In the face
#halfsword-chat-⚔
soft osprey
rapid tartan
from 300+ fps on epic to then drop down to 60 on cinematic is insane though
tender quest
because it isnt configured? just pretend cinematic doesnt exist
vapid hull
my shits only running at 500 fps, bro holy slideshow
soft osprey
my shits only running at 500 fps, bro holy slideshow
Youre poor probably
rapid tartan
because it isnt configured? just pretend cinematic doesnt exist
yeah but almost as if it said that somewhere in the game then i wouldn't have complained in the first place
tender quest
soft osprey
Cant get a good pc
tender quest
yeah but almost as if it said that somewhere in the game then i wouldn't have co...
demo
rapid tartan
game looks cool on 360hz 4k oled monitor shame cinematic doesnt work
vapid hull
Youre poor probably
lowkey my newest puter was a dent and a half to my bank acc </3
worth it tho
soft osprey
lowkey my newest puter was a dent and a half to my bank acc </3
I feel that, and it is worth it!
tender quest
this baiting is gonna land you a warn at this rate
rapid tartan
this baiting is gonna land you a warn at this rate
nah its hilarious i got people dming me
soft osprey
Damnit Vincent.A
tender quest
dont we all
unkempt knoll
good gameplay > random numbers and graphical nonsense
tender quest
dont
vapid hull
nah its hilarious i got people dming me
shareshareshareshareshare
runic portal
I did yes, I want to know your specs
vapid hull
I did yes, I want to know your specs
awhh lame
severe roost
Alright which one of you send the fatal error directly to my PC
vapid hull
I thought you were gonna be mean or something </3
rapid tartan
Alright which one of you send the fatal error directly to my PC
i did
severe roost
Sadness
rapid tartan
fps wasnt high enough so i nuked your game
soft osprey
Alright which one of you send the fatal error directly to my PC
Turn off blood
rapid tartan
this baiting is gonna land you a warn at this rate
are there mods for the game yet? i need a sex mod so i can watch it in 240 fps on cinematic while using my 360hz 4k oled monitor
vapid hull
Turn off blood
runic portal
Turn off blood
Shouldn’t it be pinned?
tender quest
are there mods for the game yet? i need a sex mod so i can watch it in 240 fps o...
you appear to be speedrunning your own ban, i advise you course correct
soft osprey
Shouldn’t it be pinned?
Right cause people are gonna check pins? They can’t even check #updates where it’s stated already 
runic portal
Touché
tender quest
or FAQ
rapid tartan
you appear to be speedrunning your own ban, i advise you course correct
i've been in this server since april, pretty slow speedrun I must say
vapid hull
Right cause people are gonna check pins? They can’t even check <#104385601695515...
u should start banning everyone who doesn't make an entirely unique message
tender quest
i've been in this server since april, pretty slow speedrun I must say
being in and being active are very different
signal wedge
u should start banning everyone who doesn't make an entirely unique message
alright bye rli
a
soft osprey
Nice
signal wedge
Youre welcome
thanks for being welcome for me
soft osprey
thanks for being welcome for me
Hey no problem bud, you’re welcome for being welcome for you
rapid tartan
being in and being active are very different
hmm sorry you're so easy to ragebait
runic portal
Wtf is this
signal wedge
why tf did u shorten my name 😭
I forgor the A but now its kinda funny
runic portal
tender quest
signal wedge
rliflly
soft osprey
Im not sure what to say
signal wedge
it saves SO much time gues
jllyflly
broken vortex
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1429677365960638575/c...
one of my favorite moves is slapping them with a heavy polearm and give them a concussion
runic portal
Im not sure what to say
Yea me neither, popped up as a stream lol
signal wedge
it saves SO much time gues
Or perhaps JF for jolleyfolley
vapid hull
trkymd
signal wedge
whats up JF
soft osprey
I sound Amish
vapid hull
Smoe... like @misty grove ...>!!
runic portal
I sound Amish
Maybe you are Amish and you don’t know it yet
signal wedge
I sound Amish
smoe, get that barn up by end of harvest day or else you'll get ten lashings from brother Sebastian
misty grove
Smoe... like <@439197117890691073> ...>!!
Go back to essay writing
vapid hull
Go back to essay writing
https://open.spotify.com/track/7tKvP8aMFoNyMFjx4qPxbz?si=3de69671ef2348e5 only listen to the first line of this song
tender quest
vapid hull
https://open.spotify.com/track/7tKvP8aMFoNyMFjx4qPxbz?si=3de69671ef2348e5 only l...
This is my current experience
runic portal
I wish I had money for buhurt
runic portal
Does anyone go to buhurt here?
urban jackal
dense lotus
Does anyone think half sword would run well on the steam machine?
twilit escarp
perfect ripostes just don't get old
wheat leaf
Does anyone think half sword would run well on the steam machine?
no, it probably wont run very well on a machine powered by steam
we phased those out a while ago
twilit escarp
we phased those out a while ago
severe trench
Does anyone think half sword would run well on the steam machine?
should do well
steam machine is a bit faster than my pc and i get 100+ fps on 1080p high
ofc not maxed graphics 4k 240 fps but it'll do the job
wheat leaf
Def copied Xbox’s homework
dense lotus
should do well
Ty
twilit escarp
average disagreement in birmingham
tough hollow
they do that
humble hazel
I'm starting to see some serious improvement on my mouse control
twilit escarp
I'm starting to see some serious improvement on my mouse control
float like a butterfly, sting like a tiptoe.
nice though, more controlled than a lot of players, just need to get accuracy nailed and then switch into hitting hard
humble hazel
float like a butterfly, sting like a tiptoe.
nice though, more controlled than...
Found my sweet spot in mouse sense and only move the wrist
twilit escarp
oof, that was nice
love those rare occasions where you get an actual bind and can exert some control over their weapon
lofty lily
runic portal
love those rare occasions where you get an actual bind and can exert some contro...
Agree
twilit escarp
How do you spin your weapons
X, it changes your grip, applies to all two handed weapons i believe
also allows you to use the false edge of a longsword, because this game has this one thing that basically always gives you perfect edge alignment, but only on your true edge, switching your grip can give you a nice transition out of your backswing
twilit escarp
Any more tips
Not really when it comes to mechanics, a lot of this game is figuring it out yourself
oh
if you weren't aware, there's a weapon wheel if you press r too
or q I believe
if you open it with R you equip with your right hand, with q, you use your left, you can also use left mouse button for right hand and right mouse for left hand
oh, and the fences do a lot of damage if you use them right
mortal auroraBOT
runic portal
Not really when it comes to mechanics, a lot of this game is figuring it out you...
Well thank you!
oblique glen
please tell me the half sword release won’t crash on my 4060 ti pc
wheat leaf
I mean, reasonably speaking if they didn’t figure out the blood, combined with decent sized maps It might crash it on the first release, but prob not after a couple patches
I think that was one of the goals tho, to fix blood especially due to the amount of problems it causes, so I couldn’t imagine they’d put allat effort into fixing blood only for it to be broken by maps or other things
covert flare
please tell me the half sword release won’t crash on my 4060 ti pc
thats all dependant on blood lol
crashes might reduce a lot if their in house solution works in the first run
they will update it for six months until 1.0 so a lot of patches lol
runic portal
Isn’t the blood cpu based
covert flare
might make modding hard though...
covert flare
Isn’t the blood cpu based
overloads said cpu
or atleast thats the current explanation
but what is known for sure is that blood is the culprit
tough hollow
please tell me the half sword release won’t crash on my 4060 ti pc
it will
they specifically said that ONLY YOUR PC will crash
nobody elses pc
just yours
oblique glen
lmao
covert flare
they specifically said that ONLY YOUR PC will crash
the humble trojan.win32
tough hollow
the humble trojan.win32
the humble cheeseburger w no pickles
covert flare
thats a crime
tough hollow
no its not
covert flare
pickles are peak ngl
tough hollow
pickles are gross bruh
tough hollow
okay mangus blud III
covert flare
okay mangus blud III
strobophonic name
tough hollow
ioon knpw wjat strobobphiboia is
covert flare
ioon knpw wjat strobobphiboia is
i invented it
tough hollow
OK
covert flare
like, something very cool, more than rad
more than a "thats so fucking cool"
its the ultimate level of coolness
covert flare
https://tenor.com/view/kirk-speed-kirk-trying-not-to-laugh-speed-trying-not-to-l...
that doesnt feel right
covert flare
whern add shrimp to haflswrod
wdym
tough hollow
how hard does william e fischer hit his enemys
covert flare
literal shrimp
covert flare
how hard does william e fischer hit his enemys
very damn hard i think
tough hollow
checks out
tough hollow
okay morpian florpian
signal wedge
thanks for the name
me?
tough hollow
the mangus blud
covert flare
fair point
literally only you and lenny online, if moai was online then that would have been a good argument lol
signal wedge
literally only you and lenny online, if moai was online then that would have bee...
Lenny is online but not there
covert flare
Lenny is online but not there
he is gone
tough hollow
whoever that guy is
covert flare
https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-arthur-morgan-drunk-arthur-morgan-red-dead-redemptio...
DUTCH, they got lenny...
naive holly
<@202615483361394689>
signal wedge
I have an idea for a meme for Lenny
north aspen
guys for the love of god how do i stop fighting like a drunk man?
signal wedge
just a grave stone with Lenny on it lol
covert flare
no no no that's lenneh
?ynnel
tough hollow
guys for the love of god how do i stop fighting like a drunk man?
more beer
covert flare
I miss <@265984348833054724> :(
covert flare
well thats ONE way to wake him up
naive holly
just a grave stone with Lenny on it lol
On it rn. I dont know Lenny a ton so this helps
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/clair-obscur-expedition-33-monoco-gestral-bonk-gif-864323...
yoooo isn't that the one game expiration 3 or somethin
wheat leaf
tbf one of the most common methods of sanitizing/sterilizing water historically was to make beer or alcohol out of it, so duh everyones gonna act drunk
european human history was on like a 6 century bender
signal wedge
On it rn. I dont know Lenny a ton so this helps
well he's mia basically so lol
tough hollow
tbf one of the most common methods of sanitizing/sterilizing water historically ...
willie doens tneed water
naive holly
Meme makes sense then
covert flare
yoooo isn't that the one game expiration 3 or somethin
expectation three or sum
signal wedge
Meme makes sense then
exactly
tough hollow
Meme makes sense then
ion get it
naive holly
Hes dead
signal wedge
ion get it
That's ok runky
wheat leaf
no yeah if someone died irl they're discord would have switched to offline by now
north aspen
wdym
I’d like to land precise hits, but I can’t figure out how. For example, when I try to hit someone’s neck, it always ends up landing in the opposite spot of where I want
wheat leaf
not cause they died but cause no human can be dead for that long without someone turning the power off
covert flare
I’d like to land precise hits, but I can’t figure out how. For example, when I t...
i will record some tips
what weapon you use
wheat leaf
I’d like to land precise hits, but I can’t figure out how. For example, when I t...
adjust your mouse sensitivity so that you can both swing at a capable speed, but more importantly can rotate smoothly and precisely around your guard positions. make sure your holding the mouse straight/pointed 90 degrees forward, that way when you drag the mouse down it doesnt interpret it as a diagonal motion
covert flare
@north aspen what weapon you wanna get tips on
swords, polearms, axes?
maces maybe
north aspen
<@1308104455006453820> what weapon you wanna get tips on
arming sword
covert flare
ok just a sec
tough hollow
arming sword
okay pscophath
wheat leaf
arming sword
while it is perfectly possible, just know that 1h weapons are kinda twitchy and difficult at this stage in the game
more difficult than any 2h weapon
north aspen
okay pscophath
why lol
north aspen
while it is perfectly possible, just know that 1h weapons are kinda twitchy and ...
they look cool tho
urban whale
is there eearly access play testers?
runic portal
https://tenor.com/view/blow-the-dust-meme-good-old-days-nostalgia-old-gif-178319...
Wow that’s perfect
tough hollow
is there eearly access play testers?
yea im playtester
their accepting applications on the 26th
covert flare
why lol
this is very barebones so forgive me, not on my desktop rn and cant play for shit, but the fundamental is the arming sword will rarely downward cut vertically, only upwards, so for high strikes i recommend upwards strike up --- horizontal cut --- downward strike to opposite direction --- repeat
urban whale
how did you apply?
covert flare
with the usual poke and thrust
tough hollow
how did you apply?
i lied
covert flare
how did you apply?
he is lying bro
urban whale
oh mb
covert flare
go read #faq #announcements and the pinned messages here
wheat leaf
they look cool tho
They do I agree, in fact I’m more annoyed than anything that 1h weapons can’t block or parry that well
tough hollow
go read <#1272470349245579396> <#1082232813698424884> and the pinned messages he...
theres no pinned messages in either
wheat leaf
I wanna do cool shit w 1h weapons they just kinda suck
covert flare
I wanna do cool shit w 1h weapons they just kinda suck
join the tuck army
tough hollow
there are pinned messages HERE
i didnt see that one
covert flare
i didnt see that one
north aspen
this is very barebones so forgive me, not on my desktop rn and cant play for shi...
thanks for the advice man
hexed pasture
i feel like the developers of half sword really be looking at us like this whist we beg for halfsword's release
covert flare
thanks for the advice man
anything else? im more help academically than gameplay rn lol
wheat leaf
join the tuck army
The what
covert flare
also, you could try the tuck and buckler comno
combo*
a 1h sword with a buckler
fight with thrusts and shield held high
wheat leaf
What are you tucking
covert flare
its fun
tough hollow
What are you tucking
its a big tie shop
west turret
has it been said when the actual game will be releasing? and will there be multiplayer
covert flare
has it been said when the actual game will be releasing? and will there be multi...
#faq ffs
wheat leaf
Why’d you name your sword tuck
covert flare
Why’d you name your sword tuck
cuz he's tucked in...inside my enemies' guts
tough hollow
Why’d you name your sword tuck
whats your sworded named
covert flare
NOT naming your weapons is werd
weord
swprd
FUCK
weird*********************************
WHY DO I HATE BEES
tough hollow
hahaha
signal wedge
WHY DO I HATE BEES
idk man you tell me
tough hollow
bru hwhat even happened
wheat leaf
Bartholomew is the sword, my poleaxe is named jack, cause he’s a jack of all wacks
covert flare
@north aspen here it is in action
covert flare
idk man you tell me
idk bro something about their stingers
north aspen
<@1308104455006453820> here it is in action
sick
tough hollow
idk bro something about their stingers
you dont get to have an opinion anymore bee hater
wheat leaf
idk bro something about their stingers
No your fucked up for that
Wasps? Hate em all you want
Some bee’s don’t even have stingers
covert flare
i like those bees without the stingers
tough hollow
burh flys
tough hollow
No your fucked up for that
what the fuck dude you eat bumble bees
wheat leaf
what the fuck dude you eat bumble bees
I DID NOT EAT THE BUMBLE BEES THATS ALLEGED
tough hollow
banned
tough hollow
I DID NOT EAT THE BUMBLE BEES THATS ALLEGED
wasps eat em all you want
wheat leaf
My names Barry benson, and I eat out them bumble bee’s cause they got fat ass
signal wedge
My names Barry benson, and I eat out them bumble bee’s cause they got fat ass
insane
tough hollow
My names Barry benson, and I eat out them bumble bee’s cause they got fat ass
@mighty nexus
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
wheat leaf
Put a condom in your ear and fuck what you hear about me
tough hollow
Put a condom in your ear and fuck what you hear about me
someone lock this guy up
regal stump
ok so yall are gonna give me the release date rq right?
wheat leaf
someone lock this guy up
Buddy I spit bars for breakfast, what bars can hold me back
tough hollow
Buddy I spit bars for breakfast, what bars can hold me back
please start spitting out job applications
wheat leaf
please start spitting out job applications
Forgot you need more of those
Which stop sign you workin again?
covert flare
@north aspen last ping i swear but use these to see if they help
tough hollow
im 4 years old i cant get a job
covert flare
ok so yall are gonna give me the release date rq right?
its november 29
wheat leaf
yknow we fucked up when Christ himself is typing
hazy blaze
i wonder if half sword will come out before my national entry exam to university happens
covert flare
yknow we fucked up when Christ himself is typing
WE?
regal stump
its november 29
thanks bro
covert flare
thanks bro
im lying
tough hollow
thanks bro
no problem jtmcgallagher
covert flare
We’re in this together
didnt know you spoke french
regal stump
yeah
covert flare
thank you
regal stump
so your welcome
tough hollow
its nov 29th now
undercover developer
covert flare
hazy blaze
NOVEMBER 29TH IS JUST BEFORE MY EXAM TO ENTER UNIVERSITY
wheat leaf
didnt know you spoke french
Oui 🤌
north aspen
<@1308104455006453820> last ping i swear but use these to see if they help
it will defiantly help, thanks man
covert flare
wheat leaf
Ban this guy he hates bees and talks about religion
hazy blaze
love yall as half sword developers have loved u
covert flare
it will defiantly help, thanks man
np! dm me if you want because tomorrow i will be able to play better again, i just sent some old clips
tough hollow
NO
hazy blaze
im gonna put a rock on my nuts
covert flare
Ban this guy he hates bees and talks about religion
your name should be i eat out bumble bees given the messages
runic lynx
will duels be a thing?
Can’t happen
covert flare
but uh
hazy blaze
Can’t happen
why tho
covert flare
Can’t happen
can but wont
runic lynx
why tho
Don’t know im not a developer. Infact my have never developed anything
Even my frontal lobe
hazy blaze
what makes it so complicated?
covert flare
im gonna go now, bye all gn gm and good afternoon
tough hollow
im gonna go now, bye all gn gm and good afternoon
hazy blaze
gn bee hater
covert flare
what makes it so complicated?
real time physics calculations and lag/ping in a game where you die in a single fucking hit sometimes
just doesnt work that well
wheat leaf
your name should be i eat out bumble bees given the messages
Gotta keep it pg13 or something
hazy blaze
real time physics calculations and lag/ping in a game where you die in a single ...
maybe yall could make it happen
like
how the finals does it
covert flare
maybe yall could make it happen
with parsec should be possible
tough hollow
NO
covert flare
but a real online? get your comfy pillow and dream a nice match of carnage with your friends
wheat leaf
I swear if this game ends up using parsec like hellish quart I’m bombing someone
covert flare
but a real online? get your comfy pillow and dream a nice match of carnage with ...
as close as you get
covert flare
I swear if this game ends up using parsec like hellish quart I’m bombing someone
im bombing frank
not someone
tough hollow
but a real online? get your comfy pillow and dream a nice match of carnage with ...
my fucking friedns wont pay 8 dollars for a multiplayer game
wheat leaf
im bombing frank
GALLAGHER?
tough hollow
no way their gonna pay 20-30
covert flare
GALLAGHER?
yes.
wheat leaf
PPEASE NO
tough hollow
GALLAGHER?
no anne
covert flare
my fucking friedns wont pay 8 dollars for a multiplayer game
i have to buy the games i wanna play with my pal
do i? fuck no
tough hollow
i have to buy the games i wanna play with my pal
same
covert flare
his broke ass needs to get his own shit
tough hollow
i already paid my terraria debt with dont starve for him
bars
tough hollow
took her to my penthouse anne I franked it
bars
tough hollow
emenieme been real quiet since bumble bee fucker came outta his cave
wheat leaf
How do you spell them lil sea jits
tough hollow
ireally like hitting people on the fence spikes
wheat leaf
No the ones stuck to the floor
tough hollow
alge
tough hollow
sunfish
tough hollow
bruh what the fuck are u talkinga bout
wheat leaf
The squiggly jits w a hole in it stuck to the floor
tough hollow
bruh tripod fish
wheat leaf
Lil fuckass tenticles
tough hollow
starfish
wheat leaf
bruh tripod fish
don’t tell me my nickname I’m tryna find out what it’s called
Anemeny or smth
Anenomy
tough hollow
optimus prime saves the day again
tough hollow
dawg wat
wheat leaf
Clownfish crib animal
tough hollow
on true i got no fucking clue waht yall talking about
wheat leaf
Symbiotic w your mom
tough hollow
Symbiotic w your mom
wheelchair
naive lake
how do i download the halfsword that involves 1v1 and chosing your class?
wheat leaf
Download halfsword
tough hollow
how do i download the halfsword that involves 1v1 and chosing your class?
i got link
its downloadhalfsword/free/novirus.com.safepunjabis.web
wheat leaf
Do NOT trust runkyspunky he’s a jit and is are a scammer
tough hollow
Do NOT trust runkyspunky he’s a jit and is are a scammer
no i not
im very credible
bruh u can snap their necks thhough
js not the way i described it
on true
wheat leaf
Sold me gunpowder instead of crack! I tried to smoke it and blew up like a loonie toones character
tough hollow
Sold me gunpowder instead of crack! I tried to smoke it and blew up like a looni...
i did do that
sunami
north aspen
Sold me gunpowder instead of crack! I tried to smoke it and blew up like a looni...
Fun fact: gunpowder is deadlier than crack
tough hollow
Fun fact: gunpowder is deadlier than crack
no really
tough hollow
dawg
wheat leaf
I think I’m already on thin ice so I won’t entertain any more drug talk
urban jackal
they should add scooters to half sword
signal wedge
I think I’m already on thin ice so I won’t entertain any more drug talk
good idea
tough hollow
they should add scooters to half sword
what is your name uncle
urban jackal
what is your name uncle
uncle?
urban jackal
since when was 18 years old uncle
urban jackal
i aint uncle, pal
fallen hound
Is there going to be a half sword sequel called full sword
tough hollow
i aint uncle, pal
okay uncle theadore
urban jackal
Is there going to be a half sword sequel called full sword
half sword more like half life
signal wedge
This dude just waiting to call me a bad boy or smth
the way you say this almost makes it sound like you want me to
urban jackal
okay uncle theadore
wheat leaf
the way you say this almost makes it sound like you want me to
Well yknow it does get rather lonely…
fallen hound
OH MY GIF
wheat leaf
Sometimes I act out in hopes of punishment
tough hollow
https://tenor.com/view/earth-round-gif-23061966
urban jackal
https://tenor.com/view/earth-round-gif-23061966
fallen hound
https://tenor.com/view/earth-round-gif-23061966
:(
urban jackal
https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849
my mom kinda caveless
tough hollow
my mom kinda caveless
tough hollow
I FUCKIN LOVE MR BOMBASTIC
well i fucking hate mr bombastic
wheat leaf
FUCK YOU
wheat leaf
you probably like the chunky cheese rat don’t you
wheat leaf
Mf eats at chunky cheese pizzeria
mighty nexusBOT
<@949479338275913799>
tough hollow
wheat leaf
Yall remember this freak
Your missing out
I think
It was funny like 10 years ago I’m pret sure
wheat leaf
Yeahhh no later than 2018 that meme died off
tough hollow
Yeahhh no later than 2018 that meme died off
signal wedge
https://tenor.com/view/awesome-show-sit-on-you-tim-and-eric-this-is-what-i-do-i-...
Tim and Eric mentioned
signal wedge
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/362968501318713346/1382399852708757635/sp...
Yeah I'm banning you for this
tough hollow
no i look like this
urban jackal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/362968501318713346/1382399852708757635/sp...
Thanks for letting me add a new gif in my favourites
tough hollow
Yeah I'm banning you for this
NOOOOOOOO
tough hollow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165306077441695795/1395911468003758250/G...
bruh
no hes level 3
he has nitro and made his name yellow
wheat leaf
He’s yellow but he don’t act like it
tough hollow
How'd you get a picture of <@822279999796543538> 💀
urban jackal
or all will be massacred
urban jackal
wheat leaf
MORE LEVELS I need to deepen my superiority complex over new members
tough hollow
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/956262636448800850/1430216931180285982/Sm...
gt thagt fucking cat out yfact
tough hollow
https://tenor.com/view/aboba-gif-22407863
wheat leaf
https://tenor.com/view/aboba-gif-22407863
This needs the riff from bad to the bone over it
tough hollow
yall remeber this
urban jackal
This needs the riff from bad to the bone over it
i knew this video would come in handy
some day
tough hollow
okay mangus blud
wheat leaf
yall remeber this
A tale told far and wide. A weary traveler through fog and tide.
wheat leaf
A man, dignity long forgotten, with ambition, far from being stoppen
wheat leaf
https://tenor.com/view/monkey-smoke-monkey-smoke-smoking-space-gif-4302622506166...
Is that a nft
tough hollow
Is that a nft
yea its mine dont SS
wheat leaf
Oh ok I won’t I promise
tough hollow
i paid 3k for it
wheat leaf
Omg look at this guy who paid 3k for his nft
tough hollow
Omg look at this guy who paid 3k for his nft
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
mighty lichen
Bro when I make him consume the orbs of desperate agony:
tough hollow
no
but i watched how to feral your chicken
i aint ever heard of that guy but i heard of the arisien
wheat leaf
you mean to tell me the fallen shall rise again?
tough hollow
you mean to tell me the fallen shall rise again?
mortal auroraBOT
wheat leaf
i remember back in my day trollface was funny
sometimes, i try and enjoy gauntlet.
then i realize why i stopped playing gauntlet
spiral maple
does anyone else have the game crash in veteran?
i cant get pass 7/8 the game crashes
wheat leaf
i cant get pass 7/8 the game crashes
turn off blood
spiral maple
oh wow that worked thanks mate
light stirrup
I think I broke his nuts
nocturne tundra
can i have them
inner pond
shy kestrel
runic lynx
are they gonna name it Full sword after the update
shell bronze
weak osprey
https://tenor.com/view/invincible-fraud-mortal-immortal-invincible-immortal-gif-15908249451250281441
weak osprey
https://tenor.com/view/miku-bug-spray-meme-funny-miku-raid-spray-bottle-gif-1462...
jeez this looks cursed cuz of the movement
shy kestrel
Lol
tough hollow
weak osprey
poteto
shell bronze
near garnet
weak osprey
https://tenor.com/view/papist-dalton-chinese-heaven-white-man-chinese-heaven-did...
James Sunderland if he had a good life
shy kestrel
near garnet
James Sunderland if he had a good life
James Sunderland if he didn’t slime his wife
tough hollow
anything butt halfsword
shy kestrel
anything butt halfsword
Yes
tough hollow
ys
shy kestrel
Ys
cloud flower
is anyone else literally not able to play the game?
tough hollow
is anyone else literally not able to play the game?
no brian griffin
cloud flower
cant get past peasant and cant play abyss
weak osprey
is anyone else literally not able to play the game?
tf is brian from family guy doing here
shy kestrel
shy kestrel
help guys my game is broken
Isn't that king Henry the 8th or his son or smth
cloud flower
its me dick
shy kestrel
anything but half sword
Sorry man, u seem a lil clueless
weak osprey
its me dick
hello dick
shell bronze
Sorry man, u seem a lil clueless
i am actually
weak osprey
why speak with a dev when u can with urself
cloud flower
where can i locate this
tough hollow
mustard central
weak osprey
mango central
shell bronze
tough hollow
number city blocks 6 or 7
shell bronze
did he overreact
cloud flower
gorris your really no help at all
mighty lichen
Spinning Gyro.
tough hollow
but i have no money
weak osprey
I only go past peasant
shell bronze
tough hollow
https://tenor.com/view/worried-monkey-worried-monkey-gif-5992280527583416561
embediddy fail
tough hollow
https://discord.com/channels/1043854763189600337/1043854764095582260/14423756880...
unc this is halfsword chat
weak osprey
cloud flower
shell bronze
embed fail + spam + newgen + no colored name
cloud flower
colored name+non embed fail= newgen
tough hollow
embed fail + spam + newgen + no colored name
mustard + mango + winter arc + skibi toilet
weak osprey
colored name+non embed fail= newgen
you got it wrong
tough hollow
torn flax
Hello
tough hollow
goodbye
torn flax
Damn
mental kelp
The lion does not falter with the leg of the flamingo, he is friends and accepts the flamingo--and thusly he is unaffected by its instability
shell bronze
the same lion claims importance in footwork
mental kelp
Yea Im so balanced that one foot off the ground is no bother
shell bronze
lapis harness
native minnow
can i have them
runic lynx
Did he spit blood on you? wtf
atomic stump
Did he spit blood on you? wtf
Seems like it lmao, no he just hit his back really hard on the fence
bold pendant
I should learn to block. I just picked this game up a few days ago, and it is a blast.
atomic stump
I should learn to block. I just picked this game up a few days ago, and it is a ...
It really is
mortal auroraBOT
bold pendant
I heard someone once say that this is how parents saw mortal Kombat when it first came out.
compact spindle
rapid quest
mustard + mango + winter arc + skibi toilet
how the fuck did this guy not get sent to the brainrot museum
wheat leaf
good canthal tilt too
white sierra
Yet another day, still no half sword.
kind crystal
yall got any wallpapers i can use for my laptop
glacial mirage
is the game not meant to be ran on full AMD systems? I crash every 10 minutes
shrewd sentinel
What is Amd
gloomy bone
is the game not meant to be ran on full AMD systems? I crash every 10 minutes
I have a amd 6650xt works perfectly fine on my end
shrewd sentinel
I'M SO SORRY 😭
Sure buddy
glacial mirage
6900XT and its a crashy mess:(
either way no matter how many times it crashes i just open it back up and keep chopping people in half lol
shrewd sentinel
I think not
wheat leaf
tf kinda bizarre adventures yall got goin on in here
shrewd sentinel
A really bizzare one
mortal auroraBOT
bronze anvil
Who the fuck lied to me
They said it wouldn’t be out yesterday
But it wasn’t, who is spreading fucking controversial misinformation
tough hollow
bruh did they tell you it said gullible on the ceiling too
bronze anvil
bruh did they tell you it said gullible on the ceiling too
I’m not that Gillian’s
tough hollow
okay gillian
bronze anvil
okay gillian
I’m not they gullible
whole marsh
The lion does not falter with the leg of the flamingo, he is friends and accepts...
The lion ripostes the small dog when it remises.
restive barn
vital perch
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/140 DOWNLOAFD
downloaf'd
runic portal
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/140 DOWNLOAFD
Trying to unlock unlimited nexus premium?
runic portal
I’ll download it just because then
weak osprey
When
restive barn
How many downloads do you need now again?
you get one month free every 3000 uds
lmfao
restive barn
I swear I’ve seen it somewhere
does that happen at 100k or smth
bcz i only have 20000 something
runic portal
There are no plans to bring back Lifetime membership as an option that can be purchased. That being said, it is still available for mod authors who'd like to exchange their DP (Donation Points) for it.
What are donation points?
So you can basically buy a lifetime membership with DP
That you get from downloads?
unkempt knoll
my game crashed right as i headshot veteran boss </3
grave pier
fast bramble
what have you done to your game
grave pier
UUU5
shrewd sentinel
Cooked
mortal auroraBOT
unkempt knoll
is the damage different in baron challenge?
cause i died to a fucking bilhook to the foot
tawdry spindle
shrewd sentinel
cause i died to a fucking bilhook to the foot
Bruh any hit to foot cooks you
unkempt knoll
there's just sm more physics bullshit tbh
like a small butt is like a full hit from a poleaxe
shrewd sentinel
lol, game needed to nerf you
unkempt knoll
idk this game is all over the place lol
like everything before commoner boss is turn off brain, commoner boss is a crackhead, after that it's just grinding away buhurts
then baron is just instadeath lol
plush pelican
well deserved for sure
dense ridge
Quick question, does half sword still have the playtest version? Or did it transfer to the demo version
plush pelican
Quick question, does half sword still have the playtest version? Or did it trans...
the demo is now the playtest
they got merged since abyss is also a part of the playtest now
dense ridge
the demo is now the playtest
Ahh alright ty
unkempt knoll
ok not to scream in rage but like i kill a dude, he gets back up and somehow that kills me
smth cooked with baron challenge
dense ridge
the demo is now the playtest
So that explains why there isn't like a "request for playtest" option anymore right?
plush pelican
So that explains why there isn't like a "request for playtest" option anymore ri...
yeah now you just get on and game l ike a real gamer would
dense ridge
yeah now you just get on and game l ike a real gamer would
Thanks man 🙏
tall dagger
Clean Execution
mortal auroraBOT
weak osprey
cause i died to a fucking bilhook to the foot
cunning aspen
Uh oh
brazen sparrow
how do i get a shirt on my willie its freezing in the arena
weak osprey
how do i get a shirt on my willie its freezing in the arena
steal one
brazen sparrow
bet 😄
tall dagger
this may be the best method against pitchforks
brazen sparrow
this may be the best method against pitchforks
yo hamster how you got a shirt lol
tall dagger
yo hamster how you got a shirt lol
spawned with it
brazen sparrow
ah
tall dagger
unkempt knoll
EVERY GOOD ROUND I GET IN BARON CRASHED :(
rare hearth
EVERY GOOD ROUND I GET IN BARON CRASHED :(
turn off blood
gilded breach
EVERY GOOD ROUND I GET IN BARON CRASHED :(
Cheat
vapid hull
EVERY GOOD ROUND I GET IN BARON CRASHED :(
rare hearth
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1425621472227102774/1432231922515579002/c...
lmfao
unkempt knoll
if you notice im actually complaining not asking why 😏
winter crater
how to play the game?
unkempt knoll
holy shit lmfao
weakest ult challenge swordsman
modern vector
Can’t wait till early access come out on Friday
unkempt fern
say waht now
modern vector
Was confirmed in a dream I had
restive barn
weakest ult challenge swordsman
weak osprey
viral phoenix
cause i died to a fucking bilhook to the foot
das billhook baby
unkempt knoll
https://youtu.be/YJP3D0gYimk?si=8Nw5-oICzp2LLb4T
holy brainrot im scared to click
weak osprey
holy brainrot im scared to click
uncultured willie
unkempt knoll
lol
restive barn
https://youtu.be/YJP3D0gYimk?si=8Nw5-oICzp2LLb4T
ive been trying to find the setting that limits your punch speed
weak osprey
ive been trying to find the setting that limits your punch speed
we need to destroy the limiter
unleash it to its full power
viral phoenix
EVERY GOOD ROUND I GET IN BARON CRASHED :(
if you turn the graphics down it delays the crash a little
rare hearth
if you turn the graphics down it delays the crash a little
the fix is to disable blood
cause it will still crash if u turn ur graphics down
viral phoenix
blood is the enemy? thats so cruel
lunar sapphire
Clean Execution
execution yes but not clean
onyx niche
Do you guy think its still releasing in 2025?
tight isle
jolly gorge
blood is the enemy? thats so cruel
But never playing smoothly is crueler
shrewd sentinel
Without blood Is crueler what are you on
brazen sparrow
i keep on crashing vro😭
i always have it on max but since i just crashed it will remain at max
weak osprey
no gore and no blood is the cruelest
brazen sparrow
for sure
alright im on the ultimate challenge again
isnt a blunt wepon best for barron?
or is it funny axe 😄
weak osprey
isnt a blunt wepon best for barron?
ofc
mortal auroraBOT
weak osprey
i keep on crashing XD
brazen sparrow
i know man
broooo willie impaled me with a sword
oh well ig
easy baron
lol
so how do i get a shirt for willie again
is it in like setting or something?
rare hearth
i keep on crashing XD
if yourenin the ultimate challange then turn off blood
brazen sparrow
if yourenin the ultimate challange then turn off blood
nah i just beat it
rare hearth
if youre not then turn it down a little
brazen sparrow
if youre not then turn it down a little
also how do i get a shirt for willie is it like a mod?
rare hearth
also how do i get a shirt for willie is it like a mod?
if youre in begger tier (fist fight) then u cant
otherwise willie always has a shirt
brazen sparrow
otherwise willie always has a shirt
mine dont 😭
rare hearth
if youre in the abyss you pick it up
brazen sparrow
what about like sandbox?
brazen sparrow
what tier are you
peasant
rare hearth
signal wedge
playing as
Quin who do you main in bird game 3
signal wedge
bro never played bird game 3 😭
sturdy jolt
I wish we could continue after dying instead of having to do the whole randomize loadout thing again
rare hearth
bro never played bird game 3 😭
unc
there was an xbox 50???
or did i read that wrong
signal wedge
there was an xbox 50???
yeah bro bird game 3 came out on the Xbox 50
mortal bough
what if he's not
signal wedge
ur probably trolling
Average hummingbird main behavior
brazen sparrow
how much willies do we have now lol
small dove
I wonder what happened here
small dove
sharp blade
clever gale
half sword EA tomorrow FOR SURE
small dove
half sword EA tomorrow FOR SURE
maybe next week
clever gale
maybe next week
Tomomomorawow.
small dove
I pray
jolly gorge
Without blood Is crueler what are you on
That'd be offending rule 6a for me to say
robust crag
small dove
tall dagger
Do you guy think its still releasing in 2025?
releasing december 33rd, 2025
viral phoenix
the ultimate weapon still seems to be a voulge
restive barn
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/140 gn doWNLOAD THIS DOWNLOAD THIS
short apex
just had an enemy take off all 4 limbs at once
😭
well 2 hands and 2 below the knees
hoary canopy
https://www.nexusmods.com/halfsword/mods/140 gn doWNLOAD THIS DOWNLOAD THIS
triple digit new weapons is insane
short apex
I would love to download mods but I cant imagine theyll make the game crash less
wraith storm
@oblique glen
mortal auroraBOT
worn goblet
this may be the best method against pitchforks
LOL
this one caught me
snapped that fuckers wrist like it was a judo match
grave pier
runic portal
bronze anvil
half sword EA tomorrow FOR SURE
runic portal
fierce umbra
kendo training swords are something else i guess
bronze anvil
half sword EA tomorrow FOR SURE
Swear on your moms life
runic portal
Im sure it won’t be tomorrow
bronze anvil
lean anchor
within 1 month
mortal bough
kendo training swords are something else i guess
skill matters more than fancy steel i guess
bronze anvil
Last week I heard it’s out in 3-4 weeks from a mod
runic portal
soft osprey
Last week I heard it’s out in 3-4 weeks from a mod
No youuuu didntttt
fierce umbra
skill matters more than fancy steel i guess
no like it just deals a shit ton of damage
and i like that
i could probably 3 tap the baron with this
runic portal
Last week I heard it’s out in 3-4 weeks from a mod
I saw that pic, good one
Can you send it so I can save?
Why
coarse quail
Is it normal that I cant upload gameplay vids here?
mortal bough
Is it normal that I cant upload gameplay vids here?
you need lvl 3 i think
fierce umbra
kill dat boyah
fleet dragon
when half sword coming out
bold pendant
snapped that fuckers wrist like it was a judo match
I thought that guy's arm was going to start glowing.
bronze anvil
Can you send it so I can save?
No
clever gale
https://tenor.com/view/bullshit-smelly-bullshit-detector-gif-16892253
shut up
clever gale
Swear on your moms life
on yo mama
fierce umbra
i snapped the barons neck 🥹
warped apex
Overly flashy takedown
runic portal
Overly flashy takedown
That was stylish
cloud cloud
I hope this game will support 32:9 resolutions at some point lol
runic portal
I hope this game will support 32:9 resolutions at some point lol
Would be weird not to I think
warped apex
That was stylish
I haven't played in so long
cloud cloud
Would be weird not to I think
Hopefully Ultrawides are becoming more in fashion, just got one and it's great for work
warped apex
old edit from about a month ago
runic portal
I haven't played in so long
Hoooow, that’s insane, I’m shocked
fierce umbra
Hoooow, that’s insane, I’m shocked
its pretty easy to do once you nail the throws
fierce umbra
im not a madman to be learning all that and doing it in fpv
im good with swords and staffs at 100 hours thats all i need
runic portal
I want to play more halfsword but after 1400hrs I'm burnt out
Wait for ea
warped apex
Yes
fierce umbra
dying in fpv actually feels scary
warped apex
7 more days till december
fierce umbra
the boss 1 death looked like a resident evil cutscene
warped apex
Then up to 30 days till EA
grave pier
warped apex
MDMA Sword
inland parcel
when full sword will be out?
warped apex
I'm getting a little too good with hand movement
inland parcel
yeah bro a little
sleek gull
Alpha > Beta > (We are here) Demo > Early Access > Full Sword
warped apex
Alpha > Beta > (We are here) Demo > Early Access > Full Sword
Hey fizzle
sleek gull
Hey fizzle
Sup Pinklehomie!
inland parcel
Alpha > Beta > (We are here) Demo > Early Access > Full Sword
thx for the road map
warped apex
I cast bonk apon thee
inland parcel
Sup Pinklehomie!
wait isn't he the guy who do Snatch and Slash trick on almost sword?
warped apex
And fizzle is the guy the knows the cool slashes from the sheathe
white sierra
Yet another day still no half sword
inland parcel
why no half sword
fierce umbra
And fizzle is the guy the knows the cool slashes from the sheathe
i think this willie wanted to be you
fierce umbra
kendo training sword
sleek gull
inland parcel
that was cool
jolly gorge
I need half sword to release like a fuggin heroin addict rn
inland parcel
we all do
but we don't want half finish sword so we gotta wait for full polished sword
wispy zephyr
I agree I don’t want another cyberpunk situation
austere siren
I need half sword to release like a fuggin heroin addict rn
Are you not entertained!?
wispy zephyr
Exactly it was awful during release but now it’s a pretty good game
inland parcel
yeah
jolly gorge
Are you not entertained!?
Personally I'm craving the muscle/height/weight sliders. I want to feel the power of a strong/weak/tall/short Willie ya feel
wispy zephyr
It’s between that and having hammers not be the worst thing in the game
inland parcel
I kinda imagine this game as perma death game
austere siren
Yeah arm shields crush way better than hammer atm
jolly gorge
Die in half sword, die in real life. I'm game
fierce umbra
I kinda imagine this game as perma death game
it is
inland parcel
yeah it is
fierce umbra
gauntlet mode actually feels like a dlc tbh
austere siren
Gauntlet has gulag so not perma
inland parcel
lol
wild flint
Personally I'm craving the muscle/height/weight sliders. I want to feel the powe...
#modders-guild-hall message muscle slider be like:
inland parcel
is that one slap man
wild flint
lmao
jolly gorge
One tap man
wild flint
frfr
jolly gorge
One glance man
inland parcel
one sniff and he's dead
small dove
one sniff and he's dead
we talking about someones farts?
jolly gorge
You smell a molecule of the aura and you have an aneurysm
inland parcel
😈
small dove
inland parcel
john unfinished sword?
small dove
john unfinished sword?
small dove
just hit head and he down
talking about hitting head...
inland parcel
it go through?
inland parcel
😝
jolly gorge
Like, is there any inkling of when the game is coming out? It's a little over a month till the end of 25 and they said soon at the end of October. I'm ITCHING. PLEASE.
small dove
Like, is there any inkling of when the game is coming out? It's a little over a ...
quarter 4 of 2025 is all I know
jolly gorge
It's quarter 4 damnit
small dove
It's quarter 4 damnit
kill pikachu
jolly gorge
I just...I need it man
small dove
I just...I need it man
explode that dog
trim basin
explode that dog
bros on a rampage lol
sacred condor
hate it when people call me a mangakur
jolly gorge
I CAST......CANINE EXPLOSION
small dove
bros on a rampage lol
ban @trim basin
jolly gorge
trim basin
bruh
trim basin
ban <@1049370121522651177>
signal wedge
Ban me too
aight
