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Second channel: @Solidus jj
Patreon: https://patreon.com/solidjj
the plot twist got me
cry about it
it's *Romanian
The Pulse anomaly is literally the cherry on top
it's cocking and stoning time
Song: Imagine Dragons - Enemy
Tags:
wawa cat
oh the misery
uh ih the misery
oh the misery cat
wawacat
cats
round cat
ballcat
ball cat
spherical cat
meme
This is perfect
Eating the cigar thing isn't funny anymore as it's just old af but in the right context, still has it.
not gonna lie i did think it's real for a second
i'd expect anything from jerma
It really wouldn't end well
Voreick
Ma boy ricky
what about this
smaoking
Yorick be like
he's italian
More like come to brazil hue
in league we have
a rat
a travel agent(mordekaiser)
a fucking grave digger(yorick)
a cat
Underage escort Teemo
Not even the same class...
Why are you so butthurt
I just mentioned Teemo and you just went TwiTCH is BTtrR tHn TeMMOo
yeah
So dunno about the remaining ones
why
Just because he's pulling, jumping, one hits anything below 30% doesn't mean ban, he's assassin.
Late game Kayle then, fucking unstoppable but with right comp and strategy its easy
Eu am scris plus în sensul că ai dreptate sau că aprob şi susțin

he do be fire
First S on yorick boys
this champ is super fun to play
especially with black cleaver instead of titanic
friends
what should be faster for me to download
125 EU or 126 EU
I live in Greece
Jokes aside tho, you'll be limited by Moddb speed anyway so...
Of all channels, you went into the cursed area
great choice!
ikr
I was expecting him to pull AR-15 out of his pants
Legends say that he does but maybe it's fake 🤷
Why would you go bl instead of titanic
The items arent really interchangable
tank shredding
lol
titanic gives more tanky stats mainly Hp and better wave clear for splitting
but BC gives less health and no minion clear but you get huge tank shredding power
and ghouls stack it
you E + cage someone and their armor is mitigated instantly and theyre useless
yorick is quite a versatile champion on the top lane now that I think about it
he can make work of a lot of different builds
Yeah but what kind of build are you going for. Do you really need bls armor shred if you are going for mostly tank/bruisers. Kinda sussy giving out titanics waveclear for that if you arent going for more of a dmg build
Yeah Titanic sinked remember?
seems like kha posting
yes
Sometimes you do
Both are good items
and are situational
one is not better
Nami is better
new dance meme from league of legends, from the brasilian dog
Darius god king skin : 1820 rp
So I'll be prolly using both accounts more instead of one >->
Same personality or?
tY
N p
<3
Pollo equena stalker
Who's this character? Looks familiar but can't put my finger on it.
Oh, reminds me of Dr. Doom but it's not it?
Something with moon
Nah, wasn't doom hmm
So many fucking universes and characters, their alternative shits ugh
Where's my Italian Wolverine who cooks all the time
Yeah, 9gag humor
O right, I've been meaning to ask about this, I tried this AI couple times but it doesn't get the demon core right, is this relatable? @heady crow
Tried in different context but this was the closest one. It just tries to demonize something but that's it. What's the device looking thing upper left?
moon knight
Aight
Deska REVOLTER: / Album REVOLTER:
iTunes: http://bit.ly/2ItLX2Oitunes
Spotify: http://bit.ly/35ckZ9Ispotify
Google Play: http://bit.ly/2ItCYyEgoogleplay
Amazon Music: http://bit.ly/357oM8hamazon
Deezer: http://bit.ly/2VmfHnGdeezer
TIDAL: http://bit.ly/2Vuh0Rztidal
Hudba/Music: Jiří “Dymo" Urban
Text/Lyrics: Jan "PROTHEUS" Macků
Produced by ...
okay but what
i typed traktor in youtube
this poped up
not dissappointed
mooooods! kill him! destrooooy hiiiiiim
you little potato
ty
My dad does have a few movement detecting cameras around the forest and near our traps so in that way it is relatable ig
Yeah i wonder why
idk
theyre all the same
only the map is different
NONE is superior
there you go
shut up now

actually i cant say
i have not played oblivion or morrowind
i dont say skyrim is better tho
morrowind is probably not playable for you even with overhaul, but I'd say playing oblivion is worth a try
@grizzled meadow
New version 
Yes at this point, it was pasta la vista
moon knight
mayor he's not like us
he's mentally healthy
@upbeat bobcat cock andstome time
come
join me
hi ivan you join me as well
we cock and stone together
nice pfp khatyil
nice pp ivan
DID SOMEONE SAY TARKOV
no i said cock and stone
if you have deep rock galactic come on cock and stone with me
ty ty
Yes
psycho mantis?
Metal Gear?!!
cocke and stone ivan
oke
Hello Woodsvan
ivan this guy stole your personality
ark survival evolved is free on steam
friendship with cock and stone ended. Now i'm gonna tame dinosaurs and make them shit on people's roofs
Hello to you too
You got time from your studies to kov lately?
но
Understandable
Have a nice day

@real tinsel bitch you alive?
Deep cock?
i'm always cock and stoning
You got a mic?
no
why are you making me wait you cockroach
I'm at the start, I wobbled to the left when I was a teenager, but I backtracked when I got a girlfriend.
Then I married her and I'm kept from going too deep into any of them.
All of this is cringe. Be a true Stalker and focus on building LEGO
Niet
You know you always feel like you gotta decide
But you know, the onliest thing you gotta decide is your lifestyle and how you wanna do shit
Politics stuff, no good
Fuc
How did i forget xd
"Buy shit, tastes like shit, buy something to get that taste out of your mouth"
Then they ask how did he get those 2000$
I've read it, I know

Spoiler: you have autism
Spoiler: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Stalker Anomaly
Lol
Being a moderator has its advantages
Smart
Step 1: Be mod
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Yes.
#americanpsychomovie #s #hostiles #americanpsychomemes #bateman #thedarkknighttrilogy #ihavetoreturnsomevideotapes #meme #based #film #melvinpurvis #joker #cinema #sigmamale #heathledger #clericpreston #exodus #danevans #hazeleyes #reingoffire #rescuedawn #dorsia #irony #ryangosling #patrickbatemanedit #willemdafoe #funkopop #bhfyp #utterlyinsan...
cock
kok
Because you have to press button, genius
man i keep seeing 200+ level people in drg
i'm most likely gonna get bored and throw it away before even reaching 20
YOU TELL ME
I am not kidding when I say that this is heaven and it is the easiest channel to moderate
Yes me everyday
Cursed the day I asked about GAMMA
what happened the day you asked about gamma
You wish you didn't meet us in the first place?
mayor you drama queen
come and cock stone with me
we have achieved polite
you've achieved total cock and stone
yes
To be fair this place is so calm and nice compared to the public Worldbox discord
The memes channel in that place is a nightmare
There’s not a day that passes without at least 4+ people getting kicked, muted or banned
Because we are isolated, what happens in here stays here and we don't ask Anomaly and gamma questions other than respectable channels.
I gotta optimize the game for dx11 because crashes in 12 and I gotta sleep now because today is case cleaning day 
cock
No that's the good part of it
Being a moderator isn't 
It is because I'm basically here all the time (jk)
It's the most calm place because it's strictly memes
And sometimes more serious stuff
Being much more "free" and not having a specific topic to follow, it's easy to behave
This is also because we have #📄rules and we try to enforce them for everyone
Oh they have rules
But it’s a big, crazy public discord
There’s tons of transphobic, homophobic stuff that passes through their net in that server
Tasteless short videos of people fighting and injuring one another
Hell, I saw a video of a small group of people fighting in the street only for a girl present among that group to be hit full force in the face with a 12 pack of beer bottles
It’s wild in that place
Yes, I can imagine that
The good thing about this server is that it's quite "niche", although there are almost 16,000 members, the active ones obviously are few
Especially in this channel, we are like maybe 10 people who talks and send memes daily
10 is also an exaggeration
I'd say 7, maybe
I usually steal memes from this and like 4 other servers
We are the home of Batemanposting and Jermaposting, feel at home
locals are bruno, you, bz11k, crystal, mayor, ivan and me
I've seen it at least three times here 
And to think I said 7 randomly
still funny
still cock*
cocke and stone
i bought it 2 days ago
Fun times
@grizzled meadow it's still on 67% discount
My vision is cockmented
JC continues his investigation of the tech support scammers for possible ties to the NSF.
Soundboards:
http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/
Prank call done with the voice of the video game character, JC Denton, from the Deus Ex franchise.
If you like the video and want to see more, leave a suggestion for what character I should use and who or w...
I'll think about getting it btw, it cost 10€
“Why are you locked in the bathroom ?”
damn
italian dollars are expensive
You talking to me?
Unfortunately yes
Why don’t you try getting a job ?

My gf and I spent most of today chilling and watching a “realistic difficulty” playthrough of Deus Ex
Currently we’re on the Paris chapter
"what gun should we base our sci-fi gun on"
"the p90 looks futuristic af"
"say no more fam"
hell yeah
what else is gonna be in the game
theres a space double barrel
yeah, perfectly rectangular
then what... sniper rifle is the Walther WA2000
AR is the F2000?
everything with 2000 in the name

but yeah I liked that SMG/AR design
and they're going for blocky
love me some megabloks guns
man, that "lonely" feeling when you're alone hit the feels
even the ammo is blocky
looks like a sam site
Da
Gm
yeah yeah fr fr
I can literally read enchanting table 0-0
Lemme show yall
And encrypt oir sacred texts
Get rid of that yee ass haircut
I got incredibly high on pot yesterday first in 2-3 years and got the yeest of yee yee ass haircuts from another gal
skill issue
I'm not really sure how am I going to appear in public now because it was made while being stoned and it shows
gonna probably go full khaaytil
the drink of the gods
How many times have you fought Void sting ray the champ so far
1 time
and i got one shot by her dumbass just standing next to me
Sounds about right
a few
i just perma ban it
I play late game champs and that champ is a late game one but god is it just disgusting
tho i dont remember what i was playing
because on certain champs
that bitch wont do anything to me
Well it is just a attack speed champ
Malphite pretty good against it
every champ these days deals true damage
Just E
?
infinitely scaling true damage
ive only played against her once, so idk how other champs perform
His E slows attack speed
and i found the game, i was playing voli jg
Such a good champ against Trynda's
Very terrible stuff
tell me
tf is wrong with u

i know i main tahm kench only but why do u play those
Pics?
Zil because he a OG, Xerath because he's just league's sith lord and Zoe because uuuuuuuuuh.. I don't respect you being near me
2022
why are people ok with accepting that zoe is "2137682138676978231698732169873126986123789912" years old in whatever-the-fuck years
What do you main in WT then huh?
ussr in aviation
and germany/ussr in army
yeah idk i love the BT
Something something she's just a body that some aspect (idk a god of sorts) is using
totally not a minor
¯_(ツ)_/¯
fine, I'll dm you
I don't play her as much nowadays tho, started maining Syndra
Zamn bz sliding into my dms
I did, been itching to play again tho. Top 3 in order is Sweden Italy USSR
play again
you can join me
Ah man clubs
so titled he's upside down
surprisingly no racial slurs
im permanently like 2k points off the second guy in my team
they dont even know how to defend points
war thunder?
yes
ive been first place with 2k points difference from the second guy for like
5 matches in a row
and lost
these two dumbasses have been in spawn
for past 2 minutes
shooting at each other
true rue
shell issue
Just gotta wait for dem Zis cannons

Inb4 no "PINS AND NEEDLES"
A
🅰️
Always fun
I bet not even painkillers gonna kill that pain
I'd still take 1
You know it just numbs the pain
But idk, I haven't built up tolerance to pills as much as other people (if it even works that way)
Ah damn
It can quite work
Hopefully it's a uh minor issue and not root canal issue
if your teeth hurts so much, you need to get to the dentist real quick


"Just brush your teeth" bro i wish i didn't even have any bones peeking outta my body frok birth on smh smh
So i wouldn't have to do this
it was nice knowing you Crystal
Lmao
I've heard that conversation from a old Bri'ish guy I've met on a conan server
They have to wait months to get their dentist appointments
my friend who studied in London had severe mental problems at the time and couldn't get an appointment even with good expensive medical insurance for half a fucking year
An insurance can't buy time yk
it is fucking supposed to
Lmao
otherwise what's the point
Rip then
Not on saturn 
Because steel is heavier
Look at the size of that, that’s cheating
I don't get it...
Uuuuuuuuuuh
Uhm
Depends on your mood
Food if your bar is leaning towards hangry
Phongry
With phone you can buy food 
ok im getting irritated over WT because of teammates
What if no money
You can use the phone to beat someone up, then
Yes hello
Boom, money acquired
Use a stick dude that's atleast a bit smarter
What if the person you beat up have no money
Or actually just ask around
*that beat you up
Lmao
Damn Falco
He's not going to win with da phone
He absolutely destroyed you
Gtanil more like gatil
Eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8
But what if all the food, the shade and the rum is gone?
2018 UPDATE - The super official instrumental of Why is the Rum Gone Remix is available here: https://youtu.be/ut-Io35x54A
A musical remix of Pirates of the Caribbean in the style of the infamous "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard."
FAQ:
Q. What program did you use to make this amazing masterpiece?
A. I used Final Cut Express for the vid...
But why is the rum gone?!
Steal their phone, get their touchscreen password. Now you have two phones. And can sell the other one or barter for food.
Can you hear me?
Nooooo not the rum 
Man i actually kinda want rum now but I'm not 18 smh
just become 18
smh
kids these days
Lmao

Yeah let's invest in age
true true
20000$ for 2 years of altering
da
Or just get a fake id
People be thinking you need to be 18 to actually be able to drink
But even a kid could actually drink logically speaking

Just found out the original creator has passed away... 30 March 2022
THEY"RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD
(not my work)
Bro.....
And I prefer this over rum
...impossible

So he made this in his 40's huh
This is so sad
Funny how the low quality version have 35 millions views, while his original video (HQ as well) have only 370.000
Finally in HQ! Since all the versions of "They're Taking The Hobbits To Isengard" here on Youtube are all rips from my medium quality original from my website, I decided to upload a high quality version of it, taken directly from my source files. I'll upload it again in 720p when Youtube-HD is available in the Netherlands.
Enjoy!
Lung cancer
I was searching for it, calm down 
Ohhh
Your Google-fu it's better than mine, where did you find this?
Drinking?
Holy hell
I mean that is certainly the best death you could try to have
His Google-Fu is insane!
The last place I would ever search, good catch
I was saying every kid can technically drink in every age on own consequences
Okay, and?

I was talking about the death of this massive legend
Ohhhh
I was answering to your question
But i was referring to this, actually
Which problems though >~>
Damn
I brush my teeth I'm trying to get a job and I'm already 16
It's easy where you live
Tho, one is vape and the other is Marlboro mid-high use
Everyone is either "all 3 vaccines"
"Not looking for youngsters"
Or they couldn't pay for their business 
There is, ofc, other reasons too
But that is out of my knowledge
And how about data-based jobs that you can do at home
No pc
Oh
Literally
Oof
Oh, im just talking about teh basic stuff like just data imput, digitalizing paper etc.
Not smoking at all would be better, I quit I think a year ago, maybe two, I lost count now
For the past few years I have also been vaping, giving up cigarettes completely
How about bitcoin
I don't smoke at all, i don't take drugs neither drink
Clean asf
Don't start, don't even try it, it's not worth it
I'm serious 
Alright alright 
If you really have to, try a cigarette, don't go further
But I still suggest to not try
Every time I've tried to vape or smoke I fuck up the inhale part 
It's a habit, it doesn't take much practice
will own you
I'm not that good at breathing iiiiiin
also, that is exactly why I got horrendously shitfaced with weed yesterday
Inb4 I design a vape mask just to inhale that sweet sweet flavors
I thought I wasn't inhaling it in properly
Why did you join freedom now brother
turned out, I was
Because that bloodsucker do be making me actin up
that could even take off honestly
it would look so cringe somebody would surely make it a trend
Bet
I know
Yet I haven't seen one in the world
Ah
bronze 1 is higher than bronze 4
By not a lot
Hopefully they make another bad rank skin this year so that I don't have to get gold
implying ranked system in league is not completely arbitrary since everyone from iron to grandmaster is a bunch of stupid toxic idiots
interesting how i dont really care about ranked
This is where the mute all option comes in play
everyone in league just perma play ranked and tilt when they loose
meanwhile im chilling in normals
and having fun
mute all won't save you from your jungler tower diving 7 times and going afk, unfortunately
though it is a great feature
I pref rift
i like when towers disappear
good day, I suggest fillable canteens added to GROKS automobile milquetoast modpock adventure, however I would like the canteens to instantly kill anyone who drinks from them, I expect it by this afternoon thank you
I second this request
AND ALSO
I want that funny chat for multiplayer
Because I need B A S E D people that talks in my game
AND PERHAPS
Thermal night vision, that shit bussin' fr fr ong
I third this request
I also want funny multiplayer chat cuz based chat
And perhaps also
Shields
ah yes, first ever failed gif 
Rip
bald team go cock and stone
but he never said which food
maybe the food he's talking about is demon core, which has way more calories than any phone could buy
Dunno why this makes me laugh so much
I love how calm she is lmao
Always has been
I don't remember if the devs or the writer is from Dead Space
I'm surprised that both of them haven't been assimilated by EA Games in the form of nutritional soup
if it's dead space why are so many things still alive
because that sounds cool you avocado
you'll be avocado soon as well
I've embraced my destiny of being a shitty xqc cosplay attempt
I will not join your shiny ranks
holy shit callisto actually seems fun
shame my dollar store pc won't be able to run it
did you tell your pot buddy to give you xqc haircut
Always wondered if his username is because the video of "Never Give You up" have those three letters at the end
it's xcq
no, they probably have no idea who it is, and I despise that guy
so that's quite unfortunate
The official video for “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley
Taken from the album ‘Whenever You Need Somebody’ – deluxe 2CD and digital deluxe out 6th May 2022 Pre-order here – https://RickAstley.lnk.to/WYNS2022ID
“Never Gonna Give You Up” was a global smash on its release in July 1987, topping the charts in 25 countries including Rick’s nat...
XCQ
what did i say
Yeah okay it's different but very similar
you empty calzone
that's a really far-fetched theory, or does that dude have some sort of connection with rickroll?
i edited my comment because it said " it' " instead of "it's"
"far-fetched" literally XCQ and XQC
You swap a letter and you have the name

jerma's 985 is his birthday
but why he would take the last letters from the url adress of rick roll?
why not
...
it's just a guy creating a twitch account not some big picture conspiracy
why is your name bz11k
tying this bunch of letters to rick roll IS a conspiracy though
Literally my answer
take your pills bz11k
It's just a theory

"conspiracy"
it's merely a russian word with a bunch of numbers instead of letters which my younger self found very cool and stylish
what's a bzik
странность, причуда, помешательство
nah bitch, improve your russian vocabulary
I agree with this statement
I'm getting your single last neuron some work out be grateful
falco supporting me like a good husband
Always
man that head bump to the car felt more painful than the punch
yesterday while playing with mayor we got a huge ass gold explosion but then his dollar store pc crashed and we lost it all

RIP Crassus gold
Need to choose the best host
Not only it crashed. Today, somehow I bent a pin behind a Ryzen CPU hence it's not working atm, gonna try to fix it.
damn
What
How
Dunno, I somehow held it wrong I guess
I swear I wasn't trying to fuck myself with a pin
it sounds better when i make the weird sex jokes
Imagine able to joke
cock and stone*
cock and stone
@upbeat bobcat hope your proud of me now...
I've never lost hope
Boys and gays, I've got it. 3 bent pins fixed with a 0.7 pen. It's working
Dw my cpu is missing like 4 pins and it works almost perfectly
Dunno if my second ram slot not working is caused by the pins or mobo being fucked tho
nice cock mayorman
when i turn it on it sounds like the demon core meme
COCK
Can't wait for next friday
Ahahahahahahahahahahahah
Hes just like me fr
Falco stop :(
look at this guy flexing his ability to take a shower
Never ahahahahaha
Its like you are some uncle trying to fit in with his teenage nephews and it isnt working and he knows it
Man I fell off
Ong
Nice repost
Oh come on this thing has been posted at least five times Ivan
Falco you ok? 
hehe
my ex when she finds out about falco
Thing is, motherboard wasn't even booting before I fixed them so, not the same scenerio I believe.
I just got money
Wats that
Send some
No way >~>
Welp, I tried at least
You tried

Anyway hru
guys
and gals
- Message to Bears - You are a memory 00:00
https://messagetobears.com/track/you-are-a-memory - Lullabies for Falling Empires - Stars 3:36
https://fallingempires.bandcamp.com/track/stars-2 - Hungry Ghosts - Three Sisters 8:20
https://hungry-ghosts.bandcamp.com/track/three-sisters - Sunlight Ascending - (Spring) This Was Your Place 12:41
http...
it is.
Damn
There are those rare days where i either watch the sunset or the stars while constantly listening to just lofi
All day
All night
Lmao
did someone say
depressive music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOYkG5VMhp8
Спокойная ночь · Кино
English Lyrics:
Rooftops are shaking under the pressure of the day
A heavenly shepherd herds the clouds,
A city shoots its lights into the night
But strong is the night, great is her power...
To those who got to bed - good dreams, good night...
I've been waiting for this time,
And now this time has come
Those who were ...
we all know this one
I know it's in anomaly I think
Boi i listen to intense music
PC was broken, I kinda fixed it. The fix I implemented I guess wasn't about the only issue and I'm trying to assess the situation, it's not going well but PC is working for now. Hru?
Excepting that i didn't take a call from my russian close bud just to ask him what the call was for, explaining i was at ana apprentice and he said he wantet to invite me to a grill party
And he got another buddy of his cover me up
ME
So i don't know how to feel rn
What
I had 2 missed calls from my russian bud
Asked him why
He said a grillparty
And then he told me he got "someone else do it for me" basically
And ofc it is one sided
And so it shall be
I'd be happy to be actually invitet
Can't cover your travel costs but welp 
Can't even cover my monthly expenses atm
Kha speaking to the person inside his head
there isn't a single insult here
that is not the person in my head
It's not an insult you wanker
read my text again you cockroach
who
The person inside your head
nope
@bold pebble yo bro look
"wtf" indeed
stlaker 2 customization leakededed?!?!?!?
fallout modded pipe guns
?
Being doomer about Stalker 2
It really was obvious at this point
8 december was impossible
At this point I think I made up the second official announcement
No yeah that's not what I meant. I meant the "It's gonna be CP 2077 2 Electric Boogaloo"
It's gonna be like that 100%
Speaking of delaying
We have seen ONE DELAY, from April 28 to December 8, this is ONE postponement
Then we have the new one, 2023 and it's THE SECOND
- April to December
- ???
- 2023
So I probably made up the second in the middle, because it was so obvious the game wouldn't come out on december
as long as they don't overpromise like CDPR did, it won't be as bad
but there's always the risk
@grizzled meadow Stalker SoC "It had its release date, originally as summer 2003, pushed back several times. ... In February 2006, THQ revised this possible release window, saying the game would not be in stores until the first quarter of 2007." SoC was delayed 4 YEARS. Chill let them do their stuff
No you don't get what I'm saying





