#🥚┇off-topic
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Good morning 
good morning!
How's the weekend going?
pretty good, no plans gonna suffer
Always a good time to go on a walk
When are they going to fix the framerate drops? Season 1-3 it still dropped by a bit, but nothing like this season.I'm getting drops to the 20s in some instances.
why are all my hobbies male dominated 
What does the TFLA0004 ban code mean its very broad
Good morning Off topic. I just woke up!
**TFLA0004: Gameplay Restricted **This is the message code you will receive when you have been banned from gameplay due to a violation of the code of conduct. This includes bans and restrictions related to cheating and unfair play.
If you wish to appeal, you can reach out to support
-ask
Reach our Support Team: Link
Please note you need to log in with your EmbarkID.
Morning!
i did but that is very broad
also they refered to their code of conduct but i cant find it anywhere on their site wish i could read the thing that i am banned off of hope its a false one
Fair play guidelines can be found here: https://id.embark.games/support/faq/76-the-finals-fair-play-guidelines
Here you will find a breakdown of many of the behaviors and actions that can result in a ban from the game in order to uphold our goal of el
Hi Nate
Heya
How are you?
How are you today Nate?
Those pen's look amazing
Yeah it is and it totally makes your writing experience smoother by a mile (my writing is still terrible)
Sounds nice (my writing is terrible beyond this world)
The cheapest fountain pen with a very great and reliable quality u could possibly get is probably 10 dollars but it looks like a pen your kids would use
Very happy but might have to spend the rest of the week eating ice soup
Good but tierd
I know the feeling
big spending huh
$100 for a pen. I bought it cause it's a discontinued model + it has a very unique nib
that's a very descriptive bio you have
i like
I love fountain pens! I only have a cheap one but people still see it and go 
Thanks
especially the fact that you added that the purchase was made during winter
Yeah fountain pens are a very good talking starter material, especially in college
I was about to type it on the exact date I bought it but I forgot
yeah tbh i was wondering which year it was
a bit of info missing otherwise great
Last year
There sick as fuck
What got you so into pens :0
I tried buying one at only $5. It was a jinhao 95 and I'm very surprised how smooth it is to write and it doesn't makes u tired after writing 2 paragraph
And other people also keeps talking about it and I like to talk about them. It's a good conversation starter so I bought more and buy the more expensive ones
how much do you write 😵💫
i almost never have to use pens anymore other than filling out things for my kid lol
Im on college so every lecture and all that I rather write instead of typing
Oooooooh so now its formed into your hobby ^^
They also write smoothly until the ink is gone, unlike ball pens which stutter for ages first
ahh
Yes
id use ipad lmao
i like to write with it
iPad baby Lin
nah its just convenient and ez
I think its easier to keep notes saved digitaly
used to write all my language notes in one note
Way easier to sort and search
i should pick up learning language again
learn russian lin
im very much in the "do everything" mode rn
.. but all at once
i want to create a discord bot too
im not dealing with crylic dude 
I forget they exist that way
Personally, I either keep notes in my head, on my desk on post its or in a notebook haha
so easy fr 
a discord bot to stop people from sending modmails?
Occasionally I get into using a calendar but then get bored
i used to learn german
but my love is for french
but i would like to go back to german and then after learn french
Post its on the side of your computer screen cant forget it 🤌
Sassymodbot: Go cry in the gulag you thirsty.. you get the gist of it
noh, will be a sort of project
first personal needs then try to expand
Ooooh so two languages sounds ambitious ^^
How comfortable to speak English by default
funnily enough i can understand more written french than german and i learned german for longer lol
Can't believe I had to LEARN it
Like does your mind allready understand some words and its more about learning how there spelt/said
yeah it sucks to learn other languages when english native because nothing is similar
I dunno, I understood French easier when studying just by knowing basics of English and Spanish
my spoken language sucks
my written is okay (back when i was doing it)
i can understand some french when written
its applying it and writing myself that i need to re-learn
english is the dumbest language of all time
Just speak a lot of it :b
i forget the syntax
that is not the word...
what is the language equiv of syntax bro
maybe i should learn english
Oooooooooh
STRUCTURE holy shit
What? syntax is a language word 
for that context?????
I don't know the context tbh
idk where or how to place words in sentence in french for example
i only know of syntax in coding languages 
Wait until you find out about phonotactics
lalallala not listening 
😭
Superior note taking for organisation

i had a dream bailey cheated on me while i was in the same house so now ima be mad at him
i had a dream it was my birthday and everyone forgot and then my mum was a bitch to me out of nowhere 
our dreams are cruel wtf
might fuck around and be mean to my mum today for it 🤪
hahahha
bf had a dream once that someone was coming onto him in the dream and he was like "No i have a gf !!!" but he was very specific in mentioning that it was a "super hot girl"
so i was annoyed
why ur brain cookin up these females bro
NO bc why are u cheating on me in my own dream
LMAOO yea no that’s fine it’s crazy
Idk about you guys I just have dreams about taking the wrong train and getting stranded
lord
tbh tho the amount of absolute moron dudes that are in relationships in cod server..................... im not surprised 
I always read "females" like "tamales"
I’m doing good lol. Just got some food and mocha in me so I can stay awake
special lil birdie
sigh
no way is that the washed mom
don’t start with me
its too late
can you wait for me to drink my coffee
i just
washed means not stinky
no washed means shes below bronze
⚠️ Drink coffee before engaging with the Court Jester.
solid advice
new server rule
Hi Mighty
i’m making whipped cream
greetings to you as well! 
that is a complicated recipe, many ingredients, are you sure you are up to it? .D
‼️A CAT HAS BEEN DETECTED (nate (jackdaw))
why should I?
i think i can handle it
why shouldnt you?
Ooooooo yum
It’s really not lol…
yes he was joking
(he is joking)
No jokes please.
I dumb I know
it seems somebody didnt heed the coffee rule!
when you can't choose between russian or english/international emojis
))
I think it's cute when russians go like this)))
everyone asks me what it means
Also brazilians going kkkkkkkk
it is actually related to that, i always switch between english and german/swedish layouts, and the :; are in different places, this way i dont have to bother switching
Swedish keyboard=pirate
my cream is whipped
Very nice very nice
me playing deadlock
oh i see
mostly because i dont have the time, also my reflexes are clearly not what they used to be. i was decent enough at q3 during its time, that shall suffice
HAHAHA
thats fair
old dog man try not to mention quake challenge: impossible
it’s simple, learn every language
Fr
just learning the cyrillic is not too hard, makes it easier to use translators
someone translate this msg req
did you ban them
i don’t think russian is hard but i’ve spoke it forever so im not a reliable source
fk knows this is instagram
Hmmmmmmmm
- They like you so they are in a puddle cause they are melting
- They are trying to get away by melting
- Random first emoji that a scammer is trying to use to start a convo
meanwhile my instagram
i am gonna guess that is spam as well xD
indeed
Just assuming that since it ends in a gift emoji it’s spam… ignore the whole it’s not English part.
If there's a telegram link it's always a scam
it’s literally telling me to send money to their telegram LMAO
What’s telegram?
i almost never get bot dms anymore !!!!!!! (on IG)
its just people trying to simp usually 
I got 3 from this server when the new season dropped.
cant tell if that is sarcastic or not xD
i hid almost every selfie of me on ig and its not stopping anyone
i never get them on discord
nah im srs
that is actually nice then
all my discord ones get auto sorted into "spam"
but sometimes discord fails and it gets sent as a usual dm 
theyre always from this server
It's like whatsapp but for stuff that'd get banned on most platforms in my experience
i wish i had ppl msg me simping and trying to send money 
did i tell u about my experience a few weeks ago
yes
So it’s the dark side of Twitter
hahhahaha i had to block in the end
Send a scrapbook of them all
i cba to report them all, it solves nothing
yeah, make a blog or something, could be a good read and you can get some ad revenue or so
its always the same shit
are you a gamer?
i barely talk in here anymore cos everytime u do u get bombarded by them
normal conversation indeed
dude forgot he already said hey to me
Me: I don’t want your goofy art commissions
Them: I’m not selling you my art
Them: you want to buy some art?
insufferable
what if you just turn off message requests on this server?
its always absolute dogshit "design" too
it is just too many people in here to make it manageable
Yeah.,. And the CMs have a hard time dealing with things out side of the server.
i have dms open because when i used to interact a lot of the times people would dm wanting support with XYZ or questions
which i do not want to have to filter through or otherwise miss
well, if you dont interact as much you might as well turn it off :D
and then people bitch because i "ignore their dm"
the last scab just fell off my tattoo oh my god 
At least there's signals, so if someone reports it we can easily tell if it's a problem and can boot them out
the worst type of people are the people who DM you with a ping in the dm, then tag you in a channel to read their dm
yeah, but i would guess it is mostly bots anyway, so hard to get rid of
like bro ure gonna be absolutely bottom of my list now congrats 👍
i miss when spammy raids were easy to detect 
i never understood that pattern
yeah, that will surely make me happy to interact with you xD
i mean i have all dms etc off and am always invisible, dont know how bad it would be otherwise. i think during the humble beginnings of the server i had dms enabled and already then it was a mess
who is this bitch
i honestly dont mind if its a genuine question etc
most of mine are reports because we are in 2024 and people still dont know what modmail is
yeah, that is the point, i wouldnt mind helping people out, but the noise would be unbearable
cats hate you
lin has never met my cat
I wish I could have a cat 😦
She’s marvellous
Random. 1-99 to each player. I’m 98 if I remember correctly
Also for future stuff like this consult the #easter-eggs channel as those guys know a lot more
Cheers bud, I didn't even connect it as a possible Easter egg, but it seems obv that the question should go there now
#1289459917337399317 we don't know!
I haven't frequented this discord until just now. But I felt like I'd give it a try
Worth it! If you don't like to hang out in one channel there's a bunch to choose from too. We've got folks who only hang out in spawn point, for example haha
I see lol
the id card is so cute 
ikr now if only they’d actually drive me places 😔
I know my cat would eat that card off her collar
new tatts?
Hello
im having the worst few days of 0 focus ever and im gonna go insane soon
you know what helps with focusing? coffee and THE FINALS

maybe i do need a coffee, im srs struggling
something that takes me 5-10m to do usually is taking an hour per thing
Ooh, new frog
coffee it is then
my hand
wait what?
Where is the frog? I’m clearly a ghost
my…hand tattoo….

am i not able to change my embark name??
-embarkid
Click the header to go to the EmbarkID website. Here, you can enable Cross Progress between platforms, link your Twitch and check your account. 
you can change it here every 30 days https://id.embark.games/id/profile
no sorry i mean in this discord
my nickname in this discord so people know who i am
oh, that you can do once you've sent 35 messages #⚡┇the-finals-chat message
need the first level role
Cuz youtube has been in an empty wasteland since 2020
Stinki
you did not just say that
Blame tiktok
i will😭
Send it over next time cinnabon girl
Reported
That report won't be looked at
you’ve never seen it?
Whoa that looks amazing!
it does
thank you!! it’s so dry rn i need to get lotion lol
wait is that a real flower on your hand
Its ink you dum dum
then use water and not lotion pls lol
never heard of putting lotion onto plants
like... they drink water
real
Gtoast is literally the root beer flavored dum dum
yum
use lecker schmecker instead
kind of long, got a shorter word that sort of buzz
Anybody know if a set pf duel masters cards from 2004 has any value?
It in fact dose not get better the more you watch. It deserves the nope card
Sorry
hey guys
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jesus
i slept
Yay
then i turned on my pc and windows automatically changed my wallpaper bruh
petiton to ban @gleaming ether
never

Yay and bruh
I’ll give him the bag of chips and the watermelon that’s pretty cool.
One message removed from a suspended account.
bb
so how goes it chat?
pickle lettuce pinapple pizza
Why???
true
Hopper!!! Hello, how are you
My day has been good. (Please talk less advanced english)

I give up on trying to understand this
Helloew good morning
Peegor!
Wasap lil browww hows u
I'm good, played a little bit of the finals today even won a final😉. How are you?
so i was shot from 2 sides
Its a bot. Report it cuz it goes against discord tos
great game
Anyone celebrating Halloween this year? if so, what are you going as?
I'm going to be the son that's forced to be at the door giving candy to people from my school (my friends visit me cuz I have the best candy)
My self... I always seem to be scaring at least the girls away
The men stay 🔥🔥💪💪💪
wdym celebrate
Halloween is a harvest festival, isn't it?
like u mean going to ppl houses and collecting candy no
The origins of this popular festival can be traced back to an ancient Celtic festival known as Samhain, which was celebrated in parts of Ireland, the United Kingdom, and France. It marked the end of the harvest season and heralded the beginning of a new year.
yea nah not really a thing in america
yeah well i’m gonna eat candy
yum, whats ur favorite
I’m a ghost
I was just talking about its origins
and why I used the word celebrate
lol
but just talking about modern halloween
I found some spooky bees
cute
I find it disturbing
lil on the edge but ok
hmm
k ;) I mean the Irish tradition is still like that apparently
I find Halloween to be a very interesting holiday.
art the clown
I still think you would make a wonderful hex girl
umm my fav candy ever is russian and called alenka it’s just milk chocolate
but american probably kit kat
i’d make a wonderful art the clown tho ):
you don’t think so
Is this not your twin
i have 0 red in my hair
I guess you’ll have to dye it for Halloween
no id have to bleach it
yum
idk if i’ll end up going as art but im def going as a clown
But I love girls with red hair
ok but i’m not destroying my hair ):
NICE!
ily tho
Wow. Wow.
What? It's just some bees geting ready for haloween
ill destroy my hair
no eve only loves me sorry
Wdym it's not a thing in America? You dress up as a character and go to peoples houses, that's halloween
how to rank up in the server?
-levels
"Why can't I do some things in the server?"
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wait till u turn orange

facts
Awwww
why not grape juice apple blue berry spinach chicken bone
what
I know this is the off topic spot but like how tf do I unlock the sights? There is a number value to purchase but there is no prompts and cannot buy them lol
Do you have enough VRS?
Yessir
Are you looking at the sight tab?
What gun are you trying to buy a sight for?
I’m there but the purchase option is greyed out and the AKM
Same with every other gun too lol
Interesting… are you sure you have VRS and not multi bucks?
I haven’t bought any new gear yet, I have the max you can hold
If you are sure you have VRS then check #1201841543926005810 for your problem. If not there check Reddit. And if not there make a bug report or contact support.
Copy that thanks bud
No prob
any satisfactories in the chat
Thank you
That is all, goodbye now ghost frog
I’m not a ghost frog I’m a ghost
Ok ghost. Goodbye now ghost
Thank you
maybe
I need a player for tournament
Ello Jesse how are you?
Man what's the command i forgot xD
-lfg
Europe:
#lfg-eu-casual • #1290634115720286209 • #lfg-eu-ranked
North America:
#lfg-na-casual • #1290634275737305190 • #lfg-na-ranked
Asia:
#lfg-asia-casual • #1290634388014633054 • #lfg-asia-ranked
Oceania:
#lfg-oce-casual • #1290634528255246439 • #lfg-oce-ranked
South America:
#lfg-sa-casual • #1290635941211410443 • #lfg-sa-ranked
Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.
Nahhhh the commands are very tricky (they didn’t name them very well)
-EE
Least I got the name right. Just not the - bit
woah
What?
idk
L staff
🤨
@sour plank this person is sending this in every channel rn
farming i see 👀
woah
Hello kiwi
I am ghost
did you die
who knows
Kiwii are you now half frog?
I would say it was nice knowing you, but I just got here so
IS THAT AN EMBARKER WITH A FROG PFP???
a frog that chose the superior sponsor
but frog
🐸 🤝 🐸 that I am
I would use my evil gut but you are an embarker so I will not
I’m Eve the one who convinced Rob to add the frog onesie
cute
Frog is cute frog is fun frog is life
Yes
it's ok, you don't have any drip so you have to rely on iseul-t for that 😎
my internet sucks so that's why I picked Engimo 😭
Hoping for that boost I see🙏
an embark employee that doesn't work in sweden
Officer I swear, I would be better at the game if not for my internet
damn
oh no I do
Same here… but instead of I wasn’t on a laptop
I wish I could say the move to a desktop improved my skill
it did not.
Sad
man i have dogshit internet and i still drop 20 bombs in matches
🙇
sounds like a skill issue
(it is)
i made dinner
W
What did you make?
it is good
Gnocchi cream soup with chicken and spinach? I can only assume there is white onion and carrot in there too. Or at least that’s how my family makes it.
pork gnocchi?
Yes
Pork or chicken
yes @ this
Cool.
nice
Kels stole your family recipe
Very yum Kels good job
FR 💀
heyo
yum! looks soooo good
Hello
New embarker :O
accusing me of stealing smh
Wrong chat
this seems on topic
i need that model skin but its 800 sobs idk
Well maybe... borrow is a better word? 👀
my recipe ):
don't tell me you people keep track of that 👀
time to leave again
noooo
ofc we do
we keep tabs on everyone (in a not creepy way)
we’re about to take my son to this……halloween thing.
hmm
Nah mostly just the embarkers that come into chat. Not all of yall are talkers so it’s fun seeing yall interact with the community.
too bad I don't even work on this game, I'm just here to lurk 😎
On October 5th? 💀
What do you do then?
something something, the early bird catches the worm
idk I just started coming to the office and they let me stay
then how do you have embark role
hmm
(I work on Arc Raiders)
That’s what I was about to say
it’s october. he’s also 2 and loves halloween, we do something every weekend in october
Cutie since when are you a light main, we both know you are ace at heavy
oh hows it coming along
That’s super fun!
what language is the finals coded in anyways
English duh
it's... around (I shouldn't say anything)
please leak the plot
@full nexus can you leak the Arc Raiders plot for us? 
what time is it in arc raiders now
approximately 12pm
tell us rn or no real arc raiders dev
ur a c++ programmer lol?
angelscript! we use a custom fork of UE developed by Hazelight
angelscript implies the existence of demonscript
well mostly AS, there's a ton of cpp/bp too of course
https://angelscript.hazelight.se/ it's very C# ish in a way
oops i forgor to change it
also good job on picking the superior sponsor
bp?
bp oil
blueprint
you got me, I actually work on the finals port for the ipod touch 😔
do we get a nintendo 3ds port too??? 🙏
You’re a scary bird
is arc raiders gonna also use eac
eac?
easy anti cheat
easy anti cheat
haha i said it first get rekt
don't want another cheater fest
oh right. I have no idea, not my area of concern
oh
ok now serious question: can you rig the playtest to ensure i get an invite?
what is your area of concern 
frog development
i believe 3d modeling based on his bio
get along well with me then :d
yes, but I don't want to
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE (did that convince you?)
😂
as invaild correctly guessed, I am the official frog advisor
(I do technical art, it's technically art 😃 )
do you know how to do untechnical art?
You should be a frogmedian (comedian)
no I leave that to my coworkers 😎
you should let me playtest because i want to
woah u spelled my name right
and because it would be funny to see the people be sad that askin didnt get them in
you better not say yes to him but not to me
but I'm concerned this guy might bring the whole fire nation down upon me
oh i might
now you gotta spell mine right
jowawa
close enough (you get a pass)
João
did i do it right? 🥺
João you should trust me with the beta test
glwd im on phone for this
is it John or João
or are they the same thing
beta??
you did it so right that I was stunned the first time we met at school Cutie come on 🤣
all the as
john for the noobies that cant pronounce his name
end of october there is a public test, idk what we call it
beta?
ehehe
closed beta 2 i think
Open beta?
technical test i heard
closed beta, you need to request access to playtest on steam
Gotcha
from Steam news:
first public Tech Test here on Steam
oh shit i did already
just most ppl don't see i spelled my name wrong i did it on purpose
ok now all those CB's in my calendar make a lot more sense
nice
i gotta finish getting ready now :(
João is the portugese equivalent, about as common of a name as John
it's supposedly random who gets to playtest - so no gurantees
portugese interesting
we'll see
no actually we go through the list of people every week and pick our favorite people based on how funny their name is
(100% true)
tracks
🗒️ make 🗒️ my 🗒️ name 🗒️ funny
got it
afaik steam's signup system is not something we can really control, so it is "random"
but I'm not really that knowledgable about that
so you think im funny 🥹
like invaild's, I read that and thought I was having a stroke
ill carry you in the finals if you get me a key
no. 🤣
sorry lol
i think you can make keys to hand out tbh
bro help
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probably yes, I don't know anything about that /shrug
damn i gotta level up
didn't know off-topic is ENGIMO friendly
so many ENGIMOs here
no take the easy route, apply here at Embark
do they hire remotely 
"easy"
switch your sponsor to Engimo and you all get arc raiders access /j
(for legal reasons: not legally binding)
legally binding
i was already
check again
the /j implies the legal reasons notice is a joke
therefore it IS legally binding
only skills i have is frontend
no the /j only applies to what came before it
/j /j /j /j /j/ j/ /j/ j/ j/j/j//j/j
"well, actually"🤓

😂
hair is annoying
you better not use your knowledge of me to gain clout in this server
hmmm
do you 2 know each other
wait you weren't considering that until I mentioned it
i think you should join to other dc server too, the one for ARC 🙂
from college yeah
yea, we went to college together, we're besties
ahhhhh, that's sick
that's neat
he sent me cat pics and we became friends
iddkkk about the besties part like 👀 you kinda annoy me at times /j
wth 😭
are we besties now
uhh double check our careers page
oooh tempting
I think I saw one position recently that was remote or hybrid? most of our positions are on site (our studio is lovely)
le gasp
no jobs available
oh the one, you know the one, that one?
I guess I should
https://careers.embark-studios.com/jobs
there are 👀
why is mine broken
we need a friend
ENGIMO can provide you one
@ornate maple i can become your boss
just sign our data sharing EULA
the very straightforward one
our completely straightforward user agreement
whats that?
REAL SIGMAS LET IT CRUST💩 🗿
btw @spark mulch for the record, I don't accept fr's here just to keep some level of professionalism
while I make fun of you all, of course
🤨
Released 2024/09/20 during the Season 4 TwitchCon Stream.
ENGIMO lore commercial (advert), for Season 4 of THE FINALS.
00:00 - Commercial
00:35 - Outro
========== Transcript ==========
ENGIMO: We know you feel alone.
But trust us, you're really not alone.
Let ENGIMO bring the world a little closer, one element at a time.
Breeze through a...
b-but i signed the user agreement
🗿
you forgot the fine print:
ᴱᵐᵇᵃʳᵏ ᵉᵐᵖˡᵒʸᵉᵉˢ ᵃʳᵉ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵃᵘᵗᵒᵐᵃᵗᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈˢ
my existing 2 embark friends beg to differ 
are they really your friends though, think about that
(jk)
you're right though it's more of a professional relationship 😔
why would that get me a third?
just sign it - don't ask questions
nah im askin
prob not their main discord accounts
all will make sense when you sign
nah im good
too used to being the guy handing out soul contracts to sign one like that
when the cms left community team accounts got deleted
@vernal hazel sorry for the ping but is the game REALLY that good
unless it was deleted because theu did something bad
CMs make new accounts, I think most embarkers use existing ones
i find that game boring
oh my god
ban him
my work discord knows what my freetime carson enjoys
rekt
You are still alive if im not mistaken hehe
you should be playing THE FINALS™️
I SUCK SO BAD AT FPS GAMES
ur on both accounts lol?
PRACTICE
I just have the one
i suck too nws
the trick is to play with an insanely good revolver player, and just sit back to enjoy the game
is that how you got your name, invaild
sorry fellas but all I need is my next delivery :3
do u have a steering wheel?
Those good revolver players are pretty fun to be team8s with NGL
an embarker just used :3 my whole perception of reality has been shattered
these are the real questions
Cutie and I often play with @dense musk he's insane with the revolver
y'all should try out the riot shield
Salute to @dense musk 🫡🫡
we are not bound by such simple things as :3 and OwO
yes
back on pc :)
(ノ´・ω・)ノ ミ ┻━┻
what steering wheel do you use
checking your job title, it makes so much sense that you'd enjoy eurotruck sim
what about UwU
Are you
?
yes, currently enjoying demat + revolver a lot (even tho I suck with the latter)
a medium who picked ENGIMO, very interesting
just a G920. I've been looking at a few less... sane... wheels for trucking games. But I went with "relatively affordable" for now, before my inevitable descent into trucking madness.
I love me some green, and I do on occassion snipe some fools
what is his job title
Is it weird that I used to pick revolver for lack of a gun like the pipe in previous seasons?
tittle
may have been me 10m ago
this will be me in 10m
yep
Nice to meet you im a simple Akm turret guy
he can disclose that if he wants to 👀
how dare you reveal my job title of "truck obessionist"
it's true, it literally says that on Slack
looking at it right now
"cheap" 300 dollar steerwheel
do you have one of those crazy setups with like 5 screens and pedals?
I said "relatively affordable"
oh fair enough
I have a ultrawide monitor, that's all
he actually plays it at work when waiting for stuff to compile or something
explains the truck horn sounds I hear sometimes
You ppl are making me go try truck simulator out
haha
if 300 dollars is "relatively affordable" embark must be paying y'all really well
so programmer xd
gotta compile angelscript xd
and some demonscript
I back chat
"relatively" means relative to "dedicated truck sim wheels" in this case - tbh I bought the wheel on credit + monthly payments, idk what it actually cost
ahhhhhhh that's fair
Welcome back
i didn't really care for the game on controller lol
Hi puddle
I forgot the technicalities, but AS is actually super fast to compile and run
one of the reasons we prefer it over cpp
WHAT THERES ANOTHER ONE ARE THEY MULTIPLYING ARE THEY UNDERGOING MITOSIS
rate my c xd
I've never compiled angelscript, how dare you
hmmm
Carson what do you work on at Embark?
Embarkers can canonically undergo mitosis
wouldn't pass code review, inconsistent spacing of {} 😠
it still complies tho
famous last words
backend services, mostly for ARC Raiders
and ur pc would soon run out of memeory
W
João won't leak the plot, can you?
(・o・;)
pitting us against each other, who will risk their job for the most internet clout 🥊
Whichever embarker leaks the plot gets +10000 aura, so... better be quick
I kinda feel like arc raiders will be kinda like hell divers
In the sense that the plot is relatively simple
ok so the plot is-
gets banned
yea idk any c xd i found it in a yt video lol
I did make one change to the finals a couple months ago. It was very stressful - had the discord, subreddit, and a bunch of grafana screens up so I could find out if I broke something
lol what did u touch
Damn
if you ever break the game we will riot
was it you that broke the arc raiders stuff like a few weeks back? or was that IT shenanigans
the backend, duh /j
I've broken ARC raiders a few times. My finals change went off smooth as hell though
bro codes with chat gpt
that would explain so much about your code quality (jk)
YO WHA-
Is that happening so common and natural?
nah backend is extremely tough so i belive u
yeah I'm really glad I don't do backend, y'all are wizards
thats why i hate backend u gotta pray to code gods every time
if I break something, an environment artist gets angry at me and I fix it. no problemo
OHH
yeah we can break things before it's live. Mostly like... if we change the finals backend, it's gotta be backwards compatibile for weeks with a whole plan. For arc raiders we can (mostly) just break it and say something in the slack "hey I broke this, FYI"
i wish i started coding early
although here "break" means "change" and not "mistake"
yea
reverts CL sorry we needed that to still work for now
reverts revert NO
oh no CL as in changelist (not changelog, am dumb)
Not cl40 lmao
oh lol
Well where is the comeback
I have no coding knowledge so everything you guys are saying, I'm just learning them
🫡🫡🍟
the comeback is that Carson doesn't even know I exist 😎
I DO NOW!!!! <am very nice in person actually, will bring you iced coffee if asked>
i sucked at both programming and forign languages autism sucks
@lament musk I didnt know you were woffle on stream, just realized when I looked through waterdances discord

you got the wrong autism?
darn I'm not a coffee drinker 😔 (yes they say I'm insane to survive on just water)
There are different kinds of autism?
Damn @last anchor he just gave the comeback of a century, peace when war. Its over
What about tea?
Also another thing im scared about backend is if it has any networking one thing and cam become vulnable
I don't think anybody has fully plumbed the depths of autism types
yep
hmm, not while working
and I always forget it and it gets cold
autism is a spectrum disorder
which type did you get? I got Titanic autism
used to make lemon tea in huge 2L bottles and drank it cold, good times
everyone thought it was pee
is arc real?
i have no clue i was diagnosed at like 2 years old
well we showed it at gamescom and we have a public beta later this month, I hope it's real?
classic case of The FINALS autism
I honestly thought it has different levels
Tho as a kid I got introduced to autism by seeing it's worst level
I feel bad for that kid and his parents still
After years I found out autism isn't necessarily so bad
have I been working on a mirage for months?? 👀
I have more questions, what is a Mirage ._.
yeah autism comes in many shapes, i get treated like i was useless so yea
Oh yea totally those things
So fast
I mean you are a dussin fan... not that useful right now
(jk you're valid)
I mean ye there's "levels" but by "types" I mean like math autism, doctor who autism, political science autism, et cetera
Bro had that one saved, it aint the first time
no I type really really fast, runescape days and all that
@manic knot
i struggle socially :( and i feel like my brain don't remember shit, i might also have brain damage
I sometimes wonder if I'm autistic
And also , how is the diagnosis procedure for stuff like this
What/where do I even go to👾
kinda because i always hit my head, and also got into a car accident 4 years ago
@last anchor Have you seen the community memes that Engimo signees are Goo eaters

you should see a doctor about the suspected brain injury tbh
where do you live
of course!
All lies and slanders!!
Ohhhhh
I see I see ,
I'm guessing it's the level of autism + the person's personality (or should I say character traits instead?)
yes of course
i didn't know you were wofflepuff
welp seems like i have to go soon
I didnt know it was the one and only Mighty of all
i don't look at the subreddit
Exactly what im thinking, we should accept this
Even mighty signed with Engimo
I've been eating goo all my life, and I turned out fine
nah just "level" is part of the diagnosis/medical jargon. "type" is for fun and means nothing and is not real
Got it🫡
How does one of Embarks founders (Rob) sign with Holtow though? Truly a sad day for us all
it is why i have the best internet!
Is that why everyone complains about Robs mic quality
i have shit internet lol
mitosis again, now there's 3 of us
@proud rain I took Iseult
his mute button however
mitosis u double
iseult more like insult 😎
No shot
@ cm i think we can change the channel name to #engimo-off-topic
but I am team engimo.
I cried tears because of that, I just couldnt
off topic more active then spawnpoint
wrong person
Cuz it's not off topic
it's cause I joined 😎
will leave and be back next weekend for more activity 🤝
Might I not share that?
(I always guessed there has to be specific psychologists that do this
But do i go to a hospital?
Or a clinic?
And should I do research of where to go or which doctor is better at this before I do this?
All of these questions pop into my head 👾
**Just reminding you all to vote for The Finals, dont forget to vote! **https://www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoystickawards/
yeah you got to grind the yellow role
Gotta reduce the respawn time 
this is the place where things went down since forever! :D
Here is the mute button clip, just watch it (From Waterdances stream)
no way you made conjure sdf?
Oh cool
TNX for the heads-up
oh damn really hasn't talked lol
i found a menu bug with someone
yeah, I regret it (jk)
it be cool to play with embark employees tho i suck ass
hey no way, I suck ass too
Dude you type insanely fast
Same
i type pretty fast too i think
of course
you should search online about psychology diagnostic services in your country/state/province, mostly it will start with a referral from a more general type of doctor to a more specialized kind of doctor
Keyboard is faster than phones
this slow mode tho is a killer
lmao, i saw a video on it the other day 
Well he said he played Runescape, but still, literally 2 seconds after
https://typing-speed-test.aoeu.eu/
find out exactly how fast 👀
the upper end on this site is like 700, am not that fast
interesting website
"I advise you to take a 2 min break now" 
Got it TNX 🍻🤍
Gotta put time for it and for it later
Always good to know myself more 🦦
famoily
the one and only
ok I'm gonna go back to truckin now
fam 🛢️ y
Well play during the community streams, there isnt a requirement that you have to be good. Just have fun, dont set limits for yourself!!!!!
Have fun 
youve already been trucking for 5 hours

Carson's the kind of person that
after a long week of working hard at Embark, he goes home
and works some more as a truck driver
Vafan Carson, lock in
Last time I wanted to do this GeForce now failed me 💀
Dont tell him, but I think you can get paid to do that
not that bad actually, I know people who barely break 100
are you using a wheel and stuff? did that for a while, it made it a lot more enjoyable :D
idk if you know this, but truckers be working long hours
I think I was at 350 a few years ago, definitely possible to get faster
my fingers were off
To be fair
I feel like that's one of the chilliest kinds of games you can go for
I can't imagine myself playing a game like elden ring after a week of work
i have returned from my 🚿 what did i miss
very true, or a game like the finals after a week of work 👀👀👀
I do!
i can prob get like 70 max depends on the words tbah
Stresses at work, breaks arc. Its the weekend, dies to a 13 year old keyboard warrior
Welcome back👾
engimo supremacy
🫡 gotta drive the full E40
Guilty here 💀😂
i play the finals on controller tbh
nice! what is your gear of choice!
cheated
i do not cheat
Nothing has beaten the satisfaction I get by beating players with a sledge so far for me
sureeee
my typeracer record is like 170wpm
just a G920 so far
yea my keyboarding sucks
i hope the world can be peaceful enough so we can eventually see a mega bridge built from alaska to russia so people can drive all the way from new york to the tip of Africa
Id imagine a race sim setup for games like Forza horizon 5 would be insanely sick
oh, it has a clutch?
i do the best typing but while gaming i feel like i lose where the keys r
i kinda want a manaual car now
you can def improve, it just takes practice, tbf i've been using a computer for like 8 hours a day for like 10 years which is why im good :P (not a flex idk why im tryna make it sound like one LMAOO)
the first game that really made me appreciate steering wheels and force feedback was nfs 5 porsche, that was amazing, you could actually exactly feel then your tires started to loose grip. all nfs after were just meh for some reason
I'm off to sleep here
Pleasure talking with you kind folks🤍
yup
i don't feel like my tpying can get any better tbh idk
Id say Inet or maybe Webhallen has some pretty sick steering wheels
imma go do that irl real quick
Wow you don't touch grass for 10 years, amazing 😎
(Same here 😭😭😭)
imma drift on a turn guys is that ok
gnight!!!
(does grass in THE FINALS™️ count?)

INSUFFERABLE
