#🎪bruh-fart
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Grok should try to add this xD
Dedicated to @pastel quartz about what happened in #╓☢stalker-chat

we do be gaming though
What the hell is that 
you fell into my Trap
minecraft gaming
the, i know you'll do it and then actually do it trap
while being told he'll do it

You're still unmuted
I don't see the actual ruse you're talking about
What exactly you didn't do?
ah, ok. So, i had the pretext of saying you'd mute someone for posting it twice and calling it twice which you replied with: Don't test me, in which i said don't worry i won't because i know you'll mute me and then you said i'd be welcome to the first on that list in which i replied no because i know you'll do it

You actually fell for my ruse
Because I don't mute anyone
Instead I try to talk with everyone about the mistake they made, in order to not make it again
Because in that case I'll need to use my power
or just say something like, don't post memes in stalker general instead of calling it spam because if that is spam then what is actually spam 
And that will be an embarrassing moment for me because I don't know how the bot works, which helps my not being able to be a moderator, since I'm a man of the people and in the first place
In all seriousness now
I'm tired of repeating the same lines
We have #📄rules as well
People don't and won't read
yea that's why we have you
Apparently the only way to make people stop doing things is by saying fearful things like "I'll mute you"
your chromosomes. give them now.
You have me because I'm built this way, differently
But (again being serious) I'm really tired of repeating the same two lines, like in #old-suggest
I REALLY don't want to mute/warn people but I'm getting there
I can repeat the same thing 100 times but I don't see changes, that's the thing
just don't be like Aldourien and mute me because i replied to him with a fucking Bateman gif in #🎪bruh-fart
Favorite gif of all time, love Tyler1
like really lmao
Aldourien is a little bit excessive, I know that
I try to talk things out
And I seriously don't know how the bot works
Ald sees horny, Ald bans
But like I said the whole server is pushing me to be an asshole, the very thing I'm not
And my actions speak for themselves
Having so many channels is a blessing and a curse (like it says in the book)
That's why we look like the internet police
Because we actually have a channel for every fucking thing
A meme COHERENT to the discussion in #╓☢stalker-chat IT'S OKAY
A meme, a pic, a gif, they're okay
If you send that stupid shit about that dude sucking on a doorknob
It's not COHERENT
falco checking only #🎪bruh-fart so the other mods keep their sanity
fight fight
Look in the user list, do you see okay_cat? That's right
Mate, this is apparently where the real banter is at, never knew lmao
cmon fight
nah i dont since all mods are offline, including you 
However next time I'll see memes in general I'll mute someone because I'm well over the limit
Because we need a vacation 
Maybe we need more mods, that are regularly active
(Besides you Falco, Cat and Ald) More Manpower and all
I'm here because I'm always here
falco lurking in #🎪bruh-fart even during his off time
I thought about that as well
Always
AAA for mod
You're lucky you're still here 
i'm an expert in memes
Falco is the real MVP o7
feel like im lucky too
wow ok
i dont think aldo likes me very much
doubt it, he hasn't muted you yet for a reply to what he said
bruno is a main bateman poster 
i mean ive been muted twice by him
that's how you know it's personal when you can't even reply to the dude without getting muted
😂
you just posted that shit at the very wrong moment
intense mod gaming
perhaps, but in this channel when can you tell the right time to post bateman
or not
???
nah, it was more like hearing a person rant I FUCKING HATE STRAWBERRIES and posting a picture of a strawberry the very next moment, my dude
i kinda do tho
It's just the way he's built: different
That's your problem then
If a person told you "don't do that thing it annoys me" and you continue to do it, it's your problem
yeah man, read the room
but ye no reason to really seethe about these things especially when aldo isnt even here
ah yes, i wonder what people will do if i randomly mute them for a bateman gif
Basically^
Are you seriously that dense?
no because i wouldn't care if it was me
I told you what the problem is, bz11k as well
I don't care if you hold a grudge against the man, I'm just trying to let you know the actual problem and why you were muted
an argument "that is not something I would do" is a poor one, it implies that every person in the world is the same as you are, which is certainly not the case
??? i'm just putting it out here on the line of conversation
And like I said yes it was exaggerated but you basically asked for it
I didnt say Aldo holds them, I meant that C.C. has one. 
lmao i didn't care enough to talk about it then, it just came up now
I know, I'm just letting everybody know that Aldo doesn't even care, he just care about his """job""", nothing else
Fair, that is very true, from what I have seen 
3 dudes in here are telling you the contrary
Nope, I was just pointing out the obvious. Not going on a bandwagon my guy
Aldo: don't do that
C.C.: do the thing
Aldo: mute C.C.
C.C.: AH YES THE GREAT BANDWAGON AGAINST INDIVIDUALS, MY FAVORITE MUSIC BAND 
just leave it now Falco. you've made the best explanation you could give, understanding it or not is up for the person
Can't help but try to help everyone, even when it's a lost cause
it's almost like aldo has something personal against bateman
dude really had to get his point across
Aldo has something personal against people who fail to follow a simple thing like "don't do that"
That's the entire thing
Dude, stop it already jesus 
But if you want to believe that he have something against you, be my guest
Discord drama let’s goooooo

You are obviously playing the dumb man and are purposefully deflecting from the thing we are actually talking about
We're telling you that you're holding grudges for nothing
That way of talk get people banned
Too bad he found me
I love how the argument is in brainfart of all places
and i'm telling you i'm not holding a grudge because this entire conversation was made up way after the fact he muted me and at that point in time i literally didn't care, infact i thought it's funny but now that you're kinda putting me on the spot here i can't help but deflect
Did you make that gif yourself? It's glorious! 
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@silk oracle @placid sail
Are we actually doing that now?
He's carrying his entire thing on the fact Aldo muted him
But all of the sudden "NOOO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUTS ME IN THE SPOT!!!"
i'm over it personally

Welll, maybe a bit, but only after C.C. got pissed and started off the rant 
I'm not participating anymore, it's not productive, but discussing a point without getting a mutual understanding does tend to antagonise people, hence I'm withdrawing
Good point
Well made
The more I read back, it's kinda true, we were too rough on C.C., he just tried to make a joke and didn't mean anything by it. The point of the discussion still stands, and you are still dense as hell @pastel quartz, but I am sorry if I antagonized you there, it wasn't my intention 
@pastel quartz take my apologise as well
Now that you know our positions about specifics things and, especially, how we react to them, please, next time don't come at me with that "he'll mute me because X" bullshit, I'm ironic and playful 99% of the time I'm in here, even when I moderate in "general" channels, I don't like and don't want to mute, kick or ban people, I do that only if it's really necessary, as you can see I try to talk with people first
With that being said, the argument is over for me and I'll repost my video because it's fitting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k409TQkW4Zk
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it's G. Like i said i'm over it
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Heavy Rain
is that a yeti
@real tinsel I'm sorry...
big foot small dick
And probably no butthole
cause this guy feeds off of radiation
OOOH
Pseudogianr got no dick, no balls, and prob no butthole cuz this guy feeds in radiation
pseudussy
Goofy ahh cat
i mean i dont even know what efp stands for or what it is but from what ive heard of the playerbase this doesent suprise me
Escape From Pripyat
Ahahahahahah
that 'ah' was rather saddened
exclusively femboy party
You love for my editing game as well
efp players when you tell them to just go play escape from tarkov
No way bro, how 
we'll make our own escape from pussy don't worry 
We shittalk have educated discussions about that daily lmao
man i dont even play stalker but i still shitpost here
same
wait what
what
I know, that's why I edited my message 
i mean ive played the original trilogy a few times through and got a good amount on base anomaly with my own selected mods
but havent actually played stalker in a long ass time
do need to install gamma someday
wait, you didn't try gamma at all?
was boutta say
over here without the newjoin tag and not on gamma yet?
Brüno out here just joining Discord Channels for the community
fr
based
idk i just saw that we had a tarkov channel here and decided that this is it
I'm just here for bateman posting, ain't playing no stalker shit dawg
not sure if ive posted this one yet
inb4 you're obliged to provide a screenshot of playing gamma with a timestamp weekly to stay on the server
ive been looking for it for a while now
i got Bruno covered with fresh footage if that day should ever come so he can stay @placid sail
damn that's tight
damn
damn that's kinky
it do be like that
C.C I got more questionable stuff than that in my gifs
do it in dms you animals
Nah Ima send it here
What the hell happened here
War.
as usual
Me right now reading your message and looking at what C.C. posted
saw a linux meme up there somewhere
I love it when my entire state specifically Hawaii and Florida, Miami gets wiped out by a nuclear warhead
holy shit gaijin just gave me 100 GE
And a dude in a rooster mask comforts me
The Snail???
what can I buy with it? NOTHING 
You can buy a bush for your tank.
Maybe 2 more years of opening the daily container will get me another 100 GE
A singular bush, unless they bumped up the price.
Knowing Gaijin they probably cost 500GE now.
probably
Back in my day, you could cover your tank in Bushes for just 200GE.
you know that luck you just had could've been the 1m credit pot
but instead you got ge
which requires the same amount of rng
I'm good with SLs for the moment
got 2.5mil
I'd Hella take 1mil SL.
I mostly play low BR so it's easy to bank them lions
doesn't matter much if I know all the good hidey-holes if my shots don't kill
they'll see where I am, learn the hidey hole and kill me
Is a terrible game
I'm actually helping the newbies!
I've been looking for a VPN which accepts payment from Russia and guess what, fuuuuuuuck you spidermaaaan
renegade City download now
sometimes it can be the shittiest game
when i wish it was world of tanks where i cant 100% get shot most of the time
i only like planes on war thunder
Everyone in da discussions saying how downhill War Thunder's economy went
Like the game is fun
And I like it
this is mainly why I don't go to higher BRs
I stick to 4.0
plane
But Sweden's gud shit is high br
I tried playing planes but I'm just absoluetly awful at them
ill stop at 6.0 on my french lineup tbh
im not
everything above is boring
i get 10 kill with ww1 plane against early ww2 planes
maybe one day I'll reinstall
i will tolerate this
i will not tolerate leitinho tolerating this
Why have women when men are better 
PULL THE TRIGGER
that's not very tolerating of you
i cannot believe it
See posts, photos and more on Facebook.
i won't log in or sign up to view
fuck you falco
and fuck facebook
i love facebook!!
they can suck my public balls
stalker punching stalker movie
Your balls are public?
I’ll keep this in mind
:)
yes
yes he shows his balls
he walks without pants
on public
but he covers dick
Someone grab his balls!
i keep them hairy for maximum texture
but not the balls
Testicular tortion; go!
Two gods meet
yes otherwise they censor me with black bar
i would poop together
Man, you guys need the Wish Granted in your lives.
On second thought... Maybe not a great idea.
my wish is to have someone suck my hairy balls
i only nerd vodka
and sidovirich
sidobirch
sido
specifically a man
You got it.
khaaytil getting his store robbed
jumpscare
it took them too long. I'd just straight dive into their mouth
believe a ble
how write
believeable
believable
believe-able
believe-a-ble
okay that's way above my line
gah dam
slightly
nah man my line gets drawn before cheating
white woman
and, like, in a line of fuckedupness, that thing definitely goes way beyond cheating
true
so it's way beyond my line
Gotta love 8bit CalebCity
What in the actual fuck
is this what videogames are teaching kids nowadays
sidorovich t pose
that's not a T shape

A-pose when a beta tries asserting dominance
i will Mário 64 idle pose you (clip your limbs inside you)
Not the remnant again >~>
would you prefer the caco
Tbh ye kinda
wtf is morbius
true i heard the Sony building burnt
khaaytil the contrarian
thats the joke
yes you have
no
you heard of it now
dreadful

judging by the power it is forced, I'm not sure
I turned on bahroo stream for a couple of minutes and the chat was nothing but morbing
on and on and on
it's amogus all over again
Did you know this DOG can teach you real life lessons?
#eldenring
#eldenringmirielpastorofvows
#eldenringdog
this is interesting because when the game was still fairly new i killed the shit out of this turtle
this must be new
Walter White woman scream hahha
if i ever get control of a car

pikapikapika desu ka?

man this video is old
But gold
I love this guy
I laughed so hard at this
we love herbert
hey herbert :3
Revenant: you asked for it, buddy!
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#doom #shorts
poor cat
Morbin time
The track is this obscure remix of Intense | Only You - https://youtu.be/Kxhrq8MnMIM
(It took me a long time to find the song, so i'm reuploading for posterity.)
cat grew his ears back
and don’t forget vodka and cheap bear 
they see me morbin', they hatin'
i just recieved a ping saying "@-everyone i burned @coowner penis"
from an unkown server
dead flies drop
i do love kicks
nice argument unfortenatly i have killed every member of your family
i can fool you
i can tool you
Maybe he's inside of your walls Kha
i'm inside my walls
And
truse
How's the temperature inside your walls?
high
wall
they see me morbin'
its morbin time
poosuckers be like: its time for morbin transforms into morbius
this man morbs
he's morbin'
i wish they added a morbing chat
morber
im going to play Morbius: Morbius Sky
morb it up
i will morb someone up
do you morb me?
i'll morb you
thank you morbius
morbius, morphius
i would morb you so much...
gorgeus
i'll morb you hard
i love getting morbed

hello non morber

the tool of a morber
where da bolt go??? (my pc cant screenshot for some reason)
yoooo
it's only because he is morbius
mowbius
Where? 
If you mean the last video posted above you, that song is french
yea but isnt mayoringram from italy
Bruh
Have you ever seen me 🤌

The absolute unit
Only admited feel: envy for hair and beard
yeah I've been growing that hair for almost 10 years now
Wow
And ofc I've cut it from time to time, otherwise it would be a mess
Yes,yes she does
Going to be honest with you, this has been in my files since the first week of Monster Hunter Stories 2, I just never uploaded it, until now I guess...
Dude this had me wheezing jesus

"do it for the voices"
me:
so true
so true...
That means I can just join in a server and kill almost everyone, great.
kids buy an arma game just to get in and complain about how they can't find where they are on map
Haha Chernogorsk moment
Bro i just clapped a fly on my table 
Ez clap
ez kill
"Fastest hand in the west"

Again?
You're lucky I didn't kick this one out since you were using the other one
Yeeee it's fine i'll find a way back in thwre
Bingchilling
its was me
i unsuicided
No
Bad taste
why did you react with salt implying i'm salty
Because that gif it's the salt itself in gif format
ok just forget about it
Also 90% I joke around here, you answering like that is being salty (for a gif)
Maybe you need to calm down

I'm not carrying on the thing, I'm defending myself (and concluding the conversation) since you implied that I like to start fights
If you don't want the thing to go on, you shut up 

watch this
beautiful
ill do something
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use this
where do i put that
game may sometimes freeze if you try to spawn with your weapon
most of the times its bc it dosent have a magazine
or ammo
makes sense makes sense
amazing
my pc doesnt screenshot
or control c/v anymore
amazing
@grizzled meadow
Too bad it's a game for PS3, only for Japan people too
nooo I don't want to go to brazil
anyone want to see my full auto glock with a mosin barrel that shoots dragon breath shells?
dont care about answers
cat breakdance
I think personally, it looks hella nice
Also how i got so much money? Gold bars 
I used to have 1200$
i respect the 800x600 monitor
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Yes

true
Made me listen to Livgardet to remind me of my true allegiance
And how is Apu of the mushroom forrest doing today?
MushrIvan Forrovski
yes
he's doing nice fren
da

We're losing ivan inch by inch every day
guys im playing eft in fucking minecraft
Oooh
Nice
How do you do that
i dont know

i was made for mug

0 health
its because he is a lich
atomic amnesia?
Ignore the second thing i sent-
Pepi and Oscar, what a duo
i just downloaded the game + gamma modpack
what's the first thing i should aim for? i'm a big noob at stalker
have never played any of the franchise games before
why are you asking in #🎪bruh-fart 

or 
Pffft-
lmao sorry
yall high on ambien here?
This is brainfart brother
You can take t quite literal with that name
brainfart aka (the memes/shitposts/jokes channel)
you dont ask serious questions in a shitposts channel...
Do i look good?
That self emote
Oh shit
Repost but very gold
TELL ME BRUCE, WHERE IS MY TESLA?!?
Also this
I imagine this on osu....
Me when I catch people posting in wrong channels
none of your business
No life nerd
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Who's never got pussy before in his entire life
im not sure if the pussy is even real
i am
Close one
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top 10 anime betrayals
sorry i don't Italian
Soon you will if you don't my dm
Best meme wave that one about forklifts
the falco and ivan arc
Yes
thats so true tho
im going to morb
here
enjoy
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after reading a recent message in #╓☢stalker-chat 
Aww I was hoping for it to be the heroes of might & magic version
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qV7AOAjp0oo
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The only one I didn't get it it's the shrimp one
Thank you 
STOP THAT dick BLADE
Wonder what his last name is

johnson
you won't if you're already insane

OKAY BUT
Crit vayne with navori
quickblades
wait
does it even work?
nope
not needed
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