🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

psychotic

[minor cypress]

Only preprepped packaged thing that gets a pass is sliced apples.

[primal latch]

Who tf is that

[minor cypress]

Sometimes its nice to be shitfaced and pillage the fridge for apples and peanut butter

[pale ingot]

fuck it we cook

[wooden surge]

A jolly fellow that got weird sos alert

[minor cypress]

$50 farm to table. Organic, artisanal banana from japan

[placid sail]

quite literally a five seconds ordeal

[coarse bear]

Apparently not even artisanal, some markets just sell em in plastic like that

Because, you know, the peel isn't enough to protect the nanner

[minor cypress]

We've got em, its just laziness.

[prisma quartz]

we need this plastic in the ocean, there isn't enough

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/btweers-treyreloaded-gif-9828766681290374907

[coarse bear]

Japan is producing plastic to make up for our fear of it

[minor cypress]

Plus we have terrible groceries object permanance.

Bag of apples that i was craving? Great for a week, then randomly forgotten

[placid sail]

well buy just a couple of apples then

[minor cypress]

Manmade horrors

[placid sail]

what is that

[coarse bear]

Grape tasting apples, obviously

[minor cypress]

A grapple

[coarse bear]

Baki grapple when

[minor cypress]

Look and crunch like apple, tastes like grapes

[placid sail]

"Grāpple (/ˈɡreɪpəl/ GRAYP-əl)[1][2] is the registered brand name for a commercially marketed brand of Fuji or Gala apple that has been soaked in a solution of concentrated methyl anthranilate (grape flavor) and diluted with water in order to make the flesh of the apple taste like a Concord grape."

you bitches made even fucking apples unhealthy?

[coarse bear]

Concentrated
And diluted
Which is it, commie

[minor cypress]

Nevermind its joever

[placid sail]

well of course it's gonna bomb

it's neither a proper fresh fruit or a chemical bomb which is the usual sweets

[minor cypress]

I saw them once, tried it, immediately confused.

[coarse bear]

Just give me a tart green apple ffs

[placid sail]

it's like selling onions that were soaked in potato juice

[minor cypress]

That would be pretty awesome for soups

Starchy self thickening onions without the need for potatos

[placid sail]

oh no no it's just an onion that smells like potato mildly

[minor cypress]

Completely pointless, but could at least be used somewhere

[coarse bear]

Starchy onion

Would it also need to be washed and then the starch added back in again

[placid sail]

STOP TRYNA MAKE ANOTHER GRAPPLE

[coarse bear]

We making Ontatoes now

[placid sail]

at this point just add

[minor cypress]

[placid sail]

uhh what's the name

ah

polyphenols!

at this point just add onion polyphenols to potato and call it a day

here's your spicy potato

[coarse bear]

Honestly just add benzene to your soup

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/this-fucking-sucks-crying-girl-tears-of-joy-clapping-danny-devito-gif-12766761978490409957

[minor cypress]

I'd love a peach raspberry hybrid

Imagine peach texture and juiciness, but raspberry tartness.

[broken pebble]

12 gauge

Good morning chat.

[coarse bear]

That's a reach

[minor cypress]

But it would make killer jam

[coarse bear]

p!avatar 372423893941485578

[foggy mantle]

Avatar for ahegava

Links:
png | jpg | webp

[prisma quartz]

try java apples if you can find them, they might scratch that itch

[coarse bear]

I love that you can tell by the piss filter

[prisma quartz]

weird ass fruit

crisp and taste a bit like grapes

[broken pebble]

AI takumi..

[coarse bear]

That looks more like a weird pear than an apple

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806714809462161478/1410708171001036933/togif.gif

[prisma quartz]

yeah but it's really crisp, more juicy than an apple

[minor cypress]

Interesting, sounds good

[placid sail]

that made me think of a huh fruit salad

it's a salad out of peaches and raspberries that tastes perfectly normal, except when you taste them separately, the peach tastes like raspberries and vice versa

[minor cypress]

Hmmmmmmmmm

This but no grapes with yogurt and granola

[placid sail]

damn that's a lot of frut

[coarse bear]

Fruit soup

[glad carbon]

Fruit cake

[coarse bear]

There is no cake, stupid

[split canyon]

@glad carbon
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[drifting mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1410296524289609789/1410704161649066014/clip-38635106_4562473412.gif

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/worldfitvault-fitnes-gym-exercise-healthy-gif-3561456347512918085

[river zealot]

whast wrong with grapes

also speaking off

i do have granola and yo gurt

[placid sail]

what is this lame ass emoji

[little mirage]

Adams apple

[river zealot]

what about it

[pale ingot]

gurt:

[river zealot]

also why the fuck is it named that way i just realised

[little mirage]

Granulated la

[pale ingot]

actually true

couldbt call it eves apple women didnt have rights when the word was invented

[placid sail]

I named it that way

[river zealot]

you do fit the age profile

[placid sail]

fit my balls in yo mouth

[glad carbon]

I was calling you that, stupid doorstop

[little mirage]

Doorstop?

[minor cypress]

Gamestop?

[stark gull]

PORNstop

[fossil swan]

bro what

[placid sail]

pornporn porn porn porn

[river zealot]

P!iedy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/slipknot-chris-fehn-stroke-jerk-off-gif-17370064

[river zealot]

!iedy

[split canyon]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1246239877402722344/streeemin_1080p_30fps_H264-128kbit_AAC.mp4 @narrow lotus

[river zealot]

Wrong one

!helldivers

Whats the fucking tag

[placid sail]

fumbles everything

[river zealot]

!tags

[placid sail]

[river zealot]

Dogshit trash bot

I will just do it myself

#🤖🐛🦑helldivers message

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-gif-14188478439184360954

[tidal trellis]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-meme-marvel-rivals-jeff-the-shark-jeff-die-jgmm-gif-14440568090723062782

[split canyon]

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[placid sail]

man

I've lost the gif of iedy gooning to helldivers somehow

only one remains

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-gif-22373764

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1276507354325848125/iedgoon.gif

it must be an inside job, I haven't removed it from favorites

[coarse bear]

Da butane hose

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-pokemon-tongue-out-wiggle-tongue-weird-face-gif-16364996

[placid sail]

he's trying to cover the tracks

[coarse bear]

Or maybe propane

[drifting mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1375108617786626138/1383910032743333979/attachment.gif

[coarse bear]

Ayo what the fuck it's got updates

[narrow lotus]

fuck is that

[placid sail]

a blowtorch is often used to give food a quick browning

[coarse bear]

Unturned, dipstick

[narrow lotus]

is it stil a thing?

[coarse bear]

Somehow

[narrow lotus]

also i remember the battlebit devs running with the dough

[placid sail]

no, they've deleted the game when you were done playing it

as any other game that got you bored

[narrow lotus]

😆

[coarse bear]

Oh man, watch out, I'm about to

[dreamy flax]

@solid kelp (_salorez) has been banned for reason: Little Z-head caught

[placid sail]

it's good you only play dota and tarkov otherwise they wouldve deleted a bunch of games

[narrow lotus]

sadly they will never delete tarkov and dota

[narrow lotus]

and make the gaming space a much safer place

[placid sail]

с твоего молчаливого согласия всё и происходит

[narrow lotus]

women when they realise the woman card doesnt work in online games and you get the same treatment for being a toxic dipshit regardless

[dreamy flax]

everything happens with your tacit consent
-# Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English

[drifting mantle]

I love the hair cut

[placid sail]

you can fix her hal

[narrow lotus]

yeah ngl i have a major weakness for

redheads

cleopatra style haircuts

[narrow sorrel]

resurrect heroes of newerth from the dead

[minor cypress]

The fringe cut is peak

[drifting mantle]

Men discussing women hair cuts

[placid sail]

I'm sorry I'm the "missed the fact she's missing half her head" guy

[minor cypress]

Also usually a red flag they will ruin your life.

[placid sail]

I will notice if she's completely bald though

I think

[drifting mantle]

Missing half her head?

[manic cave]

@tidal trellis Did you hear abt the cafe thing

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-he-just-like-he-just-like-me-fr-meme-gif-573734217303447410

[drifting mantle]

I don't have a mental picture in front of me

[placid sail]

good let's keep it family friendly on this christian server

[drifting mantle]

[split canyon]

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[drifting mantle]

We still talking hair cuts?

[manic cave]

what now?

[minor cypress]

For the visual learner

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-2-stalker-scar-spark-meme-gif-6112129495284371231

at your service my queen

[minor cypress]

[stark gull]

Wavy red hair

[drifting mantle]

It's peak

[tidal trellis]

Why!

[minor cypress]

1000% chance they would ruin your life and mental well being

[drifting mantle]

I dodged crazy mental illness a few times already.
Just not worth the pussy

[manic cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/909634382061502525/1308203620298264697/attachment.gif

[drifting mantle]

I value my sanity

[tidal trellis]

Oh that, yes

Friend showed it

[manic cave]

dude i NEED that merch

[minor cypress]

This just proves my point that shego, aeon flux and Trinity were psyops

[tidal trellis]

I'd get merch in general if I wasn't poor

[narrow lotus]

just for the lols, not because they are actually mentally ill

[narrow lotus]

which is even worse

[manic cave]

I'm gonna order alot.

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/underworld-kate-beckinsale-selene-pretty-gif-16282830

[manic cave]

majority of it you can alr guess which character lmfao

[tidal trellis]

Sir precious

[manic cave]

✅ can't believe they put him in chains tho 😭

[minor cypress]

Uhh i needed your monthly income because saturn was in retrograde and it was fun

[tidal trellis]

Smh

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/ergo-proxy-ergo-proxy-shotgun-anime-gif-11846961777168828255

This miss

[manic cave]

and to think we got 2 more seasons after 2 to look foward to as-well

[tidal trellis]

Omg true

Just hope they don't take as long to come out

[manic cave]

animation takes time

[drifting mantle]

What does the wish granter give you, if you wish for a hot goth gf?

[manic cave]

we waited this long, whats another couple of years

[tepid crest]

bloodsucker in mini-skirt and crop tops

[drifting mantle]

[tepid crest]

[drifting mantle]

[tepid crest]

Correct me if i'm wrong tho

[stark gull]

She fucks your ass every night

[drifting mantle]

Absolute win

[minor cypress]

Psyop psyop psyop

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-stare-at-paper-gif-5257839294650729742

[tepid crest]

Sooo ... wishgranter spawned assSucker ?

[stark gull]

[drifting mantle]

[tidal trellis]

My probably low lifespan

And the painful wait between seasons

I'm having a helluva boss and digital circus withdrawal

And at my limit

[manic cave]

eh idm + fan content exists as-well

like ALOT

• actually planning on travelling to america next year so i can go to the conventions.
  Just gotta work on my gear lmfao.

[minor cypress]

She is obsessed with medieval history and only listens to type o neg

[naive bison]

When a woman joins a competitive online game its like that scene from lord of the rings:
"You have no power here"

[naive bison]

Autistic games with racist player bases is a man's domain

If you are a woman dont come to DotA

[minor cypress]

Tell that to support moba players

[naive bison]

The only game this doesnt apply to is league of legends

Too many woman catering champs

[tidal trellis]

Neat, wish I could attend the conventions

[naive bison]

In DotA supports are manly men

Like omniknight

In league supports are cats and twinks

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/yuumi-chibiin-3d-league-of-legends-default-dance-gif-26191463

[manic cave]

i'm thinking of going enclave themed. Probs a enclave officer fit.

[naive bison]

Every slop twink cartoon

Get a grip

[tidal trellis]

What do you know xally you don't even watch them

[tidal trellis]

Plus they aren't!

[manic cave]

^

[minor cypress]

Flop you are never beating the allegations

[naive bison]

I don't watch them BECAUSE they are slop twink cartoons

I watch a real man's cartoon

King of the Hill.

[primal rapids]

I watch a real man's cartoon, Ed, Edd, and Eddy.

[minor cypress]

You mean the boondocks

Best slice of life anime

[naive bison]

Truth nailbomb

[coarse bear]

Watch the other GLITCH shows

[naive bison]

A boondocks episode would kill flop

[manic cave]

that or i make a marine fit.

[naive bison]

"THIS TWINK IS GUILTY"

"I GOT THE ROPE RIGHT HERE, HANG HIM RIGHT NOW"

[primal rapids]

I hate the Fallout 4 marine armor solely because it requires me to stay in DIMA's memory minigame longer than necessary.

Modded that shit out as soon as I could.

[tidal trellis]

Xally is insecure about his masculinity

[manic cave]

the minigame sucks ass.

[tidal trellis]

It's why he boasts so much about it

[manic cave]

but the armor is 100% worth it.

[naive bison]

You have none to judge

[narrow lotus]

i didnt know we actually have a sunken village in Romania as well lol

[naive bison]

They stole the soil integrity 😭

[narrow lotus]

This is whats left of the village's church , made in 1977

[tidal trellis]

Sounds like a good plan

[placid sail]

I personally was talking about a literal half of the head missing

[narrow lotus]

Communists turned it into a lake for clearing up the mining debris

[tidal trellis]

They're all wrong by their nature so by default I win

[narrow lotus]

They promised the villagers they will become rich

[placid sail]

but isn't it the fun part

[naive bison]

Did they

[naive bison]

Don't post images they dont load

Bad service today

[narrow lotus]

No , they were moved 100km away from the village, they did recieve some land and barely money but overall , less than what they had

[manic cave]

I mean i get WHY they made the reference ngl

[placid sail]

the cartoon was leagues better than the movie

[pale ingot]

fuck glitch yo

[naive bison]

Based

[primal rapids]

Fun fact, in Japan they argue whether it's better to watch King of the Hill with subs or dubs

[minor cypress]

I dont have a good tarkov wojack for this

[naive bison]

Koth is Texan anime

The "im laotian"
"The ocean? What ocean?" is still the best scebe

So are you Chinese or Japanese

[primal rapids]

https://x.com/princessakano/status/1969884163122855960

akano (@princessakano)

incredible things are happening

X · Sep 21, 2025, 9:59 PM

[naive bison]

Im from Laos, its a landlocked nation in Asia

[minor cypress]

Its just speedrunning character development

[naive bison]

So are you Chinese or Japanese

[placid sail]

you're never gonna be like steele it's zoever for you

[river zealot]

cant have alchol or cigs in it, kids might be watching

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-stare-at-paper-gif-5257839294650729742

[coarse bear]

For?

[river zealot]

gurt

[coarse bear]

POV: Buttholes aren't censored until "in use"

[river zealot]

how do you know that

[coarse bear]

(The use is boofing cigs)

[pale ingot]

old smg64 was funny and then he started adding weird stupid loser lore to his videos and then glitch studios happened

[coarse bear]

Okay

[dreamy flax]

📚 boofing

[the act] of consuming [alcohol] via [the anus], for rapid buzz

e.g. Lance [boofed] [a bottle] of [Old Thompson]

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312737501571715072/1358952321740050532/hjjl.gif

[coarse bear]

Sounds like some sorta mind goblin

[placid sail]

you would be the kind of guy to do that

[naive bison]

@river zealot @coarse bear https://youtu.be/m6pE8psWJXE?si=6G5HaUnXhv5dOsS1
Finally, good content.

[quaint ore]

Это уже не кот, а кошак.

[prisma venture]

gday

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/three-glasses-gif-24249833

о кошак?

[quaint ore]

I dont remember when I last wrote russian

I am a Lithuanian busy

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[coarse bear]

Ah, an S5 alt-account

[naive bison]

[coarse bear]

[prisma venture]

how we doin today

[placid sail]

he has such sensual lips

[quaint ore]

Cool it with homoerotic remarks

[narrow lotus]

babe time to watch history videos

Why Couldn't Trajan Conquer the Parthians?

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-a-homie-kiss-smack-gif-17593938

[coarse bear]

[quaint ore]

I find it insane how we have so much stuff about Rome, an empire which existed more than 2 thousand years ago

[coarse bear]

We keep finding more

[placid sail]

it's like they wrote it down or something istg

[quaint ore]

Paper has a tendency to degrade busy, we cant really read egyptian scrolls cause if we open them they will turn to dust

[coarse bear]

We found a fucking graffiti https://youtu.be/EXCOCT2w0qA

[placid sail]

you can write shit on stone too

[narrow lotus]

i mean history i get it , it was documented and kept in books and the books re-written to keep the information

but their buildings and stuff around the world is indeed insane

Here in Romania we have Adamclisi which is crazy

[placid sail]

and romans had plenty of buildings to self-glaze themselves onto

[quaint ore]

Romans really liked sex and penis jokes

[narrow lotus]

Tropheum Trajani

[placid sail]

humans

[narrow lotus]

after he conquered the Dacians

[placid sail]

humans like sex and penis jokes

[coarse bear]

I remember some guy wanted to make another vineyard and discovered Roman floor mosaics

[narrow lotus]

Romans took a lot from the Greeks but couldnt stand them so they made their own versions of what the Greeks had like gods etc

[quaint ore]

They took greek orgies and added women

[naive bison]

[narrow lotus]

[coarse bear]

Greece invented sex
Rome added women

[manic cave]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252586517948272650/1364196950060302477/caption-2.gif

[coarse bear]

Mind gobbling these nuts?

[quaint ore]

The duct taped wrists 💔

[coarse bear]

[naive bison]

So I dont fall for it and you still drop the punchline?

Fuck you

[coarse bear]

You replied to it twice, you were clearly asking

[narrow lotus]

whats funny is that, in my school i would probably be the single teacher who would get this

[quaint ore]

Yeah

9th graders look like children then there is 10th graders looking like they just took out a mortage

[naive bison]

Victim blaming

[coarse bear]

Go play scav

[naive bison]

"Freshmen only" means the guy who made the poster is the junior

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-burning-hell-pain-gif-17379863

i'm so tired hitler

[narrow lotus]

In east europe literally that 1 year difference is like two different power levels

When i was in 6th grade we had a gypsy in 7th, he was 1.80m and had a beard already

[pale ingot]

how many classes did he repeat

sounss like bro was there for 3 years extra

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/naomi-bunny-melon-gif-22514980

[narrow lotus]

Ironically iirc he didnt fail at all

He was a retard tho

[pale ingot]

i had a gypsy fail like 5th grade in my class before

[manic cave]

how tf you fail 5th grade

❓

[pale ingot]

i dont know

he was retarded

i think i remember on the like very first day of school his parents went to pick him up and they had like a carriage or some shit

[narrow lotus]

now they pick them up in the fucking electric scooter thingies

[prisma quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/king-terry-the-terrible-terry-davis-glowie-fed-cia-gif-3538830685046772539

[pale ingot]

and he fell off of it on the first day

[manic cave]

that checks out ngl

[pale ingot]

i saw him fall head first on the pavement

[manic cave]

also the cia was 100% out to get him

[pale ingot]

then ever since them he was mega retarded and didnt ever act seriously

but the first day of school he was normal iirc

that pavement turned bro 180 from 100 iq to 001 iq

[pale ingot]

6 hrs now

[coarse bear]

Паломникам было делать нехуй в 1 год нашей эры

[prisma quartz]

shit that's so real

[tame halo]

and it's not even her friend, it's some random lady she saw in a supermarket 20 years ago

[primal rapids]

It’s why I refuse to go on any kind of shopping trips with any of my female family members. My brothers, cousins, or uncles? Absolutely. Because we’ll go directly to what we’re looking for, get the shit, and leave.

[coarse bear]

Oh hey look a tools section

[primal rapids]

I think someone did a study on this and it took like 200% more time on average for women to shop than men

[coarse bear]

You might need that miter saw

[prisma quartz]

women be shoppin'

[fossil swan]

same here

i went with my mom once and came back after 7 hours

because she checked

every and each shop nearby

aswell

not just the one we wanted to go to

[pale ingot]

my mom is like relatively quick when it comes to shopping compared to this shit but it still takes 3 times as long compared to if i went alone

[placid sail]

my child ass dissociating on the brink of ego death for two hours on some chair while female relatives choose the clothes either for me or themselves

[minor cypress]

Wife mysteriously surprised every time we go shopping, get clothes and shoes, and im done within an hour with zero impulse buying.

[placid sail]

I still don't get how it works because adult me gets picky in the clothes shop sometimes and it's still 5-10 minutes tops

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/hoodheresies07/status/1970359245691551990

ja-hamon 🪓 (@hoodheresies07)

https://t.co/sjPEMNWWnA

vxTwitter / fixvx 💖 1.23K 🔁 76 · Sep 23, 2025, 5:27 AM

[pale ingot]

hold on lets ask the expert

[placid sail]

maybe they're picturing several years of their future life in the new dress including making a family and going through other life milestones while they're at it

[pale ingot]

@vast wren

[minor cypress]

Find brands you like and sizings, makes things go way faster.

[pale ingot]

why shop 50 hr

[minor cypress]

Also finding a specific brand, size, and type of jeans you like, then ordering a handful of them online is a gamechanger. Cozy jeans are peak

[coarse bear]

To be fair, women's clothes sizes are purposefully misleading
Each brand just makes it the fuck up

[minor cypress]

Shit, they don't even get real pockets half the time

[coarse bear]

I can fit a small tablet in my jeans pocket

[placid sail]

there's that quicksilver sweatshirt I have that already has holes in it that I love and I would have just bought five more of it and wear it to my grave

but I can't find it anywhere anymore

[pale ingot]

fake pockets are one of the most retarded things ever thought up

[placid sail]

[coarse bear]

Gotta sell those purses

[quaint ore]

Yeah ngl i would just tear them open and sew in a pocket myself

[slender rock]

🐳

[placid sail]

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbG14d2h1eTdiY3AzbnJuaWJjYjJpdGF0NHR4cmNqNGs5eDRkdzN3ciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/rl83xsC6FeO7mY7a5Q/giphy.gif

[primal rapids]

Ah yes, a subtle and tasteful cosmetic for the witch character

[placid sail]

subtle and tasteful

borderlands

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-the-joke-ranier-wolfcastle-mc-bain-the-simpsons-stand-up-comedy-gif-4372917

[storm stream]

qay and retarded

[fallow trellis]

would raw, next question

[coarse bear]

At least boil her

[primal rapids]

This siren is fuckin' RAW

https://tenor.com/view/raw-gif-798993911785685941

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/674836345742426122/1419999152431169607/RDT_20250923_0645151270567498922483646.jpg?ex=68d3ccc4&is=68d27b44&hm=c1dd24e11b6e49335cd67ae52421c03cbdc20bcc2243c2d74fb8237c2eaf6d09&

[coarse bear]

Honestly just crash the plane

[placid sail]

throwing you to the pack of wolves until you come back pregnant

[fading portal]

Good luck crashing a plane

[tidal trellis]

Cockpit door locked Mr ain't getting in

[fading portal]

Kick the cockpit doors down

[tidal trellis]

Break your leg

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-meme-marvel-rivals-jeff-the-shark-jeff-die-jgmm-gif-14440568090723062782

[tidal trellis]

[tidal trellis]

Why!

It's a cute creature

Why do that

[placid sail]

do not talk

[tidal trellis]

I do not answer to you

[split canyon]

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[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798773507345481740/1418672876030005461/2I2ElNJ.mp4?ex=68d2ee13&is=68d19c93&hm=a6a840836bfbb1f7fba9bf52899fe0653db571ce1c02bec1267a208f7ff218a4&

Here's your obligatory daily cat video

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

Cute!!

My heart

[placid sail]

hell yeah, dry ice

doing its part in promoting natural selection since 1835

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggo-black-dog-shocked-surprised-gif-17809907

[storm stream]

Respectfully, the moment you realise that you have to be responsible for your own life, you will start going bald

[tidal trellis]

Guh?

[storm stream]

yeah

[narrow lotus]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/darth-vader-bacta-tank-obi-wan-kenobi-hayden-christensen-star-wars-gif-25796327

[storm stream]

Hello Busy!

[slender rock]

Flourishing, happy, moisturized, focused and content

[placid sail]

(it's flop in his life support twink tank)

[wooden harbor]

twink tank? is that like shark tank?

[slender rock]

But it's twinks

[tidal trellis]

Getting grilled on mustafar didn't end well

[narrow lotus]

@tidal trellis hi femboy

[tidal trellis]

I am not that!!

[tidal trellis]

I would've been purged by now if I was

[narrow lotus]

Flop self aware

[split canyon]

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[tidal trellis]

Why!!!

[tidal trellis]

Of course I think therefore I am, type of thing you know I'm sentient

[placid sail]

if you're sentient, then xela is as well

[eager igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1400484114943180851/thetwinkthatmakesyouangry-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-meme-marvel-rivals-jeff-the-shark-jeff-die-jgmm-gif-14440568090723062782

[tidal trellis]

no that's a bot Mr

[placid sail]

there is so precious little difference between you and xela

only that xela is sometimes smarter

[dreamy flax]

https://generated.inspirobot.me/a/Yqevk3OmJD.jpg

[tidal trellis]

Mean I never hurt your feelings busy, smh

[placid sail]

your mere existence makes me sick

https://tenor.com/view/hulk-meme-marvel-rivals-jeff-the-shark-jeff-die-jgmm-gif-14440568090723062782

[heady crow]

Dont fall for the bait

[tidal trellis]

Up for the millionth TIME, I do not bait shit I just be me and people get mad at me end of story

[wooden surge]

Shut up bozo

[tidal trellis]

You still left a question of my unanswered despite my genuine question so yeah

[tidal trellis]

I don't listen to u mr

[wooden surge]

Shut up bozo

[tidal trellis]

Still don't listen to you Mr

[wooden surge]

One braincell

Get new material

[tidal trellis]

New material for what!

[wooden surge]

NPC behaviour, same response every time

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-commander-shepard-gif-11041217579839543905

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-repete-commander-shepard-shepard-you-what-gif-13879410

[tidal trellis]

These are confusing times

[placid sail]

cease being

[coarse bear]

I cast green ending

[tidal trellis]

Don't know what that means

[fallow trellis]

permission to post voluptuous abgs

[drifting mantle]

I have a strong urge to post something, that will a lot of brainfart

[grizzled meadow]

Send in DMs

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-me-too-kid-incredibles-gif-19919940

[fallow trellis]

how impactful is the story of bl4 to the overall franchise narrative?

[grizzled meadow]

Me from the future here, do not send in DMs

[drifting mantle]

https://bsky.app/profile/meltsmelts.bsky.social/post/3lzgokldhf22t

melts (@meltsmelts.bsky.social)

#deltarune #krusie let's hangout together for the rest of our lives or something dude 💍🤜🤛

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Bluesky · Sep 22, 2025, 3:03 PM

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[drifting mantle]

Of course it's from BlueSky

[naive bison]

Speak = trouble

[grizzled meadow]

Cock = rider

[naive bison]

When all you have to say is slurs
Its best to not say anything at all

[primal rapids]

BL4 spoilers obviously: ||Not incredibly? The planet the game takes place on, Kairos, is isolated from the rest of the galaxy, or was until Lilith crashed Elpis, Pandora's moon into the shroud that was hiding the place. Lilith, Amara, Zane, Moxxi, and Claptrap are basically the only ones from the previous games to actually be present.||

[drifting mantle]

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/alan-wake-alan-wake-2-alex-casey-sam-lake-fuck-you-gif-18055023789214883207

[fallow trellis]

can i get a hit on that via dm also

[placid sail]

the original is better

[grizzled meadow]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[placid sail]

everything must be made into fucking undertale

[grizzled meadow]

OF COURSE you know the original

[drifting mantle]

There is a orginal?

[placid sail]

it's all the same but it's just an asian couple and not the usual opressively everywhere undertale bullshit

[drifting mantle]

*deltarune

[placid sail]

unplug yourself

[coarse bear]

I saw it on Twitter first so

[primal rapids]

More BL4 spoilers: ||I honestly wish Amara and Lilith didn't show up at all, considering Amara is just a narcissistic asshole and now a complete simp for Lilith, and Lilith just needs to die for real, it feels like she's had more screentime than Handsome Jack and he had multiple games about him.||

[placid sail]

||damn||

[drifting mantle]

To quote a certain Robert:
"I think you're lying"

[primal rapids]

People can’t lie on the internet, that’s impossible

[coarse bear]

By two hours

[coarse bear]

This says 20:03

[drifting mantle]

This proves nothing

[coarse bear]

That's right, walk away

[slender rock]

Sus USB sticx

[coarse bear]

Wdym sus

[slender rock]

A bunch of Indian rap

Idk

Nothing worth saving and it's shitty trap beats

[naive bison]

Talking to Robert is like talking to a bad NPC in an RPG game

You have to advance the dialog for every sentence

He cant finish a thought fully

[drifting mantle]

[placid sail]

mf puts an unidentified usb into his PC and complains that someone stole his stuff

yeah no wonder

[narrow lotus]

[primal rapids]

Is that a fucking Armored Core 6 reference

[drifting mantle]

[visual stirrup]

wife material

[placid sail]

get in the I can fix her queue

[lyric horizon]

I said "gg"

5 times

and got banned

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-a-king-gg-ratcord-forsen-gif-11613006515799646519

[visual stirrup]

nah
"She can make me worse"

whoever made Lois Lane a short haired tomboy needs a fucking raise

wait a second...

dark skin?

suspects the protagonist?

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[paper schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/488053772401246210/1003371798886350928/Fembitch.gif

[placid sail]

oh baby

that delicious bolognese sauce is mending my poor abused psychie

even salted it properly for once

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/Spadiddle/status/1970203655144910997

🐌 (@Spadiddle)

Spot the difference!

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 22, 2025, 7:08 PM

[hot solstice]

whuh

nanner

[stark gull]

eternal

[fossil swan]

eat both

one has to be boiled one has to be skinned

[pale ingot]

I've been on do not disturb for 6 years bud

don't tell me what to fucking do

[distant quarry]

but think about your friends, they might think you are busy

[manic cave]

"this painkiller causes autism!!"

[paper schooner]

mossad agents are onto you

run

[coarse bear]

Weak, I have a friend who has been invis for 10

[pale ingot]

fuck my friends

if they think im busy and dont message me because of that they some bitches

[distant quarry]

[manic cave]

I've had my status as online for a year

[coarse bear]

0 messages

[manic cave]

Nah I just don't check the message request box.

[naive bison]

It does

I once took ibuprofen and downloaded rimworld after

[coarse bear]

Honestly, deserved

Overhead mountain be upon you

[paper schooner]

Thank god you did not download stellaris

there still hope for you

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/stellaris-jerma-livestock-gif-24534017

[coarse bear]

[placid sail]

нюхай бебру

[heady crow]

Apyr?

[placid sail]

это вряд ли

https://tenor.com/view/punch-gif-18555222

[river zealot]

Hes right you know

[river zealot]

This is very very very ironic hearing it from you

[river zealot]

It gets new maps from time to time, its fun with friends ngl

[placid sail]

how so

[river zealot]

Do i really need to explain

[placid sail]

yes

otherwise why would I ask you idiot

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/saitama-one-punch-man-okay-gif-5516390

[placid sail]

ah jesus I get it now

I was fucking scratching my head over connection between me and tarkov, while you've meant russian regime

well, idiotic commentary, I'd like to see you act anything else on my place, but I at least get it now

[dreamy flax]

📚 amish

A branch of the Anabaptist movement, commonly associated with voluntary abstention from [electricity] and other modern conveniences, use of plain clothes and head coverings, and an emphasis on farming. Their language, [Pennsylvania Dutch], is used at home and in church. [Pennsylvania Dutch] is a derivative of German. Some Amish children attend Amish-only schools, while others attend public schools. They tend to be highly community and family oriented. The majority of the Amish live in western Pennsylvania, middle Ohio, and middle Indiana.

Mattie Yoder makes fruit jam every summer, bakes bread weekly, and sews her own dresses in accordance with her Amish background.

Eli Lapp used the public [neighborhood] phone to call the bishop, since Old Order Amish rules prohibit telephones inside homes.

The tourists giggled with glee, trying to snap photographs of the fleeing seven-year-old Amish girl in her plain dress and head covering. They didn't [understand] that Amish tradition regards [photography] as sinful.

[pale ingot]

oh new unturned map? sweet new map to sink 15 hours into when i next get bored and have nothing else to play

every new map they add is also like increasingly higher quality

[placid sail]

basically luddite redneck jews from US

no wait that's some protestantism flavor why did I think it's jews

[fossil swan]

because they increasingly work less on them (the unturned devs)

they're mostly made by modders

[river zealot]

yeah they are protestants

craszy how there is almost a half million of them

[stoic girder]

Comes with being in the US

[pale ingot]

i know i know

respect to the modders

[weak jackal]

a ton of incest too

like so much

[visual stirrup]

one is a tasty nutritious snack
the other is a banana

[coarse bear]

!true

[split canyon]

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[naive bison]

that's what happens when you eat ivermectin

[naive bison]

♻️

[vast wren]

good lord

[vast wren]

I just opened my husbands laptop to check something, he saved every nude I sent him since we started dating and put it in files

[fallow trellis]

self-serve restaurant

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/hololive-ホロライブ-hologra-ホロぐら-hoshimachi-suisei-gif-24613026

[placid sail]

I have an important announcement to make as well

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-breaking-bad-breaking-bad-meme-walter-white-meme-walter-white-jesse-lee-peterson-gif-25512250

[placid sail]

I've just scratched my ass

it was mildly satisfying

[fallow trellis]

proof?

[vast wren]

is it still if its only your wifes though?

[fallow trellis]

pornography of all kind is haram

delete them

[fallow trellis]

it especially matters if its your wife

[vast wren]

I feel like I should be weirded out but I kind of find it romantic

[fallow trellis]

that is because you are weird

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-fighting-fighting-game-meme-memes-gif-20042309

[vast wren]

I mean, saving every nude I sent him dating back to 2023? thats dedication right there

anyway

[fallow trellis]

Ive been stealing memes from this channel since 2022

[narrow lotus]

thats weird af

[fallow trellis]

its not that hard to not delete images on you computer

[vast wren]

did you moan

[fallow trellis]

You just have to forget about them which is easy

[vast wren]

if it was mildly satisfying

[placid sail]

[stoic girder]

It's either that or he goons to some OF model.

[naive bison]

@coarse bear @river zealot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujUjwvxb5X4
I didn't know it had a sequel

[quartz ridge]

This chat is just weird man

[vast wren]

I know but I just pretended it didnt exist

[fallow trellis]

u on ur meds

[vast wren]

all under the bridge

[fallow trellis]

uve been freakier day by day

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

that's a keeper

[quartz ridge]

How to get fat ass

Be a man

Success

[naive bison]

W Mans

[coarse bear]

How many squats

[naive bison]

idk you watch it

my ass is big enough

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1215814533407576114/1379521283498311830/watermark-10.gif

[fallow trellis]

permission to post thick voluptuous abg

[vast wren]

hip thrusts? are they sure thats the most efficient method?

[naive bison]

did you watch the video?

[vast wren]

I have war thunder matchmaking on my monitor

[quartz ridge]

Thats weird ngl

[vast wren]

its taking too long to find a match

[naive bison]

that didnt asnwer my question

[vast wren]

no.

[vast wren]

yep, but it doesnt matter, under the bridge for me

different strokes for different folks

[naive bison]

what is

[fallow trellis]

different strokes?

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[vast wren]

yes

can't judge my own husband to be honest, I respech the dedication

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096329337759858718/1419783648558710855/Gcb36cZW4AAA6Xi.png?ex=68d3acd0&is=68d25b50&hm=863c28796e94a81f1c40d9984b31824308a3018195bd70d765bc8c61d250fbcc&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

just crafted ts 🥀

[fading portal]

this is why you dont craft minecarts out of used iron

[prime zenith]

[vast wren]

is that minecart made by BMW

[fallow trellis]

wont have that issue if your cart was from toyota

[vast wren]

check engine light from the factory, definetly BMW

[vast wren]

does the gas mask do anything?

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/its-called-style-people-eugene-levy-johnny-rose-johnny-schitts-creek-gif-20256306

[vast wren]

added style with the asbestos filters

[visual stirrup]

some people think that oxygen deprivation during exercise does something to increase your blood's ability to carry oxygen

I've heard that the masks don't do anything, but training at high altitudes does

[visual stirrup]

actually, none of them even have the filters on

[drifting mantle]

Classic

Yes Sir!

[visual stirrup]

I was confused for a second, but I figure that shitty soviet masks probably don't stop airflow while there is no filter present

[vast wren]

shitty because thats a gp-5 gas mask

the filters on those

have asbestos in them

[visual stirrup]

we know

and you can buy adaptors to use modern filters

[primal kayak]

The weak shall perish

[visual stirrup]

western filters, even

[fossil swan]

500 pushups at 10k altitude

[visual stirrup]

is that how many 30x5 is?
I don't know, I was a rebel in third grade

[fossil swan]

30x5 is 150

[visual stirrup]

!30x5

what's the command?

p!30x5

[fossil swan]

p!30x5

idk

oh

[vast wren]

poeple that grew up in the 50s-70s have atleast some form of asbestos or lead in their veins like gen z now with microplastics

[fossil swan]

!5x30

p!5x30

none

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/wash-clean-dog-hose-viralhog-gif-13854157

[fossil swan]

gen z/alpha have nanoplastics AND brainrot dogshit in their bnrain straight up

[visual stirrup]

show off

[vast wren]

ah yes, the lead and asbestos of gen z

[visual stirrup]

and the next generation will be full of carbon nanotubes

[vast wren]

straight up nicotine

[visual stirrup]

if we make an indestructible and cheap material, it's gonna end up fucking everywhere

[vast wren]

they wont live to see 50

[naive bison]

artem top left

[primal kayak]

We will never be full of bitches

[visual stirrup]

"Oh monkey's paw, can you give us a cheap material that doesn't rot and can be formed into any shape?"

https://tenor.com/view/monkeys-paw-paw-monkey-gif-17535679

and that's why we have plastic

[vast wren]

that shits in everyones veins now

[dreamy flax]

📚 sneak

cheap [shotting] [someone] when they dont [expect] it

like if hes [talking to someone] and i come from [nowhere] and sneak him [right in the face]

[split canyon]

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[visual stirrup]

suffering from success

[vast wren]

what about the toxic as shit specific plastic that if burnt and the fumes get inhaled, it damages your lungs

permanently

[narrow lotus]

[visual stirrup]

the guys behind this need to die
there is no way this technology will be healthy for society

[vast wren]

that container that milk is packed in america

and that stuff that plastic cutting boards are made out off

[visual stirrup]

I fucking hate this upcoming "post truth" (after truth) era

[vast wren]

its cheaper

doubt they care if its healthy

[visual stirrup]

talking about the AI shit iedy just posted

[vast wren]

oh.

it isnt porn this time though

bit surprised

knowing Iedy

[visual stirrup]

people can't even be trusted with chat gpt
the ability to make fake video is going to be way worse

people say shit like "but what about photoshop?"
well, photoshop takes time and skill
and often leaves marks

if everybody in the world was a photoshop master, it'd be another story

[vast wren]

its getting more and more realistic

[placid sail]

finally, a chance for a girl to jack off iedy

[visual stirrup]

I just rewatched the video with audio on
please do not tarnish Sonne with this shit

it is getting overused everywhere

[fallow trellis]

what i see when bro looks submissive n breedable

[vast wren]

its a good song while playing 5.0-6.0 german tanks in war thunder

[primal kayak]

Our current government is flooding youtube with AI generated propaganda about the opposing party's leader

[vast wren]

https://tenor.com/view/yuckers-yummers-homelander-its-yummers-gif-10513465113292340707

avoid politicslop

[primal kayak]

Worst part is that it looks well made, not some chatGPT hobby shit

[visual stirrup]

a very relevant example
somebody sloppily edited that prison footage in Premiere, and everybody else noticed

it'd be different if the conspirators could get a better editor to do the work for them without worrying about that editor going to the press

a fucking clanker editor

[vast wren]

of course

macron isnt gonna settle for shittily made AI

[zealous elm]

same here except not only yt but every social media

[primal kayak]

Well it's not just youtube it's basically everywhere

[zealous elm]

1st result is almost always political "ad"

[vast wren]

He's gonna shill out as much euros as he can on anything but fix the problem, thats all I'm just gonna say

[vast wren]

I just find the button to mark them as not interested

[primal kayak]

They even made a cult called "fighters club". It's some online shit where they go around and shit on the other political parties pages

[vast wren]

I don't want any political slop in my youtube algorithim

[zealous elm]

probably because every euro spent on hate campaigns is several times more efficient at gaining votes than spending the same amount on fixing shit

[primal kayak]

I've been using adblockers since for a few years now

We were talking and at first I thought that they were joking about that ai ad, but then they tried to show me some random video and it actually popped up on my friends phone

[proven crown]

Rookie numbers. Imagine not using them for 30 years

[vast wren]

not gonna get into it because no politics in brainfart, absolutely braindead, everything but fix the problem

[primal kayak]

Before the internet it was called "home defence"

Where you started shooting at everyone who knocked on your door

[bold kettle]

what if you dont have a fence

[primal kayak]

Why would you need a fence?

[bold kettle]

i dunno

[primal kayak]

Fair

[dreamy flax]

📚 greaser

a person who dresses in [rockabilly] fashion and styles his hair in a pompdour or other tall retro hairstyle with a petrolium based pomade, such as seen in [the movies]: grease, [the outsiders], westside story, rebel without cause, etc

1:[the greaser] went [to the] diner to cruise for some [really] keen chicks

[vast wren]

are there ATF agents showing up on your door showing up on the daily before the internet or something?

[primal kayak]

Not me

[vast wren]

thats actually a slur for italian american immigrants in the 50s

[primal kayak]

Wasn't even alive that time

[vast wren]

oh boy, they must really hate ATF agents to use the shoot first ask questions later strategy before the internet

[primal kayak]

But there was a time when advertisers would go knocking on doors so they could sell their shitty vacuum cleaners

[vast wren]

wait why is brainfart no longer bulgaria

[vast wren]

thats the 50s

they also sold milk in glass bottles too

[primal kayak]

Also Jehovah's Witnesses

[primal kayak]

Okay grandma if you say so

[heady crow]

i miss when we used to be a proper country

[vast wren]

they still do it till this day

[vast wren]

maybe I really am a hag

https://tenor.com/view/rayan-goslin-gif-11804732405125585746

[vast wren]

(during that time period the cold war was still going on so prepare for nuclear war while you were at it too)

[heady crow]

i mean, the cold war was pretty much peak for warfare

[heady crow]

ME

[vast wren]

a whole "war" of nothing ever happening

[visual stirrup]

why did you photoshop me with a scaly?

[vast wren]

the most tensions between the USSR and america was the cuban missile crisis

[paper schooner]

wtf
it's me and my wife

[vast wren]

and that was it, and that incident of a guy almost launching a nuke from their submarine and stopped before it could be launched

[visual stirrup]

get your head checked
and if you post another picture of me, I'm going to report you to the mods for doxxing

[paper schooner]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1108084944217051256/1179317210540412968/tv4.gif?ex=657957bd&is=6566e2bd&hm=496f0c1519b7c16e024a892ba42520e8798a60af3c458e836d579b4b700091e8&

[sour inlet]

sure as far as direct confrontation but the Vietnam and Korean war were part of the cold war as well

[visual stirrup]

your friend wearing a hex and a bastion while you're looking for gasans is the realest shit

I can't bring myself to wear helmets without ears

and the whole thing with some helmets not being able to take NVG's is bullshit

[narrow lotus]

me watching the meme rn

[visual stirrup]

you just have to drill the holes into the right spots on the helmet and bolt it on
there are far more retarded crafts in the hide out

[visual stirrup]

obviously, you can't do that on the dickhead helmet
but that's how you put them on the ULACH irl

[pseudo robin]

Test drive cock and ball torture program

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-suit-cute-cat-suit-cat-gif-7265348906001948321

[narrow lotus]

i got 2 sbih and 1 kill in that area

it only costed me all raid scrolling thorugh my phone

[visual stirrup]

actual unemployment behavior

most people play games to have fun, sir

[visual stirrup]

p!xkcd 327

[foggy mantle]

Comic #327 - Exploits of a Mom

Her daughter is named Help I'm trapped in a driver's license factory.

Published 10/10/2007

[fallow trellis]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGFYtZD53ZA

i saw mech i tot it was titan fall 2

its just blop 2 maps

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/banshee-supergirl-gif-24006098

[fallow trellis]

with blops 2 weapons

[heady crow]

for a sec i thought the alligator was dunkin on jesus

[heady crow]

@grizzled meadow i was really scared by that Z reaction pop up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778442718551867402/1419968240406368376/image0.jpg?ex=68d3affa&is=68d25e7a&hm=04461e010156dc9efffc962439b3a396f42c61b4a40af5b8dd233ddb8049f647&

[paper schooner]

i saw that

[heady crow]

no

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/i-kneel-kneel-kneeling-avgn-angry-videogame-nerd-gif-25509746

[naive bison]

@river zealot @coarse bear @narrow lotus @stone blade @drifting mantle @grizzled meadow

watch iedy stream tarkov
make an edgy joke
see "Clip saved" in top right after

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-saul-goodman-mug-shot-photo-flash-jimmy-mcgill-gif-11353977417115551513

[naive bison]

It's over.

[coarse bear]

Good night, sweet prince

[naive bison]

if the joke ever gets out

that's a mute for sure

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[grizzled meadow]

Send in DMs

[naive bison]

bro iedy posted it in #💣tarkov-released against my wishes

everything said in a private tarkov vc is not supposed to be released

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-jam-gif-21906465

it's him

[split canyon]

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[visual stirrup]

I am never going to forgive Cory for inflicting the term "mother bearing hips" upon the english language

the term is CHILD BEARING HIPS

https://tenor.com/view/angry-angry-red-mad-mad-angry-guy-friday-night-funkin-gif-1221298022220267120

[placid sail]

mother bearing hips makes no sense

[visual stirrup]

IT MAKES ME LOSE MY FREAKING GOURD!

[placid sail]

but I am going to use it because it makes you madge

[naive bison]

just found out the guy from YourMovieSucks is a massive fucking disgusting freak

[visual stirrup]

dogfucker

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/coIqBo_hjUQ?si=g8FIbR6LY_Zgy1OT

[naive bison]

i'm watching a Rob's Media video about him and bro legit said "animals can non-verbally consent to humans" 😭

[grizzled meadow]

I don't understand where's the bad part

[narrow lotus]

Xal is so lucky Falco doesnt know English

[cunning lance]

https://youtu.be/bX2lk4q3OzY?si=KpPfuEKMfzdSFwtf

oh fuck off

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-it-omg-danny-devito-oh-my-god-gif-15873107

@naive bison

[naive bison]

what

[grizzled meadow]

The video

[naive bison]

listen man

i didn't post it

it wasn't supposed to get out

i plead the fifth

[visual stirrup]

say goodbye to your late night career, xal

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus suspiciously cut out the part wherre both him and artem laughed out loud for like a minute uninterrupted

[visual stirrup]

no tv show for you

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/nino-brown-meme-gif-12573636828218859098

[high wing]

I need to see this video

[eager igloo]

Can't fucking hear anything on it

[naive bison]

good

[grizzled meadow]

That's what I wanted to say

[narrow lotus]

peopel acting like those were the Epstein Files or some shit

[lapis zinc]

Nah he only said olive

[grizzled meadow]

#💣tarkov-released message

[naive bison]

bro im basically Young Thug the rapper on like 20 years of probation

1 slipup and im doing life in prison

[eager igloo]

Dw falco I got a subtitle version

[naive bison]

true and real i never said anything controversial or offensive in the clip

[river zealot]

its okay man

it was in private vc

you cant kill him

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/452219191580295168/1418771446481686638/Eeel_kickclips_humor_ismerling.mp4?ex=68d14fa0&is=68cffe20&hm=12c2f9ab443be430362b9a622711c8b64d60769ba25afecccae719d53440a1ac&

[narrow lotus]

He said Charr on this Cock

[naive bison]

i could have clipped iedy saying some things 2 mins after as a safety precaution

it would have been cuban missile crisis

[river zealot]

mutual assured destruction

[naive bison]

one goes down all go down

[narrow lotus]

[crude oak]

here's apology letter after 12h mute

[narrow lotus]

Saint George himself would make me his page for how clean i am

[naive bison]

who's Saint George