#🥚┇off-topic
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yes, but I can’t elaborate much further or frostbyte punishes me ||but he did also join a vc with me, jimbo and puddle to show his voice too||
where’s the fun in sleeping when you can just stay awake all night
Cos I want brainpower tomorrow

Tryna do more azure sentinel learning
no brainpower need. we ooga booga everyday
Maybe this is the way
I'll try that strat tomorrow and see how it goes
Also mute me for like 30 minutes pls so I don't get tempted to keep typing lol

icl, dm requests are just so weird and never work like intended, like the spam filter could sometimes work with some scam artists or people who try to get you to join a server but sometimes (or 90% of the time) it doesn’t go into the spam filter and the same messages end up in the actual dm requests
I'll wait for you to answer all my questions 
So how's the weather up there?
Ots 50 50 tbh. Sometimes warm sometimes rainy
At least today
Ok I'm fr going to bed now lol gn
good nighty night
Good nightttttttttttt sweet dreams
eep tight
yuup, can tell u it doesnt work
best feature to come lately
alleged statement from discord doesn’t actually work like they claim it to be :)
xd
in their defence youre marked as a spam person if you got a lot of reports from users to discord for spam or youve hit thresholds of dming within X time
so if either dont happen, itll still get sent to you
my issue is that they give us msg requests for the whole "not your friend" problem per server
so why would you force me to use it despite me having it off..
i have legitimate non spam people in my requests all the time lol
Life gets better when you learn to make the food like diners do
really goes to show how much discord should work on people’s privacy if a ton of things can be easily bypassed into requests
tbf its come a long way
big pain point was modding and now thats come super far in the last year
msg reqs are just lazy mans way
guess you’re right then, but still I hate how discord doesn’t flag some of these messages that are clearly the same format as some common scams here on discord like this classic one of the report scam
they come up with new ones every week lol
would be forever cat and mouse 
been a thing for years already, at least it catches some of them
Eventually scams have to stop working right
Like people's technology literacy has to be an upwards trend
thats true, and reminds me of how more and more of these scams become more professional and hidden like the ones that tell people to go try their free game out with a beta key and give a review of it with a website and everything lol
they get more sophisticated
and token logs are super popular atm
(thanks discord.....)
I have 1 spam
again more scams become more hidden and professional as the years go by
Ai helps too much with scam
Iv never fallen for any of them but maybe that's just cuz I'm chronically online
Imagine using chatgpt to scam people
masked links were a big problem too
Yeah idk what discord was thinking with thise
It's what's happening nowadays check those nice built scam emails scary
I never get scam emails
the amount of message requests I’ve already received like 3 or 4 days now after clearing, and here’s how much spam requests has actually been flagged as spam and put into the spam requests in the past year or nearly two now without clearing
I don't get any of these, I wonder what gets you on the list

Its a curse
imagine any coming through
I wished I got wumpus on my message requests rather than robotic spam 😔

tbf I’m already in multiple different game/social servers and just be active there (not as much as here) and a plentiful of requests do come from those too, although it’s mainly the ones I get from this server which I’m going to try my best and guess that I’m either active on here or on the top of the green member list which makes me the first one to immediately be targeted with spam, but otherwise I couldn’t possibly know
best not to make sense of it
You're too kind
I have a question has anyone else had this problem so when I select an imspect on an weapon or gadget it doesn't stay it just goes back to default its a small problem but it aggravates me so much
Inspect*
U no longer kidnapped nice
1 flight back to ma country
Lucky
How about no
i needed to run cuz every time i cut him he Heal instantly 💀
@frank quartz instantly knowing its his boss 💀 help hes getting my location through me chatting here
Go dark u gotta run take cover lol
tf
i'm the Shining Knight in the darkness of the night i will watch over this city to i get banned or smth like that
Just letting them roleplay until it gets out of hand
What would get band for?
so are you guys still going to keep going on about this? you’ve been going on and on for the whole day and just been filling up this chat with non sensical shit
It's like drinking alcohol from a paper bag observing the children (including your own child) frolicking in the playground
I summarized it
@wispy hearth Shoot @frank quartz help me Shoot him HELP his ping his boss @dreamy cosmos for free socks to Christmas
thank
What?
how about I do this instead and you stop with the bullshit @shy cedar @crystal venture
k ill stop 😦
Anti hero
Swifty
Trust me the cm won’t do anything there scared of me
roleplaying isn't allowed this evil guy bro is not a normal guy ngl this is off topic bros is the fake off topic guy
He must be kind controlled by the cia >:(
help guys @frank quartz is back HELP ME HELP HES KIDNA#?#??# ?? audwaadasdb
auvhvvv 😴
SILENCE BOY
My brain is rotting
🤔
🤫now boy
I bought this game on the Quest 2 called Nightclub Simulator and I "game-ended" everyone and then they all turned into zombies
they’ve went on with these meaningless messages throughout the whole day and haven’t stopped at all and is just filling up this chat with worthless shit
This is beneath you
To be fair tho it is off topic I would understand u being mad if this was like an more serious chat room
I couldn’t care less, I much rather be beneath this brain dead shit
You’re mad you have not kidnapped people yet
Telling a CM to 🤫 now boy is also beneath you. Everyone is on the same page except you won't take this to DMs
What😭
The adults are fine daydrinking while you frolick in the playground, but it's now time to go home
don’t think you get off topic, yes sure it’s not meant to be in topic with the game but it doesn’t mean messages that are spam or meaningless should be on here too, this chat is to just have conversations about real different things about life or smth and not whatever the hell this is
No it’s about off topic stuff and now you’re getting off topic🤨
Joke about kidnapping in DMs
Yeah I agree with this and I was just bored so I did antagonize it
I looked in this chat at a strange time
two worthless clowns here so don’t be surprised
Take that out of context
Imagine getting mad about something you can completely avoid by turning off notifications or what not
Please absolutely take it out of context and the users involved will see how silly they are to do this at a public server
W-w-wait what’s this?!??! It’s called having FUN😨😨😨😨
Hellow
Having fun sucks.
Have an one had the problem of the inspects on their weapons and gadgets not staying and just going back to the default inspect ita a small problem but one that bothers me alot I do plan on console if that would have any thing to do with it
To this guy obviously
if you really want to continue so called fun, take it to dms and not bother us with your shit here
Yeah kid
Who he fighting about?
Joined in a weird time ngl
Two teenagers roleplaying being kidnapped
Here I have an idea “close discord” 😨😰😰😨😨😰😰😰😰😰😰😱😱😶🌫️
you can still do that too
Ok ok if you put it like that
And still trying to justify actions instead of owning the L and moving on
Roblox type shit
No bc I chatting wit someone🤨
Aww man gtfo here💀
and like I said you can take it to dms 
That someone is no longer here. Either you DM them, or you move on with the chat
As teenager it is a little bit cuz I'm pretty sure their just bored
Apparently not bored enough to enjoy each other's banter in DMs
I love banter
Yeah this guy would have magically appeared in my dms if I didn’t start talking to him on here
I do too, but I do it privately so I don't have to be PC
Imagine there being a vote kick system that mutes an individual from #🥚┇off-topic for an hour
Call the CMs haha
that be perfect so we can get clowns like this guy or the green user from yesterday muted :)
I just hopped on, is someone being an awesome guy or what
I would have probably been muted a few times, which would be fine
They did at one point then they left
Green user?
@crystal venture ban this guy >:(
But if yall really need to talk, i agree and take it to your DMs
icl you’ve improved on how you be here
I got warned once. Thats when I learned to back off and zip my lips
Yea, no. I continue to be who I am with no changes. That's the purpose of a provocative snitch
Agreed
Gartic phone
whatev then, it’s your choice
Your buddy was already muted. It's best you move on or you can keep it up such that you join your buddy

Nah i can do anything the cm won’t do anything
There scared
Famous last words
Who was the green user?
Bro is all talky talk
ain’t no fucking way, atp you are asking to be banned
I’ll just say their name begin with dah, and they are in the top 10 leaderboard
BEGONE
I dont think they're scared of someone who's not even using the right there 😔
Bro ur poking the bear at that just stop
What’d Dahkodah do now?
Oh I was waiting for something like that
I’m lying don’t hurt me
So now u back down lol
Kids nowadays
they were good before but all of a sudden they just started an argument and began lying to one of the people here about ranks and then it proceeded to be a whole warzone, like I can give you the message link and you can see for yourself
Oh yeah that
Was funni as fuck
I cant believe i missed this shit haha
I was there
coincidentally looking at the lb and their profile, they are muted lmao
Was an lb?
For my own purposes,
Pin it. Pin itttt
Who was the green user yall mentioned them earlier
leaderboards, like if you do “-lb” it’ll show the top 10 ppl in this server
Hahahah
Big whoopsie
Oh that
Pin thaaat
Wee Woo
Public humiliation
this basically @old iron
Got muted too
I saw, just went into rank check there
Through stones at him lol
Is Dah number 2?
7
Did y'all know they made 2 other matrix movies
Who's number 2?
fish
We can find out with their user ID
Wait whos #2?
Fish
Fish, you never see him here ever. He comes for a brief moment
basically the top 10 now:
- Swa
- Fish
- Nate
- Kyne
- Yasine
- Momo
- Dahkodah
- Luke
- Lincuxe
- Gtoast
Momo and Dah are contenders haha
I’m going for that rank 69
oh he is here, well somewhat often
fish lives in EE
EE
The UKs number 1 broadband provider
I know, he’s a stinky little critter
Ok since all the drama has ended can i ask a question that's to do the with finals
but either way these ranks shouldn’t matter and only just interacting with the community does, like if you care about ranks like dah does then you’re just no fun
is it a repeat of the question you asked earlier
That's fair
Which one the green user or inspect
inspect
This is off topic, that’s a very on topic question
Yeah
bingo
but yeah repeating wont net you answers
if you think its a bug you can always report it here #1201841543926005810
or ask if others have it in #bug-discussion
Yeah that's fair I'll won't do it in the future ibe learned from what just watched
lol
Ok thanks
Your question was not left alone. It was read but no one has any answer and therefore it came and went
Also, it's a minor bug (still a bug) but not gamebreaking, which is why it may continue to exist for a while


We are no longer in the 90s and 2000s where games can be expected to be launched with zero bugs
cat nod better imo

We as consumers have simply accepted that some bugs in a game is okay until the bugs break the game
w
that’s true
Doesn't make it right but yea
Even Helldivers 2 is riddled with bugs (not terminids but in addition to)
Stop pinging me
oh dw, they’ve been hit with the silent treatment
They won't no more at least for a little bit
Both cheeba and ThatsNotme have been muted. We run a tight off topic ship here
As someone new to discord I've learned some valuable information from this experience don't be an annoying and don't do the same thing over and over again because it's very annoying to other people
Yea... this also applies IRL?
Except IRL, there are typically parents that you can embarass when their children act out and they, the parents, are not the first to address
Yeah I try not to be annoying but I am sometimes
We all are annoying. The difference is knowing when to move on
Damr Ur wise lol
I am an actual adult in their 30s. You'd expect nothing less
I want ❤️❤️
Ooo yeah ur the around same age as my parents so
what a day to be YOUNG
Chuck cheese
I'm a teenager high school is amazing but bad at the same time
wait until you find out life never improves
Now imagine talking to your parents the way you yap to your friends. That's rather cringeworthy
I fucking hate drama so much anyone who start drama is the worst person to ever exist
High school is a magical place that is if you pick the right classes
Yeah lol
Life never improves unless you win the lottery, or get hit by a commuter bus operated by a trillion dollar tech company
High school fuckin sucked
I think I would die
Everyone in high school sucked and the teachers hated me for no reason lmao
I have only become bolder in life whenever I see a commuter bus
Can you imagine (other than the pain) the peace and quiet to play video games recovering from being hit by a commuter bus?
I like high school because my family is finally settled down my dad was in the air force so we moved around a lot so school kinda sucksd until know at the school I go offers jrotc for air force so it let's me follow in the foot prints of my dad
All the while knowing you'll get paid because it's a trillion dollar tech company?
How to make money: Hey guys, im Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!
Alas, Knoxville admitted that Jackass would not succeed in this day and age
High school was the best and worst year. Made best besties and would cutting classes as well hahaha
I love jackass tho
4 was pretty funny
Quit job and play video games all day yes
Thats good, there was constant fighting and bullying in my school and the teachers were horrible to me so I didn't exactly have a great experience
shoulda smacked em
That sucks I hope that out of school ur life got a little bit bettet
There was a Chinese teacher who bent one of the first years over and smacked them in front of the class 😭
that’s crazy 
This is my high school experience: wait till we dismiss to class, go to class and get shit done, play on my phone or play on chess.com until we dismiss to go to the next class, repeat 3 times, go to homeroom and play on my phone until dismissal.
College is so much better, bar from some fiends of classmates
why you have to state that they’re Chinese tho 🤨
A special place, just not a current place
She taught Chinese (I forget which kind)
Chinese are known to be strict
ic
No bullshit. You fool around, you get your pants stripped and your ass whooped
Well she was also Chinese but I didn't mean that when I said Chinese teacher
Yeah I don't have to dill with corporal punishment thank God
smacking never worked on me 
I feel like smacking just makes you incentivised to do more bad shit more ngl (well at least for me)
Guh I want a f22 or ac130 so bad sigh
Bro wants a cod killstreak
Nuh uh
don’t we all want to
"Ac130 above!"
No what suck tho is that I have uncorrectable eye sight so I can't be a pilot like my dad
u can, just buy Microsoft plane sim
Sexy!
I love planes just a little bit tho trust
can someone help us start a private. I have 3 friends i just need 3 more ppl to start
your name is a lie
shh
oh 😦
And also buy a $5k flying simulation equipment

dw I consider it to be a truth (well certain chocolates at least)
You’d spend that on lessons anyway
No imma be a load master
become engineer for planes instead
That's what I was gonna do for a long time until I got around one of my dad's friends who was a load master and this guy is like my uncle basically and he old me about load master I just fell in love
what is it
It's basically what it sounds like
you just load stuff on a plane?

flashbacks
U load cargo on and cargo plan like an c130 and you you drop it from the plane or u unload it on a base and then u just kinda stay at that place for a few days
Yeah it's normal over there, but never saw her again after that came out
sounds boring
Cursed facing forward emoji
Eats?
Shhhhh
I do eat my own
I like how you say things
🤣
dont u mean, two eats on dare own? 
I eats pizza today
Sure lol
Ooo yum yums

Looks yummy
It was
where you get this from?
my air fryer
Damn, your air fryer is a good cook
yeah he knows a thing or two about frying air

Funny because my "fondest" memory was when my dad tried piggybacking my mom and I. When he stood up, my mom slipped and I fell on my head
then that air fried pizza absolutely beats this monstrosity I will always complain that papa John’s gave me :(
The most pain suffered didn't actually come from punishment, but from an accident
ILL TAKE WHISKEY NEAT MY COFFEE BLACK AND MY BAD AT 3 YoUR TOo SwEet ToO mEEEEeE
what the fuck is that lol
Order Domino's; they have cookie brownies
Eepy
ok
Yonkers
guys i had too much cranberry juice
im just waiting for the papa johns story ngl
I am a bit sorry for that
alleged “pizza” that was meant to be like this but ended up like that
worth the wait
Guys give me a song
darude sandstorm
I paid £30 for those pizzas which is the worst part and had to wait an hour smth for it 
I’m a little teacup
wtf just get domino’s in future lol
listen to a yuno miles song or smth similar
it’s all I ever get pizza from if I order it
I prefer bah bah black sheep
Yeah i agree it has a better beat
did you know all the nursery rhymes are dark af
anyone wanna play death by ai?
no
Nuh uh
yuh uh
London Bridge is falling down or ring around a Rosie are clear examples of it lol
goodnight
Ring around the Rosie is heat tho
Yeah I know I wasnt serious 😔
Ay why u delete that as I sent a reaction
You'd be feeling the heat if you got the subject of the song
Yesh
what I’ve always been doing for the past 3 months now, although still makes me wish little caesar was an option in the uk
Still can't believe this shit is next door to my classroom
If that thing goes missing im burning the school down
this would seem nice > 🔥
There's like 15 of them too
Nah
Jumping spiders are the only good spiders
It is in fact not nice when you have arachnophobia
look at the message more, I’m not saying that
Last year I overheard my teacher and the animal care technician talking about how one escaped
OMG IM TWEAKING I just got 10 kills omg I was one kill off 😭
Ohhh I misread it lmao
there you go lol
Humans
alright can someone give me the most smartest and unheard of advice to not fall eep and stay awake since my eyes are getting very eepy
no monsters or stores around me at this hour :(
Sit up slightly and listen to music
sound like a very easy way to eep
Definitely not for me
Open photoshop and turn your friends into monsters
Make Kels into shrek
This used to be a selfie of my friend
Now it's whatever that is, I have more but they're too similar to what they look like 😔

@salvo what vc just stfu
You pinged no one
Guys be aware en.0967 got hacked. He’s sending people links in dms. Don’t fall for it

its 6 am i cant sleeep
Do you guys know how do i get the role of Contestant on the server? Maybe i missed it on any of the channels explaining it, its hard to navigate discord on mobile sometimes
Oh alright, thanks!
Np 🙂
Do any have the thing the game gives you when you join the discord
Do yall now if u do 8 private match and it'll count towards quests?
Defunc 
Probably not

-lfg
Europe:
#lfg-eu-casual
#lfg-eu-ranked
North America:
#lfg-na-casual
#lfg-na-ranked
Asia:
#lfg-asia-casual
#lfg-asia-ranked
Oceania:
#lfg-oce-casual
#lfg-oce-ranked
Brazil (South America):
#lfg-sa-casual
#lfg-sa-ranked
Go to id:customize to show/hide specific channels.
To use the voice channels you need to send 35 messages. Check your rank (xp) in #🏆┇rank-check
No way you guys are sleeping. Its a sunday

Hello
Ah yes the wonderful Eve how are you doing
Good I just got 14 kills
Ooo what class
Light sword
I got a really good clip but it didn’t save 
IS THAT EVE 

:Boom:
NO ITS THE CM, SO RUN 
IT WAS A REALLY GOOD CLIP!! I GOT LIKE 5 KILLS
Don't worry you are the pro everyone needs others are retiring
I’ll recreate it
YES
Yo what do the symbols on this chart mean? https://imgur.com/a/FLh8enG
Oooh ait
My game is acting weird.
My friend was kicked off my friends list- and when i try and add him.back- it's says can't send friend request at this time
hi gz
holy shit must be hackers
You think so?
Like he's just gone off my friends list
And i can't add him back
are you on his friend list
No
idk what have you tried so far to fix
Restarting the game
He restarted his
But we can't add each other. We hopped on and he was removed. And i can't add him back anymore
have u updated embark id
Idk-
is that yes or no
Who can do me the skill issue bundle will cash app you 5$ must have PC
where do i redeem the code i gotfor the free skin when streaming to friends on discord
The embark website.
Embarks website. The link should be in the Gift tab in your Discord settings
This is now turning into the help chat
Thank you for doing your part 
mb :(
Its ok dock
Hello, this is considered as Real Money Transaction and this is not allowed in our server.
@heavy panther are yall gonna make anything for 4/20 like skins or a event thatll be pretty cool
it's all good! You can always ask us
My b
Everybody is asleep
Frost play ranked with me wen
@hasty stump I mean I do better as. A light
Gj, balanced team and you played obj
🥺
I think it was like a lucky solo q cuz we like crushed everyone we hit round 3 played against top 40
Before that I fought a top 30 and got them out the tourney
Nice, you g1 yet?
Yep gold 1 aiming for plat today

back with the milk
Yum
Good morning everyone
gm
How are you doing Gauss
eepy
eepy means you need more eep or you just need to wake up
both :D
So take a short nap and then wake up
4 Hours later 😴 😪
I think that's what is going on rn😂
Anyone here willing to grind some ranked
Would love to but I'm at gym rn
Sure kinda need Plat its a sneeze away
I don’t play ranked
I know 
Always hungry 😭
Bro Wait, ur rank?

Z
I am
I'm not hungry
I think I’m gonna have some toast
PLEASE CHANGE RANK SYSTEM. THIS IS SHIT!!!!
Say that to #👂┇game-feedback and not here in #🥚┇off-topic
Why is this the place everyone is going when they whant to complain about the game when #👂┇game-feedback is made for that shit😂
They prob just click a random channel and post
Now i'm disapointed in all of them
Gold 1
I'm ready
@hasty stump you wanna talk about it??
Was that you I played against??
yup it was hehe
Grr that mf won me a tournment and he did not suppert shit and still win, what a sigm
kankiro#5971
He went like 5:16
Wdym?
Five kills and 16 deaths
Send your user via dms
you didn’t have to do that eks deee
😭
excuse me
That is nothing next to my 1:13 😎
not compared to my 0:12
powershift heavy sledgehammer is broken
The extra death I have is because I killed us both
ohh, obviously
I think you are confused it is 1 kill to 13 deaths
I am the best 


i dont think i can compare to ur amount of skill
I know I AM THE BEST
just wonderful
(Invented of course)
Gg @hasty stump
Sup?
sup
sup?
anyone down for some casual games
Playing ow but it is going so so since I am hungry
Body getting cold and I have no energy
I’m hungry
When are you not?
Never
If I am the embodyment of sloth you are the embodyment of glutton on this server 😛
Yes
make sure to pet the cat
Sup Eve
Car petting reminder
sup mahdi
Sup Zyphxr
Never
how u doin
Goodnight bro
goodnight???
night then
Nah I'm just tired
gtg, playing a game noiw
Keep cooking bro
thx
Hello
Good morning
yehh let's do it
4 minutes just in time
Ohhh lol I didn't realise that was you. I was tryna help my friend do something
gg
you destroyed me in the first part of the second game
Sry mb I just kept swapping out to different things in 2nd game cuz my friend was speed running daily(i think it was daily idk)
😭
whats up
I wasn't tryna kill anyone mb😭
Gm Tech Whatcha doing?
Ye leave people at low health was my job that game unfortunately got a few kills tho😭
The lag made it hard to tell if someone was low or not
I be chillin, wbu?
i am always on time
Should’ve been my kill
oh myst and eve played each other?? who won
Sameeee, prob gonna get back on the finals soon
Eve
Good rpg wp
I won the first one and myst won the second
Wait wut? What's the 2nd game?
see now you guys should play together
I was going to clip a really good one but it didn’t save
i can never take the deep seriously
There was one where you had like 4:14 and one where you had like 12:9 or something
Nooo that's so unfortunate
don't remember that one.I prob wasn't doing anything that game
@frail wagon ye play with me one of the days
ill plau with u both maybe. i wanan get carried
Let's gooooo, when are you free?
in like 5 mins
No 
ive decided i dont wanna work. my appeal in relationships from now on is making a house a home
im ready now btw. ill jump in a lfg vc
nice

@hasty stump Plat 4 beer week atleast am at gold 1 probably won’t reach diamond but yeh atleast plat
Yall ever wondered if you should clean the top of the soda cans you drink from?
You know, dirt, germs can be on that shit...
I've never thought about it until now
wait what
It’s something I do all the time usually just drinking from a straw but if I’m drinking directly I just usually wipe it with my shirt or some type of cloth
Going to do the same from now on.
They should have a sign or something saying that you should do that.
Many people probably live without ever thinking about it
Sunday surprise cafecito
Was doing a 5K and then decided I had time to run back home and grab my bike to go downtown and grab the last cappuccino of this week
And the last Pain au Chocolat
fuck i gotta make an coffee with milk rn
CAFECITOOOOOOO
yeah
after finally finding it here's the emo riff I use | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_ZHEPUmzpQ
@hasty stump guess whos having pizza today 
Not me
Me
that’s perfect, thank you for it :)

Zor 
Fair, very fair, this time its ordered tho
Skill issue
Helu ere one 
Heyyy Ryu 🫶
Yea I had an ordered one 2 days ago that is why I am not ordering another, Because that would be sad
I hate the uk weather so much
Yeah true
Someone fly me out to anywhere but here pls
how’s it going in the uk rn?
🥺
Its very wet
I'll take you with me dw. We'll go somewhere nice
ah the usual I guess
WOOOOOOOOOO
Legit uk weather is just depressing
yo
We'll go to America first to beat up ppl in the server
HAHAHAAHAH good idea 😈
I'm wondering, what's your rank
it’s why I’ve been wanting to go for a while but I’m basically trapped here 💀
least now I’m on holiday but I have to start packing by Monday :(
Who should we target first
Lucky. My next week off is at the end of May
@blazing raven 😈
Us two working together can take him
Nah don't go to murica such a boring place
feels bad then, just keep focusing on what you are doing and forget about the work less
I work in IT ill live somewhere nice
Yea even more reason not to go to murica xD
It'll be like that Mario & Luigi vs Sephiroth meme, except @blazing raven is definitely not Sephiroth
hi
Tbf I really enjoy my work 90% of the time. I be training ppl now
Go to murica and live somewhere nice or go somewhere else and live somewhere godly
He'd be a goomba compared to us
how you do?
Most places don't pay that well for IT. Well at least the UK doesnt
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/518/114/a13 What even started this meme????
vibin
nice
This is like mordecai and rigby vs sukuna
:(
I just realised it's from this Smash Bros reveal trailer
Singapore Switzerland Australia but this site also says that uk is a good place so who knows
According to Glassdoor the average salary per year for an IT professional is €47,151.47. The employment rate in the UK's IT industry is generally strong. There are many job opportunities available for skilled professionals.
(the sword is holding up his overalls, don't worry 😂 )
That is double my yearly salary btw or more depending on what I do
Its a lie I'm telling you. The average salary is NOT that high. I see senior workers getting offered like 30k. I saw a junior cyber role asking for the CISSP
Aight
@weary socket I'm borrreeeeeddddddddddddddd
What’s new?
Play games. Ill be back in like an hour
Not much, I've decided to stop using the model 1887 and use the AKM instead
AYYYY seeeeeee
I think I'm doing slightly better with it since I can just spray
and not have to aim as much
You'd love the Lewis in that case
I hate playing as heavy tho 🥺
You managed to get to platinum didn't you? I swear I saw it
Nope im gold 1 almost at plat
Ooooooh so close
I blame zor
Yeh im been doing my part but my solo Q teammates are on weed and they’re ass
Oh yeh 💯 🌚
🤣 Hopefully you'll get a few matches where you're lucky
I’m praying for a miracle rn
Don't you have some gold 1 teammates you know that you could queue with?
Why are storm names in the uk so trash. This one is called storm Kathleen. Call it the storm of doom or something man
Yee
ME???? YOU BUYING ONE FOR ME
@deep trench u think there's any Americans here who need maids so we can get outta here
Why do you wanna get out so badly? It's not that bad here 😩
We'd just be swapping out problems here with problems the US has
There's still a lot of time left to get to diamond
Yeah isn't there like 90 days left
I'll solve that issue dw
My true squad is Fleeni and Myst and they haven’t been playing as of late im praying we do this Saturday im scared to even ask
6 weeks 60 days one placement a week maybe
That will be me solving all of Americas problems
I hope they play with you on Saturday 🥺
Yeh I really hope cuz Fleeni as a heavy slaughters fellas myst is best support and combat and I am clean up crew and the brat who team wipes its a good squad
Especially now since I main light pretty decently
hi
Proud of this one
i'm so exhausted
damn, you're one of the only good lights i've seen
Hi exhausted I’m dad
your what?
The diamond fella said you must be diamond 2 with 0 ping? I was like “how do I tell him about last season” cuz EU lobbies Asia is dead even in crossplay 😭
👀👀
okay what, that's a ridiculous claim. well i don't know if you wanna play with me because we'll be getting all diamond and top 500 lobbies.
No cuz I have server delay I don’t usually play EU is what he meant idm playing top 500 we need coordinated attacks and we gucci that’s what the clip showed
Embark is so IRRESPONSIBLE since dacade ago, since BF 4, they NEVER care about anti-cheat. BFV, BF1, in EVERY GAME they made, they don't give any shhht on the anti-cheating. i'm so frustrated. THEY SHOULDN'T SELL THE SKINS FOR PRICE because they dont maintain the game properly, just NEGLECTING game. in asia, IN EVERY GAME no matter RANK, QUICK CASH, EVNT MODE, there is CHEATERS. i'm about to destroy my keyboard and monitor RAGE
Try this..
Inhale and exhale
Move to report teammate button
Or report cheaters
Last one give up
well yeah, we got top 500 people multiple times, but we qual with them anyway. i still have lag problems and i was able to reach diamond 4, so that completely invalidates that diamond players claim.
that is not working, that is something like police is just watching someone is assaulted by thug and when it's finished, tell him "lets go to jail" THIS IS RIDICULOUS aint it'/
did he say this anywhere else?
Ohh that wayy yeh true I mean I beat a top player in the matches I played I made their team loose from 3rd partying then the people they were fighting i killed them too and their last guy jumped of the map 😂🤣
Yup pretty much all their posts in the server is whining about cheaters
@ancient mist boo hoo!
Well maybe drop the game lot of people do it no shame in doing so if Embark really isn’t doing anything it’ll show easily like some matches I have AI teammates and it’s blatant same way
yup, typical top player behavior
😂
i'm literally so exhausted that i'm typing so slow
We can try playing this weekend imma luk
alrighty
i didn't know i had 2 dads
Omg I want 2 dads
one of mine left, then actually came back with the milk 😊
:)
i only played super smash bros on the n64
ok and
okay
im so exhausted from straining for every shot when playing ranked my god it’s like I went super saiyan 5 times
just trying to start conversation
DANG Gauss what's with the sassiness today? 😭 bro just wanted to talk about smash
yeah i've been taking a couple days of break from ranked after hitting diamond
he's a meanie
oh yeah that one
i used to go to a christian daycare when i was a kid and when we had free time we would always go to the game consoles to play
they had wii, n64, ps2, etc.
my ass is on mars rn
Omg why didn't I get to go to a daycare like that 😭
what's wrong kels
nothing is wrong i’m chillin
so you're chillin on mars?
yea i’m chillin

nice
Lucky mf 😭 welp hey grind together win/Loose together imma do my best I believe im on the right track
i loved that daycare man and i'm not even religious😭
cherry coke pen
Kels blankie mode
oh so that's why you're on mars
i’m actually working 😭 but i could wrap up in a blanket and sleep forever rn
yeah idk how else to say it here
I'm home studying😭
you're in the clouds?
sounds good
yeah that too
She's everywere
everywere
or you're floating
i’m chillen
this time how many orders you got or how long you got?
Yes, everywere
i think 40 orders or something
bing chillin
so the usual for you, shouldn’t go too bad just keep doing the orders and time will fly by if you don’t keep check of the clock
We can get you 2 dad's dw
oh dw i’m gucci im just chillen
ima say that every other sentence till i’m not anymore
don't hit the clouds too much
aight nice then
Anyone wanna listen to some king gizzard and the lizard wizard with me
i have such a craving for fast food and i never do:/
on spotify?
Ye
dangit everyone uses spotify
Hold on o got a solution
if you get the craves for something then it’s a sign you should get fast food
no it’s not it’s a sign my brain is dumb and not sober LMAOO
the normals do, just join Spotify and leave that Apple Music thing
Never heard of them but I'm down listen along
i've been on both sides, but i just like apple music man
maybe, but you never know if your brain might be evolving or changing up or something and is asking for something different
We need to get a music bot
either way i should not and will not eat fast food
just limit yourself and get a teeny tiny amount
i had the drunchies last night and was eating chips, fries, just anything i could find
True
You should have some grapes. They're the best food
when i get the munchies i ALWAYSSS want fries and pizza
my fries tasted horrible though
can’t believe you 
look i got a apple perk plan on my phone so i can't afford both
that looks pretty tasty, but I wonder just how many grease or calories those fries have
i dunno i won’t eat them. i might get a salad though
i'm so fatigued though it's not even funny
Lay in bed and rest 🛏️ 😴
i can't, i'm going somewhere now 😭
Awwwww good luck, maybe it'll give you some energy
i'm about to get me a c4 or make a gfuel cup
i should never drink that much again
C4? 🤣 That sounds like it'll give you EXPLOSIVE diarrhoea
it's an energy drink 😭
I'm on my school chromebook. Talking here while studying rn
go back to doing your studying
But can it run The Finals?
study bro
Only with cloud gaming
cloud gaming? so geforce now?
i am studying while talking here
yes
it’s not studying if you are also talking here, you can’t focus on two things at once
I can💪
I'm also listening to music
I’m win hungry man 
we'll get you diamond samurai
Looks like a bean
i'm sorry, but i don't trust clicking links from anyone in this server
Appreciate it spaghetti
Aren't you gonna react on the fact my pointer finger is 2m long???
me sitting here talking, studying and listening to the theme from jurassic park🤓
Bass boost it it’ll sound better trust 🌚
Probably just the angle
THAT WAS THE WHOLE Point damn I thought it was such a funny
Neefs have been a lot lately
This theme is the only thing i can listen to rn. just helps my head stay calm while it's trying to destroy itself😂
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Listen to Glider by “Japanese Breakfast” it’s a good one trust me
um they nerfed that in the beta
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i'll check it out, but rn i need to listen to the theme from jurassic park!
Alright
Ok time for me to be petty
Best time for you
okay would you please be nice?
<@&1012034066876473384> advertising their tiktok
i was gonna snitch dude
<@&1012034066876473384> i'm snitching too
never take that away form fotty.
Did you ever watch Phineas and Ferb as a kid? We could be Candance and Vanessa 🥺
no self promotion outside the allowed channels
i'm vanessa
don't worry, he can have it this time
i am at home now zor
MOMO!!! HENLO HOW ARE YOU!?!?
henloooo im good and u
hi momo
Lots of studing, talking and prepparing for a 5 hour long test tomorrow. But yk i'm good
o good studies!
Studying my own damn language. Both of them😭 (Ny-norsk and Bokmål)
That duck seems a little too happy
it's a duck duh, ofc it's happy
Ya
Ingenting du trenger å lære (not something you have to learn) It is basically the same language
yes, but wearder
Like super slight differences
Hi!
I'm an Xbox player looking for the discord skin code. I can't stream on Discord, so I'm wondering if you have a spare code you'd be willing to give me.
My Discord ID is « Tyrterk »
Thanks!
I think Norwegian is more the same speaking compared to Danish when it comes to Swedish but Norwegian text is harder to read as a Swede
yes, sometimes it just gets konfusing. Swedish is easeyer to understand while speaking and denmark reading is easyer to understand
Danish when they speak just sounds like they have something in there mouth and cant get it out😂
RAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Because the kids bully the heck out of echother
RAHHH!
Kek
I seriously only think there is friendly rivalry/jokes and not serious hate
Like when I tell my friends from Skåne to just cross the water and join their fellow Danes already
RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yes, but it sounds like bullying because the do it too mutch. The one swedish girl in my class gets bullied like craysy. everyone is like "hey, speek a little pippi langstrøpe language" (it gets worse and worse after comments like that)
Hahaha imagine being bullied by Norwegians xD
AHHHHHHHHHHH
AHHHHHHHH
Dude, norwegian kids are ruthless rn. you can find 6 yr olds beeing full bloded racists.💀
Yea I just imagine the sound
RAHHHHH! AHHHHH!
Because the Norwegian language is even higher in pitch compared to Swedish and then place puberty voice ontop of it
idk what you are talking about rn
lulu you have risen out of the grave
ive been too busy on the cs2 grind
LULU BALLLLLSS
If you compare a language like say Russian it is deeper than say Swedish
Pashol nahui
Like take the most deepest sounding dude you know and then have them speak Russian they sound twice as deep
MR RYU🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡
It is how we pronounce words
You checked it out yet?


