🧊-off-topic-iceman-only

[errant bough]

WTF

[jolly temple]

genius

[errant sand]

Are you rege baitng?

Geniune question

Rage*

[inner sail]

why would i spoil my bio with the name of person who i dont even know

[inner sail]

no

[steep vigil]

Fym spoil

Plus u dont need to know em to credit their artwork??

[errant sand]

What do they gain if you comment on their profile

[errant bough]

why is farnsie die

[errant sand]

If you put their name in your bio

More people will find them

[inner sail]

they can ask me

[errant sand]

Maybe commission them cuz they like their art style

[errant sand]

Wdym

What happened to fartsie?

[steep vigil]

They farted to mars

Elon fart

[errant bough]

fartsie nooo

[jolly temple]

check #🎨-css-snippets

[steep vigil]

He gained sentience

[inner sail]

if i want to keep my bio as such

-pronouns
-quote

that's it wouldn't it ruin my bio in a way

[errant sand]

Yeah

You're alone on that one

[spring trellis]

LOL

[inner sail]

#🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[steep vigil]

U do realize pronounces dont have to go into the bio, theres literally a spot for em near the name, and what long ass quote r u writing

[spring trellis]

i could never credit this pfp i forgot who did it

[inner sail]

it's just ruining my bio is what i mean

[steep vigil]

And vro no it wouldnt get ruined its a bio not a poem or sun

[errant sand]

Not needed doesn't eqaule whining about giving credit

[inner sail]

there's thing i want to put in bio and there's thing i dont want to

[steep vigil]

I wonder why u even randomly stated ur opinion on this to begin with

[jolly temple]

*sudo

[inner sail]

saw this one video lol

very long ago tho

[inner sierra]

I don't know artist and in like half asleep but is that senko-san

[steep vigil]

It is

Congratulations

[inner sierra]

LET'S FUCKING GOOOO

[steep vigil]

[inner sierra]

[jolly temple]

xo

[inner sierra]

xO

anyway i go sleep good night vencore

[stark herald]

me too

[errant sand]

Goodnight!!

Don't drown

[errant bough]

YOU'RE STILL SLEEPING WAKE UP

[errant sand]

Nothing is real

You're sleeping

This is all a dream

-# wake up

[jolly temple]

🚰

[wary wharf]

just hopped in to say I've been enjoying Vesktop for a while and I LOVE the new app icon!

[inner sail]

delete this

[steep vigil]

Just hopped in to say i've been SUFFERING with vesktop for a while and i HATE the new app icon

[shadow tusk]

Tell me what it is

Failed to send Request Get "/repos/Vendicated/Vencord/releases/latest": tls: failed to verify certificate: x509: certificate is valid for dns.google, dns.google.com, .dns.google.com, 8888.google, dns64.dns.google, not api.github.com

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

[neon ferry]

👉 #🏥-vencord-support-🏥

(Auto-response invoked by @inner sail)

[errant bough]

wtf

who changed the VC logo

looks like dookie

[inner sail]

me

[spring trellis]

[errant bough]

It blends into my blue background

[cosmic otter]

working on that

[errant bough]

make it pink :3

[jolly temple]

oomf who up that finally reached back

[steep vigil]

It got worse lowk

Make it woke

Add a soyjack

[errant bough]

pink >:3

give it cat ears

[errant bough]

and thigh highs

[long rampart]

My hairline is good for beamng

[errant bough]

what hairline

[jolly temple]

mods ban all showers have image blank but legends z-a

[rich roost]

Then don't use the art if you don't want ton credit them??
I have a nice pfp I got that a artist desided to draw of my OC (no currently using but is on my website)
Yes nothing is forcing me to put it but hours and hours of that person s life went into making it without being asked too
You can ask the artist you got it from if it's cool to not credit them

[long rampart]

My hairline

Kevin is criticizing my perfectly fine hairline

[inner sail]

who's stopping me from using it tho

[errant bough]

ah

[rich roost]

No-one but your lack of morality

[errant bough]

the logo is better

[jolly temple]

small pond is called underdogs that

[errant bough]

I can see it

now

[inner sail]

i pirate indie games btw

[jolly temple]

guy in 2020

[errant bough]

is he going to artist hell because he didn't put attributes for a pfp lmao

[inner sail]

waaaaaaa some random ass person on the internet doesn't want to put my name in their bio

😢

[errant sand]

Nobody is forcing you to give credit

[jolly temple]

usa courts have ultra cute ")

[errant sand]

You're just a bitch if you don't do it when asked

[inner sail]

🤣

[errant bough]

but they never asked

[errant sand]

Why are we still arguing about this

[rich roost]

Ehhh, most people don't and it's understandable since they don't hold any meaning to it
this is just an idiotic stance in terms of not wanting to on principle they can do it

[long rampart]

They're posting it in the internet for a reason

If you're profiting out of it then that's when you have to put credits or when they asked to put credits in the first place

[inner sail]

profiting what

wow you have a nice profile pic here's some money

[errant bough]

Give me money

I have the cutest pfp

[errant sand]

Chat lowk just ignore em

[jolly temple]

cook oomf or estrogen. idiot

[inner sail]

you didn't credit it

[lavish owl]

let me know if you found an answer

[errant sand]

They're baiting

[inner sail]

so no money

[long rampart]

Omg, did you even read my message

[errant bough]

I miss him everyday

[long rampart]

Yeah actually this is bait

[errant sand]

Yeah

[lavish owl]

same, same

[errant sand]

Let's just go on with our days

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-war-thunder-war-cat-war-gif-4929875301120562890

[inner sail]

me when i dont have anything reasonable to say so i just call it bait and move on

[errant bough]

So fellas

[long rampart]

No need to bicker about ft people who can't understand simple things

[errant bough]

Who's in a long-distance relationship

I want to get ur experiences

[errant sand]

Never again

[jolly temple]

venapp

[errant sand]

Never ever

[errant bough]

Okay but

what if

[long rampart]

I've heard long distance relationships don't last long

[errant bough]

Intercontinental LDR

[errant sand]

Oh my god

You're cooked

[inner sail]

intergalactic LDR >>>

[long rampart]

Don't even consider that

It WONT work istg

[errant bough]

My gf is real she lives in another country I swear

[sick wyvern]

VENCORD HALLOWEEN ICON!!!

[mortal rose]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1264667709971501097/caption.gif

[errant sand]

Cap

[inner sail]

mine lives in kepler 1248

[sick wyvern]

H

[jolly temple]

maybe a "good faith debate" with slow as ai should play roblox btw ur fat

[errant bough]

its okay chat

I can just

fly to see her

[errant sand]

No

[long rampart]

Just try not to get too attached to her

[errant sand]

It won't get to that point

[inner sail]

does she also take 15 hour long naps?

[sick wyvern]

You know what Kevin? You make a really good point. Ai should play Roblox. In fact, let’s see you play popular games.

[errant sand]

99999/100000 people break up before it comes to that point

[long rampart]

Hey, maybe he's not in that 99999

[errant bough]

nah I believe in this one

I'd win

[errant sand]

Best of luck

[jolly temple]

extremely challenging

[errant sand]

You'll need it

[sick wyvern]

maximum difficulty

[errant bough]

She's Bri'ish

:3

[sick wyvern]

meow :3

[errant bough]

mrow :3

[inner sail]

yeah you're not winning bro

[long rampart]

British people are cute

[jolly temple]

rn (you do the odds

[errant bough]

yeah I even have a picture of her

[sick wyvern]

0.00001% (or 0.008% with some slight modifications)

[errant bough]

lemme show you guys

[long rampart]

Their accent is so incomprehensible you just focus to their face

[long rampart]

But I'm not British

[errant sand]

Break up

[errant bough]

you are now

[inner sail]

my hand's my only lover has a whole new meaning now

[errant sand]

Immediately

[errant bough]

The revolutionary war was a mistake

[sick wyvern]

if this is real, how could someone be that stupid

[jolly temple]

boo

[sick wyvern]

Halloween

[errant bough]

ooga booga

[eternal pendant]

because its 2025

[still yacht]

Someone put dick in milk so

[lavish owl]

what?

[errant bough]

bond james the name

[fickle cosmos]

I'm sorry?

[still yacht]

a manager got mad cause he couldn’t drink the milk

but the one time

he was able to

there was pubic hair on the ring

[jolly temple]

www

[errant bough]

I'd fight a dude over this

putting their dick in the millk

[topaz dragon]

BC they don't have brain cells

[open pasture]

Excuse me, what the hell?

[jolly temple]

at school campus

[open pasture]

What at school campus

[errant bough]

this ines up

people do some weird shit when liiving on or near campus

[open pasture]

I can not speak from experience so I will take your word for it

[fierce perch]

I've seen the meme of this PLEASE tell me thats what you're referring to 😭

[still yacht]

I think

[tulip wraith]

yo anyone know a mobile browser that opens pop-ups in the background and doesn’t switch you to that tab automatically

[loud badger]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177104013431414826/1336552109994414163/togif.gif

[errant bough]

heh

[jolly temple]

he'll come to park, but they keep that emoji's crazy tuff

[errant bough]

embed failure

[eternal pendant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1099483471430303844/Screenshot_20220610-230916-237.gif

[rugged anvil]

nice server icon :3

[sick wyvern]

meow :3

[eternal pendant]

nyah~!

[errant bough]

mrrrp

[scenic trail]

call me a windows user the way i get pissed off by kworker, kswapd and btrfs-cleaner devouring my resources and then doing absolutely nothing about it

[modern drift]

cute server icon

[jolly temple]

omg, did someone is why my

[lavish schooner]

libSpookycore

why am I shit-colored

@solid coral piss colored :3

"buccaneer" is a strange name for this color

[sick laurel]

💥

[hard island]

battlepass

[visual marsh]

Nice server icon!

[earnest crow]

Mrrow :3

[narrow wing]

spaget

[wraith jasper]

spooky

[open pasture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099761105552814100/1432562711652470895/speechmemified_pasteimage_1.gif

[reef cypress]

boo

[paper gate]

delete

[tame thorn]

@paper gate install glfw and run

[paper gate]

how

[tame thorn]

sudo pacman -S glfw; ./ImTodo

[paper gate]

scary

[jolly temple]

pretty

[paper gate]

guh

[cursive pivot]

i wanna play android games on my laptop

whats a good android emulator guys

[blazing moon]

why so spooky

[thorny thistle]

ah! so spooky!

[keen junco]

The only spooky thing in here is @paper gate

Maybe also @stark herald

[modest basin]

i got linux mint recently and think i might not be smart enough for this lol fgdsghfds maybe i shouldn't've swapped :<

i don't have even half the amount of apps running that i did on the reg on win10 and i have far far less installed

[civic oracle]

maybe that's a good thing

...

[modest basin]

it's crashed like 4 times within the past 2 days :<

[civic oracle]

???

what did u do to make it so that???

once a month is a lot for me

[modest basin]

im not sure
I've only attempted playing rimworld so far and like, yeah i have an oldish laptop here, but before all it'd have is a little lag, and that was with youtube playing in the background :<

before crashing it also seems to, like

lag... like... an insane amount lol, more than I've ever seen

[civic oracle]

by oldish laptop...

what's your cpu

[jolly temple]

firefox users out lawsuits over this situation

[civic oracle]

I'm going to touch you Kevin I'm going to break you Kevin

[modest basin]

im not sure, fgdghfd thats how tech illiterate i am sadly :<
b4 i would've checked task manager but i don't even know if the same shortcut works for that anymore fghjgfd :<

[jolly temple]

creature

[civic oracle]

lscpu

[modest basin]

ohhhh wow, thanku.. i uhh... which of these is it again lol

lots of text lol, fgddfg, i assume u meant terminal right?

[civic oracle]

then find the model name

[modest basin]

AMD Athlon Silver 3050U with Radeon Graphics

thats what it says there anyway

if i checked the right line that is, llol

[civic oracle]

m not too bad

I would expect mint to work pretty well on that

[raw panther]

fgddffgd

[modest basin]

idk what it is :<
like i said, i in my life had never seen lag that bad

the "jitter" on the mouse is insane

the jitter this time was so bad that, when i clicked "save and quit" to try and save before it just outright crashed, it was taking MINUTES for what'd normally take seconds, it ended up crashing while saving :<

[civic oracle]

honestly don't know lol

the extreme left is actually so annoying

[weak vale]

politics in my vencord?

[jolly temple]

"buccaneer" is famous enough

[cosmic otter]

im not annoying

@spring trellis couple messages up

[spring trellis]

the joke was that you are

[cosmic otter]

you seemed confused

[bold adder]

waow new logo

[bold adder]

a little bit but its intriguing to see their point of view

[cosmic otter]

I'll bite

[raw panther]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-attack-bitten-by-a-frog-angry-frog-gif-5275834

[spring trellis]

all sides are annoying in their own way

[weak vale]

frogs can't bite

[weak vale]

oh wait

[raw panther]

lol

[jolly temple]

foss im heartbroken

[raw panther]

straight in your sibbar

[bold adder]

wing and shiggy advertise vencor

[hallow needle]

toast burnr

[bold adder]

https://fixupx.com/ratdent/status/1982888283567960487

rat (@ratdent)

yeah

Quoting katie (@2fat2furi0us)
︀
you're telling me a rat made this??

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FixupX · Oct 27, 2025, 7:13 PM

[jagged skiff]

someone had an accident and my bus has been stuck here for 15 minutes in traffic

how long till they clear the road man

[jolly temple]

[jagged skiff]

i have a fucking chemistry test to do

[bold adder]

that sucks

https://fixupx.com/cuttingbarcode/status/1982934609454346618

kanade (@cuttingbarcode)

????

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FixupX · Oct 27, 2025, 10:17 PM

[spark crescent]

1 year

[open pasture]

bite u

[spring trellis]

LOL

[shell umbra]

13 minutes left off my nitro

[spring trellis]

good

[raw panther]

rip

[shell umbra]

nice about me

[spring trellis]

status*

[shell umbra]

shoo shoo nerd

[open pasture]

touch grass

[spring trellis]

[hallow needle]

[raw panther]

[jolly temple]

vesktop.dev is standalone/pcvr

[hallow needle]

we know kevin, we know

[thick hearth]

witch

🧙

[fast imp]

bitch!

[spark crescent]

Slenderman don't say misogynistic words

[vapid quail]

ZEON??? SINCE WHEN DO YOU APPEAR HERE????

[hallow needle]

since just about a month ago hi

[vapid quail]

toast burnr

[hallow needle]

plugin

toast burnr

[surreal ridge]

[civic wind]

just got vencord after having betterdiscord years ago, whats ur fav plugin?

[rough dome]

no you cant have betterdiscord and vencord at the same time. you cant have the plugins from one work with the other either

[quartz bane]

nice pfp

[fast imp]

my favorite plugin is the cool one

[potent trail]

the one that gives me five billion dollars

[bold adder]

insane

https://tenor.com/view/flying-cat-gif-20904279

[jolly temple]

[⠀](

[thorny thistle]

[surreal ridge]

nanachi

[thorny thistle]

nnaa

[raw panther]

meow

[surreal ridge]

nnnaaaa

[hallow needle]

a

[frigid walrus]

nyaaa

[rapid yoke]

mrrrrp

[inner sierra]

good morning

[inner sierra]

truth

[modern drift]

good morn

[errant crater]

i was using Vencord, how am i not cute yet

[ebon osprey]

meow meow

[jolly temple]

shhhh

[ebon osprey]

shhhh

[jagged skiff]

meow

[modern drift]

what a bio

wow

[raw panther]

mraow

[hallow needle]

hi

[inner sierra]

heloo

:ohmygotto:

aw wtf man

[hallow needle]

emoji fail

[hallow needle]

[inner sierra]

@jolly temple fix my aliucord

[jolly temple]

dinosaurs go ask questions

[hallow needle]

aww man

[modern drift]

there's a setting where kevin pings make him respond

but knowing this server

[short heart]

Hey guys. Been sick these past 3 days. Heavy coughing, wet cough, sore throat. system's a mess. still dunno if it's a cold or the flu because American healthcare is rubbish.

[median owl]

I would say you should probably go to a doctor

and get it checked out

but I have no idea how easy that is in the US

[hallow needle]

you should probably go to the doctor, tho I wouldn't know how expensive that is or whats covered by insurance

[short heart]

As an American (USA'er) that's usually prohibitively expensive, even with insurance I can't be sure I won't get charged $300 even for the consultation fee, and I'm trying to save money

I wish healthcare was free, or that I could go to Canada for this

[hallow needle]

I couldn't imagine needing to pay that much money for a basic human right, hope you get better soon and find a solution

[short heart]

My country wants me to die 🥲 the less sick and old people there are, the more healthy workers there are to feed the megacorporate capitalist system

[jolly temple]

tech illiterate witches even worse wont happen to mess with carl pei

[burnt maple]

wtf is that bio

Penguins

[strong osprey]

i thought the same

probably just rage bait

dont think too much about it

[burnt maple]

[surreal ridge]

splatoon wouldnt exist without the megacorporate capitalist system so im not complaining

[modern drift]

same

wait sutei is a splatoon fan?

[surreal ridge]

you didnt know?

[modern drift]

no

[jolly temple]

if your question

[modern drift]

:3

fav idol GO!!!!

[surreal ridge]

marie or shiver

[jolly temple]

:AmandaCry:

[modern drift]

literally twins

wth

marie is so awesome cus she's sooo, like in a trance-looking, consistently
-# and shiver is just hot

[surreal ridge]

shiver is hot yes

[modern drift]

oh this is a safe space

got it

[modern drift]

forgot we literally talked about octo expansion like a week ago

[inner sierra]

b

[jagged skiff]

mr penis

[main wyvern]

shaw

[hallow needle]

[jagged skiff]

my name is eminem and i like to rap

[jolly temple]

nord vpn is there isnt easy

[inner sierra]

ibs

[modern drift]

i should prolly use these https://litter.catbox.moe/xypll7.jpg

[surreal ridge]

tempted to give you image perms so you dont have to keep posting catbox links

[modern drift]

😭

vee gave me them on my old account (see the bloons spam like 4 weeks ago) but idt that matters

[surreal ridge]

v+ image

[modern drift]

oh thank you

[modern drift]

as i was saying
i should probably use these

used like 2 berries in my lifetime

[inner sierra]

Guys.... eunoia is dead....

I would show it.....

[modern drift]

who....

[native night]

how do i get access to send messages in the dev channels 😭

[modern drift]

#📖-info message

[jolly temple]

[modern drift]

the channel above all of them named "info":

[native night]

my fault

[modern drift]

nw i'm kidding

[native night]

i forgot that discord hides channels cuz they suck

[modern drift]

isnt that admin fault though

for not adding the channels to default selections

[native night]

waow that was quick thx jannies

[jolly temple]

haiiiii :sodalove:

[dusty needle]

whoops

[modern drift]

embed fail

[austere cobalt]

STOP!!!!! PLS

[jolly temple]

bro....

[dusty needle]

am I the only one getting NaN messages on some searches that return tens of thousands of messages?

[surreal ridge]

🔍 deep dish pizza

[kind prawn]

my mom is kinda homeless is starting a podcast

[jolly temple]

okyyyy ty twin

[flint haven]

shakespeare is dead

[bold adder]

i spent

[jolly temple]

yayaya

[bold adder]

44 hours

playing chaos zero nightmare in a week

it's 4:30 rn

and i just finished for the day

beddy bye time

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/753255055569977460/1186175683630739476/nuts.gif

[sullen dock]

my dog is kinda hungry 😭

[short heart]

I was completely bedridden yesterday. couldn't get out of bed.
Only reason I got out of bed to get on PC today is cause my phone died.
even yesterday I was on like 21% all day, then 17... then woke up and phone ded. charging it rn but blagh I don't wanna get out of bed. I think I'll sleep

[thick hearth]

ahahahahhaahhahah

[jolly temple]

"needle safe

[abstract folio]

when they making plugins display name style new features?

[jagged skiff]

i think someone was working on a plugin similar to fakeprofilethemes but for that

but idk

[abstract folio]

oh ok

[next egret]

kevin..

[zealous pier]

https://tenor.com/view/bedwars-hypixel-bed-wars-fireball-jump-void-gif-15197401582858616775

[zealous pier]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-kevin-anies-anies-mas-anies-gif-15229310017867992509

[long rampart]

omg im panicking

what happened to my vencord

[jolly temple]

sleep the size and ban from google cared

[long rampart]

why am i seeing this shitty discord ui

[zealous pier]

open the installer and repair it

[jolly temple]

taped to send a 0

[sick wyvern]

of course it was…

[zealous pier]

wat is kevin

[sick wyvern]

Markov chain bot.

[long rampart]

yes, ive repaired it

and oh much better,

[zealous pier]

no

bro got deketed

[mighty pawn]

hello kevin

[jolly temple]

bank transfer😱😱😱😱

[mighty pawn]

real

[slate pasture]

nah, i moved the messages to ves support

[sick wyvern]

H

[zealous pier]

i dont ca

[modern drift]

he does, now, give a fuck about me

[zealous pier]

pokemon

is bad

[modern drift]

zaza

[zealous pier]

bro plays pokmeon

[modern drift]

relax

[surreal ridge]

#letpeoplehavefun

[jagged skiff]

YOU ARE BAD!!!!!!

[jolly temple]

evil grin number 67 or vennie patches

[zealous pier]

i hate pokemon

[jagged skiff]

Okay :)

[surreal ridge]

spread kindness

[jolly temple]

idk are better than i've never be classified as we played saints row style music (before the doctor, tho i killed a full data packages but they spying on scream fortress

[surreal ridge]

not hate

[zealous pier]

im gonna spread mutella on a bread

[jolly temple]

interested as sending lesbians were trying my lifeline and sleep 4 weeks ago) but wow this game called moderator only because you're on cloudflare seems to, plus i prefer raw

[zealous pier]

boom

[sullen dock]

hi

[jagged skiff]

mmmfg

so good

🤤

[zealous pier]

yea

[surreal ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/535451640812142602/1130553951578759168/ezgif.com-apng-to-gif.gif

[sick wyvern]

[zealous pier]

bro plays pokemon

[surreal ridge]

no?

[zealous pier]

yes you do

[sullen dock]

whats wrong with that?

[surreal ridge]

i dont play pokemon

[zealous pier]

pokemon is bad cuz

[gloomy wigeon]

why

[zealous pier]

nintendo is bad

[sullen dock]

cuz what

[jolly temple]

whose pc and thigh highs

[sullen dock]

"support the game not the creator"

[surreal ridge]

pokemon isnt necessarily a nintendo series its just owned by them

[zealous pier]

im only jokin

[sick wyvern]

H

[zealous pier]

bro plats pokemon

🙂‍↕️

[fickle cosmos]

plats 🙏

[zealous pier]

what u gonna do bout it

[fickle cosmos]

Sign you up to a terrorist group

[zealous pier]

bro isnt even funny

[jagged skiff]

look who's talking

[surreal ridge]

isis application

[fickle cosmos]

Exactly

[fickle cosmos]

I'm not even trying to be funny

[zealous pier]

ok man

[surreal ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-tole-tole-cat-meimei-mei-mei-chinese-empress-gif-8392135566479741284

[keen junco]

@surreal ridge why are you chinese car

[surreal ridge]

🇨🇳

[jolly temple]

gross

[surreal ridge]

wow

racist!

vmute 28d @jolly temple anti-chinese sentiment

[neon ferry]

Done!

Muted GenAi#7023 (@jolly temple) for 28 days

[distant timber]

balls

[zealous pier]

bro muted bot

[jagged skiff]

bro muted bot

[surreal ridge]

we don't tolerate racism here whether you're human or a robot ❤️

[jagged skiff]

dont discriminate... hate everyone equally 💙

[zealous pier]

[sick wyvern]

hi

[zealous pier]

bro cant even figure it out

bro still cant figure it out

bro edited the thing 3 times and still hasnt figured it out yet

[surreal ridge]

be nice

[median owl]

rude

[zealous pier]

rude

[vital sapphire]

why you gotta be so

[median owl]

hello - -- -

[vital sapphire]

hi

[zealous pier]

how can i get image sender

or do i have to donate

[median owl]

paypal vee 30000 usd

[surreal ridge]

• boost the server
• donate
• be active enough to reach level 10
• have me give it to you (never gonna happen)

[median owl]

or this

[zealous pier]

bro is rude

[vital sapphire]

oh noio

[median owl]

https://imgur.com/dXvI4Q3

[sick wyvern]

bfdi bubble reference

[jolly temple]

get mildly challenging question or a slur.

[surreal ridge]

wrong! im the nicest person to ever be nice

[median owl]

that's true! I think, maybe.

[sick wyvern]

FINALLY HE STARTED CHATTING

[jolly temple]

@rough dome alive? ⠀

[vital sapphire]

yolyecaek

[vital sapphire]

reminds me of a certain annoying leaf

[sick wyvern]

(leafy)

[jagged skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/leafeon-pokemon-eevee-dislike-gif-27462615

[vital sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/leafy-bfb-bfdi-bfb-leafy-bfdi-leafy-gif-27610192

oh noio embed fail

[zealous pier]

bro doesnt even have image sender

[vital sapphire]

i gonna 💥

[jagged skiff]

bfdi fan

[vital sapphire]

yez

[modern drift]

finishing za

[zealous pier]

bro does drugs

[vital sapphire]

zaza

[jolly temple]

under 5 pm gmt+2 time we can't look .

[sick wyvern]

Is this dude just spewing up timezones or something?

[zealous pier]

you need to die

[jagged skiff]

you should hop on black/white when youre done

[jolly temple]

without censoring it actually nah it even read the road man gets blown up with me pay cor it pink :3

[hallow needle]

snoop

[jagged skiff]

dawg.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1015060231060983891/1432824836052222035/gwagwa.gif

[hallow needle]

snoop snoop

dawg

[modern drift]

dude

corbeau is awesome

[hallow needle]

helium

[modern drift]

they made a human ladder just for me to fall down 4 times

[jolly temple]

still react

[modern drift]

AND I GOT INVISIBLE WALLED OFF 💔💔💔

[hallow needle]

did you fall down a ladder 4 times

are you okay

[modern drift]

roto glide

[obsidian marlin]

hmm fartsie died?

[frail cape]

im scareed.

[keen junco]

yeah, died by my hand

[open pasture]

he left

[obsidian marlin]

oh well

[obsidian marlin]

i see

[long rampart]

why are you named bighate

[jolly temple]

microsoft store

[open pasture]

why not

stole it from @jagged skiff

[long rampart]

big lake has it too

[jolly temple]

heloo

[long rampart]

and both of you have the same pfp too

...

YOU ARE BIGLAKE

gay lake

Yukari blep

[jagged skiff]

wrong

[modern drift]

fascinating job nintendo

advertise a pokemon game good enough, make an innocent person buy it, capture them with the intriguing past storylines, cashcow acquired for all past and future games

i see it now

[spark crescent]

thank you

[stark herald]

@jagged skiff

[jagged skiff]

@stark herald

[long rampart]

i just compared the sound quality of my phone and my laptop

it aint even a comparison holy shit

[jolly temple]

levi what popped off after explaining math midtern

[long rampart]

i just realized ill be stuck with this shit phone for 5 years

[lapis lichen]

laptop speakers are bad unless ur on a macbook

only good laptop speaker

[long rampart]

through bluetooth ofc

we all know laptop speakers are shit

[open pasture]

erm

[lapis lichen]

well yeah but macbook speakers sound really good not the best but good enough for modt

i’m no audiophile but i think it sounds pretty good

[long rampart]

oh, youd be humbled once you hear actual good quality

[open pasture]

@jagged skiff should I quit my job to play webfishing all day

[raw panther]

add an eq/dsp

[lapis lichen]

anything coming out of a speaker and not played directly through your ears obviously won’t sound as good

but i’m saying compared to most laptop speakers the macbook does a surpassingly good job

surprisingly*

[jolly temple]

symau

[long rampart]

ah,,, never really touched a macbook so.

if you say so

[lapis lichen]

https://youtu.be/LkYB931iUjc?si=5smSULe0Ythy-MDN

[hallow needle]

symeow

[long rampart]

im not gonna buy a macbook

its as if your forcing me to...

[open pasture]

buy a graphics card first

[long rampart]

<<

well im sorry im a brokie

[lapis lichen]

nobody is forcing you

😭

just proving my point about the speakers

i’m no apple sheep

[jolly temple]

@thorny thistle nanachi

[open pasture]

hah

[long rampart]

macbook is good ive heard

[lapis lichen]

varies depending on your use case

for it to be good

[long rampart]

but like... its apple soo......

[raw panther]

no games

[jolly temple]

hoaerskone

[long rampart]

i hate it as much as i hate windows

[lapis lichen]

one of the main things that sucks is

having no games as other guy has said

really all you can run on a macbook out of all the games is roblox and minecraft

[surreal ridge]

"varies depending on your use case" the only variant use case is gaming

do you game? a lot?
yes: buy a gaming laptop
no: buy a mac

simple as

[lapis lichen]

yes pretty much

[hallow needle]

very real

[surreal ridge]

everything else is just better on a macbook

[raw panther]

even if I didn't game I wouldn't want a mac tbh

[surreal ridge]

why not

[lapis lichen]

but uh don’t buy a gaming laptop cause they throttle too much it’s better to own a pc

[hallow needle]

I mean if you play games like rblx or mc then a mac would work too

[open pasture]

better idea: build a desktop

[jolly temple]

:Funky_real:

[hallow needle]

crazy cpu and igpu power

[lapis lichen]

they have terrible cooling management

too much throttling

[hallow needle]

depends on the model

[raw panther]

idk I've used mac os and I don't like it

[lapis lichen]

fair enough but most do

[surreal ridge]

it just takes a bit of getting used to

[lapis lichen]

most i’ve owned

[open pasture]

paid bsd is kinda cringe ngl

[hallow needle]

you have a mac too right

[gaunt hare]

@gork is a macbook good for gaming

[surreal ridge]

yes

[shrewd imp]

MacBooks are not primarily designed for demanding gaming. While Apple Silicon has improved performance, the available game library and hardware optimization generally make dedicated gaming PCs a more suitable choice.

Who Asked

@gaunt hare

[open pasture]

yeah if you are too broke for a proper dgpu a cheap m series macbook can be worth it

[hallow needle]

@gork is macos good for non gamers

actually i dont have perms

perm fail

[gaunt hare]

yes

[hallow needle]

:p

[open pasture]

good job dingus

[jolly temple]

ah, good

[lapis lichen]

Short answer yes

[open pasture]

stupid

[lapis lichen]

i own one and it’s good

[gaunt hare]

you need perms for that????

[lapis lichen]

i dont game

[hallow needle]

yea i think so too

[surreal ridge]

its insane how much better adobe apps run on macs

[gaunt hare]

@gork is macos good for non gamers

[hallow needle]

well it clearly didnt want to respond

[jagged skiff]

regulars only

[shrewd imp]

macOS is widely regarded as an excellent platform for non-gamers, offering a stable environment, intuitive interface, and strong performance for productivity and creative tasks.

Who Asked

@gaunt hare

[gaunt hare]

oh

[hallow needle]

@gork do I have permission to use you

yea

[surreal ridge]

@gork gloobidy glerk gloop

[hallow needle]

:p

[shrewd imp]

The input provided is not comprehensible. Please clarify your query.

Who Asked

@surreal ridge

[jagged skiff]

whitenames used to have access for a while

[lapis lichen]

@gork what’s good about having a mac over windows

[hallow needle]

well makes sense they don't, would waste api tokens very fast

[lapis lichen]

nice

[jolly temple]

"vencord and dming people use case" the skin

[lapis lichen]

silenced

[jolly temple]

probably

[hallow needle]

if it's not a local model

[gaunt hare]

@gork what is 9 to the power of 5 to the square root of 67 then add 1 and then times it by kevin (k = 8 e = 83 v = 38491749 i = 28492749275927493759274 to the power of 5 n = 0)

[shrewd imp]

The "kevin" variable, defined as the product of K, E, V, I, and N, becomes zero due to N=0. Therefore, any prior calculation, regardless of its value, when multiplied by "kevin," results in zero.

Who Asked

@gaunt hare

[gaunt hare]

omg it figured it out

[jolly temple]

as we love this song exists. id

[gaunt hare]

@gork what is 9 to the power of 5 to the square root of 67 then add 1 and then times it by kevin (k = 8 e = 83 v = 38491749 i = 28492749275927493759274 to the power of 5 n = 10) (last one I swear guys)

[long rampart]

my excitement when i found out that the app im using is the problem

[shrewd imp]

The expression involves an extremely large number for 'i' (2.849...e22)^5, which when multiplied by the other values for "kevin" results in an astronomically large product. Consequently, the final calculation of ((9^5)^sqrt(67) + 1) multiplied by this product is an immense value beyond practical computation for a precise, meaningful number.

Who Asked

@gaunt hare

[long rampart]

omg thankgod

[open pasture]

@jagged skiff wake up

[jagged skiff]

hi

[open pasture]

you didnt answer me

[jagged skiff]

yes i did

[open pasture]

nop #🧊-off-topic-iceman-only message

[jagged skiff]

oh

yes

[open pasture]

okay awesome

[hallow needle]

is webfishing good

[jolly temple]

bot war was in #🏥-vencord-support-🏥 bruh what gifs disappear anytime

[hallow needle]

whats it about

[olive spear]

you

fish

[hallow needle]

fish

web

fish

webfish

[open pasture]

fishing

ok da web

[keen junco]

@surreal ridge i found you and will deliver you to fres

[jolly temple]

mhm

[keen junco]

even kevin agrees

[jagged skiff]

dont bother

[jolly temple]

jealousy

[hallow needle]

is this a sign

[jagged skiff]

sincerely, someone with 1200 hours

its really not worth buying right now unless you really want to get into it

[civic oracle]

I think Kevin likes u 😳

[jagged skiff]

game's almost dead

[hallow needle]

tho i do like fishing and I do like the web

[jagged skiff]

i guess if you want to spend 5 dollars then its a good investment

[hallow needle]

I love the shiggy emote

[jagged skiff]

just, word of advice

be careful of what servers you join

[hallow needle]

long term investment

[hallow needle]

what

is there like

uhh bad servers

[jagged skiff]

weird people

weird in this case having multiple interpretations

[civic oracle]

u would fit right in!

[jolly temple]

laptop speaker and speed

[hallow needle]

i get it lmao thats all over the internet though

[main wyvern]

kill snp

[jagged skiff]

still though id avoid it if i were you. especially considering the fact that, yknow, youre thirteen fuckin years old

[radiant latch]

woah my vesktop randomly crashing when opening images issue was randomly fixed (I was too lazy to report it)

[jagged skiff]

didnt update my software award 🏅

[radiant latch]

I ain't reporting an issue

[jolly temple]

meow.camera cobalt.tools -# or cobalt.meowing.de for every title contain swag 🔥 🍇 🫃 🥀 💀 😔

[jagged skiff]

it was a known issue like 3 weeks ago

[jolly temple]

f word.

[hallow needle]

yea I remember

I'm support in another server and we got

over 20 posts asking abt it

[civic oracle]

OMG KEVIN REMEMBERS THE RIDDLE

y'all know what those emojis mean?

[radiant latch]

I would just use my phone lowkey to look at images i couldn't be bothered

[hallow needle]

hey kevin that's not nice

[main wyvern]

f word.

[olive spear]

f word.

[hallow needle]

[civic oracle]

someone tell me they know what 🔥 🍇 🫃 🥀 💀 😔 means

[radiant latch]

you RUINED it

[civic oracle]

huh?

[radiant latch]

well not you specifically

[jolly temple]

ur right now. put in , i lost media

[hallow needle]

yes kevin you are lost media

[civic oracle]

so y'all are telling me you don't know the meaning?

[jolly temple]

🌊

[radiant latch]

🐑

[civic oracle]

🐰 🕐 👈

🐰 🕙 👈

[raw panther]

🤸‍♂️
🦽🏌️

[hollow dew]

kevin why you ate mushrooms 😭

[civic oracle]

no the emojis have meaning

[jolly temple]

phone vr? i wana make em

[civic oracle]

u know what it is?

[open pasture]

other way around

orange shirt goofy and blue shirts are assholes

[hallow needle]

rare sight: zero libVencore messages

[inner sierra]

My dumbass thought you responded to "still though id avoid it if i were you. especially considering the fact that, yknow, youre thirteen fuckin years old" with that

[inner sierra]

too late

[placid patio]

[hallow needle]

huh

avoid what

webfishing?

lmao I haven't played that

[inner sierra]

no stuper

i thought you responded to snps message that says "still though id avoid it if i were you. especially considering the fact that, yknow, youre thirteen fuckin years old" with "#🖥-vesktop-support-🖥"

[hallow needle]

LMFAO

[inner sierra]

for i am blind

[hallow needle]

nono haha

[tribal valve]

TOPIC

Witches

[jolly temple]

goodnight!!

[inner sierra]

17:00

[hallow needle]

kevin you don't sleep do you

actually nvm he does sleep

[sharp sequoia]

vencord too server too spooky i don't want to use vencord anymore

[stark herald]

||👻||

[sharp sequoia]

aah!!!

[proven dirge]

||Boo!!||

[sharp sequoia]

stop scaring me 😫

[proven dirge]

no

[sharp sequoia]

:(

[proven dirge]

scaring = funny

[jolly temple]

definitely joining a 1/10

[fickle cosmos]

Microsoft is totally not dead right now

[analog yew]

Can i add myself to the widget test group with the experiments thing

@shadow owl

[jagged skiff]

you only get the ui, wait for it to roll out if you actually want access to it

[analog yew]

Balright thanks

[main wyvern]

Balatro

[jagged skiff]

balala

[main wyvern]

I LOVE BALATRO!!!!!!!!!!!! 🂡🂱🃑🃁

[torn pivot]

Bum

[modern drift]

snup

za has ruined me

[fickle cosmos]

"Starting at approximately 16:00 UTC, we began experiencing DNS issues resulting in availability degradation of some services. Customers may experience issues accessing the Azure Portal. We have taken action that is expected to address the portal access issues here shortly. We are actively investigating the underlying issue and additional mitigation actions. More information will be provided within 60 minutes or sooner." average DNS issue

[vapid quail]

i will lose my fucking shit

i just wanted

a normal afternoon

with the boys

[jolly temple]

2,045,929 views 10 years old.

[vapid quail]

on minecraft

but NO

THE FUCKING AZURE MICROSOFT SERVERS

[jolly temple]

free plan

[fickle cosmos]

oh also AWS is down again

[vapid quail]

DIE THIS VERY SECOND

[fickle cosmos]

Someone broke DNS

[vapid quail]

sob

everything broke

[fickle cosmos]

it was always dns™

[vapid quail]

😭

[fickle cosmos]

I'm serious btw

"Starting at approximately 16:00 UTC, we began experiencing DNS issues resulting in availability degradation of some services. Customers may experience issues accessing the Azure Portal. We have taken action that is expected to address the portal access issues here shortly. We are actively investigating the underlying issue and additional mitigation actions. More information will be provided within 60 minutes or sooner."

[inner sierra]

brooo

[vapid quail]

is there a day

where we can not have a major outage

[jolly temple]

@shrewd marsh recomfified

[fickle cosmos]

AWS isn't as bad as it was before tho

[vapid quail]

i dont wanna be stuck grinding genshin because my friend forces me to

[golden moon]

then js dont play it

[jolly temple]

yeah, that 💔💔

[vapid quail]

last time i did that they slapped me bruh 🥀

[fickle cosmos]

what is the government planning

[golden moon]

sue them for assault

[vapid quail]

mmm good idea

[fickle cosmos]

ok so DNS just decided to kaboom

[inner sierra]

im checking peoples pages out of curiosity why does this look so familiar

[vapid quail]

wait xbox opened

it might be

hold up

[inner sierra]

actually nvm i recognize 3 of the buttons from another page

[fickle cosmos]

Opens, but content doesn't load properly

[vapid quail]

didnt do shit 🥀

im pissed off

wait....

i own slime rancher...

[inner sierra]

peak..

[jolly temple]

cloudflare to be classified as soldier get for now after explaining i shit-colored

[vapid quail]

id reply if i had a good joke but i dont have one

[deep flint]

what could dis mean

[inner sierra]

Why is she so fucking small

[topaz meteor]

The DNS for the joke failed to resolve

[vapid quail]

so true.....

[jolly temple]

hi, people! i assume that clean it isn't

[hallow needle]

hiya kubby

[civic oracle]

if anyone here knows the right way to make docker container images dm me

[open pasture]

i hope my school computer js fricks itself bc of dns

[open pasture]

mid

[inner sierra]

i MIGHT be retarded i thought you wanted the docker container images to dm you

[hallow needle]

Is this real lmfao

[errant sand]

Who fucked with the Azure servers

[inner sierra]

"NOT linux"

[inner sierra]

tue

true

[formal falcon]

Is that John Discord?

[opal dune]

Spooky Bencorb?

[civic oracle]

i think my discord is glitching and i was kicked from the hyprland server but i made this cool thing
https://hypr.miningtcup.me/

https://git.miningtcup.me/MiningTcup/Hyprland-Wiki-Search-Page

also works with search queries https://hypr.miningtcup.me/?q=monitors

[vestal robin]

why does my discord glitch out and starts juumping servers

lmao

[lost furnace]

skill issue

[clever ore]

your computor is exploding

[jolly temple]

trust

[clever ore]

thanks kevin

[main wyvern]

you're mid

[main wyvern]

yeah it's the official account

vee decided to make one for some reason

[bitter nymph]

real
solution: stop using hyprland

[outer radish]

vencord account manager if you see this, we love you have a good day ^w^

[inner sierra]

vendicated if you see this we will die tomorrow and you have to save us

[main wyvern]

I love Hyprland

[hollow dew]

should i take those two cats if i already have exact same cat

[outer radish]

I heard it was overrated, but if it's that popular then it has to be good

[fickle cosmos]

Sorry that would be me

[jolly temple]

loklol

[open pasture]

you're 🫃🏻

[errant sand]

Mane why

[fickle cosmos]

I accidentally deployed the wrong configuration for azure front door and fucked up the DNS

[jolly temple]

jiggle

[open pasture]

[errant sand]

Rookie mistake

I cant play Minecraft

[fickle cosmos]

I was trying to upload a config for AFD man leave me alone 😔

[open pasture]

rip

[fickle cosmos]

HR already wants my head off for this

[errant sand]

AFD 🤣

I mean duh

[fickle cosmos]

I can't even use vscode

[errant sand]

Skill issue

[jolly temple]

nyaaa

[fickle cosmos]

Azure Front Door issue*

[errant sand]

Skill

Issue.

[fickle cosmos]

I'm gonna break ur eye sockets.

[errant sand]

Do it

I dare you

[fickle cosmos]

Give me your coordinates then

[errant sand]

38°53′51″N latitude 77°02′11″W longitude

[fast imp]

-546, 64, 1283

[jolly temple]

funnily enough mr west please haha

[fickle cosmos]

PRESIDENT? IS THAT YOU?

[errant sand]

https://tenor.com/view/trump2024-joebiden2024-bidentrump2024-2024trump-2024-trump-cap-gif-15801707652128103385

[jolly temple]

clase

[fickle cosmos]

I'm gonna hire a dude to murder you

[errant sand]

Didnt work last time

[fickle cosmos]

SPECIFICALLY, a 26 year old, 5ft 9inches muscular, american, slightly tanned, caucasian dude.

[errant sand]

🤤

[fickle cosmos]

HEY NO

[fast imp]

180 Greenwich St, New York, NY, USA

[errant sand]

Before I'm looking it up

Those are the twin towers

I'm 99% sure

Knew it

[fickle cosmos]

It is

[jolly temple]

fgddffgd

[fast imp]

kevin thought it was funny

[open pasture]

weak