#⚡┇the-finals-chat
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Loop "Hampster dance and cotton-eye Joe" through the mic until they get their act right.
No thanks, I prefer the unranked cheating players over the ranked cheating players, tysm
Buff tarry
to be fair below 30-35k i havent seen one yet
Lol dont u hate it when your tm8 is a random drunk dude beating his wife at 3 am
at worst case those were smurfs and awful mm in general
Jesus wept. Lol. That rough?
Buff do
buff bow
Anabolic steroids and creatine. Shove it in my Lewis gun.
No
yes
No
yes
yers
No
yes, 2 against 1
No no no tables turned
yes, tables turned in my direction
*our
Flip it over then.
true
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
What's with the weird spinning from some players?
Tables where even now they are flipped due to my no that I am now saying no
I was about to do that
┬─┬ノ( º _ ºノ)
DONT YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT MY SPINS!
but I'm going to counter that no with a yes and the other no with another yes
Well I summon my nos
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess
I enchant my nos with poison to beat your troll yes
Can't see spins in the lobby though
-rm -rf /boot/.efi
This isnt the solution but may cause the problem to stop.
DONT THIS IS A TROLL.
Wouldn't work, but still dont try.
I cast testicular torsion upon your poison enchanted nos to stop it dead in it's tracks before it reaches my yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess
I casted mind control onto your yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess which converts to my side converting into a nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i also started working on a no nuke
(Kiwii don’t ask)
I have a nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nuke detection system and several yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees nukes ready for mutually assured destruction
we just speedran the cold war
If I had a nickel for every time it happened I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot but still strange i've encountered it twice
Thats very sad to hear.
I send no nuke to noba 90 miles south of yesrida
I send fifteen yeeeeeeees nukes to 60 miles north of NoooooooSSR
Noooooooossr collapses
i just had a scooby doo ass chase on fortune
cool
Did you get em?
this isnt cool
5757575757575757
unfortunately not
Womp womp
YESA profits massively and attacks Maybeistan because definitely not oil
Mahoraga get him
Just reached chapter 11 of my booksie
The Democratic Republic of Perhapsia withdrawals our invitation to tennis if you cannot play nice.
fuck but Yesald Yump really wanted to play Yolf
Why are we playing hearts of iron in the finals server?
naps are so nice
Lol. An aside. You ever watched any shorts by SpeedGolfRob on Instagram?
cerberus fun as hell
Bow buff argument but more civil and fun
nah I don't have insta
Check him out on YT then, he makes me think of this game a lot.
Funny as hell.
Bow should be weak because it is a weapon that fundamentally doesn't suit the gameplay of the finals. The sniper should be completely removed for similar reasons
Nossia invades finekrane
i should run cl40 to make people mad
Point your gun at the enemy, Marooch. You can't shoot em if you arent POINTING!
Pick one
Be the lead hacker for CNS or be ospuze spokesman with sourslxt?
Boffum.
YESA sends a lot of money to finecrane and Yeson Yusk gives them Yesilites to communicate, Yeo Yiden fell asleep too
If you want to make this community angry then use the sword
It's not even good
sword is so funny
It just punishes bad positioning and people HATE that shit
I AGREED
Thats life tho. Thats humans for ya
Mgl32?
The finals players when the game punishes them for not thinking and playing like it's CoD: 😡
I don't see people get mad at mgl
REAL THO
Yump is elected which may or may not have support from nossia
Everything I say is real gangy
Yump kisses Notin in private
Is this trump x putin yaoi?
Xp me please. 🙏🏼
yes
Yiden blows up yumps dog in Minecraft due to the cheating
🙂
Yesbama is also there for some reason
Do yall know of any finals tournaments happening besides phl?
Yiden forgets where he is and yump shits his pants and falls asleep in front of a news reporter
Yesbama watches from the closet
breaking news Perhapsduro is captured overnight by yump and his Yilitary, Yapitalisim triumpshs again over Nounisum
Yahoo seduces yump
Embark fix ur game in between rounds of every ranked round I get booted from the game and it takes long asl to reconnect
didn't even need to change the name
Reading all this makes me feel like I forgot my meds
*big yahoo
I am a mental construction, I do not exist
I know I did
But...
I took them... How is this happening...
You gotta go outside more...
the meds were a mental construction, a hallucination, you never actually took them
24/05, psycho day/month/year is the best format (no wait im fucking dyslexic) where's your year line though ~_~
i was just outside less than 2 hours ago
and im working full time
That’s the message I sent 🙂
Omg you're so famous!
So you work and play this game I guess?
i play on my off days
Now give me money and let me do tax evasion and visit the island
Bruh, how you got 2500 hours...
I don't need to put the year bro I'm not gonna forget my meds for 365 days in a row 😭
thats my actual ingame hours
i leave the game open very often by forgetting that its open
plus ive played since release
for all we know this was from last year
Those numbers are a little inaccurate I believe
Well I wasn't taking meds this time last year
That's way too much open... Gotta close the game with how many hours you got wasted lol
@stiff kernel thx for switching back I didn’t wanna make a new one
It was just for today dw 
I don't get it
from what i know the hours got reset at some point between s1 and s6 (think it was jsut before s6 but i wasnt playing at the time to know the exact time)
My communist collection
I still don't get it
Kiwii switched her pfp or his idfk
I'm getting quite tired. I've been awake for 12 hours
Oh I see. Cute puppy is back :)
We twinnin now
technically for a sec you were more kiwii than me
That's around mine how's you steam one thus much higher
My steam on is like 1400
i dont mind it being open
plus some of that time is making outfits, and i make alot of them
i wish cerb was better in some way but i cant tell how
how do u get 500hp as a medium?
Kiwii can you tell devs to give more outfits that can be used to make femboys please 🥺
After it shoots it 3 bullets the gun explodes and kills the medium
This really isn't a long time to be awake and all I've done is eat, read and play videogames today
Truly I have a normal sleep pattern
You don't?
Not sure what you mean with making outfits...
Have a light point a H+ infuser at you
Fire asf.
kill cams showing some dude with 500hp o.0
Tbf how long did u sleep beforehand
Sounds like a fatty
Yay the pfp is back
We would greatly appreciate more maid outfits
We? Who's we
what could i possibly mean by that
E
Ve
7 hours, then I fell asleep again for another 2 hours. So less than I normally get, but just enough for me to function
everyone bought that horse head, I love it
Why did we choose cow milk as THE milk
i got it for free 
Huh there was a free version?
I’m sorry would you prefer a different type
no i just got a sugardaddy
I need one
@autumn mulch would you buy me free skins?
Because cows were once very useful for european settlers as they are able to graze on otherwise useless plants in areas that aren't fertile enough to grow crops
how do i share the screenshot of the / 500 hp? xD
You can't here, you are not a green role
Brother I have no money. I'm the one who should be ebegging here
How should I know when I don't switch cosmetics...
Seal
Broke-hood
It be like that
Not being able to work definitely has its drawbacks!
-_—
A j*b?
Woah careful
I love seals they are in my top 5 fav animals
I know, I censored that word for a reason
Not top 1. Wow
I’m offended
thats a few people
I really like flamingos
“Few”
The goat yon just chillin
we're short three ppl for this shit
Join us and you might win a maid outfit
For what
server tourney
The winner get's one discord nitro
I wish I could, I’m in the office today 😔🙏
Quick?
I don't like you
Yazan alt be like “yaseen”
He only said quick
man at that point just play a dif game it's over 😭
can only imagine their sanity is just hanging by a thread
LETS GO YON WIN THIS SHIT FOR ME
Whats going on!
UwU
how tf do people get to diamond with less than 1k total wins 😭
I'm eating the flesh of my enemies rn wbu?
i did that
Also alts
Watching my fav Egyptian series
Unless you're completely disabled or whatever, there is always some form of work you can do...
fair, this or im just shit nearly 5k games now and im still stuck low plat, high gold
We are friends right?
the parrot one is cool
We still have like 50 days relaax
@grim raft you free rn?
I'm sure you know a lot about my living situation and how my condition affects my ability to work. Thanks for the input, I'll file it away
i am not getting diamond this season lol
Why not?
im shit ~_~
Nah
I charge 12,28€ upfront
Dude we NEED another team
If you hit diamond once you can hit it twice
No, I don't. Doesn't mean that what I'm saying isn't true...
yuh my ranked average kd is like 0.83
It’s good to try but not everyone is capable that’s not something you can judge, you don’t ask a person with a broken leg to run a marathon
Objective based game tho
"Hey I have no idea what I'm talking about but I'm gonna be a condescending asshole about it anyway"
Not judging anyone, just stating something obvious...
Yall should chill
You don't even know what kind of work I do?
Maybe don't get offended so fast lol
CHILLLLLLL
I'm chill, no worries
You are by saying something about other people? That’s exactly what your doing
Hi chill I'm Fenir
I did not ask about your work, nor do I care, nor is it relevant
None of yall r being very chill if you guys want to argue go and do it via dm’s
what kind of team? 
Quick?
Yo drop a sniper Clip
I'm calling you out for being a judgemental prick for no reason, I don't care beyond that 👍
same goes for my bitch of a wife
We're hosting a wt tourney and we need another team, currently need 3 people
It is relevent when it comes to things...
But seeing how you react to everything, it's no surprising anymore
I am in bed
Get out of your bed lazy
Not saying anything about anyone though...
Just telling the truth
I'm on my phone rn, I'm scared about the size compression
nor do I have a team buddy 🥀
Bros just sayin shit
@oblique bobcat why 🥲
Why each time I come here bunnygirl is mad at someone 😭
While watching the video the speed slowed down by a lot
It’s not the truth ? It’s your opinion that’s not a fact or truth and I disagree, people shouldn’t be forced to suffer and deserve empathy, some people can’t work just saying go do it doesn’t change someone’s capabilities, I’m happy for you if you can but not everyone can
in fourth place for a reason pal smh... 🙏
Because you think calmly telling someone to stop being an asshole means I'm mad
Playing to lose but we had fun
It’s a joke relax
okay let's calm down
I am relaxed
Perfect
I'm saying there is always something someone can do...
I know there is a limit for things, doesn't mean everything has it's limits.
only thing that matters is winning
no fun allowed
Word
But there isn’t ?
Still waiting for your clip HUH
I am still in bed vro
Idk, many factors can play a role in becoming a victum...
Nah chill bro 😭
Gne gne gne
I like the colors marigold and vermilion.
Bring back Head 2 Head
I don't read everything, so I'm chill...
Why are you talking like an anime character...
Not everything needs elipses...
How freaky are you
Everyone’s limitations are different some people can’t work, just not work it’s not a option for them, even if they want to, you should talk to people you know who deal with those limitations around you, they might be able to show you the other side more, it is good to try yes but it’s not always a option
Oh you don’t wanna know
Bruh 💀
Just tell
Call me Crazy but I feel like you want head to head back
No thxs
You want me to get ban or what
Hi crazy, yea I feel that man.
9 EXTRA TICKETS FOR SALE!
Who's in charge of the server quality? The game has so many issues that hinder your accuracy and skill. Primarily on point break but ffs its literally 18 ppl at most
this just isnt the case, you dont know this person nor where they live. an example of such is there are countries that completely prohibit you from working until your above the age of minority.
You scared
I've worked in places so I know what I'm talking about...
You make me wet now thx you 🥹
Ight time to go
pause
Someone had to
You clear don’t if that’s your reference 💀
I have the best version of this
If that's what you think...
“ I’ve had a job so I know how it works for everyone” aight bud
Mine is animated tho
Yeah, change how I said things. That's clearly how it works right
Nah i am just freaky h24 it’s not the same thing
That’s literally what you just said
But mine is boxxy shoeonhead
What happened to that doge with a bat
Wait I know her
this server:
Still in my heart
From the looks off it, you already missed it
Hella my little American favourite princess
But nuh-uh
What even is this argument abt 😭
Hello pal what’s good
Where did I specifically say that...
Please read this sentence then get back to me
Don’t encourage them
I’m not really arguing I’m just observing that they’re really really dumb
Oh nothing I am just freaky like always in the arena and you?
Just at work bored asf
A j*b???
Maybe get back to work instead of wasting my time 🙂
does this work?
#⚡┇the-finals-chat message
I need to get image perms so I can post cool seal pics :(
I mentioned that I'm unable to work to someone when the topic of money came up. Flamember took the opportunity to chime in by telling me for certain that I definitely can work if I try, the implication being that I'm lazy I guess
From what I can gather they agree on the same things but phrasing it differently making it sound like they disagree
AHHHHH
Please do
How long does it take to get image perms???
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Finished everything except for meeting for this week, stay in school bud
Sounds like it’s a slow day, hope your chilling and enjoying the paid free ish time
It's always nice to see sr-84 enjoyers
Like completely unable or just not able to do a category of jobs
Oh I’m cherishing it. We’re really slow over the summer since we work with mostly schools
Yay I’m close :D
How close
I’m unable to work so I might have some strong opinions about this as well
I worked 3 shifts and passed out with a nosebleed around heavy machinery because I was so stressed out from anxiety
…..
67 xp
Can I be close too…
Oh... Oh no
So that excludes basically every job
I have not earned a single experience point on APS and I will keep it that way
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO
I worked for years until I got a little sick and couldn’t it was all I did and a big life change 🥲
Professional cat handler :3
Underwater welder
I would give a lot to have my capabilities back so that dude can shut it
I am very allergic to cats and also I hate them
im more skilled than all yall
Damn that sucks what you trying to do
Well now I’m sad
Mods nuke this tf you mean you hate cats
I DIDN'T KNOW
The calmest of all the jobs
I really hope a cat eat your bunny
Wait what
Whit all the love I have 🫶🫶🥹
I was gonna go to university and get a degree in nuclear physics so I could be a nuclear engineer, but I cannot handle formal education
cat hater… 🥲
and a cat ruined it for you… i understand…
I wouldn't trust you with nuclear stuff
Neither would I
Lmao
i trust me with nuclear stuff
I thought that being a nuclear scientist was a extremely stressful job tho
But I managed to get clearance to work on a military airfield, so clearly I am very trustworthy
Nu-uh
Low cortisol welding positions near me
tell us the secrets. are there aliens? do they have boobies?
Nono that's important
Eh? The health and safety is a big thing but I don't see why it'd be stressful
I would use any and all nuclear material I find as a lamp :)
idk how the mvp for point break is calculated but how do I have the most damage, kills, least deaths, most obj score, and still not top 3
I’d eat it
Yes and maybe but if they do I'm keeping them to myself
reminds me i found a nice easy way to play ranked without stressing, just turn off the sound it gets really peaceful
Mmmm 1 trillion calories
You evil monster
How do you change the name of the vc
I did nothing
Healthy for you!
brass knuckles are goated
Practically dieting
Say hello first
Real men up the switch
lol my bad wsp folks
Does it have proteins?
I am good you my love?
Hey
You’d never need to eat protein again
rizz
Ayo
Or anything most likely
brain combined messages on my screen and read “brass knuckes are healthy for you”
check #vc-info-rules
It’s absolutely life changing
Copy
*life ending
They didn’t ban you
Damn that's a deal
People say I am good protein bars
Some would say dying is just a dramatic change in your life
People? Who?
Ban me for what ?
Lot of people 🥹
She say she got a heavy flow okay spit some bars then
what is the flavour?
Ban evading?????
Ospuze
Already have a full-time job, just enjoying my weekend...
never had it
Trust it’s taste really good
Bro that’s not me 💀
can we not use the j-word please
Alr then
chat i just put on the entire banjo kazooie ost playlist, now im gonna clean my room while it goes
Tell me what word beside work can be used, cuz it seems like everyone gets tilted with everything lol
Try the Sonic Unleashed OST! The Chun-nan and Frozen Edge songs especially are FANTASTIC
Shoulda been animated movie of the year…
Doesn’t say nun in there
You know what I can animated…?
Wuh
I feel like you can't do anything because you are a white role
Myself
don't use the w-word either
no talk, unless you are unemployed like a boss
We do share the same braincell
Are light mains all unemployed?
You are clearly the light player who I dominated whit my winch 😋
It's an important question tho
The W and J words not being automodded already is kinda triggering…
this would make sense why all the lights are like this...
Hum actually I main medium
I trap and I’m main light
Hope you got your beam ~
very true
I don't feel safe
Anyone know if Bambu Labs software triggers anticheat, i was randomly perma banned and I just downloaded that today.
you need to be neutered
I get to go home in 10 mins hurray
Nah don’t need it ~~
I've no idea of what software it is
i legit thought for a long time that your pfp was jeff the killer
what do you need then?
You…~
😭😭 what
You can’t say his name it’s to spooky, no one would believe how scary it is
Another important thing this server needs, a pfp tierlist
Wtf you mean Pekka can do crazy thing on you
YOU know exactly what I mean
somebody help
I'd be inside S+ ofc
i feel like i'd bee cooler if this was based off the "ammo" left not and combat / support score
Bee???
do you know what image I am talking bout?
yup bees they get you when you least expect it
No lmfao 😭
But venom interactive
Slenderman
I WAS READY TO SEND THIS
🐌
my support and combat are basically always 1 to 1 so it's just always in the middle
give me a sec
Seems fair to me
Tiktok stickers are spreading everywhere
starlight hollow is pure unadultered cancer
Same I peaked in plat 2
Spawn killing is a thing in there
get starlight hollow out of the game bruh
Nah it's "fine" only skilled players abuse that system
LMFAOOO did you think I just made him blond 😭
Devs give Sam starlight hollow more often thanks 😂
I would love a discord bot that automatically detects and deletes AI-generated content and then warns the poster, muting them for 10 minutes, 30 minutes and 12 hours on their 3rd, 6th and 7th warnings respectively
Lmao
That’s actually really good
Is anyone from Poland playing here???
dude I do not know
I just saw eyes and red for the mouth and assumed it was some albino version of him 
Agarthan ripper
Wow this is so real
Death
why did vro get turned into an anime girl
is there any new players that want to do the recruit and rise challenge
WHAT HAPPENED TO: "AFTER 3° TIME*
Couldn’t be ai, it can’t fake things that good, can it ?
We are so lucky there was a camera recording everything
I am new of course!!
lmaooo
Nobody is safe
i want the helmet but i cant find anyone
Bro just picked up the game 💀
Does this count as fan service?
Truly, the humble ring camera carries this truth to us
how is this even possible
Everything in this world count as fan service
clearly
I am scared
Being the goat ! Clearly
you need to calm down buddy
Well Said Relic! 🤣 🥂
Drain the opsuze from this beings blood stream
They already done got me bruh
Btw platinum rank is hell, gold seems so peaceful
What a brand new fresh install, good luck unlocking all the equipment! Let me know what you enjoy later
you are Aryan anime jeff
Never
Worse than hell, because In hell innocent people don’t suffer.
This is so true
there are no innocent plats
Also @hybrid jasper it’s funny everyone sees my bio and never checks my games list
Btw the word “el” is blocked in game
Hey
Anime princess Kenny but close nuff
feel ya pain brother
You did the cat dirty
bro forgot its full body tracking
Me when
When you when
When your mum when
my bad
innocent until proven guilty….😈
Same thing really
blud didn't see the camera
Chat I can go home now!
he is playing beat saber or whatever the one VR game is called
that's not how you play beat saber bro is definitely on vrchat
when
gotta watch out for proximitychat... 😰
Vr chats fine also the only things I see about vr chat 😭
you're right
I am right 
Ok too much internet for today
I gotta go take a shower the game put me on the same team as a cheater lol
Time for #video-player-reports
I didn't record anything but I reported
I lowk have no idea what this clip is I hope it's not something bad
Based
Fair enough
What a cute creature whats it’s name
console cl40 gameplay
it's traumatising to watch
It arguably would’ve been funnier to try and throw as hard as possible
I've seen worse
my teammates on my rank up game
You console-recist
It's my most recent clip and it's over a month old
I think I was quite new at the time
Old Vs new gameplay should be fun to watch ngl
You leave my maxed out cl-40 console ass out of this 😂 (that was truly a experience to witness)
smoke
🎵 “I WANNA ROCK N ROLL ALL NIIIIIIITTTEE AND PARTY EVERYDAY IIIIIIII WANNA ROCK N ROLL ALL NIIIIIIITE AND PARTY EVERYDAY!!” 🎶
Also I had just started my previous meds so I think I was brain fogged at the time
What's funny is he genuinely still almost sold the game in several instances these guys are still ass even with scripts
Must’ve been the wind ahh opponents
No way I’m about to ! So cozy, just ate my dinner ! Is that the inspiration for your name
Never believe when sometime says SBMM isnt real in this game
If you are a CL-40 main I'm judging you.
I only play light
What meds???? If u cool with that
If light had cl40 I would use it, but it doesn't
That's a very personal question
Alr ur good
I am lost
No shit there good haha but you might not be 😂
Hello beautiful
it wont be possible to acquire previous battlepasses ultimate skins if i didnt purchase the pass when it was live correct?
Heh... I get that a lot...
haiiiiiii cutiiiie
I might just know ppl that don’t give a shit about their meds…
I love you
I’m about to smoke, your name is also smoke 🙃 you confuse me
ily2
my name is email me beer
I feel like I'm a third wheel here
Gay couple in the finals cord wthelly
lol
yo get a room you two
Or it’s different since you know them in person and it’s not in a public discord 😭💀
Your parents are goated for that
Yeah where are the femboys?
That’s true but tbh they’d prob share on discord too
Can I mail you a beer?
are your parents clams?
because you are a pearl
I scare them away I think
You bully
please no
Are your parents the big bang? Cuz you’re a star
Thiixi is my fav femboy
thanks
You’re going to summon THEM
🔊 “IM A COWBOY, ON A STEEL HORSE IIII RIDE IM WAAAAAAAAANTEEDD DEAD OR AAALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!” 🎸 ⚡️
How do I?
why does it feel like the lewis has no range
Best of luck friend that sounds like a tricky predicament
I was going to tag pearl but idk what there name is rn
my infant son after I give him a live grenade in his baby crib
@manic anchor
But that’s not pearl this is pearl !
Competitive shitting
LMAO
Wait what
Hey bny sleep
Why couldn’t I find it 😅 mobile is so ass
Poor cat he's trying to be intimidating
Soon™
Same™
are your parents your parents?
because you share characteristics with them
Woah
The finals chat is just a bunch of people trying new pick up lines
was that the dude who ospuzed Oscar?
That’s crazy
Ofc.
Damn when am I going to get sent some haha 🤣 lmao
IM BETTER
are they?
We must be in different chats
I’m kinda like if a man and a woman had a child ngl
I'm so mad with scientists
They said the hottest thing in the universe is the sun, but I know this is so wrong
Because it's clearly you
yo no way same
Thank you for the criticism, next time please mail my PO Box
they can do that?