💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

unless the uh

repair costs have been lowered

wait till you can get a repair kit

[short cove]

to 67% its like 30kish

[fast garden]

always repair max man

still very low dura

yeah thats expensive

[short cove]

dawg its only my turn to use the gear and i am so new i know it wont serve me for long

[fast garden]

strip the parts and sell them to mechanic, maybe keep holo

[soft coral]

@viral egret

[fast garden]

ggez

[viral egret]

peak

[soft coral]

SO PEAK

downloaded the big bang theory for me and mom

from trustede and reputable sites

in game ofc

[short cove]

@fast garden he would give me about 100k for all in total

he dosent wanna buy the bolt

[fast garden]

the main gun dura is too low

so sell that to fence

[short cove]

just done that

got about 103k total

also

how do i fr find a stack that wants to teach me shit

like rn ive been stuck in the sherpa dc and ive came across like one guy who was up to do some quests w me and teach me how to make cash (via scavving lighthouse)

[fast garden]

man

normally id jump right in to help

but i am so adverse to the idea of -playing tarkov right now

bl4 and the beast got me

but uh

well actually

what servers you play on

[short cove]

eu

[fast garden]

[short cove]

i mean if you fr would be up, earliest i would have time is probably in about 3 hours or so (+/-30 mins)

[fast garden]

ill be playing something coop by then

so maybe another time

[soft coral]

@fast garden

[fast garden]

holy shit

peak

[soft coral]

new hobby
we create our own media server

ONGOD

[stark torrent]

i just realised the fucking UZIs have more customisation options than the AK 12

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

When trump in 2016 said "autism has become an epidemic" I didn't believe him

Now I look at Ivan and realize how wrong I was

[soft coral]

at least I'm happy

[viral egret]

move towards a guy

try to hti him

decapitates me with a knife

half sword moment

[soft coral]

play tarkov

there's your mistake

[ancient marsh]

Tarkov so fucking dead people talk about buying movie CDs and other games and cars in the tarkov channel

[viral egret]

LOL

[soft coral]

@viral egret @fast garden

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

LOL

[keen sparrow]

This thing fucking barks

[soft coral]

I bark too at goth women

[soft coral]

Niceeee

jellyfin instantly detects the season and gives me all the metadata for each episode and stuff

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pognt-gif-18873136

[ancient marsh]

how to make a perfectly functional akm ugly

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/hmm-suspect-gif-22611582

[soft coral]

SAYS YOU

SAYS FUCKING YOU

[stark torrent]

i am good man

i do not bark for any woman, i just watch

what is ur girl doing

did u feed cat

[soft coral]

today no she is at home

sunday she woke me up at 9 and told me "come down and give me my keys I'm back"

she was 🤏 this close to getting executed

[stark torrent]

yeah that is a bit weirdge

[soft coral]

well in her defense

she caught the train at 6

but mate

you could've waited a bit after I woke up drank my morning coffee

instead I had to literally quickly put on my pants while sleepy with messy hair and go out

[stark torrent]

i mean , you had her keyes

u know , she had to go home

but she could have told you like a day before

what time she gets on

[soft coral]

maybe she didn't take the spares

[stark torrent]

oh ye if she had spares that is annoying af

[soft coral]

legit woman ☕ moment

PRIME EXAMPLE

[ancient marsh]

that's the change tigz was talking about

[wintry ridge]

wtf is this clapped out kedr

[ancient marsh]

looks cool tbf

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

this guy can't stop losing

god fucking bless and protect that delivery driver

[stark torrent]

HAHAHAHHAHA YOOOO

HAHAHAHAHA

that is such Karma

[ancient marsh]

hope he fucking kicked it to his porch man

looks like it too

24 dollars

i could feed my entire family sushi at an actual restaraunt for that

[viral egret]

wtf is that tryna be

[viral egret]

what is this thing

[ancient marsh]

looks like some breakfast thing

[fast garden]

bro what happened to that

[ancient marsh]

potatoes fried bologna and pancakes

[fast garden]

lmfao

[stark torrent]

brother prison food looks better

24 bucks

brother with 24 bucks i get a dinner at a restaurant here

[viral egret]

i can make better shit than that for 2 bucks

literally

for2 bcks you can fucking buy potatos and flour and make hashbrowns

[viral egret]

real as shi

24 bucks you can buy 2 large pizzas or smth

[stark torrent]

yeah like full pizzas

[cyan garnet]

Wtf

[ancient marsh]

for 24 dollars i can buy 10 frozen pizzas

that actually taste decent

[viral egret]

actually same here but only like 7

id rather buy frozen pizza over normal pizza, it can be better and it is way cheaper usually

like 4 bucks for a frozen pizza over 10 or smth for one pizza

[stark torrent]

yes bro buy 10 times more trash

[ancient marsh]

the one i buy isn't THAT great quality wise, but it's pretty convenient and could be tasty if you throw on some bbq sauce and pickled jalapenos

[stark torrent]

fucking retard

[viral egret]

DEPENDS on brand

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

and the price is rly good too

[wintry ridge]

i got a 20$ gyro the other day

[ancient marsh]

fuck you man

[wintry ridge]

[ancient marsh]

california has fallen

[wintry ridge]

not even delivery

[viral egret]

jesus

so expensive

a gyro here is literally at most 10$

[ancient marsh]

gyro is like a BBL taco basically

[wintry ridge]

tbf thats just them being grubby retards

i could go get a burger for like 7$ with drink and fries at a local place

[ancient marsh]

i heard that a bigmac is $7.30 after tax

in california

@ gock is this true

[stark torrent]

7.30 is like a fucking McBreakfast thingie

[viral egret]

3$ bigmacs here after tax

[ancient marsh]

mcbreakfast thingy is my favorite item too

[stark torrent]

Toast or whatever is called, and the McDonalds CEO said that there is a decrease in Americans having breakfast , no fucking shit

[viral egret]

hashbrowns

are goated lowk

[wintry ridge]

idk probably

[ancient marsh]

double Big Tasty 5 dollars after tax

[wintry ridge]

also bigmac is the worst thing to get from mcdicks

literally 1/10th lbs patty

paper thin burger

[ancient marsh]

big tasty by far the best fast food burger ive tasted

do u hav e those

[wintry ridge]

theyre probably double quarter pounders here

[viral egret]

its bc americans are dumb as shit sometimes

mcdonalds released a

1/3 pounder

and they still bought the 1/4 pounder

[wintry ridge]

no that was A&W

[viral egret]

because 25% is bigger than 33%

[viral egret]

still

[wintry ridge]

they did it to compete with the 1/4 pounder and customers kept asking why they were selling a smaller burger for more

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

american education system has failed everyone

[stark torrent]

im not eating this russian trash i want american burg

fuck you

[wintry ridge]

leaded gas*

[ancient marsh]

bro what?

you're genuinely ill

[wintry ridge]

didnt that mf also invent the uhhh

propellant from hair spray n shit

the greenhouse gas crisis

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent wtf are u talking about

[wintry ridge]

TRUTH

goat meat burger

[ancient marsh]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_N'_Tasty

[wintry ridge]

u dont have the yummy antibiotic pumped cows like the US

[stark torrent]

thats a 3 day mute

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

ts is like big mac

but has more meat

way tastier sauce

and no middle bun

genuinely the best burg

i had a big mac recently and it wasn't as bad as i remember, but this is still at least x2 better

[wintry ridge]

retard i said its literally just a double quarter pounder

[ancient marsh]

it's not

there are qp in the menu as well

this is diff

ivan trying to gross everyone out now

[stark torrent]

there is some pizza in your bread bro

[soft coral]

mate...my mom made this

not nice bro

[wintry ridge]

okay burger bro

[stark torrent]

to be fair god bless

it's free pizza so we take it

[wintry ridge]

it still looks nasty

[soft coral]

...

i hope both of you , nvm

[wintry ridge]

frozen pizza tier

[soft coral]

i say it i get banned

[wintry ridge]

u shouldve tossed some salami or something on that

[soft coral]

it has sausages

theyre underneath the cheese

[wintry ridge]

are you talking about the red dots

[soft coral]

it just melted a lot

[viral egret]

god bless homemade pizza

my mom is making too

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll

[wintry ridge]

hopefully she actually cooks it

[soft coral]

i post pic cuz my mom made pizza
and dude has to INSTANTLY be an ass

holy troglydite

[wintry ridge]

[stark torrent]

i mean its fucking Xal

[ancient marsh]

bro it has pickles on it and more olives than meat

[soft coral]

typical fucking braindead russian retarded ass mf dropped and kicked as a child

[ancient marsh]

you were asking for it straight up

[wintry ridge]

pickles on pizza is fucking wild man

[ancient marsh]

time to move out man

[fast garden]

pickles on pizza is an odd choice but otherwise homemade pizzer is prob really good

[stark torrent]

i wouldnt add pickles on pizza but ye

man i want a shawarma

[wintry ridge]

acting like ivan would make a better pizza by himself

[ancient marsh]

he would by using the frozen pizza gletch

[soft coral]

are you retards fucking done already?????

[ancient marsh]

immigrant delivery driver tech

[stark torrent]

i said wouldnt

soryr

[soft coral]

holyy shit

[wintry ridge]

ivan you gotta ask ur mother to cook the pizza for like a couple minutes longer next time

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral take your lumps cause when i posted my home cooked pizza

[wintry ridge]

that pizza is paler than you

[ancient marsh]

i heard about it for like 2 days

[ancient marsh]

he's bulgarian ofc it is

[soft coral]

....

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

yeah nah may the lord give you all kinds of illnesses

DISRESPECTFULLY

this time

[stark torrent]

grippin it

[soft coral]

grippers

[wintry ridge]

did you see the torgue pistol I posted

[fast garden]

prob

torgue guns are freaky

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1417058415133462660/image.png?ex=68d2547d&is=68d102fd&hm=0eccd4ead51b1e72d25710e57118c9237611fa0bc3865fbe15e717cbaab1445e&

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @viral egret @compact knoll

this is how u clear corners on labs

[viral egret]

wt

LOL

[ancient marsh]

guys he's clearly not cheating

if he was he would have killed him first bullet

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

ppl are surprised?

[viral egret]

shitker 2

[short cove]

dawg the glock w m882 or smth aint it

[ancient marsh]

i mean, deserved?

[short cove]

dawg

[ancient marsh]

dawg what

[short cove]

i hit like 15 rounds

like give me some credit

[short cove]

like 15 hits w a pistol is something atleast

[ancient marsh]

good

i dont wanna die to some retard with a pistol if im geared

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[hallow stream]

the tarkov dilema

it shouldve killed him

but video game

[fast garden]

once again

pistols are a noob trap

[short cove]

i am 26% sure that he bled out

[fast garden]

either fucking hit them in the head or dont bother

[hallow stream]

like in any video game

[short cove]

aw dang it

[hallow stream]

15 shots kill

in tarkov

fuck you

[fast garden]

yes

[short cove]

no bleed

[hallow stream]

killing nikita when he is geared with 1k usd gucci glasses + 2k usd gucci shirt and then he nerfs pistol

[fast garden]

bro talking out his ass

[hallow stream]

im downloading a game and Im bored

im doing the ivan

deal with it

[fast garden]

ok but ivan doesnt make things up

[hallow stream]

[hollow patrol]

cluj e fain cum adica

am fost odată-n cluj și era bine acolo

[stark torrent]

e scump in draci

dar e frumos

[hollow patrol]

poate îmi place doar pt că nu eram acolo pentru mult timp

[cyan garnet]

Bros using a pistol in tarkov

[short cove]

lvl 7, silence

i jst got out

i am happy w my loot

i got like all of it except the kedr related stuff from the raid

i wonder what i can use the ap ammo for

[cyan garnet]

I like the mp5 at the beginning

It'll be hard to catch up so late into wipe

But good luck

And remember

[short cove]

that aint even mine

i scavved some bodies around gz and just found that on someone that was lvl 1

i even took their dogtag as the killer dident care to do so

[cyan garnet]

Yeah level 1 tags are kinda worthless

[soft coral]

true because after 3k hours my ability to talk to women got completely revoked
and now we're cooked

I may have uninstalled tarkov , but that shit has done irrepairable damage

gg piece of shit game

[short cove]

everytime bro sees a LEO he thinks about getting the blicky

[cyan garnet]

My condolences

[short cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944035988009799690/1419780858558021682/Escape_from_Tarkov_11-20-2024_21-22-59-868.mp4?ex=68d30176&is=68d1aff6&hm=e0984144f91a2deac469bfeb3ccb8bbcfb3503a46d61f4afe362835bef853234&

so it appears

like pistols can be used

however you need to be unemployed (kinda) for that

[soft coral]

one bullet is bound to hit right

eventually...

[short cove]

sag ak

yuh nuh?

[soft coral]

sag ak goated tho

just aim head

[short cove]

i got one from a scav run

[short cove]

AH REALLY?

[soft coral]

yes.

[short cove]

thought i had to leg meta

[soft coral]

really

[short cove]

no ofc not sherlok

[soft coral]

weirdo

[keen sparrow]

fucking delicious

[native crypt]

Needs more risers

[keen sparrow]

Oh, i'm sorry, is this boring dogshit more yall's speed?

The same fucking build over and over again?

your boos mean nothing, i've seen what makes you cheer

[fast garden]

these are equally retarded get better ragebait

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mimick-mimicking-mock-bored-lame-gif-5640093

[cyan garnet]

cringe modded m4 user vs based stock ak74 enjoyer

[viral egret]

m4 is ass

ak > m4

[pseudo storm]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-clear-sky-clear-sky-monolith-monolith-exo-gif-13594799489985857333

[viral egret]

getcho ar slop enjoying ass out of here

[low iris]

get better bait

both builds look SUPER gae

[stark torrent]

hello sir , your cheapest SVD , two 20 rounders and a red dot, please

[hollow patrol]

you cant handle my cheapest SVD

[viral egret]

@stark torrent hanging myself bro wtf is this homework

we have to do equations with fractions as power so i asked a engineer to explain briefly because what i did was wrong

and i dont get it still

i may be slow but irregardless nothing i do gives me the right answer

[pseudo storm]

best I can do is this:

[calm pollen]

I believe in Toz supremacy

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-i-dont-care-idgaf-dexter-so-what-gif-21380784

This is me in math

[hard heart]

Pump action shotguns rule.

[viral egret]

i used ai and i asked for step by step and it broke

maybe ill try again later

[stark torrent]

fake , bro doesnt play his own game

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

[ancient marsh]

"Didn't we fix this already" incident of 2024

[stark torrent]

the crouch walking moment

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

Is the toz usable in any way shape or form in a serious manner?

[ancient marsh]

No

There is no reason to use it because literally any other gun thats slightly more expensive is 10x better

Like just use an mp133 and thats alrdy better lol

Mp153 is an actual usable gun and it costs slightly more

[stark torrent]

he is going again with a dogshit pistol

[fast garden]

The pistol noob trap is so real

[compact knoll]

How muhc more streets till youre done

[compact knoll]

If you want a cheap gun, get a mp153 on express buckshot

Make sure to aim either head or knees

[short cove]

However i don't got a reliable express buckshot sourcd

[compact knoll]

Do you have jaeger unlocked?

[stark torrent]

much

i got 2 sbih and 1 td 2

kill in 1 raid

but i basically camped the whole game near extract where i spawned

[short cove]

Nuh

[compact knoll]

Than go do it shithead

[short cove]

I struggle to get into the terra building and ex alive

[short cove]

Bruh

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent come stream the game

[stark torrent]

yeah ughhh spawn in , go in a corner or closest building and watch reels for like 25-30 minutes

[short cove]

The humble hunger as for i cant buy foods due to not having therapist leveled

[stark torrent]

do a woods scav raid and loot the village

or streets

you also find food on gz a lot of it

[viral egret]

erm

he is eyeing me

hes doakes

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

open tarkov channel

minecraft

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/benim-sıfat-gif-22499834

[short cove]

Funny thing, I dont know in the slightest how to maneuver woods as I died now in 100% of my 4 woods raids from mines

[short cove]

Where tho, like if I spawn at the emmercon ex

[compact knoll]

npc bodies

[short cove]

The dead ones or live scavs?

[compact knoll]

dead ones

they spawn random shit

often good loot

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh hop on bbg

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/astrollc-gif-19546750

[ancient marsh]

omw to craft things

fuck you

[stark torrent]

you are a bitch

[ancient marsh]

NOT VERY NICE

SAY SORRY OR I CRY

i'm gonna wait to find out whatever big update tigz talked about

that will make marines cry

https://tenor.com/view/sir-yes-sir-oorah-oorah-marine-twerk-army-gif-22931251

[hollow patrol]

hijo de puta @ancient marsh

pendejo

[ancient marsh]

me when the vault hunter bursts the pipe in Eridium Blight

[stark torrent]

i really wonder how it would make campers cry it would be very hard to achieve that

make tactical nukes drop on you after 5 minutes of sitting idk

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh get on

[ancient marsh]

i dont think it's about "campers" when he talks about marines

it's the retards who want the game to be like dayz

[compact knoll]

youre either getting on tarkov, or on the light pole

choose carefully

[ancient marsh]

where you play for 7 hours and all you found is a snapped in half SKS and ammo that doesnt even go in it

[compact knoll]

WHAT IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

[ancient marsh]

[cyan garnet]

really

Dead game nobody must be playing this shit rn for them to revert everything

[fast garden]

We said that a week into wipe

Shit game

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

@soft coral @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

im going to visit her

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

New balancing changes in #EscapefromTarkov:

● Returned the item requirements for level 2 Hideout zones to the values before the Hardcore Wipe;
● Returned the sprint stamina consumption to the value before the Hardcore Wipe;
● Access to Flea Market now unlocks at level 20.

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-its-over-dexter-lundy-gif-14703757081921098055

[keen sparrow]

OUCH

[ancient marsh]

my favorite pepper

[soft coral]

got to page 50 on the hobbit book

250 left

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

bro i am crying laughing

Nikita posts their booth in Tokyo , 90% of the comments are hate comments

[soft coral]

all of the hate comments are 100% justified

every single one

[ancient marsh]

Truth vog-25 tripwire

[compact knoll]

@fast garden come play

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-gif-2779979814804753980

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh other guy's name

[hardy cypress]

@novel mason
it's this one

[ancient marsh]

snitch

[hardy cypress]

not how I imagined xalrider's voice at all

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[hardy cypress]

language is so fucking weird
my russian accent is almost perfect sometimes, but everything else is shit
xalrider writes in english very well, but he sounds like an offensive stereotype of himself

[compact knoll]

what does this even mean

[ancient marsh]

hey man, my accent isn't that bad if i control it but ok

[soft coral]

bro this is the internet too much text

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

[soft coral]

they can

nvm

[viral egret]

reminds me of that one patch i saw

i don't think i can send it here unfortunately

dunno if anything against innuendo or whatever its called

[fast garden]

https://fixupx.com/DesmondSilvers/status/1970487975336419470

DesmondPilak (@DesmondSilvers)

There's been a second airdrop #EscapefromTarkov

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@stark torrent @soft coral @ancient marsh

@compact knoll

[soft coral]

yes yes shit game nikita explode all the rest

[novel mason]

Yes I know it's that one

I just don't get the bad part

[hardy cypress]

I wish I could be like you

totally unaware of what's going on in the USA

[novel mason]

Is the bad part actually him saying "charlie cock"

Like seriously

[hardy cypress]

charlie kirk

[novel mason]

He said cock

He's Cockrider, it fits

[soft coral]

wtf is falco doing in tarkov

[novel mason]

Having an existential crisis

[hardy cypress]

what does your english sound like?

[soft coral]

we're in a paralell universe

[soft coral]

MAMA MIA , THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

[novel mason]

Yeah

[stark torrent]

Falco get out of my home

[soft coral]

2 mods here is too much

[ancient marsh]

government informants in chat

[native crypt]

Wdym he only talked about olives

Isn't that right xal

[fast garden]

Xal said cock boohoo

[ancient marsh]

that's exactly what i said

anyone who says otherwise is lying

trying to get me banned

[stark torrent]

He said Charr on this cock

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1419727241016905830/image.png?ex=68d42107&is=68d2cf87&hm=3bfdaf775537bad965b01ba0404c5b96d567a8a3810646207a1685ab29f733e1&

Aw mate

One of the few things worse than tarkov

[keen sparrow]

agreed

like smashing your dick-tip with a hammer and calling it fun.

[fast garden]

Because smashing your balls is that much better

[ancient marsh]

playing into vladimir and got ganked by shaco 4 times in 9 minutes

[fast garden]

Rope and chair soon

[stark torrent]

Me on streets versus a 3 man with 5.45 US Ammo

[viral egret]

when you die to 10 hour cheater

[ancient marsh]

I watched the video and my chair started floating

[viral egret]

notice anything missing

[short cove]

Bro was schlabberghasted

[short cove]

How do you get a fraction of a mastery point

[ancient marsh]

Idk ask your mother

[fast garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1271955222385659944/1317224653432815738/convert.gif

[fast garden]

just read the new rules are we not allowed to say retard anymore

[keen sparrow]

that'd be retarded

[compact knoll]

Dont think so

There are like 30 profiles named retard

And it was said like 200 times this week

[viral egret]

this is like 1984

reminds me when i got warned for calling myself a retard

can you guess who did it

[viral egret]

it was Josta

[glacial haven]

only a retard would make rules like that

[little flame]

Ur joking right

Retard shit

I aint reading all that shit

Holy

[ancient marsh]

I asked falco and zero response

[fast garden]

Sounds like they are just there to catch some edge cases or something

Business as usual

[little flame]

Thee help me

1080p monitor or 1440

I cant decide

[fast garden]

What do you have right now

And what are ur specs

@little flame

Or even better what’s ur avg fps on streets

[little flame]

9070 i7 14700k

bro wtf

i bought a 280 hz

holy fuck

from 144 to 280 what a jump

this is so smooth

144 feels so slow now

😭

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/873334500648714260/889552665237930054/ofcourse.gif

60hz gang

[little flame]

brotha ew

https://tenor.com/view/brother-ew-ew-what-is-that-whats-that-brother-gif-14318384540422820315

[hollow patrol]

whatever you say loser

60 fps is all a man needs

[little flame]

?

[viral egret]

true

60hz strong and best

imo

[little flame]

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

[little flame]

poor

[stark torrent]

Randy Pitchfork

God smite him

[cyan garnet]

The Streets framerate situation is much improved. Readings are steady at 30fps; which, i am told is the highest the human eye can see

[fast garden]

Broski

That is wholly unnecessary

144 is like perfect

[little flame]

Lol man

Its so nice tho

[hollow patrol]

god came down and told me "60 hz good enough" and i listened

https://tenor.com/view/zyzz889-zyzz-gif-25140264

[stark torrent]

its called cope bu tok

[hollow patrol]

what are you using all that 280 fps for

a man only needs 60-120

[stark torrent]

that one is called delusion

[fast garden]

Yeah like

60 is great

144 is really nice

Anything above that?

And I play on 4k so like

I’m perfectly happy on stable 60

[fast garden]

Some shit a kaban sniper guard would have

[soft coral]

sir please

[ancient marsh]

killa be running this and beaming from across the mall

[hybrid kindle]

God forbid people do goofy shit in a game

[stark torrent]

p!eww

[torpid sparrow]

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[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden https://youtube.com/shorts/TvMn-Rmqxq4?si=F6OHS1uJmn72Ly4U

⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM

⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM ⚠️ ALARM

(bug that allows you to sit in elevator, with the door open but it's actually closed server side)

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

piss off herobrian

[soft coral]

wtf is this glass pipe

[viral egret]

its meant to have fish in it because i made 2 walls in the ocean

[soft coral]

Right

[viral egret]

to drill shit like thorium and uranium for a reactor

i decided to decorate it so i can use up my andesite and get more free space

[hollow patrol]

what autistic modpack are you playing

[soft coral]

fuck this game

ONGOD

[fast garden]

What too much Tylenol does to a mf

[viral egret]

my own

[hollow patrol]

get well soon

[viral egret]

no thanks

[cyan garnet]

so true

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent sir come sir

[soft coral]

I nearly pressed the join vc button to scream some slurs at him

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh hop in vc BBG

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

Dumb and dumber

@compact knoll @stark torrent

not on sale

not worth it...

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-wtf-is-that-what-the-fuck-is-this-gif-24937450

[compact knoll]

@soft coral you ever play terraria?

[soft coral]

yes.

[compact knoll]

ok yeah he did

130 hours man zamn

what about isaac

[soft coral]

tbh I am less proud of my 20k+ battles in world of tanks

[soft coral]

in warface I have about 1500

as its actually a game I enjoyed weirdly enough back in the day

was a fun shooter

to kill time

[compact knoll]

warface somewhat reminds me of contract wars

[soft coral]

need to get on this some day

the game for real men

[fast garden]

I want to play modded terraria coop again

[soft coral]

shit I forgot to rip my ironmaiden and lili ivanova CDS

ay ay ay

[stark torrent]

i am getting alled slurs

[compact knoll]

playing with my friend rn

gonna finish this and try calamity

we are post golem

got ctluhu eye yoyo, trying to do frost moon for homing GL

[cyan garnet]

fuck i hate interchange

idk how you killa farmers do it

actually fuck this game ong

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-suffering-death-star-wars-gif-25111888

[cyan garnet]

i'm trying to finish chumming solo rn and it's like cock and ball torture

[compact knoll]

@soft coral give rating

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

gonna switch hermes boots to yoyo bag once i get the counterweight

[soft coral]

unorganised stash in tarkov
same shit in terraria

fucking typical

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/jose-mourinho-sweet-trouble-gif-26762341

59 crit chance btw

i could get a bit more but reforging celestial shells is painfull

[soft coral]

Busy can't talk ripping cds

[compact knoll]

its like 40 gold coins

[stark torrent]

thats a ban

[soft coral]

not rly

I own the disk

I will shatter it and eat it if I want to

💪

recieved message from woman which states "friday you'll be sanding stuff down"
@stark torrent @compact knoll @cyan garnet @fast garden @viral egret

[viral egret]

bro is becoming a blue collar worker

[cyan garnet]

this game is so shit fr

[soft coral]

this is how they get ya

[soft coral]

ONGOD

[compact knoll]

bro is legit an unpaid worker

[soft coral]

nah that happens with my dad

[cyan garnet]

bitch got you feeding her animals and doing odd jobs

diabolical

[soft coral]

what a diabolical message

"friday you'll be sanding"

no explanation

no details

JACK SHIT

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

fucking women

leave me alone woman let me rip my cds in peace

damn

can't catch a break

[cyan garnet]

send her this

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/nfs-need-for-speed-need-for-speed-underground-underground-nfs-ug-gif-25042382

@compact knoll @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

what

[soft coral]

fuck me if I knew

[stark torrent]

me? she should

at least

[soft coral]

ayo

[stark torrent]

listen man

[soft coral]

sir I don't want anything going up my ass

[stark torrent]

if u gonna work for her might as well give some ass

[ancient marsh]

bro i think you're not in a relationship

[stark torrent]

dont be a cuck

[compact knoll]

i think bro is employed in a post soviet russian factory

works and doesnt get paid

[stark torrent]

my girlfirend wouldnt make me do this much chores man

sanding what

if she is this bad at communication is not good

[compact knoll]

sAnding or sEnding

[soft coral]

iedy illiterate romanian

typical

[compact knoll]

he is illiterate and you are a cuck

whats worse

and not even in a good way

[hybrid kindle]

I think bro is employed in a 14th century feud
Lord has conquered his maiden and he has forged no alliances

[compact knoll]

9x18 ppt

[stark torrent]

ngl i think im gonna cry\

[compact knoll]

IF ONLY THIS RETARD WORE A RIG WITH CEVLAR

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-gif-26661918

happened to me the other day got first shot headtapped by a member of scav team 6

[soft coral]

nice name

[stark torrent]

7 minutes

7 minutes is all i can spare to survive on this map

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-5-edit-gif-14528948500381088013

[calm pollen]

Skill issue

[stark torrent]

kill yourself with an sr2m but it doesnt have enough damage

[calm pollen]

ahem Skill......Issue

To be frank,

I dont play that dogshit anymore because I enjoy my perfect blood pressure

[brittle sinew]

@soft coral 🇧🇬real?

[soft coral]

Yes.

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/11ELEGzmuK6ENekjKFai3e?si=cc137f6e716a44e6

this is the song btw

[brittle sinew]

Of course he knows 🔥

[soft coral]

you're welcome

wdym ofc i know

sir azis is known ALL across the fucking balkans

[brittle sinew]

True this

[soft coral]

look at him

[brittle sinew]

We do the same here, we drive 500km to germany

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7w5VJRMbkyeQZgWgmDu8Ey?si=d692f86419624933

[hollow patrol]

what is this pre cultist?

what are we doing here

golem pickaxe but only 4 items in the hotbar and bro has some random bullshit going on

[compact knoll]

yeah

[hollow patrol]

dude fr has a yoyo and a fuckin axe

[compact knoll]

i want to do whats its called

forzen moon

to get my friend a homing gl and the other thingy

[hollow patrol]

im judging hard rn

[compact knoll]

im thinking between doing yoyo or bethy sword and axe

[hollow patrol]

why not keep the mirror in your hotbar if youre gonna have 90% of it empty

i never played melee i cant comment on melee shit

but when i play mage my hotbar is generally full with like 3-4 different weapons i switch through

debuffs and stuff then 1 or 2 main weapons

im gonna boot up my latest like, finished calamity playthrough character hold on

i dont know if i found my latest one but i found a relatively recent one

what we doin @compact knoll

[compact knoll]

never played calamity

[fast garden]

Are you serious

Calamity is peak

[hollow patrol]

i mean for some reasno i have 5 fuckin weapons in the hotbar 2 more in the inventory a dummy fishing supplies clentaminating supplies a pwnhammer abyssal diving supplies overpowered alchemistnpcrebornagain items and an ammo type i stopped using ages ago

top tier healing potions an item that immediately switches between dawn/noon/dusk/midnight, top tier mana potions, 580 torches, an item that summons old duke from calamity , 101 wormhole potions, for some reason 30 lesser and 11 super healing potions, an item that warps me across the world to any point i want, that one item that reverses gravity, a top tier pickaxe, a golden bug net

random bullshit in my vanity for whenever i fish or go down into the abyss

atleast im rocking that shit though

and of course the storage has all my buffs

and an item that does that

calamity is fun

like a quarter of the shit in my inventory wasnt even calamity shit or it was infernum shit

this playthrough was mad boosted i had some fucked up items

[keen sparrow]

new tarkov wipe looks fuckin cool

[hollow patrol]

tarkov if it was good

[keen sparrow]

real

[soft coral]

man this new terraria channel is nice

https://open.spotify.com/track/0jY829pCMnstlNtaE72vSB?si=m1rsbKotRSCtPB4N-62jrA

CHAT I JUST WATCHED A TIRE FALL OUT OF A CAR

WTF HAHAAHA

2 actually

??????

Bulgaria isnt real

[soft coral]

no joke mate

the matrix is breaking

https://open.spotify.com/track/23AUyZevDLz3pwkICwIJa0?si=xVNCC9scTaeMe5Cmx38WKA
@stark torrent banger

@fast garden

[fast garden]

man

this one gotta be so fire the rest are ass

[soft coral]

rest arent from most wanted

[fast garden]

makes sense

thats why this sounded familiar

[soft coral]

you know damn well i post bangers only

bmw driver used his signal

nah i gotta be in some parallel timeline

[wintry ridge]

Fake asf

[short cove]

just got my lucky scav box

i am slowly progressing

what should i try to loot now?

i know i need tons of nuts and screws

like iirc 80ish of both

[compact knoll]

you will need a lot of nuts siiiir

[short cove]

the nut container

[compact knoll]

https://tarkovtracker.io/hideout

[brittle sinew]

Fake, post proof

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/DesmondSilvers/status/1970487975336419470

DesmondPilak (@DesmondSilvers)

There's been a second airdrop #EscapefromTarkov

X · Sep 23, 2025, 1:58 PM

[fast garden]

♻️

[cyan garnet]

Fuck this shit game ong

[stark torrent]

his honest reaction :

[cyan garnet]

Lmfao

I haven't even gotten any system messages about people ive reported this wipe

[stark torrent]

real

i get 1 every 2 months

and its some blatant retard

[cyan garnet]

I just got killed earlier on streets by some retard with 140 hours level 40 4000 kills lmfao

https://tenor.com/view/aaronpaul-aaron-paul-cry-crying-gif-7621646

[hallow stream]

I wonder how much he pays women to be around him

[soft coral]

not a DROP of life behind those eyes

[hollow patrol]

you think someone with life left in his eyes could cook up tarkov

[soft coral]

no ofc

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent tarky?

@stark torrent COME STREAM ALOOOOOOOOO

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

I need to change the picture on the NFS cover and remove that PS2 shit

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll alo

[soft coral]

@stark torrent opalim te malo

[glacial haven]

if that update ever comes around, i hope that i can use weapons in my hideout

[compact knoll]

to kill yourself?

[glacial haven]

that's one option

the other would be to shoot her

choose whatever fits you the most

[hollow patrol]

KURWAAAAAAAAAAAA

[cyan garnet]

the absolute state of this game

[young oasis]

I've fought people and they ONLY hit my arm.

Genuinely I think aimbotters just have their shit aim for a single arm.

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-breaking-bad-walter-laughing-heisenberg-gif-27094222

fucking Ting-YU

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/knowing-better-kb-know-better-gif-25459195

[pseudo storm]

probably some

[fast garden]

was shaving my face and for a moment i looked like a 40 year old turkish man

had to go full nuclear

[hallow stream]

make me kebab plz

[stark torrent]

I cant go clean shaven i havent done it since covid times

[viral egret]

gg

[cyan garnet]

Just dunked on a level 62 prestige 2 who was killa farming

Almost feel bad killing the severely mentally ill and retarded

[calm pollen]

Boo womp

[hollow patrol]

i mean i took like his entire mag to the balls

[vivid dawn]

Nikita fucking retard

15.11 1.0 release

Thats when i move into my new home

Motherfucker

Stop influencing my decisions

[soft coral]

@compact knoll do you like the hundreds of new sound effects they added in isaac?

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @compact knoll @ancient marsh

i mean cool i guess idk if imma finish this Kappa giving the fact that i cant be fucked to play this ass game

[soft coral]

ye ye cool we all know it will be shit

same as usual

same as the last 7 fucking years

[stark torrent]

game sucks

[soft coral]

ofc it does

god bless I dont fucking play this shit mess

[compact knoll]

I dont play the new version

[soft coral]

why not

its goated

[compact knoll]

I only play coop and my friend doesnt have the game

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/pxMAkcxEeD

@stark torrent see you would think that performance got better after they removed it

But you would be wrong

[stark torrent]

i even remember when this happened, was after they fixed the invisibilty bug on the 1st Streets Wipe , where they also fucked the flashlights

[brittle sinew]

EU server CS really be like that 😭

[soft coral]

romania 🗣️

[brittle sinew]

romania

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Never a better feeling than making a nice cup of warm coffee from the machine @stark torrent

OOOOOOSHKKA

only feeling that rivals that is getting kappa

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent crazy how we killed and looted killa more than 200 times, and yet we didnt see the shark teeth helmet once

[stark torrent]

yeah that is true actually

also we found only 2 keycards i think?

[fast garden]

I Miss the old skyboxes so much

[stark torrent]

boss loot is garbage past early wipe lol

[compact knoll]

yea

[soft coral]

man this game is shit huh

@compact knoll no keys moment

fuck this game

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent how many more shrimp kills

[stark torrent]

4

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

FOUR!

https://tenor.com/view/jhin-gif2-gif-18689169

[stark torrent]

dont trust retard no names on the internet kekW

also Pestily complained about it so yeah

[hallow stream]

Tbf

If he did answer like that in the q&a and youtubers bitched

He would just not wipe probably

[stark torrent]

poor timing

[fast garden]

Time to self kill

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/mellinda-gif-7938747190829410986

@compact knoll @fast garden @cyan garnet