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they do i 😭
We're back! Today Oct 30th at 8 PM EST we will go live with our closed beta test!
We have a lot of things to talk about, so if you want to hear more about some of what is going on you can join or discord or check out our new dev blog at https://www.mineplex.com !
THANK YOU ALL!
bought out by a VC?
no
why wont they just die
this has been planned for over a year now
oh yeah I forgot
by an ex-admin
We're very excited to share the Mineplex Studio with you all! Be sure to go show the creators of the showcased content below some love and support us in our journey to bring this dream to life here:
https://www.mineplex.com
We need your help and we believe in your talent, let's make this a reality!
Check out the creators of the content showcase...
wasnt there a server that a youtuber spent a gazillion dollars on just for it to die right away
oh hell now
mineclub?
was it tubbos server?
ok they're making a creator platform 
ok for some reason the vesktop wayland thing is set to auto and it keeps picking up x11 instead of wayland 🥲
yeah that guy

(Auto-response invoked by @wraith osprey)
from what i remember he advertised the shit out of it for like 3 days and just forgot about it afterwards
i need to sleep
@wraith osprey can you hire me at minky corp
ok didnt see that
im heading off to bed
How should I punish her for her crimes
i will dream about 
and then it died yipee
no sorry the floors are already mine
he said the anti cheat was the best ever then the server was promptly locked down after a week cause of cheating 😭
i hope hypixel dies that'd be funny
REAL
Did hytale or whatever it was called ever release
nop
Kitty
I hate you hetzner 
latest dev posts look cool
I put in my new name that isnt on my passport yet but didnt realize and now have to explain it awkwardly to some support guy
like seriously i want a new #1 server that's actually good
how is hypixel still #1
Isn’t it getting close to a decade of it not being released
whar??
unfortunately its still the best 😭😭
if they update from 1.7.10 to modern versions it might go hard again
TRUE!!!!
I think a lot of people wouldn’t be happy about it though
also true..
Also i thought it was on like 1.8
modern versions suck for pvp and server performance
i think it's 1.7 but acting like 1.8 or something idk i forog
I still don't understand the pvp rework lmao
Honestly I just think Minecraft sucks now
yop
why do companies make changes no one asked for
how do I explain to a support rep that I only put half my name but the last name isnt on my passport yet 
people still don't like the pvp system
the combat changes were for the console ports
オヲ
are they
i thought combat test was ab
WHAT??
WHAT
Honestly I don’t even like playing Minecraft
tbh im a fan of the pvp rework on modern versions
is Lewi Sakura from vencor spreading misinformation
It’s fun for like 5 min and then I’d rather do anything else
me too
no, i saw it the other day
for competitive pvp it sucks yeah
but then you have 1.7/8 for that
lunar client is fantastic on those versions
but for things like survival the combat stuff is fine
in the end minecraft was never a competitive game, it was a survival game xd
i use viafabricplus to play 1.8 servers on 1.21
I was mostly talking about for pure pvp yeah
- there's loads of cool mods that add loads of new stuff like custom shields and offhand usage
its not that it sucks its just an entirely different system
a lot slower paced
Shiggy anarchy server wen

but then there are servers where they disabled the cooldowns so its a mixed bag
for comp though 1.8 is king
1.7 is a bit too old but 1.8 is kinda just a sweet spot
the one thing I hate about new combat is you can't crit or do kb while sprinting 💀💀
no
its not
it is
normal jump is what does crit
source: i literally have played competitive on new combat
if youre sprinting it doesnt crit
i got bored of minecraft pvp a while ago
thats how its always worked
i mean it makes sense in that jumping and hitting someone would hurt more
since more power in the attack
vencord pvp texture pack
"no you cant do thing"
"heres the criteria for the thing where it doesnt say you cant do this"
I don't think that's true
google bad preview
running sure
jumping i would say no
yeah but no one jumped in 1.8 ever cause it's bad xd
you clearly dont play comp 1.8 pvp
Wrong
xd
you should see bedwars players
if you have eggs or a rod or similar then it's decent
no
i have never used rods in pvp
but if you jump in plain pvp you just open yourself to getting combod xd
(i never really got them)
wrong
if you Kb cancel while jumping you can get free combos
you take one hit while you get 2 or 3
They're for keeping distance
o well yeah i got that bit
but like
not when to use them, when to spam them
Nohitdelay wants to talk to you
invulnerability ticks
ok I LITERALLY sweated the game for years youre wrong 😭😭😭
Don't exist in nohitdelay. Basically a form of PVP where the invulnerability ticks don't exist
i sweated it when you weren't even born yet
OHHH
no one rly calls it this tho
its called combo
on most servers
ok thats literally a meme game mode 😭
its so bad
Old
I think you just had a skill issue
minecraft pvp isn't real
proper KB canceling + sprint resets you can abuse sprint jumping at people
can we get vencord pvp where we fight each other with blobcatcozies and husks
sumo is the funniest
i like sumo
child protective services check
I love not moving and getting hackusated by legitimate closeters
and make it competitive af for no reason
do u throw them at each other
how does it work
It used to be called that on training servers
we should put everyone who isnt me into a box and make them fight to the death
putting u in a lab and studying you

zoot detected

systemd
openrc
sysvinit

i want this one
FUNFACT you can mine robux like crypto using black market gambling websites
i'd rather mine vencoin instead
rhanks you
I'm gonna become one of those mutated lab rats that murder all the scientists(you)
whats a vencoin
vencord coin
vencord coin
vencord coin
shigcoin >>
gnu/linux
funfact you will lose the majority of the games and will win nothing at all, but I am all in for it!
lmao
bandicam
candibam
so you admit you're a rat?
Who is that
lmao a server I'm in added the ability for members to mute themselves and everyone's doing it
This server had this thing where you could "ban" yourself (it only kicked you out)
No that was more epic because you could just rejoin
True
hi big nutty
Ooh, hey hey, aw?
Easy way is to put on a burger king paper crown and get on a plane
real
why i thought thats fortnite 😭
vban @velvet hill
😡
because it kinda looks like it on low graphics lol
discord sux
real
No it runs nushell
whos luce
Ayo, that goes against TOS
What did he Do
great
why
At least you don't daily drive a gt 1030 
Together with some of my classmates we gathered 5 hours of records from that one website and concluded that if you play very specifically the chance of you losing is less then 0.05%
Im too poor to afford anything else 😭
real
Howdy all
It was a choice between an ATI Radeon HD 5770 and a gt 1030, I took the 1030 because obv Lol
xD
I don't think I told you guys but yesterday we found a cat just chilling in our lawn
hi
she is now in the house
Take it
oh ok
We are going to the vet later today to see if she is chipped or not
she looks like a princess
Hopefully not that is a beautiful cat
100%
qq, is using github actions to host the production server a bad idea
but we are assuming they got dumped by someone because they looked like they were outside for a couple days, and we checked around for missing cat posts
I bet the thousand year door remake recently
ikr!!
We think she might be deaf, which could be why? still really cruel though :(
She has very tall ears I like it
She looks super fancy
Like an old lady
Your cat is the queen /j
LMAO
She's either deaf or hard of hearing, im leaning towards hard of hearing though
LOL
I mean you could test that with audios
Like specific cat audios
See if she reactss
hmm for some reason i am not able to select divs of texts lol like this one
In vencord?
What specific text are you talking about
the messages. like the sent messages that are displayed if you get what i mean?
true
when they wake up I'll test it out
Empheral?
Or discord messages?
They shouldn't be able to change classes they just move with the chat in the same class
sorry?
Bot messages that only you can see
discord
So discord official messages
They're talking about the ones you are sending
Lol
what the heck's a discord
So just messages
a vampire
Empheral is that
Yes
oh ok
yes like this ones.
are ewe not able to send images?
Yes
because i am not able to 😐
I can actually
mmmm managed democracy......
😭
ok
I'm normally able to but I'm waiting for vee to say it's okay for me to leave brainrot role
:/
<t:-12414048540:F>
seems like they might be deaf yeah
It's a whole can of worms very dumb situation
I did
but that's alright! i definitely don't mind :>
random ass crash when I started mkwii lol
I wonder if theres a race condition in my mods
ikrr :3
Smh no ESR
No actual fucking way
i dmed you 😄
never getting rid of that role now 
wtf is esr
Exception Syndrome Register
When I was hacking the iOS kernel it was so crucial
Told me what caused a kernel data abort
lol
Bad write? Bad read?
it's probably somewhere in the dolphin logs
a ton of data scrolled past, which i assume had that stuff
because the wii's crash handler sucks
You're trying to change message styling?
I don't know who did but they unironically SPECIFICALLY deleted the messages that cover the whole situation
yes
thursday for me lol
this shit is NOT working (not vencord so don't send me to support lol)
In 1 hour and 30 mins its gonna be thursday for me
can i get the image sender role 😭
Basically someone (i work name them but a donator) sent the gay cat, then I sent the gay cat, I got brain rot role even tho I explained that i didn't even know that was a rule and it was a response to the other person, I got brainrot role and they didn't, hasn't been removed since
what if instead of zenless zone zero it was freakless zone zero and we changed nothing about it
You have to talk here for it I think
I had to donate lmao
spam until you're level 10
Oh its not in faq
or be considered cool
damn
Oh wait I talked first then donated cause I used vencord for a while and found it useful
Just for the inage perms?
only 10000 xp
Anyone remeber pama?
gay cat = sillycat?
I was told it was because of their role and then also told that donators don't get special treatment so yeah idk
The one that likes boys
just wait a few days and then ask a janny to remove the role
I remembered wrong and I spoke enough
A donated a bit after
whats the command to see your level again
%xp
Today marks 4 days Lol
can't sleep guh
thank
I'll try asking tomorrow or something maybe
NO
Am level 6
java
I donated once cause I find vencord useful
These look cool but so fucking hard to play
I will literally only ever think about learning java for aliucord
That's it Lol
A lumatone keyboard, it's like a keyboard but microtonal
its 6:30 pm
Use an omnicord
yeah how do i do it? is there a snippet for this already?
I don't know sadly
😭
if you mean font then check the pinned messages of #🎨-css-snippets
thanks anyways 😄
nope i have fonts configured
Adding shadow appreantly
box-shadow my beloved
adding shadow to the message div not the text
the mods rarely agree
box shadow ik but the class nsames are random all the time lol
Yup
This is why in every server I've owned the mods don't get subjective moderation
It just leads to too many arguments:/
gay cat...?
The one that likes boys
oh
why did the server name changed lol? does anyone know why i dont hear when someone joins or leaves a server call?
L
the server name changes all the time
server name changes all the time
It's like once a week lol
Hey
y not
hi
vc
i got scared 😔
vc text jumpscare
i would certainly not recommend
iOS ass discord messages
voice channel
I do
[class*=cozyMessage_]
{ display: inline-block;
box-sizing: border-box;
max-width: 100%; }
which makes the message boxes autosize
looks weird idk
so much empty space
what's weirder is when people do 'message bubbles' for only the content excluding the header
that changes nothing
2px way too low to make a change
I'm trying to make it less
So less vertical space between each message
then that would not do what you expect it to do
Idk what they use to add spacing I thought it was padding
Like
Above 2px
So lessening it would make.. less spacing
Lol
hi
hi
lc.g how to google labscore discord
Search the web, Solve complex math equations, Translate text, Find lyrics and much more! Available as a User App!
no the fuck it isnt
i had a cup of fresh tea and non-fresh tea adjacent, can you guess what happened
Death
theyre all shit
medium rare chicken
⊬⍜⎍ ⌿⎍⋏⊬ ⟒⏃⍀⏁⊑⌰⟟⋏☌👽🙏
⎅⍜⋏'⏁ ⟒⎐⟒⍀ ⌰⟒⏁ ⋔⊬
⍀⏃⎅⏃⍀ ⎅⟒⏁⟒☊⏁ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⊑⟒⏃⏁ ⌇⟟☌⋏⏃⏁⎍⍀⟒ ⍜⋏ ⋔⊬ ⊑⍜⋔⟒⍙⍜⍀⌰⎅ ⍜⍀ ⟟⏁'⌇ ⍜⎐⟒⍀ ⎎⍜⍀ ⊬⍜⎍🔥💯🛸
or are u trying to poison me
raw human flesh
never post again
someone with taste 🙏🏻 🙏🏻
ⰲⰻⱂⰵⱃⰴⰰⰾⰰⰹ 👿
Real
Why eat pig when you can eat long pig (not legal advice)
Read this
Hey all.
I'm back
Glorp
Guys
Rogo slinted
Drive on icy roads with a jack daniels in hand and a cigar in mouth
My brain is so cooked
I don't have access to the car now
can i eat
It's at the Ford dealership

Because I was getting a service
its called cannibalism i think
190 miles an hour as soon as it's fixed
LC.g calories in a human brain
I believe a human baby is about 12,800 calories iirc
LC.g how many calories eat brain
Jul 29, 2002 ... Remarkably, despite its relatively small size, the brain accounts for about 20% of the oxygen and, hence, calories consumed by the body (1).
Jump
@keen junco really good show ur watching
That's not him
I think
lc.g how many calories in a human baby
See
13k calories
second season came out, you should watch
9 months slow cooked
How recent? I might've seen some of it already
That video was you? 
Kinda wasn't for me
like a year ago
Yeah it's a little mid imo
The amount of energy can be calculated to calories then divide by 1000 to get kilocalories (what we call calories)
The girl is cool and all I just got bored fast
nvm already 2 years
Kilocalorie is a unit of energy tied to heat that our body uses
time flies
Time is a float integer
gm
Gm
Dude why is this posted so much
😭
Because it's amazing
Because it's funny
hello

I thought spherical cows only exist in vacuums
tenax
hi chat
i survived a flood today
nah jk i am exaggerating
but i couldve gotten into actual danger if i wasnt socially anxious
too common
tell them to get a chomky menubar
McDonald's can now legally fix its own ice cream machines 🍦
Previously only the manufacturer, Taylor, was allowed to fix them https://t.co/Vln2Sxq93k
@willow heath
Last thursday I was witness to a crime
say please
Not kidding
LETS GOOOO!!!!!
huge news
truly
Right to repair ...
Yipee
One step towards what we should have
A long way to go
Hopefully Taylor doesn't fight them in court
LOVE
taylor swift stopped being greedy
buh
go find out
what u running from a hotspot?
@open pasture you just need proof of being a student when at an apple store
something like a lanyard with id card would work
free discounts
Holy shit that's a big discount for students
That's expensive af normally.
That's let's see
$500 / 5,200.00 * 100
most products cost a lot less more than they're worth, its how it goes
Does it have to be university 😭🙏
Just buy a gaming laptop for $700 to $1,000
not really company specific
Not overpriced mac mini
i did it in secondary school and i didnt even have an id card
did some on behalf of my dads business too
i did it in high school and got "free" airpods
Free how?
apple ran an offer one time
like buy a macbook air get airpods free
Oh.
iirc it was air
my school id card looks so fake
offering free airpods for ipads and macbook purchase
I'm in secondary school :D
u should show it
But I'm poor
nop
r u british
guhh i might wait till next next year to get a macbook pro
Apple education isn't in Iceland :c
couldnt go home from school because of flooding
I love it
I'll likely get an actual job on Monday
No
Which is good
o
apple just announced the world's fastest cpu core
really?
yes
i have a feeling the M4 Max in a macbook pro is gonna cost like 10k
quite steep
Ew
nvm 3.4k
jdjg rages at the thoughts of the big fruit
it’ll stay the same tiers as old macbook
watch
the price
I love how they just decide to put Morgana there for no reason
Apple I knew was overpriced but not that much
I love these types of images
4k is steep though
Real
4k is insanity
gonna buy an m4 max mbp
@sudden sun hi
hiiii
@fallow pawn are you a swiftie
if I had $2 trillion billion dollar I wouldn't spend a penny on Apple
i might as well
same
maybe not this year though
@paper gate hi
guhh its so tempting
hi
I would buy apple then bankrupt them
@paper gate 
i love apple
the world if no more apple
@paper gate 
wrong
@stark herald 539,290 seconds
the things in this screenshot are all apple products
yop
ever since Apple my life has gotten much better
vloop vleep vlap?
true
slep sap bloob
apple made me good at computers
vorp?
i could pay for the macbook with the hackerone money i got
hackintosh made me buy real mac
fr
verp vorp vlep!
verp ?
vorp verp (mew)
2.5 trillion trillion trillion
apple made me want to throw my computer in the trash
2.5 verp volps?
what computr was it tho
because my phone is far better than my computer
and it's unacceptable
zeus phone mentioned
RAH
wait wait wait it takes the phone off????
I hate ewaste
i love ewaste
nah
google should pay russia $1
its a youphone not i
1 new russian dollar or normal usd dollar?
did u guys know?
we typing in offtopicaliens only
not in modmail

Does this affect my sideloaded fortnite
hello chat
nope, you will stay here unless I will kill you 
I hate iPhone
apple would be perfect if they weren't the company they are and made good decisions
I love apple but damn, they break my heart
a lot of times
tbf true they do make some very bad decisions a lot
no cozies are allowed
@burnt maple

Did it eat a lemon
No, someone caved in it’s face
Eatid a lemon
other than that, it all started when I called their support and we spent 2 hours trying to recover my apple id, it went right and both me and the support guy were commemorating at the end
lmao
I love apple support lmaooo
wholesome
true
one time i got 2 pairs of airpods pro for only £70 each

also guy from the apple store fixed my macbook charging issue without motherboard replacement

@twin linden
meanwhile they just ignored my support request
it wasn't even something crazy
💀
just couldn't make an apple id
you kinda need to call them
guh
sorry
worlds best css developer
@open pasture
really good and fancy, understandable even for me that knows actually 0 things about swift, did I say that it's fancy already? it's soo fancy 
@open pasture wyd
I will save you
@fallow pawn @open pasture https://www.cursor.com/ you use
how many
reactions you got just today?
words I can not say in this server
vc
i just take my macbook through rain whilst walking and programming
500 trillion
I see
I wonder
Stolen
what in the fuck I walked in to
my brain can't comprehend this image
LMAO i shared the bamboo song with my classmates and they uploaded it to the tv
Now the teacher is pissed
@open pasture @edgy ermine @twin linden
hai

husk
i feel sad for zhongli lmao
he is having fun I can guarantee
lol
I did
why is this server so gay

like mainly the fucking plugin is awesome but the entire community
holy Fuck
I don't see a single straight man in this server
Me
Me
Me
assume your pronouns
you must be mislead
all of u
I'm not single, straight, or a man, but I am in this server.
yop
...
"vc"
congrats youve probably got reported 20 times, by 20 ppl who wrote a 200000 word thesis on why you should be banned

I have a physics thing I need to turn in by tomorrow and I'm eepy as fuck but I still need to take a shower so I can't even go eep
bleh
I'm a straight cismale
insomnia + skool is not fun
how install
Dude probably doesn't like that I'm an lgbtq+ ally
Dude I have lgbtq+ friends and family chill
promise i dont think they think much about you

look inwards
outwards
@paper gate
i can hear the raisin lungs
A meaning asxeual right?
all gay people are okay except for the bad ones ❤️
so you?
you
what if i sold my m3 pro and got the m4 pro @fallow pawn
i might because the space black sucks
ur money but u will go broke
it would be kinda funny
it would be funny if i bought a new macbook every single time a new one released
do u get paid biweekly @fallow pawn
i get paid biweekly
malware
no i just cry
slide wise
ngl all these vencord bucks hit hard especially since they’re apple store credit only…
what if you paid us all in apple store credit @harsh minnow
it would only be a matter of time until all of the mod team is apple users
vee already pays me
creep…
o
I don't use Mac os or ios
@fallow drum ill take care of aliucord for you
@fallow drum hiii
how
BAD ROSIE
give me ur acc
Rosie you're going in the dungeon
there are no mods in aliucord anymore
literally nobody moderates there unless somebody pings
😭
and yet it stays more sane than this server
@fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum
honestly not surprised
maybe the mods here are the problem….
they know I'm always watching
Doesn’t this sevrrr have more people
by a bit yeah
maybe ur the problem
true
well they have 13k less people there
@fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum @fallow drum
so by a lot but it’s still active 24/7
much like this server
but it’s ONLY whitenames
Hmm?
it’s not moderated and only whitenames are active
it used to be pretty bad but now it's decent
it is moderated but not actively moderated
getting rid of furry-hentie channel was a big step
FURRY WHAT
it was a banger channel
.___.
funny thing is that it was only people around 14 years old using the channel and yes it was all actually furry nsfw
i’m pretty sure it was created as a joke originally
we also had aliucord-ios channel
memes channel was also removed
the good days…
What
throwback @paper gate
😭
All I remember is that rushii said they got mod at 14 I think or something
now yall r old
yeah rushii was a baby
I'm 22 years old
i mean ig i was also like 16

aliucord was actually a great server
real?????? ios numero uno
enmity took over
roshie
i forgot who made this banner but it’s still there to this day although none of the people in the banner are active anymore
most moved here and then most left here
😭
they could handle aliucord but couldn’t handle vencord…
thine MOTHER
fix your font rendering
I need more context
although kevin left because of malwina so i wish he’d come back
2021



