halfsword-chat-⚔

[whole lily]

ill probably buy it

[shell bronze]

this is not it bro

[whole lily]

i like game from abyss demo

[ancient linden]

I think to maximize sales $25-$30 seems like a reasonable sum. For an indie game it's a premium experience.

[shell bronze]

don't pirate from people you want to actually support

[noble burrow]

I didn't pay for a game last 2 years

I'm a train

That can't be stopped

[soft osprey]

Disrespectful on top of not being allowed in the server

[little verge]

I can guarantee nothing.

I can tell you that over 80% of all the votes in the poll said they would pay $20.

[safe marlin]

Broke behavior once again🤣

[noble burrow]

ik

[short pagoda]

oh

rip my wallet

[shell bronze]

BROKE PEOPLE ALERT.
BROKE PEOPLE ALERT.

[silent flax]

you need to do a diabolical thing that is delete demo after release of early access

[west comet]

WAIT, will we paint the walls with the use of a character's arms, making use of the game's physics, or a simple toggle of colour?

[little verge]

I love you, This is great.

[noble burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/money-wallet-broke-gif-7855913

[safe marlin]

Yall need to get a job fr

[shell bronze]

deleting demo is gonna be the ultimate power move

[deep shale]

rip me, im broke.

[whole lily]

also if you want a tip
tail/fools guard parries = win

[shell bronze]

i got 5 digits in da checking 🔥🔥

[whole lily]

you have to beat the blades in half sword more than blocking normally or they just blow through your parry

[shell bronze]

tail guard/waki no gamae is instant win

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/的9-gif-27299608

[eternal rose]

mods ban him hes saying the j word

[tender quest]

https://tenor.com/view/he-has-a-point-gif-21949559

[soft osprey]

JOB
EMPLOYMENT

[ancient linden]

Don't feed the trolls

[safe marlin]

😂😂😂

[eternal rose]

https://tenor.com/view/aaaaaaaaa-gif-18979345

[soft osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[safe marlin]

People got nothing better to do than be proud of being bums that’s crazy

[eternal rose]

kill me

[silent flax]

20$ is not bad but steam conversion is fucked up for my country

[little verge]

During our pricing meeting I suggested $69 USD, everyone said "Nice".

[whole lily]

i like doing stupidly open offensive guards because they feel cool

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-who-is-that-guy-whos-that-gif-16128167208623166305

[ancient linden]

My stab was a glancing blow, call that an embed failure

[west comet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-cat-cats-cat-hug-cat-love-gif-9176149428765300540

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-that-is-brilliant-tom-ellis-lucifer-morningstar-lucifer-genius-gif-17391862

[whole lily]

ladies guard is awesome when you time it right

[safe marlin]

😂😂

[noble burrow]

Yeah 🦍

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/blood-shining-splash-blood-gif-12688509

[stuck mountain]

where does the real game come ?

[ancient linden]

"At least it's Cheaper than Borderlands 4"

[noble burrow]

Mmm

[soft osprey]

They all become one big blur

[stuck mountain]

when

[shell bronze]

shiiii i'd pay that much

[whole lily]

im willing to bet borderlands 4 has such a shit launch its either A. put on gamepass within the first month or B. discount sale after week 1

[shell bronze]

it's about one hour of overtime or so

[silent flax]

yeah but i wonder how much of people that voted for 20$ are actually gonna buy it with that price

[shell bronze]

my favorite remains the overhead guards

unbeatable

they're so good

[little verge]

This is still not 100% confirmed, but the plan has been to do regional pricing.

[west comet]

looking at this i can deduce there will be physics involved

[silent flax]

pls set prices yourself don't use steam calculator

[lusty oracle]

What if half sword was named fullsword

[little verge]

I mean you will. Everyone else we will see.

[silent flax]

prices set by steam are fucked up

[shell bronze]

some real kendo activities right here

[thorn wing]

Is multiplayer ever coming to half sword

[whole lily]

i posted a lady guard funny in footage

[shell bronze]

imo 20-30 usd and scale accordingly worldwide to adjust for income differences

[ancient linden]

Giving out coupon codes that doubles the price

[little verge]

Always, it is the fundamental premise of the game.

[west comet]

yesn't

[silent flax]

30 usd is ok if it is full release

[whole lily]

i think the answer was dont count on it but slim chance

for mp

[safe marlin]

I love how everyone is trying to say a fair price when we only have the demo right now, wait till we see the additional content to judge how much you would pay maybe

[shell bronze]

born too late to explore the first 7 generations of consoles on release
born too soon to experience ready player one
born just in time to

[whole lily]

i hope they add more voiceline variants

[silent flax]

im gonna buy that's for sure

[little verge]

This is planned.

[safe marlin]

Same here

[balmy sand]

Sadly the blow wouldn't have connected, but it makes for a pretty screenshot. I'm wearing the helmet that breaks your first person

[little verge]

https://tenor.com/view/see-you-soon-gif-25896299

[silent flax]

why willie screams cuckold?

[whole lily]

can you make the french people lore accurate
(they sound like theyre constantly suppressing their gag reflex)

[shell bronze]

ON GOD

EVERY TIME I HEAR A FRENCH ACCENT ON A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO WORK ON MY CAR I IMMEDIATELY THINK OF THAT

[little verge]

We have some experts on the French dialect on the team.

[shell bronze]

ol school insult

[whole lily]

also please make voicelines simple to mod i want to replace every taunt voiceline with the trevor "GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!"

[safe marlin]

❤️

[ancient linden]

I get what you mean, but I can judge by the demo because I value the time I've already spent in it more than the price I'll eventually pay for the full thing

[silent flax]

but what it meant back then?

[tender quest]

no idea what happened there

[shell bronze]

elbowed bro

[west comet]

i've bought baldur's gate 3 and kcd2 at full price but they have regional pricing, def would not have done that otherwise

[balmy sand]

this boss is tense as hell in abyss

[muted dew]

EYYY LONG TIME NO SEE

[balmy sand]

im edging him with repeated thrusts to keep him defending

[safe marlin]

I agree in a sense, but still if you enjoy the demo enough to even consider paying. It would be worth waiting to see what in store in terms of content before deeming a purchase worthy or not, just my opinion tho

[silent flax]

kcd2 is cheaper in usa than in my country 🙂

[balmy sand]

and praying he doesnt thrust at me with his big pole

i have no good counter to the guy

[shell bronze]

you have a longsword and some armor right

[west comet]

hallo

[balmy sand]

but if ican smack his big pole away i can probably get a quick thrust in

[balmy sand]

yes

only arm and helmet armour

[shell bronze]

that should do

[balmy sand]

and it isnt good against the spikes because he mangled an arm (it regeneraeted)

[safe marlin]

Just considering that standard games are trying to be sold at $80 that have way less enjoyment and replay ability than the demo of HS

[balmy sand]

i think with arrow time dodges i can counter his weapon

and shank

[shell bronze]

see if you can afford a few pokes and go in close for a half sword kill

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-explosion-fist-bump-gif-13658125860402098400

[balmy sand]

im trying to froce him to downwards thrust

so i can halfsword, counter, and then kick

[shell bronze]

bait him like how you see me do it

until he goes for a super committed swing

then just try to half sword and go in

[balmy sand]

la Lutte des Combattants

evil ass painting title for this sick scene of me having done a counter and shanking

im trying to keep close so he cant stick me

[shell bronze]

there you go

[balmy sand]

evne when i escaped the grapple, his arm was still dsiabled

so i could just cut an arm off an win the fight

greatsword is strong but i love the entwining capabilities of the deathstick

idk i think greatsword will still be good til plate armour

but by then ill have a pollace

pollaxe

[shell bronze]

keep the sword holstered and grab the death stick

[waxen lance]

monch cronch

[wind charm]

Can you relate?

[balmy sand]

The Ambush

[balmy sand]

cant holster a greatsword

[shell bronze]

oh true

[balmy sand]

not really

[shell bronze]

i don't use greatsword so i forget

[balmy sand]

im the one using fists to crack his skull

[naive holly]

P sure theyre planning on keeping it which is actually fire news for the poors

[balmy sand]

who wants one of my GNARLIEST half sword screenshots

i accidentally mangled the poor bastard with a felling axe

[silent flax]

https://tenor.com/view/bh187-captain-america-red-skull-failing-fail-gif-19613837

[cosmic kelp]

would.

[balmy sand]

my equipment got fucking WORSE dude

i didnt even get any chests this level

i just got a shittier helmet that actually elts me use first-person

[whole lily]

what happened to the vc channels

[balmy sand]

gonna do thsi to you

[cosmic kelp]

:3

[balmy sand]

he's beating my ass

im absolutely goonna steal that weapon

[tawny anvil]

Rate my sword Style

[balmy sand]

Hot take

abyss feels like the intended way to ply

play

[tawny anvil]

Other clip

[balmy sand]

ah yes the Reality Slash

boundless willy confirmed, they were able to glitch the software

nvm

[tawny anvil]

Willy is High Street level atleast

dude take multiple Liver shot and survive

[balmy sand]

high street is wall

willy is atleast peak human striking strength

willy isnt even peak human durability

base willy is just peak human in all regards except speed and durability and intelligence

[tawny anvil]

BUT!, if you use setting and set player damage taken to 0, hes durable

tanky

[balmy sand]

thats

not base willie

[tawny anvil]

what about willie full power

[balmy sand]

if i open up a cheat software and give willie laser eyes

it doesnt count

'full power' willie is the baron

[tawny anvil]

no no, i mean in game setting

[balmy sand]

i will get in a toxic powerscaling debate with you vro

dont tempt me

[tawny anvil]

set his damage taken to lowest

[balmy sand]

setting alteration is not base willie

🤷

[tawny anvil]

dont worry bro, im not even into power scaling, chill bro

im not toxic

[balmy sand]

anyway

watch me "legitimately" scale willie to boundless

[tawny anvil]

ok

[balmy sand]

this footage shows that willie is capable of manipulating his own reality and glitching out the recording software with his strikes

however, these strikes cannot pierce willie armour

these boundless attacks cannot pierce the armour which is thusly boundless, giving the baron boundless durability

willies can damage armoured enemies with their fists

boundless striking strength

weapons give boundless attack potential

[tawny anvil]

OOMAGAAA

i got enlightenment

[balmy sand]

notice how

willie uses a sword?

https://tenor.com/view/mihawk-one-piece-agenda-piece-mihawk-upscale-mrbeep-gif-4652002396828019758

[tawny anvil]

willie tier 0, Powered by my potato OBS studio

[balmy sand]

WILLIE IS A SWORDSMAN AND THE GAME IS LITERALLY CALLED HALFSWORD

MIHAWK UPSCALE

[tawny anvil]

Other clip

[balmy sand]

Shit got me feeling like obi wan kenobi whenever i cut their hands off

[floral mauve]

holy shit we're gonna havea castle map?

ii think thats what the cabinet's for

or maybe theyll reskin abyss

[wind charm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1082232813698424884/1382779070500175892/HighresScreenshot00001.png?ex=68661a1d&is=6864c89d&hm=9a4b04a610ad1fe51e103ba8db342351e1a11f6e490501c3ec876388d6ef44da&

[muted dew]

There was one in the .io version of the game

[floral mauve]

ye thats what i based my guess of

[little verge]

https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfSword/comments/1lpscok/fanart_halfsword_inspired_claymation/

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-iliketrains-trains-gif-4905803

[cosmic thistle]

examina 2.0

[soft osprey]

comes in
examina 2.0
leaves

[silver geyser]

#work-in-progress message

My guess is that this cabinet will be in the throne room of a King/Emperor and he will be the final boss of the game.

[naive holly]

I was gonna try examina but shit crashes immediately no matter what fixes i try lmfao so refunded it

[tough yew]

MP guy who advocates for it constantly

[balmy sand]

pickels and pickels and MUSTAAARD

https://tenor.com/view/kendrick-lamar-mustard-gif-3532950431606891206

[shell bronze]

mp guy when the physics based game with inherent jank goes mp

(something egregious will happen.)

i played enough beamng multiplayer to know it kind of doesn't end well

[solemn holly]

brain is so rotted they can't handle non live service battle pass filled multiplayer games

[naive holly]

Yeah wtf happened.

I just played thru two medal of honor games from a decade ago for fun and it was great like

Dead game oh no

[solemn holly]

a game can be fun without multiplayer

[mint wadi]

For anyone interested, here's a reproduction of a late medieval tressior as featured in #work-in-progress today

https://www.facebook.com/rzezbarobert/posts/replica-of-late-medieval-tressior-all-made-of-oak-wood-on-1-photo-me-to-show-sca/4551421861618446/

Well, I'll just send the photos

Since it would make you login.

Hate facebook.

[summer brook]

k

[solemn holly]

i can't believe they made half sword cabinet into a real thing

[mint wadi]

Credit: Wood With History on Facebook

Think about how much this detail work would have cost in the 1450s

[finite prairie]

penis

[naive holly]

True they just sitting there chiseling and shit

[cerulean herald]

Yall remember smurf cat

[naive holly]

Mfw I prefer offline single player experiences

[cerulean herald]

Idk

[naive holly]

Can't say i do Samuel

[cerulean herald]

Damn

[naive holly]

Oh wait yeah the lil mushroom dude

Fungus like willie

[shrewd patio]

how do you guys handle defense

like how does one parry everything or block

[mint wadi]

You don't.

[naive holly]

Clueless is really good at defense tbh he'll have advice

[shrewd patio]

i feel like i can land hits and i have spacing down, i just can't really parry consistently

[mint wadi]

There's also the dodge option.

[lime perch]

is it just me or is the commoner boss extremely OP

[meager girder]

you mean because reach?

[lime perch]

Yeah amongst other things

[fierce solar]

branding for this game:
"HALF SWORD, WE'LL FUCK WITH YOUR WILLIE"

[naive holly]

When he has that sword and you hav no armor, he is indeed the hardest imo

[mint wadi]

Parrying is risky for everyone. Even Clueless probably only successfully parries less than 50% of the time.

[meager girder]

reach is the name of the game when it comes to unarmored

[naive holly]

But quite doable

[meager girder]

just stab the commoner boss with a pitchfork

[shrewd patio]

okay okay, so mostly just focus on spacing and timing

[meager girder]

yep

[shrewd patio]

parrying is not necessarily the go-to

[naive holly]

Yupppp.

Eventually you'll get more comfortable with parries but theyre not exactly easy

[meager girder]

and risky

[lime perch]

It's hard to stab when the alt key mostly just makes me swing overhead instead of stabbing. He just idles my sword above my head xd

[shrewd patio]

yeah, i have probably 100 hours total and they're still pretty tough

[lime perch]

does the FOV play a huge role in how you percieve the game or does it not really matter that much? like is lower fov better?

[tepid vale]

Kingdom come dehydrated

[shrewd patio]

thank you guys for the advice 😃

[shell bronze]

that's correct

the other 50% consist of 10% instant deaths and 40% me simply not going for the parry and just controlling distance

[mint wadi]

Yeah lol the instant deaths are quite amusing sometimes.

Thinking you have the parry but they juked you and now you have a sword in your neck.

[shell bronze]

sometimes you want to put on a bit of a show and go for consecutive parries

then a horrible tragic fate happens

dangerous game to play unless you're fighting in man at arms/veteran

[lime perch]

I once hit the commoner boss in the arm with my sword thinking I did good, but in return he sliced my entire torso in half 🙂

[shell bronze]

that's why i find veteran clips to be WAY easier

[shell bronze]

gotta do it like this

[lime perch]

Very few games makes my jaw drop but seeing your character get stabbed in the bollocks repeatedly is certainly something

[mint wadi]

My favorite guard is the Ox Guard

It's not really great as a "guard" but it really lines up slashes for you.

[shell bronze]

irl it's a very competent guard

[lime perch]

bro that overhead is perfect, I really struggle with mine

[shell bronze]

but in here it's balls

[shell bronze]

the auto parry compromises ox/kasumi no kamae entirely

[shell bronze]

do this to practice overheads

[mint wadi]

It's especially good at abusing reach.

I did get lucky here in that he swing early and missed me though.

[mint wadi]

You can't fully do ox always anyways, sometimes the game is just like "no"

[shell bronze]

can you really call it luck or simply strategic superiority and exploiting a blunder on ai willie's part

[thick ridge]

can someone gimme left 4 dead 2 its 2 bucks plssssssss

[mint wadi]

Bit of both.

[shell bronze]

@lime perch

[quaint mirage]

Bring back wrestling

[lime perch]

Bro how do you like stick your sword out like that? I was holding alt etc but it was just brining it super low down in a pointy formation

your's is like halfway up and out

I couldn't parry shit

[thick ridge]

can someone gimme l4d2 plsss?

[mint wadi]

hahaha life ain't fair and the world is mean

[lime perch]

bro it's like $1 on steam

[thick ridge]

2 actaully

[mint wadi]

buy it yourself it's $2

[lime perch]

yikes dude

[mint wadi]

Did you watch the clip

It holds no relevance to the guy begging for a game

[waxen lance]

check this finisher

[thick ridge]

i would if i had the money

[shell bronze]

a good overhead is kind of just the answer to a LOT of things

[mint wadi]

Overheads and vertical slashes in general are THE answer to most things if you can do them correctly.

At least IRL.

[shell bronze]

it's funny until you are the person who dies

[mint wadi]

They work both as attacks and parries.

Since if you match the speed of your opponent or go slightly faster as they are attacking horizontally, you sword will come in contact with theirs always with vertical slashes.

Barring specific circumstances where they go above yours after you've attacked.

[meager girder]

it's why kendo spams overheads irl

[shell bronze]

that's precisely why i do those quick overheads

it's what i do irl

i'm more well versed with kenjutsu/kendo

[lime perch]

I just died in abyss cos of the scythe guy. I cut his arm off which led to him dropping it and then it cut my leg off when it wasn't even in his hand

[wanton grove]

where points used for refreshing your equipment always a thing?

[mint wadi]

yeah the uh...parry didn't work.

[lime perch]

you are crazy good bro, I've got 6hrs in and I still struggle with the controls

[mint wadi]

He has like...400

Same with any of us here though that are regulars.

[lime perch]

The replayability is crazy for this game though

[shell bronze]

such is the nature of trying to fight the axe without gauntlets and arm armor

[mint wadi]

such is the nature of trying to fight the axe without gauntlets and arm armor

ftfy

[shell bronze]

true....

[mint wadi]

I hate bashing the polearms aside

[mint wadi]

it's so...inconsistent.

[shell bronze]

2h axe is easier to deal with

the easiest way is to dodge

the cooler way is to do what i do best

[shrewd patio]

lol

so to practice parries do you just 1v1 specific weapons for like an hour

[shell bronze]

like 30 minutes for me

[tender quest]

over 1000 for me

[shell bronze]

i just switch to my default commoner loadout, uptier him, and skip rounds until i fight the weapon i want

then i move on to the next weapon

[ivory pumice]

day 1000000 on trying to beat halfsword's ultimate challenge

[mint wadi]

I usually deal with shield/1h axe wielders by exploiting distance and openings

[shell bronze]

30 minutes is before i give up on the stylish parries and brutally murder them with pure footwork

i time my sessions

😂

[shell bronze]

the one handed weapon wielders in general

they're bullying victims

literally impossible to lose to them on any grounds other than jank and skill issue

[mint wadi]

big fan of any stances that lets you do quick flicks with the 2h swords.

[shell bronze]

or failed parries

[mint wadi]

yeah parrying 1 handed is like...5% chance for me tbh

[mint wadi]

2 handed is probably 10%

[shell bronze]

i can parry one handed mace and swords well if they do higher up strikes

the leg cutting bs i immediately watch for the wind-up and back away to immediately wind up for my left strike

[mint wadi]

maces don't count because you can parry bad on those and come out fine.

[fervent temple]

Is there still a beta or early access separate from the demo?

[shell bronze]

they do sting though

[mint wadi]

I often parry but since it's sharp, they nab me a little and I die.

since I've started playing on damage all the way up for both.

[lunar oxide]

not really sure how it happened but this guy ended up impaling himself on his sword.

[shell bronze]

most fights against the one handeds go like this in veteran

and in commoner/militia i don't even record the clips a majority of the time they're too easy to kill

[fierce wedge]

sometimes when you keep your point forward the enemy willie ai just decides its best course of action is ramming into you

[lunar oxide]

Look again, it's his own sword not mine.

[shell bronze]

you can literally pull off some bs muhammad ali evasion against them

[fierce wedge]

OH ITS HIS OWN SWORD

HOW

[shell bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/muhhamad-ali-gif-5188140

[fierce wedge]

man boxing looks like loony toons

[shell bronze]

that's tha goat right there

[slender ember]

the luckiest shot ever on his neck.

This feels unearned now.

[spare sentinel]

win shift s to take a screenshot btw

[slender ember]

Ik I got a load of screen shots.

[spare sentinel]

Yet you took a photo of your screen with your phone

[slender ember]

Was just lazy about it

[spare sentinel]

Pretty sure taking your phone out, opening discord, going to this server, this channel, selecting the camera, taking the photo was more effort than "win shift s" "alt tab" "ctrl v"

[slender ember]

I was excited and lazy bruh =3=

[slender ember]

Well thank you for teaching me that.

[spare sentinel]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-fall-off-chair-fat-man-trirtir-gif-8891521513709455294

[slender ember]

Dose the ultimate challenge end with the Barron as well?

[mint wadi]

Bro was FLABBERGASTED

[shell bronze]

one handed spear is literally a joke

except the 2% chance where it lines up just right and immediately ends your run

[lunar oxide]

Just more practice. Working with half swording at the moment.

[mint wadi]

I like using the polearms as bonk machines

[shell bronze]

i mean that's pretty much how i play them after soldier tier

[shell bronze]

historically biblically accurate way to use a spear

this is how most fights against a spear without armor or equal reach end

you kind of just like
die

i tried fighting a naginata one time and i literally could not even get close to the guy

[shell bronze]

taking any kind of damage in veteran for me is an insult

and i either don't clip it or try to farm the aura back

[stark bone]

finally some fucking new maps #updates

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-thats-bait-tom-hardy-mad-max-gif-5055384

[mint wadi]

going crazy on them

I feel like a goblin when I use this setup.

[cyan siren]

what would you guys say are insta-win weapons for each tier, beggar? its the candlestick in spoilance. commoner? pitchfork, and all the tiers with the goendong or whatever its that

[shell bronze]

beggar candlestick
pitchfork into militia
plancon into veteran+
voulge/plancon to infinity

[cyan siren]

man polearms are just peak

[austere salmon]

consider isntead: greatsword

[muted dew]

Fax my Willie, spit yo shit indeed

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

Probably my only armored takedown with a dagger

[cyan siren]

im not sure the dagger had much role there

you just kinda dragged him down

[muted dew]

I used to dagger to give him a bear hug

Bite the curb lil willie

[sinful torrent]

i cant stand that rank

takes years to kill

[muted dew]

That is frankly a skill issue. dont attack and defend like you would in lower tiers

[austere salmon]

i dont think its meant to bend like that

[steady magnet]

HOLY SHI

im, at the baron

[little plover]

how is the accuracy even possible holy

[steady magnet]

suddenly

[sinful torrent]

you're right its a skill issue, as i dont play ranks where u have to hit metal 2000 times to even harm willie in the slightest.

[muted dew]

"2000 times"
either strike the helmet or thrust into the armpits. those are your options

[cyan siren]

i mean its kinda cool. but i feel like a tier that only gives you two possible ways to get anything done is kinda boring

like either its just wild swinging in general head direction. or a stab your never gonna pull off intentionally

[sinful torrent]

fist play on top bro idc

[muted dew]

It has 3 targets per person. but both having armor changes the dynamic of how you attack and defend to use your own and get around the opponents armor

[shell bronze]

it's almost like

it's almost like the armor serves its purpose

😱

[austere salmon]

neither of you having armor forces you to play defensively and strike at openings or master ripostse

[sinful torrent]

too much armor

[shell bronze]

yeah it's exactly how a full kit armored duel would go

no game of thrones cardboard armor here

[muted dew]

https://tenor.com/view/i-cannot-believe-that-mark-phillips-rdcworld1-thats-unbelievable-no-way-gif-27100137

[sinful torrent]

🤣

[cyan siren]

ok cool. doesnt mean im not allowed to voice my opinion that the knight tiers are a little boring because of how limited you are

[sinful torrent]

I agree

[shell bronze]

and i simply am voicing an opinion on your opinion

armor works and it's realistic wow

[muted dew]

Im not saying you are not allowed to dislike it. Im just saying that your argument for why its bad doesnt really hold up

[shell bronze]

nothing you can do about it

downgrade and enjoy

[cyan siren]

see i feel like theres a mocking tone there

which just makes it an insult and not an actual opinion

[muted dew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNpHMKwjIdM
for reference

[shell bronze]

because your opinion defies common reason and i treat it as such

[shell bronze]

i love dequitem

day one fan

[muted dew]

Armored fencing also involves a lot of grappling

[sinful torrent]

why does everyone here speak like they got A+ in English😝

[shell bronze]

can i not articulate myself

[shell bronze]

yeah it just ends up with wrestling

much more difficult to land strikes with big clunky weapon that gets stuck

[muted dew]

This particular video doesnt but like 75% of them does

[muted dew]

Any historically accurate weapon is still more nible than the opponents body

[cyan siren]

i dont know man. i feel like insulting someone just cause they said only being able to fight in a single way kinda takes the coolness away is kinda dumb. like even on tier down is so far above the full knight tier. because you can actually attack in different ways than just
swing at head. swing at head. swing at head. swing at head. oh hey i accidentally stabbed him somewhere

[muted dew]

You can still stab the armpits or wrestle them

some cuts can get the underside of the armpit too

[sinful torrent]

when multiplayer comes in the future shit will be more fun -just saying

[shell bronze]

oh easily

they're all made for balance

[muted dew]

even one handed club can change direction faster then the opponent can evade

[shell bronze]

if it's not bludgeoning it usually ends up being about getting between the armor

and nothing quite as reliable as dragging your guy to the ground and jabbing him

[muted dew]

Hard strikes to the body still have some effect just far less than the head

[naive holly]

Who gonna tell him

[sinful torrent]

??

[muted dew]

Get thrown silly

[naive holly]

Online multiplayer is not on the roadmap or under development

[sinful torrent]

keyword: Future

[stone sage]

what the fuck, slow down?

who gave you slow mo powers

[muted dew]

The great ones above (the developers)
its part of the demo, just press f

[stone sage]

OH

[naive holly]

You can use arrow time for slow-mo,

And slow-mo happens for a moment when the screen flashes when you win

[stone sage]

i thought that used to just

make a weird white pulse happen

[summer brook]

lock on was moved to x

wait not x

z

[cyan siren]

how do you even wrestle people

i cant even grab. willie just lets go

[naive holly]

Sheer determination of will

Yeah grabbing is inconsistent

[muted dew]

Discombobulate

[naive holly]

Holy moly

Holup

[stone sage]

THAT WAS A LOCK ON?

[frail forge]

the murderer

[short pagoda]

ONLY 3 IN STOCK CHOCOLATE CAKE GET IT NOWW!11!!

https://tenor.com/view/person-below-me-gets-chocolate-cake-person-below-me-gets-chocolate-cake-gif-5547626451795509463

[muted dew]

Seems like he forged his own armor

[dense terrace]

Is it posibble to beat the game?

I had the final boss in the ultimate challenge i had him unarmed and even on low graphics so the game wont crash and guess what happened! Right as i was about to swing my last to his death the game just crashed

[solemn holly]

graphics aren't the issue, it's a bug with the blood and gore

turn those both off

then you should be able to beat the ultimate challenge

[sleek gull]

Neat lil disarm

[naive holly]

Sir you just cut vertically down his forearm

Holup I got a fun disarm too

Messy but,

@sleek gull

Yoink

[verbal tapir]

how to access the game?

[mint wadi]

lol it ended with the music

[mint wadi]

go to the steam page for half sword, then download the demo.

[verbal tapir]

I downloaded it and I have a dark room instead of an arena

[proven verge]

double pommel strike ftw

[mint wadi]

I BROKE MY LEG ON HIS FACE

AND THEN GOT SUPLEXED BY THE AI

[iron lance]

are the cabinets ingame?

[mint wadi]

No, but they will be when early access releases.

Presumably in a castle scenario

[iron lance]

thanks

[iron lance]

how are you doing these kicks man 😭

[mint wadi]

I like melee a lot.

Anyways, I'm using Halfsword Enhancer which you can get on Nexus Mods to use slow motion without it using stamina.

You can kick like that without slow mo but it's basically impossible to actually watch the kick as it happens that way.

You just turn your camera and body as you kick, pressing S to go back+ A or D to turn respectively makes you turn on your heels, so you turn fast.

[desert acorn]

jaw removal

no more chewing for Willie

[warped apex]

slowly getting to full sword lmfao

[mint wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-stop-playing-you-cant-be-serious-can't-believe-it-for-real-gif-15330755033980503548

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368875124975206460/1384709643497898024/Willieball.gif

[mortal perch]

Guys I cut willy leg and the bone texture was put in the wrong space and gave him a willy

[warped apex]

I see another puff

[dire moon]

Hopefully they fix that along with adding a story mode open world

[mortal perch]

I want open world but u can run into people

It'd be cursed and I'd love it

It'd be so chaotic

[dire moon]

I think it would actually be quite manageable in fact

Like a money system and such as well

[mortal perch]

I just know theyd need to fix the blood

If they made a big world

[dire moon]

Start out as a peasant and then join a revolt. Eventually lead it,

[mortal perch]

Bc it makes a lot of lag

[desert acorn]

open world would have a few issues with that

[dire moon]

Too much.

But its a fun idea

[desert acorn]

the game can barely render the 6 characters in a buhurt match

[mortal perch]

Yeah

Thats what I was gonna say

[desert acorn]

so a revolt with like 4 peasants wouldnt be much

[mortal perch]

Yeah brave stand lol

Well, theres diff classes there

So Ig sorta different

[short pagoda]

fatal crash error (slurs)

[dire moon]

The crashing sucks but in my head I imagine something like kingdom come deliverance

[mint wadi]

I present to you...the perfect first person peasant axe clip

[dire moon]

For story and open world. Each town would have a house u could buy and ppl u could challenge. Arenas n such

[desert acorn]

#halfsword-chat-⚔ message

I mean, I still have this one

[mint wadi]

True true

[desert acorn]

but yeah

[dire moon]

I dislike how the sun is at the opponents back.

[desert acorn]

overheads are hard to get right

so many times they just slip off to one side

[dire moon]

Back to the story mode open world tho.
Could be kinda fun to have different factions around that u can approach and challenge or whatnot as well
Like the woodsman has a faction of lumberjacks in the forest that u fight or something, nobles like the baron in the main castle. Peasants and beggars or highway men bandits between towns on the road that try to rob or attack. That sort of shit

[smoky relic]

At this point just play kcd2

[dire moon]

Bounty hunters. All that good stuff. Could really lead to an interesting and great game
Each town u go to would have homes to buy so u can store your shit

[dire moon]

Nah that sword fighting style isn't as fun to me I guess. I enjoy this more where I can manipulate the blade

[smoky relic]

I can understand that

[dire moon]

I'd enjoy seeing willy go up from peasant to commoner and eventually noble and such

But with the same style of fighting we have now.

[lapis marsh]

Noble Willy

[dire moon]

I been wishing for this since mortal Kombat deception tho. Loved how I could travel to the different realms and such

[mint wadi]

I have created a gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1219796950497366020/1390085456838004816/AxeDead.gif

[dire moon]

Noble willy is fucking huge!
... Wait

[lapis marsh]

Real

[smoky relic]

Any fun techniques to learn in half sword?

I mastered spinning heel kicks

Anything else

[tawny compass]

I wanna see the spinning heel kick

[dire moon]

So many

Spinning heel kick is like entry level.

[smoky relic]

Mhm

[dire moon]

Watch some real long sword fights and mimick the way they hold before they attack

[smoky relic]

It lowkey might be the strongest technique though

[dire moon]

Like low and high guards and such

[smoky relic]

Because even with damage set really low a spinning heel kick still knocks them out in 1-2 hits on the jaw

[plucky remnant]

The spin is fun

Spinning slashes is next level

[smoky relic]

What’s this?

I’ve never heard of that

[plucky remnant]

Spin around and slash a tiny spot under the armor, like a 360 no scope

[dire moon]

Have u tried using the handle of the spear yet by holding half sword style and using like general grievus or however it's spelled

[smoky relic]

Ima try this

I’ve been trying to figure out a way to do a roundhouse to the head

But I’ve gotten no where with it

[plucky remnant]

You can lock their heads on the back of the spear if you do that

[dire moon]

I have been enjoying the half sword grip a lot, it's fun to use to throw the opponents weapon out of the way and then come back with an attack as u move to defend

[plucky remnant]

Just spin, move your camera down so the kick is facing up, and spin your kick. Make sure your camera isn't locked on.

[smoky relic]

Ok I’ll try this thanks

[gilded breach]

i wonder why escape from tarkov is listed as an influence on half sword (havent played it but looking to scratch an itch)

[stone lintel]

Does anybody know how i can stop the fatal errors

[dire moon]

Because eventually you'll be able to join in different maps, and exit with gear and loot

[sleek gull]

Live in 5! Twitch link in bio!

[ionic goblet]

help me plz

[dire moon]

With what

Wait nvrm im in the middle of something sorry

[fierce acorn]

anyone here in wyoming?

[umbral mica]

I hope we get a bar fight

[dire moon]

No.

[fierce acorn]

is anyone in wyoming?

[dire moon]

Oh. Yes

But not me

[lapis marsh]

There are people in Wyoming yes

[fierce acorn]

false

[fierce acorn]

false

[lapis marsh]

False

[fierce acorn]

exactly, no one lives in wyoming

less in oregon

[dire moon]

Why did u ask then!

I'm much farther south

[fierce acorn]

To make a point that neither exist

[dire moon]

Oh. Fair.
I don't know about that tho. I have seen both on a map

[fierce acorn]

Yeah but they were made up to take more space

[lapis marsh]

Wyoming is a lie made by big farma to sell you less food

[fierce acorn]

Yeaha

dont forget big Maps too

[candid saffron]

yo which version is more recent

[amber vessel]

Death is a concept invented by Big Nature to stop you from living forever

[candid saffron]

itch or steam demo

[amber vessel]

Remember that

[amber vessel]

Itch hasnt been updated in forever

[candid saffron]

thats what it felt like

[dire moon]

Mines on a small map

[candid saffron]

i been playing the hell out of the demo but i cant get past the peasant boss so i downloaded the itch version but it feels worse

[amber vessel]

Steam demo is most recent

[candid saffron]

is passing the peasant boss somthing most ppl can do

[amber vessel]

Usually yeah

Grab the knife in the middle of the map and run him down with it pointing out

[lapis marsh]

I prefer the long candlestick

Gives you better range and protection

[short pagoda]

im gonna get my fourth baron kill soon

[candid saffron]

i use this for the first grete warrior

but i cant find any weapons in the peasant arena

[short pagoda]

just get the pitch fork gear, its good for that boss

[lapis marsh]

Wait you mean the scythe man?

Double handed axe

[solemn nova]

how to play with my friends?

[dire moon]

They're impossible until u do it then you're like wtf was wrong w me

[dire moon]

Hand in the pants

[solemn nova]

done, now?

[grand rapids]

i keep getting fatal errors bro

[dire moon]

If u mean here u can't play with their half sword on halfsword yet

[grand rapids]

makes the ultimate challenge impossible

[dire moon]

Blood off

Almost off at least

[grand rapids]

that makes it boring tho

[dire moon]

That's the only way rn.

[solemn nova]

so i cant play with a friend in the demo?

[short pagoda]

im clashing with the soon to be killed fourth baron

[dire moon]

U asked

[solemn nova]

n why when i play i'm in the dark place always?

[grand rapids]

damn ill just wait until its fixed to play

[dire moon]

https://tenor.com/view/uganda-do-you-know-the-way-sonic-knuckles-gif-12545931

[short pagoda]

dw

you can fix it with gentle mode

thats how to not get fatal errors

for now

[grand rapids]

yeah but gentle makes the gore bad

[short pagoda]

it will be patched and you can finally use gore

eh

turn blood a little

so you understand if you did land hits

but too little

[dire moon]

@solemn nova not that I'm aware of no

[short pagoda]

since blood is what triggers the error i think

[grand rapids]

its dismemberment that triggers it for me

specifically the head and upper body

[dire moon]

Try with blood off

[short pagoda]

i told him that

[grand rapids]

ill do it tmr i cba to play now

[dire moon]

The blood literally kills the game

[grand rapids]

10 fatal errors in less than 15 minutes killed my motivation to play

[short pagoda]

yh

just turn on gentle mode at this point

and turn blood a inch

i use that thing to get baron kills usually

fatal eerror pmo

[dire moon]

Happened to me too til I turned the blood off. Then I got the baron and it's back on again

[short pagoda]

nice, im going for my fourth baron kill rn

clashing with him

[dire moon]

Would u enjoy this as an open world game also?

[short pagoda]

not really ig

imagine

your slaughtering

[dire moon]

Different towns have different barons, maybe different weapons n such

[short pagoda]

and you get ambushed

so open world game would both be laggy and too hard

and also

know that abyss exists

you can just walk and loot

[dire moon]

Oh yeah, game over at that point. Part of the fun tho. Sort of dark souls meets the Witcher meets kingdoms come

[short pagoda]

kill and slaughter

[dire moon]

I haven't tried abyss yet

The ultimate challenge was enough for me when I was getting fatal errors so I just kept with the free mode after the baron. I'll try it today tho

[short pagoda]

abyss is hard

but not harder than ultimate challengee tho

baron bossfight takes like almost onee hour to kill and if we include other willies

[pearl zinc]

baron ez

change ur settings like a noob

[short pagoda]

yh

but

[pearl zinc]

and just hope for a lucky shot

[short pagoda]

its a little timeconsumin

[pearl zinc]

its fun tho

[short pagoda]

and while trying to get to baron the willies can kill you

[pearl zinc]

ive killed him 3 times and i barely play the game

[short pagoda]

like how i got one tapped when i was at last wave before baron

[pearl zinc]

u kill the willies tho

i usually kill them in time

then the baron ambushes me cuz i didnt realise how far i was in the game

gicing me a heart attack

giving

[pearl zinc]

make sure to take their gloves if u dont have them alr trust me

[short pagoda]

i do

[pearl zinc]

i couldnt see it and got my hand cut off\

[short pagoda]

i even use my fists when i feel like my weapon isnt working well on them

[pearl zinc]

i tried kicking the baron to death lol

what i remember is that he lost his first weapon and swithced to his sword and somehow threw it at me or somth

and got my hand cut off

theres a pic of a glitch in bug reporting

imma stop yapping no

w

[short pagoda]

his sword is a little op but weighy so i usually try my best to block or parry

[pearl zinc]

e

one of my friends wants me to play bobloc

so yuh

cya

[candid saffron]

bruh

how do i kill this second boss

with the scythe

there are no weapons in the whole arena

[solemn holly]

because you need to equip one in the menu

[candid saffron]

you can do that

?\

oh shit

i just clicked the peasant icon

changed everything

thanks

[dusty iron]

Is willie sometimes speaking german?

some voicelines feel like they are

[solemn holly]

it's english with an accent

[dire moon]

Yes and make sure when u get farther u choose your faction so u can pick the next teirs as they come too. Otherwise you'll be a commoner fighting the baron

[candid saffron]

ok what abt

guys that just point the tip of their weapon at u

i cant get past them i try smacking them away

[dire moon]

U can try the halfsword hold and rotate

Someone posted a great technique for it.
Hold on half sword with the handle toward the enemy, as they approach side step right and rotate at the same time so blade it facing enemy now

Try a few in Freeplay

[candid saffron]

oooh good idea

[dire moon]

It works consistently when u can string it all together and it feels really nice too. More like you're actually moving with purpose rather than trying different things til something sticks.
I have a fun method for the shield opponents too if u get stuck on them

[dire moon]

Lmk how it's working

[candid saffron]

working on getting to the point in the game where there ARE people with swords 💔

[solid sun]

Has anyone uploaded a extended version of Aurelio on youtube? I need it for a dnd im working on

[twilit escarp]

man, that guy really tried to go down swinging after a greatsword severed his windpipe, I almost feel bad for him

[naive holly]

Can always do free play and have swords rn. Gauntlet is just one of 3 ways to play the game

[candid saffron]

how do you swap modes?

[dire moon]

There's the challenge mode. Free mode and abyss. U select free mode at the menu but idk how to go back to challenge mode

[naive holly]

So you can do gauntlet, free play at the bottom right, or abyss with the red button

To return to gauntlet from free play theres a giant button where the faction list would be

Few fun stabs bc i love stabbing

[shell bronze]

bait them into attacking by stepping back and forth with shift

then either parry or just exploit the opening somehow

[candid saffron]

damn those are impresive especially the two handed

[shell bronze]

like this

after a while it's easy to gauge which attacks can be parried/exploited and which ones to just wait out

[formal plover]

this is like an op endgame ability that you only get when you beat the game lmao i didnt even see it hit his neck

[naive holly]

Bro is simply cracked

[shell bronze]

it's very common when you parry the one handed guys and their own weapon flings yours at their neck

or close parries in general

[tired stream]

parrying is cool

[shell bronze]

i've been having some recreational low skill fun with the kratos build

[sleek mica]

Need a frame by frame of that one

[shell bronze]

i block his side swipe

and my sword outreaches his

[dire moon]

Work on small movements. A lot of the game tends to have us want to do big grand gestures but even the most minor can land a killing blow. It's about keeping that blade at the enemy

[shell bronze]

so as he takes that final step my blade just swipes him

then i flick it the other way and it just slits his throat

[naive holly]

@shell bronze question, was this just lucky or is there actually tech to stab from a higher guard, just in your experience.

Ik theres no actual feature but if I can find a way to fenagle this consisntent.... my god

[shell bronze]

i actually nailed him before his falchion even touched my sword

if you listen and watch a bit close

[dire moon]

It's actually a technique

[shell bronze]

irl i do that but the game doesn't like it when you try doing that stuff

[formal plover]

looks like you swung hard enough to the left to get the sword lifted like that before you stabbed i could be wrong though

[dire moon]

Move like you're going to raise the sword all the way above head but then lower a bit and move to the left or right and you'll hold that high guard form

[sleek mica]

Yeah I see it

[shell bronze]

one of my few problems with the movement is that you can't hold a higher guard and keep your weapon still trained on the enemy

[dire moon]

U can hold it that way with just holding the mouse and left click at a certain angle

[shell bronze]

because it has to decide between parrying and winding up for an attack

[sleek mica]

Yeah we need situational wrist control

Could it be scroll wheel?

[formal plover]

nice, i just increased my fov because i can never see where my weapon is if i have it on the left, actually very helpful

[naive holly]

Exactly, bc using alt stab will always put you in like, plough and just bring the sword back to center

Annoooyyyying

Game would evolve so much if we could do that

[shell bronze]

the ACTUAL physics jank bruh\

i'm just playing around with the local population of commoner longsword users

[sleek mica]

I've had that

[shell bronze]

and this happens

the decaps get weird sometimes

[shell bronze]

ikr

[sleek mica]

They go flying past the fence

[shell bronze]

i wanna do ox/kasumi no gamae so bad

[sleek mica]

They even do a helicopter

[shell bronze]

the helicopter happens more often if you stick a polearm into them

this is precisely why i play uptier

it's more fun fighting an actual variety of weapons

with the exception of the longsword every other weapon combination in commoner is cheeks

[shell bronze]

militia is so much more fun and challenging

[sleek mica]

Soldier would be better if everyone had a breastplate

There would be more distinction between them

[candid saffron]

i cannot win a swordfight for the life of me

😭

[sleek mica]

Joust

[candid saffron]

ive tried standing my ground and parrying and then reacting with a follow up strike but i can never get the follow up strike to do damage before they get another hit in

and when i do successfuly parry it was such a shitty attack from the ai that i probably didnt even have to in thef irst plce

[shell bronze]

don't try to parry until you at least have a grasp on how to kill without parrying

[candid saffron]

i think i do

idk what qualifies as a grasp

[shell bronze]

if you want to simply win against ai willie in a swordfight then footwork should be your first priority

timing second

[candid saffron]

if i like really really really tried my hardest i could get a reliable kill like 60% of the time

thats probably not a grasp

[shell bronze]

let me show you how to win 90%+ of the time

@candid saffron

all of these clips have one thing in common

and were made back to back

not a single parry

[mental kelp]

Ur just being held up by the shield

[drowsy flint]

2 hammers spawned so i broke all his limbs and then poked some extra holes in him to balance the humours

balanced them a little too much though

[fierce acorn]

you know what else is small

my mom 😂 (im like 3 inches taller)

[dire moon]

My wife's mom is tiny AF too, idk what happened. She's like 4 10 maybe but my wife Is in the 5 ft realm.
Your dad is tall right?

[soft kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1047194231875321856/1390130354186096660/Halfswordue5_2025.07.02_-_20.40.28.12.DVR.mp4?ex=68672347&is=6865d1c7&hm=e36c36762ca7d234a5eaac47503381e2c8cdd9597b238a420bbc1cc1cec53e01&

[fierce acorn]

i dont know

taller than me maybe

i'll have to check

[dire moon]

Anyone here tried that windmill technique?? U take a longsword and just twirl it around your body in circles

[fierce acorn]

im taller than my brother

he's around the same height as my mom though i think, im not sure

[fierce acorn]

no

[dire moon]

Brutal. Hopefully that doesn't pose a challenge for him and the ladies. As long as he's confident he will be ok

[soft kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/jango-fett-geonosis-jango-fett-death-jango-fett-gif-6040884377307878183 type shit

[dire moon]

Mace would make a dark willie...

Wait...

[dire moon]

Theres a video from that strider guy where he is using it. Seems pretty legit

[fierce acorn]

from tf2?

do you mean stridah's angels

[dire moon]

That's the one yea

He posted it recently I think. Want to try later tonight. Might just go home and cook tho been a day for sure here at work

Were u trying to find some ppl to sword fight earlier. Is that why u were asking about Wyoming. Or r u really convinced it's not real

[dire moon]

Do u think it's flat

The world

[fierce acorn]

What

????

i mean

world is a word

L is kinda flat

w is flat lines

d has a flat line

if you're talking about the EARTH

then

no it's not flat it's bowtie shaped

[dire moon]

Interesting indeed.

I mean earth tho. I work with some ppl who think it's flat

[fierce acorn]

it's not flat

it's bowtie shaped

[mental kelp]

Brother the earth is an octahedron

[dire moon]

The only thing flat around here is my ex!
Ba bum tsss

[dire moon]

U really think earth is that classy and fancy?

Elegant and refined ayy

[dire moon]

That sword fell pretty flat after u chopped his grasper

[floral terrace]

this game needs a star wars themed dlc

[shell bronze]

i stg they gotta stop doing these fuckass feint overheads

the exact moment i recognize the move it's literally always wraps and i don't like it

[dire moon]

This is why we need factions and tiers of enemy also would be really cool

[shell bronze]

as soon as i mention it it happens again

like bruh

[dire moon]

I'm really hoping I can get under enough of y'all's skin that we make some noise about how we want it to go

And hopefully ppl agree about factions and maybe even the open world aspect of things

I just think it would be too cool journeying from the little village to the castle and get ambushed by bandits or whatnot along the way.

[ashen merlin]

pvp would be amazing in this game

[dire moon]

Or getting to the places and challenging their champions, maybe getting into bar fights, drinking would be kinda funny even, throwing off balance but take less DMG

[dire moon]

I could pass on this for a while

[shell bronze]

game too jank for pvp

[dire moon]

Pvp would be fun but might also end up causing a highly toxic community. More things to do and choose from would be nice before pvp

[shell bronze]

there's better priorities

[soft kelp]

Reminder that what im doing is exactly how knights fought irl

[shell bronze]

bro your vertical swing

[soft kelp]

Ignore that yo

greatswords are concerningly good blunt weapons in this game

[dire moon]

I have yet to get an armored kill with that hammer u were using at the end

[dire moon]

They work decent irl too. Look up buhurt

[shell bronze]

it's possible but genuinely a pita that you're better off just using your fists

[soft kelp]

I get that its a 6 foot long hunk of metal but you can also hit them with the base of the sword and they drop dead

[dire moon]

Bummer lol I feel like the mace isn't properly balanced?

[soft kelp]

Nah mace is good

Kinda jank tho

[dire moon]

Maybe that's what it is. My wife was kicking ass with it but when I gave her the longsword she was just flailing

[dusty terrace]

hello yall, I came in here to report a bug that made the character naked after I died and won simultaneously

[fierce acorn]

That's not a bug

[dusty terrace]

is this a known problem

[soft kelp]

Everyone knows about this

[stable rivet]

thats the freak glitch

[fierce acorn]

Yes but it's not a bug dude

[dire moon]

That's disturbing af

[fierce acorn]

It's an easter egg they added

[dusty terrace]

oh cool

😭

[shell bronze]

this is the ONLY application for a mace in this game

that is somewhat effective

[dusty terrace]

confused the fuck out of me

[fierce acorn]

lol

[shell bronze]

because the armor ensures you don't get bullshit ass cuts and decapitations that prevent you from actually using the mace properly

[soft kelp]

Yeah if you use mace in low armored fights you're cooked

[shell bronze]

on god

[stable rivet]

they definitely buffed the maces as of late though, they used to be way more jank back in the day

[dusty terrace]

range is king I fear

[soft kelp]

Cant even take the mace boss seriously because his head is fully exposed

[dusty terrace]

the AI don't beat your weapons away even though they realistically could since they have leverage

[stable rivet]

nahh, i wouldn't go as far as that, you're not cooked but you are at a disadvantage

[soft kelp]

They do

If you get hit in the head u get dizzy and u might lose grip but

i get what u mean

not the same thing

[dusty terrace]

idk, in commoner tier I can hold my sword out in front of me and then just win

in the traditional "get away from me" guard

[soft kelp]

Ai isnt that advanced yet