate physics

[heady void]

yes

[sturdy yarrow]

He does

[safe cliff]

cool to see that im still too terrible to beat the baron rounds without tweaking the damage to player 😔

[modest nest]

anyone here doin modding?

im just asking with HS enhanser how do you strengthen your grip to the point where you can sent willies flying?

[vernal crow]

dj picha

[vernal crow]

uhhhmmm #modders-guild-hall

[modest nest]

no one is active in guild hall

[modest nest]

birb

[vernal crow]

fuck

CODE

HES NOT SENDING THE COOOODEEEE

[lofty kindle]

1969

[vernal crow]

STOOPID

SERVICES

[raven ore]

7420

[pearl coral]

@mighty badger

[mighty badger]

Yo

[mighty badger]

Oh thats neat bro

Any historical explanation for the iron belly thingy?

That helmet is so cool too

Is the visibility and mobility ok?

[verbal geyser]

This is GAS 🙏🙏🙏🔥

[dry shale]

pregnant armor

[dry shale]

peak

[mighty badger]

Only acceptable answer

[forest falcon]

https://psv4.userapi.com/s/v1/d2/pkMQgvgIqNa1d1M8H3UNpii2xBCUyHNQbTB7ewybvOauNQ4cKSzNnxfdf7nQQjbG0j9Wl1mDzBh-_uNiclqZqlJ6GVZn5WyzlGomXYFlZ9nClgykp2n55DhFGJXwY9o1-CfYjHSp2XHt/OiGmzdNGmpRRYj4OPyhF6jcPVMo5uUvICpnO3NTnzK-p5_38BQvdSs22P42DbGP7_1vXFqkNeaIULHQLyla4yHUa.gif

[mighty badger]

Too many slaught-o-matics?

[forest falcon]

temu guns

[dry shale]

nerf guns

[raven ore]

to reduce blunt impact

or help glance stuff

[mighty badger]

Ah I see, so maybe bloated armor could be meta?

Make it all bloat in the chest area and make all the empty space padded

[dry shale]

that would be pretty heavy

[mighty badger]

Skill issue

Me personally, I would be able to run and climb with it

[raven ore]

the kasten brust

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/jumping-for-joy-halo-ce-halo1-halo-jumping-for-joy-halo1master-chief-gif-27196264

[forest falcon]

this gif makes my head hurt

[pearl coral]

?

[pearl coral]

yes ! heavy tho

[empty pendant]

How does thou, claim-ith thy Contentist Creatorist Role-ith?

[lime knoll]

GAS?????

[mighty badger]

How did they get to the conclusion that making iron fat is effective

[lime knoll]

MASK MASK MASK

[mighty badger]

Maketh Halfsword content, my dear companion.

And then report it to the moderators of this here realm

The latest available one in that matter.

[empty pendant]

I haveth alreadyith postedith oneith videoith on youtubeith

[mighty badger]

https://tenor.com/view/orb-orb-pondering-wizard-horse-plinko-plinko-gif-24381668

[empty pendant]

:3

Ith

[raven ore]

mango

mustard

[empty pendant]

Ith

[raven ore]

67

[mighty badger]

:3ith??

Stoo

Stop

No 67ith

[empty pendant]

Mangoith mustardith sixtyith seventhith

[mighty badger]

Nice. Killshot wants to see if he can get CC role btw :D

[empty pendant]

Im confused dangith you ith

[mighty badger]

I shalt depart now.

To a different world, a realm of dreams wich I achieve in my state of deep slumber

[empty pendant]

50mg melatonin-ith is all i need-ith cause insomnia-ith

[mighty badger]

Wait a fucking minute I read a choom in thy notes

That is indubitably nova.

[acoustic sedge]

npcs in games where they just pretend to hit buttons on uninteractable computers

[empty pendant]

Yesith choombatta it's indubitably, most delightfully is Nova

[waxen vigil]

I found this old playtest clip and i'm struggling to figure out what the hell I was trying to do here

[vernal crow]

first:why its so lagging

[empty pendant]

Thats how you stab withith swordith

[vernal crow]

ima go working

goodbye everyone

[mighty badger]

You tried to halfsword but the enemy said fuck you imma keep my stance

Goodbye brick

[empty pendant]

Goodbyith

Choom

[mighty badger]

Ith

[empty pendant]

Touchèitĥ

Chatith deadith

[pearl coral]

globular

makes stuff glide off easy

if it's too flat it'll take all the force

[lime knoll]

[acoustic sedge]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-jarvis-jarvis-dr-doom-rdj-jarvis-jarvis-meme-iron-man-gif-17000440552689415625

[oak olive]

cool helmet

[pearl coral]

fanks

[oak olive]

oh god rubbing alcohol smell mixed with yellow rice smell is weird

[oak olive]

yea