🎪bruh-fart

[devout patio]

Ill shit in your toilet and not flush

[gloomy roost]

@ Falco 🗡️

[devout patio]

🔫🔫

[pastel quartz]

californian white male

[devout patio]

It literally says colorado

[real tinsel]

if it can perfectly rebuild you, then i don't think it matters if it's the "original" you or not. After all you are just a bundle of atoms

[devout patio]

I am a bundle of meth

[pastel quartz]

born in california

[devout patio]

Get it right, RACIST!

[real tinsel]

you are a bundle of every drug that's sold in america

[devout patio]

False

Only meth

[real tinsel]

fuck

[pastel quartz]

and piss

[devout patio]

My steam is a cat girl

[pastel quartz]

meth girl*

[gloomy roost]

A yes

When steam animated profiles came out

[devout patio]

https://steamcommunity.com/id/LinuSMetHTipz/

[pastel quartz]

i will add you

[devout patio]

I will eat your dog ( i am asian and hungry)

[pastel quartz]

raci

sent

[gloomy roost]

I hope you like hairless Chinese

[devout patio]

I deep fry it all

Hair, no hair

You aint from Mississippi unless youve had fried horse pussy

[gloomy roost]

Falco expecting me to read #╭📖faq on my phone

Smh

[grizzled meadow]

Literally the fourth thing when you open them

You have no excuses

[gloomy roost]

I just went through it

Backup section

This will be on the test

Would be cool if discord had a uhhhh

[pastel quartz]

falco expecting me to read

[gloomy roost]

What's that thing in documents

Table of contents

[grizzled meadow]

The one with the blue screen for an interface? (cit.)

[devout patio]

I cant read

[pastel quartz]

same

[grizzled meadow]

Agree

[devout patio]

New melee weapon in stalker 2

[pastel quartz]

efp updated

[gloomy roost]

(Its a dlc)

[pastel quartz]

like those exclusive character stories from metro, the story is that its 3098 and the entire planet is inside the zone

[gloomy roost]

Future metro

[stone blade]

Tarkov players modding the shit out of their weapon only to die 5 minutes into the raid

[heady crow]

i dont like this picture

[gloomy roost]

ok uh

it's been 40 minutes and im still waiting for the power to go out

https://tenor.com/Yr9Y.gif

[pastel quartz]

why

[heady crow]

ah nvm it just seemed cursed to me

[gloomy roost]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/QchH2ZOuOszJr45uACciZA2RLWMXmP_3-BklURJ41oc/https/media.tenor.com/on1mjVGlxUgAAAPo/oh-the-misery-oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-to-be-my-enemy.mp4

Basically Ald in #old-feedback-suggestions

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/975738956899565568/video-output-FFA8D24E-2FEA-4D73-91D5-5F84B7845D0A.mov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/975528290905387078/0-2358446066364.mp4

^ Basically the (already killed) fracture that killed me on the stairs

[stone blade]

Nice

[gloomy roost]

Also am in league menu for mental torture

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/975284154738561084/Misery_Cat_GIFs.mp4

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/974941794183835648/we_didntstart_the_fire.mp4

[gloomy roost]

[upbeat bobcat]

Kha trying to get into walls (busted)

[heady crow]

businesslike

[heady crow]

footage of a foreign object invading falcos walls circa 2022 june colourised

[glad kelp]

How did you find me?

[stone ravine]

https://youtu.be/ZYepB5ppEWM

https://youtu.be/F8JEQr8gc4M

[heady crow]

ah they used campfire stalkers rendition of the song

thats nice

[grizzled meadow]

@eager quest there will be a next time but don't write that in #╓☢stalker-chat because you know, look at the channel name

[eager quest]

sounds about right

should have done it here

but im looking forward to it

cant wait to vc with the man himself

falco

[grizzled meadow]

Yeah don't worry, I've done a VC with other people as well

[heady crow]

and i can say everyone who has been in a vc with falco have had their hearts melted by his voice

[upbeat bobcat]

Not me

Are you the father I've been looking for all these years

[heady crow]

are you even human mayor

and if not then what? A cat?

[eager quest]

define

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-cat-umm-orange-cat-tabby-gif-23535875

[eager quest]

elaborte

[upbeat bobcat]

I meant as I've never been in VC with Falco

[heady crow]

oh yeah i think you joined after falco left a few days ago

well then

[heady crow]

he has a strong italian accent and is soft spoken in a way

[grizzled meadow]

Considering your being an ABSOLUTE unite, I think it's the other way around

[upbeat bobcat]

Ayo

I'm not THAT fat

[stone ravine]

chonky cat

[grizzled meadow]

It's not about being fat

It's about being a UNITE

Especially with that hair and beard

[heady crow]

^

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/evan-almighty-noahs-ark-white-hair-white-long-hair-hi-gif-3462972

[heady crow]

the fastest heart reaction yet

[grizzled meadow]

Bing chilling 🥶

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/974818878368673852/trim.116E9672-8F2A-4848-9962-A7724E7860FE.mov

[eager quest]

4k hours on it and not proud of it

[placid sail]

how did you measure that

[heady crow]

they added an hour counter after like season 10 in the stats tab

or season 9

thats the only accurate one

all the websites are gigascuffed

[placid sail]

oh shit really

well, not that interesting, since I've had about 5 different accounts lost in total, but still

[heady crow]

all banned due to horrid racism

anlaki

[placid sail]

not really, just shitty memory and repeated attempts to escape this bitch of a game

[heady crow]

but ye for example this is the stats tab for my eune main

[placid sail]

wait

but this tab only counts ranked games

[heady crow]

the kda ratio, time played and games played stays the same regardless of the tab

[grizzled meadow]

I'm thinking about asking Grok to make a fucking #lol channel

[heady crow]

i hope youll make a #fitness channel before a league channel

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-gif-22672301

[grizzled meadow]

I can't do anything my man, I don't have powers...

[heady crow]

well thats enough league for the next half year

[heady crow]

yeye twas a little attempted funny

[upbeat bobcat]

Yo we gonna do ARAM with bz11k

[heady crow]

most ppl here seem to play league so i dont think they work out

[upbeat bobcat]

Who up

[heady crow]

fiine

euw or eune

[upbeat bobcat]

euq

qqqq

w

[eager quest]

dog region

[upbeat bobcat]

OnlyCats

Farmersonly.com

[heady crow]

and what region do you play on?

[eager quest]

eune

im balkanoid

[heady crow]

XFDDDDDD

[upbeat bobcat]

Kurwa region

[eager quest]

its hellhole

[heady crow]

fucking eune dog calling euw dog region

[eager quest]

yes

[heady crow]

have fun against polish 13 yr olds and serbian nationalists in your games

sure done so myself :(

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm in vc

[eager quest]

i legit rarely meet serbians

its mostly polish dogs

[grizzled meadow]

Come in VC

[eager quest]

gimme a sec mayn im in another vc with some pals

we all might be done playing soon tho

which is why im saying gimme a sec

[pastel quartz]

british people when they go 5 minutes without stabbing somebody

[stone ravine]

https://youtu.be/MHVHgNU7NX8

[devout patio]

@grizzled meadow me outside your window

[real tinsel]

i take 5

[pastel quartz]

i take your mother!

[upbeat bobcat]

Sauce?

[stone ravine]

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/974474706361155634/furry_on_bed.mp4

[sturdy otter]

it legit took me like 30min to find this ping, what was the question?

[zenith grove]

i think they were asking where is fourth cain

[sturdy otter]

heck i dont know where the fourth is

punch him in the throat from me if you see him

[devout patio]

meth

[real tinsel]

hi

[devout patio]

@sturdy otter come get your mans

[pastel quartz]

Please call 1-800-225-5324 if you have a stroke watching this

[stone blade]

Nice spalding ball

but can he shoot hoops

[heady crow]

Lmao yeah ive seen those in stores here

[upbeat bobcat]

Especially after yesterday's aram

[real tinsel]

italian penis wars

spoiler: ||Falco's penis wins||

[placid sail]

damn, too bad I couldn't stay to play aram with the gang

[upbeat bobcat]

You didn't miss much, we went for another 2 games i guess and Bruno simply did rage quit after that

[devout patio]

39 Buried

Zero Found

[pastel quartz]

1 innocent suspect

[glad kelp]

Bro

How do you call a mimic that is bad at his job?

An expired clown

Xd

[glad kelp]

WTF WAS THE LAST ONE

[glad kelp]

"Narcisst"

[glad kelp]

And you just got clown juiced

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-why-michael-scott-gif-5422774

[glad kelp]

I'm dead so that's plausable

[glad kelp]

My man just jumped through the roof with 100mph

[glad kelp]

Bro just thought about the family why is she screaming? 🤡

[upbeat bobcat]

[glad kelp]

Yes indeed

You wanna fight fire with fire? Well this one is pretty intense

[upbeat bobcat]

I'd probably survive that, unlucky shit that I am

[heady crow]

Preworkout?

[glad kelp]

Yes

W h y

[heady crow]

3 arams is my limit

[glad kelp]

Wait aren't those protetins for the body if i think about it now?

[heady crow]

Nah thats protein powder

[glad kelp]

Well then wat is that

[heady crow]

Preworkout is stimulants like caffeine

[glad kelp]

Ahhh

I see

Thank you

[heady crow]

Npnp

[upbeat bobcat]

I didn't think you'd take this game that serious. Not making fun of you or anything.

[glad kelp]

I never really worked out so there is that

[heady crow]

Ah nah i just get annoyed over aram being well aram

[upbeat bobcat]

Like If you just do planks for just one minute a day, It'd improve your overall workout routine and more, and doing workouts without warming up your body would injure you, plank can injure you but uhhh.

Yeah, injury

[stone blade]

THIS IS WHAT i want to do TO COCKROACHES

Disgusting CREATURES!!!!

[heady crow]

Always with the bulgarians being racist against turks

[stone blade]

no not against turks

[upbeat bobcat]

We'd survive

[stone blade]

Okay maybe a little

💗 🤝

[heady crow]

Mayor surviving the nuclear fallout resulting from ww3

[stone blade]

bro

[heady crow]

Respectable

[stone blade]

why is my leg hair curly

wtf

[upbeat bobcat]

I would survive because my overall goal is being dead

And I'm unlucky

[heady crow]

Idk i pretty regularly cut my leg hair

[upbeat bobcat]

So I'd be alive, suffering

[stone blade]

LMAO

[stone blade]

what are you gay?

[heady crow]

Bi

[upbeat bobcat]

Being bi is the best

Ass is ass

[heady crow]

But it shows off the definition in my quads and calves so

[heady crow]

Ass we can

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-ass-we-can-gif-15291492

[heady crow]

That quote is stuck in my head 24/7 thanks to you btw

[upbeat bobcat]

hahah

[grizzled meadow]

[heady crow]

@placid sail

[placid sail]

dumptruck

[heady crow]

🥴

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/974073265347776562/YouCut_20220505_180902723.mp4

[glad kelp]

cockroaches

Funny qord

[heady crow]

@real tinsel

[placid sail]

what this logo means

[upbeat bobcat]

You are Deutsch, half Turk at this point

[heady crow]

Its a bot used for moderation

[glad kelp]

Ah yes i wanna injure myself

[heady crow]

Well he is german so i wouldnt be surpised

[glad kelp]

🤝

[grizzled meadow]

Don't post this stuff...
It's still considered violence against animals

[glad kelp]

Oof

My bad-

[pastel quartz]

very bad things

[upbeat bobcat]

Is roach an animal

[glad kelp]

It sadly is yeah

[upbeat bobcat]

I'ma grown ass chonk

[glad kelp]

Am i an animal? Most probably

[grizzled meadow]

Yes I hate roaches too but that was a little bit too much even if I found it funny

[heady crow]

My msg history with the bot

[glad kelp]

Falco still got that spirit

[upbeat bobcat]

Thank you Falco for thinking about me

[placid sail]

when you post a bad meme and hear bass boosted Celentano music coming closer and closer

[grizzled meadow]

Why?

[upbeat bobcat]

I'm a roach

[grizzled meadow]

AZZURROOOOOO

[devout patio]

Get warned again @heady crow

[heady crow]

Funny thing is i was a mod for a good amount on the server before i resigned myself

[devout patio]

I povited bested fir dovid

I positive destrd for covid

[upbeat bobcat]

!pwarn @heady crow

[devout patio]

I po

I povited

I posited

I deposited dor covid

I got a new roach

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hardy-oh-no-not-gif-18162380

[upbeat bobcat]

https://youtu.be/TjuP23oK_N0

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/973992713018032168/a_foolish_man.mp4

[devout patio]

George floyd?

[devout patio]

@placid sail im gunna wake up and choose violence today

[glad kelp]

I need to watch that movie gos

[devout patio]

My ex kept me from contacting my best friend since i was 11 and his fiancé

Today all three of us are hanging out and drinking and partying

[upbeat bobcat]

[devout patio]

Gunna post a picture of us on social media because ik she still watches it

And gunna caption it “Glad to be back in good company”

[upbeat bobcat]

Things we do for social effort

[devout patio]

Nah im doing it to piss her off

[placid sail]

oh my fucking go we have to work today too

[devout patio]

Sheer spite and pettiness

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/spook-spooky-scary-skeleton-spooky-scary-skeletons-gif-16675136

[upbeat bobcat]

Wish I had a job

[devout patio]

Bzllk do you approve of my pettiness

Are you proud papa

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/973935850759020554/bf6255.mp4

[glad kelp]

I wish i had work at all

For now

Imma practice ma hands

[heady crow]

I need advice. Chest or back day today?

[glad kelp]

With osu

[upbeat bobcat]

both

[devout patio]

Legs

Wait

[glad kelp]

Time to break ma fingies

[devout patio]

I thought we were talking about body preferences in women

Which my answer would be thighs

Do chest today king

[heady crow]

Ye i should change to a upper lower split but rn in the progress of figuring out a program for it

[placid sail]

not really

[devout patio]

Build out those titties champ

Too bad

I choose violence

[heady crow]

Mainly how do i figure out supersetting the easiest way

[upbeat bobcat]

[devout patio]

Wait

Thats been posted here

[upbeat bobcat]

Aight that was good

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/jurassic-park-repost-nobody-cares-gif-13984513

[devout patio]

Mayor im going to make it 40 missing zero found if you arent careful

Im already watching

[upbeat bobcat]

I feel sorry for you

Watching me is no fun

[devout patio]

Take out your piss jugs bro

The pyramid is too tall

[upbeat bobcat]

See?

[devout patio]

And wtf is with the shit bucket

[upbeat bobcat]

It's been 10 seconds and he's already complaining

[devout patio]

Why are the walls moldy

[upbeat bobcat]

[devout patio]

And why does it smell like year old dick cheese

[upbeat bobcat]

Those are my children

[devout patio]

☠️

Do you think if an 80 year old man never cleaned underneath his foreskin

Would the dick cheese have the consistency of velveeta cheese?

[upbeat bobcat]

I wouldn't know, I don't have foreskin

[devout patio]

I need to season my food with coochie flakes

Its like dandruff

But coochie hair dandruff

[grizzled meadow]

You know you're close to that limit right?

[devout patio]

In my defense your honor

I plead retardation

I genuinely sent that with zero thought

[pastel quartz]

your honor my client pleads insanity

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-saul-goodman-lawyer-attorney-inside-the-court-gif-17518658

[glad kelp]

"Sorry, I'm retarded"

[devout patio]

The Drop Bears got to my head your honour

@pastel quartz my australian lawyer can confirm, drop bears are detrimental to the mental health of an individual

[pastel quartz]

same with cassowaries

demon birds

https://tenor.com/view/timber-tree-chop-cut-cassowary-gif-20084654

[devout patio]

Drop bears have taken over my spine

Run.

[upbeat bobcat]

Built different

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/number-of-the-day-sesame-street-gif-14837388

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-right-there-criminal-scum-halt-admonish-dont-move-gif-15619192

[upbeat bobcat]

League is being sus but it might be right, am I really ready?

[placid sail]

league is giving you a chance to not spend your Sunday in the depths of hell

[upbeat bobcat]

it already is a hell, get on my level league

Tbh though, I really don't care about the league when playing, been long I've overcome that.

I just do my own fun

[pastel quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/910740525785706521/977865750515695626/Smart_Kuchnia.mp4

[grizzled meadow]

A repost to be sure but a welcome one

[pastel quartz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzhVKf5d9a4

loud sound warning btw

[sturdy otter]

how in the flying fuck

[narrow lotus]

i suppose the magnet would weigh 3 times as much as the car

but idk physics so why isnt it possible u stupid bastard

[heady crow]

Img from the continuation war. Song from the civil war

Yep cock

[upbeat bobcat]

Romanian expert on the job

[narrow lotus]

thats accurate for a house thats 150 years old and u have Igor do the electrical grid

[pastel quartz]

i think the problem is that the car itself doesn't have enough weight to iron, nickel or steel ratio

so nothing a strong magnet could pull

the whole car would have to be a block of either of the above

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-as-an-expert-i-agree-i-agree-agree-horses-gif-19355569

[stone blade]

💗

[grizzled meadow]

Calm your emojis my man

[heady crow]

Man i forgot what shit i even got saved from tiktok

[upbeat bobcat]

So most people like put up posters of muskles people and you are watching moaning men

Is it working?

[heady crow]

Already doing one of those every night

Should put up posters too

[stone blade]

:///

[glad kelp]

:3

[glad kelp]

I will take all but the knight

It shall be haram

[glad kelp]

Fun fact there is a fnf mod about michael

Xd

[narrow lotus]

[glad kelp]

You de le tet it

Lol

[glad kelp]

OH SHIT

My favourite plant

Le al destructus

Doom shroom

[pastel quartz]

i will shroom your doom

[glad kelp]

Pog

Do

[pastel quartz]

he looks like a very nice young man. I hope he isn't evil

[heady crow]

Hes trying to kill you with his mind

[grizzled meadow]

He is inside your walls

[pastel quartz]

Chadian

[glad kelp]

Bro can't even inspect a blades speed

What can he do though? 💀

[heady crow]

https://youtu.be/l3T_X2E26sQ

[pastel quartz]

goofy ah cat

[real tinsel]

man i'm stuck in subnautica no idea what to do

i'll never use google

gonna make my farm bigger and invite fishies for dinner

[real tinsel]

isn't yandere already a futanari

[placid sail]

... are you for real now

[real tinsel]

what's a futanari anyway

another foot fetish?

[placid sail]

uh

it's a woman with a penis my mans

[real tinsel]

i know it's cartoon girls with dicks

[placid sail]

ah, you're fucking with me, I see

[real tinsel]

hi

[placid sail]

hewwo

ow my head hurts

[real tinsel]

ehehehe you wan mi to gib u sucky wucky? :333

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/horny-jail-bonk-dog-hit-head-stop-being-horny-gif-17298755

[real tinsel]

just a quick daily reminder that none of you are real and i made you up

[scenic sable]

Behave in here, kids.

[plucky void]

how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real

[upbeat bobcat]

[real tinsel]

stop contemplating shit you're not real

[plucky void]

so this isn't real life?

just fanta sea?

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/cheems-bonk-doge-celestev69-gif-24399197

[real tinsel]

i'd prefer a kvass sea

fanta tastes like sweet acid

[upbeat bobcat]

So, piss

[real tinsel]

i don't know never tasted piss

[plucky void]

you're missing out

[real tinsel]

if it tastes like fanta then i haven't missed out

[grizzled meadow]

Literally me

[real tinsel]

where were you stuck

[plucky void]

the first subnautica? what point are you at right now

which stuff do you have unlocked/built

[gloomy roost]

Fanta orange is a solid 6 but leaves chem trails when going down

[real tinsel]

i went to alien thermal reactor but it wants a blue key

give advice without spoiler yes

[grizzled meadow]

The only thing (I know for real) I remember is when you go back to that exploding thing, you get stuff in there and get the hell out
Then you find a beach, you find that alien thing and then... I drop the game

[plucky void]

I think you have to find fragments of a broken blue key and scan them so you can unlock the blueprint to make one yourself.

[real tinsel]

man wtf

so i need to search the entire sea?

a couple of leviathans almost blew my precious seaship while i was doing that

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-nigel-the-little-mermaid-gif-5952746

[real tinsel]

man that beach was probably my favorite part

but i went to beach first then to the exploding thing (aurora ship)

i've spent the first few hours of my game just wandering around while randomly finding stuff and now i'm kinda out of order i think

[grizzled meadow]

I love this exchange

[grizzled meadow]

It's cracking me up

[grizzled meadow]

Me when I need to ban someone in #🎪bruh-fart

[upbeat bobcat]

@heady crow I gotchu fam

[gloomy roost]

Demasshiaa

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/mihail-ot-provadiq-pog-gif-22616482

you went ap j4 yes?

[stone blade]

hi

[grizzled meadow]

🤝

[real tinsel]

i like your hair ivan

very red color

[stone blade]

da

[stone blade]

🤝 💗

hello mr shit man

Pleases to have you again with us tonight

[upbeat bobcat]

No changed to samira

[eager quest]

https://tenor.com/view/wut-computer-fight-angry-pc-gif-16440664

aldourien getting serious

be like

[grizzled meadow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5F-_UVjmIs

[eager quest]

you are allowed to read #│📚manual, but if you dont, you will get banned

[grizzled meadow]

It should be the opposite then

You are allowed to NOT read #│📚manual, you will get banned

The are no consequences if you don't use the "search" button, I will ban you

[eager quest]

same thing, still getting banned

[grizzled meadow]

You are allowed tho

But I'll ban you

[upbeat bobcat]

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406167308655132672/977972488548020296/unknown.png

[gloomy roost]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/423990602560962561/974074751775559710/FB_IMG_1652303618477.jpg

[real tinsel]

i'm breeding fish in subnautica

i've given them a bigass orgy aquarium

[gloomy roost]

Make the uberfish

[real tinsel]

i've put every egg i could find there and only 2 fish

the peepers are my uhh that mongolian guy who deleted 40k people out of existence

oh yeah genghis khan

the peepers are my genghis khan

[gloomy roost]

Jagathi Kahn

[real tinsel]

they will be fathers of the entire ocean life

[gloomy roost]

Maybe a spell error

[real tinsel]

i'm bad with remembering stuff

yours is probably right

[real tinsel]

minus the massacre of 1/3 of ocean life

[gloomy roost]

Jaghatia

Was close

[real tinsel]

the guy who had a harem of like at least 200 people

[gloomy roost]

Never heard about the harem

[real tinsel]

is that him

[gloomy roost]

Dunno

[real tinsel]

yep

[gloomy roost]

Had a harem of 7000

what did the prince do

[stone ravine]

[placid sail]

what a pleasant way to end the day of work

[real tinsel]

he watched

[placid sail]

to be pissed over by some complete asshole

[real tinsel]

why

[placid sail]

ahhh

[placid sail]

dude's just an asshole, he doesn't even have a reason to

[real tinsel]

what did he do though

[gloomy roost]

He sent bz a picture that depicted him as the soyboy

[placid sail]

I was trying to arrange promoted post on his channel, and he was all whimsical and pissy over meaningless details until he just declined and told me to never write him again

will fucking do sir

[real tinsel]

this is why i hate jobs where i have to talk with clients and shit

[placid sail]

to be fair, this is the first case in 3 months, most if not all contacts are quite friendly and professional

[real tinsel]

mine weren't

[glad kelp]

Yuh

[glad kelp]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tempting

[gloomy roost]

You avin a gaff

[plucky void]

I used them as fuel for my bio reactors

[real tinsel]

melons are better for that i think

[placid sail]

whatafack

[glad kelp]

Bro idk what to do

[stone blade]

get tarkovd

[glad kelp]

Shit just gets so boring nowadays

._.

[real tinsel]

make it not boring then

[stone blade]

shut up then

[glad kelp]

If it were so simple, i would have done so already

For you it might be

Not for me, not now atleast

[gloomy roost]

What way boring

Idk what to do now boring

Or life in a perpetual loop of same day occurrences boring

[glad kelp]

That's the fucking thing bro

I wish bae was up

[gloomy roost]

Mine was, but then I just bought comptia bundle and just kinda watch a few videos a day while doing notes since I'm not really doing anything

[glad kelp]

I'm normally praxticing or summin

But that's a waste now, not in the mood to at all

[gloomy roost]

Ye

Weekend time

[glad kelp]

Nope

Time to lay around and do nothing bcs everything is boring

[pastel quartz]

has anyone ever told you that people who are always bored are probably boring people? just some food for thought

[gloomy roost]

I just always have something to read

[glad kelp]

I don't read books, sorry

[pastel quartz]

proved my point

[glad kelp]

Meh guess i am boring for now

I'll lay here and do nothing till i wanna do smth again

[plucky void]

TIL people who don't read books are boring

[glad kelp]

Hello

[gloomy roost]

Das alright, not forcing it. I just read from early age on since I couldn't so physical stuff

[glad kelp]

Ye that's fine

If i ever read a book it's either something about a game or something that interests me alot

[plucky void]

There's always something to do, especially with how easy the internet made it to access things

get a different game to play, a different movie to watch

go read up on something you're curious about

[gloomy roost]

Just get tachiyomi and read dem game based webtoons

[glad kelp]

Can't

[pastel quartz]

why not

[glad kelp]

Done that already

[glad kelp]

Because xbox has their fucken limits apparently

I don't have a pc so I'm a bit more limited

Which SUCKS

[pastel quartz]

then why are you in a stalker discord server?

im not tryna gatekeep im just curious

[gloomy roost]

Used to play stalker mabe

[grizzled meadow]

[pastel quartz]

yeah

[glad kelp]

Because i used to play stalker alot on my mothers laptop, now she won't give it to me anymore

[plucky void]

😂

[pastel quartz]

ah okay

[glad kelp]

And i told her to buy me a frickin pc

[pastel quartz]

I don't understand the joke

[glad kelp]

She might at some point but idek

[plucky void]

you're a bit late with the "not trying to gatekeep" disclaimer

[pastel quartz]

???

[glad kelp]

Better late then never

[grizzled meadow]

I don't like this kind of talking around here, especially when you don't even know who you're talking too

[glad kelp]

H a

[pastel quartz]

Sound

[grizzled meadow]

Food for thought

[glad kelp]

Thought i have

Intellegence i have

Something to do, i didn't find

Neither do i want to, for now

[grizzled meadow]

Sound? Serious question, I don't know what that means

[pastel quartz]

it means like okay or I understand its a common thing where im from

[grizzled meadow]

Okay

[glad kelp]

I see

Alright

Where do you come from then?

[gloomy roost]

I thought of the Tau when you said sound

Can't remember the voice line tho

[pastel quartz]

liverpool yk like the beatles

[glad kelp]

Where is that-

[grizzled meadow]

I won't accept that, it's personal now

[pastel quartz]

england

[glad kelp]

Ahhh

[heady crow]

im sorry for disappointing you again :(

[glad kelp]

loud sound warning

Gee

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/mj-michael-jordan-bulls-chicago-gif-21085992

[grizzled meadow]

Also this

[gloomy roost]

I regret clicking on that too

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow add that to the video pls

[grizzled meadow]

My regret is hearing AMONG US and not "Congratulations!"

I'm sad now

[gloomy roost]

Ik Falco ik

[glad kelp]

Among us got so memed it's not even funny anymore it's just sad ,_,

[heady crow]

if it makes it any better i downloaded it and posted it without watching it

i thought it was congratulations too :(

[glad kelp]

Xd

Do you download your gfs picture without looking at it too?

I'm just saying-

Anyway

[glad kelp]

Relatable

[glad kelp]

Girl clothes were made to be more elastic while boy clothes are straight up just baggy

[upbeat bobcat]

Wish I was baggy

[grizzled meadow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/973699734483107860/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[glad kelp]

Hehe

[glad kelp]

@real tinsel @heady crow

distortion sound warning

[gloomy roost]

Someone told the cat that OP gets good around chapter 500

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[real tinsel]

bagoringram

[real tinsel]

me literally

i saw 2 girls about 10 minutes ago while i was on my energy drink run

scariest experience ever

oh shit new brainfart user dropped

[real tinsel]

penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis

[pastel quartz]

I wonder what an 11th century nobleman would think if he read through brainfart

[real tinsel]

if he's religious he'd probably stone us

[heady crow]

me explaining to the 1300th century peasant in hell what "gaslighting" and "lovebombing" are

[real tinsel]

1300th me not having any idea what gas is

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-10166169

[real tinsel]

because you've been getting all the dicks

[pastel quartz]

me explaining to the 1300th century peasant in hell what living with healthcare is like

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/xreamy-boisvert-_boisvert-dread-gif-25130918

[glad kelp]

*loud sound warning

[stone ravine]

https://tenor.com/view/gemini-home-entertainment-ghe-analog-horror-unfiction-vhs-gif-23946509

[real tinsel]

because i made them up

[real tinsel]

like what

all i did with my ex was go to parks, play fight until it leads to sex and watch jerma while cuddling

how am i supposed to do them with you? You live in femboyland

[stone ravine]

https://youtu.be/TvPqbO1XLPU

[glad kelp]

Hmmm

I can pee blood

It hurts ._.

[real tinsel]

man wtf

you need to see a doctor

[glad kelp]

Yep

Haven't been told that once

Always been fine without one though lol

Like last time my head hurt from the inside?

Gone

[real tinsel]

yeah but head hurting can be non-dangerous stuff most of the times

[glad kelp]

Most of the time

[glad kelp]

I'll try drinking more water, alot more and see if the next day i will be better

For me myself i never had worst case scenarios myself

[real tinsel]

whatever you think is better man

i'd still suggest seeing a doctor though

[glad kelp]

What if i am a doctor? :3

Or have knowledge about medicine

A tiny bit

[real tinsel]

peeing blood and migraine are in no way same things

[glad kelp]

Ik

Their two different things

And peeing blood can be caused by an infectet liver I'm guessing?

If i am right

Or well

[real tinsel]

no idea

[upbeat bobcat]

Can be a result of a lot things

[glad kelp]

True yeah

[real tinsel]

all i know is if your pp pours blood that's bad

[upbeat bobcat]

Is it blood tho

Are you sure

[grizzled meadow]

@glad kelp go see a doctor

[glad kelp]

I saw it myself how should i not be sure xd

[real tinsel]

or you get banned

[glad kelp]

Ha

[upbeat bobcat]

Dunno mang, dehydrated urine might look like blood

[real tinsel]

no in-between

[real tinsel]

nah

[glad kelp]

Difference here is

It IS blood

[real tinsel]

i've had dehydrated urines, it looks brown

not red

[glad kelp]

It is red

[upbeat bobcat]

Blood is not a clear red so

[real tinsel]

and not shit-brown but more like orange-brown

[glad kelp]

It was dark

[real tinsel]

then SEE a doctor

[glad kelp]

Dark red but not too dark

Third time

Today is sunday so i can't either way 💀

[real tinsel]

wtf when did we get into sunday

it was monday just yesterday

[glad kelp]

For me it's still sunday

[grizzled meadow]

Yes

[glad kelp]

Ban me then-

It would be admin abuse anyway >~>

[grizzled meadow]

I will if you don't see a doctor

[real tinsel]

no he's a mod

[glad kelp]

Yeah

[grizzled meadow]

If it can make you see a doctor, fine

[glad kelp]

Damn

Alright if i don't get better till tmr i'll go see one. We good?

[heady crow]

i need to go see you

[glad kelp]

But he is no doctor bruno

[heady crow]

but he is falco

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/x-qc-clap-gif-22540575

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWo4o4qaXNg

man how do some people such clean legs

[glad kelp]

He is the russian-italian programmer that we all love ik but it might be alot to meet him, the effort atleast. No?

[real tinsel]

mine are literally monkey legs. Can't see the flesh under all the hair

[heady crow]

talking about legs got a pic of my calves with godlike lighting

[real tinsel]

falco is a programmer?

[heady crow]

hold on

[real tinsel]

and wtf about russian thing falco is pure italian

100% calzone blood

[heady crow]

having no leg hair fucks hard

[real tinsel]

12/10 legs would let you do this to me

[eager quest]

??

[real tinsel]

this is the best version of where is my mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzBo-3esoGs

it was also used in an edit made for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Gk6h7Ps2lI

[grizzled meadow]

I'm waiting

[heady crow]

that was made for you?

man thats cool

[heady crow]

aight bet

[grizzled meadow]

Russian?

[heady crow]

where in italia do you live

[real tinsel]

yes

[grizzled meadow]

I'm actually studying that stuff

[glad kelp]

I never knew you can't speak russian mister italian man

[heady crow]

this is still one of my fav american psycho edits

[real tinsel]

man people must love me a lot

look how many edits they make for me

most of them look like a copy of each other, but still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UCIOCIXCO8

[heady crow]

repost but w/e

but ye @grizzled meadow where in italia do you live if you dont mind me asking? Got plans of visiting the place with a friend of mine at some point

but its a pipedream rn

[real tinsel]

@grizzled meadow don't answer he's gonna steal all your protein shakes

[heady crow]

im not romanian

only gonna steal the protein shakes

[real tinsel]

fixed it

in my country they steal asbestos

[grizzled meadow]

@heady crow I can't send you DM's, what happened between us man...

[heady crow]

man thats weird

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[glad kelp]

Also i stopped peeing blood by simply drinking 400ml of tea smh

Told yall i was missing water ;p

[upbeat bobcat]

I miss my water sometimes

[grizzled meadow]

I already knew you were missing water but still

Drink more at this point

[glad kelp]

Lmao

[heady crow]

r/HydroHomies

id send the old name but i think its forbidden here

[glad kelp]

I'l get more water and see if it gets even better-

[glad kelp]

Still feel some burning there

[gloomy roost]

Falco be waiting for the doctor's notes so that he send Crystal on a vacation from the server

[grizzled meadow]

I miss him

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-me-too-man-gif-10622525

[glad kelp]

Me when school

[glad kelp]

I am i am

[grizzled meadow]

Fuck me you always find top tier memes it's impossible

[heady crow]

second to last one kinda valid tho

[glad kelp]

Broooo qtf xd

[glad kelp]

Here, take this

[gloomy roost]

❤️

[placid sail]

oh piss off

[glad kelp]

Bro is that a meat brick stuck between his stone brothers?

Just saying what i am seeing

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/971416382216478750/977929279176327238/f5780887d5d72d6e264cd9deb668bcec15e8a19066efd119593caaf30bf1c923_1.mp4

[placid sail]

you are forgiven

[glad kelp]

AYOOOO

[real tinsel]

he's in a better place now

[grizzled meadow]

The bastard is still alive

[real tinsel]

yes but he's in a better place

if he still made what he made then, he'd be broke

youtube is unforgiving nowadays

[grizzled meadow]

That's true

[real tinsel]

even back then he was kinda broke because he wasted tons of money on his videos

[glad kelp]

@grizzled meadow drank more and more water now, no blood

That means no doctor tmr

:3

[real tinsel]

brb gonna go pee my entire plasma out

[real tinsel]

bruno and mayor have an eye for that stuff

both keep finding great memes

[real tinsel]

food

[gloomy roost]

Bro coulda just donate plasma to some ill mouse streamer

[real tinsel]

what's that

mice stream now?

and why's it ill

[mortal dirge]

[glad kelp]

Lol

[upbeat bobcat]

Falco and Bruno

[real tinsel]

every time i see the word "italian" i think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQKoEPVqxDM

[grizzled meadow]

"Fromaggio" it's wrong...

It's "formaggio"

[real tinsel]

he's italian

[grizzled meadow]

Clearly not

[real tinsel]

so he's pronouncing it right

there are 2 italian languages

italian 1 and italian 2

he's speaking italian 2

[grizzled meadow]

Nope

[real tinsel]

learn your facts

[placid sail]

C'mon khaaytil. Let's get you home.

[real tinsel]

eee what is this place

where am i

[upbeat bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/beard-aged-nap-whereami-whatyear-gif-4250100

[grizzled meadow]

10/10 movie

[upbeat bobcat]

I don't remember the movie but I love the man

[grizzled meadow]

Jumanji

The OG one

The only one

[scenic sable]

Robin Williams

[grizzled meadow]

Gone but not forgotten

[scenic sable]

[grizzled meadow]

He was amazing in Hook as well

Another 10/10 movie

brb gonna cry my fucking infancy

[scenic sable]

I'll be right there..

[upbeat bobcat]

Dude saved himself, we should be happy for him. There's just so much going on behind curtains.

[real tinsel]

man even with somewhat mild schizophrenia i'm in constant mental pain

[plucky void]

That's one way to put it

[real tinsel]

imagine what that man must have gone through

[plucky void]

wouldn't say he "saved" himself tho

[real tinsel]

i would

[grizzled meadow]

That's one way to put it (cit.)

[real tinsel]

he was suffering from lewy body dementia

i haven't gone through the exact same thing he's gone through but my symptoms are similar

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/bnmAi53H520

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/977995920656437279/boomegg.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/977953258037465128/ballbegone.mp4

[plucky void]

holy shit a telepurte animation that isn't about boobs

[real tinsel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zDL97gkRKE

[gloomy roost]

Or a cat with cheese being throw at it

[grizzled meadow]

Telepurteposting?

👀

Be careful with that

You know that I know

[plucky void]

ew fortnite chun-li

although it's probably the most PG version

[real tinsel]

||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5qaio8zwOQ||

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hornyjail-bonk-baseballbat-kitty-cat-gif-19401897

[plucky void]

sorry but this is the only acceptable use of that music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MPw4vlQt0Y

[gloomy roost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/977053465266225182/20220520-1_720p1.mp4

Welp

Anyways

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/976973932349501440/trim.731AD556-F1E5-4186-BA15-17AEF3834B12.mov #╓☢stalker-chat