🎪bruh-fart

[upbeat bobcat]

Vodafone fucking sucks at data internet ugh

[glad kelp]

I agree.

[stone blade]

ready for the date

[onyx birch]

classy suit
no shoes

this says a lot about pepo

[glad kelp]

You know what the best thing about camellia is

[placid sail]

YES YEEEEEEEEEEEES

[glad kelp]

His songs are on youtube,soundcloud, spotify and other

Literally any

[upbeat bobcat]

Internet so bad that I've only used almost 500 megabytes in total of data in 7 hours

[glad kelp]

Shiet

[glad kelp]

"Jesse, we need to simp"

[onyx birch]

what is this thing
I love it

[placid sail]

I'M NOT A DOCTOR

[glad kelp]

Looks like a tasmanian devil

[upbeat bobcat]

My dad

[glad kelp]

Omg i love it

[onyx birch]

Long boey

[grizzled meadow]

OH NO

[glad kelp]

Aye

I wanna make my own language

Made out of numbers and um

Other things?

[stone blade]

1914 still hitting hard

[stone blade]

HE IS A CLASSY GENTLEMEN

[azure glade]

Are you German or what?

[stone blade]

MY COMRADES GET TORN APART!!
LET THE MUD FLOW THROUGH MY VEINS!!

[placid sail]

oh god, limited bandwidth

[glad kelp]

That's a bad joke

I'm literally living in germany ._.

[stone blade]

does it hurt?

[glad kelp]

And no bad wifi

[glad kelp]

Do you wanna get hurt?

[stone blade]

uhh no sorry

forgive

[placid sail]

angy crystal

[glad kelp]

It's fineeeeeee

[stone blade]

he bout to give us these hands

[azure glade]

Me too, and its not even a joke the internet just sucks

[glad kelp]

Rip though

[placid sail]

I used to live in the outskirts of town and had a shitty wireless internet, limited bandwidth, slow speed, all the good stuff

playing call of duty with 200-400 ping, everyone is fucking teleporting from time to time

[stone blade]

i got gigabit Internet

for like

13 euro

or 25 ish leva

[azure glade]

Being German hurts

[glad kelp]

I agree

Imma start being american

[azure glade]

Poles even have better Internet

[stone blade]

that's even worse

!!!

noo

[azure glade]

I would rather die

[glad kelp]

Not in the right state

[placid sail]

which is?

[azure glade]

Being American is almost as Bad as being British

[upbeat bobcat]

They have 1000 burgers per second internet

[placid sail]

iirc american internet is even shittier

[stone blade]

5 football fielda per bald eagle burger

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-yeah-rock-and-roll-guitar-gif-7294596

[glad kelp]

Americans be like: screaming eagleee!

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/978196530869723166/Merica.mp4

[heady crow]

modern day joker

[upbeat bobcat]

I finally got electricity after 8 long hours

[grizzled meadow]

Pinged already

[grizzled meadow]

IT'S THE DREAM THAT WE ALL SHARE

[upbeat bobcat]

Yes I know, I used that video's link kek

[grizzled meadow]

I know that you know

[upbeat bobcat]

And it was relatable to content going on

[grizzled meadow]

Yes you did a good thing

[upbeat bobcat]

Did I

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-philosophy-philosophical-choices-will-difficult-marvel-gif-16615025

[stone blade]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6h8FQ5B-gNo

[stone blade]

i tried

diana is just too stupid of a champion

[upbeat bobcat]

A typical lol player starts complaining about a champion being annoying

[stone blade]

because she is

I mean

I am probably more annoying cuz I can 3 shot them

but diana i cannot

especially rell + diana

[upbeat bobcat]

Depends boy

[stone blade]

that shit is stupid

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-gif-25141303

[stone blade]

we never leave woods

sorry

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/983417873219354654/20220606_1080p.mp4

[placid sail]

ow, ears

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/211768505383649290/983178248181657620/video0.mp4

[placid sail]

kitty no

[onyx birch]

Round
Aerodynamical
This is a blimp

[real tinsel]

jerma has voice cords of all the mute people

man can create any sound with his mouth

[placid sail]

jesse what the fuck

[real tinsel]

what

[placid sail]

in the butt

[real tinsel]

whose

[placid sail]

yes

[plucky void]

Back on the "stalker NPC doing dumb shit with RPGs"

I wonder what happens if Noah has one

[real tinsel]

he shoots you when you open the door and blows up himself and his dog

also you if you're not behind a cover

in my playthrough the dumbass got his dog killed somehow

and i never noticed it until i was in the endgame

[onyx birch]

Imagine beating SoC or CS with all the enemies having rpgs

[real tinsel]

with a pm pistol

for extra suffering

[onyx birch]

starting knife only

[plucky void]

strong "dark souls but every enemy is replaced by the final boss" vibes

[real tinsel]

with 10 hp max health

[onyx birch]

Easiest way to reach lethal levels of stress

[onyx birch]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/connor-gif-12508051

[stone blade]

[real tinsel]

bandai namco very cool guys

it's a 10% discount which i'm never going to use, but still very cool

[upbeat bobcat]

Nice to see scams are still fooling people

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-bon-anniversaire-birthday-cake-birthday-birthday-fiesta-gif-24411575

feelsbirthdayman

[real tinsel]

nope it's the actual bandai namco

i registered in their website for a freebie a few years ago

[real tinsel]

they've been sending me newsletters ever since

[plucky void]

the same bandai-namco that does this?

[onyx birch]

wtf reais user

[upbeat bobcat]

Happy birthday, lemme just link you the ongoing on sale 10% everyone has.

[placid sail]

reminder that no company on the glove ever meant any good for you or anybody else

[plucky void]

this is the important bit

[upbeat bobcat]

lmaoo

Just noticed that

[onyx birch]

WHAT

[upbeat bobcat]

Steam pls

[onyx birch]

Bandai

[upbeat bobcat]

Isn't that a Steam Client bug tho

O NO

Aight I got the big brain now

[plucky void]

It's just an awful pricing error

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/big-brain-markiplier-gif-14835823

They had it on sale as individual game but package is still full price

https://tenor.com/view/smg4-mario-garrys-mod-infinite-gif-17807543

[onyx birch]

Breh

[upbeat bobcat]

What

[onyx birch]

Trying to understand Steam service and the 19899764 different types of possible bugs

[upbeat bobcat]

Imagine Epic Games Launcher would take Steam Client on rivalry and be better

Oh wait

You can't even chat with your friends on Epic Games Launcher

At least they added cart

Right?

[plucky void]

this might be a hot take but I'm probably the .000000000000001% of users who only cares about the games

it's not like I use steam to chat with people lol

[upbeat bobcat]

Welp, if you wanna buy a game, you check it's user reviews(with a grain of salt but still), in Epic, you see IGN giving Alien: Isolation 6/10 because it has too much water and game is too hard.

[pastel quartz]

i used godmode in a secondary save to reach the wish granter and it just glitches and didn't give me the wish

i got scammed

[upbeat bobcat]

get scammed

[grizzled meadow]

That's what you get when you cheat

[upbeat bobcat]

Now watch it corrupts your save when you try to load

[plucky void]

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I don't trust reviews any more than I trust official "gameplay trailers"

[pastel quartz]

i just cheated cuz i malded bc my game crashed mid firefight and i just godmoded me, tp me to the sarcophagus and i went to the piss granter

i still have the principal save

honestly bandit faction is kinda just easy mode

cuz u got a good early game shotgun

and can farm those military activity quests

[upbeat bobcat]

At least you can see people write "played a little bit, it's eh" and see their play time is actually 2k hours. It's good that there's an option.

You can see community's screenshots, you can and should stay away from discussions page, even workshop support.

[plucky void]

I avoid Steam's community tab altogether

I only use the market for selling cards

[pastel quartz]

avoid everything

[upbeat bobcat]

Meme games' community page might provide fun

[pastel quartz]

avoid food water

your family

friends

avoid the floor

clothes

[grizzled meadow]

https://youtu.be/aFJqOlYaJbs

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/fred-daphne-scooby-doo-depression-existence-is-suffering-gif-15482546

[pastel quartz]

avoid breathable air

[plucky void]

is it lava

[upbeat bobcat]

There's no floor

[pastel quartz]

lmao

[real tinsel]

the walls as well

[pastel quartz]

i will never avoid you

[upbeat bobcat]

O shit wallman is here

[real tinsel]

i live there and you make too much noise

[pastel quartz]

i wish scream

[upbeat bobcat]

Scream?

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVv14ufITIM

[pastel quartz]

cream*

[upbeat bobcat]

scam*

[pastel quartz]

life imitates art

[pastel quartz]

cram*

[upbeat bobcat]

download ram

[pastel quartz]

i will download more space

i need more secondary anomalies to test mods without fucking my save

[upbeat bobcat]

Wish I could download more downloading speed

[pastel quartz]

same tbh

i love downloading 7gb mods at 50kb speed

[upbeat bobcat]

If you are an oldschool gamer, sure

It's like downloading COD: World at War patches

Game is a gig, patch is 5 gigs

[pastel quartz]

lol

[upbeat bobcat]

COD still suffering from that shit right? Like 50-100 gigs patches

[pastel quartz]

i kinda am? mostly bc pc is bad

but mostly i don't play old games

[pastel quartz]

they should just delete the game already

i don't care

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/i-understand-ok-nod-pokemon-pikachu-gif-16953564

[pastel quartz]

call of duty modern warfare? more like

get it?

deleted

ha

funny

[real tinsel]

i under sit

[pastel quartz]

i under shit

im under shit

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/obama-wtf-why-president-wut-gif-12221156

I'm not brainfarted enough

[real tinsel]

okay "not brainfarted enough" guy

[upbeat bobcat]

But thanks for the contribution nonetheless

[pastel quartz]

i will fart in your brain

[pastel quartz]

i need 1 back

[real tinsel]

you don't use them anyway

[upbeat bobcat]

Did you just assume I have balls

I just asked for them

[real tinsel]

i assumed you did have them

[pastel quartz]

i took your balls

both of you

are now

ballless

[real tinsel]

how many did you take

[pastel quartz]

4

yours

and mayo's

[real tinsel]

that's not enough. Have 2 more for extra protein

[pastel quartz]

i won't eat then

them

wtf

[real tinsel]

okay then i'm taking them back

[pastel quartz]

khaaytil certified ball water

[real tinsel]

i'm taking mayo's as well

[pastel quartz]

eater

[pastel quartz]

why cat standing up?

[real tinsel]

big beer belly

[pastel quartz]

i wish i had a beer belly

but i just have

a good belly

food

good lmao

[real tinsel]

and?

[upbeat bobcat]

A sign of trust

[real tinsel]

no

[pastel quartz]

STOP FUCKING STARING AT ME

[pastel quartz]

true

it's just like

30%gay

when u like the ass more than the dick

[azure glade]

I thought it was only 18% Gay

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel back again with the old pfp

Now it's really khaaytil

[stone blade]

ITS MEEEEE

HEHEHEHEEH

[real tinsel]

Ivan no they don't know you're me yet

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-its-me-austin-it-was-me-all-along-stone-cold-steve-austin-wwe-gif-16769761

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mc-mahon-you-all-bought-it-hooked-line-and-sinker-wwe-raw-gif-16769758

[real tinsel]

don't have one yet

[azure glade]

Do you need the 3 numbers on the back too so you feel better ? :/

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-funny-gif-5754572

[real tinsel]

sure

[upbeat bobcat]

Not you

[real tinsel]

go eat a mouse stinky

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/monkiflip-monki-flip-gif-18149595

[azure glade]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-dancing-duck-duck-shuba-duck-hey-ya-gif-22806014

[real tinsel]

it's better with the song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anW4OZ5VnZ8

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673472807740637214/983316410300235806/1012484864578164573.mp4

he getting that cut tho

homeboy looking fresh

[plucky void]

classic mitosis

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/983440714123866132/xqcClap.mp4

[stone blade]

WOWWWWWWW

[real tinsel]

i love how he attacks the barber when he says "give me your number" or something

even monkey doesn't appreciate simps

[stone blade]

Yes

[stone blade]

that one hit right in the feels

[severe linden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq0RGtq5mAo

[scenic sable]

Wheeeeeeeeeeze

[pastel quartz]

yea pls

i love larping

[real tinsel]

this looks like a boomer joke

[plucky void]

I'm a boomer and I didn't get it

[pastel quartz]

Joe many liberal does it take to log by bolb???? None. their too busy???? their gender

[real tinsel]

what does any of the words you used mean

[pastel quartz]

it's a joke mocking liberals, Liberal

[severe linden]

https://tenor.com/view/pootis-engage-pootis-engage-what-confused-gif-25339394

[pastel quartz]

goofy ah

[real tinsel]

okay boomer

[pastel quartz]

in my time... we would say

okay slave

[glad kelp]

Bro the HOURS challenges are IMPOSSIBLE

[grizzled meadow]

p!warn @pastel quartz politics, second time already and now you added that "slave" thing

[foggy mantle]

@pastel quartz has been warned.

[pastel quartz]

dang

try not to be politic challenge impossible

[scenic sable]

What the fuck.

p!ban @pastel quartz Political memes, mentions of salves.

[foggy mantle]

@scenic socket has been banned.

[scenic sable]

Bah, spelling error.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/napoleon-dynamite-wave-bye-gif-15387504

[grizzled meadow]

inb4 DM's

[heady crow]

im suprised i wasnt the first one

glad i proved myself wrong

[grizzled meadow]

To be banned?

[grizzled meadow]

We have already banned other people

You didn't even notice... twice

[heady crow]

oh yeah true

im kinda tired

[scenic sable]

🥷

[radiant grove]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-didney-lan-you-are-going-to-senator-armstrong-raiden-gif-24977640

[grizzled meadow]

0.00 dolares*

[placid sail]

fucking lmao

aldo rushing the room and shouting ALL RIGHT ENOUGH WE'LL DOING IT MY WAY NOW

[real tinsel]

i'm the zakonniy vor of this channel

[placid sail]

don't push your luck, your italian capo may not be enough

[scenic sable]

Finally found an opportunity to use the image properly.

[grizzled meadow]

I don't even know what's he's talking about

[placid sail]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thief_in_law

if you're curious

basically your mafia but soviet

[glad kelp]

God this game is

Hard

Aa

[placid sail]

@grizzled meadow btw do you live in Rome by chance? ignore if you don't want to answer

[placid sail]

which

[glad kelp]

HOURS, a complex roblox fighting game

[grizzled meadow]

Nope I don't

[grizzled meadow]

Oh okay

[placid sail]

ah, shame. I've got my agent there rn

thought about sending a gift to you with him or something

"Mr. Bz sends his regards"

[plucky void]

too soon

[plucky void]

"target acquired"

[real tinsel]

is it my head in a box? because i think that'd be really romantic

[placid sail]

though you a ho, I can't break Falco's heart like that

we can settle for your ear?

[real tinsel]

no sounds too painful

[placid sail]

you know, Van Gohh style

very poetic

[real tinsel]

van gogh was cool

[placid sail]

oh and decapitation isn't fucking painful to you huh?

[real tinsel]

uh no because then i'd be dead, mouse fucker

i feel like i need some punctuations in that sentence

there

[atomic pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/701455648503627837/983501156712063016/DO_YOU_FIND_IT_AMUSING_STALKER.mp4

[placid sail]

okay first

[grizzled meadow]

Certified hood classic

[placid sail]

don't you dare drag Nazrin into this, you fucker

[real tinsel]

well nazrin was my abusive ex's name so fuck you

[placid sail]

second, you won't be instantly dead! you will feel all the pain and shock

[real tinsel]

yes but i'll be dead in like 2 minutes

so it'll only be 2 minutes of pain

[placid sail]

what no

your head won't live that long, you're not a fucking chicken

[real tinsel]

even better

see? my point was proven

[placid sail]

I think it'll live for half a minute tops

[real tinsel]

assuming it's me cut that down to 5 seconds

[placid sail]

your point is not proven, because it will be the most painful, strange and unsettling seconds of your life

[real tinsel]

however, i'll be dead

once i'm dead the pain disappears because i cease to exist

so do my pain receptors

[placid sail]

how do you know?

if the avraamic religions are correct, you're getting straight to the boiling pot for such a vain death

eternity of pain!

do you really wanna risk it, bullshit it is or not?

[real tinsel]

wait why

so if i get my head cut off they send me straight to hell?

[placid sail]

well, it sounds a lot like a suicide

which is a sin for sure for sure

[real tinsel]

suicide being a sin sounds retarded

[placid sail]

you can fabricate the notion that you're sacrificing your life for the greater good or whatever, but that sounds a lot like bullshit

plus big G in the skies is apparently omnipresent and stuff so yeah

[real tinsel]

let's say if i'm paraplegic and going through a lot other constant pain, however none of them are lethal so i'll live at least 10 years. My suicide/assisted suicide is the only morally correct option here

[placid sail]

not in avraamic religions, it is not~

[real tinsel]

that's just retarded

[placid sail]

pretty sure calling a religious dogma retarded is a sin too

[grizzled meadow]

khaaytil crack me up every time

"Well you know you can't because religion"
"that's just retarded"

[placid sail]

he's got a point I can give him that

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah it's true

inb4 JesusLover38 is angrily typing...

[placid sail]

oh that would take some fucking time

and a couple of bans or so

to tackle yet another religious dispute out of millions

[real tinsel]

a wall of incoherent texts with almost no punctuations

[placid sail]

at the end it's just shouting about how God hates you because you're retarded probably

never ends well

[real tinsel]

religion should be something that helps you become a better person and be connected to yourself/others/nature and shit

[placid sail]

well, seldom it does, but still

o hahaha

[real tinsel]

fanatics have turned it into another fanboy fandom

[placid sail]

wait, can we even go further in that?

because oh haha I can

but that's probably a nono, same as politics

[real tinsel]

it is a thin ice but we can find a workaround

[scenic sable]

#📄rules #1

[placid sail]

lmao

[scenic sable]

[placid sail]

seeing aldo type right after that phrase was fucking hillarious

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

[scenic sable]

Even though I agree with your line of thinking.

[real tinsel]

no insults to people or stuff like this too?

[placid sail]

don't push it, baldie. let's not make our hosts upset

religion and politics are always bad topic

[real tinsel]

how about we insult it in a way that they can't understand?

[real tinsel]

fuck you i'm not baldie

wait i forgot

i am

[placid sail]

you said it yourself that you're bald!

[real tinsel]

yes

[placid sail]

you fucking lunatic

don't you have mirrors in your house

[real tinsel]

it takes time getting used to it since i've had long hair for years

[plucky void]

enough of that, have a kirby

[placid sail]

like, pass a palm above your scalp, dude!

poyo

[real tinsel]

man my head gets oily like 2-3 hours after washing it

i hate touching my head

my whole body is constantly producing oil

[placid sail]

it gets oily because it's supposed to

[real tinsel]

not this oily

i clean my headset before showering, i shower, i put on my headset, 2 hours later my headset is oily all over

there's a giant oil puddle where it touches my head

[placid sail]

if it gets too oily, you're probably having bodily functions imbalances, which is pretty plausible since you eat small chunks of wall once every three days and drink pure caffeine instead of water

it is silly to expect your body to operate properly when you're saying to it YEAH FUCK YOU

[grizzled meadow]

@real tinsel what he said
Like Aldo I agree as well with your line of thinking but let's avoid the thing 👀

[real tinsel]

okay that actually explains a lot

[real tinsel]

well because fuck him

i'll start eating healthy food when it stops being a piece of shit

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R8_wiv6Z60

[grizzled meadow]

Shit, I thought I sent this

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/skeptical-futurama-fry-hmmm-i-got-my-eyes-on-you-gif-17101711

khaaytil...

[real tinsel]

yes

no i'm not operating his account as well

[placid sail]

you multiaccing again?

[placid sail]

what a quick answer huh

like you were expecting me to ask that!

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahhahahahaahah

[placid sail]

how quaint!

[real tinsel]

like i'm in your walls or something

hahahaha

hahahahaha

[grizzled meadow]

It would be a nice plot twist

[real tinsel]

hahahahahaha

[placid sail]

we've had that song and dance here already

check the pins

[real tinsel]

bz11k check under your ceiling paint

[placid sail]

I am watching you, khaaytil

[scenic sable]

"Hey, you! You're finally awake!"

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45c5iBTCZwE

[real tinsel]

i love how he even reloaded the gun

[glad kelp]

HOURS be like:

[glad kelp]

Superman saves the world, qhy would he need to pay taxes

[glad kelp]

They forgot to add the "join duty"

[severe linden]

Time to make a salad.

[pastel quartz]

https://youtu.be/Xf32ggObtjM

[mortal dirge]

american

[stone blade]

i accidentally joined screenshots

also#╟❓general-offtopic

strange place that one

[terse python]

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME INSTALLING THIS PLEASE IM COMPUTER DUMB LOL

[upbeat bobcat]

You came to the right place friend

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813254518749134868/983399916967719133/Fnv7562WDG-6b0Dp.mp4

Watch this, feel the enlightenment

You'll learn how to install EVERYTHING

[terse python]

troll

[upbeat bobcat]

Shelby?

[upbeat bobcat]

Bro you literally asked help in the #🎪bruh-fart channel, what would you expect

[heady crow]

Thomas shelby

[upbeat bobcat]

Go #old-only-installer-support

[upbeat bobcat]

ooo aight got it

[heady crow]

Wheres the "read #old-how-to " gif?

[upbeat bobcat]

I never seen that one lmao

We gotta install them to tenor

[stone blade]

hi

yes

[real tinsel]

this walter white guy seems like a nice fella

hope to get a beer with him some time

[real tinsel]

hello ivan

[stone blade]

Hi khatil❤️

my beloved

how are you idiots

💗

[real tinsel]

yes

[real tinsel]

st

one of my cats like 5 years ago used to eat those weird little slimy snake thingies

i forgot what they're called

she'd always come back with her mouth covered in that snake thingy's slimes

[stone blade]

MEOW MEOW

[eager quest]

dog

[clear prism]

Censoring ruined it for me

[upbeat bobcat]

yeah welp

[stone blade]

wow

this is some advanced humor

[upbeat bobcat]

Like advanced level Facebook humor

[stone blade]

yeah

[upbeat bobcat]

#╭📖faq message

Falco's name revealed.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/983584889934848050/VID_20211220_125409.mp4

[stone blade]

true true i agree with your statement

[real tinsel]

oh shit

[stone blade]

Nice name

what a nice italian gentlemen

[upbeat bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/983584921073381386/cat-kitty.mp4

[stone blade]

he tried

[upbeat bobcat]

When you try to hide your chonky ass in Tarkov like a rat you are amiright

[real tinsel]

don't bully ivan

[stone blade]

I'm not fat omg

how could you say that

now im sad

[upbeat bobcat]

Bro I'm not bullying anyone here, I'm only saying because dudes in Tarkov are chonky

[heady crow]

^

[upbeat bobcat]

Especially Ivan, bruh you are the less chonky person here wtf

You could do stickbug dance and get away with it

[stone blade]

yes

thank you

[real tinsel]

did you just assume their weight?

[stone blade]

he did

and he did it correctly

[upbeat bobcat]

not like we've never seen Ivan before

Early dude reveal, he'll be here also tomorrow

[stone blade]

hi dude

what a nice dude

[upbeat bobcat]

dood

[stone blade]

DOO!!

@upbeat bobcat @upbeat bobcat @upbeat bobcat

💗 💗 🤝 🤝

[upbeat bobcat]

[stone blade]

uhh yes

ingram?

proktor ingram from fallout?

insane

[upbeat bobcat]

Noe

Major Ingram from COD 1

[stone blade]

sadge

MAJOR

[upbeat bobcat]

Ğ

[stone blade]

magor?

hmmm

[stone blade]

simple

[grizzled meadow]

[upbeat bobcat]

Falco did you see my post exposing your name

[grizzled meadow]

I'm on the phone right now and it lead me to #╭📖faq, so no I haven't seen it yet

[real tinsel]

you should've just said something including his name so that he'd think you're in his walls or something

like "hey Alvaro, nice ass"

i can't now because you already showed him the screenshot

[real tinsel]

nice ass Alvaro

[upbeat bobcat]

Stop speaking to yourself Kha

[real tinsel]

is that supposed to sound like something i already don't do every day?

[upbeat bobcat]

yes

you are writing it

Not like an inner voice nor speaking out loud but writing

[real tinsel]

haha fuck you i'm not that insane

[upbeat bobcat]

That's fake

Tualet haradad0r

Fun fact is that we could just speak our languages and understand each other for the most part with Kha

[real tinsel]

same with uzbeks or turkmenistan people

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't know about their languages

[real tinsel]

it's like we all took this weirdass language and implemented it in our own, even weirder ways

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

actual turkish speaking people sound really weird

[real tinsel]

and when azeris try to speak in turkish it sounds soo cringy i want to erase my ears

[upbeat bobcat]

Actual Turkish doesn't have any accent

[real tinsel]

waltarus

[real tinsel]

yeah and they sound weird

like a robot speaking

[upbeat bobcat]

It's actually pretty useful tho

[stone blade]

Ok but what is wrong with people in league

[real tinsel]

they play league

[upbeat bobcat]

Allows us to speak many languages without much issues

[stone blade]

the game is 5 to 23 kills and theyre like

No i wont surrender

we win this

??????????

are you mentally challenged

[upbeat bobcat]

They aren't a sub like you

[real tinsel]

what's a sub

[stone blade]

I am not a sub its just

surrender so we get the fk out

[real tinsel]

ivan never has sex

[stone blade]

nobody wants to play a game thats lost from the first 5 minutes

[upbeat bobcat]

[stone blade]

its just retarded

[upbeat bobcat]

That's actually called griefing ivan

[real tinsel]

uh no

[real tinsel]

i usually don't surrender in games either because i play for the fun

[stone blade]

OK BUT ITS NOT FUN

TO CONSTANTLY DIE

[real tinsel]

it is for me

[heady crow]

Post op.gg so i can see how fucked the game actually was

[upbeat bobcat]

That actually the part for me as well but beside the point, matches turn around pretty easily

But people like Ivan killing the whole mood so everyone starts annoyed

[heady crow]

I mean in whatever dog water elo ivan is playing in anything can happen

[upbeat bobcat]

And fighting

[real tinsel]

fuck you ivan

[stone blade]

.....

[heady crow]

Yeah fuck you

[stone blade]

fuck all of you aswell

[upbeat bobcat]

Same happens in aram too

[real tinsel]

go eat a mouse stinky

[upbeat bobcat]

Dies in first wave

FF

[glad kelp]

For me it is

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/dNw4PwVYzSs

[upbeat bobcat]

See? Crystal is a sub

[glad kelp]

Hush -w-

[real tinsel]

i'm a both

[glad kelp]

I'm a switch

[upbeat bobcat]

Nice to meet you Nintendo

Nice console

[real tinsel]

absolutely based

fuck all these subs and doms

[glad kelp]

[upbeat bobcat]

Actually disgusting console but eh

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/x3VLxrTOvLM now go listen to hardstyle and absolutely spaceglide on those cancer low dog players you play against ivan

[upbeat bobcat]

So underpowered for its price

[glad kelp]

Ikr

[heady crow]

Get a lulu or yuumi egirl to sit on you

[upbeat bobcat]

Blurry TAA/low resolution games all over the place

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruh, memes should be on psychology tests for real

[glad kelp]

Ngl fr

But some people need to just

Cope.

[heady crow]

Like fr fr its like i KNOW what you mean mayo man

[real tinsel]

man i waited so long for my therapist to do the rorschach test but she never did it

[upbeat bobcat]

Imagine your psychologist make you listen to Ram Ranch and ask about how you feel

What it reminds you

[glad kelp]

I know what chu mean ram

[real tinsel]

man, nothing i think

[upbeat bobcat]

18 naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked!
18 naked cowboys wanting to be fucked!
Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch!
On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks!
Ram Ranch really rocks!
Hot, hard, buff cowboys, their cocks throbbing hard!
18 more wild cowboys out in the yard!
Big, bulging cocks ever so hard!
Orgy in the showers at Ram Ranch!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks ramming cowboy butt!
Like a breed of ram wanting to rut!
Big, hard, throbbing cocks getting sucked real deep!
Cowboys even getting fucked in their sleep!
Ram Ranch ... it ROCKS!
Cowboys love big hard throbbing cocks!

[real tinsel]

even when someone hugs me i feel nothing

[heady crow]

Reminds me of me and my friends making a mixtape last summer at my cottage and putting ram ranch as the first song. That cd still plays on repeat in my friends car

[glad kelp]

Wtf 0-0

[upbeat bobcat]

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/MADvxFXWvwE

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/2TRIWkJpFbw

For some reason the clean version is more fucked

[upbeat bobcat]

skdjgsoı have to listen to this

Yeah, clean version has more kinks

[real tinsel]

man that sounds disturbing

[upbeat bobcat]

And it misses the "cowboy" context

[heady crow]

[upbeat bobcat]

wtf is friends

[heady crow]

Ikr

The clean version sounds way more sexually charged than the original

[upbeat bobcat]

That's just sad

[upbeat bobcat]

Bruno irl

[placid sail]

that shit is outdated as fuck and not really that insightful

only good use is for movies to make a great scene "aha, I see. you enjoy sucking cocks"

and let's be honest, we don't need a rorschach test to figure it out for you, khaaytil

[placid sail]

I've recently meet a really affectionate and tactile girl who would often hug me, say nice things to me etc (RESPECTFULLY as a friend, which I'm fine with)

and most of the time my reaction was "ok? I guess this is nice?"

couldn't react back or enjoy it almost at all

that made me upset a bit

used to be not like this

https://youtu.be/BQ4c54rCJ_k

[real tinsel]

wait why

what did you figure out

[placid sail]

that you like cocks

[real tinsel]

well for me it was always like that

only exception being my last ex

even with my first ex i didn't feel much when she hugged me

[placid sail]

that's kind of a good sign?

[real tinsel]

like with everyone else when they hug me it's like hugging a very cold stone

[placid sail]

that you did warm up to someone

[real tinsel]

yeah, in a way

[placid sail]

now the trick is to find a decent person who won't abuse you, and you're golden

easier said than done, right?

ah don't worry bud, one day you'll find somebody

[real tinsel]

to be honest that's the least of my concerns

[placid sail]

https://images-ext-2.discordapp.net/external/cR07izZ9fgiBeBg-QvPuNQp10OmhfKs3Py-bLNRYgB8/https/loginportal.funnyjunk.com/pictures/Rapid%2Bcat_77a4b5_9623838.jpg?width=221&height=587

[stone blade]

cant carry any harder

the rengar was fucking plat 4

imaginedude

[stone blade]

tarkov chads be like "PLRENTY MORE WHER THAT CAME FROM"

"seriously i carry a lot of ammo"

[sour gate]

When I’m in wild territory and a tool stash appears in darkscape.

[stone blade]

yes

it is

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-you-should-kill-yourself-now-gif-23487049

[real tinsel]

i have at least 30 stashes in the south that i've never even checked

they're all too far away and i'm not gonna travel for stuff i already have

expert kits don't spawn in the south anyway so they're worthless

[sour gate]

Well there’s a good tidbit of info

[real tinsel]

what info

@placid sail did you ever play gamma

[placid sail]

yes

[placid sail]

in a week I will have my hot water turned off

@real tinsel can I come to your place to shower

[real tinsel]

my hot water is your hot water

[real tinsel]

why

have you been evading your hot water taxes again?

[placid sail]

what do you mean "why"?

don't you have the same procedure too?

[grizzled meadow]

No btw that's not me

[real tinsel]

are they sending your entire country back to the dark ages?

[placid sail]

this happens every summer to everyone who doesn't have their own boiler

10 days of agonisingly cold showers

[real tinsel]

cutting off bank accounts and preventing you from accessing your favorite onlyfans accounts is one thing but cutting all your hot water is just way over the board

[placid sail]

it's for maintenance purposes

[real tinsel]

at least they should be warmer since it's summer

[placid sail]

I wouldn't be surprised actually if that's only our thing and it's not even needed to maintain the system at all, just to fuck people up for a week for no reason

[placid sail]

no they're fucking not 🙂

[real tinsel]

do they cut off gas in general or only hot water

[placid sail]

hot water

[real tinsel]

huh

at least with us it's gas so it kinda makes sense

they were switching our thin ass tubes for gaping gigantic hole of a tubes

[placid sail]

I usually take 1-2 showers while screaming in pain, and then I quickly look for some friend to invade who has a hot water

[real tinsel]

they're now the size of a glory hole

[placid sail]

...why?

did they put those big ass pipes right in your house? or they were replacing the outside ones?

[real tinsel]

"ah it's that hobo again, act like we don't know he came for our hot water"

[real tinsel]

the whole neighborhood

even further than the whole neighborhood

they just decided that we need bigger gas pipes

[placid sail]

ah, the outside piping

[real tinsel]

and like 3 times the size bigger

[real tinsel]

fourth one is literally just a hobo costume

they took it from that 2013 video where the kid closes his ears with his hands and says "lalalalala" in a rhythmic way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O1_3zBUKM8

[placid sail]

fashion is centuries old ruse to fool pretentious people into spending shitton of money for clothes equivalent of shitposting

[grizzled meadow]

@glad kelp

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[placid sail]

women.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

☕.png

[topaz cobalt]

i like this

[stone blade]

OK BUT

nvm

[stone blade]

me

:D

gut a monin

[heady crow]

me asf sending gm messages to groupchats

[plucky void]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS2KSv71VVA

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow

[grizzled meadow]

Perrrkele

👍

[heady crow]

oi vittu!

👍

[stone blade]

COCA COLA ESPUMA

also

hard engage supports in league are OP

fuck enchanters

[real tinsel]

i prefer a companion who won't yell every 10 seconds

she sounds like an overly-enthusiastic intern

[plucky void]

pov: you need therapy

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/889556069502832665/983754721519079445/redditsave.com_who_are_safer_drivers-gk295xiju2491-480.mp4

[stone blade]

bro

like wtf man

[sour gate]

Games become highly elitist. Not like first release

[plucky void]

https://www.pcgamer.com/doom-coreboot-coredoom/

[heady crow]

Since when is ad twitch better than ap

[stone blade]

it isn't but I like it more

[heady crow]

And you complain about losing

[stone blade]

i play whatever i want

shut it

[sudden elm]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/715210972792487997/983784794540355675/8mb_wwowo.mp4

[plucky void]

the fuck

is this stalker or gmod

[glad kelp]

Stalker gmod ehen

[heady crow]

accept that you are gonna lose games then

[grizzled meadow]

Finally Discord version

[grizzled meadow]

Ahahahahah

Even the answer

[heady crow]

only the finest mp4:s for you falco

[stone blade]

Fuck you

italian man

(jk falco i love you)

[stone blade]

LONELY AS A MAN WITHOUT LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

ok

i go out

with friends

bye people

[grizzled meadow]

Okay, IVAN!!!

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck you [...] man

(i don't remember where is from)

[heady crow]

riddle me this falco, he is both slavic and asian and yet is from the balkans

[grizzled meadow]

Clearly Ivan

[heady crow]

yes

aka bulgarian

[placid sail]

brainfart, it's time to watch kurzgesagt

it is not optional

[sudden elm]

https://tenor.com/view/halpy-but-ugh-dizzy-cat-gif-19222921

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/75d_29QWELk

I love this channel

[heady crow]

id rather watch half naked men lifting weights to make my life better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iIueDHEECE

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/why-not-both-por-que-no-los-dos-yey-gif-15089379

[stone blade]

Bulgaria

[heady crow]

yeah got a bulge from looking at men

[grizzled meadow]

Normie for having JoJo and Berserk

[placid sail]

yes, yes, why would you be in a brainfart otherwise

[heady crow]

[stone blade]

I AM NOT GAY

stop!!!

[placid sail]

sure buddy 😏

[heady crow]

dont forget the forearm tattoos

[grizzled meadow]

Jesus

That's worse

[placid sail]

you don't like balls?

[heady crow]

i dont really care about his tattoos, respectable for having the jojo and berserk tattoos on his back tho

[grizzled meadow]

"balls"

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyoz-EX4zdM

the guy is a miracle tho

[grizzled meadow]

Absolutely but still normie

[heady crow]

[plucky void]

jojo star and berserk sacrifice brand

[heady crow]

"who are you so wise in the ways of anime elitism"

https://tenor.com/view/science-wise-monty-python-who-are-you-gif-13606581

[plucky void]

the most basic weeb tats

[grizzled meadow]

And I like them both

[stone blade]

Me when i put the spoon in the trash and the wrap in the fridge

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow also not sure if ive sent this one yet but here you go

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow Remind me if you are Finnish or Swedish

[plucky void]

perkele

[heady crow]

finland

[grizzled meadow]

katso merta

[heady crow]

:DDDDD

[grizzled meadow]

It should mean something like "look at the sea", right?

[heady crow]

ye correct

[grizzled meadow]

Okay

Now comes the funni

In italian, the literal pronunciation of those two words, it's literally: cazzo merda (use Google Translate to hear the italian pronunciation)
That it can be translated in: "dick shit"

[stone blade]

hehe dick shit

This ia my will to live

shattered

[grizzled meadow]

Bruno is not responding, only you...

[stone blade]

yes

[heady crow]

would have helped me on my italian course

[polar urchin]

Oh just like "look at the socks" in finnish sounds quite weird in italian lol
And "roasted nuts" in hungarian too...

Anyway guys, I haven't seen updates in 48 hours. Is this modpack abandoned?

[grizzled meadow]

katso sukkia = dick suck

Well then

[polar urchin]

Yup, but "noci tostate" in hungarian is even worst here in Italy lol

[grizzled meadow]

Ma quindi ho trovato un altro fratello italiano o sto capendo male io?

[grizzled meadow]

Grok taking a break, I guess, finally

[polar urchin]

Oh che piacere, buonasera anche a te ❤️

[grizzled meadow]

Bellissimo... ahahahahahah
Con te sono tipo a quattro italiani trovati qui sul server

E le noci tostate non posso chiaramente dire che sembra in italiano

Lì ho capito subito che sei italiano anche tu

[mortal dirge]

dead modpack, cringe

[stone blade]

Син да ти се роди
зет да ти доведе

means
hope you get a son
and that son to bring you a husband

xd

[heady crow]

aww

didnt know bulgarians were so progressive

[stone blade]

lol

https://tenor.com/view/alo-phona-monky-ape-business-gif-20740522

[plucky void]

alyoo

[glad kelp]

Cum is there alot in latin

Check my bio and get it into an translator

[grizzled meadow]

Dollar store Tyler1

[heady crow]

idk

i enjoy doaenel more compared to t1s stream

if it werent for his old variety stuff

he has a different flavour than t1

[mortal dirge]

it's actually aldourien stream cam

[plucky void]

that's not how the redditor+discord mod combo tends to look like

[grizzled meadow]

How do I, aldourien, or okay_cat approach the stereotype of the discord moderator? Serious question
We are pretty much everything but that

[grizzled meadow]

My butt catches fire when I read shit like that, sorry

[plucky void]

I think if anyone says that unironically to any of you, they'd need to check what the stereotype really is like

[grizzled meadow]

Thank you, I really appreciate it, seriously

[glad kelp]

Scamdemic :3

[plucky void]

ooo we got a new leitinho

[glad kelp]

Just don't

And mute him instantly

[grizzled meadow]

You mean the video?

I'm trying to understand if it's political

I'd like some context

The only things I can clearly deduce from it:

• Irish angry with British people
• Covid fake
• Something about 800 years about something

I mean the Covid thing it's already political enough