#🥚┇off-topic
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I eat everything I see
I can hear this gif
Hii Queso, hru?
me too, this is why I like you.
got 2kd again, time to go back playing the game normally now and get neg kd
doing alright today, played really well last night so I am in a good mood. More volleyball tonight
your heavy got one kill lmao
damn good job
most skilled heavy
Heavy is so easy to play I am hoping this patch helps a bit
Aww, thanks Dirty! I like you too! I have found there is a spongebob reference for every occasion. And they're all from the good seasons.
terrible light they need atleast 9 deaths (i am a light main)
let's goooo
need a heavy like meee
I need a carry like you
me and all my friends hate heavy and durring the betas we never had a single heavy lol
bounced a ball off the top of a blockers head last night as well (my chest was reaching the top of the net, Idk how I was doing it)
Thanks
waka waka squish everyone
@ivory cloak gaming gamer ?
but did u advance...
AHHAHA
what's up pplz
lol
dont think lowering ur kda after it went high affects the SBMM
kd is meaningless my friends 
its all meaningless, we are in a celestial toilet
@ornate maple
dang
Ban him for impersonation
Your kidding me

rip cant beleive its all being "taken down" i is sad now
Nate working fast like it never happened lol
L bozo
deleted msgs are logged fren, so are nickname changes 
the rat is back 
Good, I hate that crap, yes this is off topic, but we don't need that lmao
wut how
huh?!?!?
NOOO MY PANTS
I cannot tell you I am not even 6ft tall 5'11" KING
bruh, 21 kills
Ppl don't realize this lmao
not bad for playing with randoms
Alright, I'm time for sleep. Goodnight everyone! 👋
thoughts on 'CM | lusii ⁽ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ⁾'
plus same pfp lol
reporting for mod abuse instantly
doomsday
wait, whats the female version of this
id be a good cm, my first action would be banning zorvukx
lmao
lusii for cm everyone
Lmao whoever wants it shouldn't get it
whoever wants a job shouldnt get it
It doesn't exist
But I found a better one
Peace gang imma go get some work done
besides being a mini mod at times what did that person do lmao (they apeared out of nowhere lmao)
I wanna be 5'8" so bad now
cursed
5'8 or 6'3 no other good heights
My man 5'1
Well I guess I win lol
you?????????
Wanna swap g
lmao had to state that
Lol
can you tell me when the update will be released? Today, but at what time?
its called wait for a ping from the server and look in #game-announcements
Your asking in the wrong place my friend
12:09
sorry, i use this discord server first
Everyone is here to Learn, but take this person's advice
@surreal wraith go into id:customize and grab the game announcements role and you'll get a ping when its live 👌
No worries
This is exactly why I'm pro-grave robbery and everyone hates me for it
gn sleep well
that's really good especially with randoms
Well you don't have to steal it to learn,
There's a legal way call archaeology...
I tried that
They don't accept "I'm conducting a research" as an excuse
Well that's why I don't tell them till its successfully lmao

Touché
hmm
bruh
You guys have really played a lot...
I just got the patch for it to work lmao
11 days isn’t a lot compared to top 500 players
any new stuff in the game rn
anyone from asia who wanna be my the finals partner i only need one guy dm me
dawg that's like 270 hours
lmao
how much rating is there between plat rank tiers?
hahahah he doesnt have any
Look at the 3rd ss
~3k or smth like that
gotchu tyy
The third is the 11 days
its the third image lol
Idk, I'm on a deck, they just patched it in so I'm just getting into it, it's fun. I like it
Top 500 be having like 15-17 days
I try to play for the decks battery life then put it down lol
if defib gets a nerf tomorrow ima play a lot more
ah i see i have like 82 hours on the game lol
ahahhahahah matxched played 931
Yea?
bro stop capping its funny af 931 matches in 10 hours you are ridiculous
All this tells me is that I’m suffering from a major skill issue Jesus Christ
brain damage
Word
Lol I showed u everything lol
Look my stats I win 2kd 63% win rate
and?
Job and in school
oh wait yeah I see now the hours playtime is just bugged, imma need the steam hours. for me it says I have 23 hours playtime
Right
third image sent out of 3
🍪
guys just ignore polymath they just come into off topic once in a while to flex/ego trip
I’m clearly Xbox u didn’t look at the ss
good
Ok im on steam idk if that means he started playing 11d ago or his playtime is like 2k hours lol
id be embarassed to post those stats idk what this mf is flexing for
"time played"
I seen the sc’s don’t worry
XD
Nothing wrong with that
Ok I see that but how many hours have you had the game open, does it show you that on xbox?
Embarrassed is a little far
Lol yea I’m not super casual but I’m not the most comp nor do I play with the most comp I’m above average top 1000 and can out perform most players. Not looking to go pro
u guys r shitting on someone for 0 reason, just vibe
Y’all realize afk time is recorded on the stats too right (in the screen shot) @lofty garden @wise sage
here we go.
I guess specifically say what your doin, we got ppl ready to pounce sometimes lol
well you are the goat of oce 🐐
Ok it doesnt matter tbh I can see you have 900 matches. Clearly that is way more than 100 hours playtime
nah id be embarrassed lol
you do realise rank does not show skill at all
here we go
True so I probably have less time in game also I spend a lot of time practicing aim
Mines terrible lol
sorry i had to!
Hello 
100% play time
Sup
show me ur irl stats
Like today I spent a like 45 mins practicing aim on all 3 classes before I got off
yea rank is just time played its very dumb and demotivating
I have almost more revives than you with far less kills and less matches. These are good stats though 👍🏻
your stats shoot up like 10x when you start playing with a premade party instead of solo queue
if i was putting in the same amount of time as lusii i would be diamond 1
Yea.. idk still fun tho
SO FACTS
OH GOD NOT AGAIN HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You’re the goat
the mirror pic 
Undergrade for health science college. 18.25 part time job with a good amount of money saved nothing crazy but solid and I’m like 20
i mean probably, a lot of my time is in casual modes cause i just fuck around
Oh there's a new persons I don't know. Hi WaterHead and Polymath
same me and my friends go tripple sniper in tournament heheheh
I have 600 matches exactly and my playtime is 135 hours. So how you can have 900+ matches with less than 100 hours idk but for reference im top 3k with that much playtime. You are not telling the whole truth.
where are the ss?
Also hello LukaS and Ozz
ranked and playing in the practice range??
Idk I only play ranked
You're Red. It's too late for a hi 😭
bro I am not talking to you
I be leaving to join friends n shi + lobby ditch if I get sheeters. Played a lot of quick cash mostly. I have a total of maybe 10-13 ranked games. Tourneys are probably about 15 now
nicee loved my health classes and got nurses in the family
Also credit score 710 and building
this some goo gaga type stuff
nobody cares who thinks theyre better or not
Do I gotta be new to get a "hello mate"?
Favorites much
Are you her in the picture
Yea im going for NP nursing
goo oo gaga
No but she cold tho 🤧
hype GL
More like I'm ashamed you got that far without me saying hi first
I was thinking the same 💯
ur spam is crazy bro
HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO TAKE , I want the update now !!
Fr why ain’t they post their SS number
Jimbo stfu
You wasn't even there
Ouuuu
Fact I just play for competition egos aside
NP nursing, what’s that mean @wise sage
Nurse practitioner
Ohhhhh okay, thank you! @wise sage
chad level for nurses lol
Copium
Ppl don't understand practice
Yummy
Nah he smoking catnip
His ass ain't smoking
Dang, neither LukaS, Ozz, Polymath OR WaterHead said hi back. Sad times.
hello defuncitkve
Damn I didnt see
rcsking
rcsking
Real gamer hours
Hi Defunctive how are you today
I be eepy and cold, wbu!
I hate cold, I got same here
i made breakfast tacos
Salamanca Style ?
I want one
A little sick so Im just waiting for this update and then I saw pure bullshit coming from polymath so I had to call it out
egg, cheese, avocado and breakfast salsa
I'm getting to it lmao
Polymath is the one that posted the flexing picture right?
@hasty stump u still down for finals?
I thought maybe you could just shove one through the screen for me
i could try my phone might eat it first tho
gimme around 30mins, gonna have to hover first
reminded me of how bad it snowed in the us lol
That would be depressing
ok
Then neither of us would have one.....
That was me the other day lol
me and my friend may have turned off traction controll in a parking lot...
Frosted donuts hahah get it
Mad fun
took me a minute to register that lmaoo
rnrn fr fr ?
ALRIIIGHT IM LEAVIN JEEZ
bai
What we playing?
t h e f i n a l s
yez
JIMJAM🔥
great choice
altho playing ranked rn may be bad idea... penalty if patch drops and servers go down 
GIAAAAAAAAA and sho Linny
you guys are quick cashing ?👀
I'm down for whatever?
Do we know what time update
bp xp is bp xp, idm what we do
bet
i only ask if you’re playing quick cash cuz ill join

if you dont already have a third
I'm down if Lin doesn't have a third
ye i dont
bet who's gonna start the call?
ok gimme a sec i dropped eggs on the floor
?
?
no u
Ignore Daehwan, listen to this.
Fun Fact - One day, someone will play the Final The Finals match
I assume your steam is the same as discord? 
what did i do
I be thinking about black ops 1 like when was the last real match I played
servers (on 360) still be going tbh. Very racist, but going
Sent fr to both 

Man, everybody be playing the finals. One day, I shall too. 
Not surprised tho. Overwatch 2 is bad everytime I join a party they keep saying mulato or the n word
got distracted
I shall too if I get a good pc that can run this atleast 60 fps constant
ngl I have a clip of some old dude going on a racist tangent cuz he sounded like a 10 year old 
I would love to hear that
It’s 35 degrees by me
would u
Just had to walk a mile in this cold temp
aren't you on eggs bawks (xbox)?
I would be delighted to hear it
Ik it be wild
I wouldn't want to subject you to such.
no I had PS4 and pc
PS4 gone
Pc too low end
awh man. I just dont play the finals cuz I don't have no one to play with (don't tell shogun)
@shogun
Who that
ryu the shogun
There's like 10 shoguns
Better not disturb his slumber
found the clip
or he will slice you up like two piece
Send
I need you DMing me constenting to such a clip. Don't wanna get in trouble in here.

I'm not a fucking snowflake mate just send
I am :D
I could tell -_-
and dis is why we broke up
We could've had kids
If you're the snowflake in this
Then why are you hesitating
I need my daily dose of toxic
beef
:(
what is ging on here
Yo what happened
nothing.
…imma go then 🌚
I mean…it was instinct Autonomous Mention Instinct
What do you guys think of Solo Bank it mode?
👀
I need it
Breh
Tf was that meme 😭
It’s a “fuck yeh” on my part a real test of skill IMO
Some rat deleted it
@ornate maple uh oh
So the real test skills can only be seen in solo modes?
Way to out yourself like that 
I mean sniping is gonna be hella fun in it
goo gang
Disgusting
we need a sniper that is very slow but it's one shot on anywhere you hit
I 2nd this
But at least one shot headshot cuz 1 shot anywhere is nah
hello new person
HOW TO REPORT HACKERS?
that is fair
RPG should do 350 dmg
Yeah get him out
fair enough
YOU DONT. YOU BECOME A HACKER AND AVENGE!
dash ability
I like how faze Jev said that and knowing damn well if he got hit by one he screaming all the way to the lobby tho if you were to add one it should have drop off
-reports
Have you seen suspicious behavior in-game?
Send a report through the Social menu (ESC -> Social or press P). Press the icon near the player's nickname to report them.
You can also send detailed reports to our support team: LINK
Can i report you
hello Icey!
if a heavy shoots an rpg at his feet to kill me he should die too
Howdy
im looking for a gaming partner for the finals from asia dm me if anyone is interested in playing with me
Did someone @ me
I tried but says your DMs are closed
Flickers
I miss CS 1.6. yes I am that old
Same
Welp
I'm the one who grew up with csgo so maybe we might not be the same 😔
Leaked 1.5 patchnotes
Items
Blocks and Items
Added Block of Redstone, Redstone Comparator, Daylight Sensor
Added Trapped Chest, Hopper, Dropper, Activator Rails
Added Light Weighted Pressure Plate, Heavy Weighted Pressure Plate
Added Nether Brick, Nether Quartz, Nether Quartz Ore
Added Block of Quartz, Chiseled Quartz Block, Pillar Quartz Block, Quartz Stairs
Added Minecart with TNT, Minecart with Hopper
Game Commands
New Commands
Added /effect command
Added /scoreboard command
Added /testfor command
Changes
General Changes
Nether Quartz Ore now spawns in the Nether
Containers and mobs can have custom names
Inventory management has been changed, for example you can drag-place items
Smooth lightning now has three settings (none, minimal, maximum)
More detailed death messages
Some hostile mobs now are harder in Hard difficulty
Texture packs now have separate images for each block and item, and can have animations
Bug fixes
me too
Minecraft update in the finals
This is gonna be fun
@opal siren
Specifically what for if ydm
Nice so many 1.6 lovers! back when we had the real AK47 in game
ohhhhhh you're breaking rule 9! Imma report you you rule breaker!
"Nether Quartz Ore now spawns in the Nether" let's goooooo
Its the REDSTONE UPDATE. I just searched 1.5 patch notes and it came up the finals is getting weird
ok u get to keep the title for now 
Yeah the nether must be some new map maybe themed around australia or something.
Honestly -💯 % accuracy still 100 tho
Minecraft Steve skin or nah
ong
How did you walk by them🤣 thats funny
I was on 400ping so I wasn't even moving then I saw them but it kept moving
400 ping 😭
I mean you shold have seen them from monster
Yah
@lofty garden I will not join your stream
Or im just acoustic
Autistic?
I don't play cs enough to know callouts
Acoustic
hm...
what about mine
Monster = the area after the tunnel
Definitely will join yours
Theres a big moster grafitti
Definitely would join yours if you had the link in your discord bio
I did see them, but again it kept moving so I didn't go back to peak
nah mine is secret - gotta find it yourself
Yeah on 400 ping you cant do anything
the stun has waaaaay too much reach
I have connected my steam to my profile
What could this be 🤔
I squinted my eyes and can see someone with blood coming out of their mouth?
um, okay
Never
uh
ever in my life
jjk
what is going on in this
I came here to rant
Same dude
A major death in manga
Yap on tommy boi
Just played rank today man the game is really a warzone
Wrong channel to rant
Go there #⚡┇the-finals-chat
Hate that channel tbh it's always a fuck fest there
The exact reason why I love it
Lol
@hasty stump mlg pro
The most pro-est gameplay I have ever seen أعط هذا الرجل ميدالية
Straight to pro play
😂 💔
Dont think that's appropiate
i wait until 2am for patch and nothing ggs
gn chat
Ah sedgers
GGS AND GOOD NIGHT BIMBO sorry caps
*jimbo :)
It was a typo.. You have a goodnight
bimbo
love u gn gn
Please bully me emb fail. You cant just let it go like this man CMONNNNNNNNNNNNNN
@hasty stump another one
Whats with you and seol 🤣
i lovew it, it doesnt love me back 😦
Thats rough 😔
чат обнова сегодня будет ??
😭
who put that jumpad there
idk but its their fault not mine 
guys. What time will the update be released?
должна быть..
быстрее
как ты роль получил в дискорде?
смысли ?
ну вот у тебя роль constentant
хаха я хуй знает, даже не знаю про что ты говоришь
Ah vodka language
Hi guys. Sorry but English only please
dont worry, we just discussed vodka with a bear and a balalaika
Shashlik
guys, updates release in which time?
Someone run me over plz
We don't know, could drop any minute
pls, say about this: how to get roles in this discord server?
Talk
talk with.. ?
Lmao that’s perfect thank you
An hour or two
the rpg is so much skill
In chats
ladies' man так про что ты говрил?
we do english here
One text = one xp
Germany is the update Ready?
скажи пожалуйста про что ты говрил?
go ls
гоу
what
he said roy
yup
ITS UP
ahah
how ya doin blubb?
restart steam its up
what am i looking at lusii🔥🔥
update is out
еееее
nuh uh
i dont believe u
yeah my big toe nail is def falling out 💀 shit looks busted
fake updatye
no update for me
:(
Suiting pfp for the current situation
restart steam
lmao
hey guys.. i need ure help 😦
they done buffed the lh1 again
needed a range nerf tho...
i dun even play the game anymore tbh'
atleast something
YOOOOOOO THEY LISTENED TO MY FEEDBACK
it was more a range nerf it needed yes
the mines already slowed them down
well damn
let's goooooo
Someone tell me what's in the update
yo the skeleton gloves are here!!!!
my love
mines only affected reds, but yeah
Unfortunately, my visit to the auto repair shop was disappointing. The staff was extremely unfriendly, and the experience did not meet my expectations.please write a bad review in German, that would be so cool if you would help me as a finals community ❤️ here is car repair shop -->https://www.google.de/search?sca_esv=599122292&uds=AMwkrPttYl3Q-QnVZJ1HEiC8WY7mt7lluPUEfFdYCB5O7qrzkMoRFckcWRH8ijwR276R0WzHDwcC_vSYRiEJJmRJhHkpje-k8DNyip76PrhIMKNrv_VSHfE&si=AKbGX_qFVKUs0xTaVyZ8kRfzZutI4qBOckFeaZfQyJRg8Ocj1lzfszBeEAKMqhQcaR0-aQlpzPXUNV35cna1oiPXM2bds0-22XH3JwMi8t8vC15QlgbW5ps%3D&q=KFZ-Meisterwerkstatt+Stefan+Winek+Rezensionen&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi_oqfcwuSDAxVAg_0HHYH7AnoQ3PALegQIQxAF&biw=1707&bih=870&dpr=1.5
yooo, thats sick
What loll
yoooo
🤣 welll shit nerf everything but heavies damn great balance change yo
bruh
pls help me man
i just hope they added the skeleton bandana cuz then i can get done with my cb2 outfit without black eyes
it was ridicoulus really
Bye bye one shots from the RPG
Was he that good he used cheats?
and thats really the only ones needed to be affected
im going to give the embark team a big wet smooch
Why what’s the damage like now?
140
🗿that 3.75 stun nerf ain’t gonna do much
I play light and I hate the stun gun
Unfortunately, my visit to the car repair shop was disappointing. The staff was extremely unfriendly, and the experience did not meet my expectations.please write a bad review in German, that would be so cool if you would help me as a finals community ❤️ here is car repair shop -->https://www.google.de/search?sca_esv=599122292&uds=AMwkrPttYl3Q-QnVZJ1HEiC8WY7mt7lluPUEfFdYCB5O7qrzkMoRFckcWRH8ijwR276R0WzHDwcC_vSYRiEJJmRJhHkpje-k8DNyip76PrhIMKNrv_VSHfE&si=AKbGX_qFVKUs0xTaVyZ8kRfzZutI4qBOckFeaZfQyJRg8Ocj1lzfszBeEAKMqhQcaR0-aQlpzPXUNV35cna1oiPXM2bds0-22XH3JwMi8t8vC15QlgbW5ps%3D&q=KFZ-Meisterwerkstatt+Stefan+Winek+Rezensionen&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi_oqfcwuSDAxVAg_0HHYH7AnoQ3PALegQIQxAF&biw=1707&bih=870&dpr=1.5
bro shut up
shtu up
idk, 25% duration nerf
help me out guys i would appreciate ittttttttt why so toxic just help as community
Oh anyone would hate it when hit by it
Dont be rude.
Yaaaaay now I can see the cards thrown into my enemies bodies
Congrats on green
im not rude thats just not fair bro
Thanks!
Why did your link make me download something? My command prompt just opened too
review bombing a business just because you werent treated well to ur experience is kinda also not fair
wtf xD its just Winek selb <- the car shop
update nice
Yeh but hey atleast they didn’t switch the ability so it’ll keep the use still worthy I THINK maybe they could’ve reduced the cool down a lil atleast but I guess it’s fast enough so gameplay is quicker idk
You sent me a virus!
the c4 dmg was fine...it was the aoe that was the problem
no bro just help me out pls karma will give it to you back
Are nukes nerfed now
and the stun needs a range nerf
Nah, you random hate on a shop, and share a dubious link, to reviewbomb it. This is not that community, buddy
I'm worried about what they cooked here
dont know...never really had any problems with them
the easiest light gun got even easier to use
my game is freezing every few seconds
They cooked peak
Not as much as Na but they are really irritating
Fr I thought it was easy to control , gonna see the whole lobby running it now
16 gbs of ram in 2024 aint good no more 😭
bro and why its fair that they thread me like that ??
Trust ?
Tru tru
oh my fucking god it was so abd on NA
The heavy weapons guy became heavier 
Close the webbrowser dummy
i played NA ranked... every other death was a c4 barrel, its fucked, u guys are chumps
I see it spammed a fuck ton, on Asia not really I would think they keep up to meta but guess not
Common nukes here are just proxy on red Explosives
ok these are cool
let's gooo I can have a dogtag
that's cool I like
Well, this is a place to hang out, not putting random links in it. Maybe they react like that, because they met too many rude links before
Imagine a think emojie dogtag
For free? 🗿
nope, too bad it's too expensive for me
How long is the Solo bank it on for?
prob forever, it doesn't say it's an ltm right?
The first of many buffs 
💀
Yeh it does
boinko
the turrets need to nerfed


They track players through walls 🗿and have a massive ass range
where does it say that?
Hmm, an update that has absolutely nothing to do with the ability to turn of Melee aim assist 
In game announcement
yes...needs to be nerfed
Thye did nerf it it’s in patch notes reading is a boring yet needed activity
I reported this 
#bug-discussion message
oh I see it now, it doesn't show the time
OH GOD LMAO
I like the way experimental is written
@lament musk Are you proud of me yet 
open up the finals on console and everyones gonna be chompin on food in their mic
me when COD
yeah cuz they prob just testing it to see if it's a good mode or not
I’m defo the only few that doesn’t do that 
It needs no changes IMO seems fair maybe the respawn armour yeh
yeah good nerf
Use the same email as u used to sign in on the platform
Instant revive shouldnt be in a competitive game.
best nerf by far
where do i find it
…it’s available to everyone for a reason having slow revive mights well remove it or it’ll be a useless slot item
you are eating up my pc matt
they still can one shot lmao
testing it currently and it can still one shot a heavy
yeah i know but i dont see it im confused
at least they have mass now tho so can't be thrown as far
I am just waiting for Melee aim-assist to die, Like i scanned through that patchnotes for that option alone
this was you're looking for?
yes
The accuracy of the Lewis Gun is messed up @golden ore?
one gadget shouldnt make a whole 3 stack of only medium viable plus its a 100% pickrate which shows that its overpowered
I still think barrels should be easier to blow them up cus they're still low risk to run around with
idk how to access 😭
💀 so what did they nerf then?
nvm my game jusn updated
pretty much distance ig?
Glitch nade
Oye
radius it seems like plus it seems you can't throw it far when both c4's are on the barrel
…I guess they simply throw it with such speed it just exploded on contact like no time to escape
theres a lot of counters to it
a literal glitch grenade would deal with triple med
if you hit all 3 of them since one can revive another which can revive another
the only needed nerf was the turrets and they missed that
WHAT the hell happened to M60 and Lewis Gun?? the spray accuracy is almost hipfiring
the only needed nerf was to nerf lusii
didnt they do that when reWASD was nerfed? /s
new store items are pretty decent
A
yeah the outfit and skeleton gloves are sick
I'm getting more afraid Melee aim assist is gonna be around for alot longer than i'd hoped for. Like I truly don't think i'll be making it to Diamond if it stays around
good gloves and boots for sure
guys just try the m60 and Lewis Gun, they messed up the accuracy
i hate playing heavy im good
Idk how the v96 was broken in the beta but recon gets a buff?
TF
recon didnt get a buff tf do u mean
love seeing lh1 getting constant damage buffs lol
the accuracy of m60 and lewis is messed up WTF????????????
To be fair its pretty dead rn, only came across 1 player using it, in the past 2 weeks
Flamethrower got buffed :3 time to commit war crimes.
how do we know what is nerfed and what is buffed?
aslong as it doesn't act like a literal flash bang like it used to
Patch notes came out. Heyyy:3
Show video
Oh
I gotta go check them out rn
the bullet won't go where the ironsight is
the devs messed up the m60 and lewis guns
might aswell go check & see if they patched the bug i posted
What bug
I can't hop on rn and check it unfortunately
Hmmm yeh u can live with 10 HP 
a bug that gave increased melee speeds
For every gun it’s like that it’s called visual recoil it’s intended hence the skill with recoil control and vision
Works well as a finisher or opener but finally not an instakill, W patch
That’s not abuse that’s called being smart
Woahhh yay lets go tffffffffffffff
Just needs throwing knives buff
and all they needed to do was nerf the range and tracking of enemies through walls
the literal jump of the guns go down to almost non-existant, just for moving the mouse vry slightly
We should have the abilities to give dummies ABILITIES 😨 ofc to test meta and blah blah blah
agreed
nah...they are good if you can use them
…on console it does the same like that’s what it’s supposed to do
Nuh uh, spread is insane while jumping meaning you HAVE to stand still to be accurate, which obv doesn't work out well
Much harder to pull off consistently
I wish they had a zenyatta style attack by default instead of charge up idk feels like it makes sense
munchies on VGA
Get Kicked
you just cant jump
No shit I struggle but I use every muscle in my body (no joke) my body hurts from a mere pistol
How be the update everyone
Console fellow too ??
Do you know what spread is
YES! YES!!!! I fucking hate that AS A HEAVY!
Shogun look, I'm on.
huge
Indeed finally ffs
Yes…since day 1
Yep , the struggle of finding a perfect sens for sniping but sucks for the rest of the weapons and vica versa
I can play on the weekends only my schedule took a beating
Honestly I disagree Bout mesh shield health
But not gonna whine
I love cornering heavies with their mesh shield
What was the change? I didn't see that in the changelog
TO BE HONEST, this update just ruins the game and not fun
Dec from 1100 to 1000
@sour ingot less health
I like that they ban for cheating software now =). I was hoping that was gonna take effect soon as I got a random "Temp Ban" pop-up like 2-3 nights ago but I wasn't banned or anything.
Didn’t need a nerf…just get good like I bet it’s all the shitty lights like wtf glitch nade under throw and you take it down HUdafuq throws it straight at the heavy mesh
This update means nothing to me if Melee Aim assist continues to exist. Srsly I miss maybe 1 in 4 attacks i do with melee. & i climbed to Diamond in all the betas with melee alone when the aim-assist did not exist.
Agree. It's the mosquito players
I'm a heavy main myself and I agree with this update. It's dome shield is fair and as you can see there is no update on it nothing is nerfed or buffed. BUT MESH GOT DAMMIT no that is just ridiculous can absorb whole teams bullets in it
If anything dome shield bounce is too fucked
I use light and I just wait till they get all cozy then I ghost and SINK MY TEETH INTO THEIR NECKS WOOOOOOO
Its suppose to bounce so you can also protect your teammates
Exactly whenever I encounter them I just glitch em , for the light players that don't pick glitch grenade what are you doing
they literally made everything worse
But yeah, the random Temp Ban message I got was presumably just then testing the change. But 1100 to 1000 sounds reasonable to me.
Expecting heavies to carry sad reality 😔
Cry about it
If anything you should have a good light player able to just rush the tank and distract them while they are meshed out
dang I might need to get this Generic we have solider at home cosmetic
Well hey he already beat you to that one
😢
Ah shit you right
Melee aim assist makes me wish I were dead
Is this going to be exclusive? Like rare or something?
That’s called GI JOHN 🌚
Buying that set for thr boots tbh
It's good but as you said generic so might wait for future cosmetics
i dunno I just know they advertized it and it's my kinda cosmetic tbh
I think my friend said he's gonna try to make D.va in game if they make better customization
From now on, we’ll restrict cheaters with more confidence and will be able to stand firmly behind our bans.

ye, I honestly could see each piece being good to swap out tbh
I had a good run
next ban will be perma
Ready for round 4 Lusi?
how get role
I saw that in the patch notes and thought about your ban tbh lmao
lmaaooo
no, please no 🥺
I want to see how this looks on a heavy
From now on I will successfully leave the match after a heartwarming report and not cry myself to sleep 
With each ban you grow stronger
Like a chair force member
oh. well in that case 😈
Just got to a near by police station
Will look like the average American soldier
Lmao love the replies
I can't comprehend the desire to cheat in an online game. I only had that desire when I couldn't play well when I was only around 7-8 years old lol
@sour ingot skins, cosmetics
that is a heavy female
correct
See, average American soldier
Every cheater is definitely 7 years old
She gonna twerk on my gongok and gyat
you can tell from the MASSIVE B... biceps
…thic NAH WA-
💀
why does yours look so much better. mine looks blurry ;-;
what
texture quality epic?
Time to upgrade from that 720P monitor 😛
yeee. idk
ive got nvidia sharpening on so, probably that
Wait a second players can edit the custome and they are going to fuck this up using skirt at the bottom on this
You're right. I had it set to 720P while I was playing Minecraft for immersion. I got to swap it back to 1440.
thats fucked up
thoughts?
How does 720P look for Minecraft? I tend to swap to 240P for that game, haha
My gongok and my gongsak
can we get am option to get transparancy on hud?=
Awoooga
thanks for the reminder to swap from 720P. Looks better now
FFS NO i did not want to see this
Imma head off rn
That's perfect
1min & Counting to enter the Practice Range
better?
Gyatt
what army would let this kind of body in
tf do u mean they would kick ur ass
China and usa
that is why I dont want to join your twitch stream
of all the things they couldve added to make this game more fun like a chaos mode or something so dumb itll be fun in a 3v3v3v3 but no they added solo bank it like why?
Is it me, or does the Riot Shield attack animation look. extremely choppy now
Americans
someone of that stature would dumpster most people in hand to hand combat
Have you ever seen an American football player? Those mfs get recruited with that exact body type all day long
China has a uniform shortage cause their uniforms are all handme downs and chinese are getting fatter
mass beats strength 9 times out of 10
Mass
also yeah... rugby players... they'd rock anyones shit
but we are talking about the military's here lol
Nope ma bug I posted still exists for all to exploit, if known about
Rugby players are just wanna be football players
Yes, and in REAL LIFE those players get recruited into the military.
Get good
With that body. They are specifically searched for.
Gah damn lay off the snacks
Ohh that means you dont have to be ripped or anything
skill issue ur pretend sport is literally based on rugby
Peabody
Jokes on you I hate all sports equally.
Jokes on you I'm in the gym rn
average rubgy player could kill an entire american football team with their hands
That's the secret, they are ripped, its just hidden under a lot of mass.
lmaoooo
Oh no, I just found another bug that I Previously found in the beta before. its back to haunt me
Lay of the … calories
Those mfs are SCARY
it missed you
Sports are a waste of time and legal money laundering schemes
Insanely Op & can increase a players dps by x4 easily
So heavies in this game are literally rugby players? Charge n Slam
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
why would you ever wanna limit that
Unlimited is the only correct option
Yeah, they even unlock a sticker of one with the charge and slam
mmm yummy input lag
because i don't want to fry my cpu
Morning yall
nope, not for me in regards to this game. my cpu overworks itself
I'll probably cap mine at 60 and hope it reduces the strain I put my pc on running everything on epic
why tf is frame rate limit set in config not reflected in game 
@lavish tangle @wintry pasture why were you guys racing to get green role before @hybrid pilot ?
Nope, maldle wasn't even in the server when we got it
told ya a while ago, that config file is hella sus
i mean it works tho....
i wonder where the in game value is stored
still sus, we don't know how embark are using that config file
Gah damn
i mean we do, almost all of it is default UE5 config settings
Hit them with mad cause bad
people complaining about defib is a ?????? to me
so there is documentation out the wazoo for it
Defib haters big mad
Defib res immunity needs a nerf tbh
nah defib is busted, the iframes gotta be reduced
res immunity is only good when youre playing in a squad
Imo if you get defibed you shouldn't even get immunity
99% of the time theyre looking at their phone and just die again anyway
If you had ur guns reloaded when defibbed there would be a huge problem
Nuke needs nerf
it literally got 3 big ones
Not enough
People big mad
Aps turret is your friend
was playing MWII and direct impacted one of the target dummies
I'm still gonna nuke people, call me Ghandi
yielded "interesting" results
Damn still playing MWII
time to shred with lh1 even more lmao
The sword bat skin is back, all is well in the word
This is brutal
How much
side note: apparently only the middle dummy can have this effect
the front and back ones do not have this occur, no matter whether it's a direct or indirect hit
Broccoli or asparagus?
@ornate maple Can I Dm you a Bug I just found? (Which I previously found in a past beta) 
I consider it. Extremely Gamebreakingly Op if Found out
Dm me the bug, I can be trusted.
anybody like fragrances?
@boreal kayak very trust worthy look at that smile
Creed aventus
Who else keeps getting travel ban notifications on their phone
Dont trust this person
Aye is there a quicker way to lvl up in the discord? Just tryna get to where I can post a clip
Nah I don't live in china
No, i wanted to quote the fragrrncr guy!!!
You can trust me, when have I ever been known to abuse bugs?
With that face. sure
Wild statement
Did the LH1 get a buff or anything?
love seeing this nerfed
Buff
My social credit is high
no
Wait what BUFFF WHAT
😔
Yeah, paypal me 3000 USD
gey
I CAN ROAR THE LH1 NOW
Dmg by 1
It’s 48 now? 💀
How bout 2 Pennie’s and some toe nail clippings?
heavy throw distance
Yea one above what it was before
i love not storing settings in plaintext files! so cool!
Make it 50 🌚 not a problem right?
can we get a ping?
ping. you got it
Erm actually it was buffed by 2 damage, its 49 now
Cant belive you arent able to play mouse and keyblard on consola anymore, cant they make a separate matchmaking or something?
in game! so I know if the server is crap or its just me
@fresh mist you play light right
You literally can on xbox
tbh i need it too
mostly M
No u cant
Why not
Go to the channels and roles tab at the top of the server, choose the game announcement ping or whatever its name is
They removed it this patch
😁
I can. Its literally plug n play
Finally someone loves my poor judgement
After the update?
ingame ping
thoughts on the balence changes? i thought the c4 nerf was a little harsh
47 > 49 bodyshot damage
c4 nerf is good :)
Might need a new gpu
wtf
Crispy 😋
i think im getting an A in history tommorow wish me luck
rpg and stun got nerfed RAAAAAAHHHHHH
i think the barrel changes work enough.
and double barrell 180 to 150 max
Stun should have been removed.
I think i wont be playing anymore, if I have top play on controller
Sick
49!? WHAT!? FOK YEH BITCHESSSSS
you are high as a kite :)
im reading it now haven't gotten to weapons yet
yippee
wrong nerf on the stun tho...it should be a range nerf
the real question is: will the flamethrower now be comp viable
looks good to me
yeah...you should be able to stun across the map
obviously sarcastic
Its realistic
stun gun range is fine. anything past 15 meters its not good to use
you are a bad take machine
range should be less than 10 m
I hope lewis gun is not nerfed
Wait what Htf…oh hacks gotta be wait what
spitting em out at mach 10
are you stun gun sniping?
no but the stun gun is stupid asf and inherently anti fun
its not. flame thrower buff tho
i mean flamethrower needed a buff, its competing with the SA
the nerf to cloak isnt enough
true. with the rpg nerf its going to be much worse
oh that I dont use. I use Hammer in the FINAL round and Lewis in first 2
What nerf? 💀
this is by far the worst change embark have made
you can still be perma invisible
Why?
i really enjoyed watching my teammates run into the wall lol

