ran a full fire loadout, I have never had more fun in the game
#🤖🐛🦑helldivers
dire igloo
slim coral
ran a full fire loadout, I have never had more fun in the game
Ran a full gas loadout, I have never had more shittier game than this
I kinda wish they gave us white phosphorous mortar with the effect like real life
plucky lion
i been doing spear, supply pack, gas strike, gas mines. works pretty well
slim coral
i been doing spear, supply pack, gas strike, gas mines. works pretty well
Which Spear
plucky lion
not melee lol
potent leaf
literally me
high timber
start raising lidar while teammates are engaged
deploy gas mines on it for safety against stragglers
ping mine deployer (“mines.”)
ping cluster of mines (“danger.”)
ping objective <200m away
teammate runs up to lidar console, triggers mines and fluoride stares at me
I don’t need help SHOO stop killing yourself fnr
potent leaf
Watching people ignore your pings and audible/visual warnings for them only to sprint into them within 30 seconds fills me with a deep feeling of anger
empty zealot
Had a need to force shut my pc when playing helldivers 2, now it can't sync in my steam cloud saves 
dire igloo
My friends yesterday were crying from being killed by my dynamite while I literally tell them throwing dynamite as soon as I do, and then they ignore the bright flashing and loud beeping that it produces 
plain bough
My friends yesterday were crying from being killed by my dynamite while I litera...
it's just like Left 4 dead, but instead of the bomb attracting zombies it attracts helldivers
plain bough
did charlie kirk invade helldivers
plain bough
so what even changed in the image perms for the bay harbor stretcher event
eager cliff
so what even changed in the image perms for the bay harbor stretcher event
nothing , we just blacklisted several bad images that will be immediately caught and banned by the bot should someone even post them
how did they get to helldivers with the whole topic is beyond me but understandable
yo holy shit
tawny mirage
Yeah the dude who shot Kirk inscribed a bullet with the 500kg code
earnest stag
how did they get to helldivers with the whole topic is beyond me but understanda...
Ehhh you dont know?
sacred tapir
Yeah the dude who shot Kirk inscribed a bullet with the 500kg code
of course he did
eager cliff
Crazy
earnest stag
Not 500kg
sacred tapir
oh boi i sure hope i dont get a mute for saying something at all 
sacred tapir
yeah i heard
anyways, lets not delve any deeper, for its what got me 2 weeks vacation off gamma server
im only here because i apologized to dry about it
graceful compass
sharp gorge
Whuh
slim coral
@narrow trout
dire igloo
Day 174628192647181 of waiting for the helldiver devs to buff orb rail cannon so its not horrendous dog shit on a 3 and a half minute cooldown
slim coral
I wish they do a Walking Gatling
loud bison
I'd nut
rancid ibex
I want an orbital missile barrage like in HD1
grizzled dagger
loud bison
finally managed to destroy the Hive Lord
plain bough
Died at the last moment, but we got a hive lord killed
plain bough
Killed another one
empty zealot
https://fixvx.com/JosephF62710202/status/1966554715157663889 <:kekl:102802567468...
Pft, I had a situation much worse yesterday 
One of us got in, I threw in 500kg, but there was some shit underneath the shuttle, so when we all 3 tried to go in, we were just pushing it 😭
So in the end, only one escaped
Absolute cinema failed 
rancid ibex
Killed another one
All that hard work for just 222 xp? Bruh
plain bough
All that hard work for just 222 xp? Bruh
Idk if its buggy or some shit, but the end screen shows 2K XP for that objective
sharp gorge
plain bough
fighting hive lords aint that bad now, assuming your team can actually handle it with some firepower
fighting em with predator strain tho, challenging
loud bison
yeah, it isn't too terrible of a fight
IF you have teammates who aren't dying
plain bough
then the hive lord pulls out the 2 moves, squash and vomit
now to wait 6 months for bots to get their metal gear and we do this all over again
inb4 the team decides 3 types of orbital ordinance is acceptable
tall urchin
i have yet to take on a hive lord
rancid ibex
Idk how to deal with a hive lord while simultaneously trying to fight against bug breaches
plain bough
Idk how to deal with a hive lord while simultaneously trying to fight against bu...
I use strafing runs, thermite and some other AT support weapons for the hive lord, orbital napalm and barrage for breaches
rancid ibex
Hmm i see
rancid ibex
Yay we did it
weren't it for P3 having cheats on and using godmode and a commando with unlimited ammo
sharp gorge
narrow trout
~~weren't it for P3 having cheats on and using godmode and a commando with unlim...
allat just for 200 xp
rancid ibex
eager cliff
eager cliff
narrow trout
firing squad
empty zealot
He could have used the stinky emote, which would have been even worse 😭
rancid ibex
Btw what is this objective? Every lobby we keep missing it even though we've scoured the map entirely. Not even Lidar helps locate it
And no this isn't the one where u transport a worm on ur back I think
sharp gorge
And no this isn't the one where u transport a worm on ur back I think
No, it's a random SSSD
So even worse
slim coral
Btw what is this objective? Every lobby we keep missing it even though we've sco...
They usually spawn in a red spot
rancid ibex
Yes citizen, approved by the Ministry of Truth
rancid ibex
They usually spawn in a red spot
Hmmm
fiery tendon
rancid ibex
Finally I'm free
No more being forced to wear inflammable
I love me a gatling laser
plucky lion
understandable
graceful compass
Imagine 
steady zinc
sacred tapir
actually tho, we dont realize how much they do
theyre just the imperial guard, but democratic
while we're like discount space marines that are undersized
steady zinc
while we're like discount space marines that are undersized <:KekSkew:1146905259...
Helldivers are send in after S.E.A.F. has been defeated.
sacred tapir
Helldivers are send in after S.E.A.F. has been defeated.
yeah that checks out
marines are often used like that too
steady zinc
dire igloo
same mission, God I love this game
steady zinc
sacred tapir
dont threaten me with a good time
i regret my prior sentence
but will not delete it
slim coral
narrow trout
are they ok
rancid ibex
Democracy protects
mossy tapir
Man, Animatrix is so good
mossy tapir
https://youtu.be/wlmQA1M4ILo?si=mtouAIdWD5OS-PPm
Back when we can make fun movies again
earnest stag
https://youtu.be/wlmQA1M4ILo?si=mtouAIdWD5OS-PPm
Back when we can make fun movie...
The game to the movie was actualy solid
mossy tapir
sharp gorge
(I failed to contribute because apparently hunters can pounce into defense objective generators and damage em from the inside)
plain bough
always gotta watch if a group got inside the walls
eager cliff
(I failed to contribute because apparently hunters can pounce into defense objec...
you are ass
sharp gorge
That's the thing, it was just one that slipped through
sharp gorge
you are ass
Woe, predator strain be upon ye
cunning escarp
tawny mirage
Woe, predator strain be upon ye
Hey shitass ➡️➡️⬇️⬅️➡️⬆️
sacred tapir
Hey shitass ➡️➡️⬇️⬅️➡️⬆️
Hey fuckwit throws a frog covered in kerosene at you
tawny mirage
Lmao
steady zinc
eager cliff
narrow trout
dire igloo
then he takes heavy machine gun, 500kg, rocket turret so hes not a useless cunt 
sacred tapir
then he takes heavy machine gun, 500kg, rocket turret so hes not a useless cunt ...
mfw he just brings railgun and minefields so he is a useless cunt
well
railgun doesnt make you useless, its actually quite effective in bot front on all enemies
(we dont talk about factory strider)
light nymph
slim coral
https://tenor.com/view/furry-gif-12070229096692857058
You are one
sacred tapir
You are one
loud bison
-0.500%
shy schooner
Are war striders missing rn?
I've been diving at lvl 9 and I haven't seen a single one?
Also
rancid ibex
Yeah thermites are bouncing a lot against enemies nowadays. It seems like alexus shadow nerfed it because he's a tiny baby who's too scared to play the game beyond difficulty 3 and thinks normal grenades should be used more
rancid ibex
Fuck that
I want the game to be fun, not fucking realistic
If I want a realistic game I'd be playing tarkov
narrow trout
surely you can pick a better game
rancid ibex
Skong
tawny mirage
I want the game to be fun, not fucking realistic
you my friend have alot to learn with AH
the most incompetent competent game devs out there
rancid ibex
It sucks people fail to see behind AH and just glaze them
It's like that one simpsons meme where Homer became skinny but all of his fat is held by strings behind bis back and Marge doesn't see jt
tawny mirage
ive got what
ive seen the game from the start to where it is now
and my god are AH extreme idiots at times
BUT
they did make a hell of a good game
sacred tapir
Yeah thermites are bouncing a lot against enemies nowadays. It seems like alexus...
Alexus is big time retard
So like of course
I dont use thermites, didnt like the funny firework sound when they pop
Like some shitty party prop
They would be nice for war striders tho
Granted they dont bounce
rancid ibex
Woah halo
sharp gorge
They would be nice for war striders tho
Witnessed it working pretty well on a war strider
rancid ibex
Invisible vending machine 
sharp gorge
Anti-theft cloaking technology
eager cliff
Cant stop me
loud bison
sharp gorge
That'll cost you
rancid ibex
Nuh uh
sharp gorge
200000 Requisition slips
tawny mirage
they buffed the warriors
welp, time for another break from helldivers i suppose
loud bison
well, at least the MO is on the automaton front
but we'll probably have to defend hellmire twice
narrow trout
Yeah i aint fighting this strain ever again
tawny mirage
Helldivers 2: play it while it’s fun, don’t when it isn’t.
rancid ibex
I just learned the recoil reduction from Fortified and Engineering actually work while standing and isn't restricted to crouch or prone
sharp gorge
I see you're trying to repatriate technology from MINTORIA. Can I help?
narrow trout
FUCK OFF CLIPPY
light nymph
rancid ibex
These smoke pillars look awesome
dire igloo
new MO
rancid ibex
Somehow I'm imagining I'm on an alien planet and there are these colossal statues looking down at me from the skybox
dire igloo
bots and bugs
narrow trout
Bots still have that annoying stuttering bug
narrow trout
Thats very undemocratic of you
sharp gorge
Thats very undemocratic of you
Down and give me 20, traitor
empty zealot
Bots still have that annoying stuttering bug
People still have issues with sound and crashes in bots
narrow trout
Never fixing this shit
plain bough
Might as well play a round on bots and see what happens
potent leaf
sharp gorge
Stop huggin' em, would ya
twin nebula
Morty doesnt discriminate
Morty shoots everyone
plain bough
we need gas and incendiary mortars
dire igloo
no.
arc/lightning mortar.
maximum friendly fire.
3 minute cooldown chains to 7 enemies
potent leaf
we need mortars that shoot out mines
plain bough
someone on reddit made a comment that the pacifier should've been like the needler from halo, fire a few shots to trigger an arc blast on enemies
loud bison
mortar launching those arc grenades
and they bounce into teammates
what about an airburst and instead of shrapnel, it realeases a swarm of seeker grenades or whatever those were called
that would probably destroy someone's pc
sacred tapir
that would probably destroy someone's pc
only because of how shitty the engine is
fuckass shitter engine
shy schooner
They would be nice for war striders tho
I've never had it bounce off a war strider in all my times I've used a sticky on it, only hulks
sacred tapir
I've never had it bounce off a war strider in all my times I've used a sticky on...
ive had it bounce on anything
including tanks
which was straight bullshit
anyways, i use impacts anyways
shy schooner
Heavy pen impacts go HARD
sacred tapir
nah i dont even use them for their heavy pen
i use them for chaff clear
literally not even effective on hulks
ive tried, only if youre behind them, and it takes 2 i think
which is already a down side
sharp gorge
rancid ibex
Me and this guy found a whole ass flooded area of the map
loud bison
nest in the middle of water, couldn't swim out
sharp gorge
Me and this guy found a whole ass flooded area of the map
My Eradicate Automaton Forces last night had half the map underwater for some reason, too
loud bison
had a heavy automaton base flooded and I don't think I've seen that before
sharp gorge
I do, however, I have a j*b 
bleak patrol
Lies, you're a discord mod, you have no j*b and you live in a basement
coral crestBOT
🎲 7
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rancid ibex
I do, however, I have a j*b <:CluelessBlind:1364646541650038876>
Give them a letter
Saving the galaxy is more important than w*rk
coral crestBOT
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bleak patrol
I dodge
sharp gorge
bleak patrol
I'm not sure about that, I rolled higher than him
bleak patrol
Besides it was 2 hours ago and was already resolved, you can't just come in and say it's invalid now
light nymph
Besides it was 2 hours ago and was already resolved, you can't just come in and ...
and yet... Here I am
bleak patrol
It's like remembering someone stopped on your property in Monopoly when you started the game and you're already 60 turns in
sharp gorge
Grim just wants to watch
bleak patrol
He could've just asked then
No need to come in to the party late and be like "nuh uh 
"
sharp gorge
plain bough
Lol they taking off the rupture strain
plain bough
<:huh:1006972778584481792>
Saw a video of rupture warrior flying out of the ground like a hunter with a helldiver using the jetpack lol
eager cliff
scarlet edge
the DC is 35
How the hell is that so high
scarlet edge
I see, never touched Pathfinder
rancid ibex
@sharp gorge I rejoined and this is what I'm seing
Fucking heaven or sum shit bruh
What is up with this game
graceful compass
Saw a video of rupture warrior flying out of the ground like a hunter with a hel...
Yeah last night I was playing it was actually fucking comical
They were like catapulting themselves at high velocity
I also think they should remove ricochets for explosive weapons on floor terrain. Should stay for enemies and walls, but trying to fight rupture the one way they are weak by blowing up the ground above them is really hard when your explosives bounce off the dirt on many angles
rancid ibex
Real
sharp gorge
<@64340825659678720> I rejoined and this is what I'm seing
Brother what the fuck
I wish I was recording
rancid ibex
Yeah idk what the fuck was happening to me
sharp gorge
There were like 10 berserkers hitting you
4 hulks shooting flames
And 2-3 war striders flinging shit
rancid ibex
The war striders were shooting nonstop for me
You were all over the palce and you died but I still hear your character's voice lol
rancid ibex
Yea those things are annoying
No way to play around it other than having an AT weapon at the ready
Yoooo
THE CONCEPT MECH LOOKS MORE BADASS
WHY DO WE HAVE A FUCKING COFFIN AS A MECH
Man look at those shapes, so conventional
light nymph
https://www.nexusmods.com/helldivers2/mods/7974
I WANT THIS MECH
NOT THE BOX
GIMME
rancid ibex
YOU CAN DOWNLOAD IT FOR FREE NOW IN NEXUS
graceful compass
Just because it’s funny yeah
steady zinc
WHY DO WE HAVE A FUCKING COFFIN AS A MECH
Imagine trying to maneuver one of those mechs inside the tunnels.
sharp gorge
Justice for mechs
eager cliff
Oh fuck iedy sent already
sharp gorge
Check out Steam community
Somebody's Hellmire
steady zinc
sharp gorge
FWIW EDF also features time travel and alternate timelines
rancid ibex
https://stupidpenisx.com/helldivers2/status/1968323941853704534
That flashlight isn't worth the -2 ergo on my guns
I need night vision or helmet mounted lights
sharp gorge
Look, I'mma pick a flamethrower and light ya on fire so you become the Helldiver torch, how's that sound
rancid ibex
Torches are so dark age. This is the 22nd century
sharp gorge
U rite
Thermite
rancid ibex
Now that's more like it 
eager cliff
Helldivers Final Boss is not crashing during a mission
dire igloo
KILL ALL CLANKERS
plucky lion
some of the best voice acting ever. Soldier: WHAT ARE WE FIGHTING?!?! Commander: Hostile Forces.
narrow trout
EDF MENTIONED
TO SAVE OUR MOTHER EARTH FROM ANY ALIEN ATTACK
FROM VICIOUS GIANT INSECTS WHO HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME BACK
WE'LL UNLEASH ALL OUR FORCES, WE WON'T CUT THEM ANY SLAY
THE E D F DEPLOYS!!!
rancid ibex
Nice, console broken, can't access it, even as host
narrow trout
bruh
sharp gorge
Your game's been fucky
rancid ibex
rancid ibex
I hope we liberate both
I want a new orbital stratagem
Although they're probaby just gonna make a new mech instead of redesign it
gray spire
loud bison
well, shoot
would've loved an orbital cooldown in presence of the DSS like the mechsuits have
earnest stag
GIVE US TANKS FINALY
graceful compass
GiB more vehicle pls
eager cliff
yeah uhhh cool whatever
slim coral
Give exo skeleton
sharp gorge
steady zinc
sacred tapir
you can still kick people, just like dont die from losing your top half
we all know helldivers dont need brains
steady zinc
sacred tapir
bro the fuckass epoch pisses me off to no end
like why is it what it is
should have a 6 meter radius, a little more lenience on the 99% charge and maybe more damage because its still outclassed by caseoh cannon, railgun, RR, EAT, commando, spear, autocannon, HMG, literally fucking anything
shitass
rancid ibex
It also looks light enough to be reloaded while moving because our character doesn't carry a backpack and just magically pulls out plasma cartridges from their pocket
Like where tf did those came from?
In Fallout New Vegas you can reload the fucking tesla cannon while moving, and it's a lot heavier than the epoch
eager cliff
plain bough
surprised they didn't crash with all those explosions
eager cliff
surprised they didn't crash with all those explosions
but when two bugs jump at the same time at the same angle...
i reallly dont understand how our exosuits are made of shit while the war strider has full heavy armor
rancid ibex
Because AH doesn't play their game
sharp gorge
Hi, 40 Hive Guards delivery
narrow trout
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PLANET!
rancid ibex
Y'all know if it's just an NPC in there providing the voice and dialogue?
pale hollow
Y'all know if it's just an NPC in there providing the voice and dialogue?
if so, reminds me a bit of the metro 'train' in fallout 3
eager cliff
Y'all know if it's just an NPC in there providing the voice and dialogue?
yes
there is another one under the main bridge , the one that does the helldivers to hellpods announcement
rancid ibex
tawny mirage
Y'all know if it's just an NPC in there providing the voice and dialogue?
Classic game dev trick lol
rotund niche
rancid ibex
The autocannon and tank turrets in thr automaton front
Fuck them honestly
I was about to deliver a walking barrage and then, everyone knows the story 
sacred tapir
The autocannon and tank turrets in thr automaton front
theyre fine
the strider is the issue
2 fucking meme cannons that shoot 8 times total, with the capacity to ragdoll and one hit to head/chest due to bleeding
rancid ibex
I sweat to Liberty, sir, that it was the undemocratic automatons who killed my entire squad from their undemocratic orbital cannon strike
I hate them clankers fr
sharp gorge
Check his recent strategem inputs, officer
steady zinc
Check his recent strategem inputs, officer
"He keeps fucking up the inputs, I don't think it's him."
unborn ibex
should have a 6 meter radius, a little more lenience on the 99% charge and maybe...
The epoch should ignite enemies in its radius as well like the old scorcher.
sacred tapir
The epoch should ignite enemies in its radius as well like the old scorcher.
nah
its fine as is
the firelessness
it needs buffs to everything else
the purifier is literally better
the epoch should be more like the purifier but AT1 pen
and more damage
but currently, its like the plasma punisher but worse
graceful compass
The epoch should ignite enemies in its radius as well like the old scorcher.
The old scorcher
I’m sorry I don’t think that gun ever caused fire damage
Now it would be a lot cooler if it did but
We also have plenty of fire options and not everything needs to be fire
twin nebula
BRING BACK THE FIRE MECH
rancid ibex
narrow trout
rancid ibex
Man I feel like Fallout has less bugs after seeing this video
plucky lion
if these dudes could just keep up with bugfixing things would be a lot better
but it seems the list of bugs keeps getting longer each update
scarlet edge
Can't satisfy everyone
narrow trout
waiting for pistol sway to be nerfed
eager cliff
BEHOLD! THE TRIPLE ARC THROWER
steady zinc
steady zinc
need super credit farmers, paid in exposure
Exposure to what, you? You should be paying me.
sacred tapir
Exposure to what, you? You should be paying me.
exposure to... idk planets?
anyways im not paying shit, you get passive credit income from farming, keep what you find ofc
steady zinc
sacred tapir
https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-shakes-head-black-cat-gif-7031678677182781806
shut up and either help me farm or go away stinker
steady zinc
shut up and either help me farm or go away stinker
rancid ibex
need super credit farmers, paid in exposure
I'm down
I need 500+ more for urban legends since that's what I'm getting next
sacred tapir
bro im done lmao
i already moved to SoW because HD2 crashed
(maybe devs fix game rather than the rupture bugs)
rancid ibex
Man
sacred tapir
rupture bugs can bite my ass (they already do) and the game needs fixing
lots of issues
rancid ibex
Didn't they remove the rupture bugs recently tho
sacred tapir
yes
thats why i said that
they shouldnt have bothered
since the actual bugs need a fucking look
rancid ibex
Yeah
sacred tapir
who gives a shit about rupture bugs when the game runs like a toaster on beta blockers
that shit is retarded
rancid ibex
I already play a buggy game (hollow knight silksong) and it is full of bugs
sacred tapir
i mean HD2 is great, but fuck do they need to focus on the bug fixing
dire igloo
Yesterday i was playing with friends
And the whole lobby kept freezing
On a bot mission
Weren't even that many explosions or enemies on screen
Just straight up freezing for the last 10 minutes of the mission constantly
Game works as intended
sharp gorge
Probably what happened to me then
plucky lion
yep happened to me too. they introduced a nasty bug
rancid ibex
Ggs me and some level 150s collected a lot of samples to help a level 43 guy but 3 of us couldn't get in the fucking extraction shuttle and the only guy who got in wasn't holding anything
sharp gorge
Too bad you can't get out
Well
You could've shot him and then dropped him your samples
steady zinc
Is it just me or do bots cause huge memory leaks?
steady zinc
I thought that my ram was dying.
rancid ibex
Yeah something is up in the bot front
Audio issues, and I've even had some freezes here and there
plain bough
random disconnections as well
red jetty
You could not pay me to be a squid diver
plucky lion
squids arent as bad as the newest terminind faction imo
rancid ibex
How it feels to survived a teammate's napalm barrage
plucky lion
wrong channel, but funni
fiery tendon
steady zinc
steady zinc
steady zinc
empty zealot
plucky lion
lol amazing
loud bison
and theres that defense
narrow trout
literally how does this happen
steady zinc
light nymph
meanwhile British accent aliens in sci-fi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR14tqiA3E4
plucky lion
he does the warboss voice well, but still the deeper and more accented version from the original dawn of war is still better
rancid ibex
American accent space empires are sooo much cooler
None of that boring dark edgy bullshit, just fun and shooting aliens!
With sickass fucking rock music playing in the background hell yeah baby. This ain't the year of the Crusades anymore getcho ahh out of that medieval trumpet!
random gull
I’ve sipped the forbidden liber-tea of Shield Backpack Emancipator n’ Livewire armor. I’m never going back. 
sharp gorge
How it feels to survived a teammate's napalm barrage
Hey wait a minute
eager cliff
runic sentinel
sharp gorge
Posts a vaguely female character
Must be porn
runic sentinel
>Posts a vaguely female character
>Must be porn
we all know the intentions
dire igloo
One does not need lesser drones hovering around them
light nymph
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1417257727792779418/ie...
!iedy3
excellent
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light nymph
eager cliff
sharp gorge
steady zinc
empty zealot
wtf is this piece of shit
graceful compass
empty zealot
steady zinc
Bitch got two keyboards and a sideways monitor
I meant the music.
blazing abyss
techmo the GOAT
slim coral
wtf is this piece of shit
cursive gladeBOT
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runic sentinel
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@sharp gorge whats the tag for this
sharp gorge
Wdym, grim made it right in front of you
!iedy3
light nymph
<@64340825659678720> whats the tag for this
runic sentinel
Wdym, grim made it right in front of you
`!iedy3`
Legit didnt get a ping for that
graceful compass
Too much reading
plain bough
Too much reading
tldr
upgrade hellmire, make hive world easier
capture planet, upgrade DSS
tawny mirage
Kaboom?
plain bough
gawdamn game having issues starting up
steady zinc
Bugs?
rancid ibex
More than that
eager cliff
Yeah performance is terrible rn, game runs like big ass
Crashes , stuttering and connection issues
We are entering another dark era for helldivers
steady zinc
We are entering another dark era for helldivers
I wonder what changed.
Did they have a bunch of layoffs?
Or it might be the influx of new players.
eager cliff
Idk, but is been 2 weeks already without any good fixes
They even removed the new content lol, the gloom
eager cliff
also the game starting to go from 70gb on release to 140+ and higher, they need to compress shit
this game will have 300gb before long
tawny mirage
nah dawg
those 8K uncompressed textures NEED to be there
how else will we see our SEAF soldiers in such immaculate detail?
red jetty
4k + has been the death of modern gaming
add a DLC that includes the 4k textures like Warthunder did
problem solved
scarlet edge
The snail is even in the hd channel
slim coral
We are entering another dark era for helldivers
Helldiver cycle be like
2 updates then issue
2 updates then issue
Rinse and repeat
2 updates then issue
dire igloo
Not even 2 updates then issue, a new issue appears with every update
And then they dont fix it at all when its probably a easy fix if they just had a few people work on it
Minor pois not ticking themselves off when looted if they're on city tiles has almost been in the game for a year
Small issues pile up until they make big issue
Like the fucking terrain generation fucking up on swamp missions and covering multiple bug holes in multiple nests, making you need 500 kg or hellbomb to destroy them, same thing happened on the hive world, also swamp planets have this bug where a invisible lake can spawn and not show on the map and it just fucking kills you as soon as you walk into it
Also the stun lance has this bug where it randomly deals 0 damage it got me killed 4 times when I was using it
sacred tapir
classic AH, worry about stupid shit and leave the broken shit
me trying to move with all the random stutters happening ^
shy schooner
sharp gorge
Funni ragdoll
dire igloo
me trying to move with all the random stutters happening ^
You not moving
Whole lobby will be freezing for 5 to 10 seconds every 3 seconds
loud bison
not a huge fan of the Illuminate
sharp gorge
On 30 on 30 on 30
steady zinc
eager cliff
rancid ibex
That's a lotta words for another warbond in october
Also
Minor performance improvements?
Like
Seriosuly
There are a lot of literal, major performance issues rn
plain bough
I bet those minor improvements introduce more bugs
steady zinc
rancid ibex
Dripdiving is so hard trying to get the colors right cuz someone at arrowhead can't keep color consistency
loud bison
oh yeah, this is gonna be a slog
plain bough
Dripdiving is so hard trying to get the colors right cuz someone at arrowhead ca...
When you try to match different gear but they're slightly a shade off from the whole set
narrow trout
"mid-october" for minor perfomance improvements
my brother in christ we are currently in shambles
plucky lion
if they fix the stuttering/freezing ill be happy
eager cliff
plucky lion
reddit is a place for glass egos lol
rotund niche
time for my several month break from the game
maybe some issues will be fixed by the time i want to play again
sacred tapir
probably because the people running the subreddit are such glazedivers
activate tinfoil hat conspiracy theory mode
earnest stag
!topic
cursive gladeBOT
@earnest stag
DEMOCRACY IS NON NEGOTIABLE! - Liberty Prime, Helldivers Enjoyer
earnest stag
Glazediver enjoyer
scarlet edge
What is this glazediving you guys are talking about
sharp gorge
"Helldivers 2 is in the best state it's ever been"
narrow trout
narrow trout
no that is glazing
sharp gorge
THEN WHY ARE YOU ME WHEN I'M GIVING AN EXAMPLE
sharp gorge
Go to bed, kitten
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scarlet edge
Dry isnt real
narrow trout
loud bison
limit fps to 30
stutter gets worse
scarlet edge
him, together with all pigeons, are all creations built by the govt to spy on us and spread propaganda
cursive gladeBOT
@narrow trout
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narrow trout
2 slaps will not work
loud bison
narrow trout
loud bison
stuttering even on the lowest settings while also causing my audio to cut out
Joel will need to change the campaign up a bit
no way it's going to go in the direction it should be if the game is unplayable as it is right now
2 days and we still haven't even taken Alamak VII
rancid ibex
What happened to the order where we're going to get a mech or a new orbital stratagem
loud bison
failed it
rancid ibex
Rip
loud bison
probably could've had it if everyone piled onto Choepessa for the orbital while still having enough time to take the last planet for the MO
high timber
wasnt gonna be a new one anyway
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212788564270645368/1418250191387099316/no-new-stratagems-unfortunately-v0-n2bb5ghflxpf1.png from when that MO launched
loud bison
an orbital cooldown in the presence of the DSS would be preferable
in the same way the exosuits have
and I just fixed the stuttering issue I was having
by moving my controller cable to the motherboard USB
sharp gorge
sharp gorge
Front panel USB moment
eager cliff
Spaghet game
loud bison
empty zealot
stuttering even on the lowest settings while also causing my audio to cut out
Yesterday it was fine, now I joined a few missions on automatons, and my game keeps cutting the audio and stutters like shit.
Also, peak teammates who don't read chat
Missed 2 bunkers cause of those 
I could get it if it's a new player, but a fucking level 71 not caring entirely about it is ridiculous to me.
Never encountered sth like this before, makes me want to get the warp pack even more
bleak patrol
What if you
Wanted to do SEAF Artillery
But the game said
Static Field and Smoke only
scarlet edge
Static is underrated
plucky lion
yeah i wouldnt be too upset with all static
still kinda useful
all smoke tho? fuck that shit
sacred tapir
I could get it if it's a new player, but a fucking level 71 not caring entirely ...
Its common
Big tarded people
You need warp pack indeed, thats what compelled me to get it
loud bison
plain bough
48hrs to conquer planet, 24hr free strategem
rancid ibex
I had a crazy ass dream where we had more vehicle stratagems that you can also choose their loadouts. The motorcyle and FRV have infinite uses. The motorcycle has 3 loadouts. Recon, Standard, and Assault. Recon is basically one man, and a LMG mounted on the front, standard has the carriage and MMG, and assault also has the carriage but more armor and an HMG
FRV has 3 loadouts: Scout, Recon (standard), and Assault. Scout basically has no armor, passenger seats only but really fast. Recon is standard FRV, and Assault is basically armored FRV but with a 20mm cannon for the gunner.
Then we had the APC and Tanks, which have limited uses but also different loadouts.
APC has Recon, Standard, and Assault. Recon is lighter armor, and the autocannon is replaced by an HMG as the only armament, faster. Standard is the one we see from the leaks, and Assault turns it into the M1128 Stryker, which is basically a tank on wheels and can also act as an artillery
Then we have the Tank, which has IFV, Destroyer, and Heavy loadouts. IFV gives it a 25mm rotary chain gun, and can transport Helldivers. Destroyer which is basically the tank from HD1, and Heavy, which acts like the Helldiver's own version of the Automaton's tank but more armored, slower, but also more powerful
narrow trout
me when no lucifers ring (i love the power too much and cannot live without it)
sacred tapir
https://tenor.com/view/stalker-2-stalker-scar-spark-meme-gif-6112129495284371231
me when im pushed to the ground of immense agony and misery
rancid ibex
Is yhat the sun
sacred tapir
ICBM moment
erata prime because i cant be asked to play erata prime
what the fuck
did i just say
bro im done, im gonna go die rn
sharp gorge
Is yhat the sun
Have you never looked where the ICBM flies
sacred tapir
They just aura farm while walking away
aura farming is watching the fruits of your labor
and the fruits of my labor is a fucking nuclear bomb
and unlike oppenheimer, im fucking happy about it
slim coral
democracy
eager cliff
rancid ibex
With this image, it is known that tactical stealth espionage is possible in Helldivers 2
Only that, arrowhead is too stupid to implement it because "muh realism, muh grunt fantasy"
sacred tapir
All i want is suppressors to work better
Because they just kinda dont
Otherwise, stealth isnt too bad
Actually no i want supprssors to work, AND a way to distract enemies
Thats it
sharp gorge
Helldiver approved Distraction Pebble
mossy tapir
dire igloo
the left
ive been using the talon since the release of that warbond
and have barely swapped my secondary
slim coral
I only use 3 secondaries in game
The stim gun, grenade launcher and the talon
The talon was extremely useful on the Gloom and still is on bug front
mossy tapir
I only use senator at the bot front
The rest of the factions have enemies who close the gap too much for it to be useful
sacred tapir
I only use senator at the bot front
i use talon
its better overall
the heavy pen is just not enough for it to be better
rancid ibex
You're either a nerd who takes the Ion
Or you're that giga chad who takes the big iron 
sacred tapir
nah i like my talon with its goofy ass sway
makes me feel like im better than other people because my gun sways like crazy
if i can hit shit with the sway, people should be able to do the same without sway
mossy tapir
novel owl
sharp gorge
Salute to enby legend Bella
rancid ibex
Democracy needs more super citizens like Bella
eager cliff
dire igloo
Average fleshmob interaction
What the fleshmob be doing when I double dive to get behind it so I stop getting fucking braindead retard barrage followed by it
(the suffering never ends)
steady zinc
If I learn that a squadmate has modded us all into anime girls from his POV, I'm shooting him.
earnest stag
grizzled dagger
FUCK
rancid ibex
I know as hell I've played with randoms with modded copies and just turned all helldiver models into female ones with the badonkadonks and shit
sacred tapir
What the fleshmob be doing when I double dive to get behind it so I stop getting...
the formidable speargun
sacred tapir
If I learn that a squadmate has modded us all into anime girls from his POV, I'm...
what the fuck is this
sacred tapir
I know as hell I've played with randoms with modded copies and just turned all h...
my mods make lasers blue :D
i like my blue lasers
oh and senator iron sights, big iron with holo sights? i dont think so
sacred tapir
i know
the stagger mate
it stops chargers, stuns titans, and stops/slows meatballs
so like, speargun
also works well on overseers
and the gas is ok on voteless, but i mean its a bit of a waste of a shot
i feel like speargun should have had 20 shots but thats my thoughts
steady zinc
slim coral
If I learn that a squadmate has modded us all into anime girls from his POV, I'm...
This is peam
sharp gorge
If I learn that a squadmate has modded us all into anime girls from his POV, I'm...
Damn, we got Hatsune Miku on the force
sharp gorge
Chat, he put our glorious flag in F
Should he face the wall?
slim coral
Part of me still wondering
What is the Autocannon Sentry's aiming
Shit takes 5 years to shoot 2 rounds and die
sharp gorge
Are you throwing it directly into a group of enemies
That shit is the bane of heavies' existence
slim coral
Are you throwing it directly into a group of enemies <:KekSkew:11469052598102343...
No I throw it at my area trying for it to take care of medium enemies like a football field away
It never shoots, enemies walks over
Shot like 4 5 times
Enemies bitch slapped the turret with 1 hit
sharp gorge
Idk seems like a placement issue
Mine often runs out of ammo
sharp gorge
Ye it overheats
dire igloo
Warp pack is S tier, arc backpack and arc thrower as well
Arc backpack can chain to 31 enemies, I got that much kills from it zapping once multiple times the other day
Thats all I would change and maybe deescalator in b tier cause its rlly good
cunning escarp
Hellbomb backpack is A tier just for dealing with stratagem jammers. Flak autocannon and wasp A tier on illuminate, 3 hits fleshmobs.
Strafing run feels slept on for chaff clear, usually you can throw it at your feet and run away
As long as it doesnt bug out and strafe the wrong direction
scarlet edge
Autocannon sentry is quite good against the roaches
sacred tapir
Genade battlement at f tier? Is he fucked?
Also the packs in c tier and warp in b? Thats dumb
Supply pack on s tier is a little too nice, its a tier, solid but a warp pack has more utility tbh
sacred tapir
Dude put a fucking airburst above napalm launcher
This dude serious?
Like airburst has uses, but napalm better
Denies an area, kills majority of enemies in one go, and it just deletes bug breaches
dire igloo
Micro missiles in A is also dumb because they aren't that good, theyre B tier
Their lock on area of effect is small
dire igloo
The micro missile strafing run
dire igloo
Yea thats what its called in their description
sacred tapir
11cm isnt small tho
sacred tapir
Thats a 4 inch wide rocket, if it was 4 inch long sure
But its fucking thick for a rocket pod
sacred tapir
I am not holding a glorified laser pointed for bots
Fine
B for begrudgingly
Because i think its mid
Railgun does its job better
dire igloo
That why it S tier
sacred tapir
I mean yeah but railgun isnt exactly S since war striders dropped
Its A
Striders just kill it
3 shots for one strider
And theres usually 12
I swear i only get war striders, or i get none
dire igloo
That is true
sacred tapir
Its shit
Moving on
The purifier does its job better
Lame ass weapon
Cant even open containers
Can barely kill anything
dire igloo
Its a quasar but aoe
sacred tapir
Sweet spot of about “1ms of good”
If quasar couldnt one shot a hulk, yea
And then you made the aoe less than purifier
So yeah, pretty shit so far
Also 12 or so rounds? I think
Total
As always, it’s outperformed by literally anything
Commando, EAT, Railgun, RR, Quasar, Spear even the fucking HMG
All of them do it better
dire igloo
Now I wouldn't say the speargun is that fucking good
sacred tapir
Theres more
sacred tapir
Now I wouldn't say the speargun is that fucking good
It is
dire igloo
Its more of a bugs weapon than anything
sacred tapir
I would
dire igloo
No I used it a lot
dire igloo
I stunned a bot for so long my friend thought it was dead
sacred tapir
Damage doesn’t hinder it tho
dire igloo
Then when it started moving he got jumpscared
sacred tapir
I stunned a bot for so long my friend thought it was dead
What bot?
dire igloo
The war strider
sacred tapir
War strider is actually a joke
For that speargun
3 shots, done
Easy as that
You gotta get close anyways
Mediocre damage falloff
dire igloo
3 shots, done
Schizophrenia
sacred tapir
Not terrible, but it’s noticeable
sacred tapir
Schizophrenia
No it 3 shots
dire igloo
On my life the spears do no damage to it
sacred tapir
Aim for the joint
Between hit and crotch
That small little area
Gotta be close tho
Gas makes it easy
Since he is retarded from fart
sacred tapir
No, youre missing the point you fucking invalid
Speargun has a purpose
Its just not the one man army weapon
So it cant do it all, but it kinda can
dire igloo
Sir the stupid retard thing is stunned but because this game is so shit, it can still melee you while stunned
You are taking a chance to die by getting closer
sacred tapir
Sir the stupid retard thing is stunned but because this game is so shit, it can ...
Mfw its still a ranged weapon, why in melee range
Youre the retard
This is sounding like a heap of skill issue to me
sacred tapir
I mean i just use it to control the crowd
sacred tapir
If i cant be asked with a war strider
I just shoot it once
And leave
Hes too busy huffing farts to annoy me with grenades
Gas is an absurdly effective tool
Its also a robot, which makes it funnier
dire igloo
I will be enjoying my arc backpack as I walk thru crowds and my friends get zapped half across the map while everything is perma stunned
cunning escarp
Now I wouldn't say the speargun is that fucking good
1/2 shots hulks, kills bot fabs if you aim it right, meh patrol clear with gas. Good stagger. Solid A tier utility
sacred tapir
Also its great for patrol clear
Just shoot in patrol followed by an impact
Then shoot the remainders
cunning escarp
I was shocked it destroys fabs. Imo it feels better on bot front than bugs